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CHEERING

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BOOING

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HE YELLS

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GARBLED SPEECH

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PTERODACTYL SCREECHES

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SHARK CRUNCHES

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WHISTLING

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DRAGON ROARS

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BEEPING

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ROARING

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DOG MUNCHES

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CHEERING

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Hello, I'm Iain Stirling,

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and welcome to The Dog Ate My Homework, where there's games,

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dancing elephants on stilts playing the banjo, and...

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What? Sorry, what?

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The elephants have...? They're stuck in traffic?

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OK.

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No... Sorry, well, we don't have elephants,

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but we do have a whole load of fun, so let's take the register.

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On my right, a boy whose school issued a food allergy warning

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after hiring a robotic dinner lady.

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His food may contain nuts...

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and bolts.

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-It's Isaac!

-Here, sir.

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APPLAUSE

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And on Isaac's team,

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a comedian who discovered you can do comedy underwater,

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because the bubbles mean that people are laughing.

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Yeah, they might also be doing something else, Johnny.

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It's Johnny Cochran, everyone.

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APPLAUSE

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Also on Isaac's team,

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a comedian who once performed at a gig on the top of Mount Everest.

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It started well, but then went down...

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downhill.

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It's Katia Kvinge.

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-Here, sir.

-APPLAUSE

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And on my left,

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a girl who was once locked in the school library.

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She would have shouted for help, but the sign said, "Quiet, please."

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-It's Grace.

-Here, sir.

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APPLAUSE

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And on Grace's team,

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a man who knows his stand-up routine so well, he can do it in his sleep,

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and sometimes even the audience watch in their sleep.

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-It's Steve Bugeja.

-Here, sir.

-APPLAUSE

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And finally, on Grace's team,

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a comedian described as the best thing since sliced bread.

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If you leave him out too long, he does go mouldy.

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It one half of Johnny and Inel. It's Inel Tomlinson.

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-Here, sir.

-APPLAUSE

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Guys, please give it up for both of today's teams.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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"So, how does it all work?" I hear you ask.

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Well, I'm going to tell you now.

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Basically, the shirt, that's sort of to complement my eyes,

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and the glasses,

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they sort of suggest intelligent and handsome, but I'm not...

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What? Oh, how does the game work? Sorry.

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I thought you meant my outfit.

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The teams play games to get some of these golden stars.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh!

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Bonus stars are awarded for being extra-intelligent.

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Might be a struggle with today's panel.

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But any monkey business and I'll take your stars away.

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Awww!

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Hey, don't give me any of that. I've got a catchphrase.

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It's Iain's school, so it's...

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Iain's rules.

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The team with the most stars at the end of the show are the winners,

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while the losers face detention with a man so scary,

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only an idiot would say his name.

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It's Mr Smash.

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HE YELLS

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Huh?

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Uh?!

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MR SMASH CHUCKLES

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MR SMASH LAUGHS

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HE KISSES

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-Er, Smash?

-Huh?

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Do you know why the dog was grooming himself with the comb?

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-Uh!

-It's because he's got fleas.

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-Huh?

-Fleas.

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MR SMASH YELLS

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Let's get on with the show!

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Time now for Stick To The Point.

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'Stick To The Point.'

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I'll ask questions, and if our teams are too slow to repeat an answer

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or just panic and have a severe case of windypops,

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I'll put them in the shush position.

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Can I see your shush positions, please?

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Lovely stuff.

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But first, I need my stick of pointiness!

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GUITAR RIFF

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GUITAR STOPS

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-How was that for you, Steve?

-Quite enjoyable.

-Good.

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I didn't even know it could do that. There you go.

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OK, the last team speaking wins. You all know the rules.

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And the first question is...

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things you'd want in your dream home.

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Johnny Cochrane?

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A big television so I can watch The Dog Ate My Homework.

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-Oooh!

-Someone just earned himself a bonus gold star.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Ooooh!

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Steve?

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-Swimming pool.

-Yes. Johnny?

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An Iain Stirling calendar.

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Available in all good shops.

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In the bargain bin.

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Take the stars away. Take the stars away.

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Gold star away! Gold star away!

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Do you know what? It was reduced for...

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There was a printing error and they were half-price,

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but that was not due to demand.

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Grace?

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-A fingerprint recognition thing.

-Yes! Inel?

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-A big garage so you can put all your sports cars in it.

-Yes! Isaac?

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Having a cardboard cutout of Iain Stirling himself

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so you can admire his hair.

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Thank you. You've got yourself a bonus gold star.

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Inel?

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A talking front door.

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So, like, when you get home, he's like...

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-POSH VOICE:

-"Oh, good to see you, Inel."

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And then he opens up and you're like, "Nice one, door."

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-Would you have a posh front door?

-Yeah, obviously.

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I have a really angry Scottish front door.

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Like, "Oh, what do you want now?!"

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Katia?

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A slide that goes upstairs to downstairs.

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-How do you get back up again?

-Um... Crawl up?

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Steve?

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A bunk bed. I've never had one, really want one. I just think...

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Your dream house, a bunk bed?

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-They look amazing.

-Katia?

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A dial to change the weather,

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so if it's raining outside, I can make it sunny inside.

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That's called a roof.

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Fine, I'll give you that. Your dream house has a roof.

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Johnny?

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A swimming pool.

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We've had swimming pool. Get in the shush position. Isaac?

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Have an all-you-can-eat buffet so you can bathe yourself in food.

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Yes, please. Steve?

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-BUZZER Shush position, please.

-Ohh!

-Katia?

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Um...

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BUZZER Shush position. Grace?

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-A wig parlour.

-A wig parlour?

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A wig parlour so you can get loads of free wigs

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and then when you're going out to do your business, then...

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LAUGHTER

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Humphrey! I am off to do some business.

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Fetch me a wig from the parlour.

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Inel?

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-Heated floors...

-Inel?

-..so you don't have to wear shoes.

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-Inel?

-And then you'll have, like, a robe that is also heated

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so you don't even have to wear clothes.

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-Inel?

-And then once you take off that robe,

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all the towels are heated, cos you have a warm towel rack.

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-Inel?

-And then that towel rack

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is connected to all the metal things in your house,

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so everything's warm.

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-Inel?

-So you don't even have to put the heating on,

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cos the heating's always on.

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-Inel?

-But even when it comes to summertime,

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you go outside, cos you've got a water fountain.

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-Inel?

-And then after that, the water fountain dries up,

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cos, obviously, it's summer, and all the water's going to go.

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That's when you just... drink water.

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Well played. Isaac?

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A heated radiator where you can fall asleep...

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We've already had heated things. BUZZER

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So, Isaac, shush position, please.

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-Gold star goes to Grace's team.

-Yeah!

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BELL RINGS

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That is the school bell.

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At the end of that round, I can tell you it's a draw,

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so you both get a gold star.

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APPLAUSE

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Time now for Mime Craft.

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'Mime Craft.'

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In this round, one member of each team

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has to act out an activity for the others to guess,

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activities which will appear on the one, the only,

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the magnificent flippy thing.

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'The flippy thing.'

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OK, today, the subject is animals.

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Isaac, who from your team do you want to see miming?

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I will have, um...Katia.

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Katia, please make your way to the Mime Spot.

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'The Mime Spot.'

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Your time starts when Isaac turns over the card.

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Isaac, when you're ready.

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HOOTER Here we go.

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Rarr!

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-Lion.

-Lion.

-Yes.

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Next one.

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Um...

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SHE STUTTERS Act it out.

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INDISTINCT SPEECH

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-Imagine...

-Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll be a tree.

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-A rhino.

-Woodpecker.

-Yes!

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Um... Ooh! Um...

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I've got a really long neck.

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-Giraffe?

-Yeah.

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Miming. You got to remember to mime.

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Oh, I'm so slow. I can't go fast.

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-Mime! It's Mime Craft. It's called Mime Craft.

-Sorry!

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-Tortoise.

-Yes, correct. Next one.

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-Mime it!

-Um...

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Mime it! Mime it!

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-Look, that's miming.

-Squirrel.

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-Meerkat.

-Yes!

-Meerkat, yes!

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-Um... OK.

-There we go.

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-Oh, so slow.

-A snail.

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-Snail?

-Snail, yes.

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OK. Um...

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-Moo! Moo!

-Mime it!

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You're meant to mime it!

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Moo. Moo.

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Cow. Cow.

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-What is it?

-Cow?

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-Yes!

-Cow, cow.

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-Bzzzz!

-Bee?

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-No.

-Bee?

-BUZZER

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Oh! Time's up. Let's hear it for Katia, everyone.

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-We were after fly.

-Some have got to be disallowed.

-Yeah.

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It's Iain's school, so it's...

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-AUDIENCE:

-Iain's rules.

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Grace, you've got a lot to live up to.

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Who are you going to go with, Inel or Steve?

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-Steve.

-OK, Steve, please take your place at the Mime Spot.

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'The Mime Spot.'

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Steve, your time starts when Grace flips the first one.

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Grace, in your own time, please.

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-Are you ready?

-I am so ready.

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Go. HOOTER

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-Kangaroo?

-What?!

-Er...

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-Oh!

-Horse.

-Yes!

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Good laugh. Um...

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-Ooh-ooh!

-Dolphin.

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Did you get that?! How did you get that?

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Oh, right, um...

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-Kangaroo.

-Smaller than a kangaroo.

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It's not the right one.

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Wallaby. No. Er...

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Do the ears.

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-There we go.

-Rabbit.

-Rabbit.

-Yes!

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Why are you jumping around? Just do that.

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I thought rabbits jumped more. These ones do!

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-Kangaroo.

-No.

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Ribbit, ribbit.

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-Frog.

-Yes! JOHNNY:

-With sound.

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-A fish.

-Fish.

-Yes!

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No, wait, wait.

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-Kangaroo.

-Yes! Finally, kangaroo came!

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-Oh, I'm so pretty.

-Wait, wait, wait.

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Start as a thing. Do the... Do the whole thing.

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-Butterfly.

-Yes!

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-We've done this!

-What are you doing?!

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-I wanted to do the whole character.

-Wants his gold star.

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Um... Er...

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-Tortoise.

-It's... Just point at the show!

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-Point at the show!

-Dog. Dog! Dog.

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Get on the floor.

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Snake.

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BELL RINGS Yes! Just in time.

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-High-five.

-What an effort!

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Katia, that was called miming.

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I can tell you that at the end of that round,

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the team with the most right answers and get themselves a gold star is...

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-Grace's team.

-Yes!

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APPLAUSE

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It's time now for Pie The Supply.

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'Pie The Supply.'

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Well, bless my bottom if it hasn't happened again.

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Four more people have waltzed into the studio,

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all claiming to be real technical teachers,

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but only one is telling the truth.

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Can our teams spot the impostors?

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I hope so, or else it's the end of civilisation.

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Or just... It's a bit embarrassing.

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So, here are today's technical teachers.

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Teacher one, Mr Black.

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Teacher two, Mrs Maine.

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Teacher three, Mr Maxwell.

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Or teacher four, Mrs Gracie.

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'School disco!'

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School disco!

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MUSIC PLAYS

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RECORD SCRATCHES

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-Isaac.

-Mm?

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First impressions, what are you thinking?

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-Number one.

-Number one?

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He just smiled at me, and that's not a good sign.

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Number one's doing the "please don't hurt me" smile.

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What about the rest of the team? Johnny, what are you thinking?

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I think it could be number one.

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He looks like he might have those kind of skills

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that a technical teacher might have.

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Don't nod your head!

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You're trying to get not pied.

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OK, Grace's team, first impressions?

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Maybe three,

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because you look like the woodwork teacher in my school.

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Yeah, that's like a man.

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If it is the woodwork teacher in your school,

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do say, cos that would make it a lot easier.

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Number three, he's got the big hands.

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He's been, like, lifting up pinewood,

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putting it in the pillar drill.

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-Just making shelves and stuff.

-Yeah.

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Doesn't make a shelf. Looks at a shelf, shelf goes on the wall.

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"Get up there!"

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Grace's team, have you got any questions for our teachers?

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I was thinking, if they're DT teachers,

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they'd have quite a good knowledge of DT stuff,

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so I thought we'd just do a quick quiz of just one of them,

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just catch them off-guard.

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Number four, what's your favourite type of screw?

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Um...

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-Star screw.

-Yeah, fair enough, yeah.

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-Is that one?

-I don't know.

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LAUGHTER

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It sounds right.

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Isaac's team.

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I think the DT teachers will be quite heavy on safety.

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Yeah, they will be.

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So shall we ask them what rules they impose on their class?

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What safety equipment. Johnny, I'll leave you to it.

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-You can ask in any order you wish.

-Number two.

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You always need to use working gloves and goggles.

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-Working gloves and goggles. OK.

-Um...

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Number one.

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An apron to protect you from loose clothing away from the machines.

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Cos you just bought a lovely new pair of cords.

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-I've got one.

-On you go, Grace.

-Yeah.

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Because DT isn't all about woodwork and stuff,

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I've got some textiles,

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-cos I'm doing textiles at school at the moment.

-OK.

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-How do you make cord?

-How do you make cord? Number one.

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Um...

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You buy it from a shop.

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-APPLAUSE

-You sussed him out.

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"Welcome to class, kids.

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"Today's lesson is... throwing money at the problem."

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Number two, how do you make cord?

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How would you make cord?

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I'm asking you!

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Stand you ground, Grace. Stand your ground.

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Number three, how do you make cord?

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Get the guitar out and strum it.

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Ahh!

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APPLAUSE It's a pun!

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Every man in this room's going, "That's going in the notepad."

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And finally, number four.

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In my day, we used to intertwine it,

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but you get a machine that can do that now.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh!

-We've had the questions.

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We've had our first impressions. Audience, what do you think?

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Someone is a real technical teacher. Who is it?

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This is your chance to make your voices heard.

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On the count of three, what teacher, one, two, three or four?

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Vote now.

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AUDIENCE SHOUT OUT

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Lots of twos and fours.

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But, Isaac, what do you think? It is decision time.

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Who lied and who's about to get pied?

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Isaac, it's time to pie the supply.

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'Pie The Supply.'

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You pie away, son.

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Who is it going to be?

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That's a lot of cream on that pie.

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-ALL:

-Ohh...

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Who is it going to be?

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No!

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Number four got pied.

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Grace, I've got a feeling

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you've been looking forward to this all day.

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It's time to pie the supply.

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'Pie The Supply.'

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Gently, Grace. Let's do this. Come on.

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There's a lot of cream on that pie. Here we go.

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Grace, here we go. Gently, Grace.

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-They're nervous.

-You two may need to kneel down a bit.

-Oh-ho-ho!

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-ALL:

-Ohh...

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Who's it going to be?

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Right, let's find out.

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Would the real technical teacher please step forward?

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No!

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APPLAUSE

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No!

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Three and four, what do you do?

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-Fireman.

-Fireman!

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-I knew it!

-What do you do, number four?

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-Retired doctor.

-A doctor!

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We've pied a fireman and a doctor!

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-ISAAC:

-Yeah!

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Isaac's delighted!

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At the end of that round,

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no-one got a gold star, but two people got pied in the face.

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APPLAUSE

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It's now time for High School Dropout.

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'High School Dropout.'

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In a moment, two of our brave panellists will go head-to-head

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on the now almost world-famous Dog Ate My Homework drop zone.

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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Whilst standing on their bins, our fearless guests will have to answer

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some pretty tricky general knowledge questions.

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The first to get three wrong is binned.

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Isaac, who do you want to get binned?

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-Katia.

-OK, Katia it is.

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Grace, who do you want to see stood on a bin?

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Well, no-one, really, but if I had to choose...

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-Thanks, Grace!

-No-one, really, but she seems pretty happy about it.

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OK, Katia, Steve, please make your way to the bins.

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OK, remember, guys,

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get three questions wrong and you are high school dropped!

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Remember, you can confer with your team-mates.

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-Isaac's team, you're up first, so Katia...

-Right.

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-..first question.

-Yeah.

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Which of these is a real colour of paint...

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A, burnt bagel,

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or B, whispering peach?

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-What do you think?

-I think whispering peach.

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-Whispering peach.

-Whispering.

-Yeah.

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-You think whispering peach?

-Yeah.

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-You sure?

-I... Yeah.

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I can tell you the real colour is...

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B, whispering peach.

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-GRACE:

-Ooh, she's lucky.

-I know!

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-Steve Bugeja...

-Yes?

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First question.

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Who is older...

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A, Ant, or B, Dec?

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-Which one's which?

-Inel...

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-Inel...

-Which one's which? Grace, come on. It's my legs at stake.

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This question could be, "Who is Ant, who is Dec?" and still not...

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-"I don't know!"

-Dec is the shorter one.

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Ant is the taller one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I don't... I don't know. It's up to you.

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Well, I'm going to use the logic that he's taller,

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so he must be older. Um...

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What, like he's a plant?

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Yes. Ant is older than Dec.

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I can tell you...

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the older one is...

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-Dec!

-Ohh!

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Ohh!

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-Steve, you go from green to amber.

-Ohh, that's a blow.

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That's a blow.

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OK, Katia, you're currently in the lead.

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What weighs more...

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A, pure gold,

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or B, pure silver?

0:20:530:20:56

Ohh.

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I think it will be gold.

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Why, Johnny? Why?

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-Why?!

-Um...

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Because I know the answer, cos in the periodic table,

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gold is at the right end, where it would weigh more, so...

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-I mean, let's just say...

-Not funny, but it's true.

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No-one saw Johnny saying that.

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This might be cheating,

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but I think I should have brought my own periodic table.

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Speak for yourself, Isaac.

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I've got mine in my pocket right now.

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So, you think gold. What do you think, Katia?

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-Let's go for gold.

-You're going for gold.

-Yeah.

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And I can tell you that that was...

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Gold.

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..a good decision, it's correct.

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Ohh...

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Steve...

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I'm not going to lie to you, mate. It's not looking good.

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The world's first-ever phone call

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was made by the inventor of the telephone, Alexander Graham Bell,

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to his assistant, Thomas Watson.

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What did he say?

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A, "Mr Watson, can you come here, please?"

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or, "Mr Watson, come here, I want to see you"?

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I think it's A, and it's more polite. Do you think that, Grace?

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Sure.

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-OK.

-OK, you said A.

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I can tell you

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that Alexander Graham Bell picked up the phone in 1876

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and said to his assistant, Thomas Watson, he said,

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"Mr Watson,

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"come here, I want to see you."

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You're wrong!

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Get him in the bin!

0:22:260:22:28

Steve has gone straight into the red zone after two questions.

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You are one question away from the drop.

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-Right, Katia, here we go.

-Yep.

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Let's keep the questions easy, OK?

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In 2009, a search for the Loch Ness monster came up empty.

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What did scientists find, though?

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Over 100,000 golf balls or 100,000 shoes?

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-Ohh!

-Um...

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I think it might be shoes, just because...

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they'd need to be playing golf by Loch Ness all the time

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to get that many balls,

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and there's more likely to be shoes that have been thrown in.

0:23:020:23:05

What do you think, Isaac? Shoes or balls?

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-Shoes.

-Shoes.

-Shoes?

-Are you going to go with your team?

0:23:070:23:10

-Yeah.

-We're locking that in.

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Was it golf balls?

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-Near several golf courses.

-Is it?

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Or was it 100,000 shoes?

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I can tell you the answer is...

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golf balls.

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-Ahh!

-You're incorrect. You go into the amber zone, Katia.

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-OK.

-Steve, we now come to you.

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You have yet to get an answer right.

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I'm aware of the scores, Iain.

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If you don't get this, you're getting...

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In fact, just before we...

0:23:400:23:42

-Oh, oh! What you doing there?

-Just getting ready.

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I think a responsible adult

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should be in charge of that button, not Iain.

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I am very responsible, actually.

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"Hit it!"

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I love making telly programmes in Scotland.

0:23:550:23:59

"Hit it!" Should I hit it!

0:23:590:24:01

STEVE SHOUTS OUT

0:24:010:24:03

-What...?

-I feel sick.

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What is greater,

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the total weight of all the humans on Earth

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or the total weight of all the ants on Earth?

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God.

0:24:160:24:17

I think humans is the obvious answer, because we're bigger.

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Is that...? I'm joking.

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-I'm joking.

-So, wait, what do you guys think?

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-I...

-I mean, I haven't seen any ants in a long time.

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And you're saying all of them weigh heavier...

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I have a feeling I might see a few in a minute.

0:24:320:24:35

-Um...

-Personally, Steve, I would go with humans.

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-I'd go with ants.

-But, obviously, it's up to you.

0:24:380:24:40

Grace is going with ants.

0:24:400:24:41

-This is genuinely the most nervous thing I've ever done.

-Me or Grace.

0:24:410:24:45

No, I think I'm going to go with what I initially...

0:24:450:24:47

I agree with Grace.

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I don't think Inel knows what he's talking about.

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So...

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Ants are heavier.

0:24:530:24:56

You think the total weight of ants on Earth

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is heavier than the total weight of humans on Earth?

0:24:580:25:00

-Is that what do you think?

-I don't know!

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Don't forget, bend your knees.

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Oh, don't do this!

0:25:080:25:10

-Just to be clear, I didn't think that.

-OK...

0:25:100:25:13

-I can tell you...

-No!

0:25:130:25:15

-..that the answer...

-Mum, I love you!

0:25:170:25:19

And Dad.

0:25:190:25:21

And brother.

0:25:210:25:23

..the answer written on this card,

0:25:230:25:26

here, in ink,

0:25:260:25:29

is...

0:25:290:25:30

the total weight of humans.

0:25:300:25:32

You're wrong!

0:25:320:25:34

What?!

0:25:360:25:37

Steve, are you OK?

0:25:420:25:44

No!

0:25:440:25:46

-Katia, the good news is, you're on amber.

-I know. Feels good.

0:25:470:25:51

The only way, Katia, you could get dropped...

0:25:510:25:53

-Please don't.

-I mean, there's no way.

0:25:530:25:55

There's no way you can get dropped.

0:25:550:25:57

-Unless the audience said...

-No!

-..you were to get dropped.

0:25:570:25:59

AUDIENCE SHOUT OUT

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-AUDIENCE:

-Drop, drop, drop, drop.

-I'm not having it.

0:26:030:26:05

AUDIENCE CONTINUE SHOUTING I can't hear you!

0:26:050:26:07

Drop, drop, drop...

0:26:070:26:09

HE SHOUTS

0:26:090:26:10

There you go.

0:26:170:26:18

At the end of that round, the winning team is Isaac's team.

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They get themselves a gold star.

0:26:210:26:22

APPLAUSE

0:26:220:26:24

And that's just about it.

0:26:300:26:31

All I need to do now is add up the scores.

0:26:310:26:35

-ALL:

-Ooh...

0:26:350:26:37

And the winners are...

0:26:460:26:49

Grace's team!

0:26:490:26:50

CHEERING

0:26:500:26:52

Get in! Yeah!

0:26:530:26:56

Congratulations, you lot.

0:26:560:26:57

You go down in history, and I might chuck in a free pen.

0:26:570:27:00

As for Isaac's team, not only has the dog ate your homework,

0:27:000:27:03

but you have got detention with Mr Smash.

0:27:030:27:06

It's time to take the Walk Of Shame.

0:27:060:27:09

# La, la, la, la-la-la Losers

0:27:090:27:11

# La, la, la, la-la-la, losers

0:27:110:27:13

# La, la, la, la-la-la Losers

0:27:130:27:15

# La, la, la, la-la-la, losers

0:27:150:27:17

# La, la, la, la-la-la Losers

0:27:170:27:19

# Losers. #

0:27:190:27:21

So, that's your lot.

0:27:210:27:22

As ever, we didn't learn much, but do you know what?

0:27:220:27:25

It was fun trying. See you next time on...

0:27:250:27:28

-AUDIENCE:

-The Dog Ate My Homework.

0:27:280:27:31

Sees ya!

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