Pirate's Den Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

CHEERING

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

-Shall we make the pirates walk the plank?

-Yeah!

Well, let's hear you then, me hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

-AUDIENCE:

-Arrr-harrr!

Arrr-harrr-harrr! CHEERING

Ahoy there, me hearties,

and welcome aboard the Scarlet Squid for Swashbuckle.

ALL CHEER

I'm Gem and it's great to have you all aboard.

Now, are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harr!

-Great!

And will you help me to win back my jewels from the naughty pirates?

ALL CHEER

Thank you very much. Now, where is that Captain Captain?

Have you seen her anywhere?

AUDIENCE BOOS

Oh, enough of your booing!

Cook and Line have kept me awake all night with their snoring.

I just want some peace and quiet.

Well, you won't get much of that around here, will she, everybody?

-ALL:

-No!

I'm aware of that.

That's why I want my pirates to build me

some comfy new captain's quarters in a quiet corner of the cove.

Cook, Line!

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Captain.

Listen, I want you to build me some

comfy new captain's quarters in a quiet corner of the cove.

-A what what in the what of the what?

-You know, an encampment.

-BOTH:

-Huh?

-A hideout.

-BOTH:

-Huh?

-A shelter!

-BOTH:

-Oh!

A den!

No! Some captain's quarters not a dennnn!

I LOVE making dens!

-Me too, den buddy!

-BOTH:

-Yoink!

-Oh, just get on with it!

-BOTH:

-Yay! Yeah!

Building a new den, I mean, captain's quarters will keep Cook

and Line busy and we need to get busy winning back my jewels,

so, Squawk, let's meet today's Swashbucklers.

Playing today, it's Lewis!

-CHEERING

-Lewis is six.

He likes crisps and spaghetti, but not together.

His Swashbuckle name is Wild Lewis.

-Next it's River.

-CHEERING

River is six and she likes summer and strawberries.

Her Swashbuckle name is Sneaky River.

Here comes Elaine!

CHEERING

Elaine is six and she loves her toy ponies.

Her Swashbuckle name is Lily-Livered Elaine.

Completing the crew is Leo.

CHEERING

Leo is six and he likes going for walks.

Let's hope he'll make the pirates walk the plank.

His Swashbuckle name is Dynamite Leo.

CHEERING

Welcome aboard the Scarlet Squid, me hearties.

These Swashbucklers are here to help me win back my jewels,

but I need to make sure you really are wiggling and ready to go,

so let's do the Swashbuckle salute.

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts.

-Here we go. Eye patch. ALL:

-Eye patch.

-Pirates' hats. ALL:

-Pirates' hats.

-Swashbuckle cheer. ALL:

-Arrr-harr!

Arrr-harr! Yes, we are raring to go. Squawk, what do we have to do today?

You daring Swashbucklers need to work as a team as you take

part in different pirate games.

Every time you win a game,

Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest.

Win all five jewels and one of the naughty pirates will walk

the plank into the ship's mess.

CHEERING

And this is our treasure chest.

So when you win back my jewels, we'll pop them in here to keep them

safe from the pesky pirates and Captain Captain.

You won't win any jewels today, Gem.

In fact, I think

I'll use this one to decorate my lovely new captain's quarters.

Not if we win it back first, Captain Captain. We are ready to play.

Squawk, what's the first game?

The first game is...

The aim of this game is to fill all the holes with the soft

toy rats and mice.

All you have to do is bounce on the ship's sails

and pull the ropes to release the rodents.

Then your team-mates have to put them in the correct hole.

But be careful, Cook or Line will be bouncing too and trying to stop you.

And here are the soft toy rats

and mice you need to find to play the game.

So the big rat goes into the big hole

and the little hole is for the little mouse, and they are way

above the bouncy sail where Line is doing some lovely pirate dancing.

You have as long as it takes for the octopus to reach

out across the screen and close the treasure chest to play the game.

Leo and Elaine, you're going to be bouncing for me?

-BOTH:

-Yes.

-Brilliant.

So, River and Lewis, you're going to be catching the rats and the mice,

so let me give these ones to you here to start you off, OK?

Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harr!

-Then, Swashbucklers away!

Come on, let's bring back our first jewel. Well done.

Watch out for him, Lewis. That's it. Ooh! Brilliant! Well done, Leo.

Let's see, can we get some more rats and mice here?

There's a few down the back there. Look, Hook's fallen over.

-Quick, let's make the most of that. There you go.

-Get up, Hook!

-Rats and mice!

-Remember, there's lots around here we can collect up.

That's it. We're nearly halfway through on the board.

Keep going, River.

So the little hole is for the mice. You're doing really, really well.

There you go. There's some mice down there.

There we go.

Lots of holes still to fill.

-Whee-hee!

-One, two... There you go. There's a lot down here for you,

Lewis. Pop them in. Ignore him. Get the fish out of there!

-Quick, put some more in. Cook, stop it!

-Get out of there!

You're so cheeky, Swashbuckler.

Keep going, Swashbucklers. We're running out of time.

We need more rats.

We need some more rats over here. Here we go.

There's some more rats coming your way.

Watch out! Hook!

We're running out of time! Quick, quick, quick!

There's some rats. That's it.

-A couple more to go, we're nearly there. AUDIENCE:

-Ten, nine, eight...

-Only one rat to go!

-One more rat over here!

Over there!

BELL RINGS

Ooh! Ooh! That was so close. Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view.

Over to you.

Squawk! Our Swashbucklers set sail to victory.

Lewis and River speedily stuffed rats and mice in the holes.

Elaine and Leo found lots of fish...

while Cook flopped on the floor.

Then one last rat squeaked in at the last second. Well done, Gem.

It's a win!

Yes! We did it! Well done, Swashbucklers.

You've won back our first jewel, so, Captain Captain,

-you know the rule. ALL:

-Send down a jewel.

Fine.

Who needs a silly old jewel

when I'm soon going to have some shiny new captain's quarters.

Yeah!

Oh, look it's the green jewel, so there you go,

River, into the chest for us, please.

Brilliant! And a big cheer, come on.

ALL CHEER

So we only need four more of those sparkly jewels and then one of the

naughty pirates will have to walk the plank

into that stinky ship's mess. Urgh!

-Ugh! Which way is the ship's mess?

-Er...this way a bit. That way a bit.

What on the seven seas are you two squid brains doing?!

-Is that you, Captain?

-Yes, it's me.

Oh, good. We've made you a den!

-BOTH:

-# Den, den-den, den-den, den-den! #

-I've told you...

-# Den! #

-I've told you...

-# Den! #

-I've told you it's not a den!

It's my new captain's quarters.

Looks like you've just thrown a blanket over your heads.

-BOTH:

-Thrown a blanket over our...

-Yeah, that's what we've done.

-Pretty much.

-This will not do.

I want my captain's quarters to be smart, cosy and comfy.

-Now, get building!

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Captain!

Oh, which way? Is that you, captain? Is that you, captain?!

Those pirates won't look very smart when we win back all of my jewels

and they end up in the stinky ship's mess.

Right, Squawk, we're ready to play another game.

The second game is...

The aim of the game is to knock down all the portholes.

All you have to do is collect the soft, green cannonballs,

load them into the cannons and fire.

But look out, because Cook and Line will try to put you off.

CHEERING

And here is one of the green squashy balls you have to collect

from the baskets over there, covered with slippery seaweed. Urgh!

And then fire them over here to the portholes.

But do look out for two pesky pirates with lots of beach balls

on top of Line. Maybe that's good to keep him in there.

Lewis and River, will you fire the cannons for me?

Let me give you that ball there to start you off. There we go.

And Leo and Elaine, you can collect the balls, OK?

All right, me hearties. Are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harr!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

Good start. All right, let's get those balls over, me hearties.

Very quick, Elaine. That's it. Fire it into the canon.

Oh! Ooh, that was a close one. Try again. Line it up for the porthole.

-Down!

-Whoa! Let's go.

-Yes! Well done, River. We've got one down. Brilliant.

-Are you ready, Line?

-Let's play tennis.

-Ooh, that was a bit close.

Try again. Line it up again.

-Whee!

-Oh, no!

Stop playing tennis!

That was another close one. That's, take your time, line it up.

Oh, try again, Lewis.

Irish dancing isn't going to stop them.

Oh, lovely Irish dancing, boys!

Oh, yes! Well done, Lewis!

Quite dizzy now!

That's it, try again, push it all the way in.

-Boom!

-Oh, and try again.

Go get some more - that's it.

Yeah! We've got another one down. Good girl.

Try that one. Go, go, go.

Ooh, let's try again. Line it up.

-Hiya!

-And then...

Look out for the pirates in those holes.

Oh, that was a bit high, that one.

We've got all the top ones.

You have to get the lower ones now, me hearties. That's it.

Oh, look out for those pirates!

Jumping out, trying to frighten us.

Hey! Stop throwing the balls!

That's it, try again.

Yes! Well done, River!

Try again!

Coming up to the last 10 seconds.

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

Get some more balls!

Oh, no, come on! Try again!

BELL RINGS And we're out of time.

Well done, Swashbucklers, good effort.

Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

Squawk! Our team put in a whole lot of effort.

Cook served up some beach balls.

While Elaine served up squashy cannonballs.

Cook and Line were dancing for joy as the time slipped away.

The Swashbucklers tried their best,

but sorry, Gem, this was a lose.

Oh! Never mind, me hearties. That was a very tricky game.

But don't worry, we can win that jewel back

in the Shipwreck Rummage.

Oh, Gem, I know you really wanted that jewel,

so I've put it in a little bag for you.

CROWD: Boo!

Whoa... Hang on a second...

It's an empty bag with a hole in the bottom?

Oh, Gem, you're right.

The jewel fell right through the bag into my hand!

I better go and put it in my new den.

I mean, captain's quarters!

Let's hope Cook and Line have finished building it.

Cook, Line, I hope you haven't built a silly little den.

Oh! Actually, I like that.

Ah! You like our de-e-e-en, do you?

-Actually, yes!

-Do you want to come in, Captain?

We've got loads of super cool stuff inside.

-We've got a big-screen TV.

-Snacks.

-Big-screen TV.

-Snacks.

-BOTH: It's amazing!

It sounds amazing. Oh, can I come in? Please, please.

Can I, can I, can I?

-Of course! What's the password?

-Erm... Sausages.

-No.

-Flimflam.

-No.

-Butternut.

-No.

-Ding-dong.

-No.

-Squeegee.

-No.

-Chicken breath.

-No.

-What was the last one?

-Shuffle pop.

-Erm...no.

-Grr! What is the password?!

-Amazing. WHAT is the password.

-What?!

-Yeah, that's it - what.

-OK, then! Can I come in, then?

Uh... No. You still need to do the de-e-e-en dance.

-What's the "de-e-e-en dance"?

-Good question.

-Argh!

-Argh!

-Where did you come from?

-Secret entrance.

The den dance is quite something to behold. Check this out.

ELECTRO MUSIC

OPERATIC MUSIC

ELECTRO ENDING MUSIC

-Your turn, Captain.

-OK... Um, all right...

ELECTRO MUSIC

OPERATIC MUSIC, SHE SINGS ALONG

ELECTRO ENDING MUSIC

-Very good, captain.

-Bravo.

-Thank you.

Now, please can I come in? Pretty please, with seaweed on top.

HUSHED WHISPERS

-Sorry, the de-e-e-en is now...

-Closed.

Right! I've had enough of this.

Oo-hoo-hoo, she sounded well cross.

Yeah, I hope she doesn't find the secret entrance.

-A-ha!

-Argh!

-Argh!

Turns out your secret entrance wasn't so secret!

And yes, I am cross! Come here!

-Argh!

-Stop it!

-No!

Ow! Ow!

-Argh!

-Argh!

Moving on...

All right, Swashbucklers, you have to win back four more of my jewels

now in the shipwreck rummage, so let's get ready by doing

the Swashbuckle Salute!

Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your heart. Here we go.

-# Eye patch

-Eye patch!

-# Pirate hat

-Pirate hat!

# Swashbuckler cheer

# Arrr-harrr! #

Yes, we are ready. Bring it on, Squawk.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage! Squawk!

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels could be found.

But be careful - Cook, Line and Captain Captain have hidden

the jewels well, and they must all be in the chest

before the time runs out.

Come on, me hearties, we need to find my four remaining jewels.

Here's where they're hiding.

Up on the middle deck, we have the purple jewel

in the crates of rats and mice.

And we also have the white jewel over on the laundry.

And we have the blue jewel on the lower deck in the food store.

And we've got the red jewel over in the shark tank.

River and Elaine, you're going first for me.

-What colour will you go for?

-Red.

-To the shark tank?! OK.

Look out for Ethel and Gertrude, then!

So, girls, are we ready to play?

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!

Then, Swashbucklers, away! BELL RINGS

Here we go. Sharks Ethel and Gertrude await River and Elaine.

-Hello, Swashbucklers!

-Elaine swims across.

# La-la-la-la-la! #

Here's some seaweed for you!

She's got red!

We've got it! We've got the red jewel!

-So, boys, where are you going to go next?

-Purple!

For the purple one? OK, to the crates of rats and mice.

That's it, good girl, River.

Yes, and Elaine's going to pop the jewel in the chest. That's it.

-Off you go, boys.

-Three jewels needed.

Leo and Lewis race through the lower deck.

You've got a bit of seaweed wrapped with you!

-COOK:

-You have to be quicker than that!

-Up to the rats and mice.

-Whoa! Ha-ha!

-Simple!

-That's my jewel!

-The boys have got the purple one!

-Girls, where will you go for me next?

-Blue!

OK, wait for the boys to come back.

That's it!

OK, girls, off you go. Well done.

That's it, into the chest just there.

That's the purple!

And Elaine and River are looking for blue.

Yoo-ho!

River's got it!

The girls have got the blue one!

Boys, you need to go to the second deck for me

to get the white jewel, over in the laundry. Go, go, go, boys, go!

Yes, that's it, River!

Four in the chest, one left.

Lewis and Leo rushed to the middle deck.

Look out for those beach balls!

The white is hiding in the laundry.

A nice smelly sock!

-Sniff out the jewel - not the sock!

-Much better than a jewel!

Have this smelly sock!

Yes, Lewis!

Yes, we've got it! Bring it back, boys. Yes!

Come on, boys.

Come on, run!

Come on, let's get it into the chest!

Well done, Lewis. Into the chest.

Yes!

CHEERING Well done, Swashbucklers.

We beat those naughty pirates.

-Squawk, you got the bird's eye view. Over to you.

-Squawk!

Our Swashbucklers were pumped up.

Elaine wrestled sharks for red.

Leo quickly picked out purple.

River snapped up blue.

Lewis cleaned up in the laundry with white.

They bagged all the jewels. It's a win!

Yes! You were amazing, Swashbucklers.

You won back all of my jewels. Thank you so much.

So now I'd like to share them out with you to hold on to for me.

-There you go, River.

-Thank you.

-One for you, Leo.

-Thank you.

-There you go, Elaine.

-Thank you.

-That's OK.

-And there you go, Lewis.

-Thank you!

-You are most welcome!

The blue one for me! Let's hear it for my brilliant Swashbucklers.

CHEERING

So, now we have all five of my jewels, you know what that means!

One of the naughty pirates has to walk the plank.

So, Lewis, come with me over here.

We have a new bit here on the wheel,

so if we land on that one over there,

all three pirates have to go in for the triple slop drop!

-PIRATES:

-No!

But which pirate will it be?

Let's spin the wheel to see. Off you go.

Will it be Cook, with the white hat?

Or Captain Captain, with the black hat?

Or Line, with the red bandanna?

Or will it be all three pesky pirates?

Let's see.

It's going to be...

-..Line!

-Oh!

So, Line, it's time for you to walk the plank!

ALL: Walk the plank! Walk the plank!

-Argh!

-Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

Argh!

CHEERING

Eurgh! Ha-ha-ha!

Aw, the stinky ship's mess is the perfect place for a pesky pirate.

We'll see you again very soon for more Swashbuckle.

CHEERING

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

-Swashbuckle cheer!

-Squawk!

-ALL:

-Arrr-harrr!