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Mischief! Hey!

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Miss me?

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-Have you seen that lorry?

-Must be for Agatha's old house.

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-Hi, Bailey.

-Hey, you're back!

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-How are you?

-I'm cool.

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-Have you seen Mike?

-You're not due back till tomorrow!

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Oh, and our new neighbours are moving in today.

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-All right, boys?

-Hey, Bailey.

-Hey, Bailey.

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Hey, Mo. I got you a wicked present!

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-Are you visiting Sasha?

-No.

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Don't dob me in it.

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-Where's Mo?

-Gone back to his grandad's.

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Didn't you know?

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-You knew Mo was leaving.

-Yeah, in a couple of weeks!

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No, no, no, no. Can't afford it.

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But I'm going to say goodbye. Have you got a problem with that?

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Not till he's settled in.

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His grandad has asked that we leave it a few days, yeah?

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Don't cry about it, Bailey. It's not like he's your brother.

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Yeah, like you'd know. Where's yours?

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Has anyone seen the twins this morning?

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-It's my turn to play with Harriet first.

-You're too rough.

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Agatha said she was keeping her for someone special.

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-REMOVAL MAN: Careful!

-Let's get that dresser.

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The new owners. Quick!

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Don't drop Harriet, she's really fragile.

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We'll never get out without being seen.

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TROLL ROARS

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ELECTRONIC BEEPING

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ARCADE GAME EFFECTS

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-MAN:

-Of course, the guttering needs doing...

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-Hey!

-Hold it!

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Peter!

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Two of them! Two of the vagabonds!

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"To the residents - we would be delighted if you could join us

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"for some light refreshment at four o'clock today."

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-On the day they move in?

-That's weird.

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We can take them a house-warming present!

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Maybe...cherry cupcakes?

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MUSIC ON QUIETLY

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CREAKING

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Oi! That's not yours. Get out!

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Can't I hang around with you? You've got really sick trainers.

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Look, I never said you could touch them. Now scram, you little brat!

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Who are you talking to?

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It's none of your business.

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And don't come in without knocking, yeah?

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Go.

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Get off! They're for the house-warming.

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Why is it a house-warming? Why isn't it house chilling?

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-Do we HAVE to go?

-You and Billie were friends with Agatha.

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Do you not want to know the people that she left her house to?

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-It says "residents" - that's all of us. Come on.

-Hey! Bailey!

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I'm not meeting any dumb neighbours.

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DOOR CLOSES

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They've all gone. Wicked!

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Look, if you ain't seen Sasha, just do one, yeah?

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-No-one wants you here.

-You're only in a mood because Mo's gone.

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-Just shut it, yeah?

-Oi! Leave him alone!

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-Just tell him to get out of my face.

-So it was him in your room.

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-Oh, whatever.

-You can't come here outside of contact,

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or Mum will get into trouble.

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Is that what you want? Or for her and Kev to be a family?

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With you and Murphy and the baby.

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And me.

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-Sasha, hurry up!

-Stop playing around with Bailey...

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and go home.

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BOLTS SLIDE, LOCKS CLUNK

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Ah! Greetings.

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Peter Umbleby. My lady wife, Janet.

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-Pleased to meet you.

-Likewise.

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-I'm Mike.

-And I'm May-Li.

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Thank you so much for inviting us, and so soon.

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Ah, well, we like to touch base with the neighbours ASAP.

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We'll be meeting each household one by one, you know.

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Really?

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Well, Janet gets, er...nervous.

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Doesn't like crowds.

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Kids, come on!

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This is Tyler...

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-Jody...

-Hello!

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-Kazima...

-Hello.

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Archie... Sasha.

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-Floss...

-Cupcake? Me and Joseph made them.

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-Oh, lovely!

-Billie, Finn, Toni,

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Joseph, Chloe and Ryan.

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Ah, well, come in.

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Thanks very much.

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12 children!

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Oh, 13, actually.

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-Yeah, one of them's not here.

-Right!

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-You're so young!

-What...

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-Do you think May-Li and I...?

-Oh!

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No, no, no, no! They're not ours.

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You've got to be kidding me!

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Can you imagine?!

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So, what is... What?

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We're a children's home.

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Bailey! Bailey, wait up.

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-Shall we have a kickabout?

-The bus stop's over there, yeah?

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Come on. I know you want to.

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-You used to play loads in the old days.

-Look, just stop bugging me!

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Are you deaf?

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Did you find your cat?

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Um... Yeah, thanks for asking.

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-You haven't got a cat.

-People say

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random stuff like that to me all the time.

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Bus is coming!

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Ashdene Ridge care home.

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I'm surprised you didn't know.

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So, are you all...

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orphans?

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We're in care.

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Some of us have parents, they just can't look after us.

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Tyler's mum's got mental problems.

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Huh?

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And Jody's was in prison for ages.

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-Not any more!

-And Sasha was supposed to go to secure.

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That's for the baddest kids.

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-MIKE:

-Floss, I'm sure the Umblebys aren't interested.

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Yes, we are, we should have been told!

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There's Mischief as well.

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He used to belong to a homeless guy, but he's our dog now.

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Ah-ah! Hands off the robo vac!

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That's Mrs Umbleby's baby!

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ROBO-VAC BEEPS

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Wow.

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-Cherry cupcake?

-Go and do your homework.

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-Go on.

-You told me I had to impress the neighbours.

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Not this rabble. It'll be way over their heads.

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Won't go over Tyler's head. He's enormous!

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HE CHOKES

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He's choking - Eddie!

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-You're supposed to take the stones out!

-Right. Go, and never come back!

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That went well.

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Oi! You need to look after your brother.

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He's only here cos of the new baby.

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That's why he keeps hanging around.

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Yeah, I'm not talking about that.

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He's being...weird.

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Weirder than you? I doubt it.

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All right, fine, if you don't want to know.

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He's my family. Get it?

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And I've got his back until I move into Kev's house with Mum.

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That's never going to happen. Your mum's a flake.

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And your dad's a loser

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who works on a ship just so he doesn't have to see you.

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Stay away from my brother!

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I don't want him learning anything off you.

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Not again.

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It was Billy who suggested it.

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-Just what he needs.

-He's only doing it to get at me.

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Hey, Dexter. On the 'ead!

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That's an awful lot of effort if that's the only reason.

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You're pathetic. You know that?

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It's not my fault your brother thinks I'm the bomb.

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And watching you freak out makes it all worthwhile.

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That thing I saw? She's holding it.

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Mr Dumblebee said it was her baby.

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What?

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-Where?

-That round metal thing.

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This big.

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It's obvious, it's an egg.

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An egg? People don't hatch from eggs.

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No, but robots do.

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"Public meeting to air residents' concerns about Ashdene Ridge.

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"We are horrified to discover

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"a children's care home on our doorstep. No obvious signage.

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"Deliberately hiding the miscreants within"?!

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Miscreants? Are they Victorian?

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They think we're all crims.

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Right, nobody panic, right?

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One set of neighbours can't close us down.

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Bailey, training cones need to go back in the shed, please.

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-Can't Dexter do it?

-Sasha has taken him home.

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He's a bit of a handful, isn't he?

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-He reminds me of someone.

-What?

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Look... He really looks up to you.

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And it's great that you've given him the time.

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Message from Mum. She doesn't want

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Dexter playing football with you any more.

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Really? She seemed happy enough earlier.

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Someone's been dissing me.

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-Who's pathetic now?

-I didn't have to.

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She found someone better. Shame.

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Bailey? Kev.

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Saw you around the Academy.

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Come in.

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I've got to thank you for getting Dex back into his football.

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-Big respect.

-So are you training him now?

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Me? No.

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I'll be taking it from here.

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-Roddy.

-Hello, mate!

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How's it going? I ain't seen you since you got dropped.

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Yeah.

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-So Kev's your dad.

-He stayed on when you left,

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went down the coaching route.

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He's professional, nearly.

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That's the plan. He's off to America to footy college.

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I'll get the kettle on, love.

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So why did Dexter come to me, then,

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since you're so great?

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Pity?

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Once I get rid of those bad habits you taught him,

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he's going to be a tidy little player, ain't you, mate?

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How many so far?

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I've counted 12 people going into the Dumblebees'.

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-Definitely.

-I don't get it. No-one's ever complained before.

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Guys, they've added free cake to the poster.

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They're cheaters!

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If they're bad-mouthing us,

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-we've got to know what they're saying.

-Absolutely.

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We're residents too.

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We've got every right to be there.

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Go on, Mike.

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Shall we tell him they're robots?

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We need proof.

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I always need linos if you want to get some experience.

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From you? That's a joke.

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You're just jealous because you didn't stick at it, mate.

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Yeah, and I know your rep.

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You're a bully, I wouldn't let you coach my dog, mate.

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-They take dogs in your league? That figures.

-I'm not in the league.

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Of course you're not, you're a loser.

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Dex is well out of it, mate, he needs a firm hand.

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-Yeah? Well, play us.

-Sorry?

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Let's see who's the best coach.

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My team against yours.

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That's a great idea, boys.

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-A football match?

-Yeah.

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You went to the house?

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-We've only been training a day!

-Rodney needs teaching a lesson.

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It's got nothing to do with you - nothing!

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Cool it, you two.

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I'm sure we can muster up a team for a friendly.

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Hey.

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-Well?

-They've got a couple of signatures on the petition.

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-A petition?

-Well, to be fair, there has been noise,

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broken windows, police visits.

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Yeah, but the Dumblebees don't have anything on us.

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It's not like we've been trespassing in the house.

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We did nearly poison them.

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Poison? Our cakes were delicious!

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Cherry stones contain cyanide.

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-Awkward.

-Jody's right.

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They can't complain if we don't give them grounds.

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It's not really trespassing if Agatha let us go round.

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You stole Harriet!

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You wouldn't let me play with her.

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Don't YOU touch her, she's delicate!

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Get off! You'll break her!

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-What is this?

-It was Billy, not me.

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It's from Agatha's attic.

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You have to take it back.

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No way, Mr Dumblebee's too scary.

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I'll do it, if you help me, Kaz.

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Is that how he walks when there's nobody looking?

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Definitely robot.

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I bet he's metal inside too.

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Well, that's how we prove it. We see if they're magnetic.

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Hey, are you ready?

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Floss, you'll have to be our sub.

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Where are you going?

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-There's a key?

-Agatha kept losing them, so she had loads.

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OK, quick.

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Oi!

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He's 17, you can't play him.

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-Excuse me?

-I recognise him from the Academy.

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What's going on?

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Delaying tactics.

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Expected as much.

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-How old are you, son?

-13.

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He's not.

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Dexy, over here.

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Is that boy in your year at school?

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Yeah.

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OK, go - quickly.

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Quick, come, come!

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I forgot the measurements, numbskull!

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And Mum said don't forget to put a dicky bow on for the concert later,

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-right?

-Yeah, sure.

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We were just putting something back.

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-OK.

-Thank you.

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Let's go.

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Here!

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Man on! Man on!

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WHISTLE PEEPS

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Yes, well done!

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WHISTLE PEEPS

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-WHISTLE PEEPS

-Good football, well done.

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Yes!

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Come on, team.

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WHISTLE PEEPS REPEATEDLY

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Yeah!

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Come on, guys, what are we doing?

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Focus!

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Yeah!

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Team DG!

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Team, huddle up!

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They are slaying us.

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I don't even want to play any more, I'm going back to the bus.

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-Never quit during a match, all right?

-We're rubbish.

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You're not rubbish.

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For newbies, you lot are pretty sick.

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We let in 23 goals!

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And you've scored two. Top volley from Joe and, Billie,

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that cross was total class.

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Right back to the left four, so take on the outside, Arch.

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-Yep.

-We're not going to win.

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Yeah, maybe not, but if we only let in ten goals in the second half,

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it will be an awesome result. Yeah?

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Team DG. Team DG!

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-ALL:

-Team DG! Team DG!

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THEY CHEER

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It's yours!

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Go on, team.

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Yes!

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CHEERING

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That's what I'm talking about!

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That's it - keep it up.

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Hey, guys, focus on your defence!

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WHISTLE PEEPS REPEATEDLY

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BLOWS FINAL WHISTLE

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You've done good, guys, you've all done good!

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Well done, well done, well done!

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You lost, I don't get it.

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All right, team, come in!

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You really pulled it around.

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-We're not quitters.

-Don't be so modest.

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-They listen to you.

-We just do whatever works, that's all.

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Have you ever thought about taking it up properly?

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These American colleges are always looking for talent.

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LAUGHTER

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HE SCREAMS

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I'm done with all that. Hey, Dexter.

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You've got to stand up to Roddy, yeah?

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Otherwise he's always going to push you about.

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Come on, mate...

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This isn't just about the footy, is it?

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Dexter!

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Come on.

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Then I smashed it into the net and into the goalie's header.

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Yes! Look... Their star player, he plays for the over-17s.

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See, I told you, Roddy's a cheat.

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He's no good for your brother.

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Don't pretend it has anything to do with Dexter.

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That's enough, you two.

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Mischief needs walking.

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Hello?

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You've left your door open.

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Burgled?

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I called the police. The Umblebys are on their way back now.

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Do they know who did it?

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I don't know, but the house was marked,

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so it's probably a professional job.

0:23:550:23:57

Mischief still needs to be walked.

0:23:570:23:58

RINGING

0:24:110:24:13

Hello?

0:24:280:24:30

It was you robbed the Dumblebees.

0:24:310:24:34

I saw your cat poster.

0:24:340:24:35

That's all I do. Not the actual burgling.

0:24:350:24:38

-What?

-I mark the houses.

0:24:380:24:41

And I marked the Dumblebees for you.

0:24:410:24:43

Cos they're nasty. To make up for winning the football match.

0:24:430:24:47

So who are you working for?

0:24:490:24:51

Huh?

0:24:540:24:55

Who are you working for?

0:24:550:24:56

Is it Roddy?

0:24:570:24:59

It's Roddy.

0:25:010:25:02

Shh, you can't tell anyone.

0:25:020:25:04

Look, I worked that out for myself, yeah? Suppose the police do.

0:25:040:25:07

They can't. I have to do what he says,

0:25:070:25:11

or he'll stir it up with the social workers...

0:25:110:25:13

..to get the baby taken off Mum.

0:25:140:25:17

What's she doing?

0:25:360:25:38

I don't know. She must be out of battery or something.

0:25:380:25:41

Come on.

0:25:410:25:43

SHE SHRIEKS

0:26:030:26:05

Intruders! Help! He poked me!

0:26:090:26:11

You two! What, come back to gloat, have you?

0:26:120:26:15

Dad, wait. It wasn't them.

0:26:150:26:18

What do you mean, it wasn't them?

0:26:180:26:20

Who else would it be? Huh?

0:26:210:26:23

No way. They didn't burgle the Dumblebees' house.

0:26:390:26:42

It's Umbleby. Show some respect. Get in.

0:26:420:26:45

-No...

-Seat belts on.

0:26:470:26:48

-Not them, they're innocent.

-Shh!

0:26:500:26:53

-But they're going to get arrested.

-Not without evidence.

0:26:530:26:55

Look, just keep your head down, yeah?

0:26:550:26:58

But I know who did it.

0:26:580:27:01

And you'll get done for being an accessory. Get a criminal record.

0:27:010:27:04

Do I have to be in Roddy's gang for ever?

0:27:070:27:10

No.

0:27:110:27:12

Cos you've got me now.

0:27:120:27:14

I'm going to fix them for good.

0:27:160:27:18

Did they put you in a police cell?

0:27:280:27:30

-No, Floss.

-Just a tiny one?

0:27:300:27:32

Just for a minute?

0:27:320:27:34

We just told them the truth.

0:27:380:27:40

I didn't mean to steal her.

0:27:400:27:43

The point is, they had nothing to do with the burglary.

0:27:430:27:45

Did you see any police dogs?

0:27:460:27:48

Did you stroke them?

0:27:480:27:49

KAZIMA SIGHS

0:27:490:27:50

Dexter, grub's up.

0:27:540:27:56

"Dear Bailey, thanks for trying to help me, but it's not fair

0:28:000:28:04

"to get you in trouble too. So I'm handing myself in to the police."

0:28:040:28:07

My bike!

0:28:340:28:35

Oi, what are you doing?

0:28:530:28:55

I said I'd fix it!

0:28:550:28:56

Just...come on.

0:28:580:28:59

There's a house I know from my old dog-walking business.

0:29:010:29:04

They've got a silent alarm.

0:29:040:29:06

-You get me?

-I think so.

0:29:060:29:09

Roddy won't know they're coming. They'll catch him right at it.

0:29:090:29:11

Boom.

0:29:110:29:13

-Busted.

-Dexter.

0:29:150:29:17

You didn't come down for breakfast.

0:29:170:29:19

Your mum guessed you'd be here.

0:29:190:29:21

We were just chatting about the game.

0:29:210:29:23

You're not supposed to be coaching him.

0:29:230:29:25

-That was the deal.

-It's OK, Sash.

0:29:250:29:27

No good coach wants to give up a player.

0:29:270:29:30

Roddy won't be too happy.

0:29:300:29:32

He'll be crashed out in bed. Had a late one last night.

0:29:320:29:34

-Text me, yeah?

-Yeah.

0:29:360:29:38

HAMMERING

0:29:460:29:49

WHIRRING

0:29:520:29:55

Bet you they electrify it next.

0:29:560:29:58

Uhh!

0:29:580:29:59

You can understand them taking precautions.

0:29:590:30:01

-They were burgled last night.

-Yeah, but they still think it was us.

0:30:010:30:04

I heard Mr Dumblebee saying that the police are a pack of incompetents.

0:30:040:30:08

So let's turn them around.

0:30:080:30:10

You know, become the perfect neighbours?

0:30:100:30:11

-Yeah.

-Let's show the Umblebys

0:30:110:30:14

how lucky they are living near a great bunch of kids.

0:30:140:30:17

-What WAS stolen?

-Everything.

0:30:200:30:23

Police said it was a professional job.

0:30:230:30:26

They're probably over there now sitting on bricks

0:30:260:30:28

because they've got no chairs.

0:30:280:30:29

I know. Why don't we replace the stuff that was stolen?

0:30:300:30:33

How much do chairs cost?

0:30:330:30:35

We don't need money.

0:30:350:30:37

Ashdene Ridge Crime Patrol.

0:30:370:30:40

ARCP.

0:30:400:30:42

Doesn't roll off the tongue.

0:30:420:30:44

I really don't think the name matters that much.

0:30:440:30:47

Ashdene Ridge...Anti-Crime...

0:30:470:30:50

Operation!

0:30:500:30:52

A-R-A-C-O.

0:30:520:30:54

ARACO!

0:30:540:30:56

OK, fine, ARACO.

0:30:560:30:58

We patrol the streets and stop any more burglaries.

0:30:580:31:01

546 to Control.

0:31:010:31:03

In position. Confirm.

0:31:030:31:05

Received. Stand by.

0:31:050:31:06

Have we got an eyeball on the suspect? Repeat.

0:31:060:31:09

Ours is definitely the coolest idea.

0:31:090:31:12

Can I go round Edward's house?

0:31:140:31:16

Edward? Edward who?

0:31:170:31:19

The Dumblebees' son.

0:31:190:31:21

You said we had to be the perfect neighbours,

0:31:210:31:23

-so I'm going to make friends with them.

-Right.

0:31:230:31:25

Cos I have excellent social skills.

0:31:270:31:29

That's a great idea, Floss.

0:31:290:31:31

Job's done. Over to you.

0:31:400:31:42

-Good night, was it?

-..Yeah. Thanks.

0:31:480:31:51

Right, Dad, I'm going to go and run this off.

0:32:040:32:06

All right, son.

0:32:060:32:08

SHE KNOCKS

0:32:220:32:23

Is Edward in?

0:32:280:32:29

Right, listen up. ARACO is investigating the sneak

0:32:410:32:45

that jacked my bike.

0:32:450:32:46

Hang on, you're ARACO and someone stole your bike?

0:32:460:32:49

You must be really rubbish.

0:32:490:32:51

It's in the shed. I borrowed it.

0:32:510:32:54

-What?

-And I might be needing it later on as well.

0:32:540:32:57

You can't just take it without asking!

0:33:210:33:23

You left it outside.

0:33:230:33:24

-Finders keepers.

-It's my bike!

0:33:240:33:26

Get your own!

0:33:260:33:28

So, just stop a second.

0:33:560:33:59

Where is it? I need my phone.

0:33:590:34:01

Try and visualise where you were the last time you had it.

0:34:010:34:03

Who were you talking to? Think!

0:34:030:34:06

PHONE RINGS

0:34:230:34:25

'Bailey.'

0:34:260:34:27

Mm?

0:34:290:34:30

Who won the FA Cup last year?

0:34:320:34:34

SHE MOUTHS THEN HANGS UP

0:34:340:34:37

MUFFLED BARKING

0:34:430:34:45

DOG BARKS

0:34:470:34:50

PHONE RINGS

0:34:530:34:55

'Hi, Rob and Clare aren't here right now, so leave a message.'

0:35:000:35:05

Dexy, you moron!

0:35:050:35:07

Oi, come on, we've got to go - now!

0:35:070:35:09

AIR HISSES

0:35:100:35:12

Dexy.

0:35:150:35:16

-You set us up?!

-DISTANT SIRENS

0:35:160:35:19

Quick, get in the van. Get in!

0:35:190:35:21

PHONE RINGS

0:35:230:35:26

Dex?

0:35:330:35:35

Your plan failed.

0:35:350:35:37

You're literally useless at everything, you know that?

0:35:370:35:39

-Where's Dexter?

-'So you're going to back off'

0:35:390:35:42

and keep your gob shut or I'll tell Rob and Clare

0:35:420:35:44

who picked their house.

0:35:440:35:46

All right. Just let me talk to him.

0:35:460:35:48

It's over, you little snitch.

0:35:480:35:50

If I go down for this, you're coming with me.

0:35:500:35:54

It was you, wasn't it? You took my phone.

0:35:570:36:00

Do you know what you've done?

0:36:000:36:01

I told you not to mess with my family.

0:36:010:36:03

-Roddy's got Dexter.

-What?

0:36:030:36:06

He robs people's houses.

0:36:060:36:08

Dex has been working for him.

0:36:080:36:10

-You're lying.

-We were setting him up.

0:36:100:36:12

I was supposed to be there.

0:36:120:36:14

ANGELIC TWEETING

0:36:200:36:22

MANIACAL LAUGHTER

0:36:320:36:34

Come on, we've got to find him.

0:36:380:36:40

The Umblebys will be really pleased with all of this.

0:36:470:36:50

Thank you so much for your generosity.

0:36:500:36:52

That's so kind of you. Bye.

0:36:520:36:53

Erm... What's that?

0:36:530:36:55

A yoghurt maker and some fish forks.

0:36:550:36:57

Here.

0:36:580:37:00

It does look a bit...tatty.

0:37:030:37:05

Beggars can't be choosers.

0:37:050:37:06

The Dumblebees will be very grateful.

0:37:060:37:09

There's years of wear left in this stuff.

0:37:090:37:11

THEY LAUGH

0:37:140:37:15

Right, so what I'm proposing is to put an extra two feet of fencing...

0:37:190:37:22

I know Edward loves the clarinet and this is Mozart's clarinet quintet.

0:37:220:37:27

I love it so much.

0:37:270:37:29

And by the way, it's in A.

0:37:290:37:31

Crime log update.

0:37:310:37:32

12.15pm, deliberate musical disturbance.

0:37:340:37:38

Spying over the fence.

0:37:380:37:40

And they're still going up and down the street

0:37:400:37:42

pushing the shopping trolley.

0:37:420:37:43

They're a highly organised criminal gang.

0:37:430:37:45

Who knows what they're planning to do next?

0:37:450:37:48

Got it?

0:37:480:37:50

Excellent.

0:37:500:37:51

We've got their number.

0:37:510:37:53

Look! That man dropped a crisp packet.

0:37:560:38:00

Oh, phone 999(!)

0:38:000:38:02

Scramble all units.

0:38:020:38:04

One whole hour and we still haven't seen any suspicious behaviour.

0:38:040:38:08

Why didn't Dex tell me?

0:38:100:38:12

-You should have noticed.

-I've been trying to tell you.

0:38:120:38:14

Mum? Mum!

0:38:160:38:18

-Mum!

-What's bechamel sauce?

0:38:200:38:23

-Have you seen Dexter?

-I'm making Kev a lasagne.

0:38:230:38:26

-Where's Dexter?

-It's important, Mum.

0:38:260:38:28

Well, don't ask me. You were hardly home at his age.

0:38:280:38:31

She doesn't know anything. We can't waste time, come on.

0:38:310:38:33

Is there anywhere where Roddy goes?

0:38:330:38:36

-Just think.

-The club.

0:38:360:38:38

That old place. Kev's always on about restoring it.

0:38:380:38:41

-Well, do you know where that is?

-Yeah.

0:38:410:38:43

Ah. We're going to the police with our crime log.

0:38:460:38:50

They can't ignore us now.

0:38:500:38:52

Does Edward like opera?

0:38:590:39:01

The back door, quick!

0:39:010:39:03

SIRENS WAIL

0:39:150:39:18

Right, that's it.

0:39:330:39:35

If the crime won't come to us, then we create our own.

0:39:350:39:37

Erm...

0:39:370:39:39

The only reason we're doing this

0:39:390:39:41

-is because the Dumblebees think we're criminals already.

-So?

0:39:410:39:44

They won't know it's us.

0:39:440:39:45

I'll be disguised as a baddie and Jody can be my victim.

0:39:460:39:50

-Typical!

-And then, ARACO does a citizen's arrest.

0:39:500:39:54

The Dumblebees will think we're awesome.

0:39:540:39:57

I thought you gave the key back?

0:40:070:40:09

There's another 13.

0:40:090:40:11

This is going to be such a big surprise!

0:40:110:40:14

Come on, Jody!

0:40:200:40:21

We have to practise before the Dumblebees come home!

0:40:210:40:24

Take one, action!

0:40:290:40:31

Give us your bag, you rancid old crone.

0:40:340:40:36

Not if you're going to be offensive!

0:40:360:40:38

Ow! What are you doing?

0:40:380:40:40

Take two. Again.

0:40:400:40:42

Edward!

0:40:500:40:52

Just want to talk!

0:40:530:40:55

Sasha! Dexter!

0:41:210:41:23

Are you OK?

0:41:270:41:28

-Did he hurt you?

-Not as dumb as you look, then?

0:41:280:41:31

Action!

0:41:330:41:35

No! No!

0:41:560:41:57

-You!

-Ow!

0:42:000:42:02

GLASS SMASHES

0:42:020:42:04

Sorry!

0:42:080:42:10

A broken window? This is the last straw.

0:42:110:42:14

Let's get you inside.

0:42:150:42:17

-ALL:

-Surprise!

0:42:280:42:29

I don't get it. I thought you were serious about your coaching.

0:42:340:42:38

Footy's a mug's game.

0:42:380:42:39

You must know that, loser boy.

0:42:390:42:41

-And robbing's better?

-Yeah, well...

0:42:410:42:44

I'll get my Lambo quicker than I would in the Conference League.

0:42:440:42:47

It stops now, OK?

0:42:470:42:49

I don't want you anywhere near Dexter.

0:42:490:42:51

You can't order me about.

0:42:510:42:53

Yes, I can. I'll tell your dad

0:42:530:42:54

what his precious little son's been doing.

0:42:540:42:57

Can't be long!

0:42:570:42:58

I'm making your dad a lasagne.

0:42:580:43:00

I can defo sell the laptop and the telly...

0:43:000:43:03

You'd better have a very good explanation, that's all I can say.

0:43:090:43:12

-I'm sorry.

-Yeah, well...

0:43:120:43:14

Feast your eyes.

0:43:140:43:15

Oh...

0:43:180:43:19

They clearly imagined that you'd had everything stolen.

0:43:190:43:21

Police said it was a professional job.

0:43:210:43:24

-I always wanted a yoghurt maker!

-Remove this junk.

0:43:240:43:27

Immediately.

0:43:280:43:29

Kids...

0:43:300:43:32

I never knew Dexter was part of it.

0:43:340:43:35

And what if you get caught?

0:43:350:43:38

The kids could get taken into care.

0:43:380:43:40

They're not coming to any harm.

0:43:400:43:42

Apart from Dexter, and that's going to stop.

0:43:420:43:45

All of it is! Right now.

0:43:450:43:48

It's a good thing I found out.

0:43:480:43:50

We may as well sell the rest of it.

0:43:500:43:52

Waste not, want not, babe.

0:43:520:43:54

SHE ROARS

0:44:040:44:06

Where are you taking him?

0:44:130:44:15

You're not going to go crying to your care workers now, are you?

0:44:150:44:18

-This is family stuff.

-Get out of my way.

0:44:180:44:20

You heard her.

0:44:230:44:24

We've no choice.

0:44:370:44:38

We HAVE to call the police.

0:44:380:44:40

Don't get Dexter involved, because the police will charge him too.

0:44:410:44:45

But he's a child.

0:44:450:44:47

If he was put under any kind of pressure, they'll understand that.

0:44:470:44:50

What about Bailey?

0:44:510:44:52

Roddy said if he snitched, he'd go down with him.

0:44:530:44:56

Call the police, Sasha.

0:45:010:45:03

See? It wasn't us who robbed you.

0:45:180:45:21

And you're expecting an apology?

0:45:210:45:23

Well, we hoped we could draw a line.

0:45:250:45:27

Twice we've had trespassers on our property.

0:45:270:45:30

Broken glass on the floor,

0:45:300:45:32

grubby fingers all over our personal possessions.

0:45:320:45:35

If I find any of you within ten yards of this house,

0:45:350:45:38

I'll apply for a restraining order.

0:45:380:45:40

Come on, let's go.

0:45:450:45:47

Could you give this to Billie and Toni?

0:45:510:45:53

-What?

-My aunt left it to them in her will.

0:45:540:45:57

I think she's ugly, but she might be worth something to them.

0:45:570:46:01

-I'm sure she will.

-They were kind to her.

0:46:010:46:04

And it's what she wanted.

0:46:050:46:06

Thank you.

0:46:080:46:09

I had to tell them, Mum.

0:46:200:46:22

It was Roddy who sucked me in.

0:46:220:46:24

Kev's here. Roddy's been bailed.

0:46:250:46:28

Oi, I want you where I can see you.

0:46:290:46:31

Why don't you come through here?

0:46:330:46:35

Hey, come here, love.

0:46:370:46:40

It's OK. I've been here before.

0:46:400:46:42

Roddy will have to face up to what he's done and accept his punishment.

0:46:420:46:46

I'm just sorry he involved you and Dexter.

0:46:460:46:49

Did you tell the police anything about me?

0:46:550:46:58

No.

0:46:580:47:00

So you've been charged, then?

0:47:000:47:02

I'm in Magistrates' Court tomorrow, five counts of burglary,

0:47:020:47:05

-so cheers for that.

-Yeah, you knew the risks.

0:47:050:47:07

They won't accept you in America with a criminal record.

0:47:070:47:10

But that's OK, because football's for losers, right?

0:47:100:47:13

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

0:47:130:47:15

No, it's your dad I feel sorry for.

0:47:150:47:17

-He was so proud of you.

-Well, you go, then.

0:47:170:47:20

Take the stupid college place. It's already paid for.

0:47:200:47:23

It cost him thousands of dollars, he had to cash in his life savings.

0:47:230:47:26

All wasted on you.

0:47:260:47:27

But Bailey going, that's the best idea you've had in weeks.

0:47:290:47:32

Dad, I wasn't serious.

0:47:330:47:34

But I was.

0:47:340:47:36

There's an interview online

0:47:370:47:38

-and they'll need a reference from the Academy.

-But...

0:47:380:47:41

You deserve it, Bailey.

0:47:410:47:43

Much more than my son right now.

0:47:430:47:45

Ah!

0:48:030:48:05

Hello.

0:48:050:48:06

Janet mentioned she'd given you our family heirloom.

0:48:060:48:10

Obviously, she's far too precious

0:48:100:48:12

for little girls such as yourselves to play with.

0:48:120:48:15

So, how about I swap you...

0:48:150:48:18

these?

0:48:180:48:19

Huh?

0:48:190:48:21

Mr Umbleby, are you spying?

0:48:210:48:25

No! I was just... Oh!

0:48:250:48:27

If you want her back, she's worth lots of moolah.

0:48:300:48:33

Harriet's ours now.

0:48:340:48:36

Well jel!

0:48:360:48:38

-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Bailey...

0:48:420:48:44

America.

0:48:440:48:45

He says he's spoken to you about it before.

0:48:450:48:47

-Yeah, and?

-Well, after the lucky escape you just had,

0:48:470:48:51

that could have ruined your future.

0:48:510:48:53

Yeah, I'm not interested, Mike.

0:48:530:48:55

Give me one good reason.

0:49:000:49:02

Well, plane fare, for a start.

0:49:020:49:04

-I haven't got a passport.

-OK.

0:49:050:49:07

And how am I going to see my social worker 4,000 miles away?

0:49:070:49:10

And...

0:49:100:49:12

I've got to look out for Dexter now.

0:49:120:49:14

He might not even be staying.

0:49:140:49:16

Yeah, they're just going to bung him in a foster home.

0:49:160:49:19

Yeah, that's clever. He's only going to come running back.

0:49:190:49:22

We're talking about you here.

0:49:220:49:24

There's nothing to talk about.

0:49:240:49:25

This is different to the Academy.

0:49:280:49:29

They're not going to drop you.

0:49:290:49:31

This is massive. I get that.

0:49:310:49:34

Because you're putting yourself out there,

0:49:340:49:37

getting yourself back in the game.

0:49:370:49:39

But anything that's worth doing is going to come with a risk.

0:49:390:49:42

Nah.

0:49:420:49:44

I'm not into footy no more, Mike.

0:49:450:49:48

You could have fooled me! I watched you coaching in the park.

0:49:480:49:51

-It's like you'd come home.

-See, you're trying to get rid of me.

0:49:510:49:56

Yeah.

0:49:560:49:57

You've done your time here.

0:49:590:50:00

You've changed from the young hothead

0:50:010:50:03

who smashed the telly and ran off with his dad

0:50:030:50:05

into the person that Dexter came looking to for help.

0:50:050:50:08

You fought his corner and you didn't quit till he was safe.

0:50:100:50:14

-So?

-So...

0:50:140:50:16

this is your turn, now.

0:50:160:50:18

To grab the chance and go where it takes you.

0:50:190:50:22

The chance to prove what an extraordinary young man you are.

0:50:220:50:26

Yes!

0:50:320:50:34

Guess who got a voluntary care order?

0:50:340:50:36

-I'm moving in!

-Yeah, for a week.

0:50:360:50:39

Until his next planning meeting.

0:50:390:50:40

Am I sharing with Sasha?

0:50:400:50:42

-No way!

-What about the police?

0:50:420:50:45

I got a caution and a youth offending worker called Roxy,

0:50:450:50:48

with a motorbike and a tattoo.

0:50:480:50:50

Your dad's going to transfer us the airfare.

0:50:530:50:56

And he says if I don't get you to go, he's going to kill me.

0:50:560:50:59

Come on, Bailey. We can fast-track your passport.

0:50:590:51:03

Your social worker thinks it's a great opportunity.

0:51:030:51:06

Hm?

0:51:060:51:08

Eh?

0:51:080:51:10

I'm not leaving Mischief.

0:51:100:51:12

-We'll keep him here.

-No, it's my dog.

0:51:140:51:18

I promised I'd always look after him.

0:51:180:51:20

Mischief can go too. They take dogs on planes.

0:51:200:51:23

That's going to be another £800.

0:51:230:51:25

-My dad can't afford that.

-We can.

0:51:250:51:28

-Nearly.

-What?

0:51:280:51:29

We sent a photo of Harriet to a doll collector.

0:51:290:51:32

She could be worth £700.

0:51:320:51:35

And you'd just...give that to Bailey?

0:51:350:51:37

-Are you sure?

-Yeah.

0:51:370:51:38

Mischief would miss him too much.

0:51:380:51:40

We can make the hundred ourselves, easy.

0:51:430:51:44

So the only thing stopping you...

0:51:470:51:49

is you.

0:51:490:51:50

'Hello, mate. How's it going?

0:52:050:52:07

'Ain't seen you since you got dropped.

0:52:070:52:10

-'Not in the league.

-Of course you're not.

0:52:120:52:15

'You're a loser... '

0:52:150:52:16

'Take the stupid college place.

0:52:180:52:20

'He keeps going on about what a natural talent you are.'

0:52:200:52:23

'This is your turn...

0:52:250:52:27

'..to grab the chance and go where it takes you.'

0:52:280:52:31

'The only thing stopping you...

0:52:330:52:35

'..is you.'

0:52:370:52:39

Passport office and back... in record time.

0:53:030:53:06

You ready?

0:53:100:53:11

Yeah.

0:53:140:53:15

-Come on, boy.

-Bailey!

0:53:160:53:18

One last thing.

0:53:200:53:21

From all of us.

0:53:230:53:25

Mike and I clubbed together.

0:53:410:53:42

Can't have any Americans showing you up now, eh?

0:53:430:53:47

No, we sure can't.

0:53:470:53:48

Come on, let's go. You're going to miss that plane.

0:53:500:53:52

# We love you, Bailey, we do

0:53:530:53:56

# We love you, Bailey, we do

0:53:560:53:59

# We love you, Bailey, we do

0:53:590:54:02

# Oh, Bailey, we love you! #

0:54:020:54:05

-Yeah, Bailey!

-Yeah, Bailey!

-Come on, Bailey!

0:54:080:54:11

Don't forget us, will you?

0:54:190:54:21

Never.

0:54:240:54:26

-ALL:

-Bye, Bailey!

0:54:350:54:38

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