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'Sightings have been reported of a mysterious object in the sky.' | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
'What does it want from us? Thousands of children...' | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
'Hoping they will be chosen.' | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
One man is on a mission to find the funniest jokes. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:15 | |
He is... | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
The Joke Master. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
Did someone say my name? | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
And THIS is The Joke Machine. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
Joke Machine activate! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
HE COUGHS AND GAGS | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
Joke Machine! Activate! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
ELECTRONIC WHIRRING AND BEEPING | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
Where are we going? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
CHILDREN CHEER | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
Make me crack up, you Jokesters! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Go for it. Good luck. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Why did the mushroom go to the party? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
Because he was a fungi. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
DENIED! | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
Oh, zip it, you got no sense of humour, man. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Uh, you can zip it, | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
because the sense of humour is coming out of my pores, sister. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
ELEPHANT ROARS | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Oh, what have you got? | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
Why do saltwater crocodiles live in saltwater? | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Why? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
Because pepper makes them sneeze. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
Ugh, I am allergic to bad jokes. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
You have a pea brain about jokes. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Did you just say I've got a pea brain about jokes?! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Ahhh! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
That's a weird thing to say. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
This better not be a bad one. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
If you're American when you go in the toilet and you're American | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
when you go out the toilet, what are you when you're doing the toilet? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
What? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
European, of course! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
I didn't see it coming! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
Yes! Whoo! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
Go for it, maestro. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
Why are pirates pirates? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Cos they arrrrrrr. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
You've got to give it some urrrrrrgh. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Shut your big mouth. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
I've got an average size mouth, thank you. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
GIRL SCREAMS | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
Make it good. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
Why did the Cyclops quit being a teacher? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Cos he only had one pupil. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Now let me think. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
Next! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Please tell me your joke. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
I was in the milk and cheese shop the other day, and the guy starts | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
throwing around the milk and cheese, and I thought, "How dare he?" | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
JOKE MASTER CHUCKLES Yes! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
(IN SCOTTISH ACCENT) How dare you? Well done. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Yeeeeaaah! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Is that a celebration or should I call an ambulance? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Come to me, Class Two, for I need jokes. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
CHILDREN CHEER | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
Joke time! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Why did the boy bring a stick of butter to the wedding? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
I don't know, why? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
He heard you had to toast the bride and groom. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Eh-eh! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
You shouldn't be called the Joke Master, | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
you should be called the Dumb Master. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Dumb Master? How about the Hammer Master? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
Please make this a funny one. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
What do you get if you cross a sea with a computer? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
A brainwave. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Computers and water is a bad idea! But as a joke, it's great! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:20 | |
Well, thank you. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:21 | |
Awww. There's those British manners I've heard all about. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Knock, knock. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:25 | |
Who's there? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
Boo hoo. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
Boo hoo who? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Sorry, I made you cry. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
I'm only crying tears of joy! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
CHEERING | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
DING! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Tell me a joke. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Who's that? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
It's the Joke Master. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
What duck steals things? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
I don't know. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
A robber ducky. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
I got one in my bath! Ha-ha! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Whoo! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
Whoo-hoo! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
Why are waiters so good at tennis? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Because they're good at serving. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
You know what that joke did? It made me smile. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Yeah! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
NONSENSICAL VOCALISING | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Good joke ruined by the dancing. See you! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
SPLAT! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Send the next Jokester in, please. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Why didn't the zombie cross the road? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
I don't know, why? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Cos it didn't have the guts for it. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
Oh! My brain exploded, that was so unfunny. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
That's just false information. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Well, how about you talk back to Cupcake. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
ANIMAL SCREECHES | 0:04:30 | 0:04:31 | |
Next! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
What do you get from nervous cows? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
Milkshake. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
You know what's funny when it shakes? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
BOY GIGGLES | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Hmm. Who was the victor? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:45 | |
It was... | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
..you. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Bournemouth Park. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
CHILDREN CHEER | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
Try harder next time, St Margaret's. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
CHILDREN: Booo! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
Some good jokes there, team. But not enough! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
So we're going to have to do this again. Joke you later! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
ROCKET ENGINE REVS | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 |