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-Many, many, -MANY -years ago, | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
a terrible plague was brought upon the citizens of Fyredor | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
by the wicked Beastmaster. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
This dark disease had almost turned the whole kingdom into beasts! | 0:00:11 | 0:00:16 | |
Fortunately, an antidote had been made by the king's only two sons, | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
Princes Dick and Dom, | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
their trusty mage Mannitol, and light-fingered servant Lutin. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
Unfortunately, they were still many miles away, | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
with the Beastmaster determined to stop them from getting home. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
With time running out, our heroes must get back to Fyredor | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
with the antidote before it's too late! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
The Legend Of Dick And Dom continues! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
After many long months travelling home, | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
our heroes awoke on the final day of their journey. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
Princes! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Now, if we leave soon, we can be home in Fyredor before sun down. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
Yes, home! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
Great, I can't wait to go home. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Yes, it's a place filled with loved ones. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
No, no, no! I left a jam doughnut under my bed. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
The important thing is that we get the antidote back | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
before the Beastmaster catches up with us. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
There is nothing more important than that antidote. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Oh! The antidote! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
What? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Oh! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
I thought my aftershave smelt a bit funny. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
-Probably that wombat's bumwart we put in there. -What?! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Grub! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
Great! Breakfast! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
No, I mean I've found this grub. But, yeah, your egg's ready. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
Lutin, Princes... To the journey home! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
We're nearly there. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Heavens. I wonder what we'll find? How ravaged Fyredor's become. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Maybe they've forgotten all about us. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
I'm sure it'll be a very low-key reception. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
Is that...bunting? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
We've done it! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
We've got the antidote! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
CHEERING, NEIGHING, BAAING | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
So it seemed that all their efforts, the battles, | 0:02:39 | 0:02:44 | |
the hardships, the sleepless nights | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
spent next to Prince Dick's cheesy feet, | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
had been worth it after all. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Our team returned to a hero's welcome | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
as the citizens of Fyredor queued for miles to be given the antidote - | 0:02:54 | 0:03:00 | |
their tiny drop of freedom. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
The party continued long into the night until all were cured. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
Citizens! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Citizens of Fyredor! So many of you thought this day would never come. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:36 | |
People said my two sons, these two princes, couldn't do it! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:41 | |
People said they were too cowardly, too pathetic! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Oh yeah? What is it? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
-Oh, thank you. Yes, admittedly, -I -said that. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
But we were all guilty of doubting them. We called them names. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:54 | |
Prince Dom, the Dumb! | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Prince Dick, the Thick! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Prince Dom, the Baby Bed-wetter! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
Prince Dick, the Widdly Nick. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Oh yes, darling. Thank you, darling. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Prince Dom, the spotty faced idiot freak, halfwit, | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
lop-sided pin-head! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
All right, Dad! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
They have proved us all wrong. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Against the odds, these noble princes have succeeded. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:25 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
To Prince Dick, Prince Dom, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
and their loyal companions, Lutin... | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
-CREAK! -..and Mannitol, | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
the saviours of Fyredor! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Henceforth, this day will be known as "Dick and Dom Day". | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
Every citizen shall be re-named Dick or Dom. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
I myself will change into a woman and call myself Lutin. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
I've always wanted to be a woman, you know. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
What do you recommend, a lovely silk dress, pink polka dots? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:58 | |
HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Oh, that antidote's doing me the world of good. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Wow! What an amazing day! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Although it happened really quickly, it's almost too good to be true. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
Yeah. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
Yes, I also wonder whether I... . | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Mannitol? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
Dick? Did you just see that? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
Dick? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Lutin! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Wake up! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
Please wake up! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:25 | |
What's happening?! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
We're still in the campsite. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
It would appear we've been in an enchanted sleep. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Someone must have drugged our eggs. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
That's not possible. The eggs were fresh from the chickens over there. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:40 | |
Clockwork! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
The Beastmaster! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Oh! The antidote! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
It's gone! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
We must get to Fyredor as quickly as possible. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
According to my moon dial, we may have been asleep for three days! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
To be fair, that's just a normal lie-in for me. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Look! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
The city gates. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Where is everyone? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
DONKEY BRAYS | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
You're too late! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
-Wait. Come back! -We need to check on Mum and Dad. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
Thank goodness. Daddy! | 0:06:29 | 0:06:33 | |
I sincerely hope not. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
If you're looking for Mummy and Daddy, | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
I'm afraid they're feeling a bit "ruff". | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Or perhaps it is this that you are looking for? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:52 | |
Why, I ought to... | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Ah-ah-ah! Unless you want your precious potion to go bye-byes? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
You are too late to be heroes. The plague has taken hold, | 0:07:04 | 0:07:09 | |
all of Fyredor are now beasts, and I am their king! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:15 | |
Don't listen to him, Dad. Mum, we're going to get help. Right? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:20 | |
Slebbadebba! Din-dins! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
Meet Slobbadobba. One of my finest creations. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
One part man, 38 parts walrus, one part satsuma. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
He's able to eat anything in existence. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
Except olives. Give him an little tum-tum. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
No, Slobbadobba! Not the flagstones. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
Slebbadebba! Breakfast! | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Prune regularly and keep well-watered | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
during the growing season. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
And this is Botanicus. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
I was crossing an amateur gardener with a goat | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
when a herbaceous shrub got in the way. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Still, he's rather grown on me. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
-Put it in a round pot and use a good loamy soil. -No! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
So, as you see, escape is impossible. Bring them to the operations room! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:20 | |
Time to show you the real reason for all of this. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
Now time for a little geography lesson. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
Please, no! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
Will there be a test? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
You see, the unique thing about Fyredor is its mountain location | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
situated directly above the Adelphi underground spring. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
The Adelphi spring is the main source of water for Bottom World! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:43 | |
Top of the class. Of course, once I have drilled down into it, | 0:08:43 | 0:08:48 | |
and mixed in my own special ingredient from my own special vial, | 0:08:48 | 0:08:53 | |
Bottom World's water will not be so pure. Get it? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
-You monster! -You beast! -I thank you very much. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
Every man, woman, child will be infected. All shall be beasts! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:07 | |
All hail the Beastmaster! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Slebbadebba supper! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
No, Slobba! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
I must say, you have proved worthy adversaries. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
Escaping from my lair, evading capture, | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
and keeping your hair so well-conditioned. I am impressed. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
You may prove useful. Help me keep my new kingdom in order. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:36 | |
I shall offer you all a choice. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Face a lifetime as beasts or join me as beastmasters. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:45 | |
-Never. -I would rather die. -Sorry, BM. Not going to happen. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:50 | |
Lutin, what are you doing? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Think about it, guys. Best offer on the table. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:01 | |
Excellent! You have chosen well, Private Lutin. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:06 | |
Let's put your loyalty to the test, shall we? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:11 | |
This is what is known as anti-serum. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
I imagine that you have all drunk that little potion of yours, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
which means you are immune to my plague. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
This potion removes that protection. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
Make them drink it. Now! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
-Lutin, no. -Think about what you're doing. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
We will get the plague if we drink that. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
No hard feelings. Take it on the chin, yeah? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
Transfer to a damp, sheltered location. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
BLEATING | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
-This is where he's keeping everyone with the plague. -It's our turn next. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
We're probably already infected. All we have to do now is wait our turn. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
Argh! Argh! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Mannitol! You all right? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:20 | |
Scales! Scales on my arm. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:25 | |
Maybe it's just a patch of dry, flaky skin? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
I'm changing. Changing into an animal. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
-A lizard, or a snake or something. -Mannitol, you have to fight it! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:36 | |
It's that Lutin. Can't believe she's done this to us. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
She's just there strutting around there, like a chicken. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:44 | |
Actually, I've always wanted to be a chicken. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Maybe that's what I'll get turned into? Oh, I would love to be able to lay eggs. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
Imagine, you'd be in bed for breakfast every morning. You wouldn't even have to get up! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
Oh, what cruel transformation awaits me? | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
A lion? No. A great ape? Oh, no. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:05 | |
A mighty antelope? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
What? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
With the... | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
Oh, good. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
-Tea's up, boss. -Excellent! So good to have you on board. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:30 | |
Actually, I'm not in the mood for tea at the moment. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
Why don't you have it? Unless, of course, you've poisoned it?! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
-No. -Oh. So sorry. -It's all right. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:51 | |
I told you. I don't care about them, you know? Bunch of losers. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
Yes, of course, I apologise. Let's start over, shall we? | 0:12:55 | 0:13:00 | |
Although, I might just check the foot of the gargoyle. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
No doubt you've stolen the key to rescue your little friends. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:10 | |
Oh. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:11 | |
Or not. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
HE CLUCKS | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
This is it, brother, this is the end. At least I got to be a chicken like I wanted! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:20 | |
All right. Don't rub it in. Oh, this is so undignified! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
But these carrots are very delicious. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
It could be worse. I mean, look at Mannitol. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
HE BLITHERS | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
For the record, I should make an excellent cod. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
There must be something we can do. It can't end like this. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
SQUELCHING NOISES | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
This is it, brother. This is the end. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
He's won. We're beasts! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
No, wait. The aftershave! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Aftershave? This is no time for grooming tips. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
No, no. He's right. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
The antidote. I splashed it on my face this morning! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
It's worked. It's worked! | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
Lick my face! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
Licky, fishy, licky. Licky, licky. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:34 | |
-That drainage maps from the library, boss. -Thank you. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:42 | |
That is, if you've even been to the library?! | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
-And not to try and help your little princey friends?! -What? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
I have planted a tracking beetle on you, to trace your every step. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
Little Alan here will tell me your every movement | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
in the last 30 minutes. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:57 | |
What's that, Alan? Oh, she has? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
Number one or number two? Hm. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
And has she been to try and rescue the little princes? | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
No? Not at all? Completely loyal? Oh. Right. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:15 | |
Back on Daddy's shoulder with you! | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
It seems you are completely beyond suspicion, Officer Lutin. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:26 | |
Yeah, and I can do much more than just make tea and pick up maps. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:30 | |
-Cleaning? -No. Plotting! Those princes, for a start. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:36 | |
I know them, and they'll be up to something. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
If I were you, I'd send a guard down there to keep an eye on them. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
-The drill has broken through. -Excellent. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Go down there and keep watch over our prisoners. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
We will make a most beastly team, Lieutenant Lutin. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:54 | |
-Come now. It's plague time! -Slebbadebba elevenses! | 0:15:54 | 0:16:00 | |
Oh, Slobba! You've eaten Alan. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Now I shall have to buy a surveillance earwig, | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
and they're very expensive. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
As the Beastmaster began his terrible plan, | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
our trio had become human again | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
by licking the antidote from Prince Dom's face. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
-Thank goodness. Back to normal. -All except for that faint whiff of fish. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:25 | |
We've got to get out of here. We haven't got long. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
-So, we all need to focus. -Oh, look. My jam doughnut! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
No, no, no. It's down to us. We are the last remaining citizens | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
of Fyredor that can do anything about this. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
We owe it to Mum, to Dad and everybody in this room. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
We can beat the Beastmaster! Are you with me? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
-Yeah! -Absolutely. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Right, let's go! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
-It's locked. -I knew that. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
Perfect! We have broken through to the Adelphi spring. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
Lutin! The dispersal machine. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
Once this chamber is fully pressurised, | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
the plague will be released into the water supply. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:14 | |
The whole of Bottom World will be contaminated. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
And nobody can stop me now. All shall be beasts! | 0:17:22 | 0:17:27 | |
-All hail the Beastmaster! -All hail the Beastmaster! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:32 | |
Does it take long? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Anyone for snap? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
We need to think positive. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Mannitol, we need to get through that door. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:03 | |
Zoonderblast, Gavalast, Elastoplast, Crimplene! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:14 | |
Oh, that's just typical. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
I've never done a spell properly in my life. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
I thought - I hoped - the door would open. I'm such a failure. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:29 | |
If only...Agh! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
-Mannitol! -I did it! I got it right! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:37 | |
-Yes! Almost. -We've got to go. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
It's just you and me then, bro. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Ow! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:46 | |
-Right, Slobba, it's your turn. -Slebbadebba snacks! | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
We'll just call that a "snap", shall we? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
We need to get to that drill before... | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Remove the dead flowers and fertilise with a good bone meal. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
-Run! -Take the specimens firmly by the roots. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:18 | |
-Dom, help! -I'm coming! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
-Make small indentations, with a dibber... -I don't want to be dibbed! | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
-I don't even know what that is! -..about two to three inches deep. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:30 | |
-I've got an idea. -Hurry up! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Always keep out of direct sunlight. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
Direct sunlight! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
-Thanks, bro! -Oh, looks like his plans have gone to seed! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:48 | |
Sorry. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
Right, that's it. Game over. Bad Slobba. Go and check on Botanicus. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:58 | |
-Tea? -Oh, yes. Don't mind if I do, comrade. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
-Sugar? -Yes, honey? -Oh! | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
Most amusing. I'm sorry that I ever doubted you, Lutin. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:13 | |
It's all right. Bottoms up! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
Always good to have a nice cup of tea | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
-while you watch the world end. -Yeah. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
-My tea! -You OK? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Yes, I think the milk's a bit off. Stinky. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
-Master. Botanicus is missing! -Secure the doors! And eat the keys. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:37 | |
Even if those precious princes have escaped, | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
in a moment it will be too late! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
-There he is. -OK, here's the plan. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
I'll distract him and then fend him off with this breadstick. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
You break down the door. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
OK. It's a foolproof plan. Here goes. One, two, three. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:17 | |
Niahhh!!! | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
-Come on, you big lard-head! -Slebbadebba din-dins! | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
Yeah? Yeah? You want some? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
-Go, Dick, go! -Ra-a-a-r-r! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
CRUNCH! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
I think the plan's gone wrong! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
-(HIGH VOICE): -I know. I know! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
-Argh! Dick, help! -Hang on! | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
Hang on. I've got my doughnut! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
-Not good. I think he can manage more than a jammy doughnut! -Hang on! | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
Mmh! Slebbadebba teatime! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
Get over here! | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
He's...eating himself. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
BURP! | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
BOTH: Urgh! | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
Looks like he's had his just desserts. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
Sorry. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
-It was my turn, though. -Get the keys. Let's go! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
Stop right there, Beastmaster! | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
And you, Lutin, you traitor. The game's up! | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Bravo, little princes. Very well done. But sadly too late. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:04 | |
The noise is my plague entering the water supply. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:09 | |
The streams, the rivers, the towns, the cities, | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
the whole of Bottom World will now be infected! | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
I can't turn it off! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
There is nothing you can do. All shall now be beasts! All. All! | 0:23:21 | 0:23:26 | |
-Are you laughing at the same thing as me? -No! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:36 | |
-Then what are you laughing at? -This! -Oh! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
If this is my plague, then what is in the machine? | 0:23:40 | 0:23:45 | |
The antidote! | 0:23:45 | 0:23:46 | |
-WHAT?! -Oh, yeah. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
While you were making a cup of tea, I was switching the vials. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:55 | |
So, in fact, as we speak, all the water in Bottom World | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
-is being mixed with antidote. -No! -Mm-hmm. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:04 | |
Every living creature will soon be immune to your plague forever! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:11 | |
-No-o-o-o! -Lutin, you hero! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
Oh, I'm sure you guys never doubted me. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
Of course. Of course. Something like that. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
I'm so glad you didn't get the plague. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
-I thought you might have missed my clue! -Clue? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
Yeah, when I said, "Take it on the chin", | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
and I meant the aftershave on your chin. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
Yes, yes, absolutely. No, no. Of course! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Look out! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:34 | |
Now that's what I call a spell! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
Ra-a-ar! | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
I will get you. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
I will not forget. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
VOICE ECHOES: I am an anima-a-a-l! | 0:24:57 | 0:25:03 | |
That's it. It's over. It's finally over. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:11 | |
-Indeed, it -was -finally over. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
As the waters of Bottom World mixed with the antidote, | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
all who had been cursed by the terrible plague | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
drank deep and were cured. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:29 | |
Every ingredient they had gathered, | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
every step of their long, long journey had been worth it. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:35 | |
The King and Queen had been restored to the throne of Fyredor | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
and the party continued late into the night. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Even if the King's speech was just as bad as ever. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
..Prince Dick, the demented dilly-dally plum-boy poodle. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:56 | |
Prince Dom, the smelly-bottomed, pumpkin-faced, | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
potty-mouthed, idiot-boy, prune-head. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
So, you sure we can't persuade you to stay? | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
No. I've had enough adventures for one lifetime. Thinking of heading North. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
Find myself a normal, honest job. Well, honest-ish. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:33 | |
And I feel duty-bound to search for my family. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:37 | |
Yeah. Yeah, family's important. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
Well, we've had an exciting few years, huh? | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
The thing is, it only feels like... | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
Actually it feels like a few years, huh? | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Take care, guys. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
-Promise to visit? -Of course we will. -It would be an honour. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:03 | |
TORTURED PARPING | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
Princes Dick and Dom! Manni'ol the Mage! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Lady Lutin! Ra-a-r! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
I got an emergency message from the King of Ovendor. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
He wants to know if you is available for an urgent quest. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
What shall I say?! | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
-Danger round every corner? -Almost certain doom? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:27 | |
Terrible toilet facilities? | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
Shall we? | 0:27:32 | 0:27:33 | |
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