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Many years ago, a terrible plague | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
consumed the mighty Kingdom of Fyredor. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
The only hope of a cure rested with one young wizard, | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
sent out to scour the earth for precious ingredients. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:19 | |
After many years, he returned with an antidote. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
The King's sons, Princes Dick and Dom, were the first to be cured. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
And the last to be cured. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
They were banished from the kingdom, along with their trusty Mannitol | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
and light-fingered servant, Lutin. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
All never to return | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
until they had collected the ingredients to remake the antidote. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:49 | |
And so the legend of Dick and Dom had begun. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:54 | |
ANIMAL GROWLS, THEY SCREAM | 0:01:05 | 0:01:10 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
Pretty special, eh? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Yeah, yeah, it looks... it looks...bad. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
The barber even threw in this new comb. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Said I could have it as long as I...left...quietly. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
Do you know what he called this haircut? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
-A big mistake? -A fire hazard? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
No! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
The quiff of kings. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
No offence, Dom, but it looks like someone did a big mess in your head. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
OK, we should carry on our quest. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
-Mannitol. -I must eat something. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
The only thing I've swallowed today is my own spit | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
and even that was dry and tasteless. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
The doctor said if you want to lose weight for the summer, | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
stick to your crash diet. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
-One pea for breakfast, one pea for lunch and for dinner... -Another pea. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
Mannitol! Mannitol, no! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
It's for your own good. Three peas a day and that's it. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
-What's the next ingredient on the quest? -I'm too weak to read. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:22 | |
The next ingredient is... | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
A lock of hair from the golden wig of Barnet. Barnet's just up the road. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:32 | |
-Let's go! -I've heard about the golden wig, it is cursed... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
-Let's not go. -..with magical powers... | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
-Let's go. -..that bring great misery. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
Let's not go. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
We are on a fearless quest. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
If you're so scared of a wig, you should stay at home. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
We got to do everything we can to overcome this curse | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
and get that lock for the potion. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Nothing...nothing will stop us! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
All for one and one for all! | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
Look, it's all very good, this, "all for one" malarkey, | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
-but what's in it for me? -I suppose effort should equal reward, | 0:03:04 | 0:03:10 | |
but we do only need a LOCK of hair from the golden wig, | 0:03:10 | 0:03:16 | |
so how about, if you find it first, you can keep it? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
-It's golden. -OK. Deal. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
And no cheating like trying to knock us out so you can run on ahead. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
All right! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
THUD, DOG YELPS | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
And so the princes and their underpaid, underfed companions | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
went in search of the cursed golden wig. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
It wasn't long before they arrived at the village of Barnet. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
Ah! Hello. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
BOTH: Aaargh! Mum! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
I thought we were still popular with kids. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
You're not from round 'ere! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
He can tell by our noble appearance. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
I can tell by your... | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
ridiculous hair! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
THEY ROAR WITH LAUGHTER | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
I remember when we had as much hair as you. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
Before... | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
..the beast. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Once in Barnet, all had hair. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
Mine was long, went down to there. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
But when the moon is strong and bright, | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
something gives us all a fright. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
A beast that comes while we're in bed, | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
and eats the hair right off our head! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
Sorry to hear that, sounds terrible. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
-Have you got any food? -Have you seen the golden wig? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -In the days of my father, | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
we was tricked by an evil robber and the wig was nicked. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:04 | |
They came at night without a sound, | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
then fled to the castle on the mound. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Whoever caused this dreadful farce, | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
I'd like to kick them in the... | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
We'll do everything we can to help you. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
-I could, of course, magic a spell... -ALL: No! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
We'll go straight to the castle and try and find that wig. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
I'm also truly sorry that you're bald, but do you mind if I just...? | 0:05:27 | 0:05:32 | |
HE TAPS A RHYTHM | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
-No, don't do that! -What? -Do this. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
HE TAPS A LIGHT RHYTHM | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
-Finished? -No! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Finished. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
'And with that, our heroes headed towards the dark castle, | 0:05:49 | 0:05:55 | |
'completely ignoring the warnings of the baldies of Barnet.' | 0:05:55 | 0:06:00 | |
There it is. The dark castle - this way. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
THUNDER RUMBLES | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
If I find that wig before you lot, I'm gonna be so rich. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:13 | |
I'm gonna buy loads of honey. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
No, dwarves. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
No, dwarves covered in honey! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Don't go to the dark castle! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:26 | |
-It's dangerous! -What? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Don't go there! | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Nobody ever comes back! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
It must be great if no one comes back. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Don't talk to the Baroness! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
-She's cursed! -Is he talking to us? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
He's all over the shop. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
Don't stew your apples in March, they'll be tart! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
Don't feed a white rabbit Brussels sprouts, it turns green! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:51 | |
And don't play the bassoon in the bath! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:56 | |
It's wrong! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Something terrible has driven him beyond mad. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Maybe we shouldn't go to the castle. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Come on, we're not far off it now. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
-Besides, it's raining, my quiff will get wet. -But he said not to go. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
Are you gonna trust some bug-eyed freak or me? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
Don't answer that. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
THUNDER RUMBLES | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
Come on, let's just go. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
Don't put your elbows on the table! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:26 | |
-You never get any pudding! -Oh, shut up! | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
See, it doesn't look that scary. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
THUNDER RUMBLES | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
-Let's go. -But what if the wig's in there? | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
You're right. The quest. We can't be scared of every terrifying castle. | 0:07:54 | 0:08:00 | |
Right. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
-You knock. -Huh? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
What happened to all for one? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
You're the one that knocks and you do it for us all. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Brilliant! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
THUD! | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
DOOR UNLOCKS, KEYS RATTLE | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
All right? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
-Seems friendly enough. -Hm. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Greetings! We are princes Dick and Dom of the kingdom of Fyredor, | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
and these are our trusty companions. We seek shelter from the storm. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
Can you provide us with a warm bed and food for the night? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
OK, forget the food. Warm beds? No food? Cold beds? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:13 | |
-Oh! I think he's a musician. -No, it's an ear trumpet! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
-Wow! He must be a very skilled musician. -No, he's deaf! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
We need shelter... SHELTER!! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
The sharks are coming? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
-No! -BOTH: Shelter! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
Santa? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
I thought I'd told you, Grunter, no guests allowed. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
-What? -NO GUESTS ALLOWED! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
Certainly, but don't spin me round too fast. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Let me try. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
I have a really good way with Baronesses. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Bonjour! Ciao, my wonderful Baroness. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
I am a prince, and these are my companions. We need some shelter. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
Please? Pretty, pretty please? We love you? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:17 | |
In that case, why didn't you say? Do come in. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
Don't even think about it, you wheedling little man! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Let me explain, as your pimple of a brain does not understand. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:29 | |
No guests allowed! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:30 | |
Look, maybe we should just go. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
Except today. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
-Oh! -When I change my mind. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
-What?! -My name is Baroness Clapp. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
What is your mane? Name? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
I'm Prince Dick, and this is Prince Dom. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
We are heirs to the throne of Fyredor. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Surely HAIRS to the throne! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
-That's a delicious style you have. -Thank you, I think so. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
So full bodied, so strong. So... | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
-Daft? -Never make fun of a full head of hair! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
You would miss it if it were gone! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
I forget my manners. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Later, we have a feast. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
GRUNTER! THE BAGS! | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
What are you doing?! She's a lunatic! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
No one thinks your hair is normal. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Oh, I see, just cos the Baroness has good taste, you think she's mad. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:28 | |
-I think the idea of a feast sounds rather good. -Me too. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
Not you, fatty! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
Now, have you seen any golden wigs around? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:41 | |
Sweaty, dirty lollipops. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
No, what I'm saying is, HAVE YOU...? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
Oh, no. Forget it. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
When I'm rich, I'm gonna buy a doorman with ears. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
I heard that! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
THE BARONESS LAUGHS | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Ooh! You are so funny, Domikins. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
And your hair is so nice. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:05 | |
Let me go see if your next course is ready. Grunter! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
As soon as this storm passes, we get out of here. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
I know, I know. She's creepy, | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
she freaks you out and you can't understand why she likes my hair. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
No. I've just blocked the toilet. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
-Eurgh! -But yes, mainly she freaks me out. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
I wish everyone would just relax. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
It makes a change to mix with someone with manners. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
She's here to welcome us. She's not a horrible freak... | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
What? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
The weather, it's horrible and bleak. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
-Oh... A hair... -A hair? Where? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
Grunter, too much salt in the soup. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Oh, yes. It does look somewhat like a ferret. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:52 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
-Are you not eating, Baroness? -No, I ate already. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
-So what brings you to the castle on such a night? -Food. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
We're looking for a golden wig, you seen one? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
A golden wig? I never heard of such a thing. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
Really? It's just, we were just in a village, | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
and they said that someone had stolen their golden wig | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
and that the robber had headed off in this direction. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
Hilarious! A robber stealing a wig from Barnet. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
I never said that it was from Barnet. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
-SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY -I go freshen up now. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
-I'd give it ten minutes if I were you. -Your friend is so charming. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
-Did you just see that?! -Shush! | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Stop stressing the Baroness out. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
No more mention of the golden wig until morning. OK? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
It's not here. She wouldn't lie to us. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Can we steer the conversation | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
-to something a little more light-hearted? -Like your hair? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Your barber! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
No, not necessarily my hair. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
SHE CACKLES | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
And will you two stop doing that? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Excuse me! Do you have anything to say to excuse | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
your disgusting behaviour? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
Is there any pudding? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:16 | |
I've never been so embarrassed. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
What about that time you got entered into that pig show? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Or the time your pants filled up with hot chocolate? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Uh-uh-uh! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
Can we all please shush? I'm trying to get some sleep. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
Fine by me. So long as you dropped that stupid idea | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
of the baroness having the golden wig. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
Yes OK, you're right, I'm wrong, she's lovely. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
She's got great taste and absolutely no wigs. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
Night! | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
The moon is almost full, the guests are sleeping. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
You know what that means? Leave this place now, lock the door behind you, | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
take the key to the village and stay there until morning. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
No, no, I have already eaten. Thank you kindly. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Lock the door behind you! | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
And do a little tinkle? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Oh! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
Every day, this torture! | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
I heard that! | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
THEY SNORE | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
Come here, little wiggy. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
Oh, I wonder if people will bow to me when I'm rich. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
Maybe they'll just walk around on their knees. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
Might be a bit weird... | 0:16:17 | 0:16:18 | |
Ah, who cares? I'll be rich! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
Now, let's see if there's a secret room. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
Castles always have secret rooms. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
Just got to find one of those knobbly metal rings in the wall and pull. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:35 | |
Oh... Pah! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
What's in here? Oh! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
Come to Daddy! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
Num num num num. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:51 | |
Now, I'm sure one little morsel won't hurt. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Ooh! A grape. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Mmm! | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
Ho-ho! A bun. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Mm! | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
Ooh, scone! | 0:17:07 | 0:17:08 | |
Cookie! | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
Grape! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
Mmm! Mmm! Yum. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Ah...ah... | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Eurgh. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
Ooh! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
Aaagh! It was Dom's fault! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
-Dom! Lutin and Mannitol, they've gone! -I didn't break it! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
Oh no. You know what this means? | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
They've gone for a really big number two? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
No, scheming Lutin is looking for the golden wig. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
I told her it's not here. Why won't anyone believe me? | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
She must have taken Mannitol as well. Come on, let's go. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
Remember, don't touch anything. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
What about the floor? Can I touch the floor? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
I mean, I'm touching it now. Ooh! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Aah! Ee! Aah! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
Aah! | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
CRASHING AND YELLING | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
CAT MIAOWS | 0:18:25 | 0:18:26 | |
GLASS SMASHES Ow... | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
GRUNTING AND HEAVY BREATHING | 0:18:29 | 0:18:33 | |
Aah! Ooh! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Take what's left of my hair but please, don't take the pate! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:43 | |
Aaargh! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
What if it's this one? This one? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
Or maybe this one? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
Oh, I'm going to laugh about this when I'm rich. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:55 | |
Maybe... | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
Look, a moose's head. Can I punch it? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
No. I said don't touch anything. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
We've just got to find Lutin and Mannitol, that's all. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
I can't see them anywhere. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
But I do see a rather ravishing prince. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Hey, maybe the baroness would like it if I had a taller style. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:29 | |
Hee! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
-Ooh! -What do you think, Dick? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Dick? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
Dick? | 0:19:37 | 0:19:38 | |
GRUNTING | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
Aaargh! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
WOLF HOWLS | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Typical! Just like I thought. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
I knew it would be the very last one. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Nothing. But I've tried every one! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
Oh... | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Dick? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Dick? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
Where are you? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
Ah! Baroness, I was just looking for Dick. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
-I'm sorry? -Dick, he just disappeared when we were downstairs. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:48 | |
-Sleepwalking. -Both of you together? You don't look asleep. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Aah! Oh, where am I? Weird. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
OK, look, I'll tell you the truth. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
The others thought you had the golden wig. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
They also thought there was something scary about you. And that you smell. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:07 | |
But...the last one doesn't matter. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
What I mean is, | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
they were stupid. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Though I told them you were friendly, they insisted | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
on searching the castle. I mean, any baroness who appreciates | 0:21:16 | 0:21:22 | |
a mighty fine head of hair like this, can't be weird. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
STRANGE BABBLING | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
Baroness? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Baroness? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Oh! Sorry, have I caught you without your make up? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
What have you done? I know you like the hair but you've just | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
ruined the quiff of kings. It's going to take me ages to sort this out now. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
SHE YELPS | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Back! Back! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Rarr! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:03 | |
Ooh! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
Ooh-ooh... | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Now blow your nose? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
All right. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
SHE BLOWS HER NOSE | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Yes! Finally. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
Priceless. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
Oh. Worthless! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
This isn't gold, it's just blonde and you haven't even had your roots done. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:35 | |
Oh! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
ETHEREAL VOICES WHISPER | 0:22:36 | 0:22:40 | |
Strangely...still feel like putting it on. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
Strange forces... | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
Aah! | 0:23:10 | 0:23:11 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
It's you. You look ridiculous. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
There's a monster at large. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
-He's eaten my hair. -No, she. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
It's the baroness. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
I'm sorry I was wrong about everything. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Oh, apart from a camel does have three eyelids. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
But she's not just a freak, you know. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
She's...a werewolf. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
No, no, no, no, she's a hairwolf. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:44 | |
I should have known this all along. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
That must have been the legendary golden wig of Wogan. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
The curse of the hairwolf is passed on to anyone that wears it. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:55 | |
Whenever there's a full moon, they suffer a terrible hungry fate, | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
forced to hunt down any head of hair | 0:23:59 | 0:24:03 | |
until such day as someone else puts on the wig | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
and the curse is passed to them. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
Chicken drumstick? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
Look, we've got to be quick. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:16 | |
Lutin could be in danger. Will you stop wriggling? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
I'm not. Although I did have jellied eels earlier... | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Princes? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
It's her. It's the hairwolf! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
Stay back, Baroness Clapp. You're not going to get another hair out of me. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:30 | |
-I know what happens to you when there's a full moon. -Not any more. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
I have been terrible person, I am so sorry for what I've done. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:38 | |
I turn many good person bald. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
But now, at last, the curse has been lifted! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:24:40 | 0:24:45 | |
Ah, Lutin. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
-The wig... -You found it. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
I guess I owe you an apology. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
Don't make me beg. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
If the baroness isn't the hairwolf, | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
then somebody must have put the wig on. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
SHE GRUNTS | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Haven't seen her that angry since I sat on her hamster! | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
SHE GROWLS | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
Aargh! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
SCREAMING | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Ooh! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
No! You'll never get my last strands! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
SHE GROWLS | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
To me! | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
And so, as the golden wig burned, its ancient curse was lifted. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:21 | |
Hairstyles returned to our fearless adventurers | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
and to all the villagers of Barnet. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
Well, at least we have a full head of hair back. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Thank you, thank you, all of you, for saving me. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:59 | |
I'll miss you all. I feel so embarrassed about what happened. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
But the curse wasn't your fault. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
No I mean, for liking Dom's hairstyle. What was I thinking? | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
I like your new one though, Dom. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
Really? | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
No. And Grunter, you've your hair back too. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:15 | |
Chicken pie, Madam? | 0:27:16 | 0:27:18 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:27:18 | 0:27:19 | |
Sorry you're not rich with gold, Lutin. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Maybe you found having loyal friends makes you the richest in the world? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:28 | |
-Money isn't important. -Yeah, I want double pay. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
On his three pea diet, Mannitol has put on five kilo bags of weight. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:36 | |
It's a record! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
Baroness, you might want to stock up. | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
I did get a little bit peckish... | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
Don't have a cheesy ending, no one will believe it! | 0:27:44 | 0:27:48 | |
It's the loony man! | 0:27:48 | 0:27:49 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
So, that was it. Another ingredient added, a step closer to home. | 0:27:55 | 0:28:00 | |
And the curse, it was gone forever. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
Or was it? | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
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