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-Welcome to Splatalot!

-The mysterious and messy kingdom,

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that invites ten brave young warriors to go head-to-head

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with those despicable Defenders, as they compete to capture

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the greatest treasure in the land - the much-prized Splatalot crown!

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Ow!

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Can the Defenders keep the castle safe from the attackers?

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Or will our young warriors overcome every hurdle,

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and ultimately find a true champion to rule this messy kingdom!

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Who will be tumble? Who will tilt? Who will teeter?

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And, who will go...

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Hello, I'm Dick, he's Dom.

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And this is Splatalot,

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the tournament that's livelier than a rattlesnake at a rock concert.

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Cheekier than a Chihuahua in a chip shop.

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And messier than a hippo in a mud bath.

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But don't let all that beastly nonsense fool you, because there's

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a serious problem facing this kingdom. Splatalot has no ruler!

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But fear not, we've come up with three splatacular challenges

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to test our crown-wearing candidates to the very core.

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Here's a little taster of what's coming your way.

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The Moat Challenge. Ten attackers will enter,

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but only the six fastest will survive.

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Ditch The Dungeon, which will reduce that number down to four.

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And Capture The Crown, the final round,

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where one attacker will claim the crown.

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Those challenges are very tough indeed.

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Well, we've only got one crown to give away,

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so we can't make it too easy for them!

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Yes, any attacker thinking this will be a walk in the park,

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is in for a pretty big surprise.

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Aaaarghhh! Ah! Ah!

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Here's The Moat Challenge in more detail!

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The course is full of awkward obstacles.

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Once across the baffling barrels and piercing pellets,

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the attackers must make their way up the slippery slope.

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But look out for the splatzuka. It's also guarding the rolling mace,

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which leads to the impossible incline.

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The beastly battle-axes are next,

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followed by the bridge of disaster, which is protected by the aqualiser.

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And finally, the debilitating disc

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stands between the attackers and the finish line.

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And if all that wasn't tough enough,

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we've also got the defenders to make things extra spicy!

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Let's meet the terrible trio on moat duty today.

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Faetal, the striking Viking, who likes biking and hiking. Who's next?

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Kookaburra's my name and splats my game. Ha-ha-ha!

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He likes a laugh, unlike our bad tempered blue-eyed boy, Thorne.

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Caution all viewers! Parental discretion is advised.

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ALL: But the kids can watch!

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Brilliant. Down on the course,

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the defenders are just about in position,

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and loading their splatty weapons.

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So let's meet our first attacker, Aristasia.

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I'm a Ninja!

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If she were a true Ninja, then she'd keep quiet about it.

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Well, she steps with Ninja-like precision

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across the first two barrels, but falls at the third.

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I hear you're a poet!

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Njahhhhh!

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Faetal is here to splatzuka you. Ha-ha-ha.

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Faetal, you're not a poet, and we all know it.

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We also know Aristasia won't 'ace' the mace.

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She moves onto the incline, and doesn't ace that either.

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It's time to defend. Umbrellas down.

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Oh! Looks like Aristasia's the one who needs a brolly!

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She struggles on the axes, and lemon sucker!

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Well, there was nothing ninja-like about that splat.

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Clumsy, noisy, and messy - just how we like 'em.

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Here's a nice shower for you.

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That umbrella could really come in handy now.

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Aristasia is nearly over the bridge, but, no, she's down again!

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Aristasia tried to get the crown,

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but Thorne's so cool, he splatted her down! Boom.

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Yeah, I would keep working on it!

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Good advice, Kook. Battered sausage!

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Well, our poor little Ninja poet

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has splatted at every single hurdle today.

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Poet down!

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But she's soon back up to finish in 8:18.

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Good for you, now here's some goo.

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Here's Reece.

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I'm Reece, and I rock!

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Reece rocks!

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Naff hanky! And he lands like a rock on the barrels!

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Reece, I have a soft spot for singers!

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Don't let Faetal distract you, Reece.

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Nose goblin!

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Yes, Reece may rock, but now he's rolling off the mace!

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Reece, you're like a cute amphibian.

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OK, let's turn this into a little leapfrog. There we go.

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Not exactly cute, though. Reece survives the water blast.

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Now, what about the axes?

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Ohhh, pinky master!

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I'm Thorne, and I'm the brawn around this castle.

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Well, brawny Thorne, I'm sure our froggy friend Reece

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would have you for breakfast!

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Great defending!

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This guy's like a leapfrog. I can't help it.

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You blithering pig!

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And Reece hops for joy, because he's finished in 5:22.

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Here's Liam.

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I'm a dragon!

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Magic! Every castle needs a dragon!

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But this dragon's had his day, I'm afraid.

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Liam's fine, but can't get past the barrels, and does not finish.

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I know crazy!

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This should be good, then.

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Drippy PA! Taylor's also crazy about photography.

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That was picture perfect, Taylor.

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She clears the mace, and now heads down the incline.

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So far, so good! Ooof!

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Kook decides its slime time, but she's fine with that, too.

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Oh, and now the water blast has a go,

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but she survives and sees the funny side.

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Nothing funny about the axes, though...

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Krokey poke!

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Did anyone see that? Let's rewind that.

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Can we get a replay?

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Of course, Kook, we always enjoy seeing a good splat again.

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Taylor starts well, but she's out of step with her final step.

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And she finishes in 6:27,

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which could be good enough to see her through.

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Where'd the cheese go?

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I imagine Vane had something to with it, Emily. Heady boss!

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Where did the splats go?

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Apparently, Emily can contort her body.

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I want you to do some contortion, OK?

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And I'll let you pass.

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An interesting offer from Kookaburra,

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but Emily decides to turn him down. She might regret that.

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Wet suitcase!

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Are those the kind of contortions you had in mind, Kook?

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Do a scorpion manoeuvre!

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No, Emily, I think that's the Lobster manoeuvre. Oh, thermidor!

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Do you want to know who took the cheese? I did.

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Thanks for that, Thorne. Now what's Faetal doing?

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Not concentrating, that's what.

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Oh, but she still manages to splat Emily on the back.

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I think that was more luck than judgement.

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Oh, now this looks uncomfortable, but it seems to be working.

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She's across, and makes her way up the platform.

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That's a very good round from Emily.

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But will it be good enough?

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Yes, that time of 3:47 takes her into the lead!

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You know that goo right at the end of each attacker's round?

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Yeah. Do you think it's a bit mean?

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Absolutely, it's brilliant!

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Well, that's the first five attackers round the course,

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which means we're halfway through The Moat Challenge.

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So, let's take a look at the leaderboard.

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So that's how the first five did.

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All they can do now is sit back, and watch the next five.

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They now know the times they have to beat,

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but is that necessarily a good thing?

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They'll have one eye on the clock,

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but they'll need to stay focused on the course, too!

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And all of that is bound to lead to more splatting.

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Now, at the end of The Moat Challenge,

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the six fastest attackers will go through to the next round,

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which means four attackers will be leaving.

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-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

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Now, my assistant here has five balloons

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representing the first five attackers.

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The blue one represents the current leader.

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Now, let's say that all the attackers in the first half

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are the slowest.

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Four of them would have to leave the tournament.

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That would still leave our current leader intact - in this case, Emily.

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So, in other words, if you're in the lead at the halfway stage,

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you're laughing all the way to round two.

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You just deflated Emily!

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Here's the leaderboard.

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So, Emily is safe, but Reece, Taylor,

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and Aristasia have to wait and see.

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Liam is already out, as he did not finish.

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Let's head back to the course.

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So the defenders have primed their slime and are ready to go.

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Here's attacker number six, Madison.

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For steak!

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Meat-loving Madison makes her move, but she has a beef with the barrels.

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Maddy, Faetal has a surprise for you!

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Great, I love surprises! Oh...

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You'll never get me!

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Guys, this is not an alarm, there's a zebra on the loose!

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Faetal goes hunting, and splats stripy Madison once again.

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That spurs our young attacker into action,

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but the mace roll takes her down!

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Leave poor Zebra alone!

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Down the incline, over handy!

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Jump zebra, jump!

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Defender bender!

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Madison is certainly making an impact. Mainly in the moat, though.

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Disc foot!

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Zebra, you're free!

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Well, despite some heavy splatting, Madison makes it over in 4:46.

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Here's Jack.

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Look out, defenders, cos Jack's back!

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That's a winning smile, but can he win over the barrels? No.

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Jack went splat. Can you say that, Jack?

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Oh, no, Faetal's rhyming again.

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Jack ignores her, and he's over the incline.

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Oh, but the water blast gets him, and he's down!

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You know, Jack, you said you're back.

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I mean, I don't think we've ever met, really, have we?

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Please shut up, Thorne.

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He's back in the skillet.

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But with that time of 4:18, Jack will also be back in round two.

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Oooh, look what else is back, Jack.

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Is that a stump?

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Here's Tyler.

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Oh, it's an early bath, which turns into a long soak.

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Yes, he's fine,

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but Tyler decides The Moat Challenge is a challenge too far.

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Mother hens want to find me!

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Mother hens, Rida?

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Tiddle push!

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That's how we get rid of you, Rida!

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Rida leaves Faetal and the mace behind,

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then sits down for a chat with Kook.

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Welcome to Kook's Got Talent.

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Show me your talent and I'll let you pass.

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Talent!

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She just didn't have the X factor.

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Spangly tat!

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Maybe she's got the "eggs" factor, instead!

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Mother hens want to splat you!

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Looks like Faetal wants to splat Rida too, drizzle whaps!

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Rida falls fowl of that splatball,

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but it's not the only thing that's fowl around here!

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You failed so badly, but it looked like you were flying.

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When you get up there, you need to bolt, baby.

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You know, you're not supposed to give inside tips away.

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Oh! Faetal splats Kook. That's really ruffled his feathers.

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Rida's mother hens are pretty animated about it, too.

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Not least because that time of 7:42 is good enough for now.

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Haters going to hate.

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Now, Brayden's splat fact is that he sleeps with nine pillows.

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Something tells me he won't find The Moat Challenge so cosy.

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Haters going to hate. Splatters going to splat!

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Bring it on!

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He takes the mace roll on. Oh, he slips, but he survives.

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I'm not even going to defend,

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you're going to slip down there, I guarantee you.

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You've got to do better than that.

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So is Kook about to be proved right? Oh, hedge bog!

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Well, Brayden did end up in the moat,

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so all credit to Kook and his mind games.

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Haters going to hate, and Thorne is going to Thorne.

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Good one!

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He's going to fall, huh!

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Oh, turkey trumpet!

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That one wasn't so hard for Thorne to predict,

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especially when Brayden let go of the rope.

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He won't mind though, as that was the fastest time today.

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Bad luck to hen-loving Rida, Ninja poet Aristasia,

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sleeping dragon Liam, and stumpy splatter Tyler.

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They must head home, but our remaining six attackers

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have to stay, because it's time for Ditch The Dungeon!

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Yes, they're one step nearer to the majestic Splatalot crown,

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but steps usually lead to slips, slides, and splats!

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Well, that was a great way to end Round One.

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Is this the queue?

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-The queue for what?

-For Kook's Got Talent.

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I've got an act that will knock his socks off!

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This is little Lionel.

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You name an attacker, and he will do the battle cry.

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OK, Aristasia?

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I'm a ninja!

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Rida?

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Mother hens want to find me.

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Emily?

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Where'd the cheese go?

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Brilliant. Could he tell me what my battle cry would be?

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Let's see.

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I'm Dom, and I'm scared of all the defenders!

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All right, little Lionel, what would Dick say?

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I'm Dick, and I put bogies in Dom's tea when he's not looking!

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Clearly not working properly. Maybe I'll give the talent show a miss.

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Yes, right. Shall we get back to the real talent?

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Here are the six attackers who've made it through to Round Two.

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They all need to Ditch The Dungeon.

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And this is how it's done.

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The attackers must escape from the stock market.

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Then, once over the slippery splatwalk,

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they can start climbing the loathsome ladder.

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The defenders will be slowing them down at all times with a host

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of slimy weaponry, but those that make it to the top can claim a flag.

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Here's the thing. There aren't enough flags to go round.

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There are only four, so that means two of the six attackers

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won't be making it to the final.

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It's almost like we don't want to let them through.

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Nothing gets past you, does it?

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Unlike our next lot. Generally, everything gets past the defenders.

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Here's who's on duty for Round Two.

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Madeva. She never makes any sense,

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so let's her splats do all the talking.

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Vane. He always has an appetite for attackers. And finally...

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I'm Skabb!

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Skabb rule 311.

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-Always have a trick...

-Up your sleeve.

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Oh, dear. Told you he had an appetite!

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Down in the stock market, Brayden's in yellow, Emily's in pink,

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Jack's in blue and orange, Madison's in stripes, Reece is in green,

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and Taylor's in orange.

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The defenders are also in position.

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I can't say exactly what's going on in their minds,

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but I'm sure they're ready for some splatting.

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-HORN BLOWS

-And they're off!

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The attackers escape and soon break free through the gate.

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Brayden leads the way,

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and the rest form an orderly queue behind.

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Oh, but it doesn't take Brayden long to lose his footing,

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and down he goes.

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Vane opens up the froth brother, and dislodges Taylor!

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Madeva bowls a slime ball,

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and Brayden, who's only just back up, heads back down.

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-Heads!

-Skabb's pleased with that.

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That was a spicy meatball. Can I eat that next time?

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Vane pretty much thinks about everything in terms of food.

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Oh, now what's this? Taylor almost splats Skabb!

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But Madison leads a downward slide, and Taylor's in the sploosh.

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Skabb splats Emily.

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And Brayden slips yet again! He's off back down to the splatwalk.

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Madeva splats Emily.

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Madeva keeping it real, child, that's right.

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Emily retaliates, but she can't reach the defenders.

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Madeva bowls again, and this time she splats Jack,

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who nudges Emily, and they're both in the soup.

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Madeva is looking into her crystal ball.

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Oh, this'll be good!

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I see Jack, I see Madison, I see Taylor, I see splat!

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Well, who would have predicted that!

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Madison's on the receiving end,

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but Taylor suffers the most with a trip to the foam bath.

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Now it's Jack's turn.

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He slips and slides back into the water.

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And there goes Emily once again. She must love it in there!

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Incoming!

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Piddle paddle!

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It's an all-out splat attack from the defenders.

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Taylor's off her feet, Jack slips to the splatwalk with Brayden,

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and finally, Madison slides and splats.

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Strike!

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Brayden loses his grip again.

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He slides and then the splatwalk sends him back to square one.

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Bring it in. And then you bring it down!

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Munchy toad!

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Vane splats Madison.

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She takes out Reece, and then finishes in the frothy brew.

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One splat grenade, you're gone!

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-The defenders are in charge right now.

-Ring Tony!

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Skabb splats Madison this time, and she collides with Emily and Taylor.

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Oh, and Jack slips again.

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None of the attackers can get a grip!

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More bowling practice for Madeva.

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Jack is once again the target, and he starts a splatalanche!

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Madeva-style, baby!

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Can Brayden make a comeback? No just a slide back.

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Look out, Jack!

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Shot of the day!

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Oh, hippie finger!

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That's a direct splat from Skabb,

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but this time, Brayden bravely holds on!

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Not for long though. Madeva gets him with yet another slimeball.

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She bowls again, and this time Jack and Taylor head south.

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A third bowl, and now it's Madison who plummets,

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producing another perfect pile-up.

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Can it get any worse for the attackers?

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-It's the ball of doom.

-Yes, it can!

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Ball of doom!

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And not a single attacker is left standing on the loathsome ladder.

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Jack is the first to recover.

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But Vane sees the danger and slimes him back down.

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Brayden decides on an all-out sprint. So far, so good.

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Oh, but once again, the slippery surface is his undoing.

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Top slide on the splatwalk, though.

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Jack also can't hold on, and he takes Reece along for the ride,

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who provides another superb slide!

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And here's Madison bouncing into the broth.

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-Look out, Jack!

-Doom ball!

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Wow, Jack's gone head-to-head with the ball of doom,

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and I think the ball's won!

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It seemed to single the poor lad out.

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I'm sure it was nothing personal.

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Emily might take this personally, though.

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Both Vane and Skabb are splatting her.

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What's Madeva up to?

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She's left the top of the ladder unguarded.

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Surely the attackers can take advantage.

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Brayden's the first to try. He's nearly there,

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but no, he's hosed all the way back down into the slimy water.

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I got it under control.

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Taylor takes a steadier approach, but she's about to be

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overtaken by Jack, and he's the first to make it over!

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Pog sizzle!

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Well, that just about sums this round up.

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Even when the attackers win, they get splatted!

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But he's fine.

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Madison is also over, so we now have two finalists.

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Oh, Emily slips back down, but Taylor is up and over.

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The steady approach pays off and she claims the third flag!

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Brayden manages to recover.

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Reece is coming up from behind, but it's too late,

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as Brayden becomes our fourth finalist.

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So that's it, Round Two is complete!

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Time for the slides of shame. Emily is first,

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ensuring that her shamed nose doesn't get any water up it.

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And here comes Reece,

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who decides sliding shamefully has to be done sideways!

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That leaves us with our four flag-waving finalists.

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It's fair to say they're pretty pleased with themselves right now.

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So, here's confirmation of the attackers who are in the final.

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Commiserations to our losers, but congratulations to our winners.

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Yes, they can rest for now, but they'll soon be competing again

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for the most treasured prize in the land.

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Of course, that prize comes at quite a price.

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And in the kingdom of Splatalot, everything is paid for in splats!

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Time now to take a look at our four finalists.

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We've cut out all the boring bits. For example,

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who wants to know that Brayden is a part-time astronaut

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and secret agent, or that Madison likes to relax wrestling crocodiles?

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No, this is all about the stat facts from the first two rounds,

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and for that, we need the splat stat hat.

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Put it on. Go!

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Taylor has finished sixth and third so far.

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Madison has a better record, with a fourth and second place to her name.

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Brayden won the first round, but only just qualified in the second,

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leaving Jack as our favourite.

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He has the best record, coming third in The Moat Challenge,

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and first in Ditch The Dungeon.

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So, Jack's our favourite,

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but that might just spur the other three on to do better.

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Here's a reminder of all four.

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We have Brayden, Jack, Madison, and Taylor.

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Those are the finalists.

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Now here's the final course in slightly splattier detail.

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The Capture The Crown round has a little bit of everything.

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The attackers start with a trip to the Dire Mire,

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where they'll find the barrier of all barriers.

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They then head through the gate, where the terrifying Tees await.

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Once over, they must leap onto the scary-go-round,

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climb over the annihilating arm, and land on the gruesome twosome.

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The clobbering cannons are next,

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followed by a leap onto the royal ramps,

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and once they've climbed up the slippery rock wall,

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they'll find what they're looking for.

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And just to keep the splat count high,

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we've got all six defenders guarding the course.

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They really don't like losing this crown,

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and you can rest assured they won't give it up without a splat.

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Skabb and Faetal are on splatzukas, Kook and Vane are on cannon duty,

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Madeva's on the aqualiser, and Thorne, as ever, is vaporizing.

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Here are the attackers.

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Jack's in blue, Taylor's in orange, Madison's in stripes,

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and Brayden's in yellow.

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-HORN BLOWS

-And they're off!

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Jack takes an early lead,

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and Taylor takes an early dunk in the dire mire.

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Jack's over, followed by Brayden,

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but Madison finds the barrier's living up to it's name.

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So, the boys head for the terrifying Tees.

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Peek-a-boo!

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Jack's the first to have a go, and he's the first splat.

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Can Brayden do any better? He's got further.

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Oh! And he hangs on!

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He is a feisty one!

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He leaps, and becomes the first finalist to cross the Tees.

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Back to the barrier, which is still causing problems

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for Madison and Taylor.

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Brayden is now on the scary-go-round. He's building a healthy lead.

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Can he clear the arm?

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Yes, but he clears the scary-go-round, too!

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Jack tries the Tees again. Squiggle-oid!

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Well, it was a giant leap from Jack, but the splat was even bigger.

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Here's Madison...onion bodgey!

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It's another giant splat. Maybe Jack's coaching her.

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Jack tries a different approach, but it's the same result!

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It's not like you need your face, eh?

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Well, he refuses to give in,

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and this time he's making steadier progress.

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Get him!

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Nearly there and, yes, Jack's perseverance has paid off!

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Back to Brayden, who's tackling the arm again.

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Jack tries to join him.

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Brayden's now approaching the gruesome twosome.

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He leaps, but he can't quite hold on!

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I tell you now! Better watch him!

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Madeva's right. Brayden's showing a lot of promise in this final.

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He steps carefully across the scary-go-round.

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He needs to get back to the gruesome twosome,

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after failing that first landing.

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Here he goes, and this time the landing is good!

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Surrender to the defenders!

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Thorne vaporises Brayden and he's down!

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Back to Taylor on the Tees. Dog flap!

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Madison has another go. Double dog flap!

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-Once again, giant leap, giant splat.

-Jack goes up!

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Skabb and Faetal try to distract Jack, but he's over the arm,

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and heading for the twosome.

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He steadies himself. He's slimed then vaporised, and frothy ba-ba!

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Well, the defenders threw everything at him there!

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This is close encounters of the Thorne kind.

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Brayden has a close encounter with the cannons. And he survives!

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Fish toot!

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Kook goos him, but he still makes it onto the ramps!

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If anything, that splat helped him on his way!

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Ah! I'm going to make it rain!

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Madeva makes life slippery for Brayden, but he's hanging on.

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That was really good.

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Jack's back at the twosome.

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He really needs to catch up with Brayden.

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And this time he makes it!

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Brayden tries the rock wall, shish kabob!

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Well, Skabb's aim was off, but so was Brayden's landing.

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Madison's still at the Tees. And how about that for perseverance!

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She's finally over!

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But Taylor still can't get the hang of them.

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Madison moves onto the annihilating arm.

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She's got a firm hold, but the scary-go-round plays footsie,

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and she loses a shoe!

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That's quite a feat, or in this case quite a foot.

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Well, she's lost a slip on, and now she slips off.

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Jack's nearly caught up with Brayden, but run corn on the cob!

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Well lots of things all happening at once there.

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First Madison's footloose splat, and then Jack's high kick into the moat.

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Kook slimes Brayden.

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You going to go splat! Ha-ha-ha!

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Madeva needs to focus on Brayden. He's back on the royal ramps.

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This will be his second attempt at the rock wall.

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Kook tries desperately to put him off.

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He steps onto the wall, and he's down again!

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Fantastic!

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Jack now heads for the ramps, and a chance at the wall,

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but he slips and budgie budget!

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Back to Taylor, and she's made it over the Tees. Tremendous effort!

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Madison's cleared the arm, but can't make her landing. Collie wobble!

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Yes, the annihilating arm and the scary-go-round

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are a pretty lethal combination.

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Brayden heads back to the ramps. And he's over.

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Taylor leaps but slippery blimp!

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And in the process she joins Madison's one shoe club.

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Pathetic sliming from Vane.

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Jack leaps and he's also onto the ramps.

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Brayden goes for the wall and falls again!

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The defenders concentrate on Jack,

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and this time Vane well and truly slimes him.

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Brayden makes it quickly back onto the ramps,

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but if Jack secures his landing, then it might all be too late.

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He leaps and flump brigade!

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Brayden's turn, and yes, this time, he's made it!

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Can the desperate defenders come up with something to stop him?

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Now! No!

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Skabb's had no effect, and Brayden's nearly there!

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He's over the wall now, and moments away from that crown!

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He gives us a victory yell, and completes the final.

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The crown is in his hands, and the kingdom has a new ruler!

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Vane, and Jack, both gracious in defeat.

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And even Skabb resists the temptation

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to splat Madison one last time.

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Maybe they all realise they've lost to a worthy champion.

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Well done, Brayden, our new King Of Splatalot!

0:22:050:22:07

Well done indeed. What a fantastic final.

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Brayden attempted the rock wall three times before he conquered it.

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Our tournament favourite Jack had his chance,

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but Brayden refused to give up, and thoroughly deserved his victory.

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Well done to Taylor and Madison, too, especially on the Tees.

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Other attackers might have thrown in the towel, but they just kept going.

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So how do we follow that?

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Easy. Here's Splat Of The Day!

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And it comes from our new ruler, Brayden.

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He was still learning the ropes in The Moat Challenge, which is

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probably why he let go of the rope on the debilitating disc.

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A right royal splat, which met with Kook's approval.

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Now here's Brayden's journey to the crown.

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He was the fastest round the moat, but found Round Two much harder.

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He kept slipping, sliding, and splatting,

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and only just managed to qualify for the final.

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But he managed to find an extra gear, and led easily

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for most of the way, overcoming each and every hurdle.

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That is until he reached the rockwall.

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It took four attempts, but eventually he made it!

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No defender can stop me!

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So, let's go back down to the course

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to hear King Brayden's first proclamation.

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My first act as King Of Splatalot

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is to have one of you thrown in the moat.

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I wish I could do it to all of you, but today it will be you, Kook!

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Kook? That's a surprise.

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Not really. He's always taunting, and dishing out smart remarks.

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Well, he's now speechless!

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So that's just about it for today.

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We've had a great tournament, and found a new ruler for this kingdom!

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Not a bad day's work, even if I say so myself,

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You just did.

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We'll have more mess and mayhem for you soon,

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but for now we'll leave you with the splatapult ceremony.

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Take it away, Kook!

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I'm flying!

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Yes, Kook, but not for long.

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So, folks, until next time...

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..keep splatting!

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