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Many years ago, a terrible | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
plague consumed the kingdom of Fyredor. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
The only hope of a cure rested with one young wizard, sent out to scour | 0:00:10 | 0:00:16 | |
the Earth for precious ingredients. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
After many years, he returned with an antidote. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
The King's sons, Princes Dick and Dom, were the first to be cured. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
And the last to be cured. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
They were banished from the kingdom with | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
their trusty mage Mannitol | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
and light-fingered servant Lutin. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
All never to return until they had collected the | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
ingredients to remake the antidote. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
And so, the Legend of Dick and Dom had begun. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:54 | |
Why do you get to read off the scroll? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Because I'm the eldest. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Yeah, by, like, seven seconds! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Never lets anyone forget! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
Ah, look, one-legged dwarf riding a burplegriff! Where? Gotcha! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:11 | |
Oi, that's not fair! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
And the next item on the list is... dandruff? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
Isn't that when you get that white stuff in your hair? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
Yes, I have a minor dandruff problem myself! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:26 | |
But this is not any old dandruff. This is the dandruff from the | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
golden hair of Princess Gladys of Weefordshire. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Did you say Princess G... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Gladys of Wee... | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Weefordshire? Yeah, but he said it quicker. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
I've been in love with her for years. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Princess Gladys! You keep that picture of her | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
shoved up your jumper. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Go on then, give us a butcher's. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
No, I'm too embarrassed. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Let's have a look at this hot babe of yours. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Oh, OK! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Woah! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Beautiful, isn't she? She's a looker. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
If only I was 90 years younger! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Shame you're rubbish at talking to girls. I'm not! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Oh, yeah? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Well, hello, Dom! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Oh! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Ooh! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
HE GIGGLES AND FLUSTERS | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
I'll win Princess Gladys's hand in marriage. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
You get her hand, we get the dandruff. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
These princesses are usually well rich. You can rescue her, | 0:02:44 | 0:02:49 | |
we can nick her jewels and treasure. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Where do we find this Princess Gladys? Oh, that's easy. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:56 | |
You know where she is? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
Yeah, one tiny princess in the whole of Bottom World? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
No, I'm about to get an e-mail telling me. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
What is an e-mail? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
E-mail for Prince Dom! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
It stands for elf-mail. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
Late as usual. Yeah, whatever. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
I get this delivered weekly, for princes looking for love. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
Gives the location of every princess in Bottom World. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:23 | |
It's all a bit too hi-tech | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
for an old wizard like me. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Let's have a look. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Princess Doris, | 0:03:30 | 0:03:31 | |
Princess Frank... | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
Ah, Princess Gladys. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Locked up in the evil | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Two-Towered Castle of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom?! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
The evil Two-Towered Castle of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom?! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
I've heard of these Dancing Dolphins of Doom. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
They are renowned for their vicious ferocity, devious cunning | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
and their love of a good barn dance. A barn dance? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
What, "Take your partner by the hand"? Exactly. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
I'm quite partial to one myself. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Many a lady has marvelled at my dosey doe. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
The Dancing Dolphins of Doom sound scary. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Why don't we pass? Besides, Dolphins don't even have | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
any pockets - hard to nick their wallets. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
We need Princess Gladys's dandruff for the potion! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
We're princes, we rescue princesses from castles. It's the rules. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:26 | |
I suppose. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Onwards, friends, to the evil Dolphin Castle...Two-Towered... | 0:04:28 | 0:04:33 | |
Can we just call it the Evil Castle? I mean, life's too short. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:39 | |
And so Princes Dick, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Dom and the other two trekked for many days and nights in their quest | 0:04:43 | 0:04:48 | |
for the evil Two-Towered Castle of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:54 | |
Just face it, you have no idea where we are, do you? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
We are sooooo lost. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
That is utter rubbish. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
We are definitely somewhere, here... | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
..on this map. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
This is the whole of Bottom World. Your point is? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Why don't we just ask someone for directions? No need. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
Besides, who are we going to ask? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Let's ask that fellow down there. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
He's nuts! Typical bloke, | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
never wants to ask anyone for directions! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Yeah, but he's barking. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:27 | |
HE BARKS You see? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
There's no-one else around! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Oh, OK, OK. Leave it to me, leave it to me. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
How many have you caught today? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
You're the fifth! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Very good, very good! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
I'm completely sane! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
HE YELPS | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
I'm just playing with you. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
So, why are you out here | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but rags? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
I like my own company. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
Not surprised, smelling like that! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
It's an expression of my individuality | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
and belief in personal freedom. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
I don't get many visitors, so I figure, why not go au naturel? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:11 | |
HE SNIFFS AND YELPS | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
Listen, listen, we're a bit lost. Well, I wouldn't say lost exactly. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:17 | |
Yeah, we're lost. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
We are after the evil | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Two-Towered Castle of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
The evil Two-Towered Castle of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:28 | |
You could go that way. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Carry on in that direction all the way down the valley, until you reach | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
the large oak tree. Large oak tree? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Turn right, left at the stream, | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
follow it all the way down to the Smelly Forest. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
Don't go through the Smelly Forest, it stinks! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
Go round the edge till you reach the bridge that crosses | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
the Ravine of Desolation, then up and down the hill, through the | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
next valley, then left, right, | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
then right, left, right, then left, right. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Then follow the track until you go | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
over the second bridge, then you get into a field, then you'll see | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
the evil Two-Towered Castle of Doom right in front of you. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:12 | |
Cheers, mate. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
Yeah, thanks for your help. No problem. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
So, our intrepid adventurers continued their long journey | 0:07:25 | 0:07:30 | |
to the evil Two-Towered Castle of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:37 | |
HE BARKS AND YELPS | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
What the...?! All right? We're back to where we started! | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
Have you just sent us in a massive circle? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Thought you'd like the scenic route. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
But we wanted to get to the castle! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
I know. Why have you sent us in the wrong direction? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
I didn't. You didn't? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
No, it's there. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
What a complete waste of time! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Not really - think of the exercise. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
You...! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Look, up there in the window at a tower! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Yoo-hoo! Over here, boys! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
Princess Gladys! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
Blimey, she's tiny! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
She's just really far away! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Oh, right! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
Say hi to the Princess for me! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
So, all we have to do is | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
get in the door, creep past the Dancing Dolphins | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
climb the tower, rescue the Princess, escape. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
That way, we get her dandruff for | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
the potion and I marry her. Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
Ugh, it's locked! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Lutin? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
Nah, they've got one of those new-fangled | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
triple-ratchet combination multi-lever latches. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
What does that mean? | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
It's locked. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
I could perform my legendary "Open Sesame" spell! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:30 | |
Last time you did that, you turned us into parrots. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
I found feathers in unusual places for months. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
We could try... | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
..the doorbell! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Like that'll work! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
DOORBELL CHIMES | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Ah! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
SQUAWKING | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
You must be one of the Dancing Dolphins of Doom. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Can we come to your evil castle, please? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
DOLPHIN SQUAWKS | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
I think that was a no! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
So how are we going to get in? | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Look at these walls. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
BUGLE BLARES | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
What was that? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Who are you, then? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
I am Sir Macho of Sixpackshire. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:31 | |
BUGLE BLARES | 0:10:31 | 0:10:32 | |
Heroic knight, renowned adventurer | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
and possessor of the shiniest, bounciest mane of man hair | 0:10:36 | 0:10:42 | |
in all of Bottom World! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Hi, I'm Lutin. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Love the jewellery! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Hello, m'lady! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Methinks you've stolen me heart. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Yes! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
And your ring! | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Just a second, what are you doing here? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Well, according to this latest elf-mail, | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
a certain Princess Gladys is locked up in the tower of this evil castle, | 0:11:04 | 0:11:10 | |
so I intend to rescue the little lady and make her my blushing bride. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:15 | |
Hang on! I'm here to rescue her and make her | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
my blushing bride! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
I don't think so. You see, rescuing princesses is a | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
man's job, and you look like a sissy weakling mummy's boy loser to me. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:29 | |
What did you just call me? A sissy weakling mummy's boy loser! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:35 | |
And your hair's awful. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Right, come on then! You want a piece of this little mummy's boy. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
You and me, right now, Sir Nachos! | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
All right, I can see you're a man of conviction, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
so I have a suggestion. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
All right, let's hear it. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
How about if we join forces to rescue the Princess, | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
and then we let her decide whether she wants to marry me...or you? | 0:11:56 | 0:12:02 | |
What do you think? I reckon go for it. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
We need the potion, the dandruff. Exactly. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Princess Gladys, she's going to choose me over | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
Poncey Pants over there. What do you think? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
What? Oh, yeah, absolutely. All right, then. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
You and me as a team, and then we'll let the Princess | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
choose her husband. Deal? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
Deal. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
First things first. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
How to get into the castle? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
The front door's a no go, we've tried that one. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
People, please. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
You're in the presence of an expert at rescuing princesses. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
Who? Me? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Me, you old coot! Sir Macho is the best | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
in the business. Already liberated 30 little ladies this year alone. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:53 | |
So, we can't get in through the front door. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
So, my train of thought is, | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
we're going to have to go in over the battlements. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:03 | |
HE BLOWS THE BUGLE | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
Those dolphins look like trouble. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
I've got a head for heights. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Is there any way we could tunnel under? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
Oh, please! Dolphins don't scare me! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
I am an accomplished climber. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
Follow me if you dare, pant-wetters! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Is he always this annoying? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
Ah, yes. I should be up here in no time whatso... | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
..ever. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
Anybody got a moist towelette? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
DOLPHINS LAUGH | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
Can't get through the door, can't climb the walls. How are we | 0:14:00 | 0:14:05 | |
going to get in? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
I could magic us a spell to transport us over the walls? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
No, not a spell. Anything but. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Transportium levitatum... | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
Mannitol, nooooo! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
Broccoli floaty monkey magicum! | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
Wooahh! | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
I never thought I'd say this, but your spell has worked! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
I know, it's brilliant! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
ALL: Woah! | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
I think I landed on my staff! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
Well, we're in the castle, there's | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
the Princess in that tower, and there's the entrance right over... | 0:14:53 | 0:14:58 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
What? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Those Dolphins of Doom look scary to me. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
The little blighters are | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
between us and the Princess's tower. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
We might have to take them on hand-to-fin. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Madness! They're renowned to be deadly | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
fighters, we would never win. We're outnumbered as well. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
There's got to be another way. Wait a sec. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
Aren't they the Dancing Dolphins of Doom, yeah? | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
And Mannitol, didn't you say they had | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
a love for a great barn dance? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
So the legend goes, yes. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
I think I've got a plan. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
Five, six, seven, eight. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
SHE STARTS PLAYING | 0:15:45 | 0:15:46 | |
Barn-dance music? Nice one! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
Rubbish dancers! | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
I think it's working! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Right, now's our chance! | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
How are we doing? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
I think...we're about... | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
..halfway. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
This is it! Must be her room. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Right, let's get this baby open! | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
It's locked. There's no key. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
Stand aside. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
I'll have it down in no time whatsoever! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
I'd be careful, that door looks... | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
CRUNCHING | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
..solid. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
Are you all right? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
I think I've just dislocated my... | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
I'm fine, I'm fine. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
Hey, I've got an idea. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
Where did our father always keep the spare key to the family castle? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
Under the doormat! | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Ding dong! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
That is one good-looking filly! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
Princess, I've waited my whole life for this moment. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
You're more beautiful in real life... | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
ALL: Woah! | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
Well, about time! | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
I'd given up on you lot! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
So, which one of you is my lucky future husband, then? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
Come on, boys, don't be shy. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
I've been locked in this tower for years. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
I'm desperate to get hitched. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
I'm not marrying her. She looks nothing like her portrait. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:21 | |
See, blatant false advertising! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
I'm not marrying her. I fought an ape's mother | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
more attractive than that. Listen to you! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
Looks aren't everything. Inner beauty counts. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:33 | |
It's keeping your breakfast down that counts. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
Friends, remember what's important. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
We need her dandruff for the potion. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
No-one really needs to marry her. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Good point. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
Princess, I'm sorry but there's | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
been a terrible mix-up and we can't marry you because, er... | 0:18:48 | 0:18:54 | |
Because we're... | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
..already married! Brilliant! | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
Exactly! You're already married? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
But we could do with dandruff from your hair for our potion. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
No. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
For a start, I don't have dandruff. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Oh, but Princess Gladys, we... | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
What did you just call me? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Princess Gladys. I'm not her. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
No? I'm Princess Gloria. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
Gladys is my sister, beautiful face, nasty dandruff. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:27 | |
No wonder she looks nothing like her portrait! | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
I am still here, you know! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
Where would we find Princess Gladys? | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
She's in the other tower. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Yoo-hoo! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Of course, it is the evil Two-Towered Castle! | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
Wrong tower! An easy mistake to make. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Gotta go, see ya! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Wait, what about my wedding?! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Come back here! Rrr! | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
Men! | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
They're all the bloomin' same... | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
no class whatsoever. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
HE BURPS | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
Blimey, they're still going. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
Good fun this, isn't it? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
CRASH! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Here I am, Gladys. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
Hi, there! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
So, which of you is my future husband? | 0:20:54 | 0:20:59 | |
Princess Gladys, may I present to you Sir Macho and Prince Dom. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:05 | |
Which of these fellows will you marry? Take your time. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
Hmm, tricky one. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Hello. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
OK, I've made my decision. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Prince Dom, | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
you're a really good-looking guy... | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
He is?! You heard the lady. And you'd make a wonderful husband. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:35 | |
Hey, crunchy nachos, looks like she's picked a winner. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Why, you little... | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
Actually I have, and the winner is... | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
Sir Macho! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
Get in! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
What?! Sorry, I just couldn't resist his luxuriant mane | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
of gorgeous, shiny man-hair. So dandruff-free! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:53 | |
I'm a big man. No, you're not - you're only four foot two! | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
Princess Gladys, I can accept your...decision... | 0:21:59 | 0:22:04 | |
on one condition. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Can we have some of your dandruff? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
Sure, I don't see why not. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
Oh, I don't think so, old boy! Oh, go on, give us some of your dandruff! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
Now look, I won this whole princess fair and square. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
I'm not leaving any of her behind, including any pieces of dandruff. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:22 | |
Gladys, baby, we're out of here, let's go. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
So long, losers! Quick, get after them! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
We'll soon have you out of here. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:39 | |
Oh, that is just great. Ouch! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
It's always the same, isn't it, Gladys? | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Oh, here we go again! Yeah, you get rescued | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
by the handsome prince and never me. It's the story of my life. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Well, there may be a reason for that, potato-face! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
Why, you spoilt little...! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
Madam, madam, Gladys and I here are just about | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
to leave, so if you'll excuse us... | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
And we were just leaving too. No-one's "just leaving" | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
until I get what I want. What, a replacement head?! | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
No. A husband. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Alas, madam, I'm already spoken for, I fear. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
But the little fella's available at the back there. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
Oh! | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Ah, no... | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
No. No, no, no, I don't want to marry him. Oh. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:34 | |
I want to marry...that one. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
Choo-choo! No, no, no. I'm too young and innocent to get married. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
I haven't even kissed a girl! Well, we'll soon do something about | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
that - come here, handsome! Help! I'm being Dick-napped! | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
Get off, he's my brother! Fellas, lend a fin! | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
Come here, you naughty little man. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Come on. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Look! Sir Macho and Gladys are getting away! | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
After them! | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Derek! Music, please! | 0:24:19 | 0:24:23 | |
JAUNTY TUNE PLAYS | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
They're getting away! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
The dandruff, Princess Gladys's dandruff, it's in her hair! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
Leave it to me! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
Well, we made it out in one piece, Gladys, baby, | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
and now there's only one thing remains for me to do - | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
for me to take you back to my castle and marry you ASA to the P | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
and then tonight we're going to... | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
Woah! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
Gladys, what happened? | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
When Sir Macho saw my jam- spattered head, he did a runner! | 0:25:35 | 0:25:41 | |
It's OK, here's your hair back. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
Thank you. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Here, let me. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Oh, thank you. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Oh, before I forget, | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
Dom, hold out your hands. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
COUGHING | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
For your potion, yeah? Thanks, I forgot about that. | 0:26:01 | 0:26:05 | |
Prince Dom... | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
if you'll still have me, and you don't mind me being a jam-head girl | 0:26:08 | 0:26:12 | |
with a serious dandruff problem, I'd love to marry you. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Oh, Gladys! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Hold it right there before I vom. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Hello, Dom, what about the quest? | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
I don't care about the quest, I'm in love. You lot carry on without me. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
Me and Gladys are going to buy a little castle | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
and have lots of little Doms, so if you'll excuse me... | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
What happened to Gladys?! | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Hello? What have we here? | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
Gladys, is that you? | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
Princess Gladys has had a frog transmogrification curse | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
placed on her. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:51 | |
Yes, as soon as she received a snog from a man that really | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
loved her, like you, Prince Dom, she's turned into a little frog. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:59 | |
Typical! You turn princesses into frogs. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
Shut up! ..Mannitol, can you reverse it? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
No, virtually impossible to reverse. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
Oh, Gladys! | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Oh, come back, Gladys! Come back! | 0:27:13 | 0:27:18 | |
With another ingredient successfully found and added to the potion, | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
the quest could continue for our plucky foursome. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:38 | |
Alas for Prince Dom, his dream of marrying a beautiful princess | 0:27:38 | 0:27:42 | |
was not to be. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:43 | |
Don't say that, Gladys. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
Of course we can make it work. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:46 | |
Or was it? | 0:27:46 | 0:27:49 | |
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