Sea Shell Silliness Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Whoo!

Ahoy there, my hearties, welcome to Swashbuckle!

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

My name's Gem and it's great to have you aboard the Scarlet Squid.

Are you all ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

Arrr-harrr!

And will you help me

to win back my jewels from those very naughty pirates?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Brilliant!

Now, where is Captain Sinker? Can you see her anywhere?!

-ALL:

-There!

There she is!

Oh, quiet, you lot! Can't you see I'm very busy looking for treasure?

Uh, you don't look very busy to me.

Well, not me obviously, Gem - Cook and Line.

Cook! Line!

Coming through.

Yes, Captain Sinker, sir.

I mean Ma'am.

Captain, we found treasure!

Treasure? Ooh, what is it?

Is it gold or silver or more jewels?!

Better than that.

It's...

this.

We found it on the beach.

A shell?

What in Bluebeard's name makes you think that's treasure?!

Uh, because it does this.

TRUMPET FANFARE

LAUGHTER

Ha-ha! What a silly shell!

Squawk, it's time to meet today's Swashbucklers.

-who's helping me?

-Playing today we've got Haroon.

Haroon is six and loves drawing, so I hope he'll be picture perfect.

His Swashbuckle name is Anchor Haroon.

Next it's Amy.

Amy is also six and enjoys colouring.

Perhaps she'll win back all of Gem's colourful jewels.

Her Swashbuckle name is Eye-patch Amy.

Meet Noah.

Noah is six and likes rugby.

He's sure to try hard to beat the pirates.

His Swashbuckle name is Navigator Noah.

Finally, here's Amelia.

Amelia is seven and likes rollerblading.

Let's hope she skates to victory later.

Her Swashbuckle name is Admiral Amelia.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

Ahoy there, my hearties. Welcome aboard.

It's great to see a new team of Swashbucklers.

So, you are here to help me

win back my jewels from naughty Captain Sinker

but I need to make sure you're ready by doing the Swashbuckle salute.

So, let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your heart.

Here we go.

-Eye patch.

-ALL:

-Eye patch!

-Pirate hat.

-ALL:

-Pirate hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer.

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Fantastic. You are definitely ready for the adventure.

So, Squawk, remind us, what do we have to do today?

-HE SQUAWKS

-You, daring Swashbucklers,

need to work as a team

as you take part in different pirate games!

Every time you win a game, Captain Sinker will give you

a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess!

Eurrrggghhh!

Eurgh, yucky.

But hey, Swashbucklers, look down here, this is our treasure chest.

And each time you win back one of my jewels,

we'll put it in here to keep it safe from Captain Sinker.

Oh, you want to win back Gem's jewels, do you?

Well, the treasure's mine now.

-ALL:

-Boooo!

Not for long, Captain Sinker.

Squawk, we're ready for the first game. What is it?

The first game is Coconutty Raft.

The aim of the game is to get six coconuts into the barrel.

All you have to do is use your raft to collect

the coconuts and then bull's-eye them into the barrel.

But be careful,

Cook and Line will be naughty and try to stop you!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

And here is the barrel

where you need to collect six of the soft coconuts

which are way over the other side of the lagoon under the palm tree.

Do watch out for Cook and Line.

They are very silly and will try to put you off.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out

across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

Amy and Haroon, will you go first for me?

Brilliant. Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers, away!

BELL RINGS

That's it. Jump aboard the raft and off we go. All right.

Come on, Line!

Rrrargh!

There's lots of flying beach balls there from those naughty pirates.

We've got four coconuts. Let's bring them back.

We need to get six in the barrels.

Ooh, watch out for Line.

Oh, Line, you're very naughty!

But don't worry, we've still got three to try and throw in.

OK, ready to swap over?

And swap over, team!

That's it, OK. Off you go. Big throw. Ooh, never mind.

Oh, they missed!

Well done, Amy. Big throw.

It bounced back! Have another go.

And again.

Oh, we lost that one. Try this one.

Ready? Another big throw.

Ooh, good try. Well done.

OK, let's wait for your turn to go back.

Here they come.

AUDIENCE CHANTS

The naughty pirates are going to knock those coconuts off.

That's it. Well done, Swashbucklers.

Collect your coconuts and swap over.

OK, let me hold one for you. Have a good throw, Noah.

Ooh, it bounced back! Let's have another try.

And again. Can we get it again?

Oh, good catch!

-ALL:

-Yeah!

-Yeah! Here's another one. OK.

We've got two in. Good work, Noah.

Go on, Amelia.

Never mind. Here's your next one.

Yeeees! That's three.

We need three more coconuts and we have one minute left.

Knock her coconut off, Line!

Oh, Line, you're so cheeky!

Come on, Amy. Well done, Haroon.

Collect your coconuts and swap over.

Here we go. Try again.

Ooh, did it bounce back? It did. Well done. Good catch.

Ooh, never mind.

I'll hold that one, Haroon. Off you go. Ready?

Ooh, no, that was close. Try again.

Oh, no, over the other side! Never mind.

We still need three more coconuts.

Line. Come back here! Come back, Line.

Whee!

Come on, Swashbucklers.

OK, let's swap over. See if we can get some more.

Coming up to the last ten seconds. Let me take them from you, Amelia.

OK, you have to throw.

-Yeah! And another one.

-ALL:

-..seven, six, five, four...

Quick as you can, last few seconds.

-And one more! Ooh!

-ALL:

-..two, one.

BELL RINGS

Time is up.

Well done, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, how did we do?

A knotty, coconutty raft.

Those coconuts kept coming.

The Swashbucklers soon had three in the barrel

but then there were some misses.

With not long left, they got number four in the barrel,

but time ran out.

Sorry, Gem. That's a lose.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh.

-Oh, never mind, Swashbucklers.

You tried so hard.

That was quite tricky but you did very well

and we could still win that jewel back a little bit later.

Ooh, I love the sound of this. I get to keep more jewels. Ha-ha!

-ALL:

-Booo!

Well, if we do win back all of my jewels,

then one of you naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

into that smelly ship's mess.

-AUDIENCE:

-Eurgh!

Here, Captain, listen to this.

AIR HORN SOUNDS

You nearly made me drop the jewel into the ship's mess.

What about this?

DEEP HORN SOUNDS

How about this?

SILENCE

You two should be slopping out, not making silly sounds

-with this seashell.

-Sorry, Captain.

AIR HORN SOUNDS

-AUDIENCE:

-Eurgh!

Oh, that seashell is making you pirates even sillier today. Ha-ha!

Come on, Captain, we want to play another game

and try and win back one of my jewels. So, Squawk, what's next?

The second game is Swashbubbles.

HE SQUAWKS

The aim of the game is to knock over all the coloured barrels.

All you have to do is use your Swashbuckles to topple those towers.

But be careful, Cook and Line will be getting in your way.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

And here you are inside your Swashbubbles,

but do look out because Line is also in a Swashbubble

and Cook is hiding in a barrel and they will try to put you off.

Amelia and Haroon, you're going first for me.

Once you've bashed over your barrel, make your way back here

and then, Noah and Amy, then it's your turn to go, OK?

So, my hearties, are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers, away!

BELL RINGS

Aaargh!

Look at all those fish everywhere!

Cook, you're meant to cook them, not throw them on the floor.

That's it, go the same way, guys, keep going.

-Go the other way. That's it.

-Get up, Line.

Try and go over the green barrels.

That's it, brilliant, keep going. Over the blue one, OK, that's it.

Big push.

I think it's wobbling.

Need a bigger bash.

Come on! Big bash.

Yeah!

Well done. You've got it.

OK, come on back.

Well done, Amelia. Keep going, Haroon.

Don't worry about those pirates.

OK, come on round. Big bounce tag.

Off you go!

Well done, Noah and Amy.

I'm trapped.

That's it, go for the red one.

Ha-ha! That was so speedy.

Couldn't stop you then.

Oh, they've got another one!

Hey, Cook.

Bash Line out of the way. That's it.

Ha-ha, he fell over.

Well done. Another bounce tag.

That's it! Off you go.

You've got two more barrels to get down,

the yellow and the green.

Try going the other way.

Go, go, go!

Oh, Line.

Go on, keep pushing through.

Come on, the tentacle's getting close to the treasure chest.

We're running out of time. Another one! Well done!

You've got the green one. That's it. Dash back.

Oh, Cook!

Excuse me, please.

Ha! Come on, Swashbucklers.

We've got less than 30 seconds to get the yellow barrel down.

And off you go!

That's it. Run through.

Come on, get that yellow barrel.

Come on, last few seconds. And you've done it!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

Ooh, it's over.

Well done, Swashbucklers, that was fantastic!

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

What a troubly bubbly Squashbubbles.

Silly Line fell over but our team steamed past

and toppled the blue barrel.

Noah and Amy toppled the red barrel super fast.

Naughty Cook got Haroon and Amelia's way,

but still they knocked over the green.

With the yellow falling just in time, that's a win!

ALL CHEER

Yay, well done, Swashbucklers. Fantastic.

You've won back our first jewel.

So, Captain Sinker, you know the rule.

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel.

Oh, you can have it. I don't care!

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Ooh, here comes the red one.

There we go.

Amy, pop it in the chest, please.

Brilliant! Well done.

TRUMPET

What's that noise? TRUMPET

Is there an elephant on board? I'm going below deck.

-Ha-ha!

-How about this?

TRUMPET SOUND

Ooh, how about this?

TRUMPET FANFARE

How about this? How about this?

DEEP SOUND

Sh, not so loud, Captain Sinker will hear us.

OK, OK. Just one more. One more.

HE PLAYS A JOLLY TUNE

What did I tell you two about playing with that silly shell?

Do it as much as we like?

Yes, exactly...

No! Not do it as much as you like, stop it at once!

But we love our precious little shell, Captain.

Don't be so silly, Line, there's pirate work to do.

This bucket of slop needs to be taken outside.

What on earth is that floating in the top?

-BOTH:

-Ha-ha-ha!

Think that's funny, do you?

-Yes.

-Well, I don't. Put that shell down and get rid of the slop.

OK, Captain.

Parp!

-Ha-ha!

-Give it to me.

Why, do you want a go, Captain?

No, I don't. I'm going to put it away.

OK. But just be careful that you don't... Don't drop...

THEY GASP

-BOTH:

-Our shell.

It's OK. It landed in a bucket of slop.

Does it still work?

Let me try.

BUBBLING

-BOTH:

-Our shell!

Oh, calm down, you two. It's probably got something stuck inside.

Can you see anything in there?

No, Captain Sinker, sir.

-He means Ma'am.

-I mean Ma'am.

Right, only one thing for it.

SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

There you go, boys, one fixed seashell.

What do you say?

-BOTH:

-Thank you, Captain Sinker.

That's right.

Ha-ha! OK, Swashbucklers,

you have won back one of my jewels, which is brilliant.

Now we need to find four more in the final game.

So, to make sure we're ready,

let's do the Swashbuckle salute one more time.

So, let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts.

Here we go.

-Eye patch.

-ALL:

-Eye patch!

-Pirate's hat.

-ALL:

-Pirate's hat!

Swashbuckle cheer.

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

-Good "arrr-harrrs", nice.

-THEY CHEER

I'm not going to let you find those jewels,

I'm far too 'shellfish'.

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

-Ha! Selfish - shellfish.

Ha-ha-ha!

It's the Shipwreck Rummage!

HE SQUAWKS

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels that have

been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot where each of the jewels

can be found.

But be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Sinker

have hidden the jewels well,

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

-ALL:

-Yeah!

OK, Swashbucklers, you've found one of my jewels.

Now we need four more in the final game.

I'll show you where they're hiding. Up on the top deck,

the green jewel is in one of the barrels of maps.

Then on the middle deck, the purple jewel is in the pool of pearls

and, on the lower deck, the white jewel is in the rope store

and the blue jewel is by the cannonballs.

So, boys, you're going first. Which colour will you go for?

In the pool of pearls? OK, then. So, are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers, away!

BELL RINGS

It's a big four-jewel rummage.

Haroon and Noah are up first.

They're going for the purple jewel in the pool of pearls.

One's gone one way and one's gone another.

That'll confuse those naughty pirates.

There's that purple jewel.

Come on, Swashbucklers, you can find it.

Quick, hide it, hide it!

More pearls! More pearls!

Argh, this is proving tricky.

Yes! They've got the purple jewel.

Brilliant, boys. Bring it back.

Girls, they've got the purple one. Which are you going for next?

The white one in the rope store. Wait for the boys to come back.

Come on down, Haroon, well done.

Brilliant.

Off you go, girls.

Into there. Well done.

Now it's Amelia and Amy going for white in the rope store.

Jewel number two.

And they've got it already! What a quick spot.

They've got the white one.

Where are you going next? Which one?

The green one, right at the top?

Off you go. Follow Haroon.

Two jewels safely back, two more to find.

The boys are going for green on the top deck in the barrel of maps.

Keep climbing, boys.

Through the tunnel they go.

Whee! Whoo-hoo.

Cook has tipped pearls all over the top deck

but that won't stop this brave pair.

They've got the green jewel!

Girls, they've got the green one, so I need you to find the blue one

in the cannonballs when they're back.

Come on, Haroon!

Come on, Haroon!

Well done.

And off you go, girls!

Still the blue jewel to find.

It's somewhere in the cannonballs.

Come on, Amy and Amelia,

that tentacle is getting closer to the chest.

It has to be in there somewhere.

Is it in one of the bags?

Oh, no! Where is it?

Come on, girls, dig deep in those bags.

Come on, girls! You're running out of time!

Look in the bag.

-ALL:

-Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

-Time is running out.

-..four, three, two, one.

-ALL:

-Aw!

-BELL RINGS

Never mind, girls. Come on back over here.

Well done, Swashbucklers, good try.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

That was a super tough rummage.

The purple was spotted in the pool of pearls.

Amelia and Amy quickly grabbed the white,

And Haroon and Noah were fast to the green

but, when it came to the cannonballs,

they just couldn't bag that final blue.

I'm sorry, Gem, you lose.

-ALL:

-Aw!

Well done, Swashbucklers, you tried so hard,

but we couldn't get the blue jewel in time,

so one of those naughty pirates will not be walking the plank today.

-But have you had a good time?

-ALL:

-Yeah.

Brilliant. Let's give my brave Swashbucklers a big cheer.

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Yippee! We're not going in the ship's mess.

Do you hear that, boys?

Ooh, boo-hoo, Gem.

Well, we tried our best and I'm very proud of my Swashbucklers.

Hey, Line, play Captain Sinker your celebration song on that shell.

-She'll love that.

-Oh, yeah. Captain Sinker.

Yes, what is it?

LAUGHTER

Oops, sorry, Captain.

I think there was a tiny bit of slop left in there.

Ha-ha. Oh, dear, poor Captain Sinker.

She got what she deserved, I suppose.

We'll see you next time for more Swashbuckle.

-ALL:

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