Are We Having Fun Yet? Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates

# Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship

# And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back

# Will you give me a hand?

CHEERING

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

Yeah!

Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

Well, let's hear you then, my hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harrr!

CHEERING

Ahoy there, my hearties, and welcome to Swashbuckle.

Ahoy!

Are we ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

Arrr-harrr!

Brilliant. Now, Captain Sinker is on her holidays.

I wonder what she's up to?

Oh!

So, Captain Sinker is having lots of fun on her holiday,

but we're about to have lots more fun right here,

as we try to win back my jewels from Captain Captain.

Can you see her anywhere?

BOOING

Stop that booing!

There's nothing in the pirate handbook about booing,

and, more importantly, there's nothing about playing games.

Playing games is how we win back my jewels, Captain Captain.

Not any longer. I've decided that all games are banned.

Wait, Captain, you can't do that...

No arguments. I'm locking the jewels away for ever.

So, we'll see you next time for more Swashbuckle!

Captain Captain!

No-o-o-o-o-o!

Playing the games is fun.

No, it's not. They're pointless and silly.

Come on, everyone. Are the Swashbuckle games fun?

Yes!

WHISTLE

No, they are not.

Please, Captain?

Let's just play one game and then you'll see how much fun they are.

Please?

OK. Just one game.

Yay! One game!

Phew! That was a close one.

I can't wait to show Captain Captain how fun my games are going to be.

So, Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today, we've got Rosie.

Rosie is seven years old and likes decorating cakes.

Her Swashbuckle name is Rigger Rosie.

Here's Leila.

Leila is also seven and loves doing fashion shows.

Her Swashbuckle name is Land-Ahoy Leila.

Next, it's Annie.

Annie is seven and wants to be a gymnastics teacher when she's older.

Her Swashbuckle name is Admiral Annie.

Finally, meet Joe.

Joe is six years old and likes giraffes.

Let's hope all the Swashbucklers will be standing tall

with a win today.

Joe's Swashbuckle name is Typhoon Joe.

Welcome aboard to my new team of brilliant Swashbucklers,

here to help me win back my jewels from Captain Captain and the pesky

pirates. But I need to make sure you're all ready for the challenge,

so let's do the Swashbuckle Salute.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts.

Here we go.

Eye patch!

Eye patch!

Pirate hat!

Pirate hat!

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harr!

Brilliant. Now, gather round and have a look over here.

This is our treasure chest. So, when we win back all of my jewels,

we'll put them in here to keep them safe.

We'll see about that.

I'm going to win this silly game, and then I'm locking

these jewels away forever.

Oh, come on, Captain Captain,

I think you're actually excited about the fun we're going to have.

No. I'm not excited.

Captains don't get excited.

Well, come on then! Let's play! Let's play! Let's play!

Oh, no, not excited. Not excited at all.

Well, we are very excited and ready to play the games, aren't we, team?

Yes!

Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is Bouncy Sails.

The aim of this game is to fill all the holes

with the soft-toy rats and mice.

All you have to do is bounce on the ship's sails and pull the ropes

to release the rodents.

Then your team-mates have to put them in the correct hole.

But be careful! Cook or Line will be bouncing, too,

and trying to stop you.

Go for it, Swashbucklers!

Thank you, Squawk, and here are the soft-toy mice and rats

you have to find to play the game.

The little mice go into the little holes and the big holes

are for the big rats. Now, look out for those pesky pirates -

they will try to put you off.

Line is having lots of fun over there, dancing as an octopus.

-So, Joe and Rosie, will you do the bouncing for me?

-Yes.

-Brilliant!

-And Leila and Annie, you'll collect the rats and mice for me?

-Yeah!

Brilliant! Let me give you these ones to start you off.

You have until the octopus crosses the screen and closes

the treasure chest to play the game. So are we ready to play?

Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers, away!

Come on. Let's win our jewel back!

Oh, I think Cook put lots of them in his bucket.

Get them all out of the barrel. That's it, Joe, well done.

And a big throw out.

That's it, girls, well done.

Go on, Rosie, big throw. Good girl.

Watch out for Line, he keeps collecting them up as well.

Try and get them off...

-Oh, look, there's lots over here.

-Thanks, Joe.

Put some fish in the holes, Line.

No!

That's it, Rosie. Big pull. Well done.

Go on, Joe.

That's it.

Line!

Oi, don't steal it from my barrel!

Er, Line, we don't want fish in there.

Line, what are you doing?

That's not right.

He's a naughty pirate.

Here you go.

So, now we need lots of mice.

We only need mice now, girls.

Mice! Mice! We need mice!

Only 30 seconds left.

We just need lots of mice!

Oh, I found a mouse!

Here you go, girls.

Hey, give that back!

You've got 20 seconds left.

There's a few more needed in the corners.

Oh, no! Coming up to the last ten seconds.

Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six, five,

four, three, two...

Yes, you did it!

Woo-hoo-hoo! Well done, my hearties!

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view - over to you.

That was fun!

It certainly was, Gem.

Rosie and Joe had fun bouncing.

Leila had fun rescuing the rats.

Line had fun with fish.

Even Captain Captain had a smile on her face.

The Swashbucklers filled the board in the nick of time -

so it's a win!

CHEERING

Well done, Swashbucklers.

You've won back our first jewel. Good job!

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule...

Send down a jewel!

This is why playing these games is not fun.

CHEERING

Here's the red jewel.

There you go, Leila, into the chest.

Well done!

So, we only need four more of those jewels and one of

the naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

into the smelly ship's mess.

Eeeeeeuw!

Right, crew, as I said before, that was your last ever game.

THEY GIBBER

So, Captain, are we having fun yet?

No!

Are we?

Maybe just a teeny, weenie, weenie little bit.

Oh, yes, it was wonderful! You were spinning in the octopus,

jumping up and down, mice and rats flying everywhere,

there was a fish in the hole and...

So, Captain, can we play just one more teensy-weensy little game?

Oh, OK. Just one more -

but that's it.

Yay!

One more game!

I knew Captain Captain would have fun playing the game.

So, let's play another one before she changes her mind.

Squawk, what's next?

The second game is Swashbubbles.

The aim of the game is to knock over all the coloured barrels.

Just your Swashbubbles to topple those towers.

But be careful! Cook and Line will be getting in your way.

Good luck, Swashbucklers.

Thanks, Squawk and here are the Swashbucklers

inside their Swashbubbles. But uh-oh, look out -

there's also a pesky pirate in a Swashbubble over there.

It's Line, doing some very funky dance moves.

And the girls are dancing, too - brilliant!

Now, girls, once you bash over the barrels, make your way back here

to bounce tag into Annie and Joe, OK, for your turn? Brilliant.

All right then, my hearties, are we ready to play?

Arrr-harr!

Then, Swashbucklers, away!

Dancing all the way, girls, brilliant.

That's it. Bash your way past the pirates. Well done, girls.

Look out for that naughty octopus.

Well done. We've got the yellow one over - good job!

Keep going! Brilliant, girls.

Oh, watch out for the octopus!

That's it. A big bounce tag.

Off you go, Joe and Annie!

Brilliant!

There's an octopus in the way -

but that's not going to stop them going for the blue barrels.

Come on, you can do it!

Brilliant, well done.

Keep going. Up you get, Joe.

Well done.

OK, Leila and Rosie, off you go.

Stop them, Cook!

Oh, Cook!

Brilliant teamwork.

And the green barrel is down.

Only one more barrel to knock down.

Get up, Line.

That's it. Come on, girls.

You can get round the pesky pirates.

We are running out of time!

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four,

three, two, one.

Oh!

Oh, Squawk, that was really close,

but you have the bird's eye view - over to you.

What a slippery game of Swashbubbles.

Everyone took a tumble.

First Rosie, then Joe.

Even Line took a twisty tumble.

A trip from Annie and Joe meant the red barrel fell just after the bell.

It was fun, Gem -

but, sorry, it's a lose.

Oh, Swashbucklers, that was the closest game I think I've ever seen.

But, don't worry, we could still win that jewel back later, all right?

WHISTLE

Gem, I can't just leave you empty-handed though, can I?

BOOING

What's this? An old treasure chest?

Open it up.

OK.

Ugh! It's full of old, stinky seaweed.

Now I am having fun!

But I haven't changed my mind about playing silly games,

so I'm off to the cabin to lock away the jewels forever.

No more games.

BOOING

Before you two say anything, the answer is no -

there are to be no more games.

I'm locking the jewels away.

Oh, please, Captain.

Can we just say one little thing before you do?

I suppose so -

but I am not changing my mind.

Of course.

# Captain Captain, please sit yourself down

# On our ship

# There's no need to frown

# Let us tell you

# If no-one else did

BOTH: # It's fun to be on the Scarlet Squid

# Fun, fun, fun

# Always play to win the jewels

# Fun, fun, fun

# We're happy even if we lose

# Fun, fun, fun

# Captain Captain, don't forget

# Fun, fun, fun

# Are we having fun yet? #

No!

I think we need some help.

Oh, Gem!

# The fun begins with the Sashbuckle salute

# And then I try

# To win back my loot

# My team are always

# By my side

# It's fun to bounce

# And crash and slide

ALL: # Fun, fun, fun

# Always play to win the jewels

# Fun, fun, fun

# We're happy even if we lose

# Fun, fun, fun

# Captain Captain, don't forget

# Fun, fun, fun

# Are we having fun yet? #

No!

# I just don't get these silly games

# Guarding the jewels should be our aim

# Who cares if you skip, leap or run?

ALL: # We do it, Captain, cos it's fun!

# Fun, fun, fun,

# Always flinging fish about

# Fun, fun, fun

# Make the teams laugh and shout

# Fun, fun, fun

# Rolling in this Swashbubble

# Fun, fun, fun

# A bump is fun - it's no trouble

# Fun, fun, fun

# Always play to win the jewels

# Fun, fun, fun

# We're happy even if we lose

# Fun, fun, fun

# Captain Captain, don't forget

# Fun, fun, fun

# Are we having fun yet? #

Yes, we are! Yes, we are having fun!

I can't wait for the super-fun Shipwreck Rummage!

Out of my way!

Oops! Wrong way!

OK, then, my hearties,

you've got to win back four more of my jewels now

in the Shipwreck Rummage.

So, to get us ready for the challenge,

let's do a Swashbuckle Salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts.

Here we go.

Eye patch!

Eye patch!

Pirate hat!

Pirate hat!

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harr!

Yeah, we're ready.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map, because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful!

Cook, Line and Captain Captain have hidden the jewels well,

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

OK, my hearties, you've got to win back four of my jewels.

Let me show you where they are.

Up on the top deck, we have the green jewel,

in one of Captain Captain's treasure chests.

On the middle deck, we have the purple jewel in the pool of pearls.

And, on the lower deck, the blue jewel is in the food store and

the white jewel is over in the rope store.

-Girls, you're going first for me. Which colour will you go for?

-Blue.

All right, we'll go for blue. Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

-Then, Swashbucklers, away!

Let's get that blue jewel back.

Four jewels to find, and the first is in the food store.

Dig deep, Leila.

Yes! They've got the blue jewel! So, where are you going for me next?

To the pool of pearls.

Off you go!

That's the blue jewel with Gem.

Now, Rosie and Joe are off to the purple in the pearls.

Rapid Rosie is already on the middle deck.

And she's not letting Line put her off.

She's got it!

Brilliant, they've got the purple one!

-Where are you going to go next?

-Green!

-Right to the top!

Slide down as fast as you can, Rosie.

Come on, Joe!

Off you go.

The purple jewel's home.

Annie and Leila are racing to the green.

-COOK:

-Ahhh, here they come!

Whee!

Those fish won't slow them down, Cook.

Nor will those beach balls, Line.

What are you doing up here?

They're here to find that jewel, Captain Captain.

And Annie's found it!

They've got it! Right, they've got the green one!

Now you have to get the white one, OK? That's the last one.

The green's home!

Just the white to go.

Quick, Rosie and Joe! We're running out of time.

Got it!

Stop flinging fish, Cook.

They've got it!

Get out of the way, Mister!

Come on! Into the chest!

That's it!

Yeah!

Well done, my hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view - over to you.

What a fun rummage, Swashbucklers!

Annie was brisk with the blue.

Rosie grabbed the purple.

The green was gone in a flash.

And Joe whizzed the white home.

It's a win!

Well done, Swashbucklers.

You won back all of my jewels. Thank you so much.

I'd like to share them out with you, to hold on to for me.

-There you go, Leila.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome. Annie.

-Thank you.

-There you go, Rosie.

-Thank you.

-That's OK.

-And one for you, Joe.

-Thank you.

And one for me. So, let's hear it for my Swashbucklers.

So, now we've got all five of the jewels, you know what it's time for?

One of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank. But who will it be?

Joe, let's spin that wheel to see.

Big spin, off we go.

Ready? Go!

Will it be Cook with the white hat,

Captain Captain with the black hat,

or Line with the red bandanna?

It's going to be...

Cook!

So, Cook, it's time for you to...

-ALL:

-Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

I'm not happy about this at all.

I'm not having fun now.

Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

Yay!

Eeeeeuw!

Ha-ha! It's so much fun watching a naughty pirate walk the plank.

We'll see you soon for more Swashbuckle!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harrr!