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Hello and welcome to the Johnny And Inel Show, guys. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
ALARM RINGS | 0:00:04 | 0:00:05 | |
# My alarm wakes me up I'm ready to rise | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# I splash some water on my face to get the sleep out my eyes | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
# The sun's out shining I'd better stop rhyming | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# As Mum's always telling me "Fix up your timing!" | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# Now we've got a show on CBBC | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
# Sure all of my fans will be out to see me | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
# Get set cos the time is here | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# Now sit back, relax and get ready to cheer | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
BOTH: # We're doing well as you can tell | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
# So here comes the show with Johnny | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# And Inel." | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Let's see what's coming up on today's Johnny And Inel Show. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Lucy Spraggan. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
# Come say it to me... # | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
Blondie. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
I'll be right back after this break. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
This guy! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Top bants, Noris. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
It's £850, please. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
-It's a banana. -Well, it says "Laptop £850." | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
And now it's time for the studio. Let's meet the crew. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
She runs the show. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
Last year's runner and now he calls the shots. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
She spins the wheels on the J&I decks. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
He just wants to be famous - but not on my watch! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Welcome to the Johnny And Inel Show. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
Oh, Jonny, I thought you said you were going to pick me up | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
in the car, mate. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Yeah, sorry about that, mate. There wasn't enough room in the car. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Not enough room in the car? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Oh, I know what this is. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Cos you've got your new girlfriend, isn't it? JoJo. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
Hiya, Inel. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
All right? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Yeah, JoJo likes to take a route that doesn't pass your house. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
You what? I live next door to you, mate. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
-Thanks, JoJo. -Yeah, anyway, let's do a Greet Of The Week, shall we? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Yeah, I got a good one. Right, what we're going to do is... | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
-What is it? -TLA. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
-What's TLA? -Do it. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Go on! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
True Love Always. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
-Do it! -Yeah, I will. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
-Do it now. -In front of everyone? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
For me? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
WHISPERING: TLA. TLA. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
AUDIENCE: Awww! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
Come on, everybody - TLA. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
HE GAGS | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
-Yeah, you can stop. -TLA, mate (!) | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
I tell you what, everyone, we should do a love heart Greet Of The Week. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:36 | |
AUDIENCE: Oooh! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
HE MAKES EXPLOSION SOUND | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
-Stop. -Why don't you cut to a sketch, boys? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Yeah, good thinking, JoJo. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
-John-John. -SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Oh, mate, you ain't going to go over there | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
after she clicked her fingers, are you? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-You're just jealous, mate. -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
She clicking her fingers like you're a dog or something? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
On your own again? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Oh, it's like that, is it? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
Did you see that? Did you that look she gave me? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
AUDIENCE: Awww! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
I'm good man, I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
Get ready for WWJI, let the crazy battles begin! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
FIGHT BELL RINGS | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
Tonight, we finally get to see the Weather Man | 0:03:24 | 0:03:29 | |
take on the Hairdresser! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
I'm going to take you downtown. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
To the Northwest coast of Ireland, | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
where it's surprisingly chilly for this time of year. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
And you won't have a coat! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Visibility is less than three feet. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
So you won't see me coming! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
High or low, I don't feel pressure. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Oh, yeah? Well, you need a wash, a cut, and a blow-dry. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
And I'm the guy to make that happen. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Imma perm your hair so tight | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
your brain gone hurt. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
FIGHT BELL RINGS | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Do not miss out on this epic event. Tickets go on sale midnight tonight. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Make sure you have permission to stay up that late. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Right, let's go and see what Blondie's been up to. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Uh, yeah, it's time for me! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Since I was so popular on the Johnny And Inel Show last year, | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
the BBC have decided to give me my own show! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Standard! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
You actually look even more radiant every time I see you. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
Oh, Noris. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
'Noris Gloris is, like, the biggest cheeseman, ever.' | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Beautiful flowers for a beautiful lady. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Oh, my gosh! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
Noris Gloris thinks he's proper clev, using my show as a vehicle | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
to push his career to bigger and better things. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
I don't think so, Noris! Nobody - I mean, nobody! - uses Blondie! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:52 | |
No-one. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
And that's when I said to him, | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
"I'll be right back after this break." | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
This guy! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
-Top bants, Noris. -I know. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
I can't wait to tell my friends at school that joke, Mr Gloris. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
-Eh, what friends? -Blondie. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Well, it's true. Everybody knows he hasn't got any friends. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
You, sir, are one funny brother from another mother. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
Why thank you, Cornelius. Did you get all that? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
You get all that? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
And you, Cornelius, you're one very fascinated fellow. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
Your book has to be in the top ten books I've ever read. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
-But you've only read, like, ten books. -Blondie! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
Well, it's true. I bet he hasn't even read yours. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
What's Grandad Cornelius' book called, if you're such a fan? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
-You don't have to answer that, Noris. -No, no, it's fine. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
-I've been fortunate enough to have read it several times. -Well? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
Stop stalling. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
-Oh, well... -What's it called? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Uh... | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
KNIFE CLATTERS | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Oh, I dropped my knife on the floor. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
Cornelius' book is called The Dictionary Of What Kids Say. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
And I think you'll find, on page 32, that is what is what as known as | 0:06:11 | 0:06:16 | |
"a burn." | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
That's the one, good fellow. Burn indeed. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Page 32. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
-Extra chicken for you? -Oh, please. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
Thank you. Looks much better on my plate than yours, doesn't it? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Succulent. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Checkmate. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
SHE SHRIEKS | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
-Where do you think you're going, young lady? -I'm going to my room! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
It's fine, Denise, leave her to it. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Don't let her ruin what has been a splendid evening. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
-I'm having a fantastic time, aren't you? -I'm loving it. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Brown sauce guy. Anyone remember that? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Who forgot about that one? | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Let's get back to the studio! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
-New outfit, is it, Johnny? -Oh, this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Let's just get on with it, shall we? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Hey, hey, and welcome back to the Johnny And Inel Show. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Aaaand cut! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
What's going on? What you doing? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
What is she doing? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
I'm sorry, Inel, what you said, it's not working. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
I just said, "Hey, hey." | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
It's not funny. And it's affecting the John-John performance. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
-Is it? -Yes, it is! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
He is holding you back. Can't you see? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
-Ouch! -She is really starting to get on my nerves. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Do you know what? I'm just going to go for lunch. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:54 | |
-See you later. -Bye. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
AUDIENCE: Awww! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
Inel! | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
-You can't do this, we're rehearsing. -Hello! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:03 | |
Focus on the clicks! | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Do you think I like having to come out here and save your show? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:10 | |
He is holding you back. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:11 | |
Listen to me, John-John. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
I. Know. What's. Best. For. You. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
And. It. Is. Not. Inel. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
AUDIENCE: Oooh! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
-How about a Mo Show? -Now you're really starting to get on my nerves. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:28 | |
No? OK. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
Where's Inel gone? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
I think I need to go and sit down. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Hello! What do I need to do to get a drink round here? Mo! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:41 | |
Hey. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
-Drink! -Oh, sorry! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Cos I'm Mo, get your drinks. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Who's turned up at the checkout for Rody and Boyyer? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
Oh, yo! Voice-over, bruv. Baggit! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
-All right, lady-bruv? -Yeah. Just like to buy that, please. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
BEEP! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
That's £850, please. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
What do you mean? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
£850. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Uh, yeah, but it's a banana. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
Well, it says, "Laptop, £850." | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
-But it's a banana. -Well, that's not what the till says there. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
-But I think... -Please don't argue with the till, bruv. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Look. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
It's a banana. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
You just destroyed an £850 laptop, bruv! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
What? Where you going, bruv? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
You can't... Security! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
Sorry about that, bruv, you just get people trying it sometimes. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
BEEP! | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
One cauliflower. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
That'll be 17 pence, please, bruv. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Nice. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
See you later, Rudy. Let's get back to Johnny and Inel. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
-You all right? -All right? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
See you went for the special. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Yeah, spag ball. Can't go wrong, man. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
Um... | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
-where's JoJo? -Giving notes to the director. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
I know, I know. She's got to go. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-Yep. -It's just about how I say it now. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
-I'm going to break her heart, bless her. -Break her heart? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
She hasn't got a heart. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
If she does, it's made of stone. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
TAPE REWINDS | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
# I've known Inel for years | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
# He's a nice guy | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
# I'm just tellin' you, Johnny | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
# That he will tell you lies | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
# You're the liar | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
# He's never betrayed me once | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
# Now what about you? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
# I'd never betray you, Johnny | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
# Inel would say that, too | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
# I'm sorry | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
# But blaming it on Inel | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
# That's just real low | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
# I'm just warning you, Johnny | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
# He wants to be the star of the show | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
# Do you think? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
# I've always suspected that might be his plan | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
# I'm not his biggest fan | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
# But I want what's best for my man | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
# Stop hangin' round him | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
# Don't like how you sound here | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
# I'm not controlling | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
# But his ego's outstanding | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
# But why you gotta fight him? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
# Cos I don't like him | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
# I've known him for too long | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
# I think you've got it wrong | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
# Go in there and shake his hand | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
# And tell him that he is the man | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
# Cos I can tell you don't like Inel | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
# You better find him and make up | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
# If you don't want us to break up | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
-# Choose me -I can't choose | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
-# Choose me -Can't choose | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
-# Choose me -Can't choose | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
-# Choose me -Don't make me choose | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
-# Choose me -Can't choose | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
-# Choose me -Can't choose | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
# Choose me, choose me now | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
# You really better start choosing. # | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
FINGERS CLICK | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
All right, here goes. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
-Think there's going to be some tears before bedtime. -Yup. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
Wish me luck. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:24 | |
Good luck with that, Johnny. It's not going to be easy. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
Right, I could do with a haircut, | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
but I don't think I'll go to The Salon. What if I don't like it? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
Welcome | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
to the great Ernesto's | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
Salon. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
And me, Julio. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Captain Black of the Jolly Roger once said to me... | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
Julio, play me some music! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
MUSIC: "What Makes You Beautiful" By One Direction | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
Julio, don't be so ridiculous. You know I can't stand pop. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
SEA SHANTY PLAYS | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
I have it! Julio, I have it! | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
-Cannon ball. -Cannon ball. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
BOING! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
BOING! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
BOING! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
I am finished. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
BOING! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:42 | |
It is complete. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Voila! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:48 | |
Oh! | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
I don't like it! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
-Julio, this was your fault. -Me? -Fire! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Fire! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
Fire! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:02 | |
Ernesto, I made it. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
BIRDS TWEET | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
Hey, it's time to check out Beenie and Fro Fro. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
Yo, Beenie. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
Oh, what you want this time, Fro Fro? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
Guess what I got for you, Beenie? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Another one of your silly jokes no doubt. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
That's dead... | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
You're, like, a mind-reader. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
I'm well impressed. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
Mercy! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
What do you call the boy sat under a cow? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:38 | |
Me not care. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Pat. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:41 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
That's disgusting! | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
Oh, they're just jokes! | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
I wonder how Johnny's getting on with JoJo. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
-Look, JoJo, I've got something to say. -Well, can we hurry up? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
I've got some notes to give the producer. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
I hope it's not bad news. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Oh, it's not bad news. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
It's more how I see...what I think's best for both of us. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:07 | |
Really? OK. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:08 | |
-I'm waiting. -Well, it's just how I see us moving forward. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
I... You... We... | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
Well, come one, John-John, spit it out. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
I... | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
want to break up with you. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
You what?! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
THUNDER RUMBLES | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
I said, will you marry me? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
Oh. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:33 | |
Well, I wasn't expecting this. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
Oh, Johnny. Did you tell her? How did it go, then? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
Yeah. Yeah, mate. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Hey, Jonny, you did the right thing, mate. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Did I? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
No, it's not your fault. I'll see you later. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
I like this Noris fellow. He has very good taste. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
I've definitely struck gold with Noris. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
I would love for Mr Cloris to give a talk at our school one time. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:22 | |
Because he is a fascinating... | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
Stimulating individual. It's been a long time | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
since I've had such riveting conversation at the dinner table. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
It's usually talk about Beyonce. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
But Noris has really switched things up around ours. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
I mean, he's brightened up the whole evening. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
Is this guy ever going to leave? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
Great company, funny anecdotes. I give Noris Gloris... | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
When is he going to leave? When is he going to leave? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
My family all adore him, apart from Blondie. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
I really like him. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
I can't fault him. He's perfect. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
I'm giving him a 10. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:03 | |
Just breathe. Breathe in. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
What do I think? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Well, I think the evening's going rather well. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Guys, do you mind if I have a quick moment alone with Denise? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:22 | |
Sure thing, Mr Gloris. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Fine. I can take a hint. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Now for the icing on the cake. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
Denise, I haven't known you for a long time | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
but there is one thing about my future that I am sure of. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:41 | |
And that's that I want you | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
and your wonderful family to be a part of my life. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
Oh, that's so cute, Noris. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Are you getting this? | 0:17:58 | 0:17:59 | |
Denise, will you do me the honour of making me the happiest man alive? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:06 | |
Will you marry me? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
Oh, my golly, golly, | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
go-o-o-o-o-sh! | 0:18:11 | 0:18:18 | |
Shall we say au revoir? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
The world does not revolve around you? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
-Are you trying to say I'm selfish? -Yes, I am, young lady. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
Let's get back to the studio. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
All the way from her auditions on X Factor to her successful UK | 0:18:33 | 0:18:37 | |
-and Irish tours. .. -Now headlining the Johnny And Inel Show, guys, | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
give it up for Lucy Spraggan. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
MUSIC: "Paper Dreams" by Lucy Spraggan | 0:18:43 | 0:18:47 | |
# Got my feet on the ground but I know where my heart is | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
# Writing a song doesn't make me an artist | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
# Tryna get somewhere, try my hardest | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
# Somewhere now and I haven't even started yet | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
# I've got so much to do | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
# But I'm too tired to put on my shoes | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
# And walk to the next stop in jeans and a vest top | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
# With last nights pizza that I'll eat the rest of | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
# Friend of a friend, I met and I hated | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
# Unfortunately he thought he was amazing | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
# You and me minus your VIP | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
# Means you got a fatter wallet but we're pretty much the same thing | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
# I'll admit that I could look fitter | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
# I might get jealous but I'll never be a quitter | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
# Stumble on your heels while I do up my shoelace | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
# I might be a witch but I'll never be two faced | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
# Say what I want and do what I do | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
# I have my own friends and they hate you too | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
# You have to give respect to get respect | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
# Crawling back under your rock is your best bet | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
# And if you've got something interesting that's worth me listening | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
# Come say it to me | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
# But if you can't be nice then shut your mouth | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
# I'll drift away and chase my paper dreams | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
# Cos I'll never be the person that everyone else want me to be | 0:19:53 | 0:19:58 | |
# I've got my hands in the air but I'm still dreaming | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
# I'm half lazy half human being | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
It's hard to think when your brain's on the ceiling | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
# I might do the robot but I've got feelings, yes | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
# And you'll agree with me | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
# Even if I look stupid I'm pretty happy | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
# If you're having fun don't care what you look like | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
# As long as you're smiling then you've got the game right | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
# And if you've got something interesting that's worth me listening | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
# Come say it to me | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
# But if you can't be nice then shut your mouth | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
# I'll drift away and chase my paper dreams | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
# Cos I'll never be the person that everyone else want me to be | 0:20:50 | 0:20:55 | |
# You can love me or hate me | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
# You can love me or hate me | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
# You can love me or hate me | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
# You can love me or hate me | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
# Love me | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
# Hate me | 0:21:11 | 0:21:12 | |
# Love me | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
# Hate me | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
# Love me | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
# Hate me. # | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
CHEERING | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
Let's crack on with the studio. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
Look's like Mo's got a delivery for Johnny. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
Got some kind of letter. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Cheers, mate. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
All right, mate! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
-JoJo: -'Dear John-John, | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
'things are moving all too quickly for me, | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
'especially now that Jim-Jim has come through from LA. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
'Thanks for the memories. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
'I hope this doesn't completely shatter your confidence. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
'You're a nice guy with a good heart | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
'and I'm sure there's someone out there just for you. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
'Send my love to Inel. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
'JoJo.' | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
You all right, Johnny? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Reading fan mail, are we? | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
It's JoJo, she's broke up with me. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Yeah! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:16 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
-I thought you said you already broke up with her? -Yeah. Yeah, I did. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
I broke up with her and then, weirdly, | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
she still thinks that she can break up with me. Crazy! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:34 | |
And now she's going on about some new guy. Jim-Jim, apparently. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
-I mean, what kind of name is that? "Jim-Jim." -I don't know, "John-John." | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
All right! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:44 | |
THEY ALL CLICK THEIR FINGERS | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
All right, all right! Let that go, let that go. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
Stop clicking! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
You're bitter, you are. Jealous. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
-Me? -Jealous. -All right. -Yeah. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
All because I got a girlfriend? You're that jealous, are you? | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
I'm not jealous at all, mate. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
Yeah, don't even bother me, anyway. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Now I no longer have a girlfriend, | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
who I broke up - for you, may I add - what say you about bowling tonight? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:14 | |
-Ooh, ahh. -Come off it, Inel, you've never got plans. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
Actually, there's a funny story about the plans, actually. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
WOMAN WHISTLES | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
Coming, lovely. Two minutes. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
What was that? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
It's date night. Yeah. Got to go. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
You couldn't hurry up and say "We got to keep making it look good," | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
-could you? -Betrayed me. -Hurry it up. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
We'll keep making it look good. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
The only way Johnny and Inel could. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
-See you later. -Hit the music. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
THEME MUSIC PLAYS | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
Everybody say... Oh! | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 |