Duck Disaster Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back

# Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Yeah! Whoo!

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Welcome to Swashbuckle.

I'm Gem, it's great to have you aboard the Scarlet Squid.

Arrr-harrr!

Are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

Arrr-harrr!

Great! Now, Captain Sinker is off on her holidays

and I wonder what she's up to today.

Oh!

Oooh!

Uh!

Ah!

Oh!

Ugh...

Oh...

Ah.

Oh! Oh...

Ahhh!

Captain Sinker's chilling on a beach

but she's left strict Captain Captain here guarding my jewels.

Can you see her anywhere?

Oh, there she is.

Stop that booing and that's an order.

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Cook, Line!

-Quack, quack!

-Quack, quack!

Yes, Captain, quack, quack.

Pirate Tremendous And Incredibly... Quack, quack.

The... Quack.

I've told you, call me QUACKTAIN - I mean Captain Captain - for short.

-Quack!

-Quack!

-Oh, stop it!

What are you doing with these silly ducks?

A big crate of them's just washed up on the beach.

-Yeah, there's thousands down there.

-Here's one for you, Captain.

Quack, quack, quack.

His name's Derek.

Get Derek... I mean, get that duck away from me.

These ducks are very silly and very un-pirate like.

Oh, but, Captain Captain...

Get these ridiculous ducks off of my ship.

BOTH: Yes, Captain Captain.

Quack, quack, quack!

Looks like we're going to have a QUACKER of a day today,

especially if we win back all my jewels.

So, Squawk, let's meet today's team.

Playing today, we've got Uzair.

Uzair is six years old and likes playing computer games.

His Swashbuckle name is Bandana Uzair.

This is Ted.

Ted is five years old and loves playing tig with his friends.

His Swashbuckle name is Blackjack Ted.

Next, it's Sana.

Sana is six and loves eating mangoes.

Her Swashbuckle name is Squid-Ring Sana.

Finally, here's Suzy.

Suzy is five and likes making her own music.

Hopefully the sound of the team's winning cheers

will be music to my ears.

Suzy's Swashbuckle name is Swab-The-Deck Suzy.

CHEERING

Welcome aboard to my newest team of brilliant Swashbucklers.

You'll help me win back my jewels from Captain Captain.

Thank you very much.

But I need to make sure you are ready for this challenge.

Let's do the Swashbuckle Salute. Let me see you all marching.

Put your hand on your heart.

-Here we go. Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Brilliant. We're ready. Look over here.

This is our treasure chest. When you win back all five jewels,

put them in here to keep them safe from pesky pirates.

Not a chance. These jewels aren't going anywhere.

We'll see about that.

Actually, Captain Captain, I think there's something in your hat.

Ah! Not another silly duck.

My Swashbucklers are ready to play. So, Squawk,

-what's the first game?

-The first game is Stepping Stones.

The aim of the game is to build a statue of me.

All you have to do is cross the rock pool to collect the pieces

from the other side.

But be careful of Cook and Line,

because they'll be trying to block your path.

Thanks, Squawk, and here's your picture.

We need to build the statue with six more puzzle pieces,

which we can find the other side of the stepping stones

over there in those crates. But look out,

there are some pesky pirates about who will try to put you off.

Line will be flinging fish and Cook will be wobbling

and falling into the balls.

If you fall in like Cook, don't worry,

just go back to the side you were coming from, OK?

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out

across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

Uzair and Suzy, will you go first for me?

-Yes.

-Brilliant. Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

Let's do this. Come on!

There's lots of flying fish and balls everywhere.

Suzy, watch out for the wobble! Oh!

Never mind, come back this side.

Come on back this way.

That's it, brilliant. OK, try again.

That's it.

Very good, well done, Uzair.

Oh, big jump, Suzy, brilliant!

Yes! They're across.

That's it. Ready, Uzair... Go, go, go!

Good work.

Well done.

OK, Ted, off you go.

Good girl, Suzy.

Sana, you're next, OK?

Watch out, Ted, for Suzy! There you go, Sana.

Brilliant! Good girl, well done.

Oh, no! Come on back, Sana.

Well done, try again.

Drop some fish, Cook!

Brilliant. Oh, well dodged, Ted!

Off you go, Uzair, let's get another one.

Now we need to wait for the wings.

Oh, here comes one of the wings now with Sana.

Swashbucklers, you don't have long!

Off you go, Suzy, well done. Good girl!

OK, let's get this wing on. Do you want to help?

-SUZY:

-No, round the other side.

Oh, dear. They can't decide which way to go.

Oh, look out! We've got a bit of congestion.

We're running out of time!

Ten, nine...

Come on, Suzy!

Let's get that piece on and then we can put the beak on as well.

Turn it round the other way, Uzair. BELL RINGS

We're out of time! Good try.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

Those stepping stones can be tricky.

Suzy took an early swim.

Ted just missed a downfall of fish.

But a traffic jam on the stones slowed the Swashbucklers down

and the bell rang before the statue was complete.

Sorry, Gem, it's a lose.

Swashbucklers, well done, that was quite tricky, that game.

But don't worry, you could still win that jewel back a little bit later.

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Ha-ha! No jewel for you.

-Better luck next time, Gem!

-It's all right, Captain Captain,

we still have time to win back all five of my jewels

and then one of you naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

into the stinky ship's mess.

-Quack, quack!

-Quack, quack!

I told you I wanted all of these ducks gone.

It's weird, Captain Captain.

The ducks washed up on the beach but now they keep appearing

-all over the Scarlet Squid.

-There are ducks over there...

QUACKING

There are ducks with Gem and the Swashbucklers...

There are even some in the ship's mess.

Look at that one! It's doing the ducky paddle.

This is outrageous!

Just get these silly ducks off of my ship before they send me QUACKERS.

Crackers!

Yes, Quacktain Quacktain.

QUACKING

Quack, quack! Those ducks really do get everywhere.

Come on, Squawk, we want to play another game. What's next? Quack.

The second game is Bouncy Sails.

The aim of this game is to fill all the holes with the soft toy

rats and mice. All you have to do is bounce on the ship's sails

and pull the ropes to release the rodents.

Then your team-mates have to put them in the correct hole.

But be careful -

Cook or Line will be bouncing too and trying to stop you.

Thanks, Squawk, and here are the soft toy mice and rats

you have to collect to play the game.

So the little mice have to go in the little holes

and the big holes for the big rats.

But look out for the pesky pirates,

they will try to put you off, and today,

Line is dressed like an octopus but he thinks he's a duck!

He's a duck-topus.

-Boys, will you do the bouncing?

-Yeah.

-Girls, will you collect the rats and mice?

-Yeah.

Let me hand you these to start you off.

All right, then. Are we ready to play?

Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Here we go. Come on, everyone, cheer them on.

Big jump. Well done, Ted.

Big throw. Well done, Uzair.

Well done, Ted.

Do another big jump, Ted.

That's it. Oh, well done.

That's it, Uzair, get lots of those rats and mice out.

Put them off, Line!

That's it, girls, well done.

Uh, Line!

That's it, Sana, you tell him. They don't go in there, Line!

He's such a silly pirate. We just want the rats and mice, don't we?

Oh, well done, Ted. Big throw out.

That's it, girls.

Ah, Line, stop it!

They don't go in there.

OK, you've got loads on the floor.

Find the right holes for them.

That's it.

So the big holes are for the big rats.

That's it. Well done, girls.

We need some more mice, I think.

You've got quite a few left to fill.

There's a big rat hole on the side.

Well done, boys, keep bouncing. We need lots more mice.

Can you find the little mice? Just the little ones.

They're not going to do it!

Let's some mice behind you, Suzy. Put the mice in.

Quick, girls, we're running out of time.

Put the mice in.

Ten...

Nine, eight...

Seven, six,

five... Come on, girls!

Three, two...

BELL RINGS

Oh, so close! Well done, me hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

What a cracker of a game.

The boys were bouncing high and Line tried to distract with ducks.

Suzy and Sana kept sorting but there were still some mice missing

when the time ran out. I'm sorry, Gem, it's a lose.

Swashbucklers, we didn't make it in time.

Don't worry, we could still get all the jewels back a little bit later.

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Oh, Gem!

I've got something for you.

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

What's this? A cage full of more ducks?

Yes, you can put them in your treasure chest.

It's not like you're going to win any jewels! Ha-ha!

Well, Captain Captain,

there's still time for us to win all five of my jewels, not five ducks!

And then one of you naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

-into that stinky ship's mess.

-We'll see.

Right, time to check on Cook and Line,

and there had better not be any silly ducks down in my cabin.

What are we going to do, Line?

Every time we turn around, there are more ducks.

Argh!

You know, I think they might actually be following us around.

Cook. Line. I hope you've managed to get rid of all of those...

..ducks!

Look at this cabin! It's a duck disaster.

Sorry, Captain Captain, but these ducks are out of control.

You can say that again.

-These ducks are out of control!

-You can say that again.

-These ducks are out of control!

-Wait!

If these ducks really are following us around,

that gives me an idea.

Line, duck.

-What, this one?

-No, duck.

# Quack-quack, quack-quack, quack, quack, quack, quack! #

Really, duck costumes?

Yeah! Ducks love a good duck dance.

We'll start dancing and they'll follow us down to the beach.

It's brilliant.

THEY QUACK A TUNE

Oh, well, I... I do love a dance, ha-ha-ha!

Even a duck dance.

It's working, lads. The ducks are following you out of the cabin!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Good job, lads.

-Quack, quack, quack.

-Quack, quack.

-Quack.

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

Quack!

-Quack?

-Quack?

-Quack.

-Quack, quack.

-Quack!

-Quack!

LINE AND COOK LAUGH

All right, me hearties, we've got to find all five jewels today

but I've got a good feeling about this Shipwreck Rummage,

so to get us ready, let's do the Swashbuckle Salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching. Put your hand on your heart.

-Here we go. Eye patch. AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat. AUDIENCE:

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harr!

Bring it on.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels could be found.

But be careful, Cook, Line and Captain Captain

have hidden the jewels well and they must all

be in the chest before the time runs out.

All right, Swashbucklers, you've got to find all five of my jewels.

I'll show you where they're hiding. On the top deck, the red jewel

is in one of Captain Captain's treasure chests.

On the middle deck, the white jewel is in the laundry

and the green jewel in the crates of rats and mice.

On the lower deck, the purple jewel is in the hammocks

and the blue jewel in the cannonballs.

Uzair and Sana, you go first. Which colour will you go for?

-White.

-All right, then, are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

Let's win back those jewels.

Five jewels to find.

This is the big one, Swashbucklers.

Uzair and Sana are making their way to the middle deck

to find the white.

Come back, Sana! The jewel is in the laundry!

That's it, Uzair, shake that sock!

You've got the white one! Where are you going next?

-Purple one.

-OK.

Let's get that jewel in the chest. Get down the slide, Swashbucklers.

Well done, down you come. Brilliant!

That's it, good work. Well done.

The white's with Gem. Now Ted and Suzy are looking for the purple.

THEY CHANT

The jewel's by your foot, Suzy!

There's water on the floor, Captain!

They've got it!

Yes, they've found it! Where are you going next?

-Red.

-Right to the top, off you go!

Well done. Into the chest there.

Two jewels home, three to go,

but the red's with Captain Captain on the top deck.

Run quickly, Sana and Uzair!

They're nearly at the top of the ship.

-SANA:

-Look behind you!

What? What am I looking for?

What a clever trick, Sana!

Now find that jewel.

They've got the red one, so where are we going next?

-Green one.

-OK. Wait for them to come back, Ted and Suzy.

Quick as you can, Sana!

And off you go! In the middle.

Yeah!

The red jewel is in the chest

and Ted and Suzy are racing to the rats and mice.

Look at all those pearls!

Yes! They've got the green one so now you have to get the blue one.

Oh, we're running out of time. Wait for them to come back.

Come on, Suzy! Well done, Ted.

Put that one there.

Just the blue to find now.

It's not up there, it's downstairs with the cannonballs!

You're going the wrong way!

Go to the cannonballs, where are you going?

Ten, nine...

Get to the cannonballs, Swashbucklers!

They're on the BOTTOM deck!

We're running out of time!

Two...

BELL RINGS

Oh, no, we went the wrong way! Never mind, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

That was a tricky tour of the shipwreck, Swashbucklers.

Uzair wrestled with the washing on the middle deck

and Sana was sneaky on the top deck,

but they lost their way looking for the cannonballs

and the blue jewel was still on the bottom deck when the time ran out.

Sorry, it's a lose.

Swashbucklers, you should be very proud of yourselves,

you tried so hard today. But don't worry, you were brilliant,

although sadly I will have to close the treasure chest today

and the naughty pirates won't be walking the plank.

-But have you had lots of fun?

-Yes!

Let's hear it for my brilliant Swashbucklers.

Well done, my crew!

And look, I get to admire this beauty.

Oh, isn't it dazzling?

Absolutely sparkling.

-I just...

-Now I've got it!

No, no, I'd like it back, please.

I'd like it back, please!

Looks like those pirates are going to have to have a paddle

in the ship's mess after all to get my jewel back!

We'll see you all very soon for more Swashbuckle.

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harrr!