Leaky Landlubbers Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall I make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, my hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

The Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Arrr-harrr!

Whoo!

Ahoy there, my hearties! Welcome to Swashbuckle!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

My name's Gem and it's great to have you aboard the Scarlet Squid.

Are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

And will you help me to win back my jewels from those very pesky pirates?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

-Brilliant.

Now, where is Captain Sinker? Can you see her anywhere?

AUDIENCE BOOS Oh, there she is!

Oh, shush, you lot.

I haven't got time for this.

I've got a list of jobs as long as my arm

for Cook and Line to do today. Now, where are they?

Cook! Line!

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Sinker, sir... I mean, ma'am.

RUMBLING

Whose grumbly tummy was that?

It wasn't mine, Captain Sinker, I promise.

My belly is full of delicious sloppy seaweed soup!

It's sloppy AND seaweed-y!

Well, where did that awful noise come from, then?

I think it came from in there, Captain.

It does look rather full, doesn't it?

CLANGING AND RUMBLING

We do put an awful lot of slop in there. Perhaps too much.

CLANGING AND RUMBLING

Captain's beard! It's going to burst!

Abandon ship, abandon ship!

Oh, no, sorry, Captain. That actually WAS my tummy that time.

Oh, dear, that doesn't sound good.

We better try to win back all of my jewels

before the whole shipwreck is covered in slop! Yuck!

Right, Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today, we've got Theo!

Theo is six and loves playing tennis.

He'll like Cook and Line, then - they're always making a RACKET!

His Swashbuckle name is Wild Theo!

Next, it's Maisie.

Maisie is seven and likes gymnastics,

especially the bars.

Well, there won't be time for hanging around today.

Her Swashbuckle name is Mess Maid Maisie!

This is Blake.

Blake is six years old

and enjoys jumping on the trampoline,

so expect to see him SPRINGING into action later.

His Swashbuckle name is Blackbeard Blake!

Finally, it's Libby.

Libby is also six and enjoys playing Sleeping Lions.

There's no lions today,

but there is a parrot.

Her Swashbuckle name is Lagoon Libby!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Welcome aboard to my new team of Swashbucklers.

So, you're here to help me win back my jewels

from Captain Sinker? Brilliant!

I need to make sure you are ready for the challenge

by doing the Swashbuckle Salute. So, let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart. Here we go.

-Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate's hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate's hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Well done, my hearties.

I think you are ready. Squawk, what do we all have to do today?

Squawk! You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team

as you take part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Sinker will give you a jewel for your treasure chest!

Win ALL FIVE jewels

and one of the naughty pirates

will walk the plank into the ship's mess!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

And here is our treasure chest

ready to be filled with all my sparkly jewels

when we win them back later from Captain Sinker.

I'll be filling your treasure chest with slops.

The jewels are mine now, and you won't be winning them back.

We'll see about that, Captain Sinker. Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

Squawk! The aim of the game is to build the palm tree.

All you have to do is cross the rock pool

to collect the pieces from the other side.

But be careful of Cook and Line,

because they'll be trying to block your path.

AUDIENCE CHEERS

And here is the picture of the palm tree that you need to build.

There are six pieces altogether

way over the other side of the stepping stones, in those crates.

But look out, because Cook and Line will try to put you off

by flinging fish and juggling with balls.

If you fall in, you have to go back to the side

that you were coming from. You have as long as it takes

for the octopus to reach out across the screen

and close the treasure chest to play the game.

Libby and Blake, are you going first?

-Are we ready to play? AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers, away! Off you go.

Look out for the flying balls!

Whee! Take it easy, Blake. It's very wobbly on the stepping stones.

Brilliant. They've made it across. Well done.

Oh, good! Yes!

Slop some fish on them!

Take your time, Blake. Easy now. Brilliant.

So many fish!

That's it. Well done. Theo, off you go.

They've got the bottom part of the tree. Start building it.

Oh, he's fallen! Oh, no.

Well done, Theo. Can you stay on there? Brilliant!

Well done! He's across.

AUDIENCE CHANTS

Come on over. It's very wobbly... Agh!

Back to that side, Maisie. Well done.

OK, Blake, off you go. Well done. Very good.

Well done.

-Careful!

-He's fallen in!

What happened there?

Come on over. That's it. Well done, Maisie.

Brilliant! Libby, off you go. Excellent.

So, we've got one, two, three, four bits!

Two more bits over!

We need the two extra leaves to come over.

Brilliant! The palm tree's starting to take shape. Well done.

Come on, Blake! You've got one minute left.

-Go easy there, Swashbucklers.

-Ooh! He's fast!

That's it. Keep going, Libby. You're doing really well.

Yes! OK!

Shall we help put those leaves in?

Take your time. Here we go. Hoo-hoo! Just made it.

Just put it in! Come on! Let's get it in.

That's it! Nearly there.

Pop it in!

That's it, pop it in! Yes!

Well done, my hearties!

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

That showed the naughty pirates.

Cook tried everything to stop the Swashbucklers crossing.

He dumped a load of fish in front of Libby, but she just waltzed through.

He put a barrel in Maisie's way

but she kicked it aside,

and he scattered balls as Theo whizzed by.

The tree puzzle was built in plenty of time.

Congratulations! You win!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Well done, my hearties. You've won back our first jewel.

Well done! So, Captain Sinker, you know the rule!

-AUDIENCE:

-Send down a jewel!

Oh, all right, you can have it, you jammy Swashbucklers!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Oh, look, here comes the purple one.

There you go, Blake.

Let's get it in the treasure chest. Yay!

So, we only need four more of those sparkly jewels

and then one of the naughty pirates will have to

walk the plank into the very smelly ship's mess. Ew-ew!

Ah-ah-ah!

As the ship's mess is so full,

you mustn't put any more slop in it. Understand?

Yes, Captain Sinker.

A tiny drop could cause the ship's mess to burst

and cover the whole shipwreck in smelly, stinky slime. OK?

-Yes, Captain Sinker.

-Here's your list of chores.

I need to find a way to stop this disaster.

-Right, we've got to fold the sails.

-Check!

-Scrub the decks.

-Check!

-Slop out.

-Oh...

AUDIENCE GROANS

DEEP RUMBLING

Ooh.

I saw that, Cook and Line! Captain Sinker won't be happy

when she finds out you put even more slop into the ship's mess. Oh, dear.

And she won't be happy if we win back another of my jewels,

-so, Squawk, what's the next game?

-The second game is...

Squawk! The aim of this game is to fill all the holes

with the soft-toy rats and mice.

All you have to do is bounce on the ship's sails

and pull the ropes to release the rodents.

Then your team-mates have to put them in the correct hole.

But be careful - Cook or Line will be bouncing too

and trying to stop you!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

And here are the soft-toy mice and rats

that you need to find to play the game with.

So, the small mice go into the small holes,

and the big holes are for the big rats.

Do look out, because Cook and Line will be trying to put you off.

Look at Cook there, spinning around as an octopus.

So, Theo and Libby, you're going to be the bouncing for me. Brilliant.

So, Maisie and Blake, you collect the rats and mice,

so let me give you those to start you off. OK. Are we ready to play?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers, away!

Here we go!

Oh, well done, Libby.

Keep jumping there, Theo.

Give it a big pull!

Here you go, Blake. There's some down here, look.

-Would you like some help?

-Hey! It's not you collecting them up.

Well done, Blake, you're brave. Good throw, Theo.

Oh, Cook, stop tickling me!

SHE GIGGLES

Stop it! I'm trying to help my Swashbucklers.

Stop tickling Gem! That's not helping us.

Thank you!

Where are you? Argh!

Whoa! They're mine, they're mine.

Give it back!

There are loads of rats and mice over here.

Well done, Maisie!

Agh! Agh! There are lots of mice and rats.

We are halfway now, team.

Keep going! That's it, Maisie. Good girl.

You've still got about 12 more holes to fill, Swashbucklers.

AUDIENCE CHANTS

Oh, look!

Spinning around.

Collect some more! Blake, come and get some more!

We just need the mice now.

We need lots more mice.

We just need some mice.

AUDIENCE CHANTS

Collect the little mice.

There's about nine holes left.

There's a mouse there, Maisie. There's one there. Round here.

Oh, the board's filling up!

Some more there.

-And some behind you!

-Whoo-oo-oo!

-How many more can we...

-Where's mine now? Where's mine now?

-Some down there.

Blake, there's a mouse here. There's a mouse there.

Last ten seconds coming up!

Yes!

We've made it. Well done, my hearties.

Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

I don't know what's got into Cook today.

Dressed as that giant octopus,

at first he tried to hide the rats and mice.

Then he started tickling Gem

and even tickled Blake and Maisie.

But the Swashbucklers didn't mind.

The board kept on filling up

until there were no holes left. Well done, you win!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Yes! Well done, Swashbucklers. You've won back our second jewel.

So, Captain Sinker, you know the rule!

-AUDIENCE:

-Send down a jewel!

Oh, you can have the silly jewel.

I've got plenty left.

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Oh, look, here's the white one.

So, there we go, Maisie. Into the chest, please.

Brilliant! Yes! Whoo-hoo!

I can't hang about here.

The ship's mess could burst at any minute

and ruin my beautiful ship!

The captain is going to be so angry

when she finds out we've put more slop in the ship's mess.

I know, and that rumbly noise is getting worse.

I've run out of things to put the extra slop in!

Maybe the captain was wrong about the slop

leaking over the shipwreck.

Surely, if there was that much slop in the ship's mess,

-some of it would have leaked out already.

-C-C-C-Cook...

-Maybe it just had a really bad tummy ache.

-Cook!

-What?

-Oh!

-Oh, this is bad, this is bad.

-Agh!

-What are we going to do?

The captain's going to be down any second!

OK. I'll go and see the captain

if you stay here and... Ohh!

GURGLING AND RUMBLING

Oh!

Oh! Ohhh!

Oh!

Wah!

-Oh!

-Line!

BOTH: Yes, Captain Sinker?

It's remarkable!

The noises have stopped

and the level of slop has actually gone down a little bit!

I think we're OK after all!

I'm going to add a teeny-tiny bit of slop,

just to check all is well.

PLOP!

CREAKING AND RUMBLING

Ah, yes. There's quite a lot of slop in here.

If you boys could just clean that up...

BOTH: Yes, Captain...

Ah-ha! There's a lot of slop there, but don't worry, Swashbucklers.

Cook and Line will get it all cleaned up before we play

the Shipwreck Rummage,

because we need to win back three more jewels so, to get us ready,

let's do the Swashbuckle Salute one more time!

Let me see you marching. Put your hand on your heart!

-Here we go! Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate's hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate's hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Well done.

It's the...

Squawk.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found. But be careful -

Cook, Line and Captain Sinker have hidden the jewels well,

and they must ALL be in the chest before the time runs out!

Brilliant. Now that the ship's mess has been fixed,

we are ready to play the Shipwreck Rummage.

We have to find three more jewels. Let me show you where they're hiding.

On the top deck, we have the green jewel

in one of Captain Sinker's treasure chests,

on the middle deck, the blue jewel is somewhere in the crates

of rats and mice, and on the lower deck,

the red jewel is in one of the hammocks.

Girls, you're going first. Which colour are you going for?

-Green.

-Green.

-All right, then. Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Ahoy!

Then, Swashbucklers, away!

Off you go, girls.

So, Libby and Maisie are first into the shipwreck,

hunting down the green in one of Captain Sinker's treasure chests.

They're out onto the first deck

and make their way across the front of the shipwreck and up the slope.

Look out for all those pearls!

They've made it.

Now to find which chest the jewel is in.

Maisie's got it!

They've got the green one so, boys, where are you going to go?

-We're going for the red.

-Look out for the fish.

Well done, Maisie. Off you go, boys.

Blake and Theo race off in search of the red,

as the green jewel makes it safely back to the chest.

They're at the hammocks and searching quickly.

Keep cheering, everyone!

They're making a massive mess.

Oh, it's on the floor! It's behind you!

Blake's got it!

OK, girls, I need you to get the blue one from the rats and mice, OK?

That's it. Well done, Theo. Off you go, girls.

Phew! How fast is this rummage?

Four jewels are home, one more to find.

It's the blue one in the rats and mice.

Maisie and Libby have got as far as the cannonballs.

Don't slow down now, girls. Time's running out!

They've made it through and start climbing,

as Cook pours pearls down the net!

At last, they've reached the middle deck

and need to start rummaging in those rodents.

-COOK:

-Oh, you're not going to find it!

-SQUAWK:

-I think they will, Cook!

But they've got to be quick. Yes! Libby has found it!

Get back to Gem as quickly as you can.

You're nearly there!

Brilliant! Come on!

Keep going!

Well done, Libby!

That's it, Libby. Into the chest! That's it!

Come on, in there. Come on! Yes!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Well done, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

What a rollicking rummage that was.

Maisie and Libby climbed all the way to the top deck

and grabbed the green!

The red jewel had fallen on the floor

but Blake scooped it up to bring it home.

And the girls got the blue from the rats and mice.

Five jewels are in the chest, so you win!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Brilliant. Well done, Swashbucklers.

You've won back all of my jewels.

Thank you so much.

So, now I can hand them out to you to hold on to for me.

There you go. Well done, Maisie.

-And there's one for you, Blake.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome. There you go, Libby.

-Thank you.

And Theo, and a blue one for me! Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Now we've got all five of my jewels, you know what it's time for?

One of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

But who is it going to be? Ha-ha!

Let's spin the wheel to see! Off you go, Theo!

Big spin!

Here we go.

So, will it be Cook, with the white hat,

Line with the red bandana,

or Captain Sinker with the black hat?

It's going to be...

AUDIENCE CHEERS

..Captain Sinker!

GEM LAUGHS

Oh, Captain, it's time for you to...

-AUDIENCE:

-Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

-Walk the plank!

-Oh...

SPLAT!

AUDIENCE GROANS

GEM LAUGHS

Oh, it's great to see the ship's mess full of yucky slop

and one very naughty pirate. We'll see you soon

for more Swashbuckle!

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go... #

-Swashbuckle cheer! AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!