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Greetings, Babblers. Now, all good things must come to an end -

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a brilliant movie, a good book, a banana, tuna and chutney sandwich,

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and this series of Technobabble.

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So let's go out with a bang!

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Right, let's tickle your tech taste buds with one final

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fix of brilliant Babble.

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Coming up today...

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Marcus and Frankie chew the fat about their favourite future tech.

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This is video chat for your pets!

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Love is in the air as Jake opens his heart to reveal

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his favourite Valentine's apps.

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Come here!

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Mwah!

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And we put your questions to those troublesome twins Niki and Sammy.

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I would definitely be a monkey.

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Yeah, I thought as much.

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But first, here's Ashley to talk games.

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All-time classic games.

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Today I'm going to be telling you about some all-time classic games.

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First off, one of the games I really, really loved to play

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was called Pokemon Sapphire on the Game Boy Advance.

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You basically have to catch Pokemon

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and train them up and fight with them as sport.

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Little tip, as you start levelling up your Pokemon,

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focus on what you want to keep until the end so that when

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you get to the end, that Pokemon is a really, really high level

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so when you go against a boss level,

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you should be able to take them down kind of easy.

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Pac-Man is famous across the world.

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It's an arcade game that was first released in 1980

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and it is known as the icon of arcade games.

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Now, the idea behind this is that you are playing Pac-Man

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and you have to navigate through this maze collecting

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pellets as you're being chased by ghosts.

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Now, my best tip for this is to avoid the red and pink ghosts

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because they are known as the fastest and most skilled ghosts.

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PAC-MAN EATS PELLETS

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Next game is also a well known retro game called Space Invaders.

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The idea of the game is that you are battling aliens

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trying to attack you.

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As they get further down on the level,

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they get harder and faster to kill.

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The best tip I have for this is to start at the bottom

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and make your way up so it's easier and you have a lot more time

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to kill them all before they get to the bottom.

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LASER FIRE

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I will catch you guys next time.

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Goodbye.

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Thank you, Ashley.

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I like to think that one day Technobabble will be

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regarded as a classic.

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I mean, we've got a handsome host, witty jokes,

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oh, yeah, and a catchily-named social media app.

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What are we going with this week?

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Instablab.

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You know what? I kind of like it.

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Come on, Instablab, message me right up.

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Right, Vlogster, forget the Babblers, they ask enough questions.

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I love tech - don't...don't call me a...a geek -

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and I want to know what's got Marcus and Frankie excited right now.

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Time for something a bit different, then, on Technobabble.

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Let's see what kind of double act my two boys make.

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Welcome to Technobabble.

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I'm the Vlogster and I think I'm really funny.

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Do it again, do it again.

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I do the jokes, Frankie.

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I also do the bottom burps.

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HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES

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FRANKIE LAUGHS

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OK, OK, OK, my turn, my turn.

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I think you'll find it's my turn, children!

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Vlogster, we were just...erm...

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I could see what you were JUST, Marcus Bronzy,

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and I am definitely not impressed!

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But... You know what they say, Vlogster,

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imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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I'll give you flattery, Frankie! In clumps!

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But I also have a massive ego, so all attention is very welcome.

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Right, time to get your thinking caps on, lads,

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to give us your take on the tech that's totally top of the tree.

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Think you can manage that?

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BOTH: You betcha!

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I'm sending Marcus and Frankie off to, well,

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the other side of the room.

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They're going to be showing us some of the most exciting bits

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of tech coming our way in the near future.

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All right, Mr Bronzy, Bronzo!

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Best of tech. Pfft...too easy.

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That sounds very much like a challenge, Mr Vu.

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DEEP BREATH

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Let me proceed.

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-These are REVs - robotically enhanced vehicles.

-Right.

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Think remote-control cars, but no remote needed.

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Instead you have an app which connects you to these cars,

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drive them around and they've got impact protection,

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so they're less likely to crash into each other,

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and play a little game of catch and mouse - REVs.

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Well, that was wheely good, Marcus,

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but you should definitely have a look at this.

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These are called ShiftWear and they're smart shoes

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that mean you can display any image

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on your shoes.

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Not just a still photo, it can be a video as well.

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Plus they're 100% waterproof, so you're never going to get wet,

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even though you've got a screen on your shoes,

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and on top of that, they charge with every step that you take,

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so you don't need any batteries.

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That's awesome, but check this out.

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The world's first humanoid robot

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for the family.

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This robot assistant recognises you.

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It can tell you a story.

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It can send and receive e-mails and texts for you and...

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teach you how to do a bit of yoga as well.

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Why would I want to do that?

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Why wouldn't you?

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Either way, I need this in my life, but you know what I need even more?

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Have a look at this.

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It's called Hypnos,

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the world's best sleep hoodie.

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So, it's not just any ordinary hoodie, it's got pillows

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built into the hood so that you can sleep anywhere you go.

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I love that, I could do with a good old sleep on the bus.

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-And it'd be better than...

-HE LAUGHS

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It'd be better than rolling around with one of these!

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-Don't ask.

-It's got a bowtie and everything!

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Right, anyway, vending machines, right?

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You've bought a can of pop?

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-Maybe some food from one?

-Maybe.

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This is Carvana.

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-A car vending machine.

-What?

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Money goes in, car comes out.

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-Boom.

-FRANKIE LAUGHS

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Very impressive. OK.

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This is video chat for your pets!

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-What?

-Yes!

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So, you can be out in the park playing football and your dog can

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give you a video call from home by just pressing its paw on the button.

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Ludicrous but fun.

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Right, give me that.

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Time to finish big. This...

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is the Cicret Bracelet.

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Screens? No...you don't need those any more with this.

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It projects onto your own skin via a bracelet that you wear.

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And you can touch your skin like you would a touch-screen phone or

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tablet or anything like that.

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I need it.

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-Yes.

-Right now.

-Yes, yes.

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You wouldn't even need to put your phone in your pocket any more.

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Happy now, Vlogster?

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I tell you what, boys, you were 27% funnier than I expected.

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But at least 50% better looking, eh? Eh?

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It's all relative, Marcus, my boy, all relative.

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Vlogster, I can tell you're itching to show something off too.

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What have you got for us?

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Feast your eyes on this - the Ehang 184,

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a drone designed to carry human passengers.

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Created by Chinese techsperts, the pilotless craft automatically

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flies itself to pre-selected destinations.

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It could soon become the only way to travel.

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What do you think, Frannie Vu?

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Well, for an oddly-shaped...

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What... What even are you, Vlogster?

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Oh, that's something for another time, boys.

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I don't want to blow those tiny minds.

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Anyway, got to go.

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I've a Valentine's dinner date.

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Ooh, who's the lucky lady, Vlogs?

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Lady? What lady?

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I've got a microwave meal for one waiting for me.

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Perfect. Ta-rah.

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I love you.

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-FEMALE WHISPER:

-Je t'aime...

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-I love you.

-Je t'aime...

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I love you!

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Well, who can you love if you can't love yourself?

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How about Jake?

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He's so dreamy.

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Hey, guys. Happy Valentine's Day.

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Come here!

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Mwah!

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If you're feeling in the mood for lur-r-ve,

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I've got some great and fun apps for you to try.

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Let's go.

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First up is Love Test Calculator.

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Ooh, the calculator of love!

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If you want to find your perfect love match,

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try this little nifty app and see if your crush likes you back.

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So much fun and easy to use.

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Ja-a-ke... I saw that you're my perfect match!

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Uh, oh, dear.

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Now, the next app is called Valentine Yourself.

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Be the star of the show and get ready to laugh at you

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dancing in a music video with your loved one.

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You simply just upload your pictures and off you go.

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Next is Tom's Love Letters.

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Why not download that cutest love app ever

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so you can show that special person how you feel about them?

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Once you get started, the cute little talking Tom

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and talking Angela are there to help you out.

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Create a digital card or create

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a cute tune with these furry friends.

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You can even add a personal message for the added touch.

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That's all from me. Catch you later.

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Love you, Vlogster.

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Happy Valentine's Day, Jake.

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Love tips. I mean, love love tips.

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Ugh...what I'm trying to say is I love tips about love. Phew!

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What I don't love is downloading apps without permission

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and that goes for in-app purchases too,

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so don't do it and we'll avoid any broken hearts.

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DING Oh, there goes Instablab.

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Who's being all sociable now, then?

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Vlogster, is it possible to make a super spy suit?

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Shh...

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If anyone asks, you haven't seen me.

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But cracking question, Chris.

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Is this so you can sneak out of lessons at school?

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WHISPERS: Accessing data banks...

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American physicists are already working on a Harry Potter-style

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invisibility cloak that can make microscopic objects invisible.

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The cloak works by bending light rays around an object,

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a bit like water flows around a rock in a stream.

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One problem, though, the cloak only works

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in an exact predetermined environment, so our would-be spy

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would need to keep perfectly still to stay invisible.

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Which wouldn't lead to much secret agent work.

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There's still stealth hope.

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Italian scientists think that a suit fitted with micro-cameras

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and tiny LED screens could film and display the background

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behind the spy rendering them semi-invisible.

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This technique is already being used on the Infinity Tower

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in South Korea.

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The skyscraper will be almost invisible from some angles.

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I'd love to see that tower.

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Or not see it, even.

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But what if our spy is feeling hot-hot-hot?

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They'll need to be able to avoid heat-sensitive cameras

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that reveal cold and hot spots.

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Researchers in Singapore have created a clever thermal material

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that has 24 tiny built-in pumps that change

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temperature by adding or removing heat.

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Using this tech in a spy suit could make our spy almost invisible

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to thermal cameras.

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Sounds pretty cool!

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And talking of sound, no-one likes a noisy spy,

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so scientists in North Carolina have used man-made smart materials

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to create a small pyramid-shaped structure that can hide sound waves,

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so any noise made within the pyramid can't be heard outside it.

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If this tech could be added to a wearable suit, it would be like

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making everyone in the room deaf to the noise of the secret agent.

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He could even whistle while he works and no-one would be any the wiser.

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Time now to share a bit more of the Technobabble love

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and put some of your questions to Niki and Sammy.

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Or is it Sammy and Niki?

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Let's cover all bases in one.

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Siki, do your thing.

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Hey, guys. We're back.

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And we're ready to answer the questions

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you've been sending in across the series.

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I've put a lot of thought into this one

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and I have to say I would definitely be a monkey.

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Yeah, I thought as much.

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I'd be a fox so I could be a foxy mamma.

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That's not how it works.

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If you could invent a piece of technology...

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I would have to say a spray that cleans you like a shower

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but one that means you don't have to have a shower, because getting

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out of a warm, steamy shower into the cold air is the worst.

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Yeah...OK.

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I'd create something that cooks for me,

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because tbh, 90% of the time I just can't be bothered.

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-Don't you mean a microwave?

-MICROWAVE BEEPS

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Oh.

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The poo emoji.

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Oh, the poop emoji for sure.

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Actually, the unicorn emoji is pretty cool too.

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That's new.

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-Look.

-UNICORN NEIGHS

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Unicorn.

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If you could travel through time, would you go forward or backwards

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and what time would you go to?

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I would definitely go back to the dinosaurs and probably steal

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a dinosaur egg just to raise it as my own super pet in the future.

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Hey, it's not all that bad.

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I met all of my best friends at school.

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Yeah, and it was the only place I could escape him.

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We went to school together.

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Not every class.

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Thanks so much for all of your questions, guys.

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We loved hearing from you.

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Keep being cool cats and we'll see you guys around soon.

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-Bye.

-Bye.

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Love those boys. Like, #totallytoptwins.

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Talking of which, it's time for Babblebuster

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and we're going with the letter H.

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H is for hashtag.

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A hashtag is a kind of label used on social media sites which

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makes it easier to search for posts that have a common theme.

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Hashtags are most used on Twitter, but no-one's really sure

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when people started using them.

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And now it's tricky to find one that's totally unique.

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#vlogsterforprimeminister, anyone?

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That's quite enough of that, thank you.

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And I'm done.

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This is the Vlogster signing out until next time.

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Stay safe, Babblers, and enjoy your tech.

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Love you, bye!

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