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DOORBELL RINGS | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
-Oh, it's you. -Hello. -Hello. -Hi. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
-HE BURPS -I was watching a TV programme... | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
-You got any jobs need doing? Like some gardening? -I just have a yard. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:32 | |
BLOWS WHISTLE LOUDLY Dib-dib, dob-dob... | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
ALL: Dib-dib, dob-dob, dib-dib, dob-dob... | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
-Sorry, I'm not sure you heard me. -Right, chaps, action stations! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
-What are you...? -Cup of tea, madam? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
-Now, listen, you... -Milk? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
-No! -Sugar? -Just one. Now, listen... -Eccles cake? | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
-I shouldn't. -Go on. -Well, I suppose just one couldn't hurt. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
Mission accomplished. Let's get going! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
ALL: Dib-dib, dob-dob, dib-dib, dob-dob... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
-Toodle-pip...! -Wait a minute! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
Oh! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
'Be warned, commuters. It's absolute gridlock out there. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
'If you're thinking about taking the car to work or the school run, | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
'you'd better leave an additional 45 minutes to an hour.' | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
Those silly sausages in their blessed cars! When will they learn? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
They've got "silly" written through them like a stick of silly rock! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
You're not wrong there, Timothy. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
There are lots of different ways to get you to school | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
without sitting in all that silly traffic, like this jet pack! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
Wow, Mummy, a jet pack! That's amazing! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Only the best for Mummy's little soldier, | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
so let's get you jet-packed up! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Mummy, this is splendicocious! Thank you so much. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
All my friends in the science lab are gonna be so jealous. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
-Right, I'm off. -No, wait, Timmy. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Let Mummy read the instructions first. It could be dangerous. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
Look at me, I'm jet set Timmy! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
All you people down there are nothing to me. Whoosh! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
OK, let's keep our sensible head on. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
This red button, what does it do? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
-Oh, it probably measures the fuel levels. -I'll check the fuel now. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:26 | |
Sorry, that's the orange button. "Under no circumstances, press..." | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
Pressing the red button now, Mummy! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Mummy, I think I've squashed my pencil case! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
I'll get the car keys, shall I? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Yes. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Oh, what a magnificent spread! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
-Oh, yes, the food is lovely. -I do like a buffet. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Oh, mini-pizzas! What a treat! | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
-What about this weather, eh? -Lovely, isn't it? -There's the coleslaw! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
-See the game last night? -What game? -Chocolate crispy squares! Delicious! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:09 | |
-Any trouble getting here? -No, I live round the corner. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
It's a nightmare, all that traffic. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
These prawns will more than make up for it. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
-I walk. -There's the sausage rolls. So simple and yet so oft overlooked. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:23 | |
-Heard that new song by that band? -I'm not sure I... -It is good. Ah! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:28 | |
She's only taken the crusts off the sandwiches, | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
the sure sign of a magnificent spread! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
That is rather a lot of food for you to get through. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
You mustn't think this is all for me. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
-No, this is for my dog. -Oh, I see. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
It's got a tremendous appetite. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
I'll have you later for my dinner. Delicious! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
Good boy, good boy. Come on. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
I heard a rumour about some garlic mushrooms. I'll leave you my card. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
-If she brings them out, post them on. Come on, boy. -Thanks. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
I'll just take this Battenburg. It's very good for his doggy...leg. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:06 | |
Bus driver, come here. Stop! Stop! Stop! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
-Good day. -Good day. -Good morning. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
-An omnibus! -Exciting! -We've gone environmentally-friendly. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
-We used to hate the environment. -I got rid of my car. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
-She crashed it. -Into a cow... -Delicious! -Cow cake! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
-Hmm! -So where do you go? -Just into town. -Can you go near the precinct? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:30 | |
I need to pick up the new limited edition 12-inch by Dr Chronic. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
-It's the one that goes... -THEY MIMIC DRUMBEAT | 0:04:34 | 0:04:39 | |
-Like that. -It's good. -No, I go left at the lights to the bus station. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:44 | |
-Great. -Can you go via the pet shop? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
-I need a scratching post and dog chocolate. -Her nephew's visiting. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:51 | |
-No, I just go to the bus station. Are you staying on? -Very well. -Drive on. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
-Tickets? You've got to buy tickets. -Buy? -Pay? -Shekels? -Wonga? | 0:04:55 | 0:05:00 | |
-Nothing's free. -Apart from the free lollipop when you have an injection. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
-I can't have any more injections. -Dr Conway says 1800 is too many. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
-Are you senior citizens? -Pardon? -Are you over 60? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
-We're nowhere near 60! -You never ask a lady her age! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
-Look at my face! -A lady never tells even if she's asked. -It's stunning! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
My knees are round. My bottom is pert. I'll not have this nonsense! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
-I am 16, going on 17... -It's cheaper if you are. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
-We are then, yes. -Yes, we are. If it's twice as cheap, we're 120. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
-It will still be very expensive. -They'll charge us by the mile. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
-Extra for sitting down. -And for looking out of the window. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
There'll be a fee for listening to R&B on our mobicular phones. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
-You won't get much change out of £1,000. -£1,000? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
-£1,000. -I suppose £1,000 is what riding on a bus costs these days. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
-Two senior citizens into town, £1.40. -£1,000?! -Absurd! -We won't pay it! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:57 | |
Let's go and buy a brace of Rolls-Royce and some chauffeurs. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
-Good day! -I hope somebody gets on with the wrong change | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-and the whole thing becomes really awkward! -Tweet me! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
This is the first time we took him in the longboat. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
And this is the first time Brunhilde and I took him out pillaging. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:27 | |
Isn't he sweet? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Astrid and I are about to have our own baby Viking. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Do you have any tips? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Well, there's one thing that little Sven absolutely loves. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
Makes him howl with laughter. Go up to him like this... | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
Ohhh... | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
-Oh, got your nose! -Aagh! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
ALL: Aaaaaagh! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Oh, Chief! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Give me my nose back, please! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
For the love of Valhalla, Chief, be merciful! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-Give Eric his nose back! -But it's just my thumb. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
I can't smell anything! Oh, mercy, great Chief! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
I don't have your nose. It is just my thumb. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Keep away from my nose, Chief. Stay away from my precious nose! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
Me too! My nose is precious! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
All right then, I'll give Eric his nose back. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Oh! Oh, thank you. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
Thank you, great Chief. You are wise and merciful! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
So are there any other things little Sven likes? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
-He's very fond of the thumb trick. -The thumb trick? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Yes, yes, you know...? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
ALL SCREAM | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Your thumb! Your thumb! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Dear Gods, your thumb! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Look, it's just a trick. Look, look! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
Aaagh! Oh, my thumb! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
What have I done? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
The tests have come back and it looks like you've got HHD. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
-Or Handshake Hypersensitivity Disorder. -Oh, no. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Don't panic. There's no reason you can't lead a perfectly normal life. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:17 | |
Oh, well, that's a relief. Thank you very much, Doctor. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Aaaaagh! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Hmm. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
-KNOCK AT DOOR -Hey, you can't just come in here! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
We need to talk. Your mother and I are worried. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
-About what? -Recently, you've been getting into a lot of deer stuff. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:40 | |
-So? -Don't you think it's a bit weird? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
-Like that bark chewing. -It's good for my teeth. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
-We think it's nice you've got a hobby. -Yes, hobbies are good. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
Like, say, tae kwon do. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Give it up, Dad! I'm not going back to tae kwon do! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
You might make new friends. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Loads of people my age are into ruminants. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
-At least take the antlers off once in a while. -No way! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
-It'd save you having to tidy your bedroom. -I'm keeping them on. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
How about just at mealtimes? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Last time you reached for the peas, it almost had my eye out! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
-This is who I am! -You've got underpants on your antlers. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
-What's wrong now? -I'm expressing my anger. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
-I'm going out. -Where to? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
The clearing! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
We'd like to present you with this token of thanks | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
from the Blueberry Growers' Association of Great Britain | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
because of all your hard work | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
in promoting the use of blueberries in cooking. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
I don't know what to say. I really don't know! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
What can I say...but yes? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
I mean, thank you. Thank you. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
As you all know, I am a massive fan of the... | 0:09:55 | 0:10:00 | |
the cooking of the... the preparing of... | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
and the general eating | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
of one of the healthiest fruits of them all - the blueberry. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
LOUD FART | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Oh! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
Bit whiffy, that one! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Where is everybody? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Where did they all go? Rude! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
LOUD FART | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
I've just gone all big on my smalls. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
That'll require a trip to the hosiery department. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
FARTS AGAIN | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
-Nice antlers. -Oh! -Amelia. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Drew. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
-Sorry, I didn't see you coming. -I do tend to move swiftly and quietly. | 0:10:56 | 0:11:01 | |
So... | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
Here for the big meet? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
-The what now? -The get-together. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Oh, uh... No, I... | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
I just like to come to the woods, try on antlers and sort of do... | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
-Deer stuff. Yeah, that's why we're all here. -We? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
There's more of us? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Oh, yeah, of course, Drew. Yeah, look. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Welcome to Deer Club. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
It's beautiful. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
So what do we do now? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Well, we just stand here quietly, | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
being acutely aware of our own surroundings. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
-Can I have a try? -Yeah, jump on in. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
Oh, um...OK. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
This is amazing! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
No talking! ALL: Ssh! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Sorry. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
I'm just having such a great time. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
-Just keep it down, OK? -Sorry. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Sorry, everyone! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
-DOG BARKS -You guys hear anything...? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
Wow, you guys... | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
You're amazing! | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Double thumbs. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Hoof, hoof... | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
# Sweep, sweep up the dung... # | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
Oh, nice day at the camel's bum, dear? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Oh, I dunno. You work your mandibles off trying to make a living! | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
Mum! You'll never guess what Dad tried to make me do! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
Oh, Maxwell! Did you eat your packed lunch? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
-No, I got put off it. -Did I leave the crusts on your sandwiches? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:29 | |
No, it's not that. It's just that Dad tried to make me touch some poo. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
Dung, lad. You're a dung beetle. What did you think we'd be doing? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:38 | |
You said it'd be an adventure across the rolling plains of the Serengeti. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
-You said we'd see lions and zebras. -You did, didn't you? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Not the fun end! It was miles away and we walked. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
When we got there, you'll never guess what Dad did. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:52 | |
-He went up to this bit of poo and... -Rolled it into a ball. Brilliant! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:57 | |
So embarrassing! All the flamingos must have thought we were mad! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:02 | |
Oh, but, sweetheart, we're dung beetles. The clue's in the name. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
Why can't we be cheese and onion beetles or salami beetles? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
-Or just beetles without dung! -Oh, I get it! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:14 | |
Dung not good enough for the likes of you, is it? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
Let me tell you something, son. This house, the food you eat, | 0:14:18 | 0:14:23 | |
your mother's best shoes - all dung! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
-You mean I'm drinking...? -No, that's hot chocolate. -Oh. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:32 | |
Not really - it's dung. ..You go to your room! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
Oh, Tony! He was so adorable when he was a larva, look. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:43 | |
Kids! | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
All right? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
Harry Bold here saying Bold is as Bold does! | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
It doesn't make sense, but it sounds nice. Today's adventure is... | 0:14:57 | 0:15:02 | |
I know it's dangerous, it's crazy, I'm a mad man, but it's all right. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
I went to a shop and this bloke sold us all the kit I need. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
Plus my mate Terry Brave here will help us out. All right, Terry? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:17 | |
Hello. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
OK, kit time. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
First up, you'll need a board. A skateboarding board boarding board. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:28 | |
Now mine is top of the range! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
The bit you stand on - the board - is made from the skateboardium tree. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:37 | |
They take the whole tree, about 100 metres tall, and chop it down. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:42 | |
And then they whittle away most of the tree to get just this! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:47 | |
That's why it's so expensive, like. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Then they spend a fortune making it look less flash | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
in case someone nicks it. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Now then - wheels! These are dead important. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
These are made of crystals grown in a zero-gravity environment in space! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:04 | |
They're really, really expensive. The bloke said it's a coincidence | 0:16:04 | 0:16:09 | |
they look like old roller skate wheels. OK, you've got your board. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:14 | |
Time for the rest of your kit, namely, all-in-one body pad! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:19 | |
You could fire us oot of a cannon and I wouldn't feel it! Ow! | 0:16:19 | 0:16:24 | |
Dark glasses so I look super cool. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Then special glasses to see through the dark glasses. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:32 | |
And I've got a special skateboarding badge so I get respect. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
What else have you got, Terry? | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
I've just got my good trainers on and some pizza. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
Is it special skateboarding hyper-protein lean and mean pizza? | 0:16:43 | 0:16:48 | |
I think it's just anchovies. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
Tha know, Terry. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
I don't think Terry's taking this skateboarding all that seriously. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:58 | |
Oh, well. Let's go skateboarding! | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
No. I'm down here. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Down a bit. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
No, it's not for me. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
I quite liked it. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Let us now sing hymn number 241, | 0:17:14 | 0:17:19 | |
Guide Me, O, Thou Great Redeemer. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
ORGAN PLAYS | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
# Guide me O, thou great redeemer | 0:17:36 | 0:17:41 | |
-VERY OFF TUNE # -Pilgrim through this barren land | 0:17:41 | 0:17:46 | |
-# -I am weak, but thou... -# | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
BLOWS WHISTLE Oi! You! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
No singing out of tune with gusto! | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
# Guide me, O, thou great redeemer... # | 0:18:02 | 0:18:08 | |
-Excuse me. Hello! -All right? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
-I'd like to return this game, please. -Witch Attack II? What's the matter? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:23 | |
-I think it's broken. Could I have my money back? -Have you got a receipt? | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
-No, I don't. -I can't do anything without one. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
It's still got your price sticker on it. I only bought it this morning! | 0:18:31 | 0:18:36 | |
-You must remember me. -No, sorry. I don't remember you. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:41 | |
Well, that's not very fair. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
Look, there's nothing I can do without a receipt. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
-What happened to it? -I put my chewing gum in it. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
-What?! -I put my chewing gum in it. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
Look, you can almost still make it out. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
-Look. -I'm going to have to give you that game back, I'm afraid. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
Right. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Right. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Fine. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:09 | |
Witch! She's a witch! | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
Witch! Witch! Witch! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
Heh heh heh! Witch! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Witch! Witch! Witch! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
Witch! Witch! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Yes, I'll just take this one instead. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Is there a bin? A bin? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
No. OK. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Now, what would you like? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
We've got spaghetti hollandaise, tuna and bacon quiche, | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
fat salad, chops and chips, mysterious soup or liver and pea? | 0:20:11 | 0:20:17 | |
Oh, and choose carefully. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
Good luck! Good luck! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
I'll have the quiche, please. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
You chose wisely. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
-I think I'd like the soup, please. -I'm sorry? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
Soup. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Excellent choice. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Oh, now, sir. What would you like? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
I must ask you to think carefully. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:03 | |
Em... | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Ah, chops and chips! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Unlucky! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Ah! Aaaiiieee! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
Hungry? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
This is the remote Outer Hebridean island of North Barrasay. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:30 | |
And this is Valerie Carpenter, head and only teacher at the school, | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
which has only one pupil. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
It's time for the school science fair, a chance for Ross to shine. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:42 | |
Valerie, a lot of people have come in today for Ross's science project. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:47 | |
Oh, yes. Ross's science projects are something of an event here. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:52 | |
You can still see the crater from the North Barrasay space project! | 0:21:52 | 0:21:57 | |
And then there was the whole alternative fuels thing. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
And who could forget the seal choir? | 0:22:03 | 0:22:08 | |
-So what's Ross got in store this time? -I don't precisely know. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
It has an ecological theme. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
I set him the task of bringing home the impact of global warming. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:19 | |
So we'll see. Er, we'll see... | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, this is our home. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
An island, a small isolated community. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
See how he's using visual aids? The VI. Er, the VA. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
To illustrate the point. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
That is one of the key skills that we teach them. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
But even here on North Barrasay, | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
we must be aware of the fact | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
that we are to be affected by the menace of global warming. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
-Boo! Grr! -Excellent use of the VI...the VA there again. | 0:22:55 | 0:23:00 | |
So what will become of us if global warming continues | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
upon current trends? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
-Hit it, Archie! -Oh, aye. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
Scientists predict rising sea levels and a risk of coastal erosion! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:24 | |
Not to mention more extreme weather patterns! | 0:23:24 | 0:23:29 | |
There's also the potential impact on native species! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:35 | |
So, as we can see, global warming is an issue that affects us all. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:50 | |
-Thank you. -Well, I thought that was very interesting. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
I might get some of those special light bulbs. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
Aaah! Now what? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
How am I going to fix these shelves? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
-Maybe my bees can help. -I beg your pardon? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
I said maybe my bees can help. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
-Your bees? I don't understand. -These are no ordinary bees. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:24 | |
Instead of you screwing shelf brackets into the wall, | 0:24:25 | 0:24:30 | |
my bees will carry your shelves on their backs while hovering in place. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:35 | |
-No more shelf worries for you. -Your bees can do that? -They're happy to. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:40 | |
-These are generous and selfless bees. -Right. Brilliant. Off you go. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:45 | |
I shall just give them some brief instructions. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
Bzzz-bzzz-bzzz. Bzzz-bzzz-shelves-bzzz. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:54 | |
Bzzz-help. Bzzz-bzzz. Bzzz-falling down. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:59 | |
Bzzz. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:00 | |
Oh! Bzzz-ah! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
Help him, my bees! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
Ahh! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
No! No! Agh! Go away! | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
Why are you doing this?! Stop it! | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Argh! Stop it! No! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
Get away! Argh! | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
The instructions are on the reverse side of your exam papers. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:28 | |
-Yes, Julie? -Can we use a calculator? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
No, this is a History exam. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
It'll be 90 minutes. We'll need absolute silence throughout. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
Your invigilators will be Sir Alan Sugar, Sir Alex Ferguson | 0:25:37 | 0:25:41 | |
and Sir Ian McKellen. ALL: Hello! | 0:25:41 | 0:25:46 | |
I shall leave you in their capable hands. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
-You may turn over your exam papers. -Your time starts now. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
But remember - absolute silence. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
Right, whoever's making that awful metallic squeaking sound, stop it. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:10 | |
This IS an exam room. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
-Right, that's it! That's enough! -If you can't keep quiet, get out! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:18 | |
-Out! Out! All of you! -You've failed! You've failed! | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
You've failed! You've failed! And you've failed! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
-Unbelievable! -SQUEAK! | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
..And it'll look like Noel Edmonds! DOORBELL | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
Oh! That'll be Louise. She said she might pop over. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
-Oh, hi, Louise. This is my friend Mike. -Hello, Mike. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:51 | |
-Nice to meet you. -Coffee? -Oh, lovely. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:56 | |
Yeah? | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
By the way, you've got a bit of something right there. Food. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:03 | |
Oh, how embarrassing! | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
Oh, no... Oh, goodness. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
-(Mike! Look what you've done!) -I'm sorry. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
-It's happening again, isn't it? -I don't know what you mean. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:16 | |
-I've got food on my face. -No, Louise. Nothing's happening. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
Oh, no... What have I eaten? How long has it been there for? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:25 | |
What is it...? | 0:27:25 | 0:27:27 | |
How embarrassing. Ohh, I've got to get out of here. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:39 | |
(This is the worst bit.) | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
May as well sit down. We might be here a bit of a while. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:51 | |
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