Hold Onto Your Hats Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand? #

CHEERING

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Yeah! Whoo!

CHEERING

Ahoy, there, me hearties and welcome to Swashbuckle.

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard.

Arrr-harrr!

Are you already for our rip-roaring pirate adventure?

Arrr-harrr!

Brilliant! Me, too.

Now, Captain Sinker is off on her holidays

and I wonder what she's up to.

LAUGHTER

So Captain Sinker is having a lovely time on her holiday,

but we're about to have lots more fun right here

as we bring back all of my jewels from strict Captain Captain.

-Have you seen her anywhere? ALL:

-There!

-Where?

Oh, there she is.

Oh! Good, strong wind a-brewing today.

I hope my useless crew haven't blown into the ship's mess.

WHISTLE

Cook! Line!

Ooh, ooh!

Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate Tremendous and Incredibly Nasty

the Third?

I told you before, call me Captain Captain for short.

Yes, Captain Captain...For Short!

Stand to attention, you two!

We can't, Captain Captain, it's too windy!

Back straight! Arms by your side!

Watch and learn.

Oh! My hat! My beautiful hat!

-Bye-bye, hat!

-Have a nice trip!

That hat was worn by Captain Captain Captain Captain,

the most famous pirate captain in history ever.

-Oh, shame it was blown into the sea, then.

-Get my hat back!

Ha-ha! Oh, dear! Captain Captain doesn't look very happy,

and she'll be really unhappy when we win back all of my jewels, so,

Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbuckling team.

Playing today, we've got Lexie.

Lexie is seven years old

and wants to be a hairdresser when she's older.

Her Swashbuckle name is Coral Lexie.

Next, it's Sienna.

Sienna is six and likes cheerleading.

Her Swashbuckle name is Starboard Sienna.

This is Charlie!

Charlie is also six and sponsors a giraffe at his local zoo.

His Swashbuckle name is Bootstrap Charlie.

Finally, meet Joseph.

Joseph is seven and loves eating pizza.

Let's hope the swashbucklers give those pesky pirates

a "pizza" their mind today!

Joseph's Swashbuckle name is Crab Claw Joseph.

APPLAUSE

Welcome aboard to Joseph, Charlie, Lexie and Sienna,

my new team of Swashbucklers here to help me win back all of my jewels

from Captain Captain, but I need to make sure

you're all ready for the challenge, so let's do the Swashbuckle salute.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts.

Here we go.

-Eye patch!

-Eye patch!

-Pirate hat!

-Pirate hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!

Great! Now, gather round and have a look here.

This is our treasure chest

so when you win back all of my sparkly jewels,

-we'll pop them in here to keep them safe.

-Not a chance, Gem.

I may have lost my hat, but I'm keeping these jewels, so there.

-ALL:

-Boo!

But they're my jewels, Captain Captain,

and we are ready to win them back, aren't we, Swashbucklers?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Bring it on, Squawk! What's the first game?

-The first game is Swashing.

-Squawk!

The aim of the game is for one of you to dress up

in a set of Captain Captain's clothes.

All you have to do is turn the crank and get all the right pieces of

Captain Captain's laundry safely across the lagoon

for your team-mates to wear.

Be careful - those naughty pilots will be sneaky and try to stop you.

Good luck!

Thanks, Squawk, and here are Captain Captain's trainers as part of her

football kit and we're looking for these little footballs here on the

other four items. Let me pass this to you

because you're dressing up for us

and the other items can be found the other side of the lagoon

in the baskets, where Cook is sorting them.

Oh, they're drying very nicely today in all that wind!

And watch out for Line,

who will try to put you off with his tickly seaweed.

SHE LAUGHS

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach

across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

So, me hearties, are we ready to play?

Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Come on.

Do you like my dress?

It's very pretty.

Cook, what are you wearing my apron for?

Good cranking, there, Charlie.

That's it.

We need to get the stripy T-shirt down first.

There we go, that's it. Brilliant.

Oh, here we go. A big jump.

CHEERING

Yeah, there we go!

Oh, no, the hoodie's fallen in!

That's it. Well done, Lexie. Thank you.

Lexie, go and find a T-shirt!

We need the T-shirt, Lexie!

That's it! Big stretch, Sienna.

Good girl.

That's it.

Sienna, back to this side, quick as you can.

That's it, pass that one over.

Take this one, guys,

see if you can get the T-shirt across. Throw it!

They've already lost one hat!

OK, Charlie, keep going, keep going.

We're running out of time.

We need to get the shorts and T-shirt across.

Sienna, you need to jump up here.

OK, Charlie, go, go, go, go!

Here comes the T-shirt. Get the T-shirt!

Right, we've got the T-shirt. OK, we need shorts.

Hurry, it's the last ten seconds!

-ALL:

-Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one...

Ohh! Time is up!

Good effort, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

What a perfect day for a bit of swashing!

Sienna went fishing for the hoodie.

And Charlie cranked at double speed,

but Joseph didn't have the football outfit on in time.

It's a lose, Gem, but good try.

Yeah! Well done, Swashbucklers, you worked very hard there,

but we couldn't get all the clothes on in time,

so we haven't won that jewel back YET,

but we could get it back later, OK?

WHISTLE

Ha-ha, I get to keep your jewel!

But I just need to get my precious hat back now.

Well, if we win back all five of my jewels,

maybe you'll find it later in the stinky ship's mess!

CHILDREN: Ew...

Here, Hatty, Hatty, Hatty, Hatty!

Here, boy! Come to Line, there's a good hat!

What are you two doing?

We're trying to get your hat back, Captain Captain.

Yeah, we're shouting really loudly.

-YELLS:

-Here, Hatty, Hatty!

-YELLS:

-Here, boy! Come to Line!

Maybe use this?

Oh, good idea.

Beep-beep-beep! Hello? Is Hatty there, please?

To fish it out!

Oh, yeah, that does make more sense.

Maybe Cook and Line will have a bit more luck with that fishing rod.

Right, then, you naughty pirates,

we want to play another game to try and win back one of my jewels,

-so, Squawk, what's next?

-The second game is Bouncy Sails.

The aim of this game is to fill all the holes

with the soft-toy rats and mice.

All you have to do is bounce on the ship's sails and pull the ropes

to release the rodents.

Then your team-mates have to put them in the correct hole.

But be careful - Cook or Line will be bouncing too

and trying to stop you!

Over to you, Swashbucklers!

Thanks, Squawk, and here are the soft-toy mice and rats

you need to find to play the game.

So the little mice have to go into the little holes,

and the big holes are for the big rats, but, Swashbucklers,

look out for the pesky pirates. They will try to put you off.

Line is spinning there as an octopus and he might fall over.

So, Joseph and Lexie, you're going to be bouncing for me.

-Yeah.

-Brilliant. Charlie and Sienna, you can collect the rats and mice,

so let me give you these ones here to start you off.

OK, me hearties, are we ready to play?

-CHILDREN:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers, away!

Come on, let's win back a jewel!

Go, go, Joseph, big throw out.

Oh, Joseph, run! Joseph, throw them all out, we need them.

Brilliant, well done. Here you go, Charlie.

Good jumping, Lexie. That's it.

Don't let Line collect them.

Joseph, a big throw, we need lots of them!

That's it, well done. Great catch.

Throw them out now, Joseph.

Line, can I have those, please?

-Yes.

-Oh, thanks!

Don't give them to Gem, Line!

Here you go, Swashbucklers!

It's fish! You don't need fish!

Come on, Joseph, keep jumping.

Well done, Lexie. Big pull.

Brilliant! Some more rats and mice.

Quick, put a fish in instead, Line.

There's lots over here. Halfway!

No, we don't want fish in there(!)

Thanks... Hey!

Cook, that was a big flying fish!

-Right back at you.

-Oh!

I think we've got lots now, let's get them in the holes.

So, we've got two more rats we need to put in.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight more mice to put in.

That's it.

Two big, fat rats to go in there.

That's it. Well done.

There are three more to go.

Two more at the bottom.

One more mouse.

One's fallen out, put it back in!

Yes!

Well done, me hearties.

Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

These Swashbucklers blew me away with that performance!

Joseph jumped high and Lexie lobbed the rats and mice.

Sienna kept filling the board and Charlie helped with a big bundle.

All the holes were filled with time to spare.

-It's a win!

-Yay!

Yes! Well done, me hearties, you've won back our first jewel, so,

Captain Captain, you know the rule.

ALL: Send down a jewel!

Oh, have it.

I didn't want it anyway.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Oh, here's the green jewel.

There you go, Lexie, into the chest, please.

YEAH!

Right, I'm off to see whether those good-for-nothing pirates

have found my pirate hat yet.

Boo!

Oh! Oh! I've got something else!

We got the captain's hat, we got it!

Oh, it's just seaweed. I'll add it to the pile.

Have you two got my precious pirate hat back, yet?

-BOTH: Have we got your precious...

-No.

-Hatty's gone.

-Oh...

She's gone.

My beautiful, precious, pirate hat is gone for ever.

But on the plus side, Captain, we have got this huge pile of, erm...

-stuff.

-BOTH: Stuff!

Stuff? Well, I can't wear stuff on my head, can I?

Or maybe you can!

Cook, have you just had one of your plans?

Lights! Music!

Action!

DISCO MUSIC

So Line is wearing this very fashionable bucket.

It's great for everyday wear

and also for building sand castles on the go.

So fashion.

So, Captain Captain, what do you think?

No, no, no!

I want my special pirate hat back.

Next up, Line's wearing this delightful Wellington boot.

It's waterproof. It's vintage.

It's...

so fashion!

I am not wearing a silly old boot on my head!

OK, one more try.

This really is the cherry on the cake.

Or should I say, the seaweed on the head!

It's green, it's seaweed-y, it's...

so fashion!

Oh, stop it, stop it, stop it!

I'm never going to see my beautiful wonderful pirate hat again.

SHE WHIMPERS

This is awkward.

Wa-a-ah! Wa-a-ah!

-Captain Captain, your hat!

-It's back!

Wa-a-ah! Wa-a-ah!

Really?

Well, quick, give it to me, boys!

HAT'S the way to do it!

So fashion!

Yay!

All right, then, Swashbucklers.

We have to win back four more of my jewels now to make sure one of those

naughty pirates walk the plank.

So, to get us ready for the Shipwreck Rummage,

let's just Swashbuckle salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart.

Here we go.

-Eye patch!

-Eye patch!

-Pirate hat!

-Pirate hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!

Yeah, bring it on.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

SQUAWK

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels that have

been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map, because X marks the spot where each of the jewels can be

found, but be careful - Cook,

Line and Captain Captain have hidden the jewels well and they must all be

in the chest before the time runs out.

OK, then, me hearties.

You have to fine four more of my jewels now,

so let me show you where they're hiding on this map.

Up on the top deck we have the blue jewel in one of Captain Captain's

treasure chests.

Then on the middle deck,

we have the red jewel in the pool of pearls, and on the lower deck,

the purple jewel is in the food store

and the white one is in the rope store.

Girls, you're going first, so which colour will you go for?

-Purple.

-Go for the purple one in the food store?

OK, then. Are we ready to play?

Yeah!

Then Swashbucklers away!

A four-jewel rummage and Sienna and Lexie have picked

purple to find first.

Dig through those barrels, Swashbucklers!

It'll be in there somewhere!

Keep digging!

They've got it!

Off you go! Right to the top! Brilliant!

Well done, girls.

Yes!

One jewel home and the boys are off to bag blue.

They're already halfway there. That was a breeze!

It's a face-off with Captain Captain,

but she can't slow Joseph and Charlie down.

You won't find anything.

It's just my necklaces and my bracelets

and my diamonds and my rubies and my jewels.

Charlie's got it!

Girls, where are you going next?

Which one? The red one?

The pool of pearls? OK, off you go, go, go!

Blue's back in the chest and the girls

are off to rescue the red from the pool of pearls.

Lexie's getting into the swing.

Swim around for that jewel!

There's not much time!

-COOK:

-You won't find it!

You're so close, girls!

The jewel is by your hand!

Lexie's found it!

They've got it, so, boys, the last one to get is the white one

in the rope store as soon as they come back.

Come on, girls, quick as you can!

Come on, Sienna.

Good girl, down the slide.

Boys, go, go, go!

One jewel to go, but the octopus is nearly at the chest!

This is going to be close, Gem!

Hurry, boys! Find the white jewel!

You're running out of time!

-Ten, nine...

-The countdown has started!

-..Seven...

-Quick! Quick!

Back in the chest, quickly!

Wow!

Oh! Joseph, give me a high five!

That was amazing.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

Well done!

It might be a windy day on the Scarlet Squid,

but the Swashbucklers ran as fast as lightning in that rummage!

Sienna sprinted back with the purple.

The pirates chased Charlie for the blue.

Lexie rushed back with the red jewel and, with only one second to spare,

Joseph whizzed the white back to the chest.

It's a win!

Wow! That was one of the most exciting Shipwreck Rummages

I have ever seen, Swashbucklers.

Thank you so much for winning back all of my jewels.

So now I'd like to share them out with you to hold on to for me.

So there you go, Sienna.

-There is one for you, Joseph.

-Thank you.

-You're very welcome.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome. There you go, Lexie.

-Thank you.

-Charlie.

And one for me. Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers!

Yay!

So now we've got all five of the jewels, you know what it's time for?

One of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank,

but who's it going to be?

Charlie, let's spin that wheel to see.

Will it be Cook with the white hat?

Captain Captain with the black hat?

Or Line with the red bandanna?

It's going to be...

..Captain Captain!

So, Captain, it's time for you to...

walk the plank! Walk the plank!

I'm not happy!

I'm not happy!

-AUDIENCE CHANT:

-Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

I can smell it!

Eww!

Well, that was a breeze, winning all of my jewels back.

We'll see you soon for more Swashbuckle, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, go-go-go! #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arrr-harrr!