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CHEERING

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GIBBERISH

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Hello, everyone watching this television programme.

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I am Iain Stirling, and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework,

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the show that says come in, put your feet up!

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Do you know what, I'm going to put my feet up right now.

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HE GROANS

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BONES CRUNCH

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Let's take the register.

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APPLAUSE

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Thank you for that unprompted round of applause.

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On my right, a girl who did a cookery school project

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on Belgian pastries.

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It was mostly waffle.

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It's Sara, everybody.

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Here, sir.

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And on Sara's team, a presenter who says success is

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10% inspiration, 90% perspiration.

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Basically, he's very successful, but he stinks.

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It's Sam Dixon.

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Here, sir.

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Also on Sara's team is a comedy actress

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who remembers being at school like it was yesterday.

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She has a very good memory.

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It's Sam Battersea.

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Here, sir.

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And on my left, a boy who failed his maths test

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for handing in photos of himself doing press-ups.

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A bit unfair cos they did ask him to show his working out.

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-It's Mykee-D.

-Here, sir.

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And on Mykee-D's team,

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a CBBC legend who's always up to scratch

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because the dirty mutt's got fleas.

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It's Dodge T Dog.

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Thank you. Thank you. Yes, Miss!

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And finally, on Mykee-D's team,

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a presenter who says he won't let fame go to his head.

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We'll be all right for a couple more years yet.

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It's Mark Rhodes, everyone.

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Here, sir.

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Let's give it up for both of today's teams!

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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So what's this all about, then? I'll tell you.

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Our teams play games to try and win my special gold stars,

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and just like bees who are attracted to flowers,

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so are gold stars - they're attracted to pretty things.

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Pretty things like this.

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Come in, my golden stars.

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Look how they flock to his gorgeous face!

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But give me any nonsense and this'll happen.

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HE SCREAMS

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They've all gone away! Oh!

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HE RETCHES

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But don't knock it, cos it's Iain's school, so it's...

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-ALL:

-Iain's rules!

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The team with the most stars at the end of the show

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are so good they don't even need a prize.

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(Come here. Come here. Yeah, get in here.)

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(We haven't got any prizes!)

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LAUGHTER

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While the losers face detention with a man so scary

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that if he stares at milk long enough, it turns into cheese.

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It's Mr Smash.

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HE GRUNTS

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Huh?

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HE YELLS

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Ha-ha-ha!

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BONGO BREAKS WIND

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BONGOS BREAK WIND AND BURP IN RHYTHM # Smooth operator

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# Smooth operator

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# Smooth operator... #

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RECORD SKIPS

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I think we can all agree none of us saw that coming.

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OK, guys, let's get on with the show!

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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Time now for Stick To The Point.

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-ANNOUNCER:

-Stick To The Point.

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This is a quickfire round.

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I'll ask questions, and if our teams are too slow,

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repeat an answer or just go... HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH

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..then I'll put them in the shush position.

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Can I see your shush positions, please.

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Good, strong shushing, apart from Dodge.

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-I'm trying. I don't have any fingers.

-Good point.

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And exciting news, stick fans,

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because today I have an all-new improved stick of pointiness.

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May I present to you, the stick of pointiness mark two.

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-FANFARE AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

-It's amazing.

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It's recently painted. I can't wait to try it out.

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Here we go.

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HE SCREAMS

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It's not supposed to be like that, actually.

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Don't even like that one.

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We'll just use the old stick of pointiness!

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CHEERING I just didn't want to use that one.

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OK, quickfire questions. You know the rules.

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Here's your first question.

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Things you would do at the beach, Mark.

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-Sunbathe.

-Yes, please.

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-Dodge.

-Dig a hole in the sand and hide things in it.

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-LAUGHTER What things?

-Nothing...

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Every time Dodge is on the show and he gives the wrong answer,

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he does this thing with his hands to be cute.

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No, I don't! Ah...

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-Sara.

-Uh...play football.

-Yeah, I'll give you that.

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-Sam!

-Do that strange crab walk to the sea when the sand's too hot.

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Ah! Eeh! Ooh! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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-Mark.

-Pretend you're in a music video

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and run really slowly down the beach.

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Or, in Sam's case...

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-Sara.

-Oh...

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Oh, shush position. BUZZER

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-Dodge.

-Jumping in the sea and seeing, like, a rock

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and thinking it's a shark and running back to your mum and dad.

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Bonus gold star for an impression of that.

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Uh...

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HE SCREAMS

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Bonus gold star for Mykee-D's team.

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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I'm going to do a Mark versus Sam stick of pointiness-off.

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Here we go. Sam.

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Make that face when you accidentally swallow sea water.

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-I'll give you that. Mark.

-Sunbathe...

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-We've had it!

-Oh, no!

-Yes!

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Shush position. Bonus gold star to Sara's team

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cos Sam won the competition. OK.

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Woo! Yay.

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-Sam.

-Body boarding.

-Body boarding.

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-Mykee-D.

-Going to...the shops.

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BUZZER Shush position. Come on.

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-Dodge, it's all on you, mate. Sam.

-Playing volleyball.

-Yes!

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-Dodge.

-Playing football.

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-We've had it. Shush position.

-Yay!

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Gold star goes to Sara's team.

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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OK, musical instrument...noises.

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Sam. Say...

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SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY Shush position, shush position.

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There was a delay then a fart, Sam. That's not what we're after.

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-Sara.

-Drums.

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Very clever.

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-OK, Mykee-D.

-Guitar. Wow-wow-wow...

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A guitar that's underwater.

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Wow-wow-wow...

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-Dodge the dog.

-A trumpet.

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HE BELLOWS

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Or a distressed lady! One of the two.

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-Sara!

-Piano.

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SHE IMITATES PIANO

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It's good. Mykee-D.

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Microphone. Hello.

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Brilliant.

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Bonus gold star.

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-Sam!

-Penny whistle.

-HE WHISTLES

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-Mykee-D.

-Um...bongos.

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Oh, shush position for the hesitation.

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-Sara.

-Uh...

-Shush position.

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Here we go. Sam!

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Tambourine.

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HE IMITATES TAMBOURINE

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-Mark!

-Saxophone.

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HE IMITATES SAXOPHONE

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Mark is more into this than the entire audience.

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-Sam.

-Flute.

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HE IMITATES FLUTE

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-What noise was that?

-Flute!

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-Dodge.

-One of those things that has lots of beads on it

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that you shake that goes, chaka-chaka-choo, chaka-chaka-choo.

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-Mark.

-A violin.

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HE IMITATES VIOLIN

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Even Mykee-D's like, dude, I know you're going to get me a gold star,

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but this is embarrassing.

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-Dodge.

-A smaller trumpet.

-HE SCREECHES

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No, no. We've had it. Shush position.

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-Mark.

-The orchestra man.

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-That's not an instrument!

-Hey! With that attitude, it isn't.

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Right, I'm going to go up to the powers above.

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Is it a musical instrument?

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-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

-The audience are saying yes.

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Let's give him it.

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They just want you to carry on...

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You're like a dad dancing at a wedding.

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-Sam!

-Banjo.

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Jang-jang-jang-jang, jang-jang, jang-jang!

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-Mark!

-Sir! Oh...! I've lost it.

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That means the gold star goes to Sara's team.

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SCHOOL BELL RINGS

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Oh, that is school bell and, at the end of that round,

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the gold star goes to...

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-Sara's team.

-Yes!

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-It's now time for Watch Your Mouth. ANNOUNCER:

-Watch Your Mouth.

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Yes, it's Mr Smash's favourite round,

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where our teams show their best Mr Smash growls.

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Here, Smashy, give us a growl.

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HE GROWLS

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Do a happy growl.

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-GROWLING:

-Ha-ha-ha.

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Do a fabulous growl.

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HE GROWLS EXCITEDLY

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Exactly. That's the sort of thing we're looking for.

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So teams will have to try and talk properly while wearing one of these.

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It is the Mr Smash growl maker. OK?

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So, teams, growl makers in your mush, if you wouldn't mind.

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Stick them right in.

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-Iain.

-What?

-"Cheese, Gromit."

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Do "Wensleydale" in your accent.

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"Wensleydale, Gromit."

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Right, guys, it is general knowledge.

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-ANNOUNCER:

-School disco!

-Oh! School disco!

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# I need your love

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# I need your love... #

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RECORD SKIPS

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OK. Fingers on buzzers.

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Anyone can buzz in. The first question is,

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what word beginning with S is the name given

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to the watery substance formed in the mouth of humans and animals?

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-Yes, Sara's team.

-Saliva.

-Huh?

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Saliva.

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OK, for a bonus point,

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name three delicious things that make your mouth water, Sara's team.

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-Lemon.

-LAUGHING: What?!

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-Lemons.

-Lemons?

-Yeah.

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-What's next?

-Lions.

-IAIN LAUGHS

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-Earrings.

-Earrings?

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-Err-angs.

-Err-angs. I can't say it, I can't say it!

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-"Err-angs"?

-No, err-angs.

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-Meringues!

-Yes!

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OK! OK, bonus, here we go. Fingers on buzzers.

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Which well-known Disney animation

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featuring the song Colours Of The Wind is the...

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Yes, Mykee-D.

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Hocahontas!

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One more time?

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Hocahontas!

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-Pocahontas.

-Yeah!

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OK, for a bonus point, give me three things you shouldn't poke.

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-A bear.

-A bear.

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Lady Gaga's face.

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Lady Gaga's face. Yes.

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-Eez.

-Leaves?

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Eez!

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Leeds?

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-Eez!

-Bees. Bees!

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Bonus there, bonus for you guys.

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Fingers on buzzers.

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What do blueberries, the Smurfs and the sky all have in common?

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Yeah, Sara's team.

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They're blue.

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-Say it again.

-They are blue.

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-Sam, what colour is your shirt?

-Blue.

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For a bonus point, name three shades of blue, Sam Nixon.

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-Navy.

-Yeah.

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-Royal blue.

-Yeah.

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-And sky blue.

-Yes!

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Bonus gold star. Round of applause.

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Fingers on buzzers.

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Spell the word pronunciation.

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Yes, Mykee-D.

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-T.

-T?

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"Pronunciation". Go.

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-P.

-Yeah.

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-P.

-R.

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-O.

-O, yeah.

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-N.

-Yeah.

-O...

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No, I can't give you it. Sara's team.

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HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH

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-Is that right?

-Yeah.

-I'll give you that.

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Bonus point. Repeat this word.

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-Phenomenon.

-Phenomenon.

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-It's good. Good.

-That was good.

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Sara, you're up next.

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-Phenomenon.

-That was great!

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He's got a lot to follow. Can he do it? Sam Nixon.

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Phenomenon.

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Bonus gold star. There we go.

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OK, next question.

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What name is given to the family of musical instruments

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that include flutes, clarinets and oboes?

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Yes?

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-Woodwind.

-Is correct.

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And for a bonus gold star, Sam Nixon,

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can you play this recorder?

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Give it a go. There we go.

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RECORDER PLAYS WEAKLY

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-Use your nose!

-Use your nose!

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Oh, yeah!

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RECORDER PLAYS WEAKLY

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Yeah!

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SCHOOL BELL RINGS OK, school bell there.

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With the most correct answers and getting the gold star, it is...

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Sara's team!

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It is time now for Pie The Supply.

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-ANNOUNCER:

-Pie The Supply.

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Yes, welcome to the studio four more cheerful chumps,

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all claiming to be maths teachers.

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But get this - one of them...

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is a vampire!

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THUNDERCLAP

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Huh? Sorry, what?

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Oh, sorry. One of them is a real teacher.

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I get them mixed up all the time.

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It ruins Twilight. Ruined it for me.

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As usual, our teams must identify and then Pie The Supply.

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So our maths teachers are, teacher one, Mr Williamson.

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Teacher two, Miss Ahmed.

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Teacher three, Mr Yanga.

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Teacher four, Mr Barber.

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So, Sara's team, let's delve deeper, metaphorically speaking.

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Have you got any questions for our teachers?

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-I've got one.

-All right, Sam, off you go.

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Start with number one.

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-Hi, sir.

-Hey, Mark.

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Sam, but...

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LAUGHTER

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Yes! Bonus gold star for teacher number one.

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-Clue's right there.

-Sam, he's not an English teacher.

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I'm a maths teacher, not an English teacher.

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He'll call you number two. Right.

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Sir, number one, could you possibly just say...?

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Could you spit out your chodification, please.

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-Sam Dixon...

-Nixon.

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Another bonus gold star for teacher number one.

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Sorry, go on, sir.

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Sam Nixon, will you spit out your spudification this minute!

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Spu..?! OK!

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-Number two.

-You!

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Spit that chudification out.

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-"Chudification"!

-This is the best game ever!

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-Three.

-Zip it, Sam.

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It's not what I asked for.

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-Four.

-Stand up, go to the front of the class and put that gum in a bin.

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-ALL:

-Ooh!

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-I've got a question.

-Right, Mark.

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Number one, 7 x 7, go.

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Mark, if I told you that, you'd be as clever as me.

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You can't give that answer having spent five minutes going...

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-Number two.

-4 x 20.

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-40... 60.

-Brilliant.

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-Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

-Sit down.

-That is brilliant.

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More than 40. That's my final answer.

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Number four. Next one, Mark.

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Number four, 14 x 6.

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Number four. Number four.

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-Oh, me?

-Doesn't even know what number he is.

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Oh, sorry about that.

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-14 x 6.

-14 x 6.

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84.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

-Wow.

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OK. 4 x 24.

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-4 x 24?

-Yeah.

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-48 x 2.

-Yeah.

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80... 72?

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-Is it 83?

-Really not close.

-No, that's wrong.

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Tell you what, let's see what the audience have got to say.

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Audience, I mean, good luck...

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Is it one, two, three or four?

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All vote now using numbers.

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Go!

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THEY ALL SHOUT ANSWER

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A lot of people thinking it's four.

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OK, the decision is totally up to you guys.

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So who's lied, and who's about to get pied?

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Sara, it's time for you to pie the supply!

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-ANNOUNCER:

-Pie The Supply!

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OK, Sara, who do you think's a maths teacher?

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There's plenty of cream on there to go round.

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-Look at how happy she is!

-Look how smiley she is.

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-Who's it going to be? ALL:

-Oh...!

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Number four, you got pied!

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OK, Mykee-D, we're not leaving you out, mate.

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It's time for you to pie the supply!

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-ANNOUNCER:

-Pie The Supply.

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Get it rubbed in. There's loads of cream on them pies.

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-Ah...

-Mykee-D is dressed...

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I mean, you're dressed Essex, mate, I love it.

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Oh, he's had a wee taste.

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Who's going to get pied? Who's going to get pied?

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-ALL:

-Oh...!

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Look at number three's smug little face.

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Bring in another pie!

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OK, let's find out if they were right.

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Would the real maths teacher please step forward?

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Number four! We pied a teacher!

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That means, at the end of that round,

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the gold star goes to Sara's team!

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Time to find the High School Drop-out.

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-ANNOUNCER:

-High School Drop-out.

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In this round, two of our celeb guests go head-to-head

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on the mildly terrifying Dog Ate My Homework drop zones!

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OMINOUS MUSIC

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Our panellists will have to answer general knowledge questions

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while standing, legs trembling, on their drop zones.

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The first one to get three wrong answers is then totally binned.

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Sara, who from your team do you want to take the drop?

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-Sam.

-Oh, man.

-So we're going for Sam Nixon first.

-Yes.

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And Mykee-D, what are we going to do?

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A Sam and Mark head-to-head.

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-Oh!

-I... Wha...?

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Lads, take your positions on the drop zone!

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CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

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OK, there they are, standing on the drop zones.

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It's really high!

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I can't even see you.

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-OK, Sam.

-Yeah?

-You get the first question.

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Which weighs more? Hot water or cold water.

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-Ha-ha! OK.

-Can you help your team-mate out, guys?

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Sara's just said hot.

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Why do you think that, Sara?

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-I'm just picking, just randomly.

-Feels right, Sam, it feels right!

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It's a hunch, it's a hunch, I think.

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You're double bluffing me.

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-Cold.

-That's locked in now.

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I mean...

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Cold, I'm going cold. Sorry, Sara, sorry, Sara.

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Sara said hot water, and I can tell you the answer is...

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hot water!

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-Sorry, Sara.

-What are you doing, Mark?

-You should have listened.

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Sorry, it's my premature victory dance.

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-Next question. In 1982...

-Ooh...

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..Steven Spielberg's film ET originally started life

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as a screenplay with which title?

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A, Night Skies, B, Out Of This World.

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Night Skies or Out Of This World.

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-Out Of This World.

-You think Out Of This World?

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-It kind of makes sense.

-I can't decide.

-Thanks, Dodge(!)

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I've got a headache.

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We are going to go with Out Of This World.

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And I can tell you that the correct answer is...

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it's Night Skies.

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-Oh, no!

-No! SARA:

-Yay!

-Oh!

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What was that victory dance you were doing?

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Next question.

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Sam, Oliver Cromwell reportedly banned

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which of the following Christmas traditions in England?

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Was it A, the eating of mince pies and Christmas puddings,

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or B, the singing of Christmas carols after midnight?

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I think it'd be the Christmas carol one.

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I think it would be. Don't you think?

0:22:140:22:16

-Sara?

-Now, can we just check with...?

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Yeah, I know, Sara, you're smashing it at the minute.

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-Yeah, I agree with you.

-You agree?

-Yeah.

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So the singing of Christmas carols at midnight, B.

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Yes, please. Oh, no!

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You know that Oliver Cromwell banned...

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the eating of mince pies and Christmas pudding!

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Look how nervous he is!

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Sam is one wrong question away from the drop.

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-Sam, Sam, just...just in case.

-No!

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Stop it, because you might knock it by accident.

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Oh!

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Put the lid on it, put the lid on it!

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Mark Rhodes, this is to stay on amber.

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Which structure in London is taller?

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The London Eye, or the arch above Wembley Stadium?

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-A.

-It's got to be the Eye?

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I would go Wembley arch,

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but you're in charge, as team captain.

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Yeah, let's go with the arch.

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-You're going to go Wembley arch.

-You're going Wembley arch?

0:23:150:23:17

-Yeah.

-OK. Right.

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Do you know why Mykee-D said London Eye straight off the bat?

0:23:220:23:25

-He said that because...

-It's right.

-..London Eye is the correct answer!

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Yes!

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Mark Rhodes and Sam Nixon are both on red.

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The next wrong answer, they are dropped.

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-I'm so sorry.

-OK, Sam.

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-In the human body...

-Can I just check one last thing?

-Yeah.

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-If I get it wrong, do I go straightaway?

-You're gone.

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Or we might keep it for a bit, and then you're gone.

0:23:460:23:49

-One other thing...

-Right.

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Is your button genuinely connected to this,

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or is it a TV prop?

0:23:550:23:57

-All I'm going to say is this.

-Yep.

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-Imagine this is your feet, right?

-Yep.

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-Make sure your feet are right on...

-Argh!

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-..right on the thing.

-Stop it! Next question.

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Don't be walking about. That's health and safety.

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-Got to get this right.

-I wish I'd not worn these heavy shoes.

0:24:090:24:13

-Sam.

-Yeah?

-In the human body, what is the hallux?

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A, the big toe, B, the smallest toe.

0:24:170:24:20

-Oh, what?

-What is the hallux?

0:24:200:24:23

Guys, have you ever taken your shoe off...?

0:24:230:24:26

It makes me think of a small toe.

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"Hallix", "harlux", makes Sara think of a little toe.

0:24:280:24:31

-Good luck.

-So you're 100% small toe?

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Well, I'm not 100%, but that's the answer I'm going for.

0:24:340:24:37

-That's your final answer?

-That's my final answer.

0:24:370:24:39

-Good luck.

-Oh...

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This is going to hurt my hallux, this, isn't it?

0:24:400:24:43

-Sam...

-Yeah?

0:24:440:24:46

We asked you, in the human body what is the hallux?

0:24:460:24:49

-A, big toe, B, the small toe.

-Yeah.

0:24:490:24:52

You went with the small toe.

0:24:520:24:53

The answer is...

0:24:530:24:55

-Oh, no.

-Written down...

0:24:550:24:56

-..on this card.

-My ankles have gone weak.

0:24:580:25:00

-It's A, big toe!

-No!

0:25:000:25:02

I've think I've broke my hallux!

0:25:100:25:12

-Sam, are you all right?

-I've broke my hallux!

0:25:130:25:18

-Oh...

-Mark, this is to win.

-Oh, come on.

0:25:190:25:22

How many strings does a mandolin have?

0:25:220:25:26

A, seven, or B, eight.

0:25:260:25:28

Mark, we love you, and we're sorry.

0:25:280:25:30

-I think...seven.

-Why?

-Just on a whim.

-I don't know.

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Cos he's sat down there and doesn't really care.

0:25:360:25:38

That's true.

0:25:380:25:40

Due to the fact that I don't know what I'm saying...

0:25:400:25:44

let's go with seven.

0:25:440:25:47

-Yes.

-Seven.

0:25:470:25:48

Hold on to your hallux!

0:25:480:25:50

Oh, man.

0:25:500:25:52

How many strings does a mandolin have?

0:25:520:25:55

-You said seven.

-Come on.

0:25:560:25:58

If it's seven, you've won the game, you get a gold star.

0:25:580:26:01

Let's say Sam Nixon plays a lot of musical instruments

0:26:040:26:07

and he's pretty excited to see the outcome of this.

0:26:070:26:09

A, seven, or B, eight. You said seven.

0:26:110:26:13

-The answer is...

-Nice meeting you, Mark.

0:26:130:26:16

It's B, eight!

0:26:190:26:20

No!

0:26:220:26:24

At the end of that round, neither survived getting binned

0:26:290:26:31

so you both get yourselves a gold star!

0:26:310:26:34

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:26:340:26:36

And that's just about it. Let's add up the scores.

0:26:410:26:45

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh...!

0:26:450:26:52

And the winners are...

0:26:530:26:56

Sara's team!

0:26:560:26:57

Congratulations, you lot. You are billionaires on the inside.

0:27:010:27:06

As for Mykee-D's team, not only does the dog eat your homework,

0:27:060:27:09

but you get detention with Mr Smash.

0:27:090:27:11

It's time to do the walk of shame.

0:27:110:27:14

-# La-la-la, la-la-la

-Losers!

0:27:140:27:17

-# La-la-la, la-la-la

-Losers!

0:27:170:27:18

-# La-la-la, la-la-la

-Losers!

0:27:180:27:20

-# La-la-la, la-la-la

-Losers!

0:27:200:27:22

-# La-la-la, la-la-la

-Losers!

0:27:220:27:25

# Losers. #

0:27:250:27:26

So that's your lot.

0:27:260:27:27

As ever, we didn't learn much, but it was fun trying.

0:27:270:27:30

See you next time on...

0:27:300:27:31

The Dog Ate My Homework!

0:27:310:27:35

Sees ya!

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