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'Across the UK': | 0:00:00 | 0:00:01 | |
'Sightings are reported of a mysterious object in the sky.' | 0:00:01 | 0:00:04 | |
'What does it want from us?' | 0:00:04 | 0:00:05 | |
-'Thousands of children... -hoping they will be chosen.' | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
'One man is on a mission to find the funniest jokes. He is... | 0:00:09 | 0:00:14 | |
'The Joke Master.' | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
Did someone say my name? | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
'And THIS is the Joke Machine.' | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
Joke Machine - activate! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
HE SPLUTTERS | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
Joke Machine! Activate! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
Where are we going? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
Make me crack up, you jokesters! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Come on, come on, come on! I want some jokes! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Why are bananas so flexible? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Why? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
Because they always do the splits. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Give me an N - N! Give me an O - O! Give me a T - T! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
Give me a funny - funny! What have we got? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Not funny. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
Boo! You're a piece of mud. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
A piece of mud on the Starship Funny. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Aaaaah... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
Hiya! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
-What did the police officer said to the bellybutton? -What? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
You're under a vest! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
BUZZ! Not funny! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
-BLOWS RASPBERRY -Hey, that's rude. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
THIS is rude... | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Aaaaaaaaaaaah! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
BIG BEN CHIMES THEN BREAKS | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Bring in the next one. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
When were the vowels born? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
-When -U -and -I -were born. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
-That is good! And -I O U! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Yeahhhh! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Whooo! Now we're cookin' with laughs! Next one. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
How do snowmen lose weight? | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
No chocolate? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
Sits by a fire. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Warm 'em up, melt 'em down - Oh! He's a size zero! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
Ooh-hoo! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
# Do the robot, do the robot!# | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
How's a monkey make toast? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
-I don't know. -Puts it under the gorilla. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
That made me L-O L-O L-O-L-OL! LOL! L-L-L-L. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:12 | |
BELL | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
(L-L-L-L-L...) | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
Hello, what joke have you got? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
Why was the student's report card wet? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
-Because it was under -'C' -level. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
BUZZER | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
Ohhh! That really hurt my funny bone! Get out! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
Rrrrrrrrrrr! BOINK | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Class One, done! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Class Two, what have you got? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
ALL: Mapledene Primary! We've got awesome! Waaaaaaaah! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:52 | |
Join the joke battle! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
These jokes better be HOT-A! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
Me and my friend watched three DVDs back-to-back yesterday. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Luckily, I was the one facing the screen. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Nooooooooooooooot funny. At all. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
BUZZER | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
Joke it up! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
A man saw a woman with a pair of inflatable shoes, but when | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
he called her up to arrange a date, he found out she'd popped her clogs. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Someone's had a glass of giggle-juice! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
-BELL -Yes! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Let's keep it going! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
-What's brown and sticky? -What? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
A stick. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Claaaassic! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
-Yeeeah! -BELL | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Is that a celebration or should I call an ambulance? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
-How do you make a baby astronaut go to sleep? -How? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
You rock-et! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
It is quarter-past funny, and you're late. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
You look like a joker yourself! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
That's because I am a joker! But YOU'RE not! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Er, yes, I am! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
Do you want to prove that you're funny? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Well, not really, cos I just did it! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Whatevs! | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
Next! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
-What do you get if you cross a monkey with a bomb? -What? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
-BaBOOM! -BUZZER | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
I am not amused! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
Speak to the hand cos the face ain't listening. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Well, speak to THIS hand because he IS...listening! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
I wonder who won that one, hmmm? It was... | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
DRUM ROLL Bingo! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
ALL: Yay! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
Wormholt! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:30 | |
ALL: Boo! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
At least you've got your health, Mapledene. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Some good jokes there. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
BUT NOT ENOUGH! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
So, I'll have to see you later. Joke you next time! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:45 |