Episode 11 The Johnny & Inel Show


Episode 11

Comedy series. Johnny has a plan to replace Inel's pet goldfish Leon with a new Johnny-approved pet. Inel is not impressed. The Vamps play in studio.


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-Gee, Johnny, you look smart.

-Yeah, I'm dressed up for Inel. Poor guy.

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-His friend Leon died this week.

-Oh.

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It's funny, in all the time I've known Inel, I've never met Leon.

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-No, me neither.

-Or me.

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Oh, here he comes, here he comes.

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-You all right, Inel?

-Yeah.

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-How you holding up?

-Yeah, doing OK, man.

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-What's in the box?

-Oh, it's Leon.

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What, Leon? How's he fit in there?

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He's a big goldfish, but I made sure there was room for him in there.

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What, a goldfish? All this palaver over a goldfish?

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Hey, Leon was a close, personal friend.

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A close, personal friend? He's a goldfish, Inel!

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They have, like, three-second memories.

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He'll be swimming around like...

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-"Oh, who's that? Oh, it's Inel, I like Inel."

-Yeah, he did, yeah.

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"Oh, who's that?" JOHNNY LAUGHS

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Hey, have some respect! I'm trying to do a service here.

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OK, fair enough. I get it.

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-He meant a lot to you.

-Mm.

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OK, well, I'm going to come up with some ideas

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-and think of a new pet for you, Inel.

-Mm, I smell a Johnny scheme.

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-Oh, that's nice of you, mate.

-A top-class Johnny-approved pet!

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-Johnny-approved pet?

-Oh, yeah. Leave it with me.

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# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise

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# Splash water on my face To get the sleep out my eyes

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# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming

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# As Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!"

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# Now we've got a show on CBBC

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# Sure all of my fans will be out to see me

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# Get set, cos the time is here

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# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer

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# We're doing well as you can tell

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# So here comes the show with Johnny

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# And Inel. #

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'What's coming up on today's show?

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'The Vamps!'

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# But she's so beautiful it made me stay... #

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'Baggit!'

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-Uh-oh.

-I've seen that face 1,000 times, bruv.

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Ah, man's in the doghouse, ain't it, bruv?

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-Well, you're spending like a tenner, bruv.

-Pathetic!

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'The Gamer Geeks!'

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-Fighting for my life up here! Stay back!

-That's it.

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-Stay back!

-Protect your right shoulder!

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'All that, plus Johnny's hunt for my new pet...

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'We'd better get the show started.'

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Yeah!

-Yeah!

-Ha-ha!

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-Ha-ha!

-Right, Inel?

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-Yeah?

-I think I've got the perfect idea for a pet.

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-Yeah?

-Yeah, a dog.

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-A dog?

-A dog. It's brilliant, innit,

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-when you get, like, dogs that look just like their owners...?

-Mm.

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So, I've got a few dogs here that might look a little bit like you.

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First up...

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# Who let the dogs out...? #

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-Think drooly jowls.

-Drooly jowls?

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Dribble hanging from the mouth.

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# Who let the dogs out...? #

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Same squashed little face.

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-Squashed little face?

-All wrinkles in it. This one.

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Fat little paws.

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-Fat little paws?

-Yeah, fat little paws.

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Same awkward little stare.

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-Awkward little stare. It's perfect.

-Is it?

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-What about...same flappy little ears?

-Flappy little ears?

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Yeah, oh, it's the same, you're like twins.

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You're stupid, you're not even looking at the pictures properly.

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-I'm joking, I'm joking.

-Oh, it's a stupid idea anyway.

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-Why?

-I don't even like dogs.

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You could have told me that at the start, Inel,

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before I went getting all those good little dog pictures.

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Just forget... Forget about it, yeah?

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Look, I'm still missing Leon, all right?

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-AUDIENCE:

-Aw!

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Look, Inel, the best way to get over something sad

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is to think about something else.

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-Besides, I don't give up that easy.

-No?

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It's my mission, this episode, to find YOU a new pet.

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'Wow, Johnny sounds determined.

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'While he gets that sorted,

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'why don't we see who's in the WWJI ring?'

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BELL DINGS

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Tonight, we finally get to see the Frustrated Writer...

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..take on The Dad.

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I'm going to crush you

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with my astounding and exquisite command of language

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and my embarrassingly rich smorgasbord of vocabulary.

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-What was that, was that a real word?

-Isn't it past your bedtime?

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If you're not careful, I'm going to make you tidy your room,

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-dock your pocket money AND turn off the Wi-Fi.

-Very parental.

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-You wouldn't dare.

-You just try me, sunshine.

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Any more lip from you and you'll be grounded for a week.

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Grounded for a week, you say?

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Is that Monday to Sunday or Monday to Friday?

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-I'll take your pen away, mate.

-You can't do that.

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-Talk back to your dad like that, will ya? No, you won't.

-Sorry.

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Two titans of the arena, this is not to be missed.

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Tickets go on sale midnight tonight.

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'Erm...it's time for The Only Way Is Blondie and brace yourselves,

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'this episode is, like, totes emosh.'

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Five, six, seven...

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Oh, my days, Michelle.

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Why you trying to long out my life like that,

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calling out five, six, seven, eight?

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Who d'you think you are - Beyonce or something?

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-Be seein' ya!

-Doubt it!

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So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye, Michelle!

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Whatever, yeah!

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-BOTH:

-Come on, Rubes!

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I thought Michelle was supposed to be a true friend.

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Turns out, first sign of trouble and she's out of there...

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when you need your friends the most.

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Totes ridic.

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# But you only need the light when it's burning low

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# Only miss the sun when it starts to snow

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# Only know you love her when you let her go... #

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SHE SIGHS

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'We so would have won that talent competition,

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'now what am I going to do without Ruby and Michelle?'

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How rude of me,

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I almost forgot to wish you good luck for tonight's performance.

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When you're out there on the stage, really enjoy yourself.

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Cos it's the last time that you're going to be in the spotlight,

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cos when everyone sees how lame your dance is...

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and how great mine is,

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all those cameras will be following ME.

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-ALL:

-And us.

-And... And you lot.

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-What you trying to say, Shenise?

-Just leave it, Blondie.

-Please!

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Just leave it, yeah? Just leave it, Blondie!

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'Oh, dear. Could things be any worse for Blondie?

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'We'll check back in with her later, next up:

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'Grumpy Beanie and cheeky Fro-Fro.'

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-Beanie?

-Hm?

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-Guess what?

-What?

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I've got a joke. Me uncle told it to me.

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Nah, nah, nah, me no' like your uncle's jokes.

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Nah, this one's OK, I promise.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

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Me no' know.

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To show his girlfriend he had guts!

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Ah-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha!

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It's a good one, ain't it?

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Nah, me not like it, me not like laughing at dead animals.

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Beanie, it's just a joke.

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Me not care.

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You're still laughing at a hedgehog that got squashed.

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FRO-FRO SIGHS

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-I don't know what your problem is, Beanie, they're just jokes.

-No...

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BEANIE SIGHS

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'Let's get back to the studio.'

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Next up we have an indie pop band

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that have been performing all over the UK.

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And with a new debut album out this year, guys, give it up for...

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The Vamps! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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# I was walking away

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# But you're so beautiful it made me stay

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# I don't know her name

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# But I'm hoping she might feel the same

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# Here I go again She got my heart again

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# Tonight we'll dance

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# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

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# We won't look back

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# Take my hand and we will shine

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# Oh-oh-oh

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# She needs a wild heart She needs a wild heart

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# I got a wild heart... #

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One, two, three, four...

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# Stay here, my dear

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# Feels like I've been standing right here for years

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# My mind's made up

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# Tell me that you feel this then I won't give up

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# I won't give up

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# Tonight we'll dance

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# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

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# We won't look back

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# Take my hand and we will shine

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# Oh-oh-oh

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# She needs a wild heart She needs a wild heart

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# I got a wild heart

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# Oh-oh-oh

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# She needs a wild heart She needs a wild heart

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# I got a wild heart

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# And I know it's late I know it's cold

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# But come right here I swear I'll never let you go

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# The way you move, it's wonderful

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# Let's do it now cos one day we'll both be old

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# Oh-whoa-oh!

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# Tonight we'll dance

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# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

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# We won't look back

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# Take my hand and we will shine

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# Oh-oh-oh

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# She needs a wild heart She needs a wild heart

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# I got a wild heart

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# Oh-oh-oh

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# She needs a wild heart She needs a wild heart

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# I got a wild heart. #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Thank you.

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'An awesome performance from The Vamps.

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'Right, while I'm off to get Inel's new pet sorted out,

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'why don't you check and see what Rudy and Boyyer are up to?'

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Uh-oh! Chocolates, are you trying to say sorry or something, bruv?

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I've seen that face 1,000 times, bruv.

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Ah, man's in the doghouse, ain't it, bruv?

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-Well, you're spending like a tenner, bruv.

-Pathetic, bruv.

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-Is that any way to treat a lady, bruv?

-My heart hurts, bruv.

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You should be ashamed of yourself, bruv.

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Hang your head, bruv, hang your head.

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-Go back there and find something better, bruv.

-Yeah, right...

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-What's he like, bruv?

-Don't know, bruv.

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No, bruv!

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-Nah, nah, I think not!

-What am I supposed to buy, then?

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Look, tell us what you did, bruv,

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and we'll point you in the right direction.

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-I can't say, I'm...too ashamed.

-Look, spit it out, bruv.

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-We're here to help.

-I clipped me toenails in the kitchen.

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Well, is that it?

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She found one in her cereal.

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She thought she was eating Crunchy Nut...

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but they were just ordinarily cornflakes.

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Get out of my shop, you nasty man!

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-Nasty! Come out, man!

-Rank-rot.

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-Botters!

-Rank FF.

-Mm.

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-BLONDIE:

-'Ah, finally, it's about time they got back to me!'

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-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Er, what do you want?

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I've come to see my daughter.

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Well, she doesn't want to see you,

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so can you shut the door on your way out, please? Thank you.

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Tristan tells me that you're no longer friends with Ruby

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-and Michelle.

-Oh, my gosh! That boy is such a blabbermouth.

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This is precisely the reason why I don't tell him anything.

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Look, whatever's happened between you, Ruby and Michelle,

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it's solvable, girl.

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-How?

-The only way you know how. Blondie's way.

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Look, you're smart, you're cute, you're feisty...

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-Look, you'll think of a way.

-You think so?

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-BLONDIE SQUEALS

-Oh, thanks, Mum.

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Hold on, is that my perfume I can smell?

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-Child, I've been wearing this from time.

-Oh, my golly, golly gosh!

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Oh, my gosh! I thought I was half empty!

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Liberties - the fragrance for girls.

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-Liberti-e-e-e...

-HE COUGHS

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Liberties - meaning when something is completely and utterly...

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"not fair"!

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Taken from the popular 20th-century phrase "taking liberties".

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Don't cut me off mid-sentence! Serious liberties!

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So, welcome to the Stepton High Talent Show!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Oh, I can do this, I can do this.

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'Johnny's told me I've got to go outside for my new pet.

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'I wonder what it is?'

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-Shhh, mate, check this out.

-What?

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I've had a great idea for a pet.

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-Yeah?

-Oh, yeah, it's amazing.

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I've got a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend...

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-Do you know him?

-Kind of, yeah, yeah.

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..to bring down his amazing pet

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and once you've seen it in action, you'll want one for yourself.

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-Oh, wicked!

-Yeah, needs a lot of space, though.

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A lot of space?

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-Hey, you didn't get me an elephant, did you?

-No.

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-Oh.

-Couldn't, mate, insurance was too high.

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-Oh, right.

-Besides, I'm allergic.

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Hold on, you're allergic to elephants?

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Yeah, don't ask. BIRD SHRIEKS

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Wait, hold on, Inel, look up, look up!

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-Look, look.

-Ah, you got me a bird!

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It's not a bird, Inel, it's a hawk.

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A hawk, yeah, sounds majestic.

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-I knew you'd like it.

-Yeah.

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You know your garden at home, it's quite big, innit?

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-I don't have a garden. I live in a flat, I've got a balcony.

-Oh, right.

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-Well... It'll be all right, just stick a perch up or something.

-Yeah?

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-Hawks basically take care of themselves.

-Right.

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Here you are, stick this on, we'll get him down.

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Oh, it's coming in fast already!

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Oh, it's got its talons out.

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Oh. Oh, no.

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Oh...

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Inel, it's probably more scared of you than you are of it.

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I don't think so!

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-HAWK SHRIEKS

-Ahh!

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-Ah, ah!

-HE WHIMPERS

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What's wrong, Inel? I thought you liked ANGRY BIRDS!

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Pfft! Pfft!

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HAWK SHRIEKS

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'Let's head over to The Salon. I wonder if she'll like it?'

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-Welcome to the great Ernesto Salon.

-And me, Julio.

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Picasso once said...

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-Julio, some music, please.

-Sure thing, Ernesto.

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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Julio, speed up the tempo! MUSIC SPEEDS UP

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Julio, I am ready. Scissors!

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Scissors.

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# Bom bom-bom bom. Bwom, bwom

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# Bwom, bwom. #

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Julio, shears.

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-Shears.

-SHE MOUTHS

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Chain saw.

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DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

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What have I done?! It is a disaster!

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I am a fraud!

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I must hide, for I don't want the world to see me.

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I like it.

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-What did she say?

-She says she likes it.

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Well, of course she likes it, I am the great Ernesto, you fool.

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Louder.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING IS AMPLIFIED

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'Make sure you put your phones on silent

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'cos it's time for Chatty Mates.'

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# Ain't no stopping us now We've got the groove

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Oh, my gosh, Moby, you're going to have to help me.

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What's happened, Shelly,

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you haven't been left in the washing machine again, have you?

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-My gosh, it's worse than that.

-What, dropped in the toilet?

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No, baby Nathan's round.

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-Again?

-Again.

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-Oh, no, it's worse than I suspected.

-Mm.

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-I thought you said they'd put him down?

-That's what I thought.

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Turns out they put him down to sleep to recharge his batteries.

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But the beast is back and he's bigger and he's worse than ever.

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-Oh, no, he hasn't taken your back cover off, has he?

-Worse.

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What, dropped you from a great height?

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-Even worse than that, he's teething.

-Oh, my goodness!

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-I know.

-And you're not even water-resistant.

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-I know.

-Or scratch-proof.

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-I know! Oh, oh, ooh!

-Shelly, what's happening?

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Oh, my goodness, you're not going to believe this.

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Claudia, she's only gone and got a dog, ain't she.

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-DOG GROWLS

-Oh, what are they like?!

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'Let's head over to our two favourite game reviewers,

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'the Gamer Geeks.'

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Wait for me.

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Right. One, two, three!

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Hiya, gamers, MadJimbo28, Elite Guild on Extreme Risk 6, here.

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And I'm Shotcaller007 - MVP on custom league, Pro Soccer 14.

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And welcome to another edition of...

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BOTH: Super Game Reviewers.

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That's right.

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Now, last time, we were trying to improve our character's

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coordination points, unsuccessfully.

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But today, we're confident it's going to be a much more awesome addition

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as we tackle the ultimate challenge, the duel!

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-Game on!

-Game on!

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Right. Now, Shotcaller007 is about to participate in a safety duel

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with another player.

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That means that even if he loses, he won't miss any life points.

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I would never risk my character's life

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after putting in so much work on him.

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Oh, no, if you did that, and you lost, your character would

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get killed and then you'd have to start again from scratch.

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Yeah, and I would not like that.

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No.

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Oh, yes! I won my safety duel.

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-Well done.

-Oh, what's this?

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FireDuel13 challenged me to a real duel.

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Could you imagine if I pressed that button and accepted?

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Ha-ha-ha, that would be manic.

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I mean, imagine putting your character's life on the line

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and all I'd have to do is press that button.

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-But I know you wouldn't do it because...

-Oh!

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Oh, no! You've accepted the duel!

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-Ah!

-What do I do?

-Fight!

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-'Hi, Joe, I need you to take the dog for a walk.'

-Leave me alone, Mum!

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I'm fighting for my life up here! Stay back!

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-That's it.

-Stay back!

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-Protect your right shoulder!

-Stay back! Ah...

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She's lining up for a power strike!

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No!

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She killed me!

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SHOTCALLER007 SOBS

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I'm sorry for your loss, Shotcaller007.

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He was a great character.

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He was more than a character.

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-He was my friend.

-I don't know how you must feel.

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For losing a character that you put in over

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172 hours of gaming to create.

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Well, you don't know how it feels,

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no gamer should have to watch their avatar die!

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Especially to a girl.

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-Just get out.

-Would you like me to say a few words first?

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-Get out.

-OK.

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I'll put this here.

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-Why?

-Cos it's yours.

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I don't... Take the hanger if you want.

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-Really, really, really sorry.

-Get out.

-But I forgot my coat.

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-Oh, that's not my coat.

-Oh, why are you here? Why?

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-I thought that was my coat.

-Please, leave.

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Oh, I'll ask your mum if she's got it.

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Surely not again?

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Your mum says if I'm going home now you need to go for a walk with her.

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-Get out!

-OK.

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'We'll leave Shotcaller alone to grieve in peace.

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'Meanwhile, we'll rush back to the studio to wrap things up.'

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Now, Johnny, before you embark on another one of your,

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"Let's get Inel a new pet" schemes...

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-I will admit, The Hulk was a bit of a disaster.

-Huh!

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Yes, it was a disaster.

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No pet is ever, EVER going to replace Leon,

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so let's just drink a ginger beer and remember his good bits.

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# Every step I take

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-# Oh, no

-Every move I make

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-# I'll miss you

-Every single day

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# Every time I pray I'll be missing you

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# Yeah, yeah, yeah... #

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-Rest in peace, brother. Rest in peace.

-Yeah.

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Oh, cheers, man.

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Keep going.

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Oh, so you won't want the new pet that I got for you, then, Inel?

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No, I do not want any of your deranged pet ideas.

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-And... Well, to be honest...

-What?

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I've got to tell you a little something.

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The reason I like fish so much is, well...

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I'm a little bit scared of animals.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Aw!

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So you won't want the...

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-..pet that I've got for you over here?

-What pet?

0:23:050:23:08

This one.

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-Can you tell what it is?

-Let me see, let me see!

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EMOTIONAL MUSIC

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-AUDIENCE:

-Aw!

-Oh, wow! Ha-ha!

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-Look at that, it's perfect, Johnny!

-I know.

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The smile on his face just makes it all worth it.

0:23:230:23:26

Right, now Inel's back to being happy, time to sign off, guys.

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We're going to keep making it look good.

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The only way Johnny and Inel could. Aha!

0:23:320:23:35

-Hit the music. I fancy fish and chips for dinner.

-You what?

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-Yeah, fish and chips.

-Hey!

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-Chill out!

-That's offensive, man.

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Chill out, chill out.

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On your feet, everybody...

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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Yeah!

0:23:470:23:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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