Shipwreck in a Bottle Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates

# Took some jewels from me

# I hid onboard their pirate ship

# And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back

# Will you give me a hand?

# Hey, ho, swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo ho ho

# Hey, ho, swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates - go, go, go! #

-Will you help me win my treasure back?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Shall I make the pirates walk the plank?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, my hearties!

# Hey, ho, swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo ho ho

# Hey, ho, swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-ALL:

-Arr-harrr!

-Well done!

-LOUD CHEERING

Ahoy, there, my hearties!

Welcome aboard the Scarlet Squid for Swashbuckle!

-ALL:

-Arr-harrr!

My name's Gem, and it's great to have you all aboard.

Are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-ALL:

-Yes!

And will you help me to win back my jewels

from those very naughty pirates?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Brilliant! Now, where is Captain Sinker?

-Can you see her anywhere?

-THEY ALL SHOUT

-There she is.

-THEY ALL BOO

If you keep booing, I'll make the games even harder,

and you won't win back any jewels.

-ALL:

-Boo!

Cook! Line!

BOTH: Yes, Captain Sinker, sir! I mean...

-Oh, what's that?!

-Can we have a look?

-Please?

N-n-n-no!

This is a very precious ship in a bottle

that was handed down to me by my great-great-great-great-great...

..great grandfather.

It has been owned by some GREAT Sinker captains.

Ooh, and it's dusty. It needs a polish.

HE BLOWS

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

If you polish the floor,

my boots,

all the plates,

and are very, very, very good,

I might let you polish the bottle.

Captain Sinker is even bossier than normal today.

Right! Time to meet my Swashbuckling team, Squawk!

And today we've got Emily!

Emily is seven and has a kitten called Izzy.

She'll be hoping for a PURR-FECT performance(!)

Her Swashbuckle name is Black Boot Emily!

Next it's Phoebe.

Phoebe is six and loves relaxing in her comfy bed.

But there'll be no resting with the pirate games to play.

Her Swashbuckle name is Black Tooth Phoebe.

Meet another Emily!

Emily is five and loves riding horses.

So, hopefully, she'll gallop home with a win.

Her Swashbuckle name is Dangerous Emily.

Finally, it's Gracie.

Gracie is five and enjoys ballet,

so she should be able to pirouette past the pirates!

Her Swashbuckle name is Boom Gracie.

LOUD CHEERING

Welcome aboard to my new team of Swashbucklers.

Great to have you here, girls.

So, you're going to help me win back my jewels from Captain Sinker,

but I need to make sure you're ready for the challenge

by doing the Swashbuckle salute!

Let me see you marching,

hands on your hearts...

Here we go!

Eye patch.

-ALL:

-Eye patch!

-Pirate hat?

-ALL:

-Pirate hat!

Swashbuckle cheer?

-ALL:

-Arr-harr!

-Fantastic!

You are definitely ready. So, Squawk, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers

need to work as a team as you take part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game

Captain Sinker will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels and one of

the naughty pirates will walk the plank into the ship's mess!

LOUD CHEERING

OK, Swashbucklers, here is our Treasure Chest.

When you win back my jewels from Captain Sinker,

we'll pop them in here to keep them safe.

Hah! The jewels are mine now -

you won't win them!

The first game is very tricky.

We like a challenge, Sinker. So, you know what I say? Bring it on!

First game is Shivering Timbers!

The aim of the game is to make the Octopus Jigsaw.

All you have to do is walk along the plank

to collect the jigsaw pieces.

But be careful - Cook and Line will stop you from crossing

and hide the pieces, too.

CHEERING

Here's the picture of the octopus that you need to build

with the eight puzzle pieces.

Two are already there, to start you off -

so the other six are way over there

hiding by Cook and Line

who are being very, very silly.

Now, do remember that if you fall in,

you have to go back to the side you were coming from.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach across

and close the Treasure Chest to play the game.

Girls, you'll go first for me? Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arr-harr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Off you go, Gracie. That's it, Emily! Well done!

Come on, everyone - cheer them on!

ALL CHEER THEM ON

Careful, Gracie... Oh!

She's fallen in - yes!

Back this side, Gracie.

Gracie, just jump back in and come back.

Wait for Emily to come back then go again. Ready?

That's it, Emily. Off you go, Gracie.

Now, Phoebe, you can go now, too.

Maybe wait for another piece, to see where that one goes.

Well done, Gracie! Grab it.

Yeah!

Now bring it back.

LOUD CHEERING

Well done.

You did really, really well.

Oh, keep going. That's it.

Our second piece over there. Emily, off you go.

Make it harder for them!

Oh, no...!

That piece is in with Phoebe. Never mind.

Go back to the other side, Phoebe.

We've got four pieces left to get. Come on!

-That's it, try again, Phoebe.

-It's that big one in the middle!

I know, that big sack's tricky!

Well done, Phoebe, you've made it. Good work, Emily.

Emily and Gracie, off you go. You'll have to be quick.

Quick - the tentacle's nearly at the chest!

Brilliant, girls.

Emily, that looks like a piece of the eye!

Maybe put that piece at the top? That's it, girls.

We need those last two pieces.

Brilliant!

Brilliant! As quick as you can.

Get it in then, Gracie.

Well done, we're nearly there.

-Squish it in! That's it!

-WILD CHEERING

Great work, girls. Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

What a Timber-tastic game!

The life belts were swinging

but the girls' timed it well and dodged them all.

Gracie grabbed a jigsaw piece and another fell down, too!

Emily even caused Cook to tumble in

as she dashed past.

With all the octopus puzzle pieces in place...

Swashbucklers, it's a WIN!

CHEERING

Well done, my hearties!

You've won black our first jewel.

Fantastic.

So, Captain Sinker, you know the rule...

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel!

Oh, all right, have it!

It's not even my favourite.

-Yeah!

-ALL:

-Yay!

Oh, wow, we love this one, it's the green one.

There you go, Gracie.

Pop it in the chest for me, please. That's it.

Well done. Brilliant!

-ALL:

-Yay!

So, we only need four more of those sparkly jewels

and then one naughty pirate will have to walk the plank.

-ALL:

-Ew!

Oh, no, Captain.

You've broken your great-great- great-great-great-great-

-great-great-great-great-great...

-..great great great...

..great grandfather's ship in a bottle!

Oh, no, you great clowns!

I thought I'd make my OWN ship in a bottle...of the Scarlet Squid!

You'll never fit the whole Scarlet Squid in there!

Not the ACTUAL ship...!

This tiny model of it.

Well, how it used to look, before we crashed into the island.

Oh, yeah. Cook, look at our tiny little hammocks!

Get away! I need complete silence

and no distractions.

You can count on us!

LAUGHTER

Oh, dear! I don't think Cook and Line can be quiet for ONE minute!

Come on, Squawk. We want to play our next game.

The second game is Swashbubbles.

The aim of the game is to knock over all the coloured barrels.

All you have to do, is use your

Swashbubbles to topple those towers.

But be careful, Cook and Line will be getting in your way.

LOUD CHEERING

And here you are inside your Swashbubbles,

but look out - because Line is also in a Swashbubble

pulling funny faces,

and Cook is spinning around as an octopus,

and they will try to put you off.

Emily and Gracie, you'll go first.

Once you bash over the barrel, make your way back

to bounce-tag into Phoebe and Emily for your turn, OK?

So, are we ready to play?

ALL: Arr-harrr!

Swashbucklers, away!

Off you go, girls! Whee!

That's it, balance over those barrels.

Look out for Line.

Quick, go, go, go!

That's it, girls. Keep going.

Go for the red barrel - that's it!

And a big push...

Brilliant! Well done.

Whee...!

Brilliant. As fast as you can.

Oh, dear. Line's in our way!

That's it, girls.

Keep going.

Ready...

And...go!

Brilliant. Well done.

That's it - push past the octopus, girls!

We going for the green barrel. Big push...

Yeah.

Keep coming back, then.

So you're two barrels down.

That's it, quick, whilst he's down!

Well done, girls. We're halfway, now, team.

That's it, keep pushing past Line.

You can do it. Well done.

Up you jump, well done.

Phoebe keep going. Emily and Gracie, you ready?

We've got one minute left.

Quick as you can. Go!

So we've two more barrels we need to knock over.

That's it, girls.

Yes! Brilliant!

Get in their way!

Bounce around Line.

Bounce him out of the way. Give him a big push.

That's it. Good work, girl.

And look out for those octopus tentacles spinning around.

You've only got less than 30 seconds.

Go as quick as you can to get this jewel. Go!

Go, girls! Come on!

Well done!

Come on, girls. Last 10 seconds!

Ten,

nine, eight... Come on!

..seven, six, five,

four, three, two... Whoa!

My goodness me, that was a close one. Well done!

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you!

What an exciting game!

Emily and Gracie were the first in,

and bounced the naughty pirates everywhere.

The red barrel was toppled

and so was Line. Ha-ha...!

In fact, he spent more time on the floor than on his feet!

It was close in the end,

but Phoebe and Emily knocked over the yellow barrel

just before the bell rang.

Gem, it's a WIN!

-ALL:

-Yay!

Yes!

Brilliant! You did it again, girls.

We've got another jewel,

so, Captain Sinker, you know the rule.

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel!

Well, all right. You can have this one.

But you'd still need three more!

-ALL:

-Yay!

Yes, come on! Yeah.

Oh, wow!

It's the blue one, great.

There you go, Phoebe. In the chest, please.

Brilliant! Well done.

Right, I'm off to get the Scarlet Squid into a bottle.

Get your eyes off my ship!

What do you think you're doing?

Well, Captain, I finished slopping out,

-so I thought I could polish your ship now.

-Careful!

Now, look at this floor.

-It needs a good wet mop.

-Yes, ma'am!

Finally, some peace and quiet.

Perfect for getting my ship in its bottle.

# A sailor went to sea, sea, sea...#

Shh!

# To see what he could see, see, see...#

I said, quiet!

-WHISPERS:

-# But all that he could see, see, see...#

Grrr...!

THEY WHISTLE THE REST

Quiet!

SPLASH!

SPLASH!

Harrrh...!

SPLASH!

SPLASH!

Haarrh...!

Right, that's it!

Have you quite finished?!

Take those buckets to the ship's mess.

COOK AND LINE: Shh...!

MOP CLATTERS

FLOORBOARD CREAKS

CREAK!

CREAK!

CREAK, CREAK, CREAK, CREAK!

Grrr...! This is the last straw!

Whoa-oh-oh... This floor's still slippy.

SHE GASPS

My Scarlet Squid in a bottle! You did it!

Hurray! Give it to me.

I'll give it to her. I've got delicate fingers.

I'll give it to her. I've got longer arms.

-I've got a nicer smile.

-I've got bigger eyes.

THEY SPEAK AT ONCE

-BOTH:

-OK, you have it.

Oh, look, it's like the real Scarlet Squid...

Covered in slop.

You're welcome.

Swashbucklers, we need three more jewels

to make sure one of those pirates walks the plank.

So to get ready for the Shipwreck Rummage

let's do the Swashbuckle Salute.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart...

Here we go!

Eye patch.

-ALL:

-Eye patch!

-Pirate's hat.

Pirate's hat!

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arr-harr!

It's the Shipwreck Rummage!

HE SQUAWKS

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful - Cook, Line, and Captain Sinker

have hidden the jewels well,

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out!

LOUD CHEERING

OK, Swashbucklers. Here is where the three jewels are hiding.

Up on the top deck, the white jewel is in one of the birds' nests.

The purple jewel is on the middle deck over in the laundry.

And on the lower deck, we have the red jewel in one of the hammocks.

So, Phoebe and Gracie, will you go first for me?

-Which colour will you go for?

-BOTH:

-Purple.

The laundry? Watch out for the smelly socks.

-Ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arr-harr!

Swashbucklers, away!

Come on, girls!

Great job dodging that basketful from Line.

Phoebe and Gracie at going straight to the laundry

to find the purple jewel.

While, the beach balls are bouncing all over the place.

Come on, girls!

Look in the smelly socks!

Just ignore Cook - he's trying to confuse you!

Give it a shake out.

Reach in, Phoebe, it's in there somewhere!

-Just bring the whole sock down!

-Yes! She's got it!

Now, get it back to Gem!

They got the purple one, where will you go?

-White one.

-White one? OK. Brilliant.

Through the middle and...off you go!

The Emilys are off,

and they're heading for the top deck

as the purple makes it safely home!

Oh, no! Here come the pearls!

Keep climbing!

They are on the first deck now,

but they need to get up to Captain Sinker.

Cook's tipping a barrel down the slope.

The pearls are raining down

as the girls get in the tunnel.

Emily's reaching up

and they've got the white jewel!

Great, they have the white one at the top.

Now go to the hammock and find the red one when they get back, OK?

Quick as you can, Emily.

The others can't leave till you get back.

Round the side!

Well done, Emily!

Off you go, girls! Brilliant.

That's the white back.

But there's one more to find.

Oh, no! We're running out of time.

The tentacle is nearly at the chest!

We're running out of time, quick!

Last 10 seconds. Eight, seven...

Keep looking, girls!

It must be there somewhere!

Where is it?

Two, one...

Aw...!

Time is up. Come on out, girls.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

What a tricky rummage!

Phoebe found the purple, but had a job

to get the jewel out of the stinky sock!

The Emily's flew up to the bird's nest, and grabbed the white,

but it wasn't enough time left

to find the red jewel in the hammocks.

A great effort but sorry, Gem,

you didn't get all five jewels.

-LOUD CHEERING

-Aw, well done, girls.

You tried so hard.

But unfortunately, we couldn't get the red jewel in the chest in time

so none of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank today.

-But have you had a good time?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Brilliant. Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers!

-ALL:

-Yay!

Oh, ha-ha, I knew I wouldn't have to walk the plank today!

Well, we tried our best

and I'm very proud of my Swashbucklers.

Boys, did you hear the news? Boys!

Yes, Captain.

And we've got even more good news for you.

Cook and I decided to give your ship in a bottle a wash.

Aw...! The day gets better and better.

And we tried it off by giving it a big shake like this.

Laughter.

No...!

My ship in a bottle. It's in pieces, ruined!

A shipwreck in a bottle - brilliant!

We'll see you next time for more Swashbuckle!

CHEERING

# Hey, ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo ho ho

# Hey, ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo ho ho

# Hey, ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-ALL:

-Arr-harrr!