Mission Totally Possible The Dumping Ground

If we're going to get my phone back,

we're going to have to plan it properly this time.

DRAMATIC MUSIC

May-Li's on the move. Diversion team - go, go, go!

Get down!

We need to extract the team, now!

Everybody stay right where you are.

Told you this was a bad idea.

-Mike!

-What?

-Come on!

What's that doing here?

Some guy in a van just put it there.

-Must be some mistake.

-No, no mistake. Look at this.

What do we do now? If this place gets flogged off...

Mike, you need to go make some calls.

That's just what I intend to do.

That's not how you spell oligarch.

What?

And that looks remarkably like Alex.

-Are you filming me?

-Got you!

-Phone.

-What?

-Give me your phone.

-Oh, come on, Mike!

-It was just a joke!

-Thank you.

-You're not being serious?

-My office, now.

-No, really!

-I'm not having this.

It wasn't even my idea!

You tried to use it to make me look like a fool,

not to mention wasting my time.

Don't tell me he fell for it?

Where's your sense of humour?

Well, he hasn't got one. Back in Grandad's day,

tying people's shoelaces together was funny.

What? They've got a point.

Speak for yourself. You might not do pranks, but I am the prankmeister.

Well, I'm going to go pick up the new resident.

-No time for fun and games for some of us.

-See you.

You can talk the talk, Mike, but that's all.

Are you lot challenging me?

All right, bring it on!

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid!

Hey, what are you doing?

Oh, the phone and the video stays here.

You can't, I've-I've got loads of stuff on there!

Personal stuff.

Well, you should have thought about that earlier, young lady. Now, go!

-But...!

-Go, go, go, go.

Ugh!

Mike is such a sore loser.

Doesn't matter, cos I've got a plan.

-Going to give up texting?

-Ha-ha, hilarious.

-No, but we are going to get my phone back.

-We?

-But it's in the safe.

-So? I've see more secure piggy banks.

What's the plan? A smash and grab job?

No. Just grab.

Trust me, this is Mission Totally Possible.

So, are you in?

No. No way.

All I need is a good lookout man.

Me?

-Let me know the minute you see anyone coming.

-OK.

SHE SIGHS

Stupid thing won't open!

It's 1-2-3-4-5.

Yeah, I know!

Yes, I've got it!

Hi there, Mike.

Suggestion - next time, get yourself a better lookout man.

-Thank you.

-Ugh!

Right, Charlie.

We'll put your stuff here and we'll let you settle in soon.

Have you lost something?

No, I found something.

It looks like poo.

Ten out of ten! It's an owl pellet.

-It's fairly fresh.

-Hey, you met someone already.

-That's a good start.

-Yeah.

I think you've got owls nesting nearby.

I hope they're short-ears.

Right, shall we go?

I think Mike's in. You'll love Mike.

Here we go.

Mike, meet Charlie. Charlie, Mike.

Oh! Hi, Charlie. Welcome.

You're the new Terry Nutkins, then?

Oh, he's the Chris Packham of Mike's era.

You know, when you could still see dinosaurs on Springwatch.

-Oh, ha-ha.

-I'd like to set up some hides and feeders

-and a time-lapse recorder, if that's OK?

-Sure.

Maybe we should introduce you to everyone first, though, yeah?

Could we do that later, once I've settled in a bit,

-just on my own?

-Yeah, OK, sure.

I'll get someone to show you to your room.

Oh, Taz, perfect.

Can you help Charlie lug her stuff upstairs, please?

She's opposite you and Floss.

So, are you serious about taking on this prank challenge?

Absolutely.

Though I'm actually more concerned about

keeping that video out of their clutches.

I've been thinking about stepping up the security here for a while.

Maybe now's the time?

Or maybe you're massively overreacting.

Sing Sing Security? Hello, it's Michael Milligan from Ashdene Ridge.

We spoke earlier.

We are interested in having a new safe installed, please.

Is today possible?

Great! Marvellous!

We'll see you later, hopefully.

All right, bye.

Are you OK?

Oh, I'm getting a migraine.

Well, that's what you get for letting them wind you up.

Right, I'm going to have a lie-down in the spare room.

If the security guy shows up, can you deal with him?

DUCK CALL QUACKS

I'm Taz...

-..in case you wondered.

-I heard.

And you're a bit of a devil?

The Tasmanian devil, it's a carnivorous marsupial.

Lives in Tasmania.

Er...

We're not allowed pictures of boyfriends.

I can introduce you to everyone, if you like.

Well, at least the ones worth knowing.

Thanks, but I've got some stuff to sort out first.

Here you go.

Three-lever mortise, child's play.

All right, love?

-What are you doing?

-Hairpins.

Hamster could have picked that lock, love.

-I'm sorry, who are you?

-Gary Bradford, Sing Sing Security.

A...Michael Milligan called us.

We're sorting you out some new security.

So, where do you want the AZ314, then?

-I'm sorry?

-The new safe, love.

What's with all the spy gear?

It's so I can see what goes on in the garden when I'm sleeping.

There's a heck of a lot of nocturnal wildlife.

Badgers, bats.

There's nothing like that in our garden.

You'd be surprised.

Who bought you all this stuff?

Your mum and dad must be loaded.

They weren't.

Sorry, I've got to go and set up my hide now.

See you later.

Sorry, my love. Here we go.

-Look at that.

-Mike definitely asked for this model?

Of course. He was very specific.

The AZ314 - built-in fingerprint scan

and laser cradle linked to the nearest cop shop.

Crikey.

How much does this cost?

Your governor signed up for the free 30-day, no-obligation deal,

you get me?

All right, kids?

Beauty, ain't she?

This is way out of our league.

No, it's not. We've still got the skills to pull this off right here.

Joseph, he's our tech guy.

Passwords, code breaking, shutting down alarms.

Alex is the muscle.

No-one will want to get in his way.

Sasha and Dexter are there to get us out of any bad situations.

Sasha reads people like they're road signs.

Dexter could talk his way out of a nosebleed.

Finn's our lookout man.

Eyes like a hawk. He'd spot a missing eyelash.

Archie might be young, but we can use him if we need someone small.

THEY SCREAM

Floss is always sniffing things out.

We'll have her on the ground.

So, what do you think?

-Do we need one more?

-Maybe.

There's a few options. But Ryan won't help.

What about the new girl?

I think she's in the back garden.

You gather the team.

Hi.

I'm Jody.

I don't know if you heard about my phone being taken?

-No.

-Well, we're putting a team together to try and get it back.

Do you think you could help? Do you have any special skills?

I know a lot about insects.

OK.

Actually, I think we've probably got all the help we need.

So, the newbie's just faffing around in the garden.

It doesn't matter. Build it and they will come.

Right, guys. We need the daily routine of all the staff -

names, times, places.

-BOTH:

-Copy that.

May-Li loves routine.

And it's not just her trip to the toilet.

Everything runs like clockwork.

Mike's not as regular as May-Li.

He needs to eat more bran.

Right now, he's in the spare room, asleep.

He's got a migraine.

I tailed Gary.

He doesn't really move around much.

It's just a hunch, but I reckon there's something odd about the guy.

OK. Now let's see what we can find out about the new security system.

Oi, sonny, have you seen Mr Milligan anywhere?

Talk about unreliable.

I don't know how you lot put up with him.

Yeah, don't really have a choice.

I suppose. What, with him being much smarter than you,

I guess that's what he reckons.

Uh, excuse me? Sweetheart?

I need to take someone through the new security set-up,

but seeing how your boss isn't available,

-I'm afraid it's going to have to be you.

-OK.

Ooh! Now, I've got to warn you,

this is quite technical, even for a bloke, yeah?

You know what, I think we'd best keep it simple, eh?

Right, there's CCTV coverage, entrances and exits.

And you've got a motion sensor here in the lobby. Right?

-OK, yep. Think I'm with you so far.

-Come here, darling.

Let me show you.

This is a scanner, right? It's a fingerprint scanner, yeah?

Fingerprint, right?

If your fingerprint isn't registered, you can't open the door.

See? It's as safe as it gets.

KNOCKING

Finn.

Good work!

Oh, this is bad.

Mike hasn't just installed a new safe,

but all the entrances and exits have protection as well.

I don't see how we can even get close.

We will. Here's the plan.

Floss, you need to go and check that Mike's still asleep

-in the spare room.

-Understood.

Look. Of course! We can use the cellars.

-Oh, yeah.

-Yeah!

This is a job for the Midget Gem.

HE GROANS

It's heavy!

Go on!

OK, guys, I'm going in.

Remember, we need to see if access under the office is still viable.

Good luck.

I think I'm OK.

I'm looking for a way through.

What's that? It's just bricks.

What's he doing?

It's dark down here. And smelly!

-And I don't like it!

-Oh!

ALL: Get on with it!

His camera's gone down.

-Can you fix it?

-I think we might be able to track him.

Hurry up, then!

I've been working on this 3-D model of the house for a while.

I'm scared.

Which way to Mike's office? Left or right?

Pick up the pace a bit.

Hello? Guys?

What's happening?

I'm going to go this way.

Hang on, he's going the wrong way!

He's heading towards the laundry room.

-Do you receive me?

-I can't hear you! You're breaking up.

-MUFFLED:

-I can see a hatch.

Archie, Archie, abort!

Say that again?

Can I have a word in the garden? We've got a problem.

-Not another prank, I hope?

-No.

-WHISPERS:

-You lot couldn't run a bath.

-Eh?

-Oh, go down the garden path.

-OK.

Have they got permission to build that thing?

Well, yeah. It's a wildlife hide.

Well, it's right in the way of the football pitch.

It's nowhere near it!

Yeah, she's right, Ryan.

I wish you'd get a nice hobby instead of wasting my time.

Everything OK?

Oh!

So, this is where you've been hiding.

Not hiding, watching.

What did that boy want?

-He's trying to cause trouble.

-That figures!

I met that girl Jody, too.

She said she wanted to make a gang?

Get back her phone.

She never asked me.

I think she thinks I'm some kind of weirdo.

What a disaster! We couldn't even find the right room.

Sorry, Jody, but your phone's staying locked up

until Mike changes his mind.

KNOCK ON DOOR

-UNDER BREATH:

-Oh, God.

Don't be such a bunch of quitters. You can still pull this off.

But I want total control.

-No chance!

-No!

-Wow.

Suit yourselves.

But who do you think saved you back there,

distracting May-Li?

Why would you help us?

Cos I can't stand watching Mike win so easy!

-He doesn't think we can do it.

-Got a point.

Wait.

SHE SIGHS

You can be in charge.

YELLING

We've got no choice!

Great.

OK.

Right, the first thing we need to do is get some inside help.

We need to get Gary the security guy on our side.

That's down to you.

It's the toughest job, so we need the best.

This is where he's having a sleep.

Right. Thank you, Sasha.

Lovely young girl.

Mr Milligan? It's Gary.

The man from Sing Sing.

You look very familiar.

Well, I-I should do. You interviewed me for a job.

You knocked me back.

Ah, yes. Yes, I remember.

-You were late.

-Yeah, I missed my bus.

Yeah, but you were a day late.

Yes, terrible service.

Turns out I didn't need your stupid job anyway!

Here, just sign here, would you?

Thank you.

He's never going to give you a contract.

As soon as the free trial's up, you'll be history.

Oh, he's one of those, is he?

We're planning a little surprise for him.

We can do with some inside help on the new security.

By rights, I should just go straight back in there

and tell him just you said that.

Mr Bradford, he needs to be taught a lesson.

-This...

-KNOCKS ON DOOR

This isn't about me.

This is about getting Jody's phone back.

It's about justice, our human rights.

Well said. Let's teach Milligan a lesson, shall we?

You were right, Ryan. I am the best.

So, what's this security system you just installed?

Can't be beaten. It's got cameras, locks, sensors.

The second you set foot on that floor,

they'll be watching you like hawks.

Hawks with video cameras.

So, we may as well give up now then.

Oh, I didn't say that.

What we've got to do is take the system apart, piece by piece.

First thing we need is Milligan's prints, yeah?

The 314 has a built-in scanner.

But how am I meant to get Mike's fingerprints?

A cup or a mug'll do, darling,

one he's used recently.

And then, we wait till dark.

-SECURITY SYSTEM:

-Thank you.

The AZ314 is now armed.

Pathetic.

Warning, Quaker laser beams activated.

Taz?

I caught something on camera from this morning.

That's really weird.

We need to check this out.

-WHISPERS: Motion sensor.

-Motion sensor.

-Motion sensor.

WHISPERS CONTINUE

-WHISPERS: Proceed.

-Proceed.

-Proceed.

Need something bigger than that.

No, it's fine. I fitted it with a magnetic coil.

The lad's right. That will send the motion sensors haywire.

That's one sensor gone. Another one.

-WHISPERS:

-Snow machine.

-Snow machine.

-Snow machine.

Right, this'll block out the CCTV.

BEEPING

Yes!

-And now what?

-It's the laser cradle.

It's the secondary backup for the 314.

It's got to be turned off by hand.

Jody, you're on!

Good luck. Watch out, won't you?

Fingers crossed.

If she touches one of those beams, we're sunk.

Ease under!

-ALL:

-Yes!

-What now?

-There's a switch on the side.

Turn it on.

Right - go, go, go!

Right.

-We need Milligan's prints.

-Right here.

Right.

-SECURITY SYSTEM:

-Fingerprint recognition accepted.

May-Li's on the move! Diversion team - go, go, go!

Please input security code.

Let's crack whatever code Milligan and May-Li have set.

Joseph, have you got your gadget?

-What is it?

-It's a number generator.

TAPPING

Get down!

We need to extract the team, now!

What? 5-4-3-2-1?

That was the combination?

-He's never been the sharpest tool in the box, has he?

-Yeah, no.

-SECURITY SYSTEM:

-Emergency. Emergency.

-That wasn't supposed to happen!

-What is it?

-Wait, wait, wait.

They say May-Li's coming! Abort mission! Let's go, quick, quick!

There's only one thing for it, kids.

-Anybody got a match?

-What?

SHOUTING

Has anyone got a better idea?

SHOUTING CONTINUES

-SECURITY SYSTEM:

-The AZ314 accessed.

-Thank you.

-Yes!

Everybody, stay right where you are.

You're nicked, mate.

Me? There must be some mistake.

You lot have been keeping bad company.

-This is Billy Taylor.

-No!

He's wanted for over 30 robberies.

I told you this was a bad idea.

You've got this wrong. Look, I'm not Gary...

I'm not the Billy guy either.

Look...

HE GROANS

-ALL:

-Ugh!

I was just a mole, deep undercover,

trying to fool this lot. You've got to believe me.

Just shows. You never know who people really are, do you?

I heard you planning to take the phone back,

so I sucked you in, and you lot fell for it.

A theatre mate of mine got me the prosthetics,

you know, the professional make-up.

And he helped me with the fake security props.

I rigged up a tape recorder of me snoring in the spare room,

and I staged an argument with Gary.

Yeah, well, I missed my bus.

Yeah, but you were a day late.

So I'm not this crook, whoever he is. Please, trust me?

Your face!

-What?!

-I set you up!

The copper, the wanted poster, the works!

Hey, I don't know what you lot are laughing at.

I think May-Li and I have shown who the master pranksters are.

The phone was never in the safe anyway!

-ALL:

-What?!

Wait... Well, then, where is it?

Right here.

-How did you get that?

-Look!

Where was it?

-It was in the shed.

-Oh, Michael Milligan!

-We got you!

Well, we got the phone back after all.

Oh, come on, Mike.

Can we just call this a draw?

I mean, it just proves you can't keep hold of every camera

that shows you looking daft.

No, I can't.

All right, Jody, here's your phone back.

CHEERING

-Behave!

-Thank you!

Mike isn't the only interesting thing we saw in the garden.

Oh?

ALL: Aww!

Hey, undercover moles don't like being exposed though.

Ba-dum, tssch!

-That was a good one!

-Thank you very much!

That's a great camera.

Which part of the garden is it in?

At the back, at the back, where the hide is.