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# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

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# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

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# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

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# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

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# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

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# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

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# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

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-# Just like superheroes

-Just like superheroes

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# But only half as big Sidekick! #

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Maxum Mansion, home to the world's greatest superhero, Maxum Man!

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Look, it's Maxum Man's trusty sidekick, the Golly Gee Kid,

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giving his super a helping hand.

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Making a super first impression is half the battle

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when facing a rampaging villain.

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-Give to me all your pens.

-Take them, Arachni-thumb. Take them!

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I could have used a couple of fingers instead of just thumbs.

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Thumbs up, villain!

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Grand entrance accomplished!

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Ohhh...

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Sidekicks - they're the pot scrubbers of justice!

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So you see, class, perfection does not just happen, it takes work!

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SNORING

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Zat is it, Troublemeyer! You've had your sleep. Now you sleep for ever!

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SCHOOL BELL RINGS

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Ve continue zis tomorrow, ja?

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-Good pizza!

-Nice one!

-You guys are super gross.

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Hey, I'll get that for you.

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-Eric!

-Agh!

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HE SHRIEKS

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My turn!

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SCREAMING

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ALL: Food fight!

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Oh, mystery meat takes for ever to get out of my hair!

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Painful. But tasty.

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Moo!

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Can't we have at least one lunch that doesn't end like this?

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Wait! I've seen that before.

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Hmm...

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Not that. Nice abs, though.

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It was in the sidekick video. But that means the janitor is...

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-ALL:

-The Golly Gee Kid!

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-I knew it! You're the Golly Gee Kid.

-What was Maxum Man really like?

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Why is the greatest sidekick of all time a janitor?

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This isn't my locker.

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I'm just a janitor!

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I have never been nor will I ever be

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nor will I ever have been will be the Golly Gee...

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'Hello, Golly Gee Kid here. I'm not able to save you right now.'

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HE SIGHS

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All right, I'm the Golly Gee Kid.

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Well, duh! Even I got that.

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..so I told Maxum Man I wanted to be a superhero.

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I bet you have some pretty cool stories about saving the world.

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Oh, you bet I do!

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One time, Maxum Man stumbled into a mansion covered in alien eyeballs.

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Well, he handed me his costume,

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and I washed it 17 times!

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And the alien came back to get his eyeballs? The suit was destroyed?

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No. No. It was pretty clean after that.

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Wow! Good story... Right, guys?

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SNORING

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COCK CROWS

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SCHOOL BELL RINGS

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HE YAWNS

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And he told stories all night. Then his car wouldn't start.

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He asked me to give it a push all the way to school.

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Man, that dude has the worst luck ever!

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-Hey! Kinda like you!

-And you know what?

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Your stories are pretty bad, too, just like the Golly Gee Kid.

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-You're so alike.

-Nuh-uh! Sure, you're cute just like him,

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and you're Maxum Man's sidekick like he was.

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Oh, and you both act, move and think the same way. But that's it.

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Hey! I'm not a washed-up sidekick

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who fights mildew instead of supervillains.

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I'm not like him at all.

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I accidentally wore your shoes home. They fit perfectly!

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It's like they're mine but yours!

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OK, maybe we ARE the same.

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The Golly Gee Kid was a sidekick just like me.

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But he had a dream, a dream to be something more,

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something better, the dream to be a superhero.

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And that's my dream, too.

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Golly Gee Kid! Wait for me!

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# You and him are samesies, you and him are... #

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So, why are we at Superzyros?

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Cos you're tired of being a janitor and ready to be a hero.

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-Sounds good, doesn't it?

-I guess... But a new costume?

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And these are pretty flashy.

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Look, step one to being a superhero is look like a superhero.

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Just think of this as a new beginning. On Maxum Man's account.

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Armand, ditch the cheap stuff.

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It's the perfect costume - mine! It's been on back order for years.

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So what's next on the super old man super make-over super show?

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Phase two should start about..

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WATCH BLEEPS, GIRL SCREAMS

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..now.

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Help. I am a helpless person in need of...

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help.

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This is awful. Did Eric write this?

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KITTY CLEARS HER THROAT

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I, too, am in need of help.

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I yearn to be returned to my dearest Eric

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so I may bestow upon him the biggest hug of all hugs!

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I may have rewritten mine a little.

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Hey! That mother and daughter are in big trouble.

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I bet they sure could use a superhero to save them.

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They sure could!

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Wow. That is really high up.

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Trevor!

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Maybe you should head to the school and start working on phase three.

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You got it, bud!

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What's phase three?

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Oh. Right.

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Huh?

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All right, Golly Gee, be that hero!

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HE STRAINS

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Or not.

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-Move closer!

-What?

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Nothing. You're doing great.

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Lower!

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VANA SIGHS

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Boy, I sure am in danger all the way up here...

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where it is dangerous.

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Lower!

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Lower!

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VANA SIGHS

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Thank you. Thank you, Golly Gee Kid, for saving me.

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I still got it.

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You're safe now.

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Hi, kids. Brush your teeth. Hey, stay in Sidekick School.

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-Look how happy he is.

-I know, but I don't want to see him hurt.

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Maybe he wasn't ever cut out to be a superhero.

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But he has to be. He was Maxum Man's sidekick.

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There's got to be more for him than being a janitor. I'll prove it.

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Trevor's set up phase three.

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Golly Gee Kid, where you been?

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That's Trevor now.

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He's pretending to be a villain so Golly Gee Kid gets some confidence.

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GOLLY GEE KID: Stand back.

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-This villain is mine!

-I told you he'd make a great hero.

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You want fight? I like fight!

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OK, Trevor's made some interesting supervillain choices. I respect that.

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Trick or treat? Uh, I mean I'm going to do something evil!

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What do you guys think? I got it on sale.

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Trevor? But if that giant, really mean guy isn't you, then who is he?

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Golly Gee Kid, you mine!

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Prepare to face the Golly Gee Kid!

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-Don't look behind me.

-BOTH:

-OK!

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That's Brute Brutal, Master XOX's evil sidekick,

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my arch enemy from the old days.

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-Uh, you sure you can handle this?

-I'm as sure as I've ever been.

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No, that's sidekick stuff. Be the hero.

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Oh.

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Right.

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I can't let it end like this. Brain, get me Master XOX on the phone.

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XOX? Why are you calling for another bad guy?

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Smashy-smashy time!

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Now feel fist of strongest supervillain in world!

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Supervillain?

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I think you mean sidekick, don't you?

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M-M-M-Master XOX? Um...

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This not how it looks.

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It's a good thing I got an anonymous call

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telling me my sidekick overstepped his bounds.

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Brute sorry. Brute just want try make something of self.

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What's the sidekick's number one rule? Hm?

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Ohhh...

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Sidekick is just sidekick.

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That's right! And never forget it! Now get back to the lab.

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BRUTE SOBS

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I'll destroy you all later. Bye now.

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Calling in XOX was a great idea, Eric.

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There's nothing meaner than a ticked-off super.

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-I love you!

-What?

-What?

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I think you have great things in store for you,

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things that don't involve a mop and a bucket.

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-You really think so?

-No. Not really.

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What about you? You going to stick with the superheroing?

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Absolutely! You've inspired me.

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Mm, but maybe I should do a quick clean-up first.

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Guys, a little help?

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HE SIGHS

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