Episode 48 The Joke Machine


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'Across the UK':

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'Sightings are reported of a mysterious object in the sky.'

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'What does it want from us?'

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-'Thousands of children...

-hoping they will be chosen.'

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'One man is on a mission to find the funniest jokes. He is...

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'The Joke Master.'

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Did someone say my name?

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'And THIS is the Joke Machine.'

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Joke Machine - activate!

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HE SPLUTTERS

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Joke Machine! Activate!

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Where are we going?

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CHEERING

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Make me crack up, you jokesters!

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Come on, come on, come on! I want some jokes!

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Why are bananas so flexible?

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Why?

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Because they always do the splits.

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Give me an N - N! Give me an O - O! Give me a T - T!

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Give me a funny - funny! What have we got?

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Not funny.

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Boo! You're a piece of mud.

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A piece of mud on the Starship Funny.

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Aaaaah...

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Hiya!

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-What did the police officer said to the bellybutton?

-What?

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You're under a vest!

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BUZZ! Not funny!

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-BLOWS RASPBERRY

-Hey, that's rude.

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THIS is rude...

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

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BIG BEN CHIMES THEN BREAKS

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Bring in the next one.

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When were the vowels born?

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-When

-U

-and

-I

-were born.

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-That is good! And

-I O U!

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Yeahhhh!

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Whooo! Now we're cookin' with laughs! Next one.

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How do snowmen lose weight?

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No chocolate?

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Sits by a fire.

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Warm 'em up, melt 'em down - Oh! He's a size zero!

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Ooh-hoo! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Oh, yeah!

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# Do the robot, do the robot!#

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How's a monkey make toast?

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-I don't know.

-Puts it under the gorilla.

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That made me L-O L-O L-O-L-OL! LOL! L-L-L-L.

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BELL

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(L-L-L-L-L...)

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Hello, what joke have you got?

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Why was the student's report card wet?

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-Because it was under

-'C'

-level.

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BUZZER

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Ohhh! That really hurt my funny bone! Get out!

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Rrrrrrrrrrr! BOINK

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Class One, done!

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Class Two, what have you got?

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ALL: Mapledene Primary! We've got awesome! Waaaaaaaah!

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Join the joke battle!

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These jokes better be HOT-A!

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Me and my friend watched three DVDs back-to-back yesterday.

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Luckily, I was the one facing the screen.

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Nooooooooooooooot funny. At all.

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BUZZER

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Joke it up!

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A man saw a woman with a pair of inflatable shoes, but when

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he called her up to arrange a date, he found out she'd popped her clogs.

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Someone's had a glass of giggle-juice!

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-BELL

-Yes!

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Let's keep it going!

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-What's brown and sticky?

-What?

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A stick.

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Claaaassic!

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-Yeeeah!

-BELL

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Is that a celebration or should I call an ambulance?

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-How do you make a baby astronaut go to sleep?

-How?

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You rock-et!

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It is quarter-past funny, and you're late.

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You look like a joker yourself!

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That's because I am a joker! But YOU'RE not!

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Er, yes, I am!

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Do you want to prove that you're funny?

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Well, not really, cos I just did it!

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Whatevs!

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Next!

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-What do you get if you cross a monkey with a bomb?

-What?

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-BaBOOM!

-BUZZER

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I am not amused!

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Speak to the hand cos the face ain't listening.

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Well, speak to THIS hand because he IS...listening!

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I wonder who won that one, hmmm? It was...

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DRUM ROLL Bingo!

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ALL: Yay!

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Wormholt!

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ALL: Boo!

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At least you've got your health, Mapledene.

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Some good jokes there.

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BUT NOT ENOUGH!

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So, I'll have to see you later. Joke you next time!

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