The New Captain Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Yeah!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Welcome to Swashbuckle!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ahoy!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard.

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Now, Captain Sinker has won an amazing holiday.

I wonder what she's up to.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Cook, Line, you look nice and relaxed.

We are, Gem. Captain Sinker's away on her holiday

so we thought we'd have a holiday here.

Yeah! No more slopping up for us.

We're just going to chillax, mate!

Yeah, mate!

No captain aboard the Scarlet Squid.

Well, that means winning my jewels back is going to be so easy today!

Ha! Maybe I'll have a little bit of a chillax as well.

WHISTLE SOUNDS

I don't think so!

Hup, two, three, four!

Sit up straight!

Hup, two, three, four!

And where's your eye patch?

Hup, two, three, four!

And halt!

-Cook...

-Aah!

Line...

Gem...

Um, who are you?

I am Captain Chief Admiral Pirate Tremendous And Incredibly Nasty III.

That's an awful lot to remember.

You can call me Captain Captain for short.

BOTH: Yes, Captain Captain!

For short!

I am Chief Captain of all the pirates ever.

And Captain Sinker has sent me to guard her jewels

while she's on her holiday.

I think you'll find they're my jewels...

I'm in charge now and I run a very tight ship!

Cook, Line, follow me!

About turn!

-SHE BLOWS WHISTLE

-And, right, two, three, four.

What's going on? Where am I going?

Right, two, three, four.

Oh, dear. I don't there will be any relaxing after all.

So, Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today, we've got Sayid!

Sayid is seven years old and loves writing stories.

His Swashbuckle name is Sandstorm Sayid!

This is Katie!

Katie is also seven and has two guinea pigs called Al and Mo.

Her Swashbuckle name is Barnacle Katie!

Meet Lucy!

Lucy is seven and loves karate.

Her Swashbuckle name is Typhoon Lucy!

Finally, we've got Alfie!

Alfie is seven and plays rugby.

He and his team are sure to tackle all the games today.

His Swashbuckle name is Admiral Alfie!

Ahoy there, my hearties!

Welcome aboard to my new team of Swashbucklers.

And they are here to help me win back my jewels

from that new Captain Captain.

But I need to make sure that you are ready for the challenge,

so let's do the Swashbuckle salute!

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your heart.

Here we go.

-Eye patch. SWASHBUCKLERS:

-Eye patch!

-Pirate hat. SWASHBUCKLERS:

-Pirate hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer! ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Well done, my hearties.

Now come over here, look. This is our treasure chest.

So, when you win my jewels back from Captain Captain,

we'll put them here to keep them safe from her.

Ha! Not going to happen!

The jewels are mine now!

Best get used to losing with Captain Captain in charge.

Moving on.

I think you'll find they are MY jewels, Captain Captain,

and we are ready to win them back fair and square, so bring it on!

Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

The aim of the game is to build a statue of me.

All you have to do is cross the rock pool

to collect the pieces from the other side.

But be careful of Cook and Line

because they'll be trying to block your path!

Go for it, Swashbucklers!

Thank you, Squawk. And here is your picture of the statue

we have to build today, with six more of the puzzle pieces

way over the other side of the stepping stones in those crates.

But watch out for the pesky pirates, because Cook is going to be

flinging fish at you, and Line will be moving the barrels around

to try and put you off!

Now, if you do fall in, don't worry, but just go back to the side

that you were coming from, OK?

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out across

the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

Sayid and Katie, will you go first for me?

Brilliant! Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers - away!

Let's get that jewel back, team, come on!

Oh, watch out, Katie, watch out!

Oh, Line! Oh, well done!

Brilliant. Come on then, Sayid!

Look out for those stepping stones. Oh, no!

And he's in! Well done, Line!

Oh, watch out, Katie!

We've got one Swashbuckler in, we don't want another in.

OK, off you go! There you go, good girl.

Keep going, be careful!

Go, go, go! That's it!

Release the fish, Line!

Wah! Argh!

OK, off you go, Katie!

Well done, Lucy! Good work, Sayid!

How are we doing here? We've got four pieces over.

These are the feathers. Where are they going to go?

Have a look at the picture.

Oh, they've got the last two! Release the crate!

Oh, look out!

Oh, no! It's on Katie's head!

That's it! Brilliant!

OK. Let's finish building it up.

We've got all the pieces we need now.

Work together to put the pieces on there.

That's it. Watch out for the flying fish everywhere!

-Come on, Sayid!

-That's it. Can you lift them up together?

Have we done it? That's it!

Yes! Well done, my hearties, you did it!

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

Super stepping, Swashbucklers!

You stood up to Line's wobbling,

Sayid sped across the stones and

Katie even avoided falling off under all those fish!

The Swashbucklers were too swift for the pirates!

It's a win!

CHEERING

Yes, you did it, my hearties!

Thank you so much! You've won back our first jewel.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule...

-ALL:

-Send down the jewel!

Oh, all right! I do like rules but I'm not sure I like this one.

Here it is.

There we go, it's the purple one.

Into the chest, please, Sayid.

Brilliant! Yes!

CHEERING

Only four more jewels into the chest

and one of the pirates will end up in the stinky ship's mess!

Finally, a moment away from Captain Captain.

And relax.

WHISTLE BLOWS

Look at this place!

There's slop everywhere!

Oh, yuckity, yuckity, yuck!

I need it all slopping out!

-Yeah, you do, don't you?

-It's everywhere.

-Now!

-BOTH: Yes, Captain Captain!

And slop, two, three, four! Chuck the slop, look there's more!

Faster, two, three, four! Faster, two, three, four!

I can't keep up, Line!

-Slow her down!

-Captain Captain, two, three, four?

Yes, two, three, four?

Tell us a bit about yourself, two, three, four.

Well, for many a year, I have sailed the seven seas and have stolen more

treasure than any other pirate.

BOTH: Wow!

As chief Pirate Captain, I also wrote this.

The Pirate Handbook.

And it contains all of the pirate rules, like...

Always obey your captain when she tells you...

-..to get back to work!

-BOTH: Yes, Captain Captain!

Faster, two, three, four! Faster, two, three, four!

There'll be no relaxing for Cook and Line with Captain Captain about.

Come on, pirates, we want to play another game

and win back another of my jewels.

Squawk, what's the next game?

The second game is...

The aim of the game is to knock over all ten targets.

All you have to do is collect the soft green cannonballs,

load them in the cannons, and fire them.

But be careful, Cook and Line will be sneaky and try to stop you.

Good luck, swashbucklers!

Thanks, Squawk.

And here is the green squashy ball you need to collect to play the game

and not the yellow and the blue ones that Cook and Line have put in there

to try and put you off.

And you'll find them in the basket over there,

so collect them as quickly as you can.

But watch out for the pesky pirates.

They will try to put you off, so Alfie and Lucy,

you're going to be firing the cannons for me.

Brilliant. Said and Katie, you have to collect the green squishy balls,

so, there you go, let me give you that one to start you off.

Before we do, though, are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then, Swashbucklers - away!

Come on, let's fire down those targets.

Here we go.

You both got Line at the same time!

He's not one of the targets we need to knock down.

Oh, that was a close one, Lucy, well done.

Yes! Well done, Alfie. First one down.

That's it, quick as you can, Katie.

Good girl. Yes, another one down! Brilliant!

So, aim them at the target.

We want to get the boats down and the sea creatures.

We can do this.

A bit too high, Lucy. Aim it a little bit lower.

What is all this silliness?

Come on. Yeah!

Yes!

Stop them!

Yes, good work.

Oh, look at this. We're on a roll now, Swashbucklers.

We've got the four ones on the edges to get.

These are always the most tricky.

Last ten seconds are coming up, team.

Ten - yes - nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four...

Yes, two more, come on!

Can we do it? Oh, just out of time.

Good effort, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

You showed them who's boss, Swashbucklers!

Alfie and Lucy got a double whammy, hitting Line at the same time.

And Cook was dodging out of the way as targets fell.

It was close, but sorry, Gem, you lose.

Oh, Swashbucklers, that was a great effort but don't worry,

we can still get that jewel back a little bit later, OK?

WHISTLE BLOWS Ow!

Aha-ha-ha! Looks like I get to keep the jewel, Gem.

But here's a gift for you.

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

What's this?

A little copy of your Pirate Handbook?

Yes, it's pocket sized so you can take it everywhere with you.

A little light reading.

Thanks. Maybe I'll have a look at that later.

But if we do win back all five of my jewels,

one of you naughty pirates might just

end up in the stinky ship's mess.

We'll see, shall we?

Right, where's that new crew of mine?

They had better be working hard.

Phew! Finally, we got away from Captain Captain.

Yeah. I might grab myself a quick nap.

Or...

How about another quick hula?

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Cook, Line!

BOTH: Yes, Captain Captain.

Look at the state of this cabin.

Grab those mops.

I want it sparkling clean.

And mop, two, three, four.

Mop, two, three, four.

Faster, two, three, four.

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Stop!

-Oh, that's a relief.

What is this bucket of slop doing in the captain's cabin?

I don't know. I'll ask him.

So, bucket, I hope you don't mind me asking, but...

-Silence!

-Ssh.

This is outrageous.

I can't believe what I'm seeing.

Never in all my years on the high seas have I ever witnessed

buckets of slop in the captain's cabin.

And if you two don't sort this out, I'm going to...

I'm going to...

-I'm going to...

-What are we going to...do?

I don't know. She's so...angry.

I know!

HE STRUMS A CHORD

Hula?

Ah-ha-ha-ha, yes!

I do love a good hula!

Now I'm in the mood.

You're a wonderful dancer, Captain.

Yes, I am, aren't I?

Ah... You know, she does remind me of Captain Sinker.

Yeah, always covered in slop.

There is that same angry lip wobble.

Oh, the same angry eyes!

Yeah. Oh, I'd missed that.

You're going to fit in here just fine.

OK, me hearties, you have to win back

four more of my jewels now to make sure one of the

naughty pirates walks the plank.

But before we play the shipwreck rummage,

let's do the Swashbuckle salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart.

Here we go.

-Eye patch.

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat.

-Pirate hat.

-Swashbuckle cheer.

-Arrr-harrr!

Yes, we're ready.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage!

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map, because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Captain have

hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

CHEERING

OK, Swashbucklers, you've got to get back four of my jewels now

so let me show you where they are hiding.

Up on the top deck we have the red jewel in one of the birds' nests.

Then on the middle deck, the blue jewel is in the pool of pearls.

And on the lower deck, the green jewel is in the hammocks.

And the white jewel is in the rope store.

Lucy and Sayid, will you go first for me?

Thank you. Which colour would you go for?

-White.

-All right, then. Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then, Swashbucklers - away.

Come on, let's get those jewels back.

Sayid and Lucy are off, and setting a great pace.

They are already in the rope store.

Hey, Swashbucklers, up here!

What's Cook doing there?

Lucy has got the white jewel.

Great, they've got the white one, so where are you going next?

-We are going for the blue one.

-The blue one?

OK, to the Pool Of Pearls.

Quick, swashbucklers! Get the jewel back to the chest.

Into the chest there, Lucy. Well done.

The white jewel is back. Now it's Alfie and Katie's turn.

They're after the blue jewel.

Great swimming, Alfie!

-LINE:

-How did he find that?

-SQUAWK:

-He's got the jewel.

-Where are you going next?

-Red.

-Up at the top, OK.

Are you ready?

Come on, Swashbucklers. Get back to the chest.

Brilliant work. Off you go.

That's it, good work. Well done.

That's the blue safely back. Two more jewels to find.

And the octopus is halfway to the chest.

Keep going, Swashbucklers. As quick as you can!

The fish are flying.

That's it. You're nearly at the top of the ship.

Ignore Cook and Captain Captain, you just need to find the red jewel.

What are you doing up here? What are you doing up here?

-COOK:

-He's got it now. It's in the middle.

-SQUAWK:

-Thanks, Cook! Sayid has got it.

Will you go for the green one next for me? Brilliant.

Great sliding!

There you go. Brilliant, well done.

Into the chest. Yeah.

The red jewel is home.

And Alfie and Katie are after the green in the hammocks.

Alfie's got it!

Quick, get that last jewel back!

Into the chest.

Yeah! Well done, Swashbucklers!

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

A rascally rummage.

Speedy Sayid and Lucy were straight to the white.

Alfie dived in for the blue.

Sayid took the red from under Captain Captain's nose.

And the green jewel completed the set.

It's a win!

CHEERING

Well done, me hearties. You won back all of my jewels.

Good job. So I'd like to hand them out for you to hold on to for me.

-There you go, Lucy. One for you, Katie.

-Thank you.

That's all right. There you go, Alfie.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome. There you go, Said.

-Thank you.

No, thank you! And a blue one for me.

Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers.

CHEERING

So, we've got all five of the jewels.

You know what it's time for.

One of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank, but who will it be?

Sayid, let's spin the wheel to see.

Off we go.

Will it be Cook with a white hat or

Captain Captain with the black hat

or Line with the red bandanna?

That was a good spin and it looks like it's going to be...

Line!

Oh-oh-oh!

I thought it was going to be you.

-ALL CHANT:

-Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Don't you want her to do it? I don't want to.

I want it to be Captain Captain. I don't want to.

HE SOBS

-SWASHBUCKLERS:

-Ewww!

What a great way to welcome aboard Captain Captain,

by seeing one of her new crew land in the smelly ship's mess.

Brilliant! We'll see you soon for more Swashbuckle.

-SWASHBUCKLERS:

-Bye!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!