Pesky Pirate Swashbucklers Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship and sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand? #

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Shall I make the pirates walk the plank?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Well, let's hear it then, my hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-ALL:

-Ah-harrr!

CHEERING Yeah, woo!

Ahoy there, my hearties! Welcome to Swashbuckle!

-ALL:

-Ahoy!

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard!

-ALL:

-Ahoy!

Are you ready for our rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-ALL:

-Ahoy!

Brilliant! Now, Captain Sinker is off on her holidays.

I wonder what she's up to?

HAWAIIAN-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

Oh.

SHE GRUNTS

Oh!

-LAUGHTER

-Oh!

SHE SIGHS

SHE SIGHS

HAWAIIAN-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS

LAUGHTER

Captain Sinker may be on her holiday but I won't rest

until I get all of my jewels back!

And strict Captain Captain is guarding them.

Can you see her anywhere?

BOOING Oh, there she is!

Oh, are you OK, Captain?

No, I am not!

I can't find my crew anywhere!

Cook! Line!

Where are they?!

Well, if you can't find your crew, Captain,

maybe we can meet today's Swashbucklers instead!

-Oh, I suppose so.

-Brilliant! Squawk, let's meet today's team.

Squawk! Playing today, we've got Cook...

LAUGHTER

BELL RINGS

CHEERING

Up next, we have Line!

LAUGHTER

Thanks, Squawk.

BELL RINGS LAUGHTER

CHEERING

What on the seven seas are you two doing?

We're going to win back Gem's jewels, of course!

Yeah, we're your Swashbucklers today, Gem!

-LAUGHTER

-Argh!

Absolutely not!

You are my crew, today and always.

Now, get back on that ship and guard those jewels immediately.

-LAUGHTER BOTH:

-Please, Captain Captain?

Go!

LAUGHTER

So, Cook and Line want to be my Swashbucklers?

I'm sure I can find a much better team than those pesky pirates!

Squawk, let's meet the real Swashbucklers!

Playing today, we've got Megan!

CHEERING

Megan is six and likes going on caravan holidays.

Her Swashbuckle name is Rigger Megan!

-Next, it's Cillian!

-CHEERING

Cillian is also six years old and loves doing handstands!

His Swashbuckle name is Captain Cillian!

-Meet George!

-CHEERING

George is seven and has two cats called Sausage and Mash!

His Swashbuckle name is Jolly George!

-Finally, it's Jessica!

-CHEERING

Jessica is also seven and likes doing magic tricks.

Let's hope she can conjure up a win for her team today.

Her Swashbuckle name is Jewel Jessica!

CHEERING

Welcome aboard to my newest team of fantastic Swashbucklers

and you are here to help me get my jewels back from Captain Captain.

But I need to make sure you are ready for this challenge.

So, let's do the Swashbuckle salute! Let me see you all marching!

Put your hand on your heart.

Here we go!

-Eye patch! ALL:

-Eye patch!

-Pirate's hat! ALL:

-Pirate's hat!

Swashbuckle cheer!

-ALL:

-Ah-harrr!

Yeah! And look, this is our treasure chest.

So, when you win all of my jewels back, we'll put them in here

to keep them safe from pesky pirates. Argh!

Nonsense. I have Cook and Line in my team

and they are going to make things very difficult today.

I think you'll find, Captain Captain,

that my Swashbuckling team are all I need to win back my jewels today.

So, Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

SQUAWK!

The aim of the game is to knock over all ten targets.

All you have to do is collect the soft green cannonballs,

load them in the cannons and fire them, but be careful -

Cook and Line will be sneaky and try to stop you!

-CHEERING

-Go for it, Swashbucklers!

Thanks, Squawk. And here's the green squashy ball...

HONK! ..our Swashbucklers have to collect

and not these balls here.

We don't want the yellow and blue ones

that Cook and Line have put in there to try and confuse you!

They're in the baskets over there, but look out for those

pesky pirates because they'll try to put you off.

George and Jessica, you're going to be collecting the balls for me, OK?

So, Cillian and Megan, you can do the firing, all right?

-OK, are we ready to play? ALL:

-Ah-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers, away! BELL DINGS

Off we go! There's the first one there to start you off.

OK, here we go! Oh, straightaway, well done! Good work!

-Woo! Woo!

-Oh, that was a close one. Here we go.

Yes, well done, Cillian! CHEERING

Yeah, another one!

Oh, well done, that was a close one, Megan.

Good work, Jessica, yes! Well done, boys!

And another one!

Five down already?!

OK, we just have to get the top row down.

Yes! CHEERING

-And another!

-Four more to get, Swashbucklers.

You've got plenty of time.

Line's now taking a ride on the dolphin!

GEM LAUGHS

Good boy, George! Well done, Cillian!

Keep going!

Yes! Brilliant! CHEERING

Only three more to get.

Oh, that was so close! Well done.

Let's try again.

Yes! Well done!

CHEERING Two more to get.

Try again. Brilliant, well done.

Two more, we can do this. Oh, that was a bit close!

Oh, that was a close one as well!

We're running out of time, guys. Come on, let's do this!

Well done!

It's the last...

Yes! One more! CHEERING

-ALL:

-Ten, nine, eight,

seven, six, five,

four, three, two,

one!

Oh, well done, my hearties! Good try.

Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

-What a shot!

-BOING! BOING! BOING!

Megan knocked down the first ship straightaway!

-BOING! BOING!

-Then the first front row fell fast.

Line took a ride on a dolphin but he couldn't stop the Swashbucklers!

With one ship left to get, the bell rang!

Sorry, Gem - this time, it's a lose!

CHEERING

Aw, Swashbucklers, it was so close!

But don't worry, you could still win that jewel back

a little bit later, OK?

WHISTLE BLOWS Oh.

Tough luck, Gem. My team of pirates did me proud.

The jewel is mine!

We'll have one of you pesky pirates in the Ship's Mess soon, Captain!

-ALL:

-Ew!

Eugh!

Oh, well done, Swashbucklers! You did so well in that last game!

I can't wait to see one of those pesky pirates in the Ship's Mess!

Yeah, me too. I hope it's Line, he doesn't like it in there.

LAUGHTER Oh, you two!

Hey, Gem, do you think you might need a couple more

-Swashbucklers for your next game?

-Cook, Line!

What are you doing down there? There's slopping out to be done!

I think she's talking to you, Cillian, go on, go and slop out.

Hey, Cook, leave my team alone.

But we're your team, Gem!

Please, Gem?

-BOTH:

-Please?!

-LAUGHTER

It's not up to me.

You're Captain Captain's crew, remember?

Exactly, Gem.

And, as your captain, I expect you to get back on this ship

and guard the jewels right now!

-ALL:

-Ew!

And slop out the rest of these buckets!

LAUGHTER

Oh, dear.

It's time for my Swashbucklers to play another game.

So, Squawk, what is it?

The second game is...

SQUAWK!

The aim of the game is for one of you to dress up

in a set of Captain Captain's clothes!

All you have to do is turn the crank and get all

the right pieces of Captain Captain's laundry

safely across the lagoon for your team-mates to wear.

Be careful! Those naughty pirates will be sneaky and try to stop you!

-CHEERING

-Have fun, Swashbucklers!

Thank you, Squawk. And here are the pair of trainers

as part of a football kit and we are looking for

these little footballs here on the other four items

that Megan will be putting on for us.

And the other four items of clothing with those footballs on

are the other side of the lagoon.

But watch out for Cook,

he's rummaging through those baskets.

Your team-mate George will cheer you on

with your friends over there!

-Line, are you going to help us?

-Yes!

-Will you turn the crank for us?

-Yes!

-Are you ready to play, Line?

-Yes!

-Swashbucklers, ready to play?

-ALL:

-Yes!

Then, Swashbucklers, away!

BELL RINGS Here we go.

OK, Megan, pop those shoes on straightaway. Good girl.

CHEERING That's it, Line, well done.

Big jump! Well done, Jessica, that's it.

Oh, lots of things going into the lagoon.

Don't worry, we don't need those. We need this one here.

Can you reach? Big jump! Or maybe I can help.

See if you can get that one now. Big jump! Can you get it? Yeah!

So, we need this one. There you go, Megan.

That's a sweatband that goes on your head.

Brilliant. OK, so now we need to get over...

Oh, yes, this blue hoodie, we need.

OK, Line, crank it up.

Shake the Line, Cook.

Oh, no, Cillian, it's gone into the lagoon.

Put the T-shirt on, that's it. Put the T-shirt on.

Oh, good girl, Jessica.

We're halfway now, team.

Line, you can bring it back. Bring the T-shirt over for us.

Thanks, Line. Well done, Jessica, bring it round as quick as you can

and get the T-shirt on the way.

And the T-shirt. Get the T-shirt.

That's it, good girl, because we need the T-shirt first. Thank you.

So, we just need the blue shorts. Yes, Cillian! That's what we need.

Cook!

No, we need those!

That's it, try again, Cillian.

There we go.

Oh, yeah, try and get the pink top.

That's it, well done, Jessica. There we go. We just need the shorts.

We're running out of time, quick, the last ten seconds! Quick!

-Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

-Come on, Cillian, Swashbucklers!

..five, four, three...

Yes, Cillian, that's it!

-Yeah!

-Well done!

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

Superb swashing!

Jessica leapt for the sweatband and fished for the jacket.

Cheeky Cook tried to wear the shorts on his head

but Cillian got them back on the swashing line.

Line was a super Swashbuckler

and Megan got of Captain Captain's clothes on in time.

It's a win!

-Yeah!

-Yes! We did it.

Well done, me hearties, you've won back our first jewel.

So, Captain Captain, you know the rule.

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel!

You can have this one but you're not getting any more.

CHEERING

Here it comes. Yeah!

Ooh, it's the red one.

There you go, Jessica, into the chest, please.

Yes, only four more of those jewels and one of the naughty pirates

will have to walk the plank into the stinky Ship's Mess.

-ALL:

-Ew!

Now, where's my crew?

Hopefully doing proper piratey things

and not pretending to be Swashbucklers.

-ALL:

-Boo!

What is this?

It's time for the Cabin Rummage!

Ta-da!

And we've decided that you can play Gem.

Absolutely not.

We promise to be your crew again once it's over.

OK.

I'll let you play your silly game.

-Hooray!

-Swashbucklers, are you ready to play?

Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away.

LAUGHTER

OK, OK, OK, the first jewel is, er...in the barrel of pearls!

I'll get it, I'll get it!

Ah!

Oh, hurry up.

Come on, Cook.

It's in here somewhere.

Oh, I found it, I found it!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, put it in the chest.

Yeah!

Yay.

Right, the next jewel is hidden in my trunk.

My trunk? But you're not supposed to be...ah!

Quick, Line, it's over there! You can find it.

-That's it!

-There are too many clothes, I need some help.

All right, I'll help you, Line. Must be in here somewhere.

-I found it!

-Well good, Line, put it in the chest.

HE PANTS

I'll just put it in my little bag.

LAUGHTER

Yay!

Yay! Oh, that was actually quite exciting.

Right, one more to find.

The time is running out.

Oh, right, the last jewel is hidden in the bucket of slop.

Cook! Go and get it.

I can't, Captain, I'm being the octopus.

Yeah, and I can't go cos I just had my go.

Out of my way!

-Ah, yuckity, yuckity, yuck.

-Ten...nine...

-Come on, captain!

-..eight...

-Dig deep!

-..seven...

-Go down to the bottom of the barrel.

-..six...five...four...

-No, look inside.

-..three...two...one.

I've got it! I've got it!

SHE LAUGHS

I'm sorry, Captain Captain.

But you didn't get all the jewels in the treasure chest in time.

So, none of those naughty pirates need to get covered in slop today.

Except this one.

-ALL:

-Yeah!

OK, me hearties, you've got to find four more of my jewels now

in the Shipwreck Rummage, so, to make sure we're ready

for the challenge, let's do the Swashbuckle salute one more time.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts.

Here we go!

-Eye patch.

-Eye patch.

-Pirate hat.

-Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer!

-ALL:

-Ah-harrr!

Ah-harrr! We are ready.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage.

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because "X" marks the spot

where each of the jewels could be found,

but be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Captain

have hidden the jewels well

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out.

OK, Swashbucklers, you've got to find four of my jewels,

so let me show you where they're hiding on the treasure map.

On the top deck, the green jewel

is in one of Captain Captain's treasure chests.

On the middle deck, we have the white jewel in the laundry

and on the lower deck, the blue jewel is in the rope store

and the purple one is over by the cannonballs.

Megan and George, you're going first.

-Which colour are you going for?

-Blue.

-The blue one.

-Are we ready to play?

-Arrr-harrr!

Then Swashbucklers away! Off you go, George.

Megan and George are off.

Come on!

Line has a barrel of fish to fling.

But the Swashbucklers won't let that stop them

searching for the blue jewel.

George has got it!

George has got the jewel.

-You've got the blue one. Where are you going next?

-Green.

The green right at the top? OK. That's it. Off you go.

-Well done. That's it. Yes, good work!

-Yeah!

What a great start.

The blue is back in the chest

and Cillian and Jessica are climbing to the top of the ship

to find the green jewel.

-COOK:

-Oh, here they come. This'll slow them down.

Cheeky Cook! No, it won't.

Keep climbing, Swashbucklers.

Where's the green jewel?

-They've got it!

-Jessica's got it!

-They've got the green jewel.

Where are you going to go for me next? Purple? OK.

Speedy sliding and the green jewel is home.

There you go, good work!

Two jewels back in the chest and two more to get.

The Swashbucklers are at the cannonballs

and Megan is throwing fish at Line.

Come on, Swashbucklers, there's no time to lose.

LINE HUMS

Yes, they've got the purple one! Now I need you, Cillian and Jessica,

to get the white one in the laundry as soon as they come back.

Megan has got the purple jewel.

Only one more jewel to get.

Off you go, yeah!

-Good work.

-It's the white and it's in the laundry.

Great climbing!

The beach balls are flying!

Quick, we're running out of time.

Is it in the sock, Cillian?

-Come on!

-That's it Jessica, help him out.

Jessica has got the white jewel!

Quick, Swashbucklers, get it back to the chest!

Nice style, Cillian.

We're running out of time.

Ten...nine...eight...

Yeah!

We've done it!

Well done, Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view, over to you.

What a performance.

George was quick to get to the blue jewel

and Cillian's super-speedy with the green.

Megan was busy throwing fish at Line

but still found the purple jewel

and with a stylish slide home,

the white jewel completed the set.

Gem, it's a win!

CHEERING Yes, you did it!

Well done, me hearties.

Thank you so much for winning back all of my five jewels.

Now, I can hand them out for you to hold on to for me.

-There you go, Jessica.

-Thank you.

-There you go, Megan.

-Thank you.

-Cillian, one for you.

-Thank you.

-There you go, George.

-Thank you.

And the blue one for me.

Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers.

Yeah!

Now we've got all five of my jewels, you know what it's time for -

one of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

But who's it's going to be? George, let's spin the wheel to see.

Here we go. Let's give it a really big spin. You ready?

Big spin!

Will it be Cook with the white hat,

Captain Captain with the black hat

or Line with the red bandanna? It's...

Captain Captain!

So, Captain, it's time for you to...

-ALL:

-Walk the plank! Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

-I'm not happy.

-Walk the plank!

-SHE SOBS

-Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

Yeah!

LAUGHTER

E-e-ew!

Ha-ha-ha! Ew!

Oh, it's always best when Captain Captain

ends up in the smelly Ship's Mess.

We'll see you soon for more Swashbuckle.

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer...

Ah-harrr!