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Many years ago, | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
a terrible plague consumed the mighty kingdom of Fyredor. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:12 | |
The only hope of a cure rested with one young wizard, sent out to scour | 0:00:12 | 0:00:16 | |
the Earth for precious ingredients. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
After many years, he returned with an antidote. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
The king's sons, princes Dick and Dom, were the first to be cured. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
And the last to be cured. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
They were banished from the kingdom, | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
along with their trusty mage, Mannitol, | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
and light-fingered servant, Lutin, | 0:00:38 | 0:00:42 | |
all never to return | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
until they'd collected the ingredients to re-make the antidote. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:49 | |
And so, The Legend Of Dick And Dom Had begun. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:54 | |
Of all the ingredients | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
they had to collect on their quest, one thing struck fear and terror | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
into their hearts... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
And the next ingredient on the list is... | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Ahhhhhh! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
- Honestly! - What's wrong with him? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
It can't be that ba... | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
..The Tears Of Fury. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
What are the Tears Of Fury Anyway? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
I've no idea. You? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
-Haven't got a clue. -Beats me. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
I know. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
But you're not going to like it. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
'In a time before time, | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
'legend tells of a terrible dark curse, a curse so evil, so ugly, | 0:01:46 | 0:01:51 | |
'that all who crossed its path | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
'were doomed to a life of pain and horror.' | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
-Bad then? -Pretty bad. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Imagine trapping your finger in the door of the outside lav... | 0:01:58 | 0:02:03 | |
in front of your friends, at three in the morning, in winter, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
on Christmas day, in only your pants... | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
-Woh! -Exactly. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
In fact, things got so bad | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
that a meeting was called of the Grand Council Of Wizards. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:20 | |
For the first time in their history, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
they agreed to combine their powers to fight the curse. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
Finally the wizards forced the curse into a distant valley. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:31 | |
But little did they realise | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
that deep within that valley sat a newly laid batch of dragon's eggs. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:39 | |
And as the eggs mixed with pure evil, the creatures inside began to mutate. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:45 | |
And when the eggs hatched... | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
a creature of terrifying awfulness was born... | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
a Fury! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
CREATURE ROARS | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Few have ever seen one. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
And now that whole valley is completely deserted of all humankind. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:05 | |
It's surrounded by an enormous impenetrable wall, | 0:03:05 | 0:03:10 | |
not just to stop the creatures from leaving, | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
but also to stop anyone from getting in. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
Don't worry. I know how we can get in. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
I could fire a big dirty bolt of fiery magic splat at him. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
Or we could just say please. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
No, no, no, no, we need to think of something a lot more cunning. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:41 | |
Ahhhhh, waaaahhh! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
Ahhhhh! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
Ahhhhhhh! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Waaaahhhh! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
Ahhhhh! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
Ahhhhhh! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
Waaaahhhh! Waaaaaahhh! Ahhhhhhh! Waaaaahhh! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:04 | |
Quick! Run! They're coming! You've got to get out of here! RUN! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:09 | |
Afternoon. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
No, what are you doing? The Furies. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
-They've escaped! -Eh? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Someone's let them out. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
-They're running rampage across the whole kingdom. -Oh, behave yourself. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
They are, they are. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
-They're everywhere! -Oh, right, yeah, yes. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
I suppose you're going to tell me that the safest place | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
-is on the other side of this wall. -Yeah. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Then I stupidly help you over, even though the whole story is made up. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
-Has someone done this one before? -At least three times a week. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Oh. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
You don't take bribes, do you? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
20 gold pieces, I'll turn a blind eye. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
30 - and I'll give you a rope and a leg up. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Right! He takes bribes. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Yeah! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
And there's your change - five, ten, 15, 20... | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
-Thank you. -Anything, else I can do for you, slaves, potions? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Oh, I've got a lovely second-hand throne I could do for 20% below cost. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
-That'll do for now, thanks. -All right. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
You couldn't tell us where the Furies are, could you? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
You won't have to find them. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
They will find you. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
Yeah, cheers. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
ROARING | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Hopefully they're vegetarians. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Hey! Come on, onwards. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
'After bribing the wall guard, our heroes bravely marched onwards | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
'into the land of the Furies. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
'Along the way, they passed long dead things. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
'They also saw big scary footprints, but never once did they falter | 0:05:58 | 0:06:03 | |
'or run away, | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
'even when they passed the scary stones with scary pictures. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
'But as darkness fell and the warning signs grew more scary, | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
'Prince Dom began to have his doubts.' | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
Look, I don't know about you, | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
but I'm not massively keen on staying the night here. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
Oh, come on, we'll be fine. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
The chances of the Furies finding us are like a million to... | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
TWIG SNAPS | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
It came from behind that tree. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
Now just back away, very, very slowly. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:44 | |
Ah, evening. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Wait! | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
Come back, wait! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
-I thought you said this place was deserted of all humankind. -I did. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-So what? -Well, why is there a pub there? | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
It is a very small pub. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Oi! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
Come back! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
-Hey! -Go away! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:33 | |
-Just...relax! -We not here to hurt you! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:38 | |
We're not monsters. We're just here to talk, we're human. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
-Rrragghh! -What did you do that for? | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
-Sorry, I just couldn't resist it. -Here, I know what to do. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:49 | |
Three more coins and you're in. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
This is getting very expensive. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Come in, yes, you four. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
So unless we get the Fury's tears... | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
well, we can't go home. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Before you respond, can I just say, | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
haven't you got lovely jumpers? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
I think you've made a wasted trip, my friend. No-one has ever survived | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
an encounter with a Fury, never mind attempted to make one cry. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:33 | |
-Will you just stop it? -Sorry. I just really like them, that's all. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
My advice to you is leave. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
This is no place for strangers. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
So why do you stay? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
We stay because... | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
We stay because... | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
Has anyone offered you something to eat? The soup is excellent. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
Don't you think it's all a bit fishy? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
It tastes more like chicken to me. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
No, in here I mean this all looks very cosy and... | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Shall we have a song? | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
# When I was a young man | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
# Hah nonny nee | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
# I knew that a Fury would have me for tea | 0:09:16 | 0:09:21 | |
# A volcano erupted... kerpow! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
# And out came the beast | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
# half-lion, half-snake... # | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
Oh, no! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:32 | |
# And twelve foot at least | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
# It was a Fury. # | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
Thank you, thank you. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Hang on a minute, I thought the Furies came from dragon's eggs. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
What's all this about volcanoes, lions and snakes? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Right, that's it. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
I've had just about enough of you and your snooping friends. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Get out of 'ere if you don't like it. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Stop it. ..Sorry, about him. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Look, we have to find the Furies. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-And we need is someone to guide us. -Guide you? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Guide you? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
You should be so lucky. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Now, shove off. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
Is it just me or is this not going well? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
I've had better nights out. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Just remember if you can't see them, they can't see you... | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
unless of course they've got really good eyesight. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Thanks for that. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
'So it began a terrifying night in the valley. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
'Every sound, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
' every shape, every smell was | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
'transformed in their minds into an enormous angry Fury, | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
'ready to attack.' | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
-Agh! -Sorry. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
That was me. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
If you want shelter, follow me. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Fast. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Mmm...fields of daisies. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Wake up! They're here. We've found 'em. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
-Eh? -The Furies. They're over there. Behind a tree. -Loads of them. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
-What? -Shh... | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
Come on. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:25 | |
-Where are they? -There. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
-That's not them. -Oh, yes, it is. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
They're not Furies. They're Furries. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
What about all that in the pub? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
Ah, it's rubbish, I'm afraid. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:51 | |
Everyone's too scared to come looking for them. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Over time, people got confused, rumours started. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Before you know it people think the valley is full | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
of enormous man-eating creatures, but there's nothing of the sort. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
Jasper's shown me hundreds of them. He paints them and studies them. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
They're actually quite fascinating. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
It's just a hobby really. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
You're so modest. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
He's so modest. Jasper's going to show me some new ones being born! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
All right, all we have to do is make them cry and we'll be on our way. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:22 | |
I don't think that's going to be easy. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
'While the boys tried to catch a Furry and make it cry, | 0:12:28 | 0:12:35 | |
'so they could collect its tears and get on with their quest, | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
'which is the whole point of the story... ' | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Go! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
'..Jasper showed Lutin the ways of the Furries.' | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
WHIMPERING | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
GO! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
FURRIES GROAN | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
They're all dead. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Did you know that | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
when Furries are very relaxed they like to sing in harmony? | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
Really? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
-Oh, look at this one. -Ah...now this one's very rare. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
It moults 30 times a day. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
Oh, oh, and this one... | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
this one is very prone to hiccups. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
FURRY HICCUPS | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
And this one makes a noise that can only be heard by ducks. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:50 | |
< QUACK-QUACK | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Oh, Jasper this is wonderful. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
I could stay here and watch these forever. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
-Well, why don't you? -What do you mean? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Well, why don't you stay here with me? | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
It's too fast, Jasper. You hardly know anything about me. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
Well, let me find out. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
OTHERS SHOUT AT FURRIES | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
Oh! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
-You've killed them! -Eh? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Oh. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
-What did you do that for? -We're just trying to scare them, you know, | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
to make them cry to get their tears. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
These creatures don't deserve to die! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
-Sorry. -We didn't realise. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
No wonder they put up a big wall round this place! | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
It's to keep idiots like you out. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Come on, Jasper. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
I've had enough of this quest. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Goodbye, little Furry. We knew you so briefly. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
If your other little friends were here, | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
I'm sure they would speak highly of you. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
And they would probably shed a little tear, | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
which would be very beneficial to us, | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
but we don't want them to feel under any pressure. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:11 | |
Right, well that's the last one. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
You know, I'm starting to have my doubts about this whole quest. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
Me too. What did these little furry guys do to deserve this? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
THEY WEEP | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
-Would this help? -No. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
-What's going on? -We're arresting you for cruelty to wildlife. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
As an affiliate member | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
of the Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Cute Creatures, | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
also known as SPCCC, | 0:15:46 | 0:15:47 | |
you'll be detained until a time has been set for your trial. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
-But we didn't mean to do it. -Tell it to the judge. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
-Lutin! -You know about the quest. We were only trying to... | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
The quest is over. Too many have suffered. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
Take them away! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Lutin! Lutin! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:02 | |
Now there are a couple of things that don't seem right to me. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
Erm, yep, that's one of them. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Yep, and that's the other one. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
-These people are supposed to be living in fear, right? Ow! -Ow! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
And that they do know that the creatures... | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
are Furries not Furies, right? | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
-Yes. -So why's no-one mentioned it? They just don't seem bothered. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
That's fascinating, Brainiac, but how are we gonna get out of these? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
-With magic? -NO! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Nantwich, Shyamalan, Melamine, Spandex... | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
See? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
-Oh, ye of little faith. -Yeah. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:16:50 | 0:16:51 | |
Oh, Mannitol! | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Well, at least we're clean now. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Hello? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
OK, everybody, I want to maximise production... | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
That's nice there, the colour. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Jasper, get me another one of those dead Furries. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
Oh, nice, orange, my favourite colour. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
Very nice. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
Jasper? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
Quick! We've got to get the Furries out of here! | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
-You've changed your tune. -What time is it? | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
They're farming them and turning them into fluffy leisurewear. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
I knew it! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
-This whole place is a scam. -No wonder they don't want any visitors. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
Those Furries don't deserve to be turned into jumpers. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
Yes, but they do make lovely jumpers. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:18 | |
That's not the point. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
You can't hide a whole species of animal away, just to make a profit. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
Those creatures deserve their freedom. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
-And we're going to give it to them. -Right! | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
'So our heroes set off to free the Furries and hopefully collect | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
'a few tears on the way to continue their quest.' | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
Here furry Furries... | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
You lot stay back. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
Here furry Furries! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
FURRIES ARE CHEERING | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
OK, let's go. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
Lutin, I'm sorry. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
How could you? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
You don't understand. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
-It's complicated. -Stay away from me. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
I thought you cared about these creatures. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
I thought you cared about me. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:05 | |
I do. It's just this is my family's business. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
It has been for over 100 years. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
I'm trying to change their minds... | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
but it takes time. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
This is wrong, Jasper, and you know it is. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
I know and I'm trying to change things. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
We can still save them...together. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
It's too late, Jasper. I'm taking these Furries with me. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:28 | |
Run! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
'And so they ran.' | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
-Hey! -Hello! -Guard! Are you there? | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
-Throw the rope down. -I think he's gone. -Quick, they're coming. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:50 | |
We have to save the Furries. I don't care about us. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
-Throw them over the wall. -Yes. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
FURRIES ARE WHIMPERING | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Wait, folks. I think we have the answer here. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
The Furries are crying, but they're not tears of pain. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
-They're tears of JOY! -But we still have to save them. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Throw them higher. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
Seize them! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
-Get off me, you barbarians! -Get off me! -How could you? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
-Stealing property, trespass, animal cruelty... -Pah! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:30 | |
Animal cruelty, unauthorised magic and rudeness. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:34 | |
These are all very serious charges, | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
I think you'll agree, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
And serious charges demand serious punishments. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
All those in favour of two months hard labour say "Guilty". | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Guilty! | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
What sort of trial is this? Where's the judge? The defence? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
The prosecution? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:52 | |
That's me, cupcake. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
-You can't do that. -Here, when do we get to state our case? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
-Call witnesses? Cross examine? -That all sounds very boring. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
That's not the point. We need a chance to prove we're innocent. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
-But you're not. -Says you. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
Says everyone. Are they innocent or guilty? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
-ALL: Guilty! -Well, what a surprise. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
I don't like oatmeal. I want multi colours. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
Hey, you, sweet cake, this is not a holiday. More work, please. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:21 | |
I'm not touching them. It's inhumane. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
Inhumane! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
You've got to admit they do make lovely jumpers. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
I can't help thinking this would work much better with a bit more blue. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:39 | |
Maybe. I think it would work as a V-neck. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
Oh, yeah! You're right. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
What about if we do the sleeves in this, and the trim in this? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:49 | |
Stop it. You're as bad as they are. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
Now work, work you two. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Where do you think these sacks of jumpers go? | 0:22:57 | 0:23:01 | |
I don't know. Off to be sold somewhere? | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
Outside! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:06 | |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Exactly... | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
Mmm. With a cheese sauce. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
What? | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
Oh, you mean escape in the sacks? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
But what about the Furries? | 0:23:22 | 0:23:23 | |
Lutin, we can't solve all the problems of the world, you know. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
We have the tears and we have a quest to complete. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
People are relying on us. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
'And so our heroes, hidden in a sack, were loaded onto a cart | 0:23:43 | 0:23:48 | |
'and transported away from the land of the Furries. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
'They travelled through the night... | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
'and into the next day.' | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
MANNITOL BREAKS WIND | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
Oh, Mannitol! | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
'Mannitol would make the journey a bit smelly at times, | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
'and on the whole it was really uncomfortable. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
'But Mannitol would also break the tedium with his beautiful singing.' | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
# Oh, my baby, let me... # | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
Oh, shut up! Shut up! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
'Eventually they arrived at Mansfield, | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
'a small market town just outside the wall.' | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
Hey, hey I think we've stopped. Come on, let's go. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
Ah these really are soft, aren't they? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:32 | |
-Can you do those in green? -Oh, yes, | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
-there's plenty more where that came from. -I'd like 500 in green, please. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
All right, I can do that by next Tuesday. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Wait! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:47 | |
We've got to go back. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
-What? -We can't just leave them. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
If they carry on farming them like this you know what will happen. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:56 | |
-No more jumpers. -No! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
-They'll be extinct. -Oh, yes. That too. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
This is our one chance to save them. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
We haven't got any more money to bribe the wall guard with. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
You leave that to me. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
'Armed with Lutin's amazing disguise, | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
'our heroes returned to save as many Furries as they could.' | 0:25:12 | 0:25:17 | |
-Come on, that's enough. -Just a few more. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
We've got to go. Come on. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Lutin? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:23 | |
You should be ashamed of yourself. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Why? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
I thought I'd give you a hand. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
That's the last one. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
I owe you an apology. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
-No... -Now I can see how complicated things are for you. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
-You were right. This place is wrong. -Then leave. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
-Come with us. -I want to, but my work is here. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
I want to change this place from the inside. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Who knows, maybe next time you come these walls won't be here any more. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:15 | |
Is that a date? | 0:26:15 | 0:26:16 | |
Yeah, you bet. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
WEEPING | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
Sorry, sorry, something in my eye. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Yes, me too. Funny the way it just... | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
Don't you think we should, you know, get off? | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
I'm not going to say goodbye cos I'm coming back. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
I'll be waiting. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
'And so the Furries were finally released back into the wild. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:52 | |
'Yes, long before it was fashionable, | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
'Lutin and the gang were doing their bit for animal rights. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:59 | |
'And another vital ingredient was added to the potion. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
'The Furries were once again able | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
'to roam free without fear of being turned into a cardi or a tank top. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
'What a shame orcs were to find them so tasty... | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
'But that's another story.' | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
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