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Many years ago, a terrible plague consumed | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
the mighty kingdom of Fyredor. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
The only hope of a cure rested with one young wizard, | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
sent out to scour the Earth for precious ingredients. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:19 | |
After many years, he returned with an antidote. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
The king's sons, princes Dick and Dom, were the first to be cured. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:31 | |
And the last to be cured. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
They were banished from the kingdom, | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
along with their trusty mage Mannitol, | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
and light-fingered servant Lutin, all never to return | 0:00:38 | 0:00:43 | |
until they'd collected the ingredients to re-make the antidote. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:49 | |
And so, the Legend of Dick and Dom had begun. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:54 | |
At the next tree, bear left. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
To continue their epic journey, our heroes were forced to turn | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
to new technology - GPS... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
At the first available opportunity, turn around. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Gnome Positioning System. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
The next ingredient for the potion was hairy bat saliva. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
At the next tree, take the third exit. Ahhh. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
Ahhh! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
You have now reached your destination. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:23 | |
-This thing is rubbish. -You're rubbish! -Right! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
Stop it! We're tired, cold, hungry.... | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
We haven't seen a sign for Morecambedor in days. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
-Apart from that one. -Apart from that one. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
Told you. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
I'm sick of this gnome. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
-We don't need his help. -Well, he got us here. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
We would have found this place anyway, no bother. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
-Look, I think the right way is that way. -It's not. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
Anyone who agrees with me, follow me now. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Well, don't come running to me when you get lost! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Just leave him. He'll be back. Shall we carry on? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
-I'm just going to hang here for a while. -What? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:12 | |
No, I'm happy. I'll catch you later. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
But we've got to find the hairy bat saliva. We need you. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
You know hairy bats are two a penny in Morecambedor. You go ahead. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:23 | |
But what if we need you to magic something up? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
Stay in the hole, stay in the boggy hole. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
He's scared of seeing his grandma. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
You know what? There's definitely something wrong with that gnome. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:36 | |
I hope you kept the receipt. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
I heard him talking in his sleep. Like a whiney little... | 0:02:38 | 0:02:43 | |
..baby. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:45 | |
Your grandma lives here? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Yeah. She's got comfy beds, | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
warm clothes and she does an amazing apple crumble. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
I don't know where exactly. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
At the next tree, bear left. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
You don't know what she's like. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
-She looks all right to me. -Oh, you don't know her. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
She's unbearable. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
But you can't not visit. It's your nan! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
What kind of a grandson are you? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
I haven't written a thank you letter for the last three Christmases. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
That's different. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
How can you live with yourself? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
I know. I know. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:31 | |
I'm so ashamed! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
I've found someone who sells it. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Your nearest hairy bat saliva seller is within 500 feet. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
-All right, you found him. -Thank you. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
So all we need to do is to get some dry clothes and food | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
from Nan just over there. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Wait! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
# If you're beardy and you wish to sit in a garden | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
# And pretend to fish. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
# Come join us all Doing the gnomey walk. Oy! # | 0:03:58 | 0:04:03 | |
Oh, bless! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
-I think we got away with it. -My talents are wasted on you lot. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:14 | |
Are you sure you can sell us hairy bat saliva? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
-I'm sure. -HAIRY bat saliva? -Ah, yes! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
It can't be any other kind. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
-Listen, I've been in this business for 25 years... -What business? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Er...the spittle business. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
OK. If you know so much about it, | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
how do you collect hairy bat saliva? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
-You... well... -Yeah... | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
-Well... -Yes... -They slaver. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
- What? - Yes... | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
When a hairy bat falls asleep, it tends to slaver | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
and I creep about with a little teaspoon and collect it. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
80 gold pieces. If you ask for a discount you get a dead arm. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
-Where is it? -Just down there. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
-Where? -In a big warehouse, full of it, just down there. -No, there isn't. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
Are you calling me a liar? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Recalculating... Your destination is straight ahead. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Right, come on. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
It's just down there, a bit further on. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
That way. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
(I don't know about him.) | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
He seems like an honest enough troll to me. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
-I'm sure everything is above... -Ah! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Now, that was not helpful. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:35 | |
OK, it's not looking great right now, but we still don't know | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
if he's a bad troll. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
He might be coming to rescue us. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
OK, so he is a bad troll. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
But it could still be worse. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
FLIES BUZZ | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Could still be worse, though. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
BIRD CAWS | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
-Yeah, but... -Leave it! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
DISTANT SINGING | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Oh, no. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
It's my Nan! Shh, hide. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:15 | |
# Do join us all doing the... # | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
What's it doing? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
It wants to sing along. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Oh, crikey. Don't let it! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Hold it in. Be strong! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
# Come join us all | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
# Doing the gnomey walk. Oy! # | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
No! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Manny? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
How nice to finally meet Manny's friends. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
You see, he's never had many friends. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
He was such a sickly child. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Does he finish his vegetables? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Er... yes. I think so. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Oh, good. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
Because he has had terrible trouble with ... | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Manny! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Have you forgotten? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Each biscuit needs its cosy. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
Every biscuit has to have its own little cosy. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:09 | |
There. That's better. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Now, come and sit by your favourite granny. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Oh...Nan! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Oh, stop showing off in front of your friends. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
Now, where are those paintings? | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Oh, no, please! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Oh, this was when he was a lickle baby. Isn't he gorgeous? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
He has a real problem with sucking his thumb, though. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
- Isn't that right? - It was 50 years ago, Nan. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
Don't be silly! He pretends he doesn't do it any more. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
But I've seen him. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
You see, Manny thinks he's all big and grown up, | 0:07:48 | 0:07:53 | |
but I know the real Manny. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
OWL HOOTS | 0:07:57 | 0:08:04 | |
And did you know he wet the bed until he was 26?! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:04 | |
Nan!! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:05 | |
COCKEREL CROWS | 0:08:05 | 0:08:11 | |
And he always had to have a light on in his room when he went to bed. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:11 | |
Because Manny's very scared of the dark. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
And there are only certain songs that send him to sleep. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
Do you still have to sing lullabyes to him? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Hey? Oh... | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
-Sometimes. -Oh, good. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Now, that was that picture. Now, let's go on to the next one... | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
-Aagh! -Oh, dear! Oh! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Thanks, Gnomey. If it wasn't for you, we'd never have got away. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Yeah, well, you lot weren't gonna do anything, were you? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
We have got to get out of here. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
You can't. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-What? -She's locked all the doors. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Every 15 minutes she patrols the house. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
The only time she's distracted is when she's drinking tea. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
# Rock-a-bye Manny On the tree top... | 0:08:56 | 0:09:03 | |
# When the... # | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
-See? -There's got to be a way out of here. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Nope. You're here for good. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
I know a way. But it's gonna be tricky. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:15 | |
When we first arrived I did a full scout of the entire compound. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:20 | |
Take a look at this scale model I made using twigs and leaves. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Now, this shows all the blind spots, trip wires and booby traps. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:28 | |
At first sight it does look foolproof. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
But there is a way through it. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
You see, your nan's sly, but then so am I. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
-Thanks. -Don't mention it. Shhhhh! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Nighty-night. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
Hang on! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
No! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
-Let us out of here! -We want to go home!! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:22 | |
So you don't want to know where you can get hairy bat saliva then? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:28 | |
Ah. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
-Ah, excuse me? -Oh, you're not here to see the hairy bats, are you? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:38 | |
I am, actually. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Ha-ha! You heard this? He's come here to see the hairy bats! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
-I'm glad you find it so amusing. -You won't find any around here. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
-Oh, no. They've gone. Left about 15 minutes ago. -Where? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
-He don't know much! -Migrating, son. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
They go across the fiery lakes of Shandow... | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
-Through the vast barren plains of Bungcilit. -Round the Cape of Apes. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
-And finally rest in the icy-cold mountains of Giblet. -What? | 0:11:01 | 0:11:06 | |
-Some people, you can't tell 'em, can ya? -I know. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Bear left. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:12 | |
Continue straight ahead. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Take the first available exit on your right. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
LOW GROWLING | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Women are better at these things. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Stand aside, brave warrior. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
We mean you no harm. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
But we've been travelling for many a mile | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
and our quest lies within this forest. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
We are not violent, but if you resist we cannot | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
be responsible for our actions. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
-Yeah, go in if you like. -What? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
You're not gonna put up a fight? | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Why? I'm just waiting for me mate. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Oh, right. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
-Morning. -Hello. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
-Morning. -Oh! Morning. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
Do you have any hairy bat saliva? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
-Absolutely. -Oh! | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
-Can we have some? -Yeah, certainly, sir. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Although, er... You do know about our sale? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
-No. -Three bags of hair balls for the price of two. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
-Er, no, we don't want any of those, thank you. -No. No, of course not. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
I'll do you four. But keep it under your hats. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
-We're not interested. -All right, all right. I understand. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
You drive a hard bargain. Five, but that's it! | 0:12:39 | 0:12:41 | |
Look! We're not interested in your stupid hair balls! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:46 | |
-It's a good deal. -Shh! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
Look, my nan said we could get hairy bat saliva here. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
Oh, are you little Manny? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Yes. Why? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Your nan asked me to give you this. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Thanks. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
-Now do you have any or not? -What? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
ALL: Hairy bat saliva! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
-What? HAIRY bat saliva? -Yes. -No. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
Well, then why did you say you did? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
I thought I could sell you these hair balls. I can't shift 'em, lads. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
Useless. Let's go. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
Oh, I could order it in for you. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
-Oh, well, how long? -Not long. -How long? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
I think I could safely guarantee | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
to have it here within... | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
six...to...eight... | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
ALL: Yes? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
..years. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
All right, listen, six bags for the price of two. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
Am I crazy or what? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
I can't understand it, Manny, they had loads of it last time. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
Did he give you the sugar? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
Yes. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Here you are. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
There is another place I know of. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
A magic orchard in a hidden forest. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
Legend tells of a vast lake of hairy bat saliva surrounded by apple trees. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:04 | |
Many men have ventured there but few have returned. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
And where is this hidden forest? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
It's through the woods and to the left. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
Hmmm. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
-Well, looks just like water to me. -Mmm, me too. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
-Are you little Manny? -Yes, why? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
Your nan asked me to give you this. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
-Thank you. -Well, go on, taste it. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
-Excuse me? -It's the only way we're gonna find out! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Oh, yeah... | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
HE GARGLES | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
-Well? -Don't know. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
What does hairy bat saliva taste like? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
Nope. Just looks like water to me. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
But you said... | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
-I said -LEGEND -tells of a lake of saliva. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
You know what legends are like, total rubbish! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Did you pick up those apples? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Erm, yes, here you go. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
There is another place I know of. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
No way. Forget it. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
No, but this time I'm certain. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
There is a farm not far from here with loads of geese. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
And one of them has a small vial round its neck, | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
and I'm sure I heard it contains hairy bat saliva. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:38 | |
Honest! | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
Listen, you'll kick yourself if you never look. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
-Over there! -Where? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:45 | |
-Near the tree! -No, they're over here. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:49 | |
-No, look, over there. -Hang on a minute! -What? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:55 | |
These geese are wild, right? | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
-I think so. -And what are we doing? | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
-Er, chasing 'em? -So we're on a wild goose... | 0:16:00 | 0:16:06 | |
Chase. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
Oh, no. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
- Excuse me. - Yes? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Are you little Manny? | 0:16:12 | 0:16:13 | |
- Yes. - Ar! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
I bet you've got something for me. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
Cinnamon sticks. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
I think I know what's going on here. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
You're getting us to do all your shopping! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
- No, I'm not. - Then why are we collecting ingredients for an apple crumble? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
Well, I just thought as you were out, you might as well pick up a few bits. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
You lied to us. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
That's a bit harsh. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
-You don't know where the hairy bat saliva is! -I do, actually. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:45 | |
Hairy bat saliva! | 0:16:45 | 0:16:46 | |
Why didn't you tell us? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
Because I'm lonely. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
It was so nice having people in the house again. People to talk to. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:57 | |
Oh, why can't you stay, Manny? | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
Because, Nan, I'm 58 years old. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
I've got my own life, traipsing round the world with these...losers. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:10 | |
You have to find some company somewhere else. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Are there any old people's clubs you can join? | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
You could get a pet...? | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
That's not a bad idea. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
Yeah. Er, see ya later! | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Just stay for one more night. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
I promise. First thing in the morning you can leave. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
I won't do anything to stop you. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
So, our heroes agreed to stay for just one more night. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
Nan fed them her legendary apple crumble. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
Is she really gonna let us leave? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Next morning, before breakfast, | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
and without a word, they took their chance and left. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
Mmmmm. Mmmm! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Crumble. Crumble. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
Mmmm! Mmmm! | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
I knew you didn't really want to leave. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
Our heroes were trapped, forced to live with Nan for ever, | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
as crumble-dependant zombie slaves bound to a life of knockout whist, | 0:19:11 | 0:19:16 | |
all-day trips to the local shops... | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
And perhaps worst of all, | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
the sing-songs. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
# Baa-baa, black sheep Have you any wool | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
# Yes, sir, yes, sir Three bags full. # | 0:19:33 | 0:19:40 | |
Surely now their quest would never be finished, | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
and the poor people of Fyredor were doomed. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
Are you gonna finish these dishes? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
IN HIGH VOICE: Yes, Nan. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
Anything, Nan. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
My mum's mum's crumble... | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
When you finish here, I want this whole place weeding. All right? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:06 | |
Yes, Nan. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
Very good. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
Psst!!! You two. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
It's me. The gnome. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
You know. GPS? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
You've got to get out of here. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
You're on a quest, remember? To save the people of Fyredor. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
-Crumble! -Forget about the crumble. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
You need that, remember? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Crumble? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
Oh, no! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
# If you're warty, if you're grey | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
# If you're scabby, skin like clay | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
# Come join us all... # | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
That's it. I've nowhere left to turn. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
Left...turn. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Hang on! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
At the door, bear right. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Continue straight ahead. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
No, no, no. Oh, no. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Jump over and run like crazy. That's it. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
BELL TINKLES | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
It's like that, is it? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
Well, no-one gets away from Nan that easily! | 0:21:13 | 0:21:17 | |
Stand up, stand up. Forwards. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
No, up, up, up. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
At the lake, go straight ahead. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
In the lake. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
It'll wake you up. Come on! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
-Agh! -Aghh! Get off! | 0:21:38 | 0:21:43 | |
Ow! What was that for? | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
I'm sorry, but you left me no other choice. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
I remember sitting down for tea - then it all went blank. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:55 | |
I did try to warn you. Once she's got you, that's it. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:59 | |
-That crumble weren't half nice, though. -It's deadly. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
You can't think of it as crumble. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
You have to think of it as a weapon of war! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
And that weapon is reloaded and ready to fire! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
Quick. Run! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
You will never escape the power of the crumble! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
MANIACAL LAUGHTER | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
-Run! -It's gaining on us! | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
-Crumble! -Fight it, Dom, fight it! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
But it's so lovely! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
No, you must be strong! | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
-Oh, those apples! -Oh, the crumbly top! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
Oh, the soggy middle! | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
The...the mission! The quest! The crumble cannot win! | 0:22:45 | 0:22:49 | |
Everyone's depending on you. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
But I can't stand it, it's too much. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
The pudding's not the answer! | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Oh, lovely crumble! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
STOMACH GROANS | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
Oh, actually, it doesn't half play havoc with your... | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
HE FARTS | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Oh, you're right. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
-FARTING -Oh, excuse me. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Hang on a minute. What are we doing here? Come on! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
-Run! -Leg it! | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
-No! -She's gaining on us! | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Wait! I've got it! | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
He's still not here. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
All right? I knew you'd be back. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
Right, then. Six bags for the price of ten, and that is it! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
No, forget the hair balls. We need hot steaming tea and lots of it! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
All right, I'll pop the kettle on. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
-Will it work? -It has to. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
-It's our only hope. -Giving up, are we? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
I knew you were weak. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
No-one can resist the power of the apple! | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
Oh! | 0:23:58 | 0:23:59 | |
A nice cup of tea. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
-Yes!!! -Right, we've got to go, Nan. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
Sorry. I promise I'll write you a thank you letter this Christmas. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:07 | |
-Come on! -Let's get out of here before she drinks all the tea! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:11 | |
-Dick?! -Ha-ha-ha... | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
Hats...and fire...and bathroom fixtures. And hairy bu-bu-bu... | 0:24:35 | 0:24:40 | |
-Hairy b... -Bats? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
B... Bu... | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Brilliant! | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
Now all we have to... | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
-Ooh! -GLASS SMASHES | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Oh, great. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Do you know what? Perhaps I should hold on to things from now on. Mmm? | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
Well, well, well. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
What have we got here then? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
Oh, yes, yes. Look, just nick all our stuff and let us go, will you? | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
Now why would I want to do that? | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
-Because we're in a bit of a rush? -Oh, no, no no. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
This is the fun bit. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
I'm going to savour it. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
It's the only bit of this job I really enjoy. Right... | 0:25:32 | 0:25:36 | |
What have we got here then? Hmm? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:42 | |
String. Candle. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
Don't know what that is. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
-Nail vanish? -Just get on with it. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
Going somewhere, are we? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
What have you got here then? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
Smells like a crumble. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Oh, no, don't eat that, whatever you do, please don't eat that! | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
Oh, all right. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
Must have...more crumble. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:34 | |
Crumble. Must have more crumble! | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
More crumble. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
More...crumble. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
There you go. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
There. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:02 | |
And when you've done that, you can do all the surfaces | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
and then I need you to go into town for a few bits. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:09 | |
Yes, Nan. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
Well, we got rid of your Nan, Manny. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
But what about the quest, you know? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
What about the hairy bat saliva! | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
You don't really think I'd have left that place without pinch... | 0:27:25 | 0:27:29 | |
I mean, gathering what we needed, did you? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
Ah! | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
And so the next vital ingredient, hairy bat saliva, was added | 0:27:38 | 0:27:43 | |
to the potion, and Princes Dick and Dom | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
were another step closer to home. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
Any more of that crumble? | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
Get out of it! | 0:27:55 | 0:27:56 | |
Beat him up, beat him up! | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
Oh, Manny! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:02 | |
It's not funny. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Me legs hurt! | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
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