Seadog Supper Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Will you help me win my treasure back? ALL:

-Yeah!

-Shall I make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear it, then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Swashbuckle cheer! ALL:

-Arr-harr!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

Ahoy, there, me hearties! And welcome to Swashbuckle!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arr-harrr!

I'm Gem, and it's great to have you all aboard!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arr-harrr!

Are you all ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arr-harrr!

Grrreat! Me too. Now, Captain Sinker is

off on her holidays.

I wonder what she's up to.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Captain Sinker's having fun in the sun,

but right now there are jewels to be won.

And Captain Captain is guarding them. Can you see her anywhere?

-AUDIENCE:

-Boo!

Oh! There she is!

Oh, silence! Gem, Gem! Have you heard the news?

No, Captain Captain. What is it?

Actually, I need my crew.

SHE BLOWS A WHISTLE

Cook! Line!

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate Tremendous

And Incredibly Nasty...

-GASP:

-The Third.

I've told you, call me Captain Captain for short.

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Captain For Short.

Right, get our finest china out, boys.

A sea dog is coming for supper.

-BOTH:

-A sea dog?!

Yes. And I want everything perfectly prepared for supper.

-A sea dog deserves only the very best. Got it?

-BOTH:

-Got it.

Right, I'm off to make myself look captainly. If you'll excuse me.

Um, cook.

Yes, Line?

-What's a sea dog?

-I don't know.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

You Pirates had better get started.

Captain Captain is expecting great things. And I'm expecting

to win my jewels back. Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today, we've got Abbey.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

Abbey is seven years old and can do the splits.

Her Swashbuckle name is Captain Abbey.

-This is Sam!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

Sam is also seven and loves swimming front crawl.

His Swashbuckle name is Lionheart Sam.

-Meet Ashton.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

Ashton is seven and has a dog called Coco.

His Swashbuckle name is Anchors Aweigh Ashton.

-Finally, we've got Ella!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

Ella is six years old and loves doing cartwheels.

Hopefully, her team will send Cook and Line into a spin today!

Ella's Swashbuckle name is Eye Patch Ella.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

Welcome aboard the Scarlet Squid.

My new team of Swashbucklers are here to help me win back my jewels.

But I need to make sure you are all ready for the adventure by

doing the Swashbuckle salute. Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart.

Here we go! Eye patch!

-AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch!

-Pirate hat!

Pirate hat!

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arr-harrr!

Oh, yes, you are ready. Now, look over here.

This is our treasure chest.

So, when you win my five sparkly jewels back,

-we'll put them in here to keep them safe.

-I don't think so, Gem.

I'll be showing this to the sea dog at my fancy supper.

I don't think so, Captain Captain, cos they are my jewels

and my Swashbucklers here are going

-to help me win them back, aren't you? ALL:

-Yeah!

Arr-harrr! Yeah. Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is Swashing.

Squawk!

The aim of the game is for one of you to dress up in

a set of Captain Captain's clothes.

All you have to do

is turn the crank and get all the right pieces of

Captain Captain's laundry safely across the lagoon

for your team-mates to wear.

Be careful. Those naughty pirates will be sneaky and try to stop you.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

-Have fun!

-Thank you, Squawk.

And Abbey will be dressing up in Captain Captain's baking clothes.

And I've got her shoes here to start you off.

And they have very yummy cupcakes on them and you have to find

four other items with those cupcakes on

way over the other side in those baskets.

But look out for Cook, who is trying to help with the washing,

but he may try to put you off.

And keep your eye on Line, who might try and tickle you

when you're playing the game.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach out across

the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

Are we ready to play?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers away! BELL RINGS

You can start putting the shoes on,

Abbey. That's it. Good start.

Well done, Ella, good cranking.

Sam, jump up and collect these

clothes off the line. Pull these

ones off. Oh, straight for the hat.

Good stuff. Over here, that's it.

Nice pink trousers, Line.

They're not for you, though.

Sam, we have to pick these off the

line here. That's it.

We don't want to put these on.

I'll throw them back.

Well done, Ashton. Keep digging

around for the items we need.

Oh, that's very nice.

Here comes a T-shirt we need.

Brilliant. OK, Ella! Big crank,

as fast as you can.

That's it. Brilliant! Good girl.

Perfect. Good work.

We are halfway now, team.

There you go, put the T-shirt on.

Shift the line, Cook!

Sam, we need these trousers.

Oh, ho-ho. They're jumping.

Quick! Catch them! Aw! Good catch!

Well done, Ashton.

You get that apron off Cook.

He's not supposed to wear that one.

Now I'll wear this one!

Brilliant! You're looking

-really good.

-She looks

rather good in that!

Oh, no. We need that apron.

We need that apron.

Come on! Come on, keep

cranking! Come on! Oh, no!

It's in the water! Pop it

back on the line.

We've only got 20 seconds left.

Come on, crank it over!

We're running out of time! Come on!

That's it! Last ten seconds.

Ten, nine, eight...

Put the hat on as well. That's it.

-AUDIENCE:

-Five, four...

Yay-hey-hey! We've done it!

Brilliant! Well done, me hearties. Good work.

Give us a twirl. Let's have a look at you. Oh, you are looking lovely.

Well done, me hearties. Squawk,

you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

Super-duper swashing. Ella did some top cranking.

Sam did some cracking catching.

Cook went wild with the swashing line.

But Ashton did some fantastic fishing.

The Swashbucklers got all the clothes across the lagoon to Abbey.

Gem, it's a win!

Well done, Swashbucklers. You've won back our first jewel. Brilliant!

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule.

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel!

Never mind. I have plenty more to show off at my supper.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

Here it is. It's the red one. Brilliant.

There you go, Abbey, in the chest, please.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

Well done, me hearties. We only need four more of those sparkly jewels

and one of the naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

-into the stinky ship's mess. AUDIENCE:

-Eurgh!

-Humph!

-Are you OK, Captain Captain?

-No, I am not!

My old sea dog friend has cancelled and can't come for supper.

And I was so looking forward to it.

It's not fair! Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh, never mind, Captain Captain. You can have a fancy supper with us.

-Cook can make you his seaweed strudel.

-Which I call a seawoodle!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ha-ha-ha!

I always have supper with you two.

I wanted an evening telling tales of seafaring adventures.

You two silly pirates are not the sea dogs that I want.

Oh, dear. We need to do something to cheer up Captain Captain.

But, Cook, you heard the captain.

We are not the sea dogs that she wants.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ha-ha-ha!

-Maybe there's something we can do about that.

-There is?

What are those naughty pirates up to?

Right, I am ready to play another game. Squawk, what is it?

The second game is Bouncy Sails.

The aim of this game is to fill all the holes with

the soft toy rats and mice.

All you have to do is bounce on the ship's sails and pull the ropes

to release the rodents.

Then your team-mates have to put them in the correct hole.

But be careful.

Cook or Line will be bouncing too and trying to stop you.

Good luck, Swashbucklers!

Thank you, Squawk. These are the soft toy mice and rats

you need to find to play the game.

So the little mice go into the little holes and the big holes

are for the big rats. Sam, let me hand you the big rat. Ella,

there is the little mouse to start you off. OK, me hearties,

look out for the naughty pirates! They'll try to put you off.

Cos look at Cook! He's dancing as an octopus and may try to get

in the way. But don't worry about him. I think you can do this.

-Are you ready to play? AUDIENCE:

-Arr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers away! BELL RINGS

Come on! Let's get those rats and

mice! Good jumping, boys.

Good start there, me hearties.

Throw them over here. That's it!

Good going, Abbey. Big throw.

All the way over. Brilliant,

right over the top of

Cook's head. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

We don't want that one.

Well done, Ashton. That's it,

collect them all up!

Quick as you can.

Big throws, well done!

Ashton is a good thrower!

Big throw, Abbey, come on!

Hey, Cook, Cook! Stop it!

I'm trying to help my Swashbucklers.

Stop them, Cook!

Doing really well. Let's keep

cheering them on, everyone! Come on!

Ashton, look inside the barrel that

Line's got. Look in the barrel!

Well done. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Quick, big throw! Ha-ha-ha!

We got you, naughty pirate.

That's it. Well done, Ella.

You're doing really well.

Get them all in the holes. Can you

put them down and see which ones

you're doing first?

You've got a nice pile of rats

and mice there. We've got one, two,

three, four, five, six, seven...

13 holes to fill.

Four more rat holes to fill.

That's it, brilliant!

There's lots down here.

You can collect up these ones.

So we now need...

only a few more left.

Three rats! We need three rats

and three mice!

That's it, we're doing really well!

Ha-ha-ha! We did it! Yes!

Well done, me hearties.

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you. Yeah!

What a game, Swashbucklers!

Ashton and Abbey got off to a great start

and the rats and mice were flying.

Line tried to trick Ashton with a lobster,

but Ashton got him back and emptied Line's barrel.

Abbey did some giant jumps.

And Ella and Sam kept putting in the rats and mice

to get the job done.

Gem, it's a win!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

-ALL:

-We've got another jewel! We've got another jewel!

Well done, me hearties. Good work. Captain Captain, you know the rule.

-AUDIENCE:

-Send down a jewel!

Oh! Today just got worse. No sea dog and now no jewel!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

Oh, we're happy about this! Brilliant!

Here comes the green one! There you go, Ella.

Into the chest. Brilliant! Well done!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

Right, time for a Captain's supper for one, I suppose.

I'm going below deck.

Humph!

Humph!

Oh, Captain Captain. There you are!

We've got a surprise for you. Look!

I told you, Cook, I don't want supper with you and Line.

You're not having supper with us, Captain.

We've invited a sea dog to join you!

A sea dog? Brilliant! Ohh!

When does he arrive?

Any minute now.

HE WHISTLES

-AUDIENCE:

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

May I introduce Line the sea dog?

Aw, I think he wants to play ball.

-Oh! Oh!

-He really likes you.

-What's going on?

-See? He's a sea dog.

A sea dog - you silly pirates -

is what we call an experienced sailor!

-Not an actual dog!!

-Woof-woof!

Awoooooo! Awoooooo!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Awoooooo!

Sorry, Captain Captain. We thought...

I just wanted a good old pirate evening,

supper and a chat with a good old pirate friend.

Awoooooo!

We were only trying to cheer you up, Captain.

We might be your crew, but we're also your friends.

-Friends!

-HE PANTS

Isn't he cute? Oh, look at his little...

Argh!

Well, I suppose it would be a waste not to share this supper

you've made. Why don't you join me?

Really? Oh, thanks, Captain Captain.

Dinner is served.

A dog biscuit? Down, boy!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

Oh, Captain's best friend.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

-All right, then, me hearties.

You have to get three more of my jewels now to make sure one

of those naughty pirates walks the plank.

So let's do the Swashbuckle salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts.

Here we go.

-Eye patch! AUDIENCE:

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat.

-Pirate hat.

-Swashbuckle cheer! AUDIENCE:

-Arr-harrr!

I think we are ready, arr-harrr!

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels that

have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels can be found.

But be careful, Cook, Line and Captain Captain have hidden the

jewels well and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

-OK, me hearties. You've got to find three more

of my jewels. I'll show you where they are on this map.

Up on the top deck we have the white jewel in one of the bird's nests.

On the middle deck, the purple jewel in the pool of pearls.

And on the lower deck, the blue one in one of the hammocks.

Girls, you're going first.

-Which colour are you going for? BOTH:

-Blue!

All right, then. Are we ready to play?

-AUDIENCE:

-Arr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers away! BELL RINGS

Off we go. Come on!

Let's cheer them on, everyone!

Whoa! Cook is pouring the pearls!

Just ignore him, girls.

Ella and Abbey are looking

for the blue jewel.

See if it's fallen out on the floor.

Oh, maybe it's in this one!

Don't get put off by Cook!

-We need that jewel!

-'She's got it!'

Boys, they've got the blue one.

Which one are you going for?

-The purple one.

-Off you go!

Well done, girls.

The blue is safely in the chest.

And the boys are flying

through the ship.

Cook is pouring more pearls,

but it's not slowing Sam

and Ashton down.

They're at the pool of pearls.

Get swimming, Swashbucklers.

We need that purple jewel!

Keep going! There it is!

Right by your hand!

Oh, no! Ashton didn't grab it.

Come on, boys!

Swim your way to the bottom of the pearls. Find that jewel!

The octopus is getting closer to the

-chest.

-Nearly there!

You're right by the jewel.

It's by your knee.

-I've got it!

-Ashton has got it!

They've just about found it,

so you've got to get up to

the top very quickly as soon

as they come back, OK? Ready,

quick as you can! Go, go! Come on!

Quickly, into the chest. Well done!

That's the purple in the chest.

Just the white jewel

left to get now.

Come on, girls,

we've only got 30 seconds.

But it's right at the top

of the ship!

And we're running out of time!

Quick as you can, girls!

Ella is at the bird's nest.

Not in that one. Not in that one.

But, oh, no, it's not in that one!

Time is nearly up.

You can do it, girls!

-She's got it!

-Come on! Come on!

Ella's got the jewel.

Three, two, one!

BELL RINGS

Oh, come over here, we couldn't get it into the chest in time.

Never mind, Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

A nail-biting rummage. Ella bags the blue jewel.

The pool of pearls proved tricky for the boys,

but finally Ashton picked up the purple.

The girls had a speedy run to the bird's nests and

Ella found the white jewel.

But the countdown had started.

And the chest was just too far away.

Sorry, Gem, it's a lose!

Oh, Swashbucklers, you tried so hard. That was so close.

Well done, but we couldn't get the jewel into the chest in time,

so those naughty pirates don't have to walk the plank today.

-But thank you so much. Have you had lots of fun? ALL:

-Yes!

I'm glad to hear that! Let's hear it for my brave Swashbucklers.

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

Well done, crew.

We don't need to walk the plank into the yuckity-yuckity ship's mess.

And look how shiny it is.

It's the shiniest one ever!

-Sparkly sparkly.

-Oh, can I have a...

-Absolutely not.

I just want to have a... I'll take real good care...

I don't think this is going to end very well, is it, Swashbucklers?

-No, absolutely not. No, no, no.

-It's beautiful.

-Can you see the glistening in my eyes?

-I got it! I got it!

Be careful with that! Be very, very careful with that!

GLOP!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Line, you're going to have to jump in there to get my jewel back,

ready for next time. We'll see you soon for more Swashbuckle!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Arr-harrr.