Faking It The Dumping Ground

-Come on, Floss.

-Sweets!

Right, guys, excuse me.

This is for the girls to share.

-ALL:

-Ohh!

Don't fight over it.

No!

Hey, gentlemen, thank you very much.

Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much.

Right, this is for the girls to spend as and where they see fit.

That's not fair!

Well, you'll just have to wait till it's your birthday, won't you?

-Open mine next!

-What is it? What is it?

It's to get rid of those nasty split ends.

That just leaves Floss.

-SHOUTS:

-Floss? Billie and Toni are waiting for their presents!

Coming!

It's up to you how you want to spend your money.

I wish we could take everyone.

Ah, I don't think it's going to stretch that far.

Oh, why don't you both choose a friend each?

Then you could do something together.

I choose...

-Floss.

-Hey!

-Candi-Rose!

-Yay!

OK. Now all you have to do is decide where you want to go.

Hang on, why do they get a day out, while we're all stuck in here?

Ice-skating!

Yeah, that's not fair.

OK, all right, listen.

As much as we'd like to treat you all,

money is just a bit tight at the moment.

-Come on, let's go.

-Stupid money problems.

My mum used to take me ice-skating for my birthday.

I don't want to go ice-skating. I might chip a nail.

Got any better ideas?

-Shopping, of course!

-BOTH:

-Yay!

We hate shopping.

You do, I don't.

It's two against two.

Let's flip a coin. Heads, we go shopping.

Tails, we go ice-skating.

Heads! Woohoo!

Yay, we're going shopping!

-Now what?

-Don't worry, she'll hate shopping by the time we're finished.

All right, come in.

What is this, ey? Some kind of ambush?

Billie and Toni are taking Candi-Rose to the shops.

That's because it's their birthday.

You'll get your money on your birthdays.

Why can't we have our money now?

I'm afraid that's not the way it works.

But that's our money, right?

-Technically, yeah.

-So we should be able to spend it when we like,

-on what we like.

-Yeah!

-If I could take you out on a treat, I would.

-What, so we're all stuck here?

-That's right.

-Right.

-That's not fair.

-It's not fair, Mike!

How about we do a deal?

Keep talking.

I've got 50 quid in the kitty set aside for birthday treats.

If you want that money now, then you can have it.

-ALL:

-Yes!

-There's just one condition.

I knew there'd be a catch.

You have to pitch for it.

Come up with a business idea by tonight,

and I will be your investor.

Well, what kind of business?

It's up to you. Turn £50 into 100 by the end of tomorrow,

and we can all go out on a special treat.

-How does that sound?

-Yes!

Remember, when that money is gone, it is gone, that's it.

The pot is empty.

Maybe you should split up into teams.

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

-Aren't you girls going to join in?

-We're all right.

Come here.

Go on, Billie. It's your birthday, too.

Come on. Come! Come, come, come.

Don't worry. Leave this to me.

-# You're a...

-Troublemaker

-# You're a...

-Troublemaker

# Trouble, troublemaker, yeah

# That's your middle name

# Oh, oh-oh

# I know you're no good... SHE SCREAMS

# But you're stuck in my brain

# And I want to know

# Why does it feel so good

# But hurt so bad?

# Whoo-o-oh

# My mind keeps saying, "Run as fast as you can"

# I say, "I'm done" But then you pull me back... #

Floss!

-What do you think?

-Ta-da!

Candi-Rose's really brings out the blue in her eyes.

-I thought you hated shopping?

-Not any more.

# Troublemaker. #

Right, the clock starts...

I thought we were playing rounders.

Now we're going to have to divide the teams up again.

Bagsy staying with Tyler.

Finn, why don't you come with us?

Hang on, we've only got three on our team. That's not fair.

-And us!

-THEY CHATTER AND PROTEST

Whoa, whoa. You can't leave Finn out.

We don't want to leave Finn out.

Well, why don't we pitch our ideas to Finn?

Maybe he can help Mike decide where to invest the money.

-He's our dragon.

-Yeah, sounds good to me!

Right, on your marks, get set...

Go, go, go!

I picked this out for you.

It's horrible.

-It's called fashion.

-It looks like a big, pink marshmallow.

Well, one day I'm going to be a big Hollywood star,

and you'll have to pay to come and watch my films.

I won't waste my money.

Just try it on, please.

No! Because I hate pink, and I hate shopping!

You could always get your mum to take you ice-skating.

What's that supposed to mean?

You girls having fun?

Toni, Billie, come on. We're going.

The girls want to stay with me.

Friend-jacker.

Look, over there!

What? What is it?

-They're making an advert!

-And they want someone to star in it!

-This could be my big break!

-Or mine!

We're going to be famous!

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Are you sure you want to do this?

Please, please, please, please, please, please.

Listen, I'm going to have to check everything out first.

Girls, wait!

You're not going to join in?

You know, if you got to know Candi-Rose a little bit better,

you'd realise you have a lot more in common than you think.

-Thanks, Billie and Toni.

-Right, if I can take your names, please.

Hi, I'm Candi-Rose. I can do tap, jazz, and I'm an amazing singer.

-Do you want to hear?

-That's fine. I've got all I need.

And you are...?

None of your business.

Right, None Of Your Business. Have you ever acted before?

Floss! What did you do that for?

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

Come on, girls. Let's go! Pick up your things!

Just a minute.

I think I've found the person we've been looking for.

Yay!

Thank you so much! I'm really excited.

So what do you say, None Of Your Business?

What? It's not her you want, it's me!

Floss, it's up to you.

Oh!

Hello.

Meet my agent. May-Li.

Hi, hello.

When we win, we should go to a theme park.

What about outdoor pursuits?

Fancy, like, a climbing wall or something.

We need to think of a business idea first.

Unless...

Unless what?

Unless we open up the garden.

Have our very own adventure park here.

We could have a zip wire coming from the trees.

I'm sure Tyler could organise some games, and...your climbing wall?

It's a lot of hard work, though.

No, Jody's right. People pay big bucks for a day out.

And why not have one right here?

-We are so going to smash this.

-Yes! Yes, we are.

-Jody!

-That's not funny.

I need to rest. I've got a big day tomorrow.

Come on, girls. There'll be plenty of other opportunities, yeah?

That was my part and she stole it.

Well, you'll just have to find another way to get involved.

How?

I'm Candi-Rose, chief make-up artist for the shoot!

Since when?

This is going to take some time.

Anything?

Well?

I've got it! We can do painting and decorating!

I can't do colouring in.

I always go over the lines.

How much longer?

Just adding a bit more blush.

-What's this?

-It's for when my mum comes back for me, so hands off!

-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Can we come in yet?

Prepare to be amazed!

What do you think?

You look...different.

Here's a list of things I'll need.

Four bottles of pop?

Three double fudge chocolate bars?

And blue sweets.

You want us to colour them in?

Sorry to interrupt your meeting, guys,

but it is Chloe's turn to do the laundry.

We're brain stomping.

And I'm sure you can brain stomp and wash at the same time.

-Yes, that's it!

-What's it?

Right, you have 20 seconds to make your pitch.

-We made this for you.

-Oh.

Technically speaking, can't accept bribes.

-I don't mind!

-So, our plan is to go into the cake business.

Birthdays, christenings.

All we need is money for ingredients and equipment.

Too spongy. Next!

We are going to be washing sheets and towels for local businesses.

And I will be drying.

And I'll be folding.

Oh, Chloe...

You might just want to look at your top there.

Blackcurrant juice?

OK, so, we are opening an adventure theme park in the back garden.

-Charge people to come in.

-Who would pay money for that?

I think what Finn means is that all of your business ideas

carry a certain amount of risk.

So I'm afraid on this occasion, we won't be investing.

-That's not fair!

-THEY PROTEST

-You said you would!

-We worked hard!

I just think that you all need a bit more time

to come up with better business ideas, that's all.

-This is all your fault.

-It's not.

-Yeah, it is.

-Maybe if you...

-All right!

-You can have the money.

-Yes!

Each team will get a third.

-Just, for goodness' sake, invest it wisely.

-Of course.

And what about Finn?

Yeah. If he is so clever,

why doesn't he come up with an idea of his own?

OTHERS: Yeah.

Easy!

Finn can have £10, and we'll have...

£13.33 recurring.

-Time to put your money where your mouth is, Finn.

-Yeah.

You know, I can't believe Floss got that advert over you.

There'll be other parts.

Yeah, but you're so much better than she is.

The director didn't think so.

Maybe you're just not cut out for a career in show business.

Why did you say that?

Well, you've got to play dirty if you want to make it to the top.

# And we're going to come and get it started

# Now we're falling down the stairs we act so shameless

# One night, and we're going to come and crash the party

# Weren't invited but we're feeling so outrageous

# Just like we're famous

# Got one night, and we're going to come and get it started

# Now we're falling down the stairs we act so shameless

# Just like we're famous. #

Hey, you should be asleep, young lady.

-But, um...

-But nothing.

You've got a big day tomorrow. Go on, back to bed.

Night, night.

Did you do this?

-No.

-You tell whoever did this they're in big trouble!

-Floss, you're going to be late!

-Oh!

-Hey, you're cutting it a bit fine, aren't you?

-My clock stopped!

And what happened to your shoes?

Ah, slight problem with them.

Go and ask Billie and Toni if you can borrow a pair of theirs. Go on.

Right, everyone out. We need to start cooking.

Oh, I like the sound of this business.

We just got our first order for a dozen cupcakes.

Well, let's hope it's the first of many. There you go.

Candi, you coming?

And if my calculations are correct, we could make at least £30.

-We are so going to win this!

-Unless Finn's got a better idea.

You'll have to wait and see.

Do you want this for the other side?

Jody, come on.

Come here now!

How's this?

-I think it's good.

-Personally, I think it's great.

I don't know why May-Li's always moaning. Washing is dead easy.

Here she is, my leading lady.

You remember Candi-Rose?

Yeah, she's volunteered to help Floss with her make-up.

That's what I like to see. Team effort.

Don't just stand there. Get me an orange pop.

-Floss!

-It's all right. I don't mind.

Before we start a run through, there's someone I want you to meet.

This is Catherine. She's going to be playing your mum today.

Hi.

-My mum?

-I've heard a lot about you.

I'll leave mum and daughter to get to know each other whilst we set up.

I love your hair. It's not quite as crazy as mine.

I have to go get changed.

Hey! Me car's broken down around the corner.

Look, I wouldn't normally ask, but I'm desperate.

I don't suppose I could borrow that for a taxi, eh?

-It's all I've got.

-You're a life-saver!

All right, let's go for rehearsal, please. First positions.

Mum, if you can just take Floss's hand.

Yeah.

Stand by.

And action.

Home sweet home.

And still warm, thanks to our revolutionary triple glazing.

Can I watch TV?

Why, of course.

And there's no need for blinds,

with our state-of-the-art anti-glare glass.

Our new conservatory is so...

Cosy! Keep going.

Nothing beats a bit of family time.

Just me and my little girl.

All thanks to Emson Conservatories, making a house a home.

And cut there.

You all right, Floss?

-I'm fine.

-You seem a little distracted.

All right, let's get you to make-up whilst we set up for a take.

Floss.

-You can talk to me, you know.

-Just leave me alone!

-OK. Butter!

-Yeah.

And flour.

Sugar.

-There you go.

-And eggs.

Got them.

I think they're ready for you.

I don't want to do it.

What? Why not?

I mean, you were so excited this morning.

Because I don't know what it's like to have a mum, do I?

Oh, Floss.

And how can I pretend if I've never had one?

When I was your age, all I ever wanted was a big sister.

So I imagined her.

She had a big, beaky nose and she was always stealing my dolls.

Acting's all about imagining something until you believe it.

So, what do you say?

Will you be my pretend daughter?

I'll let Adam know you're ready.

What?

-You glued my shoes to the floor, didn't you?

-No.

So why's this in your bag?

-Well?

-I thought if you couldn't come, then I'd get your part.

Candi!

But then I saw the book of your mum.

-What book?

-You had no right snooping!

I know she'll come back for you, I just know it.

Then I tried to fix your shoes, but May-Li said I had to go to bed.

The only reason you didn't get the part was because you're rubbish.

That's enough, Floss.

Rubbish at acting! You're rubbish at make-up!

You're rubbish at everything!

I'm so disappointed in you.

Have you forgotten how hard it is being the new girl?

Underneath all that fluffiness is a vulnerable little girl

who needs all the friends she can get right now.

So why's she such a show-off?

Because...some people are better at pretending than others.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, no!

What happened?

How did that get there?

-What happened to your sock?

-Must've lost it.

There you go.

Well?

Salt! Salt!

-Are you ready?

-I just need to get someone.

-Who?

-You'll see.

We might as well help out Ryan's team.

At least that way, we might make our money back.

-Yeah.

-Let's go.

-Hi, Ryan.

-Yeah, just go and sit over by the benches.

-Are we ready?

-Ready!

-First positions.

The flyer said two o'clock, didn't it?

What flyer?

Jody, you were in charge of the advertising!

Why don't we pretend to be customers?

-Word will soon get out.

-Yeah, come on!

Roll up, roll up! Come and throw your wellies!

Let's have a go.

-ALL:

-Ohhhh!

GLASS SMASHES

-Tyler!

-We're going to have to pay for that!

So now we've all lost our money thanks to Dexter.

Unless...

ALL: Finn!

What? His car broke down.

-Don't tell me. He had a petrol can in his hand.

-Did you see him, too?

You fell for the oldest trick in the book. He scammed you.

And now we've got nothing.

And action!

Bye, Candi-Rose.

Home sweet home.

And still warm, thanks to our revolutionary triple glazing.

-Can I watch TV?

-Why, of course.

And there's no need for blinds

with our state-of-the-art anti-glare glass.

Our new conservatory is so...cosy.

Nothing beats a bit of family time.

Just me and my little girl.

All thanks to Emson Conservatories, making a house a home.

And cut. That's a wrap, everyone! Thank you.

Oh, well done! You were fantastic.

-Did you see me?

-I did! You were brilliant!

-I've got to text Chloe.

-OK.

Hey. I've got something for you.

My mum gave this to me.

So I think it's only right that I give it to my pretend daughter.

Well done.

Where's the DVD?

Right, guys. It's only a rough cut,

but at least you get to see Floss in action.

-And me, and me! ALL:

-Floss, Floss, Floss, Floss, Floss, Floss!

You already catch it.

-What was your part, again?

-Floss's best friend.

-So you don't have any lines?

-No, but the director said I didn't need any.

I've got a very expensive face.

OK. Here we go.

Hey, get the light.

-Hurry up!

-Thank you.

Five, four, three, two, one!

Home sweet home.

And still warm, thanks to our revolutionary triple glazing.

-Floss is so good!

-Can I talk to you?

'Of course! And there's no need for blinds

'with our state-of-the-art anti-glare glass.'

-Yeah.

-'Our new conservatory is so...cosy.'

My mum isn't coming back for me, is she?

I don't think so.

Then I don't want to wait any more.

I want to find a new mum and dad.

Someone that really wants me.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah.

If my mum loved me, then she wouldn't have left me, would she?

It's not always that straightforward.

But she should have come and found me when she got better.

Shouldn't she?

If you're sure this is what you want,

then I'll talk to your social worker.

DISTANT CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You do realise these things take time, don't you?

-Floss, you were amazing!

-You were so good!

What about me? What about me?

-Yeah, but what did you think of my hair?

-But Floss was the star!

So, are you sure that you can wait?

I've got my family here, haven't I?

DOORBELL RINGS

-CANDI-ROSE: Yeah, but my hair looked amazing.

-Hi there, I'm Steve.

-One of your lads lent me a tenner earlier.

-Oh. Lovely.

-Yeah.

Finn? Finn, can you come here a minute?

Steve has something to give you.

You really helped me out earlier, and...

Well, I just wanted to give you this for your trouble.

-£100!

-OTHERS: Wow!

I was on my way to an interview before,

and if it hadn't been for you, I wouldn't have got that job.

So I think we've all learned a valuable business lesson today.

Kindness can sometimes bring the biggest rewards.

-Sharing is caring!

-Wait!

Does this mean we can go to the theme park now?

Well, I think you'll find that's entirely up to Finn.

-So, Finn?

-No!

OTHERS: Yes!

FINN LAUGHS

I'm sorry I took your book.

It's all right. I don't need it any more.

Can we have your autograph?

It'll cost you!