Sinker's Holiday Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back

# Will you give me a hand?

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go, Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go Take on the pirates, go, go, go... #

-Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall I make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go, Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go, Take on the pirates, go, go, go... #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yayyyy!

Ahoy, then, me hearties. Welcome to Swashbuckle.

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard.

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Are we all ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Now, where is that naughty Captain Sinker?

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

Stop booing, you horrible Swashjigglers!

Now, where is my crew?

Cook, Line!

Say seaweed everyone!

-AUDIENCE:

-Seaweed!

What are you doing? Get over here right now!

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Sinker, sir, I mean ma'am.

What is that weird stick thingy?

It's a selfie stick, Captain.

It makes it easier to take photos with our "camerar".

Ah-ha!

We're entering this competition where you have to take

the best holiday selfie EVER.

Ooh! I love competitions.

-What's the prize?

-The most amazing holiday EVER.

All you have to do, is take a holiday selfie

and send it in, and then the best selfie wins!

-Oh, give me that!

-BOTH:

-Oh, Captain!

I'm the one around here who needs a holiday the most.

I'm going to enter the competition, and I'm going to win!

Oh, well, while Captain Sinker's off taking selfies, I think

we need to meet today's Swashbucklers. Squawk, over to you.

Playing today, we've got Paige.

Paige is six. She loves sport and running on the spot.

Her Swashbuckle name is Gold Paige.

Meet Katie. Katie is seven years old.

Her favourite food is bananas.

Her Swashbuckle name is Black Boot Katie.

Next, it's Alex. Alex is seven and enjoys playing dodge ball.

His Swashbuckle name is Crewman Alex.

Finally, we've got Paul.

Paul is five and wants to be an engineer when he's older.

Let's hope he can engineer a win for the Swashbucklers today.

His Swashbuckle name is Wooden Leg Paul.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

Welcome aboard to my newest team of Swashbucklers,

here to help me win back my jewels from Captain Sinker.

But I need to make sure that you are ready

by doing the Swashbuckle Salute.

So, let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart!

Here we go!

-Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Yes, we are ready, and look at our treasure chest.

So we'll put all the jewels in here

when we win them back a little bit later.

Good luck with that, Gem.

There's only going to be one winner around here today, and that's me.

I wouldn't be so sure about that, Sinker.

Squawk, what's the first game?

Your first game is Shivering Timbers.

The aim of the game is to make the treasure chest jigsaw.

All you have to do is walk along the plank to collect the jigsaw pieces.

But be careful, Cook and Line will stop you from crossing

and hide the pieces too.

-Have fun, Swashbucklers!

-Thank you, Squawk.

And here is the picture of our treasure chest.

There are eight pieces of the puzzle, but don't tell

the pirates, I've managed to sneak two in there to start you off.

So you have to find six the other side of the plank where Line

is very slowly lifting them up.

Look out for Cook too because he may try to

make you fall in with his juggling balls. Ha-ha.

But if you do fall in, don't worry,

just go back to the side that you were coming from, OK?

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out

across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

So, Katie and Paul, will you go first for me? Are we ready to play?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

-Swashbucklers away!

Let's cheer them on, everyone, come on!

-AUDIENCE:

-Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul.

Paul's across very speedily.

Come on, Katie, good girl!

Well balanced.

That's it, Paul.

Watch out for those flying balls.

That's a good idea to use

the puzzle piece to block him.

There you go, Paul, well done.

OK, Paige, off you go.

Wait a minute, Alex.

Keep going, Katie!

Cook, you're not paying attention!

Ha-ha, Cook's falling in.

Well done, Katie.

Off you go, Alex. That's it.

Oh, no, Line's hiding a piece.

We are halfway now, Swashbucklers.

Ready? That's it.

Quick as you can, Alex. Keep going!

Good work.

Ooh, can they pass each other?

Try and creep round each other.

That's it, well done.

Ready, Paul, off you go. Well done, Alex.

OK, let's put this piece in.

In the top there.

Great, we need two more pieces!

That's it. Brilliant. Well done.

Can we help push it in? That's it! Brilliant!

Bring them over!

We're running out of time!

Come and help! That's it!

Ten, nine, eight...

Hey!

We've finished. Turn it round,

turn it round! Quick!

Go over there! Turn them round!

Ding-ding-ding-ding!

Time is up.

I'm not sure that we got all the pieces together in time,

so, Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, how did we do?

Shiver my timbers! Great balancing, Swashbucklers!

Paul and Katie got off to a flying start while Cook took a tumble.

Alex first had to shimmy past Paige,

then squeeze past Katie to make it back.

The Swashbucklers got all of the pieces

but didn't make the picture in time.

Sorry, Gem! It's a lose.

Oh, Swashbucklers!

We were so close,

but we couldn't quite get the puzzle together in time.

But don't worry, we can still

win that jewel back a little bit later, OK?

Ha-ha! No jewel for you, Gem.

I might take this one on holiday with me

when I win the selfie competition.

Don't be so sure about that, Captain Sinker.

If we win back all five of my jewels, then one of you naughty

pirates will have to walk the plank into the smelly ship's mess.

-AUDIENCE:

-Eurgh!!

Eurgh!

How's that prize-winning holiday selfie coming along, Captain?

Not completely to plan. I can't seem to get these selfies right, look.

Oh, yes, that's a good one, Captain,

I can see right up your nose. Ha-ha.

Yeah, they're not very good.

Captain, if you do win this holiday,

-would you actually leave me and Line here all alone?

-Absolutely.

Oh, but we'd miss you, Captain Sinker.

Just remember, if I win the holiday,

you'll have the entire ship to yourselves.

The entire ship to ourselves?

-BOTH:

-Party!

Cook, Line, I order you to help me win the competition!

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Sinker!

Well, we haven't got time to take selfies.

We want to play another game to try and win one of my jewels.

Squawk, what's next?

The second game is Wacky Whirlpool.

Squawk.

The aim of the game is to fill all six holes in the whirlpool.

All you have to do is collect the cannonballs and roll them

down the ramp and past the fish.

But be careful, the whirlpool will be spinning

and Cook and Line will be trying to stop you.

Thank you, Squawk.

And here is one of the soft cannonballs you need to

collect from way over there in the crates and then bring them

back to the whirlpool. But look out for the pesky pirates.

Line is over there with his big net

and he might try to catch them in there.

And do look out for Cook, too, who's not cooking the fish,

he's going to be flinging them.

Now, Alex, I'm going to hand you that ball to start you off, OK?

-Are we ready to play? AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Oh, Alex is going to

collect another one.

He didn't quite manage to get

that one in a hole.

We've got six holes to fill.

Is it going to go in?

Oh, it bounced in.

Yes, it did! Well done.

We got one in.

Ooh, try again. That's it.

They're going to bounce off the fish.

Ooh, didn't get that one either.

Go and collect another one, Katie.

Oh, yes, it has!

It came off the back of your foot, Line.

Thank you very much helping us out.

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Go for it, Paul!

Watch out for flying fish!

There's cannonballs everywhere.

In! Yes! Well done.

Only three more holes to fill.

Ooh, that was so close then, Paul.

Let's try again. Keep going.

Wait for the hole to come round.

That's it. Line it up and roll

them down.

Ooh, that was a close one.

Let's try again.

Well done, Paul! That's four in.

-Flying fish!

-Ready, and go!

Let's see if we can get this one.

-Oh, so close.

-Oh, he missed!

Let's try again. We're starting to

run out of time, me hearties.

This is a good one. Is it going in?

Is it going in?

Yes, it is! One more!

Come on, Katie!

Oh, that was so close.

Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six, five,

four, three, two...

Any more to go in?

Ding-ding-ding-ding!

Oh, we're out of time! You did so well, me hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

What a Whacky Whirlpool!

The first cannonball dropped straight in between Line's feet.

Then balls two and three followed in fast.

After ball four, lucky Paul got a bounce off a fish for the fifth.

Time was running out fast. It was so close,

but sorry, Gem, it's a lose!

Oh, Swashbucklers, we were so close again, but don't worry,

we can still win back all five of my jewels a little bit later.

Oh, Gem!

I've got something here to make things a little bit better.

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

Hm. What's this? Hang on.

-Why do I want a framed selfie of you, Captain?

-Hee-hee.

I thought it could be a little reminder of my wonderful face

when I'm off on my holidays. Ha-ha.

Don't get ahead of yourself, Captain.

We could still win back all five of my jewels

and then one of you naughty pirates will have to walk the plank.

That's not going to happen. Now, where are Cook and Line?

They're meant to be helping me win this competition.

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

Cook, Line, help me.

In all my selfies, I just look like a boring pirate captain.

-Well, you kind of are a boring pirate captain.

-Yeah, no offence.

Well, how can I take the most amazing holiday selfie EVER

-and win the holiday?

-We've had an idea.

How about we bring the holiday to you?

Da-ra!

See, Captain Sinker?

It looks like you're taking an amazing beach holiday selfie.

Yes, do we really need the seaweed?

Yes. Yes, we do.

-We could do better.

-OK, OK, OK. How about...

a skiing holiday selfie?

Ha-ha! Wheeeee!

-This isn't going to win.

-How about...

..jungle holiday selfie?

-Sssssssss...

-Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ah-ah-ah-ah.

There's still something missing.

Oh, I know, I know.

Because we're in the swampy jungle,

how about a little bit of swampy messy?

-Just a little bit...

-A little bitty bitty?

Maybe a tiny bit.

Right, take this, because if we're going to make the perfect selfie,

we'll have to work as a team.

-Very good, very good.

-Right.

-Now, lift it up.

-OK.

-Higher.

No, it's still at an angle, you need to twist it.

-Are you sure?

-Yes!

Now we're ready for the perfect photo.

-Now!

-OK.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Quick! Send it to the competition people!

-Done.

-You're definitely going to win.

-You're welcome.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Oh, those silly pirates.

Now, me hearties, we have to win back all five of my

-jewels now in the Shipwreck Rummage. Are we ready for it? AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

Well, let's do the Swashbuckle Salute then,

one more time. Let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your heart.

Here we go.

-Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer.

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

-Yeah-heh! Bring it on!

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels that

have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map, because X marks the spot where

each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful, Cook, Line and Captain Sinker have hidden the

jewels well, and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

OK, me hearties. You have to find all five of my jewels.

This is a tough challenge, but I think you can do it.

Let me show you where they're hiding.

Up on the top deck, we have the blue one in one of

Captain Sinker's treasure chests.

On the middle deck, we have the green jewel over in the laundry.

And the white jewel in one of the crates of rats and mice.

And on the lower deck, we have the red jewel in the hammocks

and the purple one in the cannonballs.

OK, Paul and Paige, you go first for me. Which colour will you get?

-Green.

-OK then, are we ready to play? AUDIENCE:

-Arr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Paul and Paige are off.

They've got five jewels to find.

And Line isn't making it easy.

And neither is Cook, flinging those fish!

They're already at the laundry,

and Paige has gone straight for the stripey shorts.

-Found it!

-She's got the green jewel.

They've got the green one, so where are you going to go next?

The blue one.

The blue one, right to the top, OK.

Look out for Captain Sinker.

Are you ready? Off you go for the blue one. Right at the top.

Alex and Katie are heading for the blue.

And that's the green jewel safely in the chest.

The Swashbucklers have climbed fast,

but watch out for Cook tipping that barrel.

Keep going. It's a long climb to the top of the ship.

-They've made it! And Alex has got the blue jewel.

-Ready!

OK, they've got the blue one, so where are you guys going to go next?

-Red.

-The red one. OK, the hammocks.

Great sliding, Alex.

-Off you go.

-That's the blue jewel back. Three more to find.

And Paul and Paige are already at the hammocks.

-I'm going to find it first!

-Where's that red jewel?

There it is! Paige has found it.

OK, they found the red one.

Where are you going next? OK, purple. Ready, and off you go.

Well done! Right in the middle, that's it.

-There you go.

-The red jewel is in the chest!

Just two more jewels to get.

Alex and Katie are super speedy to the cannonballs.

Katie's got the purple jewel.

OK! They've got the purple one, so now I need you to get the white

one in the crates of rats and mice, OK?

Off you go! Into the chest, into the chest. That's it.

-Well done.

-That's four jewels back to the chest.

Quick, Swashbucklers, there's still one more jewel to find,

and you're running out of time!

Paige and Paul have made it to the rats and mice,

but where's that final jewel?

Don't let Cook and Line put you off.

Paige has found the white jewel.

Go, go, go! Get back to the chest!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

Well done, me hearties, you did it, brilliant!

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

What a fantastic five-jeweller.

Cook and Line tried everything to hold up the Swashbucklers, but

with four jewels found, it came down to finding the final white jewel.

Paige grabbed it, and with seconds left,

made a speedy slide back to the chest.

It's a win!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

You did it! Well done, me hearties.

Thank you so much for winning all of my five jewels back.

Now I can share them out with you to hold onto for me.

-So there you go, Paige.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome. There you go Alex.

-Thank you.

-That's OK. One for you, Paul.

-Thank you.

-And there you go Katie.

-Thank you.

-And the blue one for me!

Let's hold them up and say a big well done to my Swashbucklers.

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Now that we have all five of my jewels,

do you know what it's time for?

One of these naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

But who's it going to be? Katie, let's spin the wheel to see.

Off we go. Big spin.

Will it be Cook with the white hat,

Captain Sinker with the black hat or Line with the red bandanna?

It's going to be Line!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

So you pesky pirates, it's time for you to walk the plank!

-AUDIENCE:

-Walk the plank!

-AUDIENCE:

-Walk the plank!

-AUDIENCE:

-Walk the plank!

-AUDIENCE:

-Walk the plank!

Aaarrggghhhhh!

-AUDIENCE:

-Eurgh!

Eurgh! Yuk! Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh! Captain Sinker, there seems to be an urgent

message in a bottle for you.

-Ooh, what does it say?

-Oh, let's have a look.

It says, "The best holiday selfie EVER competition."

You've won!

What? I've won the most amazing holiday ever? Wowee! Yes!

-Oh, I'm so excited!!

-Oh, well done, Captain.

-Right, well, I'm off.

Ohh, we're going to miss you, Captain Sinker.

-Ohh!

-No! Don't go!

-Oh!

Yes, well, I suppose I'll miss you two, too.

Well, do let us know how you get on

on your lovely holiday, Captain.

Will do, Gem. Right, well, I'm off.

See you! Wouldn't want to be you!

-BOTH:

-Bye, Captain Sinker.

Bye, Captain.

Well, Captain Sinker is off on her holidays,

but we'll be back again very soon for more Swashbuckle.

See you then, bye-bye!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go-go-go... #

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harrr!