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Across the UK sightings have been reported | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
of a mysterious object in the sky. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
What does it want from us? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:07 | |
Thousands of children | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
hoping they will be chosen. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
One man is on a mission to find the funniest jokes. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:16 | |
He is... | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
..The Joke Master. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
That's me! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
And this is The Joke Machine. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
Joke Machine, activate! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
PARRRP! | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
I've not been well. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
Joke Machine, activate. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
MACHINE BUZZES | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
Where are we going? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
-THEY SHOUT: -Gabalfa Primary, Landaff North! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
Let's get these jokers cracking up. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
BELL DINGS Where am I? | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
Calm down, you're in the right place. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Why am I here? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
Well, you're here to tell a joke, not to crochet. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
-Why was the boy carrying a ladder? -I don't know. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
To go to high school. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
-BUZZER SOUNDS -CHILDREN SHOUT: -Boo! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
Ew-ew. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
You know what? This is stupid. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
I want to get out of here. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
This is just a stupid place. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
I'll help you get out of here. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
What have you got for me? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
What do prisoners use to call each other? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
"Cell" phones. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
Faaantastic! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
BELL DINGS | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
APPLAUSE Yes! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
I like that joke. I like that joke. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
Guys, guys, I like that joke. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
What did the man say when he walked into the bar? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
"Ouch!" | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
-BUZZER SOUNDS -That is mind-numbingly bad. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
Well, you obviously don't tell jokes in your spare time. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
What do you do like doing? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Playing football. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
What position do play? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
Goalkeeper. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:49 | |
Yeah? Well, catch this. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Ha-ha. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
Grr! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
Please tell me your joke. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
I was in class one day, | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
and I put my hand up, | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
and the teacher said, "What is it, Maysha?" | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
I said, "Well, | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
"would I get told off if I haven't done anything?" | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
The teacher said, "Well, of course not." | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Then I said, "Good, cos I haven't done my homework." | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
-BUZZER SOUNDS -Your homework for this was to tell a funny joke. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Rr-rr! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
Ah! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
It's the last one from your class, make it count. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Pupil - "I don't think I deserve zero on this test." | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
Teacher - "I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you." | 0:02:27 | 0:02:32 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
Yes! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
Yes! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
Bring in the next victims...I mean jokers. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
-THEY SHOUT: -Ashcombe Primary. Awesome! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Let's get me some new jokes. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Well, a prisoner after many years is released from jail, | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
and he runs around, saying, "I'm free! I'm free!" | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
And a little boy walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm four." | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
-BUZZER SOUNDS -Eh-eh. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
BOOS Oh, what are you doing? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Rubby-rubby-rubby-rubby. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
No! Ow! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
Rubby-rubby-rubby. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Rub-rub-rub-rub-rub-rub. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
Ah. Give it to me. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Mum - "Shall I put the kettle on?" | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Dad - "No, I prefer the dress you're wearing." | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
Cos the Mum...she said to get... And then... | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
thought the drink of... | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Yes! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
MACHINE DINGS Yes! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Joke-jokey-jokey-joke-joke. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
More, more, more! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
Why didn't the sun go to college? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Because it already had a million degrees. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
-BUZZER SOUNDS -Negative funny. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Joke it up. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
Teacher - "If I had one trifle on Monday, two trifles on Tuesday | 0:03:45 | 0:03:50 | |
and three on Wednesday, what would I have on Thursday?" | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
And the pupil says, "The biggest tummy ache in the world." | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
-BUZZER SOUNDS -Well that would be | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
a "trifle" annoying." | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Argh! | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
This will be a good one. I can feel it in my bones. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
-What did zero say to the number eight? -I don't know. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Nice belt. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
That is a "belter"! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
APPLAUSE Whoop, yay! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Why do tigers have stripes? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
So that they can't be spotted. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
That is funny! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
Yes! I love you. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Whoa! Back off, lady. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
We've only just met. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
What have you got, champ? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
What would you get if you cross | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
A-cocke-poodle-doo. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
I'm taking that joke as my own, it's that funny. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Ah, thanks! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Hm...who is the victor? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
-It was... -DRUMROLLS | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
You! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
-THEY SHOUT: -Yeah! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Ashcombe! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
-THEY SHOUT: -Boo! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
Gutted, Gabalfa. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
Whoo! Some good jokes there | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
but I need more. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
So see you again. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Joke you later! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 |