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Wow! That was great fun! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Yeah. International Licking Things You Don't Normally Lick Day | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
was actually quite cool. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
I never imagined that a lamppost would taste of strawberries. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
Who'd have thought that cars tasted of beef?! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
I just wish I hadn't licked that shop. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
It tasted of dogs' bottoms and sprouts. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
I can't get rid of the taste either. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
-Would you like some chewing gum? -Yes, please. Perfect. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:47 | |
I've got a new type over here. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
EVIL MUSIC | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Hang on. Is this one of your mad experiments? | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
No. How could you think that? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
Well, because of all the hair and the coat | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
and all the... Oh, never mind. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Behold! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Elasticated food substance THX1138. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
It is one of your mad experiments! There's no way I'm gonna touch that. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:22 | |
-Oh, come on. It'll really work. -Your experiments always go wrong. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
-They do not. -What about that time I had a spot | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
and you gave me that new anti-spot cream? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-That cream worked brilliantly. -No! You put too many antis in. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
So I became anti-anti-spot cream! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Argh! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
I've learned a lot since then. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
Besides, this new gum is the best horrible taste getter ridder ever. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:48 | |
-No. -Please. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Please. Please. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
-Ple-e-e-e-ase! -Why are you so persuasive? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
All right, I'll give it a try. Anything to get rid of this taste. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:02 | |
Mmm. It tastes nice. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Really? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Of course it does. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Hang on. What's happening? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
My tongue! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
Um, sorry. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Mind you, I have got envelopes that need licking. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
Excuse me and good morning. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Can you please tell me if there are activities available in the park? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
I couldn't really say. There's a lake over there. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
What style of activities are available at the lake? | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
Pedalos, rowing boats, that sort of thing. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Please advise me of other activities at the lake. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
I don't work here, so I don't really... | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Maybe you could feed the ducks. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
-Will the ducks be grateful for the feeding? -I expect so. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-I think they like it. -You will be impersonating the duck now. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
-No. -Come on! Please impersonate the duck for me now. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
-You will be impersonating the duck for me now. -No. -Duck. -No. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
Be the duck. Be the duck for me now. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
I'm feeding all the bread. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
-Quack, quack. -Thanking you. Eat the bread. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Quack, quack. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
Quack, quack, quack, quack. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Quack, quack, quack. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Look, I'm sorry, I'm not good at impersonating animals. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
I will be asking you now for the money back, please. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-Sorry? -The £1 for the loaf of the bread for the feeding of the ducks. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
-But you didn't buy... -Refund, please! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
I'm getting these flashing lights in front of my eyes | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
-and I can hear voices in my head. -What kind of voices? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
-Diane, this way please, love. -Diane, sweetheart. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
I've seen this before. This is a mild case of the paparazzis. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:16 | |
-This way please, love. -Over here, Diane. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
You're not a celebrity, are you? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Well, I did make it through | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
to the Midlands Regional Selections of X Factor 2009, so... | 0:04:24 | 0:04:30 | |
I think this is a very mild case of the paparazzis. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
It should clear up pretty quickly. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Lady Gaga's just fallen off a giant pair of shoes getting out of a taxi. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
You see? They've gone. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
-Will they be back? -I doubt it. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
I'll put the kettle on. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Oh! Did you put that mousetrap down like I asked? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
Yeah. I put one in the dining room last night. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
And you're sure it's a mousetrap you put down? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Of course. What sort of other traps are there? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
Ah! Ah! Ah! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
Oh, no! I must have picked out the wrong one. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Check the box next time. Take it back and get rid of him. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:27 | |
Well... | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
Come on, you. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Thank goodness you're here. I can't take this any more. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
Imprisoned here for hours with only the endless night for company. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Trapped with my own despair, | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
not knowing if I will ever taste the sweet kiss of freedom once more. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
Was that all right, love? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Get out. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Hansel, I can't see any more. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
The trail of breadcrumbs is gone. The birds must have eaten them. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
We are lost. We are lost in the woods. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
We went to all that trouble of leaving a trail of breadcrumbs | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
so we could find our way home, | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
and now these stupid birds have eaten them. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
I'm absolutely livid about the whole thing! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Maybe my bees can help. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
-I beg your pardon? -I said, maybe my bees can help. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
-Your bees? -There's no need to be confused, my German friends. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
Let me explain. Bees have a super sense of direction, | 0:06:46 | 0:06:50 | |
and an almost encyclopaedic knowledge of all known addresses. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
I'll give them a few simple instructions | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
and they'll lead you straight home. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
-Really? -Yes. And if you're very nice, | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
they might make you a tiny picnic for the journey. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
It has to be tiny because the bees themselves are very tiny. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
-Wonderful! How can we repay you? -Just look after each other. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz. Lost in the woods. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
Buzz-buzz-buzz. Nice people, get them home. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Buzz-buzz-buzz. They're afraid of the woods. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
Buzz-buzz-buzz. I don't like it myself. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Oh, almost forgot. Buzz, buzz! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:29 | |
Now fly, nature's sat-navs, and help these two German children. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
No! No! Argh! Argh! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
Not me! Don't attack me! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Guide them home! Argh! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
Ooh, look, Gretel, a gingerbread house. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
Argh! Argh! No! No! | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
-Hello, Simon. -Hello, headmaster. Governor. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:01 | |
What have you got to show us today, Simon? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
This is excellent. You will be pleased as punch with this. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
How pleased is punch? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
It's hard to tell. I think you'll like it. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
-What have you got? -Well, it's a real bit of fun. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
It's a neat little twist on an old favourite. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Good. Very good. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
I call it bobbing for calculators. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
I know what you're thinking. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Don't worry, the calculators are waterproof. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
That's a relief. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
You just bob your head in the water | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
and try to grab a calculator with your teeth. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
-And if you get the calculator... -You win it! -Lovely idea! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:45 | |
But be sure to avoid the crabs. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-The crabs? -Yes. Dozens of crabs guarding the calculators | 0:08:49 | 0:08:54 | |
at the bottom of the water. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
-And they're alive? -Yes. Of course they're alive. I'm not a monster! | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
Who's for a go? Headmaster? Mrs Perkins? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:05 | |
OK, fine. I'll go first. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Right. Hands behind back. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
Calculators, here I come! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
HEAVY METAL MUSIC | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
I'm going back in. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
-Do you think he's all right? -He must really want that calculator. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
We'll let you know. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
This is a trick we can play to frighten Sven | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
when he gets back from his pillaging city away break. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
What you do is you rip a bit out of the bottom of the matchbox, | 0:09:45 | 0:09:50 | |
get some cotton wool and pop it in there. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
-I need to put some ketchup on it... -Oi! I was using that! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
Oh, hush. This is a prank. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Hotdogs come second to pranks in the Ancient Viking Book of War. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:03 | |
-Wise Chief, how does this prank work? -It's an excellent ruse. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
It looks like I've got a severed finger in a box! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:12 | |
Ho-ho-ho! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:13 | |
Chief, may we see it before you play the prank on Sven? | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
-Oh, Chief, do let's. -All right, very well, but I must remind you, | 0:10:17 | 0:10:22 | |
it's my finger in a matchbox with a bit of cotton wool around it | 0:10:22 | 0:10:28 | |
-and some of Erik's ketchup on it. -We understand. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Sometimes he talks to us as if we were babies. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
Right, OK. Well, here we go then, the old severed finger in the box trick. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:40 | |
THEY SCREAM IN TERROR | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
It's a finger! A severed finger, by all the gods! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
All of you, calm down. I've told you, it's my finger in the box. Look. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:56 | |
I'll make it wiggle. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Argh! A severed finger! | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
THEY ALL SCREAM | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Save us, oh, Chief! Save us from the naughty finger! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
Hello, all. What's all the fuss about? | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
Nothing, really... | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
I say, Sven, would you like to have a look in my matchbox? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:18 | |
Certainly, you know I'm interested in the contents of matchboxes, | 0:11:18 | 0:11:23 | |
although often, they are just matches. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
-Oh, a severed finger. That's just the thing. -Really? Why? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:31 | |
Cos I lost my finger on my city pillage away break. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
THEY SCREAM IN TERROR | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
These chips are dee-licious. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
-Sure you didn't want anything from the chip shop? -Nah. I'm not hungry. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:49 | |
Ha! You are hungry. Why didn't you get some chips? You love chips. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:54 | |
I've run out of pocket money. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Ah, don't worry, Danny, my bestest pal in the while world, | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
I'll treat you. You can share mine. Here, take a chip. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
All right. I'll pinch one. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n! Not that one. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
If you're just going to have one chip, take that one, | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
the biggest bestest chip in the bag from your bestest pal. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:16 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:12:23 | 0:12:24 | |
La-da-da. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Yeah! | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Oh, Eddie, I can't... I can't eat any more of this. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
But I gave it to you, my bestest pal in the whole world. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:37 | |
I gave you my bestest, biggest, longest chip. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
I would have had that. You've barely even touched it. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
-HE SOBS -I've always tried to be nice to you. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:50 | |
Buy you lovely things... | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Waaah! Wurgghhh! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Eddie! | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
It's too big! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Exactly! Which means it's the best! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
All right. I'll finish it. Have you got any salt and vinegar? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
Yeah! | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
Here you are! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Oh, one second. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
I thought this might come in handy. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
I made it big! | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
-Um, Jade? -Yeah. -Do you know what's totally hot right now? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
-What's hot? -Musicals. -Musicals? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
-Yeah, like Glee and High School The Musical and Wicked. -Totally wicked. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
Yeah, they're totally hot. And there's Hairspray and Grease. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
-All like totally amazables. -I've loved musicals longer than anybody, | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
-since I was in the womb and stuff. -You know the best thing? -No, what? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:51 | |
People are just like walking and talking like we are now | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
-and they like totally burst into song. -Like totes naturally? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
Yeah, like totally naturally. Like... | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
# I'm great and attractive, girl, and I'm wearing a pair of shoes | 0:14:01 | 0:14:07 | |
# And there's a really ugly guy, have you seen my snazzy shoes? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:14 | |
# I'm gonna give him the eye, I thought I hadn't finished... # | 0:14:14 | 0:14:19 | |
Jade, musicals are SO not hot. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
Oh. Yeah, I know. Like musicals are so like for kids. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
-Musicals are like so lame. -Yeah, like really lame. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
-Like Glee? -Oh, rubbish. -Legally Blonde? -So not! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
-Hairspray? -Not hot. -We Will Rock You? -SO not hot! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
-So... -Not... -Hot! | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
-Mum, have you seen my games console? -No. Where did you leave it? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
-Where the cat's sleeping. -Have a rummage down the back of the sofa, | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
but don't disturb Mr Jim. He's having a lovely sleep. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
CAT PURRS CONTENTEDLY | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
Woah! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
I can feel it getting straighter as you're doing it. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
It's a very popular service. I thought it would be painful. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:18 | |
-Come on, give it back. -Tony take it. This is Tony's Hair Salon. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
Salon-straight hair. Yes, indeed! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
That's not a hair straightener and this isn't a salon. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
Uh-uh, girlfriend! This is Tony's Hair Salon! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
And you have not got an appointment! No, he hasn't made an appointment. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:38 | |
-Just give me back my game. -It's mine! It's yours. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
Mine. We need that for the business. Yeah, we do! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
The old ladies, they love it. You're not having it, unless... | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
Unless you answer my question. One of my clever riddles. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Just hurry up. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
If you'd like to step this way, sir. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
Oh, it's looking lovely. It's very nice. Surprisingly smooth. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
The question. Oh, yes, the question. Going anywhere nice on holiday? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
France. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Argh! What sort of a question's that?! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:16 | |
That's what we always ask at hairdressers'. It's nonsense! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
Oh, so cross! | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Come on, Ben. The lasagne's ready. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
Meow! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
'Ladies and gentlemen, if you require any refreshments, | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
-'the trolley will now pass through plane.' -Trolley coming through! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Please make way for the trolley. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
-Excuse me... -Any drinks or snacks for yourselves. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
-Anything from the trolley? -Excuse me... -Yes. -Yes. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
-What is it? We have to get the trolley through! -I need some lunch. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:52 | |
-Malcolm, what have we got? -Um... | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
I'll take this packet of crisps. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
-No. Wait... -Hang on, it's empty! -No, it's full of air, | 0:16:58 | 0:17:04 | |
-which is very good for you. -No calories. -Have a nice journey. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
-Trolley coming through. -You must have something. Is that salad? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
Um...yes. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
-Yes. There you go. -This isn't much of a salad. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:17 | |
It looks like someone's licked the dressing off the lettuce leaves. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:22 | |
-I'm terribly sorry. -How about a slice of cake? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
I'm afraid we ran out of cake an hour ago. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
-We've been in the air 20 minutes. -We crossed a time zone. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
Peanuts, pretzels... How about a fizzy drink? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
-I don't remember seeing any. Malcolm? -Oh... No. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
You mean to tell me you don't have so much as a cheese sandwich? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
Ah! You're in luck. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:45 | |
-No, they're all gone. -You don't have any food or drink on this trolley | 0:17:47 | 0:17:52 | |
-at all? -You people! It's all eat, eat, eat with you! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
All you can think about is filling your greedy faces with our food. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
You ought to try exercising a little self-control! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Here, I'll take that, thank you. You'll thank me one day. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
We'll split this. Two chunks each. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Ooh! Double chunkage! | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
-GURGLING -Colin, what's happening? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
I think eating that entire wheel of brie just before we took off | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
-may have been a mistake. -Oh, Colin. Not again. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Oh, come on. Hop on. This is going to get bumpy. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Clear the aisle, please, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
-Keep it in, Colin. -I don't know if I can. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
'Sticky Martin. He's got the stickiest hands in the world.' | 0:18:33 | 0:18:38 | |
Hmm. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Argh! | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
-Hello? -THUNDERCLAP | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Hello! Is this the museum? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
-Am I in the right place? -< Gnng! | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Oh! What are you doing here, sir? It's the middle of the night. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
Who dares wake us from our precious slumber? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
It's half eleven in the morning. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
11.30, he says, as if he doesn't know it's the middle of the night! | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
-Can't you hear the owls? -Twit-twoo! | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
-And the other owls. -(DEEP VOICE) Twit-twoo! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
That man just said "twit-twoo". | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Of course, you're confused. It's the middle of the night. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:35 | |
The middle of the night in... The Museum Of Imagination... | 0:19:35 | 0:19:40 | |
-THEY START SNORING -Yes, that's more like it. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
-Er... Can I see the museum? -..Of The Imagina... | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
-THEY SNORE -I found this flyer in my sandwich. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
-Ah! -Marketing at its very best. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Well, perhaps, Mr Hilton, you'd like to see round the exhibits. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
-How do you know my name? -We call everyone Mr Hilton. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:02 | |
Sometimes we get lucky. Isn't that right, Mr Hilton? | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
-My name's Mr Elevenses. -Curses! Struck out again, Mr Hilton. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
Even though it's so late, we should probably show the nocturnal Mr Hilton | 0:20:09 | 0:20:14 | |
the exhibits. Walk this way. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
Beneath this cloth lies the head of Poseidon's trident. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:24 | |
-Poseidon? The god of the sea? -God of the sea, water and earthquakes | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
-and brother to Zeus, and under here is his trident. -Trident! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:33 | |
-That's incredible! -It is the most incredible thing you'll ever see | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
in your imagination! | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
..Tion... Tion... Tion... | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
-THEY SNORE -There's nothing there. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
-THERE'S NOTHING THERE! -Oh! -Did you say something? We fell asleep. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
-What do you expect if you bother us at this time? -Twit-twoo. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
-Even the owls are mocking us! -OK, what else have you got? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:57 | |
He's insatiable for exhibits! Mr Hilton, come, this way. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:01 | |
Beneath this lies a cup of water from the Fountain of Eternal Youth. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:09 | |
-One sip shall make you immortal. -Immortality! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
-For ever. -Right, let's see it. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
Indeed you shall. In your imagination! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
-..Tion... Tion... Tion... -That's it, I'm going. -To bed? Of course! | 0:21:19 | 0:21:24 | |
-He knows how to get a good night's sleep. -It's the middle of the night. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
In your imagination! ..Tion... Tion... Tion... | 0:21:28 | 0:21:32 | |
What a shame he's in such a rush. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
Didn't he want to see Pandora's Box? | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
SCREAMS AND GHOSTLY SOUNDS | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
I wasn't supposed to open that, was I, Mr Elevenses? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
Oh! We'll deal with it in the morning. Good night. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
-Good night. -THEY SNORE | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
Mum? Dad? | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
I'm off to the match. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
Oh, well. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
-Oh! What are you doing there? -We wouldn't let you go to the match | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
-without wishing you luck. -Oh, thanks. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
Because you're going to need all the luck you can get. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
-What? -Playing in goal? So many chances to mess up? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
You could easily let a ball roll through those legs. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
You might miss a simple clearance, like so many before you. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
Oh no! What have I done? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
But I won't. Mr Salisbury says I'm an excellent goalkeeper. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:35 | |
Really? | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Looks like Mr Salisbury was wrong. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
You're going to let your team down and feel terrible. Really bad. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
There'd be no sympathy. The rest of the team would probably hate you | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
-and call you names like Captain Can't Catch. -Or Mr Lets Balls In! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:54 | |
-Why are you saying these things? -We're trying to protect you, son. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
Save you from messing up and starting a slide into despair, | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
which will end up with you living in a bin. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
-Are you coming to watch? -No. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
We're watching Man U versus Chelsea on the TV. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
Right, well... I guess I'll stay and watch it with you. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
That's the spirit, son. Quit while you're ahead. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
No! | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
I'm going to play that match and be the best goalkeeper ever! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:24 | |
Oh. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
Oh! Ridiculously brave. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
If it all goes well, I'll wear a tutu and let you call me Fifi. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:34 | |
-I'm back! -Oh. How did it go? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
I did the best save anyone's seen ever! | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
And I won Goalkeeper of the Year. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
And I've been signed by Real Madrid at £1 million a year. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:53 | |
But on the way home, I got you this, Dad. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:58 | |
Nice tutu, Fifi! | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Hello to you. Now, we all know that fruit and vegetables | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
are very, very healthy indeed. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
Imagine my excitement when I received this letter | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
from the Society of Exciting Haircuts in Great Britain. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
It reads, "We, at the Society of Exciting Hairstyles of the UK, | 0:24:24 | 0:24:29 | |
"wanted to show our appreciation, thanks to your tireless efforts | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
-"to use blueberries... -RASPBERRY BLOWS | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
-"We have discovered the blueberry... -RASPBERRY BLOWS | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
"is a miracle fruit when it comes to glossy and manageable hair. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:46 | |
"After a strict diet of the fruit in question, | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
"we have lustrous, shiny hair, capable of withstanding any style. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:54 | |
"We simply cannot thank you enough. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
"Yours sincerely, the Society of Exciting Hairstyles in the UK." | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
Isn't that wonderful? | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
I've invited the chairman of the Exciting Hairstyles Society, | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
Marcus Beard, to talk us through his hairstyle. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
Hello, Marcus. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
Hello. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
So, is it true that on a diet of these | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
you can double the lustrousness and sheenitude of your hair? | 0:25:18 | 0:25:23 | |
Yes, that is correct. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:24 | |
On a diet of blueberries, I've been able to do what I like with my hair, | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
which is one of the main aims of the Society of Exciting Hairstyles. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
So there we have it. It's all thanks to the simple, healthy blueberry. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:39 | |
-RASPBERRY BLOWS -Ah! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
-Oh, crumbs! I only said blueberry. -RASPBERRY BLOWS | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Ve-e-e-e-ery well. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
Will all bakers please stand back from the table? | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
The best Cake and Pie Award is about to be announced. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:56 | |
-Have they done it yet? -They're just about to announce them now. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:03 | |
-Well, fingers crossed. You deserve this. -Thanks. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
I mean it. All the time you've spent making that pie | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
-and the testing and the re-testing. -As you say, fingers crossed. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:16 | |
-What kind of pie is it again? -It's custard. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
Is it? | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
-Why? Is that a problem? -No problem, no. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
Now, Leo Davies, local radio DJ, will commence the judging. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:36 | |
Right, what have we got here, guys? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
Mmm! | 0:26:52 | 0:26:53 | |
That is delicious! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
Oh! | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
W-w-w... | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
Y-y-y... | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
You need to get...help. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
So, so sorry. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
NOSE SQUEAKS | 0:27:17 | 0:27:18 | |
Does that help? | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
Oh, I'm so sorry. I've lost my dog. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
-He's quite big, white with black spots. Have you seen him? -No, sorry. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:29 | |
Excuse me, is that your dog there? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
Jasper! | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
Now don't you run off like that again, Jasper! | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
-Aw! I wasn't finished! -Naughty! | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
What? | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
Er... Woof! Definitely woof. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
-It's mine! -I'll get you, Philipe La Vavasure! | 0:27:56 | 0:28:01 | |
-Witch! She's a witch! -Maybe my bees can help. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:05 | |
-A thousand pounds! -A thousand pounds! -In your imagination! | 0:28:05 | 0:28:09 | |
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