Episode 5 The Johnny & Inel Show
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Hello and welcome to the Jonny and Inel show, guys. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
ALARM | 0:00:04 | 0:00:05 | |
My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
I splash water on my face to get the sleep out of my eyes | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
The sun's out shining, I better stop rhyming | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
As Mum's always telling me, fix up your timing. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
Now we got a show on CBBC, sure all of my fans will be happy to see me | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
It's sick cos the time is here | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
Now sit back relax and get ready to cheer | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
We're doing well as you can tell | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
-So here comes the show with Johnny... -And Inel. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
Coming up on the show, Neon Jungle... | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
# Braveheart | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
# Show me what you got | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
# Got to show me when the beat drops... | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
The Only Way Is Blondie... | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
Oh, my heebeeheebeegeebees! | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Do you know what, do you know what? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
I'm not even going to talk to you. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Gamer Geeks... | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
You want to go on a cyber date! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
Oh, shut up Madjimbo, YOU do! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
-You do! -You do! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:54 | |
-You do! -You do! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Now it's time for the studio. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
It's Dinah the Producer. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
She runs the show. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Brennan the Director, last year's | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
runner and now he calls the shots. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
Gayle the DJ - she spins the wheels | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
on the J and I decks! | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Mo the Runner - he just wants | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
to be famous, but not on my watch. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
Hey, hey, hey... | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
Hello and welcome to the Johnny and Inel show. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
So Inel... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
I'm not sure, what do you think, guys? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
KIDS SHOUT OUT | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
It's too easy. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
BOTH: Really? | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Come on, Brennan you should know this. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Should I? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
Well, someone must know. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
A river! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
A river! A river, yeah. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
It's a river. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
I tell you what, this riddles are taxing on the old brain cells. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
I wonder how people come up with them. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
Well, they come up with them like me | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
because I was known as the Riddlemaster in school, Inel. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Riddlemaster...self-given title, was it? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
No! Other people used to call me the Riddlemaster, actually. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
Yeah, and I got plenty more where that come from as well. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
-Yeah? -Do you want to hear another one, guys? -Yes! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
-If I have to... -There's a new riddle coming up for you | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-right after this break. -What break? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
This one, now. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
World wrestling, Johnny and Inel style, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
you've never seen anything like this... | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Tonight, we finally get to see the Traffic Warden... | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
..take on the Whistler. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:02:40 | 0:02:45 | |
I'm going to slap you with a £60 fine | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
even though you are only one minute over your allotted time. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
Jobsworth! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
WHISTLE | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
I've made my decision, there's nothing you can do about it. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
I don't care if you're angry. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
WHISTLE | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
I'm going to take a photograph of you | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
and then I'm going to note down all of your details. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
And continue to speak to you in this annoying monotone voice... | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
WHISTLE | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
..which will make you even more angry. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
But like I previously stated, I don't care. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
WHISTLE | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
You heard it here first folks, | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
one of the bouts of the century brought to you by WWJI. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
Er...and now it's time for my part of the show... | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
The Only Way Is Blondie, ha! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Since I was so popular on the Johnny and Inel show last year | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
the BBC have decided to give me my own show ha-ha! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Standard! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
I really hope Robbie replies. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Because if he doesn't reply... | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
Then that's Ruby's street cred finished! Done! Laters! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
Bye-bye! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
-Well?! -He replied! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Arrrrggghhh!! Oh my golly, golly, gosh - he's so into you. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Yeah! What has he said? What has he said? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
He said..."Who dis?" | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
Who this? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
"Don't recognize the digits." | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Rubes, | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
when we asked you to send a text, | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
did you or did you not put your name at the end? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
You never asked me to! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Oh, my heebeeheebeegeebees. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Michelle take the phone from her, please and reply to the text. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
It's Ruby from school, no long ting, I'm in your music | 0:04:53 | 0:04:59 | |
and IT class, save these digits | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
cos you're going to need them in the fute! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
What's man said about doing a little something soon! Send. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:10 | |
-Sent. -Relief! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
If that doesn't get an instant reply, I don't know what will. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
-TEXT ALERT -Told you. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
"Yeah babes, sounds good, let's link up still. Don't know, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:22 | |
bless up, wiggle kiss." | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Ahhh!! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Oh, my golly, golly gosh he's so into you. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Do you think so? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:30 | |
Yeah! Oh my gosh, some people have to wait half a day to get a reply. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:34 | |
Michelle, she doesn't even get replies. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Well, it's true - you don't. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
I do get replies... | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
occasionally. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Next time on TOWIB... | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
TEXT ALERT | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
-Is your ex at it again? -Is he still obsessed with you? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
-Oh, my golly, golly gosh! -What is it? -Tell us! -It's my mum! | 0:05:54 | 0:06:00 | |
She's got a new boyfriend! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
Oh! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
DOORBELL | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Who keeps ringing the door bell like they're | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
the Hunchback of Notre Dame. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Well, hello there. You're just in time for...dinner. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
Hmmm! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
Now it's time for grumpy Beanie and Cheeky Fro-fro. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:22 | |
Psst! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
Psst! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Beanie... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Beanie... | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Over here! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Ah! What g'wan, Fro-fro? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
I was just thinking, you know how Johnny and Inel have their own show? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:41 | |
-Mmm-hmm. -Well, I think we should have our own show. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
-Mmm, yeah man. -Fro-fro and Beanie show. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
Yeah, that would be cool man, that would be cool. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Yeah, but, | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
me think it should be called | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
the Beanie And Fro-fro Show, nah mean? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Fine! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
And you could do some rapping or summat and I could tell some jokes. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:06 | |
-Nah. -I've got one ready, do you want to hear it? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Nah, man, nah, man it's all right. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
A man walks into the doctors and he says he keeps wetting himself. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:17 | |
The doctor says URINE trouble! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:22 | |
Every time you tell a joke, it has to be rude! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
That's why me can't introduce you to me mum! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
It's just jokes! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Yeah, yeah we got that, Fro-fro. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Next up...Rudy and Boyyer... Baggit! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Oi, Boyyer, check this out. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
This woman is loading all the top-end goods up at the till, bruv. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
True say, true say. This woman must have mad bag, bro. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-And how are you doing today, madam bruv? -Ya, fine, fine. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:08 | |
Look, can we speed up. I'm in a rush. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-Laptop, bag it... -No, thanks. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
I'll bag my own things, thanks. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
-Hold on, that's my job, though. I bag things. -Well, take a break! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:24 | |
-iPad, bag it... -No. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
-Stereo, bag it. -No. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
-Console, bag it. -No. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
-TV, bag it. -No. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:46 | |
-Well, that'll be £2,556, madam bruv. -Fine. Whatever. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:53 | |
RAPID BEEPING | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
-It says "card declined", bruv. -That's embarrassing, bro. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:05 | |
Oh, just try it again. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
RAPID BEEPING | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
It is saying "card declined". | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
SLOWLY: Well, that's not possible. So run it again. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:23 | |
Ha-ha! Oh, my days! Lady's trying to talk to me like I'm a computer. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:30 | |
You trying to CONTROL + ALT + DELETE me, bruv? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Well, I can speak slow as well, bruv. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
You have no money so you can't have the nice products, bruv. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
How dare you! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Yo, lady madam bruv, I'm Baggit. I'm on my break. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:52 | |
Let's get back to the studio! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Inel, you stand before two doors, one is the door to heaven, | 0:10:00 | 0:10:06 | |
the other is the door to hell. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Well, what did I do, what happened?! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-LAUGHTER -It's a riddle, you fool. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
Oh, right. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
In front of each door stands a guard. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
One guard always tells the truth, the other always tells a lie. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:26 | |
You have but one question Inel, to ask one of the guards to find out | 0:10:26 | 0:10:34 | |
which is the door to heaven and which is the door to hell. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
Oh, well, I... | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
Take your time, Inel, think about it, | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
take time over the next few sketches. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
No, I think I know. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
You know what, Inel? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
That Johnny always manages to look good | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
no matter what outfit he's wearing? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
No, I think I know the answer to the riddle. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
The Riddlemaster is ready. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Right - I need to ask one guard to ask the other which he'd say is | 0:11:05 | 0:11:10 | |
the door to heaven and then go through the opposite door | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
because somewhere along the chain there's going to be a lie. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
So how did I crack this riddle? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
Let's start by naming the two guards. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Guard T always tells the truth and guard L always tells a lie. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:28 | |
So I ask guard T "What's going on, bruv? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
"What would the other guard say is the door to heaven?" | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
Guard L always tells lies about which door leads to heaven | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
and this answer is passed on to guard T who will only tell | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
the truth about what the other guard said. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
So I know the door to heaven is the opposite to what I am told. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
And it doesn't matter which way round the guards are. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Yeah! The answer is always the same, no matter what. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
Ha! That's one crazy riddle. Ha-ha! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
You've been cheating, Inel, you must have Googled it or something. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
There is no way you should know the answer to that. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-That is a level 5 riddle. -That's brilliant! | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Didn't think I was good at riddles but hey, guess I am! Good. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:15 | |
Good? Good, Inel? I've hired them Shaolin Monks all day. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:20 | |
What, you're paying them, are you? | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
Not any more, they'll get half day rate at best. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Easy now, fellas. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
I'm sure we can sort it out. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
Arrrrrrhhhhhh!!! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:32 | |
SPLASH | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Let's cut to a sketch! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Up next on today's show, the Gamer Geeks. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Welcome back, gamers, long time no game. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
I'm Shotcaller007, renowned level 5 Wise Elf on Globe of Hand Craft. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:53 | |
And I'm Madjimbo28, most famous for my walk-thru | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
reviews of Aladdin Speed - Ghost In The Rug. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
Game on! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
Game on! | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Today we will be looking at the latest high-profile | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
release in the shape of GTFYA 5. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
Great training for young adults. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
It's an all-encompassing world in which you can create your own | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
character and customise them however you like. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
And we want to have good-looking characters | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
because on this game there's female characters. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
You want to go on a cyber date! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
Oh, shut up Madjimbo, YOU do! | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
-No, you do! -You do! -You do! -You do! | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
Oh, look at that one. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
Oh, I can't have that. Green afros don't suit me. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
You should have the pink hair. Ha-ha! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Oh, this one, this one! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
We've got the hottest avatars in the entire gaming network. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
Right - I'm going to start to train my character. This is awesome. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:48 | |
Look how fit I'm getting. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
And I'm going to read these ancient scriptures, | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
look how intelligent I'm getting. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Nigel! It's a lovely day outside. Shall we go for a walk? | 0:13:56 | 0:14:01 | |
Mum! You promised not to distract me when I'm gaming. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
Oh, come on, it will be good for you to do some exercise. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
I am getting exercise training my character, it's very tiring work! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
I can't hear you, Nigel. You will have to come down. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
She just doesn't get it. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
'What do you want, Mum? I just want to play my game.' | 0:14:22 | 0:14:27 | |
What in the world are you doing? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
How dare you counter-customise my character. Just get out! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:35 | |
I don't want to see you for at least a day. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
Fine, I'm taking my memory card, then. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Your mum said if I have to go home now | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
then you have to go for a walk with her. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
She just doesn't get it! | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
Fine, you can stay, but I'm not talking to you. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
Can I sit here? | 0:14:57 | 0:14:58 | |
I'm not talking to you so I can't tell you. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
But if I was talking to you, I'd say yes. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
I've got a riddle for you - what's bright and lives in the jungle? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
Over to you, Johnny. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
Right, next up, guys, a new British girl group | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
with a sparky style. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Give it up for Neon Jungle! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
# I'm on the ripped jeans oh yeah | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
# And the whole world stops It's turning | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
# As the love fills up our lungs | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
# I'm on that club ground battle scars | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
# I'm on that 3am bizarre | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
# And the whole world stops It's turning | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
# As the love fills up our lungs | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
# These sweet dreams in motion | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
# Feelings take over | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
# Memories wide open | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
# Summer keeps calling | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
# Braveheart | 0:16:04 | 0:16:08 | |
# Show me what you got Show me when the beat drops | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
# Braveheart | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
# Show me what you got Show me when the beat drops | 0:16:15 | 0:16:20 | |
# Ichi ni san kaesu | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
# Breathe me in I'll take you higher | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
# Eat me up like wildfire | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
# And the whole world stops It's turning | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
# As the love fills up our lungs | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
# These sweet dreams in motion | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
# Feelings take over | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
# Memories wide open | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
# Summer keeps calilng | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
# Braveheart | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
# Show me what you got Show me when the beat drops | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
# Braveheart | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
# Show me what you got Show me when the beat drops | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
# So show me what you got Show me when the beat drops | 0:17:30 | 0:17:35 | |
# So show me what you got Show me when the beat drops | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
Talkin' 'bout fresh We talkin' 'bout lettuce | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
All those things that the lifestyle get us | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Stacking cheddar Chopping feta If you see my ex | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
Don't sweat us How many girls you know Rock lettuce like this | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
LV on my back | 0:17:58 | 0:17:59 | |
Chanel on my wrist Js on my feet | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
What's a bouji trick? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:02 | |
Hipster chick I ain't with that | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Stone cold rosetta | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
OG go-getter | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
Kick game at me Do you one better | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
Had your girl on the roll And I just might let her | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
# These sweet dreams in motion | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
# Feelings take over | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
# Memories wide open | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
# Summer keeps calling | 0:18:22 | 0:18:27 | |
# Braveheart | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
# Show me what you got Show me when the beat drops | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
# Braveheart | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
# Show me what you got Show me when the beat drops. # | 0:18:38 | 0:18:43 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
That was amazing! Neon Jungle, guys. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Now it's time for the Salon. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Welcome to the great Ernesto salon. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
And me, Julio. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Prince Zshatoco of the Sogo family once said to me... | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
Julio, play some music. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Julio. I'm ready. Julio...sushi! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:27 | |
Sushi! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
Ramen noodles! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
It is done! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
I am finished. Voila! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
Oh, I don't like it. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Julio... | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
And now with feedback from the show, it's Liam Piam with Witwall. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:07 | |
Hi, there. I'm Liam Piam. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
I'm Roger the Blogger. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
And this is Wit Wall. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down, scroll down, | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
scroll down...Scott... "I don't like it." | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
"How do I make an appointment to see Ernesto?" | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Scroll down, scroll down. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Gary at Johnny and Inel says, "hashtag: I don't like it." | 0:20:32 | 0:20:37 | |
I do like it. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Now it's time for grumpy Beanie and cheeky Fro-fro. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
Yo, Beanie! | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
Beanie. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Me can't hear you! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Beanie! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:04 | |
Me say me can't hear you. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
Beanie, it's an emergency. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Emergency? Where? What happened? | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Did you hear about the fool who kept going round to everyone | 0:21:12 | 0:21:17 | |
saying no? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
No. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
Ah-ha! So it's you! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
You're the fool! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Say what! | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Who are you calling fool? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
If there's any fool, it's you and your foolish jokes. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
You fool! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
What! Beanie! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Calm yourself. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
They're just jokes. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
Back to the studio. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
So, you ready for the new Riddlemaster in town? Me! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:56 | |
No, I think I'm off riddles now. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
The audience want to hear my riddles as well. Don't you, guys? | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
-Yeah! -See? Told you! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
There's a new train that's been invented and it goes | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
from London to Edinburgh at 200mph. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:12 | |
However, once it gets to Newcastle, | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
it slows down to 190 mph, | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
then when it crosses the Scottish Border, | 0:22:16 | 0:22:20 | |
it speeds back up to 200mph. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
During that time: | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
-East. -Nah. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
-North? -Nah. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
-South? -Nah. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
-West, then. -Nah. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
-South-east? -North-west! | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
No. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:42 | |
South-west? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
Nah. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:47 | |
North-east? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
Not that one. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
-North-west? -Nn-mm. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Well, it's got to be one of them. I've said 'em all! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
The answer is... | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
it's an electric train so therefore there is no smoke. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
You did not say it was an electric train. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
If I'd known that, that would have been my first guess, | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
I would have said, right... electric train, there's no smoke. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
All right, all right, calm down. It's just a riddle, mate, eh? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
Come on - we gotta close the show. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
-Shocking, innit, guys? -Yeah! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
How bad is that? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
Right. One of us is going to keep making it look factually correct. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:27 | |
The only way we could, I guess. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
-Hit the music. -Shocking. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
THEY MUTTER | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
That's all for now - see you guys next week. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 |