Seaweed Machine Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall I make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, my hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harrr!

Yeah! Whoo!

Ahoy there, my hearties, and welcome to Swashbuckle.

Arrr-harrr!

-Are we all ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-Arrr-harrr!

Brilliant. Now, Captain Sinker is off on her holiday,

and I wonder what she's up to.

Ah...

Oh!

So Captain Sinker is lazing around,

but right here there are jewels to be found.

And she's left strict Captain Captain guarding my jewels.

Can you see her anywhere?

-There! There!

-Oh, there she is. BOOING

Stop that booing, you lot.

Where's my crew?

WHISTLE PEEPS

Cook, Line!

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate Tremendous

-And Incredibly Nasty...

-GASP

..the third.

I told you, call me Captain Captain for short.

Yes, Captain Captain...

for short.

-Oh, Captain, we've got a present for you!

-For me?

Oh-ho-ho-ho! Let me see, let me see, let me see!

Ta-da!

Seaweed? Eurgh! You shouldn't have.

-Oh, it's nothing really.

-Yes. I can see that.

Oh, yuckity, yuckity, yuckity, yuck! I can't bear seaweed.

Right, collect it all up and throw it all into the ship's mess,

starting with that bit there.

Seaweed is no use whatsoever.

Even as a beautiful necklace?

-No!

-Or as a super snazzy belt?

Get rid of it!

Yes, Captain.

Oh, don't worry, Cook and Line. You can get your seaweed back later,

when we win back all of my jewels

and one of you naughty pirates lands in the stinky ship's mess.

So, Squawk, I'm ready - let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today we've got Maia.

Maia is seven years old and likes doing word searches.

Her Swashbuckle name is Matey Maia.

Up next, it's Ryan.

Ryan is also seven and enjoys going horse riding.

His Swashbuckle name is Chief Ryan.

Meet Chloe.

Chloe is six and goes to an Irish dance class.

Her Swashbuckle name is Scallywag Chloe.

Finally, this is Macy.

Macy is also six and loves mermaids.

Let's hope all the Swashbucklers are mer-made for a win today.

Macy's Swashbuckle name is Mermaid Macy.

Welcome aboard to my newest team of Swashbucklers,

and you are here to help me win back my jewels

from Captain Captain and those pesky pirates.

Before we play our first game,

I need to make sure you're ready for the challenge,

so let's do the Swashbuckle salute. Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart.

Here we go.

-Eye patch.

-Eye patch.

Pirate hat.

Pirate hat.

-Swashbuckle cheer.

-Arrr-harrr!

Great. Now, gather round and have a look here.

This is our treasure chest.

So when you win back all of my precious jewels,

we'll pop them in here to keep them safe from pesky pirates.

Not today, Gem.

These jewels are staying with me.

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Are you sure you don't want to swap them for this old piece of seaweed?

Oh, yuckity, yuckity, yuckity, yuck!

Keep that horrible stuff away from me!

I mean, no, thank you.

Well, in that case we'll just have to do win the games fair and square.

So, Squawk, what is the first game?

The first game is Tumbly Barrel.

The aim of this game is to make a picture

that matches what the pirate is wearing.

All you have to do is run through the giant barrel,

find the dressing-up bits and bring them back to make your picture.

But be careful!

Cook or Line will be trying to make you tumble!

Have fun!

Thank you, Squawk.

And here is Cook wearing the items we have to collect.

So, we're looking for an explorer hat,

a red and black stripy eye patch,

a blond beard, a feather earring,

a blue and white spotty T-shirt, and a parrot.

'Hiya, you all right?'

And you can find those items through the tumbly barrel,

over there, in those crates. But look out for Line -

he's spinning the barrel which may make you tumble.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus

to reach across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

Macy, will you go first for me? Good girl. Are we ready to play?

Arrr-harr!

Then, Swashbucklers away!

Here we go. Let's get those pieces back.

Oh, well done. Super speedy.

So, we're looking for... Oh, the spotty T-shirt, straightaway.

Brilliant, well done. Maia, you're next. Off you go. Good girl.

That's it. Well done. Big jump out the other side there.

So one item across, five more to get.

Got the eye patch. Good work.

OK, Ryan, off you go.

Oh, Cook, you're a cheeky one.

Oh, dear.

They've got the wrong eye patch.

Let's pop that on the board. But hang on a minute! Hey!

We've got the wrong eye patch!

We've got the spotty eye patch.

We need the stripy one.

So I'll take this one off...

We've got the feather earring. Brilliant.

Good girl, Chloe. Well done. Oops!

Off you go, Macy.

Good girl. Pop it on the board. That's it. Well done.

Brilliant!

And we're out! Well done, Macy, onto the board.

Good girl.

OK, Ryan, you need to go find the stripy eye patch.

We're running out of time. We've got ten seconds. Go!

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four, three, two, one...

BELL RINGS Oh, never mind, Ryan.

Make your way back over here. Well done, my hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view - over to you.

These Swashbucklers kept their balance in the barrel.

Macy made it look easy.

And Maia managed to stay standing.

Chloe found the feather earring in a flash.

And Ryan raced to find the eye patch.

But the countdown had started.

Sorry, Gem.

It's a lose.

Oh, Swashbucklers! That pesky eye patch put us off.

But don't worry, we could still win the jewel back a little bit later.

WHISTLE Oh!

Gem!

I get to keep your jewel.

And it's much nicer than stinky old seaweed.

Well, there's going to be lots of stinky old seaweed

in the ship's mess later, and you might just end up in there

if we win back all five of my jewels.

Is that the last of that useless seaweed?

Maybe.

Cook? Empty your pockets.

Into the mess.

Other pocket.

No more seaweed!

-Understand?

-Yes, Captain Captain.

Look, Line.

-AS CAPTAIN CAPTAIN:

-Oh, yuckity, yuckity, yuckity!

Oh, I don't like seaweed! Oh, yuckity, yuckity, yuckity...

I said all of it!

Farewell, sweet seaweed.

Oh, the ship's mess is going to be full of stinking, rotten seaweed.

Hopefully later, one of the pirates

will have to swim through it. Brilliant!

Right then, Squawk, we're ready for another game. What's next?

The second game is Swashing.

The aim of the game is for one of you

to dress up in a set of Captain Captain's clothes.

All you have to do is turn the crank and get all the right pieces of

Captain Captain's laundry safely across the lagoon

for your team-mate to wear.

Be careful,

those naughty pirates will be sneaky and try to stop you.

-Go for it, Swashbucklers!

-Thanks, Squawk.

And I have a pair of Captain Captain's baking shoes

to start us off. We're looking for the cupcakes

on the other four pieces of clothing.

Ryan, I'm going to hand you those.

You're going to be dressing up for us. All right?

You can collect the other four items of clothing

the other side of the lagoon, the baskets over there where...

Hang on, Cook is putting on a shirt on his legs?

What's he doing?! Cook! And look out for Line as well,

who will try to tickle you with his silly seaweed.

OK, Swashbucklers, are we ready to play?

Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers away!

Come on! And, everyone here, cheer them on.

Let's give them some help, shall we? Come on!

How about this one? That's a lovely one!

I'll put that on the line.

Lovely! Oh, how about this one?

Some seaweed! We like seaweed!

Yes, brilliant! We've got the hat. Pass it to Ryan. Good girl.

OK. As quick as you can, Chloe.

Oh, hang on, there's some seaweed coming over!

Oh, there's yuckity seaweed on the line!

Oh, that's a nice top.

Here we go, Chloe, we've got the T-shirt. Line!

-That's the wrong way.

-Don't listen to Line.

We really want this T-shirt. We're halfway now.

We've only got one item across.

We've got two, yes!

Pop the T-shirt on, Ryan.

Put the apron on, Cook.

Macy, Cook's got the apron on!

# Fa-la-la-la-la! #

Oh, I wonder where the apron is(!)

Does this look nice on me?

Hey, give that back!

We're running out of time. Put it on the line.

Line, what is that doing on my head?

Now we need the blue trousers.

Run, run, run, run, run!

Last ten seconds.

Eight, seven...

Six, five, four, three, two, one...

BELL RINGS

Time is up. We've just found the trousers, but not in time.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view - over to you.

What a seaweed-y game of Swashing.

There was seaweed everywhere.

Macy was covered in it,

and Line tried to stop Chloe's cranking with it.

Pesky Cook played tricks with the apron,

and we didn't quite complete the baking outfit in time.

Sorry, Gem. It's a lose.

Oh, Swashbucklers, another close game there.

But don't worry, we can still win back all of my jewels

in the shipwreck rummage. WHISTLE

-Oh!

-Oh, Gem!

This is for you.

BOOING

Eurgh...

Yuck! A whole load of stinking...

Eurgh! ..rotten seaweed.

Yes, Cook and Line must have missed that piece,

and I certainly don't want it.

Well, maybe I'll add this to the ship's mess

and then I'll have the pleasure of seeing

one of you naughty pirates covered in it later.

I doubt that, Gem.

Right, I'm off to the cabin,

to check that there's absolutely no seaweed to be found anywhere.

At all!

I thought I told you, no more useless seaweed!

But I found a use for it, Captain.

I can turn it into gold!

-Gold?

-Wargh!

-Well, I do like gold.

Tell me more.

All you have to do is put some seaweed into this seaweed machine.

You turn the handle and then...

Ping!

Gold comes out!

I'm so excited! Let me have a go.

Right.

So, yuckity yuckity seaweed goes in there, yes, yes?

And then you turn the handle...

Ping!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! This is brilliant! Amazing!

Tremendous! We're going to be rich, rich, rich!

I'm having another go.

Right... Right, there we go. And round we go. And...

Ping!

Why's it stopped? Needs more seaweed!

-Psst! Line!

-Yes, Cook?

-What's going on?

-Oh, well,

-you know all that gold that you gave me earlier?

-Yeah?

-Well, I've run out.

-Well, use something else!

OK then. Right.

There.

Come round here...

-Ping!

-Oh! Yucky old fish bones!

I don't want that!

Not fish bones - something good!

Right, I'm having another go. OK.

-Ping!

-Oh... A horrible old boot?

This is getting worse.

I think it's a lovely boot!

I knew I was right about disgusting old seaweed.

No, no, we just need to put more in. Look.

Put that in there. That's nice. Turn the handle.

Oh, and then...

SHE LAUGHS

I think I've found a use for seaweed after all.

It makes me laugh!

THEY LAUGH

You're right, Captain.

Seaweed does make you laugh!

All right then, my hearties. You have to win back all five jewels now

to make one of the naughty pirates walk the plank.

To get us ready for the Shipwreck Rummage,

let's do the Swashbuckle salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart.

Here we go. Eye patch.

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat.

-Pirate hat.

-Swashbuckle cheer.

Arrr-harrr!

Arrr-harrr, we're ready!

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the ship wreck.

Use the map, because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful, Cook, Line and Captain Captain

have hidden the jewels well,

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

OK, my hearties, you've got to find all five of my jewels today,

so let me show you where they're hiding on the treasure map.

On the top deck we have the blue jewel,

in one of Captain Captain's barrels of maps.

On the middle deck we have the white jewel, over in the laundry.

And we have the red jewel in the crates of rats and mice.

Then, on the lower deck we've got the purple one in the food store,

and the green one in the rope store.

Ryan and Macy, you're going first for me.

-Which colour will you go for?

-Blue.

-Blue.

-Right up the top?

All right then. Are we ready to play?

Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers away!

Look out for the fish!

All five of Gem's jewels are hidden in the shipwreck.

Be quick, Swashbucklers.

Ryan and Macy are off to the top deck, to find the blue jewel.

Don't let those silly pirates put you off.

Keep on climbing.

Stop, Swashbuckler. You can't come through.

-Check in the barrels!

-That's it. Look in the barrels, dig deep.

The jewel's in there somewhere, Ryan.

Keep on searching!

He's got it!

OK, they've got the blue one. Where are you girls going next for me?

-The white one.

-For the white one?

OK. Off you go. Well done.

One jewel down, four more to go.

Maia and Chloe are off to the laundry, to rescue the white.

Watch out for those beach balls!

-Stop them, Cook!

-Don't think you're going to get it!

Maia's grabbed the jewel.

-Great, they've got the white one. Where are you going next?

-Purple!

The purple one? To the food store!

That's it. Come on, guys.

The white's home, but there are still three jewels to find.

Hurry, Ryan and Macy.

Search through that food, Swashbucklers.

Ryan's got it!

They've got the purple one. Where are you going?

-The green one.

-Wait for them to come back. Come on, as quick as you can.

Quick! We need to get that jewel back into the chest!

That's it!

Maia and Chloe are off to grab the green.

And they've already got it!

They've got the green one. Dash right to the red one.

Are you ready? Go! Come on!

That's it, into here.

One jewel left to find.

But the octopus arm is so close to the chest!

Ten, nine...

Hurry, Swashbucklers!

Five, four...

Quick, come on! Come on, quick as you can!

BELL RINGS

Oh, I think we just ran out of time.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view - over to you.

That was such a close rummage.

It was a scramble for the blue jewel on the top deck.

Maia grabbed the white from the washing.

The Swashbucklers bagged two jewels on the bottom deck,

and even though they found the red jewel,

it didn't get back to the chest on time. Sorry, Gem.

It's a lose.

Oh, my Swashbucklers, thank you so much for trying so hard.

And I'm really sorry you couldn't get the red jewel in time.

So that means I have to close the treasure chest today

and the naughty pirates do not have to walk the plank.

-But have you had lots of fun?

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

Let's hear it for my brilliant Swashbucklers.

CHEERING

I get to keep the jewels!

Oh, look at it. It's a beautiful, shiny one.

It's sparkling. Sparkling...

And we've got some treasure of our own, Captain.

Really? Oh, let me see, let me see, let me see!

-Seaweed!

-Oh, yuckity, yuckity, yuckity seaweed!

Uh-oh. It looks like Captain Captain's

going to have to join that jewel in the yucky seaweed.

Yes! We'll see you soon for more Swashbuckle.

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harrr!