The E-Factor The Large Family


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Oh, dear! The breakfast!

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I thought we were having omelette, Mum!

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Um...Slight change of plan.

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There's been some great music on Mammoth Radio this morning.

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'All budding radio stars!'

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'This weekend, there'll be a talent competition in the town hall,'

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'It doesn't matter what your talent is, so get practising!'

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-'The winner will be broadcast on a special Mammoth Radio show.'

-Yeah!

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So, what do you think, kids?

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Do you want to enter?

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You could get together for a family band!

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Actually, Mum, I'd rather do

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my new super-cool rapping whilst skateboarding routine.

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I could sing, I know every Loud Girls song.

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No-one will be as good as me rapping on my skateboard.

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# Yo, yo, yo I'm Lester Large! #

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You sound really great, Lester.

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Can I try?

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# Yo, yo, yo I'm Luke and I'm large. #

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You're quite small, Luke. But it was a really good try.

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Maybe with a bit of practice.

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# When you're feeling down No more frowns

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist. #

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Amazing dancing, Lucy!

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With more practice, you'll be as good as me!

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist No, no, no, no. #

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I can't concentrate with Laura's music playing!

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They should be called the Too Loud Girls!

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HE DRUMS ON THE BOX

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Luke, you're a really good drummer.

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Do a drum solo for the contest.

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Really? Maybe I could be even louder than those two loud girls next door.

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HE DRUMS LOUDLY

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LOUD SINGING AND DRUMMING

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What a lot of noise!

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ALL: Sorry, Mum!

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We've been having so much fun.

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Hi, Lester. Hi, everyone. What are you all doing?

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Are you forming a band? Can I join in?

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We're not really a band. We have our own solo acts.

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-I'm rapping.

-Aren't you entering, Sebastian?

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Entering what?

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The talent contest!

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Didn't you hear about it on Mammoth Radio?

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But you're not over 18!

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-What do you mean, Sebastian?

-The competition's for over 18s only.

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Didn't you hear it on the radio? My mum's entering.

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She's reading a poem. The Elephant's Lament.

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She won a poetry reading prize last year.

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What are we going to do now?

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And after all that practising!

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You sound like you've had lots of fun, even if you can't enter.

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I'm sure your acts would have been great.

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How can a competition be cool if only grown-ups can enter?

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-Children, I've just had an excellent idea.

-And what's that?

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Well, if you can't win and get on the radio,

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your dad and I will enter!

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We've got many secret talents, you know.

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Don't worry. We'll come up with something extra special.

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That's what I'm worried about.

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Sometimes, Mum's ideas are a little TOO special!

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All right, children.

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What are you going to do, Dad?

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Well, I thought I'd put all my jokes together into a comedy routine.

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Oh!

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Yes! And I'm going to sing one of my songs.

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I have a catchy new one.

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Listen.

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Oh...

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# If you're worried that your house is a mess

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# Do not worry Do not stress! #

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Mum, you can't sing about housework.

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You haven't heard the best bit yet. Just wait for the chorus!

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I think they've heard enough of me, dear.

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-Why don't you tell one of your jokes?

-OK!

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Knock knock...

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Oh oh, Dad! Knock-knock jokes are so not cool any more!

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Really? Your mum thinks they're very funny.

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Lester doesn't mean you're not funny.

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Just that there's something better you could do.

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Well, I'm sure we'll be as good as Mrs Smart.

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-Of course you will, because we're going to help you!

-We are?

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You bet!

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Mum, I'm going to teach you a Loud Girls song.

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Don't Get Your Trunk In A Twist!

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Everyone will sing along.

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I'll teach you to rap, Dad, but maybe not skateboarding.

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That might be one way of making him funny!

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# Don't...get your...trunk in...a twist...#

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# Yo, yo, yo I'm Mr Large

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# I like sitting in the garden And hanging with my kids. #

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That doesn't rhyme! And you can't rap about sitting in the garden.

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Why not? You said rappers rap about their lives.

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Wait a second, Dad. Lester, I've had an idea.

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What's that, Luke?

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You know how you always tell us, "Two trunks are better than one"?

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Of course.

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I was thinking, maybe your acts on their own

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still need quite a bit of practising,

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but maybe if you put them together then you'd be unbeatable!

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Why, that's a great idea, Luke.

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They'll still need a lot of practice.

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Don't forget, the contest is tonight.

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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welcome to the Mammoth Radio talent contest.

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So, without further ado, let the contest begin!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And now I'd like to present Mrs Sheena Smart,

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who's going to recite some poetry.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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The sun came up The moon fell down

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A solitary elephant...

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Uh-oh.

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Only a few sounds could be heard That of the elephant's lament

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And a sad, solitary bird.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And now, please give a huge round of applause

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for Larry and Linda Large!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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# Don't get your...trunk in a twist No, no...no, no

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist...#

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# Yo, yo, yo We're the Large family

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# We're super cool Just you wait and see! #

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No, they're dying out there!

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What shall we do?

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I've got a plan.

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It's a bit risky, but it might be the only chance of saving it.

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Follow me!

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# When you're feeling down No more frowns

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist

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# When you're feeling down No more frowns

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist

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# If it's all gone wrong You need to sing this song

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist No, no, no, no

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist No, no, no, no

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist. #

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Oh!

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ALL: # Don't get your trunk in a twist, no , no, no no

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist No, no, no, no

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist! #

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# Yo, yo, yo Large family time

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# Listen to us And you'll be just fine

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# There's Dad, that's me And Mum just there

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# Lester with his board and his super-cool hair

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# Luke plays drums And Laura can sing

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# And Lucy-Lou Can dance and swing

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# With a Loud Girls song Large family style

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# Don't get your trunk in a twist

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# Just go wild! #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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So, now it's time for the results.

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They said over 18s only, Larry.

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I hope we won't get disqualified for the children joining in.

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I'm afraid that while we thought they were fantastic,

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we've had to disqualify our final act, Larry and Linda Large,

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because their great backing band was under 18.

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CROWD: Aww!

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I am thrilled to announce

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the winner of the Mammoth Radio talent contest is...

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Mrs Sheena Smart!

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APPLAUSE

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Oh, thank you, thank you!

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I am so pleased that the right person won in the end.

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Cheating is cheating!

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Hello! Great contest! Thank you!

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I could say the same to you!

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Your family version of Don't Get Your Trunk In a Twist

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was the perfect grand finale.

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-Really?

-Yes, it was brilliant! I think it could even be a hit.

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I was wondering, would you like to come in

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to the Mammoth Radio studio and record it?

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We can call ourselves the Large Family band!

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We're going to be the best band ever!

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You know what, Luke? I think you've got that absolutely right.

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Grr!

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