It's Not about the Money The Dumping Ground

Get lost.

Nice.

PARTY HORN

KNOCKING

That's the signal.

He's coming, he's coming. Sh.

I can't believe you missed it!

-You tripped me up!

-It's not my fault!

-My new boots!

-Oh, they'll be all right.

-They just need a wash.

-I only got them today!

What on earth is going on?

Ask them! Look at my boots.

Urgh, and the rest.

-It's your fault.

-How do you figure that?!

Why should he get new football boots anyway?

Because his old boots were full of holes.

You wouldn't give me the money I needed.

Tyler, you don't "need" a magic trick.

You want a magic trick. It's not the same thing!

Why are you picking on Bailey?

We were going to send the clip into this.

Cash for your home movies.

Right, I want this place spotless.

And if these don't come up good as new,

you can guess who I'm coming for.

Right? You, shower. You numpties.

SHOWER!

Oh! Aargh!

Didn't really think it through, did you?

You were always going to get caught.

Got any better ideas for making money?

I always have better ideas.

But if you're interested, yeah. I do.

Here you are, let me get it.

Are there any more to bring down?

I'm still packing. I didn't realise I'd got so much stuff.

Whole life in a box, eh?

Three boxes and a big suitcase.

Hey. Are you sure you're OK about going?

Yeah, they're really nice.

They've got a massive house, a garden and a cat.

Oh, and a daughter.

The cat sounds good.

COMPUTER ERROR SOUNDS

Oh!

What's up?

This computer is so useless.

It's not funny.

I didn't say it was.

Use the laptop.

That's even worse than this is.

This is quite an old-fashioned idea

but have you ever heard of a pen and paper?

-It's a no-brainer.

-Isn't it stealing?

Oh, come on, Tyler, you're brighter than that.

Floss! They're mine!

You'll get whatever you want at your new place.

-Give it back!

-Or what?

I'll tell your foster family that you eat your own bogeys

and keep your toenails in a box.

You're not having the pens.

Did you get the ice cream cones?

Er, yeah. What are they for anyway?

You'll see.

Can I have a biscuit?

If you're hungry, have an apple.

Kazima's making Harry a cake. Why don't you help?

I'm a bit busy.

It would be a nice thing to do for your friend.

I bet she'd be the first to have a piece.

Right. The DG needs a new computer, agreed?

Yeah, but if we take it, it's stealing.

Are you calling me a thief?

No, of course not.

The DG'll get a new one on the insurance.

We'll be doing everyone a favour. How can that be wrong?

But it's still stealing.

No, it's problem-solving.

Trust me, Tyler. It's a win-win.

You get your magic trick.

Not if we get caught.

We won't. Take a bit of planning but it's idiot-proof.

Listen, we're in care, the underclass.

We never get the things we need or the things we want.

The system puts us down, so we have to fight for them.

Us against the system?

Yeah. Think Robin Hood. We're the good guys.

Is it really that easy?

So long as you wear tights.

-Robin Hood wore tights.

-No way!

So we're on, then?

KNOCKING

I'm taking Jeff with me.

-Give him back!

-No!

Jeff's mine. I only lent him.

Yeah, I can cook. I can do a wicked fry-up.

This is a cake, Bailey.

All right, cool. Come on.

Me and Dad had scrambled eggs every Saturday.

What's with the scissors, Floss?

I'm just borrowing them.

Bailey!

Watch yourself, Floss, those scissors are sharp.

Floss? Floss, open the door!

I'm not leaving until you give me him.

Floss, open up!

Floss!

You can have him.

Grab your coat, Harry, I'm ready to hit the shops.

Harry...?

Oh, no.

What happened?

Harry?

I thought you two were going to the shops.

Jeff's been in the wars.

Oh, I can see that.

I reckon we can fix Jeff.

Do you mind if I give it a go?

Good lad. Get your jacket.

-Floss?

-He wouldn't say.

You ready?

Let's hit the road, Jack.

See ya, see ya, wouldn't want to be ya!

Right, everyone - action stations!

You two can make the banner.

-Can you help them?

-Sure.

OK, you guys can blow up the balloons.

I'm helping Kazima with the cake.

Yeah, I heard we're out of eggs. Balloons.

And you two, washing up duty.

Don't get distracted. This is important, yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, Mo, have you seen Floss?

-Er, no, not in a little while. Sorry.

-OK.

KNOCKING

I've been looking for you.

I'm just reading.

It's the wrong way up.

Have you and Harry had a row?

What's he said?

Nothing.

I know it's tough, Harry going, but try and be happy for him.

-He started it.

-Are you sure about that?

We're getting his party ready.

Should be fun.

Well, if you change your mind, we'll be in the kitchen, yeah?

There you go.

I'd like to see you try.

All right, it can't be that hard.

What! No way.

Right, I'm going.

Don't take for ever, yeah.

OK, er, so wrapping paper and those crisps that he likes?

See you later.

Tyler!

Sorry!

Come on. Go get changed.

Oh, thanks.

Billie!

Mo? Your turn.

-Here, let me.

-Oh, it's OK, don't worry.

-No, I insist.

-Mai-Li!

Come on. Get a move on.

You're being way too slow.

Put that in the bin on the way back, yeah?

Why can't you do it?

It's not that bad.

Yeah, not if your name's Harrz!

Hey! There's no time for that.

PHONE BEEPS

Oh, that's Mike!

He forgot to text earlier and they're back!

Banner, balloons in there, quickly, everyone!

Come on, guys!

Quick, quick!

So what've you lot been doing?

Erm, chitchatting.

-Mm, yeah.

-You do realise I'm leaving today?

Oh, is that today?

I thought it was next week.

-Or Tuesday, sorry.

-Next year?

-Or not.

MAY-LI!

We've had a break-in.

Must have come in through the window.

The computer's gone?

Oh, everything's on it.

Better not touch anything. The police might want to take fingerprints.

You're right. I'll give them a call.

Right, everybody out, please, out.

-Have you seen Floss?

-Yeah, she's in her room.

It might be nice if you ran and found her.

You never told me to wear gloves!

Tyler, all our fingerprints are in here. We live here.

Second stage active.

Get started.

Floss? Floss?

It's me, Harry.

Jody.

That's weird.

Harry will like it.

Do you reckon she ran away?

Nah, Floss wouldn't do that. Would she?

Well, she's not here.

It's watch time.

What do you mean?

Watch out for Floss time.

What, you know where she is?

We're not supposed to say.

Spill, or no cake.

We can't. She'll kill us.

Toni, this is important. We're worried about her.

She shouldn't even be out here on her own.

It must be important.

The twins said she's done it every day this week.

Yeah, she's crossed like three main roads.

Poor kid.

Odd kid.

What is she even doing?!

Maybe we should just you know, stay out of her way a bit?

Are you scared of Floss?

No. Don't be daft, come on.

Go away.

You know if Mike and May-Li find out that you're here, you're toast.

I don't care.

Oh, Floss!

Did anyone see you?

I wanted them to see me.

I told them I'd lend a hand, do some shopping.

The computer's in there!

I couldn't stick it under my arm, could I?

Cool. We knew they were coming.

Message received.

So how many children live here?

You can't possibly think that it was the kids that did it?

I'm just doing my job, sir.

Well, a couple were out.

But the rest were with me in the kitchen.

And you can account for all of them?

Well, apart from Floss, but she was in her room reading.

We'll need to speak to her.

She's just a kid!

Got something for you. It's a good one, too.

It's almost prehistoric.

It's not that old. £100 and it's yours.

-We can take it elsewhere.

-Go on, then.

Well, the thing is, it's my mum's birthday.

She must be well proud of you.

75?

I'm back!

Er, why's there a police car outside?

We had a break-in.

You're joking!

Why are you looking at me like that?

Tell me you were sensible and backed up your project.

Oh, no!

45 quid? Is that it?! All that stressing.

We might as well have not bothered.

Why do you get more?

You can go to the magic shop now.

-I haven't got enough.

-So get something else.

I've got to do the shopping. Don't want to blow my cover.

There we go.

One of my specials with extra marshmallows.

What's up?

Tee's project was on the computer.

Yeah, that I'd nearly finished.

You said nobody would get hurt.

She'll get over it.

What are you two whispering about?

Nothing.

I thought you said you were broke.

Oh, er, they had a sale on.

You still need money to buy something.

Tyler?

Let me in, Tyler.

Leave me alone.

Let me in!

-Where'd you get the money?

-Get out!

-This is about the computer, isn't it?

-No!

So why were you acting so guilty when the police were downstairs?

Sh! Keep it down.

It wasn't my idea, it was Ryan's. It's for a good cause.

The DG needs a new computer. Insurance'll pay.

-It's a win-win.

-It's stealing!

You saw how upset Tee was.

Can't believe you'd do this.

You're in serious trouble.

Please don't tell Mike. He'll tell the police. Please, Jody!

Come here, you two.

Go and keep Harry out of the kitchen while we put the balloons

and the banner up, will you?

Er, excuse me?

We need biscuits to distract him.

Biscuits, yeah, right.

How are you getting on?

Yeah, I can't let it ruin Harry's party, can I?

Er, where is everyone? They know we need them here for the party.

I'll hunt 'em down. They can't have got far.

-This is mad.

-Stop arguing!

Get in there and get the computer back. Or I'll tell.

-She means it.

-Yeah, yeah.

-You're going, too.

-He doesn't need me.

You did this as well, Tyler. Go on, then!

Well, if it isn't Batman and Robin.

Yeah, I need the computer back.

That's not what I paid you.

I've got a buyer for it and he's going to give me 80 quid.

I told you this wouldn't work.

That's ours.

And what you going to do? Call the police?

Go on, get out.

You can't!

Get up.

No, I need the computer.

Put that away.

Right, I'm going to count to three.

One...

two...

-three.

-Oi! You leave them alone.

-Sit!

-Why?

Sit down.

Right, I'm going to throw you all out. One by one.

Doesn't matter. We'll just come back.

-Yeah.

-We're in care. There's loads of kids in the dump we're in.

And why should I give a monkey's about that?

Shall we go and get them? We'll all sit here.

Is that what you want?

Yeah.

Do you think it's level?

Who cares, we can't even spell his name right.

Hiya.

Oh. Er, where's everyone else?

They must have gone out. I can't find anyone.

Eh, boys, get off.

Well, we are running out of time cos his foster family's coming soon.

Hey, guys, is anyone else with you?

Er, yeah, Floss is here.

Hi, Floss. Well, this is great. They know it's Harry's party....

Quick! Harry's coming!

Oh, right. Everybody get ready!

Get ready, come on, get down.

SHUSHING

-ALL:

-Surprise!

I thought you'd forgotten.

Oh, as if we'd do that.

# For he's a jolly good fellow

# For he's a jolly good fellow

# For he's a jolly good fellow

# And nobody can deny. #

-Hip hip!

-Hooray!

-Hip hip.

-Hooray!

-Hip hip

-Hooray!

It's brilliant.

I knew you liked dinosaurs.

It's a bit like a hedgehog.

I got you all these.

Oh, that's nice of you, Harry.

Water pistols!

Nice one, Harry.

I'm sorry, Harry. I didn't mean it.

I was just angry that you're going.

Good as new. Looks like you've got two Jeffs.

Do you still want him?

What are you going to call yours?

Jeff, of course.

You can't. Mine's called Jeff.

Er...Floss?

Well, maybe they could both be called Jeff.

I got you this.

Wow! A super soaker!

That has got to be one of the scariest things.

I love this.

No, not at my face! Look, behave.

Hey, Tyler!

Hey, where you been?

Oh, sorry...

Tee? I think you should see this.

Don't fill those with water! Do not fill them with water

That's the wrong way. Are you always this stupid?

Thanks very much.

Ah! You got it back!

-Yeah.

-How?

Tyler found it in a skip.

Good man yourself, Tyler.

Well, is it working?

Yeah, go on.

-Go through.

-100%?

-Yes!

-You beauty, get in, look at that!

-That's amazing!

-So tell us about the skip, then.

Parkholme Road, wasn't it?

Yeah.

Doesn't look damaged.

Tyler, you are an absolute hero!

-Isn't he just?

-Yeah, absolutely.

I'm really not.

What's wrong, Tyler?

Yeah, what is it, Tyler?

Tyler?

You committed a crime.

I didn't mean to. I was trying to help.

How? You stole the computer!

"I was trying to help!" You're lame.

Take a hike!

Soon as Harry's gone, we'll go down to the police station. Agreed?

Yeah.

And you're absolutely sure that no-one else was involved?

DOORBELL RINGS Yeah.

Why are you covering for him?

Well, there's no point two of us going down.

Course there isn't.

It's down to him, Tyler, not you.

Just leave it. Please.

Say hello to Adam, everyone!

-Hello!

-Hello, Adam, nice to meet you.

Hello, hello.

Well, I wasn't expecting this.

They made me a cake.

Would you like some?

Thanks, we've got to go soon.

Nina and Claire are cooking you a welcome meal.

Oh, is that why they didn't come?

Er...shall we go?

Yeah.

Bye, Harry! See ya!

-See ya.

-Bye.

Here you go. That's from all of us.

I hope you don't go to prison.

Oh, he'll be fine.

Harry, this is your allowance.

I've put a little bit of extra in there, all right?

So you can buy something for your new room.

I tell you what.

Why don't I look after it for you, hm?

Harry?

I've got a night light for you, cos I know you're scared of the dark.

So you don't have to ask him for one.

Come on, Harry, let's go.

Take care of him for me.

Don't worry, we will.

How could you just let him go like that?

I had no choice. That's what he wanted to do.

Hey, it's great you're both so worried

but it might help to keep busy, yeah?

Oh, Tyler? Are you all right? What did they say?

It's not been decided yet, but it looks like he'll get a caution.

Looks like he learnt his lesson.

Yeah, they gave him a hell of a talking-to.

I was a bit scared myself.

I've told him that he's grounded for a month,

he's got extra chores, and he gets no allowance.

Yeah, I agree.

Are you all right?

I think so.

I was so scared!

Ryan!

Oh, Harry would love this.

Yeah, I know. I'm really going to miss him, actually.

Ah, you traitor!

Tyler! Tyler, look. Over here!

What is it?

Look, it's really weird.

Oh, no.

-Three.

-Two.

-One.

Shoot!