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DOORBELL RINGS

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-Oh, it's you.

-Hello.

-Hello.

-Hi.

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-HE BURPS

-I was watching a TV programme...

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-You got any jobs need doing? Like some gardening?

-I just have a yard.

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BLOWS WHISTLE LOUDLY Dib-dib, dob-dob...

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ALL: Dib-dib, dob-dob, dib-dib, dob-dob...

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-Sorry, I'm not sure you heard me.

-Right, chaps, action stations!

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-What are you...?

-Cup of tea, madam?

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-Now, listen, you...

-Milk?

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-No!

-Sugar?

-Just one. Now, listen...

-Eccles cake?

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-I shouldn't.

-Go on.

-Well, I suppose just one couldn't hurt.

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Mission accomplished. Let's get going!

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ALL: Dib-dib, dob-dob, dib-dib, dob-dob...

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-Toodle-pip...!

-Wait a minute!

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Oh!

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'Be warned, commuters. It's absolute gridlock out there.

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'If you're thinking about taking the car to work or the school run,

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'you'd better leave an additional 45 minutes to an hour.'

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Those silly sausages in their blessed cars! When will they learn?

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They've got "silly" written through them like a stick of silly rock!

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You're not wrong there, Timothy.

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There are lots of different ways to get you to school

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without sitting in all that silly traffic, like this jet pack!

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Wow, Mummy, a jet pack! That's amazing!

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Only the best for Mummy's little soldier,

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so let's get you jet-packed up!

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Mummy, this is splendicocious! Thank you so much.

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All my friends in the science lab are gonna be so jealous.

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-Right, I'm off.

-No, wait, Timmy.

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Let Mummy read the instructions first. It could be dangerous.

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Look at me, I'm jet set Timmy!

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All you people down there are nothing to me. Whoosh!

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OK, let's keep our sensible head on.

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This red button, what does it do?

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-Oh, it probably measures the fuel levels.

-I'll check the fuel now.

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Sorry, that's the orange button. "Under no circumstances, press..."

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Pressing the red button now, Mummy!

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Mummy, I think I've squashed my pencil case!

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I'll get the car keys, shall I?

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Yes.

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Oh, what a magnificent spread!

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-Oh, yes, the food is lovely.

-I do like a buffet.

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Oh, mini-pizzas! What a treat!

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-What about this weather, eh?

-Lovely, isn't it?

-There's the coleslaw!

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-See the game last night?

-What game?

-Chocolate crispy squares! Delicious!

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-Any trouble getting here?

-No, I live round the corner.

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It's a nightmare, all that traffic.

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These prawns will more than make up for it.

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-I walk.

-There's the sausage rolls. So simple and yet so oft overlooked.

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-Heard that new song by that band?

-I'm not sure I...

-It is good. Ah!

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She's only taken the crusts off the sandwiches,

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the sure sign of a magnificent spread!

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That is rather a lot of food for you to get through.

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You mustn't think this is all for me.

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-No, this is for my dog.

-Oh, I see.

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It's got a tremendous appetite.

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I'll have you later for my dinner. Delicious!

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Good boy, good boy. Come on.

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I heard a rumour about some garlic mushrooms. I'll leave you my card.

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-If she brings them out, post them on. Come on, boy.

-Thanks.

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I'll just take this Battenburg. It's very good for his doggy...leg.

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Bus driver, come here. Stop! Stop! Stop!

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-Good day.

-Good day.

-Good morning.

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-An omnibus!

-Exciting!

-We've gone environmentally-friendly.

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-We used to hate the environment.

-I got rid of my car.

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-She crashed it.

-Into a cow...

-Delicious!

-Cow cake!

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-Hmm!

-So where do you go?

-Just into town.

-Can you go near the precinct?

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I need to pick up the new limited edition 12-inch by Dr Chronic.

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-It's the one that goes...

-THEY MIMIC DRUMBEAT

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-Like that.

-It's good.

-No, I go left at the lights to the bus station.

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-Great.

-Can you go via the pet shop?

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-I need a scratching post and dog chocolate.

-Her nephew's visiting.

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-No, I just go to the bus station. Are you staying on?

-Very well.

-Drive on.

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-Tickets? You've got to buy tickets.

-Buy?

-Pay?

-Shekels?

-Wonga?

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-Nothing's free.

-Apart from the free lollipop when you have an injection.

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-I can't have any more injections.

-Dr Conway says 1800 is too many.

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-Are you senior citizens?

-Pardon?

-Are you over 60?

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-We're nowhere near 60!

-You never ask a lady her age!

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-Look at my face!

-A lady never tells even if she's asked.

-It's stunning!

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My knees are round. My bottom is pert. I'll not have this nonsense!

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-I am 16, going on 17...

-It's cheaper if you are.

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-We are then, yes.

-Yes, we are. If it's twice as cheap, we're 120.

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-It will still be very expensive.

-They'll charge us by the mile.

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-Extra for sitting down.

-And for looking out of the window.

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There'll be a fee for listening to R&B on our mobicular phones.

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-You won't get much change out of £1,000.

-£1,000?

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-£1,000.

-I suppose £1,000 is what riding on a bus costs these days.

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-Two senior citizens into town, £1.40.

-£1,000?!

-Absurd!

-We won't pay it!

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Let's go and buy a brace of Rolls-Royce and some chauffeurs.

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-Good day!

-I hope somebody gets on with the wrong change

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-and the whole thing becomes really awkward!

-Tweet me!

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This is the first time we took him in the longboat.

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And this is the first time Brunhilde and I took him out pillaging.

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Isn't he sweet?

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Astrid and I are about to have our own baby Viking.

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Do you have any tips?

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Well, there's one thing that little Sven absolutely loves.

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Makes him howl with laughter. Go up to him like this...

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Ohhh...

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-Oh, got your nose!

-Aagh!

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ALL: Aaaaaagh!

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Oh, Chief!

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Give me my nose back, please!

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For the love of Valhalla, Chief, be merciful!

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-Give Eric his nose back!

-But it's just my thumb.

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I can't smell anything! Oh, mercy, great Chief!

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I don't have your nose. It is just my thumb.

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Keep away from my nose, Chief. Stay away from my precious nose!

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Me too! My nose is precious!

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All right then, I'll give Eric his nose back.

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Oh! Oh, thank you.

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Thank you, great Chief. You are wise and merciful!

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So are there any other things little Sven likes?

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-He's very fond of the thumb trick.

-The thumb trick?

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Yes, yes, you know...?

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ALL SCREAM

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Your thumb! Your thumb!

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Dear Gods, your thumb!

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Look, it's just a trick. Look, look!

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Aaagh! Oh, my thumb!

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What have I done?

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The tests have come back and it looks like you've got HHD.

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-Or Handshake Hypersensitivity Disorder.

-Oh, no.

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Don't panic. There's no reason you can't lead a perfectly normal life.

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Oh, well, that's a relief. Thank you very much, Doctor.

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Aaaaagh!

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Hmm.

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-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Hey, you can't just come in here!

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We need to talk. Your mother and I are worried.

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-About what?

-Recently, you've been getting into a lot of deer stuff.

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-So?

-Don't you think it's a bit weird?

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-Like that bark chewing.

-It's good for my teeth.

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-We think it's nice you've got a hobby.

-Yes, hobbies are good.

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Like, say, tae kwon do.

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Give it up, Dad! I'm not going back to tae kwon do!

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You might make new friends.

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Loads of people my age are into ruminants.

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-At least take the antlers off once in a while.

-No way!

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-It'd save you having to tidy your bedroom.

-I'm keeping them on.

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How about just at mealtimes?

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Last time you reached for the peas, it almost had my eye out!

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-This is who I am!

-You've got underpants on your antlers.

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-What's wrong now?

-I'm expressing my anger.

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-I'm going out.

-Where to?

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The clearing!

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We'd like to present you with this token of thanks

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from the Blueberry Growers' Association of Great Britain

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because of all your hard work

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in promoting the use of blueberries in cooking.

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I don't know what to say. I really don't know!

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What can I say...but yes?

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I mean, thank you. Thank you.

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As you all know, I am a massive fan of the...

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the cooking of the... the preparing of...

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and the general eating

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of one of the healthiest fruits of them all - the blueberry.

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LOUD FART

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Oh!

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Bit whiffy, that one!

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Where is everybody?

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Where did they all go? Rude!

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LOUD FART

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I've just gone all big on my smalls.

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That'll require a trip to the hosiery department.

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FARTS AGAIN

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-Nice antlers.

-Oh!

-Amelia.

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Drew.

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-Sorry, I didn't see you coming.

-I do tend to move swiftly and quietly.

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So...

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Here for the big meet?

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-The what now?

-The get-together.

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Oh, uh... No, I...

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I just like to come to the woods, try on antlers and sort of do...

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-Deer stuff. Yeah, that's why we're all here.

-We?

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There's more of us?

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Oh, yeah, of course, Drew. Yeah, look.

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Welcome to Deer Club.

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It's beautiful.

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So what do we do now?

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Well, we just stand here quietly,

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being acutely aware of our own surroundings.

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-Can I have a try?

-Yeah, jump on in.

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Oh, um...OK.

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This is amazing!

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No talking! ALL: Ssh!

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Sorry.

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I'm just having such a great time.

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-Just keep it down, OK?

-Sorry.

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Sorry, everyone!

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-DOG BARKS

-You guys hear anything...?

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Wow, you guys...

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You're amazing!

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Double thumbs.

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Hoof, hoof...

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# Sweep, sweep up the dung... #

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Oh, nice day at the camel's bum, dear?

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Oh, I dunno. You work your mandibles off trying to make a living!

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Mum! You'll never guess what Dad tried to make me do!

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Oh, Maxwell! Did you eat your packed lunch?

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-No, I got put off it.

-Did I leave the crusts on your sandwiches?

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No, it's not that. It's just that Dad tried to make me touch some poo.

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Dung, lad. You're a dung beetle. What did you think we'd be doing?

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You said it'd be an adventure across the rolling plains of the Serengeti.

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-You said we'd see lions and zebras.

-You did, didn't you?

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Not the fun end! It was miles away and we walked.

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When we got there, you'll never guess what Dad did.

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-He went up to this bit of poo and...

-Rolled it into a ball. Brilliant!

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So embarrassing! All the flamingos must have thought we were mad!

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Oh, but, sweetheart, we're dung beetles. The clue's in the name.

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Why can't we be cheese and onion beetles or salami beetles?

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-Or just beetles without dung!

-Oh, I get it!

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Dung not good enough for the likes of you, is it?

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Let me tell you something, son. This house, the food you eat,

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your mother's best shoes - all dung!

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-You mean I'm drinking...?

-No, that's hot chocolate.

-Oh.

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Not really - it's dung. ..You go to your room!

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Oh, Tony! He was so adorable when he was a larva, look.

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Kids!

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All right?

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Harry Bold here saying Bold is as Bold does!

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It doesn't make sense, but it sounds nice. Today's adventure is...

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I know it's dangerous, it's crazy, I'm a mad man, but it's all right.

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I went to a shop and this bloke sold us all the kit I need.

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Plus my mate Terry Brave here will help us out. All right, Terry?

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Hello.

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OK, kit time.

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First up, you'll need a board. A skateboarding board boarding board.

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Now mine is top of the range!

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The bit you stand on - the board - is made from the skateboardium tree.

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They take the whole tree, about 100 metres tall, and chop it down.

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And then they whittle away most of the tree to get just this!

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That's why it's so expensive, like.

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Then they spend a fortune making it look less flash

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in case someone nicks it.

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Now then - wheels! These are dead important.

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These are made of crystals grown in a zero-gravity environment in space!

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They're really, really expensive. The bloke said it's a coincidence

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they look like old roller skate wheels. OK, you've got your board.

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Time for the rest of your kit, namely, all-in-one body pad!

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You could fire us oot of a cannon and I wouldn't feel it! Ow!

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Dark glasses so I look super cool.

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Then special glasses to see through the dark glasses.

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And I've got a special skateboarding badge so I get respect.

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What else have you got, Terry?

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I've just got my good trainers on and some pizza.

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Is it special skateboarding hyper-protein lean and mean pizza?

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I think it's just anchovies.

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Tha know, Terry.

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I don't think Terry's taking this skateboarding all that seriously.

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Oh, well. Let's go skateboarding!

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No. I'm down here.

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Down a bit.

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No, it's not for me.

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I quite liked it.

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Let us now sing hymn number 241,

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Guide Me, O, Thou Great Redeemer.

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ORGAN PLAYS

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# Guide me O, thou great redeemer

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-VERY OFF TUNE #

-Pilgrim through this barren land

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-#

-I am weak, but thou...

-#

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BLOWS WHISTLE Oi! You!

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No singing out of tune with gusto!

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# Guide me, O, thou great redeemer... #

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-Excuse me. Hello!

-All right?

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-I'd like to return this game, please.

-Witch Attack II? What's the matter?

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-I think it's broken. Could I have my money back?

-Have you got a receipt?

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-No, I don't.

-I can't do anything without one.

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It's still got your price sticker on it. I only bought it this morning!

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-You must remember me.

-No, sorry. I don't remember you.

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Well, that's not very fair.

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Look, there's nothing I can do without a receipt.

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-What happened to it?

-I put my chewing gum in it.

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-What?!

-I put my chewing gum in it.

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Look, you can almost still make it out.

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-Look.

-I'm going to have to give you that game back, I'm afraid.

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Right.

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Right.

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Fine.

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Witch! She's a witch!

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Witch! Witch! Witch!

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Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!

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Heh heh heh! Witch!

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Witch! Witch! Witch!

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Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!

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Witch! Witch!

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Yes, I'll just take this one instead.

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Is there a bin? A bin?

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No. OK.

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BELL RINGS

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Now, what would you like?

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We've got spaghetti hollandaise, tuna and bacon quiche,

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fat salad, chops and chips, mysterious soup or liver and pea?

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Oh, and choose carefully.

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Good luck! Good luck!

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I'll have the quiche, please.

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You chose wisely.

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-I think I'd like the soup, please.

-I'm sorry?

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Soup.

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Excellent choice.

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Oh, now, sir. What would you like?

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I must ask you to think carefully.

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Em...

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Ah, chops and chips!

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Unlucky!

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Ah! Aaaiiieee!

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Hungry?

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This is the remote Outer Hebridean island of North Barrasay.

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And this is Valerie Carpenter, head and only teacher at the school,

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which has only one pupil.

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It's time for the school science fair, a chance for Ross to shine.

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Valerie, a lot of people have come in today for Ross's science project.

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Oh, yes. Ross's science projects are something of an event here.

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You can still see the crater from the North Barrasay space project!

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And then there was the whole alternative fuels thing.

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And who could forget the seal choir?

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-So what's Ross got in store this time?

-I don't precisely know.

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It has an ecological theme.

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I set him the task of bringing home the impact of global warming.

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So we'll see. Er, we'll see...

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is our home.

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An island, a small isolated community.

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See how he's using visual aids? The VI. Er, the VA.

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To illustrate the point.

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That is one of the key skills that we teach them.

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But even here on North Barrasay,

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we must be aware of the fact

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that we are to be affected by the menace of global warming.

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-Boo! Grr!

-Excellent use of the VI...the VA there again.

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So what will become of us if global warming continues

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upon current trends?

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-Hit it, Archie!

-Oh, aye.

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Scientists predict rising sea levels and a risk of coastal erosion!

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Not to mention more extreme weather patterns!

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There's also the potential impact on native species!

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So, as we can see, global warming is an issue that affects us all.

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-Thank you.

-Well, I thought that was very interesting.

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I might get some of those special light bulbs.

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Aaah! Now what?

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How am I going to fix these shelves?

0:24:090:24:12

-Maybe my bees can help.

-I beg your pardon?

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I said maybe my bees can help.

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-Your bees? I don't understand.

-These are no ordinary bees.

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Instead of you screwing shelf brackets into the wall,

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my bees will carry your shelves on their backs while hovering in place.

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-No more shelf worries for you.

-Your bees can do that?

-They're happy to.

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-These are generous and selfless bees.

-Right. Brilliant. Off you go.

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I shall just give them some brief instructions.

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Bzzz-bzzz-bzzz. Bzzz-bzzz-shelves-bzzz.

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Bzzz-help. Bzzz-bzzz. Bzzz-falling down.

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Bzzz.

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Oh! Bzzz-ah!

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Help him, my bees!

0:25:060:25:08

Ahh!

0:25:100:25:11

No! No! Agh! Go away!

0:25:110:25:15

Why are you doing this?! Stop it!

0:25:150:25:18

Argh! Stop it! No!

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Get away! Argh!

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The instructions are on the reverse side of your exam papers.

0:25:230:25:28

-Yes, Julie?

-Can we use a calculator?

0:25:280:25:31

No, this is a History exam.

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It'll be 90 minutes. We'll need absolute silence throughout.

0:25:330:25:37

Your invigilators will be Sir Alan Sugar, Sir Alex Ferguson

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and Sir Ian McKellen. ALL: Hello!

0:25:410:25:46

I shall leave you in their capable hands.

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-You may turn over your exam papers.

-Your time starts now.

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But remember - absolute silence.

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Right, whoever's making that awful metallic squeaking sound, stop it.

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This IS an exam room.

0:26:100:26:13

-Right, that's it! That's enough!

-If you can't keep quiet, get out!

0:26:130:26:18

-Out! Out! All of you!

-You've failed! You've failed!

0:26:180:26:22

You've failed! You've failed! And you've failed!

0:26:220:26:26

-Unbelievable!

-SQUEAK!

0:26:290:26:32

..And it'll look like Noel Edmonds! DOORBELL

0:26:380:26:41

Oh! That'll be Louise. She said she might pop over.

0:26:410:26:45

-Oh, hi, Louise. This is my friend Mike.

-Hello, Mike.

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-Nice to meet you.

-Coffee?

-Oh, lovely.

0:26:510:26:56

Yeah?

0:26:560:26:57

By the way, you've got a bit of something right there. Food.

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Oh, how embarrassing!

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Oh, no... Oh, goodness.

0:27:050:27:08

-(Mike! Look what you've done!)

-I'm sorry.

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-It's happening again, isn't it?

-I don't know what you mean.

0:27:110:27:16

-I've got food on my face.

-No, Louise. Nothing's happening.

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Oh, no... What have I eaten? How long has it been there for?

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What is it...?

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How embarrassing. Ohh, I've got to get out of here.

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(This is the worst bit.)

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May as well sit down. We might be here a bit of a while.

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