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OCTOPUS GROWLS | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Ye-e-e-e-e-e-eah!!! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
What...? What's happened? What's this? What's happened here? | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
You've... LAUGHTER | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Just embarrassment in front of... Let's get on with the show. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Hello, everyone! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
Hello, I'm Iain Stirling and this is The Dog Ate My Homework, | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
a game show you can all play along with at home. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Although, if you shout your answers at the TV, | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
I can't actually hear you. LAUGHTER | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
So let's meet our te-e-e-eams! APPLAUSE | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
On my right, a boy who failed his woodwork exam | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
by making a chair out of bits of wood and sticky tape. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
The judges said he didn't quite nail it. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
-It's Isaac, everyone. -Here, sir. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
And on Isaac's team, someone who played a news reporter on DNN. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:54 | |
What an easy job, just sitting behind a desk, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
talking to the camera... | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Oh, yeah. It's Dominique Moore, everyone. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
-Here, sir. -APPLAUSE | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
And on Isaac's team, a man obsessed with time travel. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
In fact, he was voted the man most likely to invent time machines | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
back in his class... | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
of 2057. LAUGHTER | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
It's Stuart Goldsmith, everyone. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
-Here, sir. -APPLAUSE | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
And on my left, a girl that in cookery class | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
was so good at making margarine, | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
her school report said, "Could do butter", it's Kiera. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
-Here, sir. -APPLAUSE | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
And on Kiera's team, someone whose teacher said | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
he was destined for great things and he certainly "grates" on me. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
It's CBBC's Chris "Yonko" Johnson. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
-Here, sir. -APPLAUSE | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
The Yonko-meister himself. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
And finally, a lady who at school was in a class of her own. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Or as normal people call it, detention. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-It's comedian Susan Calman. -Here, sir. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
So, that is today's panel. It's all about school, guys. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Is this a good time to let you know about our team name? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
-Now you've brought it up. -It's a made-up word, isn't it? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
-Oh, what's your team name? -Is it a made-up word? -Sort of. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
We've made it up but other people have used it. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
-You've made it up now... -But other people have used it. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
-I totally get what you mean. -CHRIS: -I have no idea what's going on. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
So you heard a word and then you thought, | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
"That's a good word. I'll make that up." | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
-No, it was.. We made it up as a team. -Even though it's already... | 0:03:36 | 0:03:41 | |
-Cos Isaac's from Bristol. -Right. -And I was born in Bristol, | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
so we wanted to call our team name the Beanheads. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
And I wrote "Bean" and I was hoping someone down that end | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
would have written "Heads", then we could have gone... | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
But now we've got quite a lonely team name. We're just called Bean. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
What do you guys think? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
-Yay! They like it, so... -They eventually like it. Good. -Yeah. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:10 | |
It's a very good team name. Well done. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
We've got team Bean. Have you guys got a team name? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
We didn't think we needed a name, to be honest. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
I didn't think you did either, | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
but Dominique's come in with the rules that she's learnt. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
-What would you like to call it? -The Toilet Plungers. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
-The Toilet... -LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
OK, we've got team Bean and team Toilet Plungers. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
Let's get on with the sh-o-o-o-o-ow. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:43 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
This is how the show works. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Each team will compete in a series of rounds. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Win the round and you'll win yourself a shiny golden star. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Whoo! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
But be warned! If I hear any nonsense, | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
any tomfoolery or any higgery-jiggery-pokery - | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
whatever that is - I can take those stars away, | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
wafting them with my massive man-hand. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
Woo, woo! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Get out of my studio, you naughty golden star! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Oi! Oi! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Don't give me that cos you know fine well it's Iain's school, so it's... | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Iain's rules! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Yes, the team with the most points at the end will be crowned... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
# Champione, champione. # | 0:05:29 | 0:05:33 | |
Yes, they'll be crowned champions, while the losers will face detention | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
with a man less charming than a teacher's handkerchief. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
It's Mr Smash. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
AUDIENCE BOOS | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
MR SMASH GRUNTS AND SHOUTS | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
MR SMASH GRUNTS | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
HE GRUNTS EXCITEDLY | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
OK, let's get on with the sh-o-o-o-o-ow. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:17 | |
-This is Stick To The Point. VOICEOVER: -Stick To The Point. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
This is a game that can be played by all the family. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
All you need is a family and a big stick like this one. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Whoo! -Oh, yes, you like that! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
This is available from all good stick shops. Here are the rules. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
I give the teams a topic and then point this stick at one of them. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
They then give me an example of that topic. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
If they fail to answer, repeat an answer or just talk gibberish, | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
then I put them in the shush position. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Can I see your shush positions, please? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Lovely work. The winner is the last team talking. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
OK, guys, if you're ready, | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
your first topic is Green Things You Eat. Dominique. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:04 | |
Bogey. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
-No, I don't eat it, but some people do. -Susan. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
-Brussels sprouts. -Isaac. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-Cauliflower. -Chris. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
-Broccoli. -Stuart. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Cauliflower isn't... I know I'm arguing against our team here | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
-but cauliflower... -So, don't do it! -They're green, they're green! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
Wait a second, Stuart, you're right. Cauliflowers are white. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
-Isaac... Isaac, get... -He said lettuce. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:33 | |
Get in the shush position | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
and look over to Stuart and give him a big thanking smile. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Isaac, neither of your teammates understand what is going on here. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
-Kiera. -Peas. -Stu. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
-More peas. -LAUGHTER | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-They are! -Sabotage! -Shush position. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
You've now got Dominique on her own. Here we go. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:58 | |
Three on one. OK, Kiera. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
-Cucumber. -Dominique. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
-Mint. -Chris. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
-Kale. -Dominique. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
-Ha... -LAUGHTER | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Wait, is this the game where you're allowed to hesitate or not? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Cos if it's not, then I won't hesitate. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
But if I can, then I'm going to say green peppers. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
-That was good! -Shush position. -Oh! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
What are you talking about? You can't hesitate! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: -Boo! -Don't you dare boo me! -Yes! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
AUDIENCE BOOS | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
I've lost them, I've lost them. Not shifting it, Dominique. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
The points go to Kiera's team in that round. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
OK, next, Words Associated With Winter. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:52 | |
-Yonko. -Snow. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
-Stu. -Flakes. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
-Kiera. -Trees that are white. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-Trees that are white. -You don't get white trees. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
You get white Christmas trees. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
You're not meant to be biased to a team. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
You're not meant to be talking! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
-You can't help other teams. -I'm not helping anyone! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
You are, because you suggested Christmas trees, | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
-white Christmas trees. -I said trees are white. -They're not though. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
-You can get white trees. -You're thinking of cauliflowers. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
Will everyone stop discussing white trees?! Stu. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
-Tinsel. -Chris. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
-Icicles. -Dominique. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
Christmas songs. # We... # | 0:09:33 | 0:09:38 | |
Come on, team! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
-Great teamwork. -# We... | 0:09:41 | 0:09:47 | |
# We... # | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
# Will, we will rock you | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
ALL: # We will, we will rock you. # | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
-That's where we were going with that. -Kiera. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Cold...water. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
I would have accepted ice. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Unfortunately, I cannot accept cold water. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Shush position, please, young lady. Thank you. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
-Isaac. -Snowball fight. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
-Susan. -Lovely warm lentil soup. Lovely pot of soup on the stove. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:18 | |
Oh, lovely. Errrr... LAUGHTER | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
-Isaac. -Snowboard... Snowman building. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
It was a hesitation, I'm afraid, mate. Shush position. Susan. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
-Dressing as an elf for fun. -LAUGHTER | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Sometimes it's nice to dress as an elf, | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
then when the postman comes, he gets a nice surprise. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
You get a bonus gold star for that mental image. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-A package for me, sir? -Whoa, Santa will be so glad it's arrived! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:48 | |
-Clever. Dominique. -Rudolf. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
-Chris. -Extra thick socks. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
-Dominique. -Mince pies. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
-Dominique. -Mince pies. I already said it. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
-Dominique. -You can go to someone else now. -I know I can, | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
but I'm not, but I'm not, but I'm not. Dominique. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
-Notebooks. -LAUGHTER | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
-You know, for making all your Christmas notes. -Yeah. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
-Shush position. -Oh! -Yonk. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
-Snowboarding. -Stu. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
-Donner. -Susan. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
-Selection boxes. -Stu. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
-Blitzen. -I can see where this is going. Stu. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
-Prancer. -Stu. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
-Dancer. -Stu. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
-Dasher. -Stu. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
-Nudolph? -LAUGHTER | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
-What?! -Shush position, I'm afraid. Points go to Kiera's team. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:33 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
END-OF-ROUND BELL | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Oh, that bell says it's the end of that round. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
And at the end of that round, | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
the gold star goes to Kiera's te-e-e-e-eam! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
OK, it is now time for Lost Words. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
-VOICEOVER: -Lost Words. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
This is where I give the teams a fact with some missing words. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
All they have to do is fill in the blanks. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
So, finger on your buzzer. Is your buzzer there? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
Kiera, let's have a little listen. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
BELL RINGS Lovely. And Isaac. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
-HORN HONKS -Ooh! | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
OK, here is your first fact. Here we go. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Students who BLANK BLANK do better in maths. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
HORN HONKS | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Student who have 15 fingers do better in maths. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
-That's good! -LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
If Isaac's got one shoe off, counting toes, | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
you know he's struggling. BELL RINGS | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
-Susan Calman. -Students who have a degree in maths do better in maths. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:40 | |
LAUGHTER It's factually correct. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
It's not what I've got written on the card here. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
-HORN HONKS Stu Goldsmith. -Cheat. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
-Students who cheat do better in maths. -Never cheat! Never cheat! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:52 | |
Bad cheat! I will hit you with the man-hand. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:57 | |
Ba-doosh! HORN HONKS | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
Dominique. This will be interesting. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
-No, it's just what I think the fact is. -OK, here we go then. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
Students who are related to the maths teacher do better in maths. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
It's good. It's very good but it's not what we've got. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
BELL RINGS Chris Yonko Johnson. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Students who actually attend maths lessons do better in maths. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
You must go to the maths lessons, everyone. You must go. Anyone else? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
This is all important information. I'm going to give... | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
HORN HONKS Isaac? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Students who actually do maths do better in maths. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:34 | |
These are good. I'm going to give you the answer. It's... | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
BELL RINGS Kiera. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
-Students who know what... -Maths is. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
-..E equals, they'll do better in maths. -It's good, it's good. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:47 | |
I'm going to give you the answer now. It's... | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
-HORN HONKS Oh! -I just wanted to do it! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
-Sorry, I couldn't help myself. -You've got to give an answer now. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
Er... Students who... Help me! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:14:02 | 0:14:03 | |
I'm going to give you the answer. Students... | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Stop ringing the bell! I've gone insane! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Students who chew gum do better in maths. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
-No way! -You're not allowed to chew gum in school. -You're not allowed. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
-You're not allowed! -And that's why you're all rubbish at maths! | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
Right, next one. Archaeologists have shown | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
that people have been doing BLANK for 35,000 years. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
What is it, guys? HORN HONKS | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
-Stu. -I think the word is "fine". | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
Archaeologists have shown that people have been doing fine | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
-for 35,000 years. -That's what you say, isn't it? "How you doing?" | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
"I'm fine, how are you?" | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
HORN HONKS Dominique. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
Archaeologists have shown | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
that people have been doing dancing for 35,000 years. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:49 | |
What was the dancing like back 35,000 years ago, Dominique? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Famously, people 35,000 years ago couldn't move their feet! | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
BELL RINGS Chris. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
Archaeologists have shown that people have been burying things | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
in their garden for 35,000 years. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Not what I've got on the card. It's a school subject. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
BELL RINGS Susan Calman. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
-Maths. -Is corre-e-e-e-ect! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
That's what I was going to say! | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
There you go! 35,000 years of maths. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
END-OF-ROUND BELL | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
That is the end of that round and at the end of that round, | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
the gold star goes to Kiera's te-e-e-e-eam! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:34 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
OK, guys, think what fun is. Times it by a million, add more fun. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:44 | |
It's time, now, for Pie The Supply. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
-VOICEOVER: -Pie The Supply. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
In this round, we interview four possible supply teachers. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
However, only one of them has genuine qualifications. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
The other three all need a proper hobby. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
All our teams have to do is work out who's telling the truth, | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
which is when they get to slam a flan in a teacher's pan. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
So, let's bring out the teachers. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
AUDIENCE BOOS | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Boo! Booooooo! | 0:16:09 | 0:16:14 | |
Boo! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Boo! | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
Boo, boo, boo! Guys, exciting news. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
Today's Pie The Supply is a deputy head teacher special. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:27 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Whoo! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Before you ask your questions, | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
let's have a little listen to our deputy head teachers' CVs. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
Teacher number one is Mrs Burns. She's been teaching for 20 years. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:39 | |
Her greatest achievement in teaching | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
was being nominated for Deputy Head Teacher of the Year Award. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
Open brackets, didn't win, closed brackets. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Teacher number two, Mr Henderson, has been teaching for 12 years. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
While he was a student teacher, | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
Mr Henderson accidentally locked himself | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
in his own stationery cupboard. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
What's he like?! Teacher number three is Mrs Smith. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
She's been teaching for 15 years. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Embarrassingly, Mrs Smith once burped by accident | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
into the microphone while delivering a morning assembly. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
Naughty, naughty teacher. Teacher number four is Miss Crockett. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
She's been a teacher for ten years. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
In her spare time, she likes to go for walks in the park with Elvis - | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
her pet pug, not the singer from the past! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
OK, that is our deputy head teachers. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
But only one of them is a stinking teacher. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
OK, questions. Kiera's team, have you got any questions? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
If your whole school's eating dinner in the hall | 0:17:41 | 0:17:46 | |
and they took forever eating, would you just let it off? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Tell you what I'm going to do. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
-Susan, could you pick numbers at random, please? -Yeah. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
I'm eating and just chatting and I'm eating, | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
-but you need me to stop talking. -OK. -Here we go. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
-Yum-yum... -Three. -You have to listen right now! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
-Whoa. -Yum-yum-yum... -Two. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
Behave. Have respect for others. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
You're the nicest man I've ever met. LAUGHTER | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
"Just chill out, man, just have some fun. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
"Here, give me the fork. I'll help you eat." | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
-Yum-yum, yum-yum... -Four. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
-Lunchtime's over. Back to class. -ALL: -Ooh. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
Susan, I don't want to do this. LAUGHTER | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
If she's not a deputy head, she's in charge of a prison! | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
-Keep going. Number one. -Yum-yum... | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
I'd like you to hurry up. We're almost ready for class. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
-OK, a little insight. -Good question, Kiera. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
So, Isaac's team. Stu Goldsmith. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
Number two, what did you want to be when you grew up? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:50 | |
A - a man. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
He's so sweet, I thought he'd be, like, "A unicorn". | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
Number four, what did you want to be when you grew up? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
-SCOTTISH ACCENT: -Either a policewoman or a fairy. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:07 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
A policewoman on the weekdays and a fairy at the weekends. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
I didn't get the accent. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
I thought she meant a ferry, like you put cars on. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
-I can't see that happening. -Wah-wah! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
OK, one more question. Dominique, did you have a question? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
-Yeah, I did. -OK. -I'd like each of you to show me your face | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
as if the photocopier's just broken | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
and it's really early in the morning | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
and you've got to teach the class, so number one, you go first. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
-SHE GASPS -Grr. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
-That's good. -OK, number two. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
It doesn't really matter what... | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
Of course it doesn't! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Number two's like, | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
"Hey, guys, the photocopier's broken but we're all here. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
"Think of the odds of us all being on this planet together. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:55 | |
"Come on, let's skip." | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
-OK, number three. -Not again, I'm going to miss my meeting. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
-Ooh! -Meetings, meetings. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
-She's created meetings. -Real teachers have meetings, so... | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
-They do. And? -Number four. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
-LAUGHTER -Ooh... | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
I thought number four was going to go... | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Dff, dff, dff, dff, dff. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
That'll teach you, you wee photocopier! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
Mess with me! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
OK, so it's time to do some pie-ing. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:32 | |
First of all, audience, it's a deputy head special, | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
this is important. Who do you think is the real teacher? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
Shout now - one, two, three. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
AUDIENCE SHOUT | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
OK, it's a mixed bag. I think most of the audience think three. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:48 | |
Not all, but most think three. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
But now, Kiera, you have got a chance to possibly pie | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
a deputy head teacher in the face. Kiera, please go and... | 0:20:55 | 0:20:59 | |
-VOICEOVER: -Pie the supply. -Off you go, Kiera. Here we go! | 0:20:59 | 0:21:03 | |
It's the deputy head special. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Whoa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, look at them there! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:11 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa... | 0:21:11 | 0:21:16 | |
SHOUTING | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
I tell you what, Kiera, you're a braver girl than me! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
I would not have done that! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
OK, Isaac, it's time for you to go and... | 0:21:29 | 0:21:34 | |
-VOICEOVER: -Pie the supply. -Here you go. Off you go. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Who-o-o-o-o-oa... | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
Right, would the real deputy head teacher please step forward? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:56 | |
Oh... | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:22:01 | 0:22:05 | |
At the end of that round, the gold star goes to Kiera's te-e-e-e-eam. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:15 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
OK, some career's advice now in a round | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
we like to call Who Do You Think You Are? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
For this round, I ask our celebrities to put their face | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
-in the Hole of Fame. VOICEOVER: -The Hole of Fame. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
We'll then give them the body of a much more famous celeb. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
All they have to do is guess who they think they are | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
by asking only "yes" or "no" questions. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
-OK, so... VOICEOVER: -The School Disco. -School Disco! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:48 | |
MUSIC: Blame by Calvin Harris ft John Newman | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
# Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
# Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
# Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. # RECORD SCRATCHES | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
OK, Susan, time for you to stick your head in the Hole of Fame! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:10 | |
-VOICEOVER: -The Hole of Fame. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
You can leave your worries at one side | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
cos I'm about to make you incredibly famous. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Brr-ba-ba-ba-ba! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
Lovely! LAUGHTER | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
Susan, you're looking absolutely fan... | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
OK, "yes"/ "no" questions, Susan. Work out who you are. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
-Am I human? -ALL: -No. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
-Am I a superhero? -ALL: -No. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
-Am I a lizard? -ALL: -No. -LAUGHTER | 0:23:37 | 0:23:41 | |
-Am I an animal? -ALL: -No. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
-I'm not a human, animal, lizard or superhero? -No. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
-Am I a robot? -ALL: -No. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
-What else is there? -STUART: -That's all the things. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
-Am I...? -You are a male thing. -I'm a male thing. But not an animal? -No. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:59 | |
-Am I a cartoon? -Yes. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
-Oh... -OK, so I'm a cartoon character. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
-Am I from a film or a TV series? -A film. -A film? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
-Yes. -A modern film? -Yes. Film, yes. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
-Can I give her a clue? -Yeah, give me a clue. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
-No, you can't give her a clue. -In which case, I shan't. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
-It's "despicable" that you wanted to give her a clue. -Despicable... | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
It's... I know! I know! I'm a Minion! | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
-ALL: -Yes! | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
I only know that because my niece likes it when I go... | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
-AS MINION: -"Urgh, bottom." -LAUGHTER | 0:24:27 | 0:24:31 | |
If you name what Minion you are, we'll give you a bonus gold star. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
-Am I Bob? -Yes! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -Yes! | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Stu, time for you to stick your head in the Hole of Fame. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
-VOICEOVER: -The Hole of Fame. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
OK, Stu, it's time to make you much more famous. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:51 | |
Streee... | 0:24:51 | 0:24:53 | |
LAUGHTER Lovely! Lovely! | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
Yeah! | 0:24:57 | 0:24:58 | |
Check it... LAUGHTER | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Look to your right. And up a bit. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
Blow a kiss. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
Ah... | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
OK, so, Stu. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
-Am I a human? -No. -Ah-ha! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:22 | |
-I'm a famous... Am I an animal? -ALL: -Yes. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
-Am I a singer? -ALL: -Yes. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
-You say... You're known for singing. -I'm know for singing. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:33 | |
-Am I a dog? -No. -No. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
Am I a land animal? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
No. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
-You're an amphibian. -Yes. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
-Am I an amphibian? -Yes. -Pretty sweet guess, guys. Um... | 0:25:44 | 0:25:49 | |
-An amphibian that sometimes sings. -Yeah. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:55 | |
-Yes. -Come on, you can do it. -Er, am I...? | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
-I'm not Kermit, am I? -ALL: -Yes! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Kermit! That is the best! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Stu Goldsmith, bonus gold star for your Kermit the Frog impression. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:11 | |
-AS KERMIT: -Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Muppet Show. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
Well done, Stu. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
At the end of that round, a gold star goes to Isaac's te-e-e-e-e-eam. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:25 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
With much sadness, we get to the end of all the shenanigans. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:32 | |
But who are today's number ones and who are today's... | 0:26:32 | 0:26:36 | |
number twos? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Let's find out. Bring down the stars. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Whoo-oo-oo-oo... | 0:26:43 | 0:26:50 | |
The winners are... | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
Kiera's te-e-e-e-e-e-eam! | 0:26:52 | 0:26:57 | |
WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
Well done, Kiera's team. You rule the universe. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
Unfortunately, Isaac's team, | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
it's time for you to have the dog eat your homework | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
and you've got detention with Mr Smash. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
It's time to take the walk of shame. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
-# La-la-la-la-la-la -Losers! | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
-# La-la-la-la-la-la -Losers! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
-# La-la-la-la-la-la -Losers! | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
-# La-la-la-la-la-la -Losers! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
-# La-la-la-la-la-la -Losers! | 0:27:21 | 0:27:22 | |
# Losers! # | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
OK, guys, that's your lot. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
As always, we didn't learn much but it was fun trying. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
-See you next time on... AUDIENCE: -The Dog Ate My Homework. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:37 | |
Sees ya-a-a-a-a. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 |