Concertina Chaos Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me. #

SQUAWK

# I hid onboard their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back

# Will you give me a hand? # SQUAWK! SQUAWK!

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go. #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Shall I make the pirates walk the plank?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Let's hear you, then, my hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go. #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-ALL:

-Argh!

Yeah! CHEERING

Ahoy there, my hearties, and welcome to Swashbuckle!

-ALL:

-Ahoy!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard!

-ALL:

-Ahoy!

Are you all ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-ALL:

-Ahoy!

-Me too!

Now, Captain Sinker is away on her holiday.

I wonder what she's doing?

HAWAIIAN-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

LAUGHTER

So, Captain Sinker is away but my jewels are right here

being guarded by Captain Captain.

Have you seen her anywhere?

BOOING Oh, here she comes!

Oh, stop that booing!

Cook, Line!

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate, Tremendous and

-Incredibly Nasty...

-THEY TAKE A DEEP BREATH

-..the Third?

-LAUGHTER

I've had some extra luggage delivered

and I need you to take it to my cabin.

Will do, Captain Captain.

Do it now!

-Do what?

-Take the luggage!

-Where?

-To the cabin!

-When?

-Now!

-Why didn't you just say so?!

-LAUGHTER

Oh, what's in this funny shaped case?

Never you mind! Just take the bags and when you've done that,

report back to me.

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Captain!

-Now!

-LAUGHTER

Oh, dear. Looks like Captain Captain's keeping Cook and Line

very busy today and I want to get busy winning back my jewels.

So, Squawk, let's meet today's team.

Playing today we've got Mackenzie!

-CHEERING

-Mackenzie is seven

and wants to be a motorbike racer when he's older.

His Swashbuckle name is Bootstrap Mackenzie!

-Next, we've got Daisy!

-CHEERING

Daisy is six and has pet stick insects!

Her Swashbuckle name is Crab Claw Daisy!

This is Molly!

CHEERING

Molly is also six and wants to be a chef.

Her Swashbuckle name is Bonnie Molly!

Finally, meet Aaron!

CHEERING

Aaron is six and he wants to be a zookeeper.

He can practise today when Cook and Line are monkeying around!

His Swashbuckle name is Admiral Aaron!

CHEERING

Yeah!

Welcome aboard to Aaron, Daisy, Mackenzie and Molly -

my new team of Swashbucklers here to help me

win back all of my jewels. But I need to make sure

you are ready for this challenge. So, let's do the Swashbuckle salute!

Let me see you all marching!

Put your hands on hearts!

Here we go!

-Eye patch! ALL:

-Eye patch!

-Pirate's hat! ALL:

-Pirate's hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer! ALL:

-Arrr-harr!

Ooh, I can see that you're ready.

Hey, gather around this, our treasure chest.

When you win back all of my jewels from Captain Captain,

we'll put them in here to keep them very safe, OK?

Nonsense! I'll make sure Cook and Line are extra fast

in today's games and that'll stop you winning any jewels, Gem!

SHE GASPS Bring it on, Captain Captain!

We can beat Cook and Line, can't we?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

SQUAWK!

The aim of this game is to make a picture

that matches what the pirate is wearing.

All you have to do is run through the giant barrel,

find the dressing-up bits and bring them back to make your picture.

But be careful! Cook or Line will be trying to make you tumble!

-Go for it, Swashbucklers!

-CHEERING

Thank you, Squawk, and, look, here is Cook wearing

the items we have to collect.

So, we're looking for some shell deely boppers...

-Boing!

-..a red and white spotty eye patch...

-Oh!

-..an orange beard...

-Argh!

..a feather earring... SQUAWK!

-..a blue and white anchor T-shirt...

-Ooh!

..and a parrot! MOO!

That goes moo?! SHE LAUGHS

And you can find all of those items through the tumbly barrel over there

in those crates. But watch out for Line, he's spinning that barrel,

which, probably, will make you tumble! Ha-ha!

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out

across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

-Aaron, will you go first for me?

-Yep.

-Brilliant!

-OK, my hearties, are we ready to play? ALL:

-Argh!

Then, Swashbucklers, away! BELL RINGS

That's it, good start, Aaron, speedily through there, well done.

CHEERING

You've got the parrot straightaway, very good! That's it! Well done!

Keep going. Quick, Daisy, off you go! Good job!

We've got the parrot that goes moo! SHE LAUGHS

Well done, Aaron. CHEERING

That's it, we've got the shell deely boppers!

If someone could find maybe the blue anchor T-shirt this time?

-That's it, Daisy, keep going, good girl!

-Come on, Daisy!

Well done! Off you go, Molly!

That's it brilliant, on the board.

Throw some fish, Cook!

CHEERING

Well done, Molly, you've got the eye patch!

OK, Mackenzie, we still need the anchor T-shirt

and we need the orange beard and the feather earring.

Good girl, brilliant! And off you go!

Onto the board, onto the board.

Mackenzie!

That's it, well done!

CHEERING

Well done, they've got the T-shirt!

Oh! THEY LAUGH

Bingo, Mackenzie! Off you go, Aaron!

We need the feather earring and the orange beard.

CHEERING

The feather earring, is it in there?

Yes, brilliant!

CHEERING

Keep going! Well done, Aaron, great! Off you go, Daisy, good girl!

We've got 30 seconds left.

It looks like we can do it! Come over here, guys.

CHEERING

Keep looking.

Yes, you've got it, bring it through!

Whoa, not another tumble!

-Come on, Daisy! Nearly there.

-Daisy, quick!

We're nearly at the treasure chest! Onto the board!

Yeah! CHEERING

Well done, my hearties! Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view,

over to you.

Terrific tumbling, Swashbucklers!

Aaron was off to a flying start!

Mackenzie took a top tumble!

But he still got the shirt on the board.

BELL RINGS

There was no stopping the Swashbucklers!

Gem, it's a win!

CHEERING

Well done, my hearties! You've won back our first jewel, good job!

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule...

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel!

Oh, very well!

But that's the only jewel you're going to win today!

Yeah! CHEERING

Hee-hee-hee!

Here's the lovely red jewel. There you go, Daisy,

into the chest, please.

Brilliant! CHEERING

So, we only need four more of those sparkly jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

into the stinky ship's mess!

-ALL:

-Eww!

-Psst, Line!

-HE SCREAMS

-Ssh!

-HE STOPS SCREAMING

-HE STARTS SCREAMING

-Is the Captain around?

-HE SCREAMS:

-No!

-Shh!

-HE STOPS SHOUTING

-Why are we whispering?

-LAUGHTER

-I really want to find out what's

-inside this funny shaped case!

-HE GASPS

The Captain won't be happy if she finds out you've opened up her case!

That's why we're doing it quietly.

THEY BOTH GASP

Wow!

What is it?

-CONCERTINA HUMS

-Ssh!

Line!

HE SCREAMS

Stop doing that!

What are you doing with my concertina?

Oh, it's a concertina!

What's a concertina?

It's a musical instrument.

I'm quite good on it, actually.

Play it, Captain!

-THEY CHANT:

-Play it, play it!

No!

There's far too much work to be done around here!

Like slopping out! Now, get on with it!

Yes, Captain.

Oh, dear. Looks like Cook and Line are going to be

very busy today. Hey, maybe they can take a bath

in the stinky ship's mess later to relax!

That's if we win all my jewels back. Squawk, let's play another game!

The second game is...

SQUAWK!

The aim of the game is to knock over all the coloured barrels.

All you have to do is use your Swashbuckles

to topple those towers.

But be careful!

Cook and Line will be getting in your way!

-CHEERING

-Have fun, Swashbucklers!

Thank you, Squawk, and here are our Swashbucklers

inside their Swashbubbles, ready to play!

But look out, because Line is also in a Swashbubble

and he may try to bounce into you!

And look out for Cook with his tickly octopus arms!

GEM LAUGHS Remember, when you come back,

you have to bounce tag into the boys and then it's your turn, all right?

Swashbucklers, are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Ahoy!

Then, Swashbucklers, away!

BELL RINGS

That's it, girls. You've got four barrels to bash over.

Oh, no.

You've got to get past the octopus first.

Which one are you going to go for?

Aim for the red one or the yellow one at the back.

Make sure you go the same way, girls.

Which one are you going for?

The red one? Yes! That's it. Brilliant.

CHEERING

Whoo!

Brilliant! Off you go. Well done.

Stop them, Cook!

Oh, Cook!

Well done, boys.

Oh, Cook. What are you doing sitting down?

Watch out for Line. Well done, boys.

Keep going, Aaron.

Yes. Well done.

We need to get the yellow one.

Brilliant, girls. We're halfway now. Two more barrels.

Oh, they've all fallen over.

This way.

Yeah! You got the yellow barrel down.

Well done, girls.

Oh, look out. Cook is tipping fish everywhere.

Oh, and they've all fallen over again!

-Good blocking, Line.

-Come on, girls.

Bounce tag into the boys. Well done, boys, off you go.

The last one to get, now. Oh, they've all had a tumble.

Oh, dear.

Those naughty pirates making it very tricky.

Oh, come on, push past Line.

That's it. He's fallen over. You can do it. Yeah!

Well done. Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

Brilliant bubbling.

Everyone was having a sit down.

First, Cook,

then Line and the girls...

followed by the boys.

But that didn't stop the Swashbucklers toppling

all of the barrels.

It's a win.

CHEERING

You did it again, Swashbucklers. We won back another jewel.

Well done. So, Captain Captain, you know the rule.

ALL: Send down a jewel!

All right. If it stops your noisy chanting, here's your jewel.

CHEERING

Yeah!

Here we go. Brilliant.

Let's pop that one in the chest. There you go, Aaron.

Brilliant. Yeah.

CHEERING

You can stop your noisy cheering, too. I don't want to hear it.

TUNELESS CONCERTINA

And I don't want to hear my concertina

being played badly like that.

Cook! Line!

HE PLAYS BADLY

Oh, that sounds great, Cook. Keep it up.

Stop that at once!

And you should be doing my laundry.

Done it!

Now will you play for us?

No!

We've heard you're really good.

Well, I am rather...

Oh, go on.

Just don't let me play too quickly.

# I learned to play my concertina here

# From a pirate queen all pirates fear

# She was brave and fierce and tough and strong

# And played her concertina all day long

# You really should have seen her when she played her concertina

# She squeezed that squeeze-box fast not slow

# Just watch that concertina go

# She taught me well that pirate queen

# Now I'm the best you've ever seen

# At playing my concertina here

# The only problem that I've got

# Is when I play I just can't stop

# You really should have seen her when she played her concertina

# She squeezed that squeezebox fast not slow

# Just watch that concertina go... #

Wow. She's very good, isn't she?

Yes, I am, aren't I?

# I'm the fastest player on the mighty seas

# My concertina, I love to squeeze

# But there's a secret I must tell

# Whenever I play it doesn't end well...

# You really should have seen her when she played her concertina

# She squeezed that squeezebox fast not slow

# Just watch that concertina go... #

She's going too fast, Line!

Keep up, boys!

I can't keep up!

Don't worry, I've got an idea.

Phew!

I said keep up!

# You really should have seen her when she played her concertina

# She squeezed that squeezebox fast not slow

# Just watch that concertina go! #

My concertina!

Bubbles!

Oh. Look at her go.

I thought it couldn't get any better.

Best day ever!

THEY LAUGH

Bubbles! Bubbles!

All right, Swashbucklers, you've got to get three of my jewels

in the Shipwreck Rummage.

So, to get us ready for the challenge,

let's do the Swashbuckle Salute one more time, OK?

Let me see you all marching!

Put your hands on your hearts!

Here we go!

-Eye patch! ALL:

-Eye patch!

-Pirate hat! ALL:

-Pirate hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer! ALL:

-Arrr-harr!

Arrr-harr! We're ready.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot where

each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful -

Cook, Line and Captain Captain have hidden the jewels well,

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

CHEERING

OK, Swashbucklers, you have to get

three more of my jewels so let me show you where they're hiding.

On the top deck, the purple jewel

in one of Captain Captain's treasure chests.

On the middle deck, the white jewel in the laundry.

And the blue jewel in the Pool of Pearls.

-McKenzie and Molly, you go first. Which one will you go for?

-White.

OK then, we're off to the laundry. Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harr!

-Then, Swashbucklers, away!

They're off.

And it's raining pearls.

McKenzie and Molly are speedy Swashbucklers.

Look at them go.

McKenzie is at the laundry, looking for the white jewel.

Ignore Cook, Swashbucklers.

That's it. Dig it out of the shirt.

Yes, they got it! They got the white one. Where next?

-Blue.

-To the blue to the Pool of Pearls.

Quick, Swashbucklers! Get down the slide.

Come on, Molly.

Daisy and Aaron are off.

That's the white back in the chest.

Two more jewels to find and they're heading for the Pool of Pearls.

Come on in!

Dig deep, Swashbucklers.

Where is the blue jewel?

Oh, no! You're sitting on it.

It's just underneath you!

Grab it, Swashbucklers. It's right there.

Don't let Cook and Line put you off.

Yes, they've got it!

Now you have to get the purple one right from the top, OK?

OK. That's it. As quick as you can.

We're running out of time. Go, go, go.

Well done. Brilliant.

The blue is safely home but there's still one more jewel to get

and the octopus is nearly at the chest.

We're running out of time!

Molly's got the purple jewel. Quick, Swashbucklers.

That's it. We're running out of time. Quick as you can.

Yeah!

Well done, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

What a wild rummage.

There were super smiles at the laundry

and McKenzie grabbed the white jewel.

The Swashbucklers sat on the blue in the Pool of Pearls

but bagged the jewel in the end.

That's some speedy sliding to get the final purple jewel home.

Phew! It's a win!

CHEERING

Yes! Well done, Swashbucklers.

You won back all my jewels so

I'd like to share them out with you to hold on to.

-There you go, Aaron.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

-And Daisy.

-Thank you.

-That's OK.

-Molly.

-Thank you.

-And one for you, McKenzie.

-Thank you.

-And the blue one for me.

Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers. CHEERING

So now we've got all five of my jewels, you know what it's time for.

One of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

But who's it going to be? McKenzie, let's spin that wheel to see.

Here we go.

Will it be Cook with the white hat,

Captain Captain with the black hat

or Line with the red bandanna?

It's going to be...

-..Cook!

-What? No, no, no, no!

So, Cook, it's time for you to...

-ALL:

-Walk the plank! Walk the plank! Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Go on, make friends with the slop.

Off you go.

Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

CHEERING

-AUDIENCE:

-Eww!

Oh, I do love to hear a naughty pirate going splash

into the smelly ship's mess. It's music to my ears.

We'll see you soon for more Swashbuckle.

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer! Arrr-harr!