Horrible Hiccups Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Ahoy there, me hearties, and welcome to Swashbuckle!

-KIDS:

-Aharrggghhh!

My name's Gem and it's great to have you on board the Scarlet Squid.

Are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-KIDS:

-Aharrggghhh!

Will you help me win back my jewels from these very pesky pirates?

-KIDS:

-Aharrggghhh!

Brilliant!

Where is Captain Sinker? Can you see her anywhere?

-KIDS:

-Boooo!

Yeah, yeah, you're booing... Hiccup! ..doesn't... Hiccup!

..it doesn't... Hiccup!

What I'm trying to say is... Hiccup! Oh-oh-oh...

Is everything OK, Sinker?

No, it's not OK! Hiccup!

Ever since Cook made me breakfast this morning,

I can't stop hiccupping.

Hiccup! Where are those bumbling fools? Cook! Line! Hiccup!

BOTH: Yes, Captain Sinker, sir! I mean, ma'am!

Ever since I ate your revolting fizzy seaweed slop... Hiccup!

I've been... Hiccup! I've been... Hiccup!

You've been what, Captain?

We can't hear what you're saying because you keep hiccupping...

That's the problem!

BOTH: Ohh!

Yeah, I could see how that would be annoying.

Well, don't just stand there, find a way to get rid of them!

Yes, Captain!

Oh, dear! Poor Captain Sinker.

But hopefully she'll be distracted by her hiccups,

and then my Swashbucklers and I can win back my jewels!

Squawk, who's helping me?

Playing today in our children and grown-up show,

we've got Jawad.

Jawad is seven and loves playing cricket.

Maybe he'll run out those pirates.

His Swashbuckle name is Captain Jawad.

Next, it's Zabin.

Zabin is Jawad's mum and enjoys baking.

Let's hope she's made a cake to celebrate today.

Her Swashbuckle name is Starboard Zabin.

Meet Aisha. Aisha is seven and loves horse riding.

Here's hoping she gallops to a win.

Her Swashbuckle name is Ruby Red Aisha.

Finally, here is Cheryl.

Cheryl is Aisha's mum and likes walking the dog.

Maybe she'll make a pirate walk the plank.

Her Swashbuckle name is Cheryl The Peril.

Welcome aboard to my brand-new team of Swashbucklers.

Now, I need your help to win back my jewels,

so to make sure you're ready, let's do the Swashbuckle Salute.

Let me see you marching!

Put your hand on your hearts!

-Here we go! Eye patch.

-AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat.

-AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Well done.

You are definitely brave and true and ready for the adventure.

So, Squawk, remind us what we have to do today.

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take

part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game, Captain Sinker will give you

a jewel for your treasure chest!

Win all five jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess!

KIDS: Eurrrggghhhh!!

Hey, Swashbucklers, look here.

Here is our treasure chest and when you win back my jewels,

we'll pop them in here to keep them safe.

You... Hiccup!

You... Hiccup!

It's mine!

KIDS: Booo!

Not for long, Sinker. Hiccup! Ha-ha.

Squawk, what's next?

The first game is Shivering Timbers.

The aim of the game is to make a giant jigsaw of me.

All you have to do is walk along the plank

and collect the pieces from the other side.

But be careful, Cook and Line will be making it tricky for you

and they might hide the pieces too!

OK, Swashbucklers, here's the picture of Squawk

that you need to build with the eight puzzle pieces

which are way over there by Line who is dancing with them.

Remember, if you fall in you have to go back to the side you came from.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out

across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

OK, you're both going first for me. Brilliant.

Are we ready to play?

KIDS: Arrrggghhh!

Then Swashbucklers away!

OK, Jawad, good start.

Good distraction.

Come on, let's bring those pieces of puzzle over.

That's it, Jawad, well done.

Oh, you've just made it!

Aisha and Cheryl, off you go.

Good start. Well done, Jawad.

Good dodging.

OK, let's cheer them on.

They've got two pieces over. Two more coming back.

Yes! Well done, Aisha.

It's a little tricky there for Cheryl.

Hide one!

OK, Jawad and Zabin, off you go!

Right, let's see where these puzzle pieces need to go.

That's it. We've got a couple of corners there.

That's another corner.

Four more to collect.

We are halfway, team. We can do this.

Come on, Jawad. Well done!

That's it, Zabin. Yes, brilliant!

Good work.

Well done.

That's it.

Oh, they're going to... Oh, no!

Yes, she's fallen! Hiccup!

Oh, no, Cheryl!

Quick as you can, girls.

As soon as they are back you can help put the puzzle pieces in.

Brilliant.

Let's help put the puzzle pieces in.

Come on, Aisha, you can do this.

Aisha, that's it. Well done.

Last ten seconds.

Nine, eight, seven,

six... We've done it! We've done it!

Brilliant. Well done!

Squawk, you have the bird's-eye view, over to you.

It was a fast-paced Shivering Timbers.

Jawad soon got Line out of the way.

Aisha went past Cook with a puzzle piece push.

Naughty Line tried to hide a piece but Cheryl spotted it.

What a bad hiding place!

Then, with time running out, a double fall.

But with one piece to place, Aisha finished the puzzle.

Congratulations, Gem, that's a win!

Brilliant! Well done, Swashbucklers. We've won back our first jewel.

Captain Sinker, you know the rule.

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel!

Oh... Hiccup! Oh... Hiccup!

CHEERING

Here comes the purple one.

Oh, look at that. OK, Jawad, put it in the chest for me, please.

There you go. Brilliant.

Well done!

KIDS: Eww!

Now, have you found a way to get rid of my... Hiccup!

Those.

Actually, Captain, yes, we have. Look!

Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Why are you wearing that ridiculous mask?

We thought scaring you might help you get rid of the hiccups.

And that was supposed to scare me?

It scared me, Captain. Look, it's hideous.

Well, you'd better come up with something else. Hiccup!

And fast! Hiccup!

BOTH: Yes, Captain.

It doesn't look like it's Captain Sinker's day!

Right, we are ready to play another game

and win back another of my jewels. Squawk, what's next?

The second game is Pirate Cannons.

The aim of the game is to knock over all ten sea monsters.

Working as a team, you have to find the soft green cannonballs.

Load them in the cannons and fire them at the sea monsters.

But be careful, Cook and Line will be sneaky

and try to get in the way.

All right, Swashbucklers,

you are looking for the green squashy balls and not the blue and

yellow ones that Cook and Line put in there to try to confuse you, OK?

Jawad and Cheryl, you are going to be firing the cannons for me,

and Aisha and Zabin, you will collect the green squashy balls.

-So, are we ready to play?

-Aaaharrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Here's the first one for you. In you go.

That was close. Oh, yes! You got one.

One down. Nine to go.

Oh, that was so close!

Aim a bit lower. Oh, well done! Fantastic.

You're doing really well. Good collecting.

Yes, brilliant! Well done.

And a fourth one down. OK, next in line.

And another one!

Five left to go. We're halfway with our sea creatures now.

Yes! Brilliant.

Ooh, that was a close one.

GEM LAUGHS

You hit both the pirates then. Brilliant.

Ooh, that was close.

Keep going. You're doing really well.

Three left to go.

Yes! Come on, only two more! Oh, Line!

Come on, we can do this.

Line, move out the way with your net!

Oh, yes! One more to get, come on.

Come on, so close.

Yes!

That was brilliant. Well done.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

Those Swashbucklers were stupendous.

The balls were knocking down the sea monsters at super speed.

No amount of pirate protection was going to stop them.

Jawad and Cheryl were unstoppable.

With two monsters still in their sights,

Line tried to get in the way, but it Cheryl sunk the final one.

A monster of a win. Well done, Swashbucklers!

Swashbucklers, you were fantastic. You've won my second jewel.

So, Captain Sinker, you know the rule...

ALL: Send down a jewel!

Well, actually, I've don't... Hiccup! Doh...

CHEERING

Oh, it's my blue one. Brilliant.

There you go, Aisha, pop it in, please.

-KIDS:

-Yay!

-Yeah, well done.

Oh, this is the worst day... Hiccup!

I'm going below deck, and Cook and Line

better have better found a cure to get rid of my hiccups.

Hiccup! Ohh!

I lost two jewels. I can't take anymore of these hiccups.

Cook, Line, get in here!

BOTH: Yes, Captain Sinker, sir? I mean...

-Hiccup!

-Uh.

-We haven't finished yet.

BOTH: Ma'am.

Now you may continue.

Please tell me you've found a cure for my hiccups.

I'll try ANYTHING!

Well... My mum told me you can cure hiccups

by spinning around with smelly socks on your head!

Line...

No, wait! That's not going to...

I don't...

Enough! Get these smelly socks off my head.

Did it work?

Of course it didn't work.

Oh, yeah, I remember... That's the cure for a bad back.

How's your back?

There's nothing wrong with my back!

There you go!

I remember my granny used to tell me,

-IN CRACKING VOICE:

-"To stop hiccups, you need to hop on one leg

"while flapping your arms like a parrot."

I suppose it's worth a try.

-That's it, Captain.

-Now squawk like a parrot.

Did it work?

-Hiccup!

-I don't think it did.

Oh, I do remember now. My granny used to say,

"Flapping your arms and hopping like a parrot makes you fall over."

-Well, thank you, Granny.

-Aw, that's nice.

How am I going to get rid of these hiccups?!

I've just had the most BRILLIANT idea!

What is it?

Since it was my breakfast that gave you the hiccups in the first place,

maybe my lunch will take them away again.

Go on, then. But it had better not be fizzy seaweed slop.

Uh, no, Captain, it's totally different.

That's...sloppy seaweed fizz.

Urgh!

Hiccup!

THEY LAUGH

THEY HICCUP

Oh, no!

What's happened? Hiccup!

Ha-ha-ha!

You see, your laughing has given you the hiccups.

And mine have gone away.

Hiccup!

Swashbucklers, well done. You've won back two of my jewels

so we need to find three in the final game.

To make sure we're ready,

let's do the Swashbuckler salute one more time!

Let me see you marching! Put your hand on your hearts!

-Here we go! Eye patch.

-AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat.

-AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

You won't be... Hiccup!

The final... Hiccup! Oh, I give up!

It's the Shipwreck Rummage!

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because 'X' marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful,

Cook, Line and Captain Sinker have hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

OK, Swashbucklers, you've won two of my jewels, now been to find three

more to make sure that one of those naughty pirates walks the plank.

So, here is where all the jewels are hidden aboard the pirate ship.

Up on the top deck we have the white one in the bird's nest.

On the middle deck, the green one is in the pool of pearls.

On the lower deck, the red jewel is hiding in one of the three hammocks.

Cheryl and Aisha, you are going first. Which one will you head for?

-The white one.

-Right up the top.

-OK, are you ready to play?

-KIDS:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

We are off. It's a tricky three jewel rummage.

Cheryl and Aisha are going for the bird's nest

and Cook is already trying to stop them.

Hello, Swashbucklers!

Line up to the same tricks.

It's a double pearl pour, but they are pushing past.

Aisha is in the tunnel reaching up.

She's grabbed the white jewel.

Quick! Back to your team-mates and the chest.

We've got the white one at the top.

-Which one are you going to go for next?

-We'll get the green one.

Jawad, we're going to bring the green one next.

OK, as soon as they are both done. Come on, Cheryl.

It's the green jewel next and it's hidden in the pool of pearls.

Climb, Zabin, climb! And you too, Jawad!

Zabin plunges into the pearls.

In you get as well, Jawad.

They are digging for that jewel. But where is it?

Out of the way, Cook, that's not helping.

Oh, no, they can't find the jewel and the tentacle

is halfway to the chest.

Come on, it's in there. Dig deep!

This is why it's called the Shipwreck Rummage.

That jewel is in there somewhere. Yes, they have touched it!

Oh, I can see something green down here.

They've got it! Now back to the chest.

OK, we got the green one, so, girls, I need you to go to the last one,

the red one down in the hammocks, OK?

Come on back as quick as you can!

Well done! Come on.

So, into the hammock for the red jewel, the last one.

One more jewel to find, but Line is pouring pearls.

It's somewhere there in the hammocks. Time is running out.

Oh, no, Cook is there too.

-Aisha has got it. Quick, back to the chest.

-Into the chest! Yes!

You did it. Well done, Swashbucklers, that was fantastic.

Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

It was a flying start for the Swashbucklers.

Aisha grabbed the white from up in the bird's nest,

but the green jewel was tough to find under all those pearls.

When at last they got it, time was running out.

And one more jewel to find.

The red was hidden in the hammocks but they got it back to the chest.

Congratulations, Gem, you've won back your jewels!

Great work, Swashbucklers! Well done for winning back all of my jewels.

Thank you so much. I'd love to share them out with you. So here you go.

Aisha, hold on to that one.

Cheryl.

There you go, Zabin.

And Jawad has the purple one.

And the blue for me. A big cheer for my brave Swashbucklers.

ALL: Yay!

And now that we have all five of the jewels, you know what it's time for.

One of those very naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

But, will it be? Let's spin the wheel to see.

Off you go, Jawad.

Big spin.

So, will it be Cook with the white hat,

Line with the red bandanna,

or Captain Sinker with the black hat?

It's going to be... Cook!

-So, Cook, it's time for you to...

-ALL: Walk that plank!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

KIDS: Yay!

KIDS: Ewww!

It's always best when a pirate ends up in the mess.

See you next time on Swashbuckle!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go... #

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-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!