Slings and Arrows (Episode 1&2) The Dumping Ground


Slings and Arrows (Episode 1&2)

Drama series. Bailey's world is rocked when his mum turns up at Ashdene Ridge. Can he forgive her for abandoning him as a toddler?


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AIR HORN BLARES

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Yes, yes!

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CROWD CHEER

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Sorry.

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That's all right.

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WHISTLE

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You totally won it for the Blues.

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You're definitely going to get a scholarship.

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-Hey, my manager wants to see me later.

-Way to go!

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Can you sign your match shirt for me?

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What are you doing?

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It'll go for megabucks when he's top goal scorer for England.

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See, you're going to win one day.

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Top shelf more like.

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-Ryan!

-Go on, Bailey.

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-ALL CHANT:

-Bailey, Bailey, Bailey, Bailey, Bailey...

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Go on, Bailey.

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THEY CHEER

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Bailey Wharton?

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You were at the football trials.

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Yeah, if you're an agent you've got to talk to my manager.

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I, er, I'm not an agent...

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I'm your mum.

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I've been...been trying to track you down for years and then,

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and then I saw this in the paper.

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Found out you was playing yesterday.

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I'll get Mike.

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How did you know I live here?

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One of your team-mates told me.

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So sorry, Bailey.

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Mike? We need you in the garden.

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DOORBELL

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One second.

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-Mike Milligan?

-Yes.

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Rowena Spike and Lizzie Drewit from Ofsted.

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Lucky you. It's inspection day.

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You said you were trying to track me down.

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Yeah, that's rubbish, because you could have called my dad.

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-It's not that simple.

-You need to leave now.

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-Unless you have official permission.

-Kazima, chill out.

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-The inspectors from Ofsted are here.

-Bailey.

-No.

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No, you walked out when I was two.

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I don't need my mum no more.

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-Bailey, wait.

-An Ofsted inspection, here?

-I can't leave him like this.

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-Can you talk to him for me?

-Inspecting what?

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Basically, how Mike runs The Dumping Ground,

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-they check every single file in the office.

-Yeah, check our daily logs.

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And ask loads of dumb questions like, how much salad do we eat?

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They marked my last place so bad it nearly got shut down.

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-Did Mike know they were coming?

-No, that's the whole point.

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They catch you on a normal day.

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Sanction book. Complaints book. Risk assessments. Health and safety log.

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Care plans. Hospital and doctors reports.

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I told you to get lost.

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Is she yours or...or?

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Is it a he?

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It's none of your business.

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Come on, Bailey, she's your mum. You can give her five minutes.

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Er... I can, er... I can see that you're into your footy, then.

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-My dad, he, he would have been proud.

-That's your grandad, Bailey.

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Clock's ticking, yeah?

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I'm sorry, what was that again, now?

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The fire extinguisher is used for fires, not propping open doors.

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And what's that up there? Where's the batteries for the smoke alarm?

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-TV remote.

-Tyler!

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Right, grand tour before we get stuck in.

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Let's have Floss and Sasha do the honours.

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Ladies...?

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It was the hardest thing I ever did...saying goodbye.

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It's true.

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I wanted to...to get settled, somewhere safe,

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and then come for you.

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But, er, your...your dad, he...he moved house...without telling me.

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I couldn't find where you'd gone.

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Safe from who? Bailey's dad?

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-I don't want to diss him...if you two are close.

-We're not close.

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He stopped writing. Probably on one of his benders again.

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But what would you know?

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It's not like you ever looked for me very hard.

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I thought about you...

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..every day, OK?

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Everything I ever did was, was about making a better life for us.

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Oh, please(!)

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OK, then. I got a job. Looking after old people.

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I want you to be proud of me.

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I grew up without a mum.

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I used to think you was dead.

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ALARM BEEPS

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Time's up. Now get out.

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-Bailey.

-Get out. Go on.

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This is our bathroom...

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..guess we've got some more pin ins.

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And you are?

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An intruder. Help!

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Floss!

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I...I had no idea she was here.

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Do you often have members of the public wandering around?

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Oh, um, she's not "members of the public". She's Bailey's mum.

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What?

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She hasn't been on the scene for years.

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I've never even met her.

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Obviously, we would have been all over this but...

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if you hadn't arrived.

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Coping with a multiple workload. Managing your time.

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This isn't typical.

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I promise.

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Let's find out.

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I want to see your safeguarding procedures and your incident book.

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Yes, straightaway.

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-Has she gone?

-Yes.

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I told her to go through your social worker next time

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if she wants to see you again.

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Yeah, let her try.

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-Oh!

-Germs?

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Allergic.

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This is Mischief, yeah? He lives here.

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Mischief?

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It doesn't say you have a house pet.

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-Was it formally agreed?

-We saved him from the streets.

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-He was going to die otherwise.

-He's really well-trained.

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-He's eating paper.

-It's fine, Floss does it all the time.

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Floss eats paper?

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Yes...!

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Cos I'm hungry for words.

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I could eat all the books in the world.

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That is beautifully said, Floss.

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Who's your favourite author?

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She likes Twits.

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That's for kids.

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Will-i-am Shakespeare?

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Awesome.

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Me, too. Which play do you like best?

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So many to choose from.

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Yeah.

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A sweaty blind man?

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That's, er, just a codename... because it's a secret.

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A secret from who?

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Mike and May-Li.

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You see, we're going to be performing that as a surprise.

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Wow, double awesome.

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You told them you're putting on a Shakespeare play tomorrow?

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Are you insane?

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We can tell them it was a misunderstanding.

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You know, you guys just got carried away.

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-Mike?

-Yeah?

-Ready?

-Yeah.

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She's scary.

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How is it all going out there?

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Yeah, exactly.

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See, I think that we need something double awesome to make up

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for the missing fire-alarm batteries and, you know, the random mums.

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If we're going to do a play we need a butt-kicking director.

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-I could be the director. I mean, how hard could it be?

-Good luck.

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I might have passed your number on.

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All right, guys, guys, we need to decide what play we're going

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to do so, I'm thinking Romeo and Juliet.

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That's too soppy, how about A Winter's Tale?

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The only Shakespeare's play with a bear in it.

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-Er, excuse me, who's the director here?

-A polar bear?

-Or a koala beer?

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A koala isn't actually a bear, it's a marsupial.

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-OK, can we stop talking about bears, yeah?

-OK, so hands up for my pick.

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Bear takes it, you lose.

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All right.

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"A Winter's Tale, King Leontes plunges into a jealous rage

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-"because he thinks his wife is cheating on him."

-Who with.

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"His best friend, Polixenes,

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"so he banishes their newborn baby to an island

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"and sends Hermione to a prison where she dies of a broken heart."

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It's not a comedy, then?

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"Meanwhile on the island, baby Perdita is found by a shepherd...

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"Fast forward 16 years and she falls in love with Polixenes' son...

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"..comes back to life, she wasn't really dead.

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"Leontes says sorry and everyone is happy, the end."

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Can't we do The Lion King instead?

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No, I think this could work, OK?

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So, right, you guys focus and I will hand out these parts. OK?

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THEY BICKER

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-Married to Tee!

-Married to Tee, are you serious?

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-Why can't Bailey play King Leontes?

-I've got a scholarship meeting.

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Look, if there's any kissing, I'll need a body double.

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A body double? Look, Ryan, are you too much of a baby to do this?

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Look, I've got more theatrical experience than anyone here.

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Look, it doesn't matter because, Ryan, you look older.

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-I can play old, that's the whole point of acting.

-Costume budget?

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If I'm going to make a killer bear suit, I'm going to need cash.

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-A fiver, that'll do the trick. Ryan!

-Can I be the king?

-What about you?

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That's me and my...my mum.

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Are you going to see her, then, if you're social worker...

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-Why should I?

-She's making more of an effort than mine ever does.

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-What do you reckon?

-I don't know, a kind of bag-lady Cruella,

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with really bad hair.

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It sounds like a whole lot of bear to me.

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Is that Bailey's mum?

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What's she doing here?

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-Look.

-There isn't a bottomless pit of money.

-A bottomless pit of m...?

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FUNKY RAP MUSIC

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Thank you. Are you all right?

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Yeah.

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You dropped your...

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Thank you. Have you ordered?

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You know, you can have whatever you want. This is my treat.

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Have you spoke to my social worker?

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Are you saying you want me to? Cos I wasn't sure.

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Thought you out shopping?

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We got distracted.

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Ask your mum where she just was.

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Two for one cocktails. What were you doing here?

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If you're going to spy on me, get it right.

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I was actually working.

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-Working?

-Yeah, I got a shift behind the bar.

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I thought you worked with old people.

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Which is why I didn't want him to know. Thanks, guys.

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Look, I, erm... I lost my job. Yesterday.

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-My boss, he...he wouldn't give me the time off so I walked.

-You quit?

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-To go to a football match?

-To see my son.

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And, erm, well, now, I'm...

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Well, now, I'm homeless because the job, it was live-in and,

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which is why I was picking up a few quid anyway I could, OK?

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To pay for my bill at the B&B.

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So, you lost... You lost your home and your job cos of me?

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You know, all these years I've been, been missing a piece of me.

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I couldn't wait another day.

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We're going to, erm,

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crack on with the bear suit.

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You coming?

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I haven't ordered yet.

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DOORBELL TINKLES

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-And I want it learned by tomorrow, OK?

-OK.

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Edited version, I took out all the bits Carmen couldn't understand.

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-As long as I still get to send "Herm-own-nee" to jail.

-Yeah.

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Er, it's Hermione, OK?

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Unless you want to call me Her Majesty.

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Hey, how far have you got?

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Erm...

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Verily, verily and behold.

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I may not be young Mo but His Royal Highness, the King.

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Read my lips, you are not playing Leonardo.

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Leontes.

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-MAY-LI CLEARS HER THROAT

-Carmen?

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Actors can be a nightmare,

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everybody knows that,

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you've just got to use your people skills.

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Mo...

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I need you to play Flora Bund.

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Florizel.

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Florizel. OK, it's the prince that falls in love with the baby

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16 years later and you get to do a special little dance with Harry.

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Dance, what dance?

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You said Perdita was a pirate.

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Pirate, princess, what's the difference?

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I'm not being a girl.

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Oh, yes, you are, Harry.

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Ashdene Ridge needs you.

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We could hang out longer but I've got my scholarship meeting.

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-Scholarship?

-Yeah.

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It's to see if the club are going to give me a contract.

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Already?

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So, not that I'm surprised, you totally owned that pitch.

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I'll play even better next time if I know you're watching.

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So you just try and keep me away, right?

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I'm so going to be there at the touchline.

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If you get the touchline, you'll be in the box.

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Can you text me and let me know how it goes?

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I wish I could stick around to find out.

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You are going?

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I can't afford the B&B for another night.

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But, you know what, this is your big break, OK?

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I don't want to burden you with my problems, right?

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Good luck, yeah?

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DOORBELL TINKLES

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Put it over here and fold over.

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Yeah, that's it.

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MUSIC: Monster by The Automatic

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# What's that coming over the hill?

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# Is it a monster?

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# Is it a monster?

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# What's that coming over the hill?

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# Is it a monster?

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# Is it a monster?

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# What's that coming over the hill?

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# Is it a monster?... #

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Yeah, keep it in here, so we get the full shock value.

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# Is it a monster? #

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Best bear ever.

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Yeah, I'm calling about the flat on your website

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near the football ground.

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Yeah, I've just been signed for the youth squad.

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Yeah.

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I'll take it.

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Bailey, Bailey, you off now?

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Yeah, I've got my Academy meeting in half an hour.

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Good luck, they will be very fortunate to have you.

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-I heard about your mum.

-Yeah, weird, isn't it?

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Obviously, we will talk about some proper contact

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but focus on your Academy meeting first. You need to show them

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that you understand the responsibility of a scholarship.

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-I'm on it, chill.

-And obviously... Bailey, I should come with you.

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No, mate, no worries, it's all in hand.

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But good luck with Ofsted, though, yeah?

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Sure, thanks.

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DISTANT CROWD CHEERS

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-COMMENTATOR:

-He has the ball.

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He is running down the pitch, looks like can score.

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It is a goal!

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This proves Bailey Wharton's worth every penny of his transfer fee.

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DOG WOOFS

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CHEERING

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Bailey, you're up next.

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FROM ANOTHER ROOM: We have landed in ill times.

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-Shall we say it together? ALL:

-We have landed in ill times...

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-Tyler, you're on.

-Yes!

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What?

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No, my lovely bear suit!

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Mischief!

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It was in your room, how did it get out here?

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Oh, I wonder.

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I didn't know Mischief would eat him.

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Do you know what this means, Harry?

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No bear means no play.

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It means were going to fail the inspection.

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They are going to close us down and it's all your fault.

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-I hid it because I didn't want to be a girl.

-Grow up.

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Alas, poor Bernard, you are unique, irreplaceable,

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there will never be a bear like you again.

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There might be.

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-Can't believe I'm doing this. Ready?

-Yeah.

-Let's go.

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Shut up about the bear, we are professional people.

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Please say it's good news.

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What do you think?

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Am I congratulating our first ever football apprentice?

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-Yeah, I guess.

-Yes!

-THEY ALL CHEER AND CLAP

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Will you live with us when you are a pro?

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Can I have your room then?

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-He'll be on 20 grand a week.

-A million grand.

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With our sporting and theatrical talents, we are

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-going to blow the inspectors away.

-Bailey could do a football demo.

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-Mike?

-Yeah.

-Care plans.

-Yeah, right, sure, coming up.

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Excuse me, coming through, coming through.

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Yeah, I'd better go work out my moves.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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DOORBELL TINKLES AND DOOR CREAKS

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This is Mr Twigg. He owns the restaurant.

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-Hi.

-Hi.

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Harry

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and Finn. I never forget a customer.

0:23:090:23:14

And I never forget him.

0:23:140:23:16

-MAY-LI GASPS

-Wow.

0:23:190:23:22

SHE LAUGHS

0:23:220:23:24

Mum...

0:23:310:23:32

Go on, open it.

0:23:340:23:36

SHE LAUGHS

0:23:420:23:43

I knew you'd get in.

0:23:430:23:44

My little superstar.

0:23:460:23:47

THEY LAUGH

0:23:520:23:53

Well, aren't you going to ask me how I know?

0:23:530:23:56

Er...

0:23:560:23:58

The letting agent rang me.

0:23:580:24:00

Apparently, my son is renting a flat from next week.

0:24:000:24:03

Why did he call you?

0:24:060:24:07

Well, you might be a football genius,

0:24:070:24:11

but you are not old enough to sign a rental agreement.

0:24:110:24:14

I can't believe you didn't tell me.

0:24:160:24:19

I was going to tell you.

0:24:190:24:21

I was.

0:24:210:24:22

It is for us, right?

0:24:220:24:23

I'm not getting ahead of myself?

0:24:250:24:26

Of course it's for us.

0:24:260:24:28

Cos this is the dream that has kept me going, you know,

0:24:280:24:32

living with my little boy again.

0:24:320:24:34

Well, you're a big boy now.

0:24:360:24:37

Come here.

0:24:410:24:42

Turn it round, there we go.

0:24:490:24:52

-Whoa! It is outstanding.

-Yeah, thank Finn.

0:24:520:24:56

What do you think, Carmen?

0:24:560:24:57

Oh, it's cool, but if you think that gets you out of playing Perdita...

0:24:570:25:00

Yeah, you killed Bernard I, wearing a dress is the least you can do.

0:25:000:25:03

Come on, mate, take one for the team.

0:25:030:25:05

OK, I'll do it, but only for Mike.

0:25:070:25:09

OK, good.

0:25:090:25:10

Right, now, Scene Three from the top, come on.

0:25:100:25:13

We have landed in ill times, the skies look grimly...

0:25:150:25:19

Come, poor babe,

0:25:280:25:30

blah blah...

0:25:300:25:32

So, out my poor babe,

0:25:360:25:38

leave it crying...

0:25:380:25:39

..in the rain? In a forest?

0:25:400:25:42

Are you having a laugh?

0:25:430:25:44

Just drop the doll on the ground.

0:25:440:25:47

No, I didn't agree to dump the baby.

0:25:470:25:50

If you don't abandon the baby, there is no story.

0:25:500:25:52

It's cruel and nasty.

0:25:520:25:55

I'm having nothing to do with it.

0:25:550:25:57

Fine, I'll play her part.

0:25:570:26:00

So, out my poor babe, this is the chase, I'm gone, forever.

0:26:000:26:04

Bailey, can I have a word?

0:26:050:26:08

HE ROARS

0:26:080:26:10

-Ugh!

-Ross!

0:26:100:26:13

-Have the inspectors gone, then?

-Coming back tomorrow.

0:26:220:26:25

I've a feeling I'm going to be here all night.

0:26:250:26:27

Your manager called to make sure that you're OK.

0:26:270:26:30

I'm sorry you didn't make it.

0:26:300:26:32

Lots of the lads were released, it's not just you.

0:26:320:26:35

He said you were a fine player,

0:26:350:26:37

you just don't have that extra edge to turn pro.

0:26:370:26:41

You got binned! Why didn't you just tell us?

0:26:430:26:47

You wouldn't understand.

0:26:470:26:49

DOG WHINES

0:26:530:26:55

Just stop stressing about it.

0:27:390:27:41

Bernard has a bag of jewels in his head.

0:27:410:27:44

Carmen, that could be stolen property.

0:27:440:27:46

Why don't we tell Mr Twigg? It's his bear.

0:27:460:27:48

Because he put them in there.

0:27:480:27:49

-He's a jewel thief, it's obvious.

-He's really nice.

0:27:490:27:51

He gave me and Finn free chocolate Sundays. DOORBELL RINGS

0:27:510:27:54

Exactly, the restaurant's just a cover.

0:27:540:27:56

He's got criminals after him so he dumps the bear on us.

0:27:560:27:59

Criminals? Suppose they come here.

0:27:590:28:01

Lizzie, Rowena.

0:28:010:28:04

Bring on day two!

0:28:040:28:06

Morning, campers.

0:28:060:28:08

ALL: Morning.

0:28:080:28:09

-I'm sorry. Yeah?

-You should have told us yourself, shouldn't you?

0:28:150:28:19

Get over it, people. He's been ditched from the Academy,

0:28:190:28:21

there are worse things that can happen.

0:28:210:28:23

DOORBELL RINGS Like what?

0:28:230:28:25

like we fail this inspection.

0:28:250:28:27

-Hello?

-Is it Mr Milligan?

0:28:270:28:28

-Yes.

-You wanted to see me?

0:28:280:28:30

Call me Mike.

0:28:300:28:32

-OK.

-Come in the office.

0:28:320:28:34

Is this about the flat because I know that Bailey can't move in

0:28:340:28:38

-until we get all the official stuff sorted.

-Move in?

0:28:380:28:41

What flat?

0:28:440:28:45

You've only just met her!

0:28:450:28:48

-Whose idea was this? Your mum's?

-Your mum can't afford a flat.

0:28:540:28:57

She got sacked from her job.

0:28:570:28:59

Let me guess, you said you'd pay for it

0:28:590:29:01

-and then the Academy ditched you.

-It's time to start talking.

0:29:010:29:05

It's my fault she lost her job.

0:29:080:29:10

I'm not going to tell her landlord.

0:29:100:29:13

You've rented somewhere already?

0:29:130:29:16

It's 800 quid. Rent and deposit.

0:29:160:29:18

I can't let her down.

0:29:200:29:22

You don't have a choice.

0:29:220:29:24

Now, we sorted the young people into groups for informal interviews.

0:29:330:29:36

-Right, OK.

-We thought we'd mix the ages up a bit,

0:29:360:29:39

-see how they'll rub along.

-Great!

0:29:390:29:42

See, she's stressed out enough without a secret jewel stash.

0:29:480:29:51

So, what do we do now?

0:29:510:29:52

I guess we just wait until after the play, if we put Bernard

0:29:520:29:55

in the attic in case the criminals come,

0:29:550:29:57

and just forget his head ever fell off.

0:29:570:29:59

I guess a few more hours won't make much difference.

0:29:590:30:01

You two take him upstairs, OK?

0:30:010:30:03

-So, King Leontes...

-That's you.

0:30:030:30:05

-And Antig... The servant.

-Ross, that's you.

0:30:050:30:08

But why don't you just stick to what's on the script?

0:30:080:30:12

Alison, sorry for keeping you.

0:30:170:30:19

Bailey, should we take your mum out into the garden

0:30:190:30:22

-because it's a bit more private.

-Private?

0:30:220:30:25

-But you're going to come, too?

-Afraid so,

0:30:250:30:28

until we can agree on supervised contact.

0:30:280:30:31

Sorry, sorry to break the creative flow!

0:31:040:31:08

Billie, Kazima and Finn, we'd like a chat with you now.

0:31:080:31:11

What kind of a chat?

0:31:110:31:14

About this place.

0:31:140:31:16

It's your thoughts that count.

0:31:160:31:18

They're trying to find out the bad stuff.

0:31:180:31:21

Play dumb, say nothing.

0:31:210:31:23

What if I kill the bear and look after the baby?

0:31:260:31:30

-You can't change Shakespeare, Floss!

-Then I'm still on strike.

0:31:300:31:35

I thought you were more mature than Harry.

0:31:350:31:38

That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

0:31:410:31:43

I can't pay for it right now, the flat.

0:31:430:31:46

The Academy, they released me.

0:31:460:31:49

"Released"?

0:31:520:31:53

But I thought you was really talented, you know?

0:31:530:31:57

I can do trial somewhere else.

0:31:570:32:00

Bailey...

0:32:000:32:02

It may take a while for me to get spotted,

0:32:020:32:04

but players move around all the time.

0:32:040:32:07

If you got a job around here, you could afford a flat yourself.

0:32:070:32:13

I'm just... I'm just sad.

0:32:160:32:20

For you, you know, you're not even 16

0:32:210:32:24

and they're throwing you on the scrapheap.

0:32:240:32:26

-Alison...

-I can deal with it.

0:32:260:32:30

Because now I've got you.

0:32:300:32:32

Bailey, you've got another visitor.

0:32:450:32:49

You speak a language I understand not.

0:32:540:32:57

It's a line from the play.

0:32:570:32:58

Now you're having a pop at me accent?!

0:32:580:33:00

You can't even say my name right!

0:33:000:33:03

I need you to be the servant because Floss is...

0:33:030:33:06

Not now, Carmen..

0:33:060:33:08

-I don't even know what we're doing right now.

-How about you two...

0:33:080:33:12

What are you doing here? I don't want to see you.

0:33:140:33:17

Mr Wharton, Jimmy, should have told us you were coming.

0:33:170:33:21

I only found out last night.

0:33:210:33:22

Your social worker phoned and said your mum had showed up.

0:33:220:33:25

Rowena Spike from Ofsted, pretend I'm not here.

0:33:250:33:28

Why didn't you call me?

0:33:280:33:31

Son?

0:33:310:33:33

Shall we? Please?

0:33:350:33:37

Come on, Bailey. Come on.

0:33:420:33:45

Sit down.

0:33:480:33:49

Jimmy, you'll get your chance to put your views

0:33:490:33:53

-when Alison applies for formal contact.

-No, he won't.

0:33:530:33:56

You stopped me seeing her! You lied my whole life!

0:33:560:34:00

-Back up, that's rubbish.

-You don't get to say no more.

0:34:000:34:03

Ask her what he did!

0:34:030:34:06

Go on.

0:34:060:34:07

You mean, Alison is here?

0:34:090:34:11

Now? Where?

0:34:110:34:14

In the garden, but this isn't the time or the place.

0:34:140:34:17

Jimmy, hang on!

0:34:170:34:19

Bailey!

0:34:190:34:22

She's gone!

0:34:250:34:28

This is your fault.

0:34:280:34:30

She probably heard your voice and freaked out.

0:34:300:34:32

-Good.

-Good?

0:34:320:34:34

Like she was terrified of you.

0:34:340:34:36

Alison, terrified? Have you met your mum?

0:34:360:34:38

CAR HORN

0:34:380:34:40

Mum!

0:34:450:34:46

Get in!

0:34:490:34:50

Move or we'll lose her!

0:34:500:34:52

Just drive, don't talk!

0:34:520:34:53

Jimmy, you can't take him away like this!

0:34:530:34:55

You know what the rules are! Jimmy! Jimmy!

0:34:550:34:59

Mr Twigg? What are you doing here?

0:35:020:35:04

Ruining your play, I'm afraid.

0:35:040:35:06

I should have been honest with you in the first place.

0:35:060:35:10

My restaurant is bankrupt and the bank is selling everything.

0:35:100:35:13

-Including your bear?

-Its value to me is priceless.

0:35:130:35:18

He belonged to my father and before him to his father.

0:35:180:35:22

But we can still use him for the play, right?

0:35:220:35:25

The bailiffs already have him on their list.

0:35:250:35:28

I have to return him immediately or I am breaking the law.

0:35:280:35:32

Maybe they'll let you keep him?

0:35:330:35:35

This would be lovely but I don't think so.

0:35:360:35:40

I owe an awful lot of money.

0:35:400:35:42

Maybe he doesn't know about the jewels.

0:35:420:35:45

That's her, that's the cab, pull up!

0:35:470:35:50

All right, all right!

0:35:500:35:52

-Just stay there.

-No way.

0:35:520:35:53

She doesn't want to see you.

0:35:530:35:55

Just keep out of it.

0:35:550:35:57

Mum!

0:36:010:36:02

Look, I'm, er, I'm sorry for running off just now.

0:36:050:36:09

-Yeah, it's cos you heard Dad.

-Your dad?

-Yeah, don't worry.

0:36:090:36:13

I mean, he wouldn't hurt you with me around.

0:36:130:36:15

Look, I don't want to speak to him.

0:36:150:36:17

-Don't bother trying to make me.

-Don't go that way, please.

0:36:170:36:20

-What are you doing here?

-Just don't start anything.

0:36:230:36:27

She ain't your mum.

0:36:300:36:31

Er, change of plan. We keep him talking till the cops come.

0:36:370:36:40

No, it's not a joke, he's just a skint old guy who owns a restaurant.

0:36:400:36:43

Pizzas for life.

0:36:430:36:45

What are you doing to my bear?

0:36:460:36:48

I found it, so you can share the treasure with me if you want.

0:36:480:36:52

Hang on, where is what and what treasure?

0:36:520:36:55

It fell out of the bear, so I hid it.

0:36:550:36:56

We were going to tell you when the inspectors had gone.

0:36:560:36:59

ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:36:590:37:01

He's an innocent kid.

0:37:040:37:05

-Don't you care about his feelings?

-You're hardly Dad Of The Year.

0:37:050:37:08

This isn't about me, Bryony.

0:37:080:37:10

Look him in the face and tell him who's lying.

0:37:100:37:12

I'm not your mum.

0:37:170:37:19

-The photo.

-It's real. It's...

0:37:220:37:24

We were chilling in your garden, back in the day.

0:37:250:37:29

This is your mum's best mate.

0:37:290:37:32

So, where's my mum?

0:37:360:37:37

-Just... I don't understand.

-Did Alison put you up to this?

0:37:390:37:42

-No, I ain't seen her in years.

-So how'd you find him?

0:37:420:37:46

I, er, I saw his photo in the paper

0:37:460:37:50

and then I went along to his Academy game.

0:37:500:37:53

-It sort of went from there, really.

-So you lied to me on purpose?

0:37:540:37:59

-Remember all those things you said about Dad being violent.

-What?

0:38:010:38:04

-I didn't say that. That was you... joining the dots.

-Son...

0:38:050:38:10

-..you know me better than that.

-You know what?

0:38:120:38:14

We would have been sweet, you know, and nice, cushy flat,

0:38:140:38:18

away from the care home...

0:38:180:38:20

..till this one gets himself binned off from the Academy.

0:38:210:38:24

-Oh, guys, I'm disappointed in you.

-Are you going to call the police?

0:38:340:38:39

That might be rather tricky,

0:38:390:38:41

seeing as I haven't even seen this treasure.

0:38:410:38:44

Sorry to butt in. Oh, and another visitor?

0:38:460:38:50

-Yes, no, he's been signed in.

-He's our prop supplier.

0:38:500:38:54

-Anyway, sorry, who's next for the interviews?

-Toni, Floss and Carmen.

0:38:540:39:01

Ready when you are.

0:39:010:39:02

-Remember, careless talk costs lives.

-Good luck.

0:39:020:39:06

-How about a cup of tea?

-Wait, guys, before you go, Carmen,

0:39:060:39:10

I know that you were only trying to help with the inspection

0:39:100:39:13

but that's not an excuse.

0:39:130:39:15

Missing property, damaging the bear -

0:39:150:39:16

this play's doing more harm than good.

0:39:160:39:18

-But, Mike, that...

-So, it's cancelled.

0:39:180:39:21

ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:39:210:39:23

Keep it down. Look, until we fix this mess, no treasure, no play.

0:39:230:39:29

Sorry.

0:39:290:39:30

-We've just got to find the treasure, then.

-I'll go and look upstairs.

0:39:300:39:34

-How's the play going?

-Is this part of the interview?

0:39:420:39:45

-It's the chat beforehand.

-Cool. Tell us when you've started.

0:39:470:39:52

-Cooperation first. Pick one.

-From the comments box?

0:39:580:40:02

-I can't read.

-You told me you were hungry for words.

0:40:070:40:12

-Your favourite author's Shakespeare.

-Oh, yeah!

0:40:120:40:15

So, why the silent routine?

0:40:170:40:19

-I can only assume you've got something to hide.

-No. We're not.

0:40:200:40:25

"Carmen is bossy and vain and her hair clogs up the plughole."

0:40:300:40:35

-Thank you, Floss(!)

-It wasn't me.

0:40:360:40:38

You know, I can recognise your handwriting.

0:40:380:40:40

Can I have a biscuit now?

0:40:470:40:48

-Whose dumb idea was it not to say anything?

-What happened?

0:40:530:40:56

Well, they think that we're covering something up.

0:40:560:40:59

We've got to find those jewels, guys.

0:40:590:41:00

We've searched everywhere. There's no sign.

0:41:000:41:02

-Someone must have nicked them.

-Like you nicked a computer?

0:41:020:41:05

Like you were done for shoplifting.

0:41:050:41:07

Hey, we're not going to start accusing each other.

0:41:070:41:09

We've got to figure out some sort of motive.

0:41:090:41:12

Well, there's wanting to stop the play,

0:41:120:41:14

like Harry wrecking Bernard I.

0:41:140:41:16

What about Bailey?

0:41:180:41:19

Bailey wouldn't steal anything... would he?

0:41:190:41:22

Well, he did need 800 quid to get a flat.

0:41:230:41:28

Well, there's your thief, then. Who else would it be?

0:41:280:41:32

My mum.

0:41:320:41:33

-My fake mum.

-Fake?

-You mean, that wasn't the real one?

-Just don't ask.

0:41:340:41:40

-I knew you weren't the thief.

-I was about to call the police.

0:41:410:41:44

-You can't just take off like that.

-I'm sorry.

0:41:440:41:48

Your dad called, told me everything. I'm glad you came home.

0:41:480:41:52

Wait, so it's Bailey's fake mum that stole the jewels?

0:41:520:41:55

Hang on, how do you figure that?

0:41:550:41:57

She was in the lobby when the head fell off on the stairs,

0:41:570:42:00

then I put them in the box while she was walking past there.

0:42:000:42:03

-She must have seen the jewels.

-Have you any idea where she's gone?

0:42:030:42:06

Bus station.

0:42:070:42:09

Listen, let me handle this, do you hear me? Do you hear me?

0:42:090:42:11

Oh, Bailey.

0:42:140:42:15

Hey, Bryony!

0:42:170:42:19

-Forgetting something?

-What are you doing here?! Oh!

-Don't do that.

0:42:190:42:23

Give it back...before I call security. Give it back.

0:42:230:42:26

Yeah, I'm sure the police would love to see these.

0:42:280:42:30

You stole from a kids' home?

0:42:350:42:37

Have you any idea, the effort, that I wasted on you,

0:42:380:42:42

pretending to be interested in your football career?

0:42:420:42:44

You know what? It's... It's a relief that the Academy ditched you, I...

0:42:460:42:50

Just leave this, please.

0:42:500:42:51

I don't think I could have put up with those Bambi eyes every day.

0:42:510:42:54

She's not worth it.

0:42:570:42:58

I'm glad you're not my mum.

0:42:580:43:00

These were my mother's. I thought they were stolen years ago.

0:43:060:43:11

Just disappeared a little bit.

0:43:110:43:13

Thanks to you, Twigg's Restaurant lives on. And the pizzas are on me.

0:43:130:43:20

Brilliant!

0:43:200:43:21

The hour is upon us. What rebels are in hand?

0:43:210:43:25

What play to ease the anguish of this torturing hour?

0:43:250:43:29

What? Are you guys doing a play? Fantastic.

0:43:300:43:35

-CHEERING

-Good luck.

0:43:350:43:38

-Um, are we back on?

-Can you wing it?

-Do you even have to ask?

-Good.

0:43:380:43:43

KNOCK ON DOOR

0:43:490:43:50

TOGETHER: We cleaned your boots for the football demo...

0:43:570:44:00

..for the inspectors.

0:44:020:44:03

CROWD GROANS

0:44:140:44:15

CROWD GROANS

0:44:170:44:19

LAUGHTER

0:44:230:44:24

-We're starting. You can help with costumes, if you want.

-Er...

0:44:330:44:39

Fine. But you're still down to do a football demo.

0:44:400:44:43

-I can't.

-What?

0:44:450:44:47

I don't want these no more.

0:44:500:44:53

You might not get into the first club you try,

0:44:530:44:55

-but you've got to be in it to win it.

-Football is your dream job.

0:44:550:44:58

If I had something like that, I'd never give it up.

0:44:580:45:00

-OK, guys, you've made your point.

-But he's really talented.

0:45:000:45:03

Yes, but it's up to Bailey what he does now.

0:45:030:45:06

It's been a big knock-back.

0:45:060:45:08

Look, I could try another club, but I'd be further away

0:45:080:45:12

and have training four times a week, plus matches.

0:45:120:45:16

-Mike could take you.

-Could be 100 miles away.

0:45:160:45:19

We could find you somewhere else to live, I mean,

0:45:190:45:22

-if that's what you want.

-Leave here?

-No.

-Well, that's the choice.

0:45:220:45:27

And even then I might not get picked.

0:45:270:45:31

I could just spend the whole season on the subs' bench.

0:45:310:45:34

-Just get dumped at the end of it.

-You can't think like that.

-Why not?

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I'm just being realistic.

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If I'm going to end up on a scrapheap, I want out now.

0:45:400:45:44

DOORBELL RINGS

0:45:460:45:47

Me and Bailey have got unfinished business.

0:45:510:45:53

-Dad?

-Backstage, you two, quick.

0:46:030:46:05

Come on. Come on.

0:46:050:46:08

-How come you never told me about the Academy yourself?

-What's to tell?

0:46:200:46:23

You won't be seeing me at Wembley no more.

0:46:230:46:26

Guess you can't big me up to your friends.

0:46:270:46:29

What's that supposed to mean? I'm proud of you, whatever you do.

0:46:290:46:34

Yeah, so proud that you just dump me at a football ground.

0:46:340:46:37

All right.

0:46:400:46:41

I've not been the greatest... but I never drove Alison away.

0:46:420:46:48

I begged her to keep seeing you, but she didn't want to be a mum.

0:46:480:46:53

Great(!)

0:46:540:46:56

-She hate me that much?

-She knew you had me.

0:46:570:47:00

I did all right when you was a little nipper.

0:47:020:47:05

There was less to get wrong.

0:47:060:47:07

And then I got older.

0:47:090:47:10

Sorry about that(!)

0:47:110:47:13

I knew I couldn't be the dad you needed.

0:47:140:47:17

-What, so, you just leave me with no dad?

-I left you with Mike.

0:47:170:47:21

Oh.

0:47:210:47:23

So, why are you here now?

0:47:270:47:29

You don't care. You only came to stop me seeing her.

0:47:300:47:35

MUSIC: Don't Wanna Fight Alabama Shakes

0:47:430:47:46

Hey, so, er...

0:48:000:48:02

to Mike, May-Li, and all the assembled guests,

0:48:020:48:05

for your entertainment we present to you - The Winter's Tale.

0:48:050:48:09

Fantastic surprise.

0:48:120:48:14

My wife is slippery, she is an adulteress.

0:48:150:48:18

You, my lord, but do mistake.

0:48:180:48:19

He thinks you've touched his queen.

0:48:190:48:22

My best blood turned into infected jelly.

0:48:220:48:25

Take this vile creature hence to some remote and desert place

0:48:290:48:33

and there thou leave it.

0:48:330:48:35

I swear to do this. Prepare my ship.

0:48:380:48:41

WIND HOWLS

0:48:510:48:52

We have landed in ill times and skies look grimly.

0:49:010:49:05

Come, poor babe. Thy mother appeared to me in a dream last night.

0:49:110:49:15

She said, "If you must have my baby, put some garlic next to her,

0:49:150:49:19

"cos bears really hate garlic,"

0:49:190:49:21

in a letter saying that she loves you...

0:49:210:49:25

and in 16 years - spoiler alert -

0:49:250:49:28

she might see you again in some palace or a nail bar.

0:49:280:49:31

THEY GASP

0:49:370:49:39

Aggh!

0:49:390:49:40

SHE CHOKES

0:49:470:49:48

APPLAUSE

0:49:550:49:57

DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS

0:49:570:49:58

We have come to see the statue of our queen.

0:50:280:50:30

-Dear Queen, Mother, lend me your hand.

-Music, awake her, strike.

0:50:310:50:36

Be stone no more.

0:50:380:50:40

Turn, good lady, our Perdita is found.

0:50:410:50:45

You gods, look down and pour your graces on my daughter's head.

0:50:450:50:49

Queen Hermione finds her baby, Fat Harry, who she thought was dead

0:50:510:50:54

and King Leontes is sorry for being a nasty king,

0:50:540:50:57

so everyone forgives him.

0:50:570:50:59

Perdita is well happy

0:50:590:51:02

cos she knows her mum never stopped loving her, ever.

0:51:020:51:05

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:050:51:09

THUNDERCLAP

0:51:150:51:18

BEAR ROARS

0:51:180:51:20

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:300:51:33

RINGING TONE

0:51:450:51:46

Dad?

0:51:460:51:48

-Where are you?

-'I'm waiting for you.'

0:51:490:51:52

I told my boss I needed a couple of days off.

0:51:520:51:55

'I thought you were out of work.'

0:51:550:51:57

I got my old job back.

0:51:570:51:58

-'You never said.'

-You never asked.

0:51:580:52:01

Whatever Mum did...

0:52:130:52:14

..it wasn't your fault.

0:52:160:52:17

I shouldn't have said all that stuff.

0:52:190:52:21

You're not a failure, Son. Football isn't everything.

0:52:210:52:24

I never meant for you to feel that way.

0:52:240:52:27

I'm just going to take a break for a bit.

0:52:290:52:31

There's other stuff to do.

0:52:310:52:33

Like...seeing your old man?

0:52:330:52:36

Well, you stopped writing.

0:52:360:52:38

Yeah.

0:52:390:52:40

-Do you want me to find the real Ali...Alison?

-No. No.

0:52:400:52:45

No.

0:52:460:52:47

See, Mike was right.

0:52:480:52:50

YOU did OK without her.

0:52:500:52:52

WE did OK.

0:52:520:52:54

I wish we could be mates again.

0:52:550:52:57

-I miss your ugly face.

-Yeah, I miss yours.

0:52:580:53:02

See, you're my real dad.

0:53:050:53:07

That's never going to change.

0:53:080:53:09

Come here.

0:53:120:53:13

Did we pass?

0:53:190:53:20

It's not a pass/fail thing. You'll have the report in two weeks.

0:53:200:53:23

Two weeks?

0:53:230:53:25

Obviously, there are some areas for improvement.

0:53:250:53:27

I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.

0:53:270:53:29

It's a shame you couldn't be so honest in your interviews.

0:53:290:53:32

Your loyalty to Mike and May-Li might have been misplaced,

0:53:320:53:35

but it shows you value them very deeply.

0:53:350:53:39

After seeing how they supported Bailey, I can't say I'm surprised.

0:53:390:53:43

Is she being nice? I can't tell.

0:53:430:53:45

We were also very impressed with your ambition.

0:53:450:53:49

It's the first time we've ever had a play performed for us.

0:53:490:53:51

You guys totally rock!

0:53:510:53:54

You're resourceful, imaginative, considerate and caring.

0:53:540:53:58

Well done. Keep up the good work.

0:53:580:54:01

We are expecting even greater things next time.

0:54:010:54:04

LAUGHTER

0:54:080:54:10

Down that end. Twins.

0:54:160:54:18

Go on, Harry.

0:54:190:54:21

Play something else.

0:54:220:54:23

No, you're all right.

0:54:250:54:27

-Go on, Harry.

-He never passes to me.

0:54:320:54:35

So what's it to be next time? Hamlet? Macbeth?

0:54:360:54:40

Henry VI, Parts 1 and 2 and 3?

0:54:400:54:43

I think I'm going to stick to reading Shakespeare. All those egos.

0:54:440:54:47

Too much from me.

0:54:470:54:49

HE LAUGHS

0:54:490:54:50

Talking of which, look at this! Oi-oi!

0:54:500:54:52

INDISTINCT VOICES

0:54:520:54:54

CHEERING

0:54:550:54:59

Bailey's world is rocked when his mum turns up at Ashdene Ridge. Can he forgive her for abandoning him as a toddler? And what is she hiding from him?

Meanwhile, Carmen resorts to drastic measures when Ofsted inspectors arrive unexpectedly.


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