Episode 27 The Joke Machine


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Sightings have been reported of a mysterious object in the sky.

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What does it want from us?

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..thousands of children...

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..hoping they will be chosen...

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One man is on a mission to find the funniest jokes.

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He is...

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..the Joke Master!

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-That's... ME!

-THUMP!

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And this is the Joke Machine.

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Joke Machine, activate!

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FARTING NOISE

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I've not been well.

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-SULKILY:

-Joke Machine, activate.

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FARTING NOISE

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Where are we going?

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ALL: Gabalfa Primary - we rock!

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WHIRRING

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Let's get these jokers cracking up!

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-Go! Go! Go!

-What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

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-I don't know.

-Philippe de Flop.

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As the French would say... "Eh-eh-eh...!"

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Une baguette.

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Fly don't northern foxes eat penguins?

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They can't get the wrappers off.

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Dreadful! Dreadful!

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Dreadful!

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WHIRR-CLUNK!

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Joke it up.

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Why did the teacher go to the beach?

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-Why?

-To test out the water.

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What...?

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Arrrhhh...! I'll get you!

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Next!

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What do you call a man that sells a tape?

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-What?

-Sell-a-tape.

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At last! Victory!

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Yay!

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Let's keep it going!

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What do you call a prehistoric monster who sleeps?

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Dino-snore.

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HE SNORES

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No, I don't want to go to school, Mum.

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Huh?

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Go for it. Good luck.

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What are grams scared of?

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Killer grams.

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Winning. Right now. Winning!

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I want some more! I want some MORE!

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What's sharks' favourite food?

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Fish and ships.

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If only I could put my hands inside my head

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and remove the thoughts of fish!

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Class One, done.

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Class Two, what have you got?

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ALL: Hamstel Junior - we roll!

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Join the joke battle!

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Hello. What joke have you got?

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How do you get Pikachu on an aeroplane?

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-How?

-Poke him on.

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Stop it...! It's too funny...!

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Thank you, you're the best in the world.

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You've got a point, stop sucking up!

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Although, I do enjoy a good compliment.

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One man says to the other man, "I like your dog. What breed is it?"

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The other man says, "It's a miniature poodle."

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So the man says, "A miniature poodle?"

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So the other man says, "Yeah -

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the MINUTE'YER turn your back he does a POO-DLE."

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Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad joke.

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Who spends their time in a weird joke machine, anyway?!

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Not you!

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Huh?

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A peanut walked into a bar. The man said,

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"You're not allowed in here." He said, "You 'SULTED me."

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You're nuts if you think that's funny!

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Boo!

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Aaaarrrggggghhhh...!

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LAUGHS MANIACALLY

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-What did Darth Vader say to Luke Skywalker on his birthday?

-What?

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-I can feel your PRESENTS.

-Joke tell, good you are, mmm?!

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# I'm the champ!

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# I'm always the champ... #

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Send the next jokester in, please.

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Whoa...!

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Hit me with your joke, yeah.

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What is the king of all school supplies?

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-What?

-The ruler!

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MAKES DRAIN NOISE

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Boo!

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Oh, cheer up, it's only a joke!

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Only a joke?

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This...is my LIFE!

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Cupcake!

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BLOODCURDLING ROAR

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Hmm... Who should win?

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Errrhhhh...

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You - Gabalfa!

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CHEERING

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You are fired, Hamstel Junior!

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Whoo...! Got some good jokes there, didn't we?

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-But we need more ha-ha!

-CAVEMAN NOISES

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Joke you later!

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RUMBLING

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