Pirate Perfume Pong Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Try and make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-CHILDREN: Arrr-harrr!

CHILDREN CHEER

Ahoy there, shipmates!

Welcome aboard the Scarlet Squid for Swashbuckle!

CHILDREN: Arrr-harrr!

My name's Gem, and it's great to see you.

-Are you all ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-ALL: Arrr-harrr!

Brilliant! And will you help me win back my jewels

-from those very pesky pirates?

-ALL: Arrr-harrr!

Now, can you see Captain Sinker anywhere? Where is she?

CHILDREN BOO

Oh, you're only booing because I've got the jewels and you haven't.

Look, the postman's been.

Oh, it's my perfume!

Plank For Pirates.

THEY SNIFF

Line, what is that lovely smell?

-It's fresh and fruity and flowery. Let's sniff it out.

-Good idea.

THEY SNIFF

Ooh!

Oh!

Captain Sinker, you smell...

..lovely!

Thank you!

Stop sniffing and get back to work!

Hey, Sinker, we're going to sniff out my jewels

and try and win them back today

-so, Squawk, who are my Swashbuckling team?

-Playing today,

we've got Alfie!

Alfie is seven years old and loves rugby.

I'm sure he'll TRY hard today.

His Swashbuckle name is Admiral Alfie!

Next, it's Wade!

Wade is six and enjoys swimming

so she's sure to be super fit.

Her Swashbuckle name is Wild Wade.

Say hello to Lucas.

He's also six and loves football.

Maybe he'll kick off with a win.

His Swashbuckle name is Lionheart Lucas.

Finally, we've got Maya.

Maya is seven years old and loves singing.

Let's hope she finishes today on a winning NOTE.

Her Swashbuckle name is Mischievous Maya.

Welcome aboard to my brand-new team of Swashbucklers.

Now, you're here to help me win back my jewels,

so to make sure you are brave and true,

let's do the Swashbuckle salute! Let's see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart. Here we go.

-Eye patch.

-CHILDREN: Eye patch.

-Pirate hat.

-CHILDREN: Pirate hat.

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-CHILDREN: Arrr-harr!

Fantastic. You are definitely ready for adventure

so, Squawk, remind us, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team

as you take part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game, Captain Sinker will give you

a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels and one of the naughty pirates

will walk the plank into the ship's mess.

CHILDREN CHEER

Into the ship's mess! But, hey, Swashbucklers, look.

Here is our treasure chest.

When you win back my jewels, we'll put them in here to keep them safe.

This jewel's as pretty as my perfume, and you won't win it, Gem.

CHILDREN BOO

Well, I can smell success so, Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

The aim of the game is to make a giant jigsaw of me!

All you have to do is walk along the plank

and collect the pieces from the other side,

but be careful - Cook and Line will be making it tricky for you

and they might hide the pieces, too!

And here is the picture of Squawk that you need to build

with the puzzle pieces. They are eight altogether

but we've put two pieces in there to start you off,

so you only need to collect six from the other side,

where Line is pretending he's in a canoe.

Remember, if you do fall in, you have to go back to the side

that you were coming from,

and you have as long as it takes for the octopus

to reach out and close the treasure chest to play the game.

-Wade, Alfie, will you go first for me?

-Yes.

-Brilliant.

-Swashbucklers, are we ready to play?

-CHILDREN: Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers, away! Come on, let's cheer them on, team.

They're very quick.

Good start.

OK, Alfie. Watch out.

Those naughty pirates are going to try and knock you off.

Oh, good timing!

OK.

Have a look and see where it might go. Alfie, look on the picture.

I think you might have a corner piece.

Well done, Wade. Maya, off you go.

Maybe turn it round the other way so the corner's in this corner here,

like in the picture.

That's it! Keep turning it.

That life ring is swinging quite a lot.

That's it. Well done. Keep going!

Stop falling in, Cook!

That's it. Brilliant. Off you go, Alfie.

And Wade. Brilliant!

We've got four pieces. We need two more pieces, Alfie and Wade.

Oh, Alfie! Come back to this side.

You're doing really well, team.

We're halfway now, team.

Watch out in the middle.

Can you squeeze past?

Oh, good shimmying!

Brilliant. You've got one more piece to collect.

Look out, Swashbucklers. I think Line's up to something!

Line, hide it better!

Ha! He's scared of you, Alfie. Well done.

Bring it back.

Let's see if we can get this puzzle in. That looks like a corner piece.

Maya, can you help out?

It needs to go in a corner.

Come on, Alfie. We need that last piece. Brilliant!

Get it the right way. Make it like the picture!

CHILDREN CHEER

Brilliant! Fantastic!

Squawk, you got a bird's-eye view and a picture of you.

What a terrific Shivering Timbers.

The rings were swinging but Alfie dodged them.

Wade slipped off, then Cook fell in too.

Alfie's luck ran out - he fell in as well.

Line thought about hiding the last piece

but was scared off by a brave Swashbuckler.

With all the puzzle pieces placed, Gem, you win!

CHILDREN CHEER

Brilliant. Swashbucklers, well done.

You've won back our first jewels so, Captain Sinker,

-you know the rule...

-..Send down a jewel!

Oh, you can have it. It's not even my favourite one.

CHILDREN CHEER

Oh, it's the red one. Brilliant. There we go, Maya.

Pop it in the chest, please. Well done!

Now, if we win back all five of my jewels,

one of those naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

and the ship's mess is so pongy today. Ew!

CHILDREN: Ew!

Oh, you bungling buccaneer!

You've got it all over my boots.

I'll just have to have another spray of Plank For Pirates.

-Oh, Captain, can we have some?

-Me first!

LINE AND COOK SPEAK AT ONCE

Go and keep this somewhere safe

and no spraying!

BOTH: Yes, Captain.

Hey, Sinker, forget about your precious pirate perfume.

We want to play another game and win back another of my jewels

-so, Squawk, what's next?

-The second game is...

The aim of the game is to knock over all of the coloured barrels.

All you have to do is use your Swashbubbles to topple those towers,

but be careful - Cook and Line will be getting in your way.

And here you are inside your Swashbubbles.

But look over there - Line is also in a Swashbubble

and Cook is dancing in his barrel, so you'd better watch out for them.

Lucas and Wade, you're going first.

When you've bashed over the barrel, make your way back over here.

Alfie and Maya, it's your turn to go. OK? Are we ready to play?

-CHILDREN: Arrr-harrr!

-Then, Swashbucklers, away!

That's it. Watch out for those fish.

Well done.

Ooh! Wah!

We've got four coloured barrels to bash over.

Which one are you going for?

For the red one? That's it. Try and bash Cook out of the way.

And a big bash... Yeah, brilliant! Well done.

There you go.

Bounce tag. Off we go. Brilliant!

Well done.

Oh, Line is in the way!

Going for the blue one? A big push...

Yeah! Brilliant!

So, Lucas and Wade, we've got the green barrel

and the yellow barrel to go for. OK?

Alfie's gone over!

Up you get, Alfie!

Oh, no!

Running on his hands and feet.

Line, you're in our way. Bash him out the way, Swashbucklers.

That's it. Well done.

Time for a big bounce...

Falling over, but it still worked.

Well done.

Wah!

Get up!

Just over halfway to the treasure chest now. Come on!

That's it. Lucas and Wade, work together.

Brilliant!

Yes! You're very good at this, Swashbucklers.

Watch out for Cook. He's got a fish underneath your Swashbuckle...

Ah! Squashed it!

That's it, Swashbucklers. Come all the way round. Brilliant!

GEM LAUGHS

Stop them!

30 seconds left. Come on, Swashbucklers.

Oh, we've lost a shoe.

OK, the shoe's back on. We're OK.

Can we get it? Yes!

CHILDREN CHEER

Brilliant. Well done. Good recovery there, Maya.

Fantastic. Squawk, you got the bird's eye view, over to you!

Another super Swashbubbles.

Wade and Lucas bashed the red barrel, Line went down,

and Alfie took a tumble but double-rolled to his feet.

Maya even lost a shoe but kept on rolling.

With the green barrel toppled, it's another win for the Swashbucklers!

CHILDREN CHEER

That was Swashbuckle-tastic. Well done. We got another jewel.

Captain Sinker, you know the rule...

..Send down a jewel!

Oh, all right. Well, I've got so many, I won't even miss this one.

Here it comes.

Oh, it's the green one. We have got the green one.

There you go, Wade. Pop it in, please. Brilliant. Well done.

Oh, I can't stand this smell of success.

I'm off below deck.

Remember what Captain Sinker said.

-Yeah. Keep it somewhere safe and no spraying.

-Right.

So we mustn't spray it like this...

-Ooh, that's lovely.

-Right.

And we mustn't spray it like this...

Whoa! Nice.

And we definitely mustn't spray it like...

Like... Oh, it's empty.

BOTH: Empty?!

It must have escaped out the window!

It's gone!

Never fear, Cook, we can always make some more perfume.

Brilliant idea, Line. Now, remember the smell.

It was sort of fresh and fruity and flowery.

Um... Ooh!

-A bucket of slop.

-Perfect!

We can call it Fish Breath.

THEY SNIFF

It really stinks.

There's something missing.

Seaweed.

Um...um... Ooh!

Ta-da.

< Cook! Line!

Oh, no, Captain Sinker's coming. Quick, fill up this bottle.

Now test it on me!

PERFUME SPRAYS

HE SNIFFS

-Ohh!

-Open the window!

HE GASPS

Oh, what a day.

I've lost two jewels.

What are you doing?

BOTH: Nothing, Captain Sinker, sir... I mean, ma'am.

Hmm. Ooh! I think I deserve another spray of my special perfume...

Ohh!

Ugh! Oh!

Agh! Have you done something to my special perfume?!

BOTH: Have we done something to your special...

-Yeah.

-We used it all up.

But we have made you some new perfume to replace it.

It's called...

HARP MUSIC PLAYS

-SULTRY VOICE:

-..Fish Breath. It really stinks.

-Do you like it?

-No, of course I don't like it. It's horrid!

Get it off me! Wash it off! Quick!

Now!

Use this...

That's not going to work. That's...

HARP MUSIC PLAYS

SULTRY VOICES: ..Fish Breath. It really stinks.

It really does.

CHILDREN CHEER

OK, Swashbucklers, well done,

because you have already won two of my jewels,

which means we need to find three more in the Shipwreck Rummage,

so to get us ready, let's do the Swashbuckle salute.

So let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts. Here we go.

-Eye patch!

-CHILDREN: Eye patch!

-Pirate hat!

-CHILDREN: Pirate hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-CHILDREN: Arrr-harrr!

You won't sniff out the last three jewels.

I've hidden them really well.

It's the...

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map, because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found,

but be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Sinker

have hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

CHILDREN CHEER

Squawk told us what to do. Let me show you where the jewels are.

Up on the top deck, we have the blue one in the bird's nest.

On the middle deck, the white jewel is hanging in the laundry,

and on the lower deck, the purple one is in the food store.

-Alfie and Wade, you're going first. Which will you go for?

-The blue one.

-So, are you ready to play?

-CHILDREN: Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers, away!

Off run Alfie and Wade on their way to the blue jewel

in the bird's nest. Up they scramble...

Quickly, now!

The pirates are going to be very cheeky. I can feel it.

Look at them. Oh, Line's got a big bucket of fish!

Naughty Line! Run off, Wade!

The Swashbucklers are up at the top deck now.

What's this?!

Cook's diving into the tunnel.

He's trying his best to put them off! Grab that jewel! Yes!

He's got it.

Back you come. Quick as you can.

They've got the blue jewel. Which are you going for next?

The white one? In the laundry. Wait till they come back.

Wait a second...

And off you go!

So it's the white jewel next!

Brilliant. Well done.

Lucas and Maya are climbing towards the laundry.

There's pearls raining down

but they've got to the washing line.

-Line's tipping more things on them.

-Very good!

Where's that jewel?

They'll never find it. You'll never find it.

-No, it's not in there.

-Oh, no, they can't find it.

This could be a laundry disaster for the Swashbucklers.

There's not long left.

I think that's it. It's hidden in that sock.

Don't look in the sock!

Look for some stinky socks!

-ALFIE: It's in the sock!

-They can't find it!

They've finally found it.

Can they get it out of that sock?

That's it. You can find it.

Back you come, Swashbucklers.

OK. So we need to go and get the last one.

It's the purple one, down in the food store. Quick as you can, Maya.

Brilliant. Pop it in the chest over here. Well done.

One more jewel to get now.

It's the purple jewel, somewhere in the food store.

Time is running out.

-30 seconds left!

-This is edge-of-the-plank stuff.

It has to be in there, somewhere.

Yes, they've got it!

-Bring it back.

-Come on!

Yes!

CHEERING

Brilliant. Swashbucklers, that was amazing.

Squawk, you have the bird's eye view, over to you.

What an exciting rummage.

The blue was an easy bag.

But the white was lost in that laundry.

It took them for ever to find.

Finally, they solved it.

The jewel was in a sock.

They pitched the purple just in time.

The Swashbucklers win!

CHILDREN CHEER

Swashbucklers, I am so proud of you.

Thank you so much for helping to win back my jewels.

I'd like to share them out with you. Hold onto that, Lucas. Alfie.

A red one for you, Wade.

-And you have the purple one, Maya.

-Thanks.

And the blue one for me. Big cheer for my Swashbucklers!

And now that we have all five of the jewels,

you know what it's time for. One of the naughty pirates

has to walk the plank, but who's it going to be?

Let's spin the wheel to see. There you go, Maya.

Will it be Cook with the white hat,

Line with the red bandana

or Captain Sinker with the black hat?

It's going to be...

Line!

Line, it's time for you to walk the plank!

CHILDREN: Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

-Walk the plank!

-Ohh-ohh-ohh!

SPLASH!

GEM CHUCKLES

CHILDREN LAUGH

ALL: Ew!

Ooh, Line, you've never smelt so good.

We'll see you next time for more Swashbuckle!

CHILDREN CHEER

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go... #

Play the Swashbuckle game on a computer, tablet

or mobile to earn jewels

and make one of the pirates walk the plank!

Join me online or in the CBeebies Playtime app.

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!