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-Many, many,

-MANY

-years ago,

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a terrible plague was brought upon the citizens of Fyredor

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by the wicked Beastmaster.

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This dark disease had almost turned the whole kingdom into beasts!

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Fortunately, an antidote had been made by the king's only two sons,

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Princes Dick and Dom,

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their trusty mage Mannitol, and light-fingered servant Lutin.

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Unfortunately, they were still many miles away,

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with the Beastmaster determined to stop them from getting home.

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With time running out, our heroes must get back to Fyredor

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with the antidote before it's too late!

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The Legend Of Dick And Dom continues!

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After many long months travelling home,

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our heroes awoke on the final day of their journey.

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Princes!

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Now, if we leave soon, we can be home in Fyredor before sun down.

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Yes, home!

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Great, I can't wait to go home.

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Yes, it's a place filled with loved ones.

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No, no, no! I left a jam doughnut under my bed.

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The important thing is that we get the antidote back

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before the Beastmaster catches up with us.

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There is nothing more important than that antidote.

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Oh! The antidote!

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What?

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Oh!

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I thought my aftershave smelt a bit funny.

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-Probably that wombat's bumwart we put in there.

-What?!

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Grub!

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Great! Breakfast!

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No, I mean I've found this grub. But, yeah, your egg's ready.

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Lutin, Princes... To the journey home!

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We're nearly there.

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Heavens. I wonder what we'll find? How ravaged Fyredor's become.

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Maybe they've forgotten all about us.

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I'm sure it'll be a very low-key reception.

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Is that...bunting?

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We've done it!

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We've got the antidote!

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CHEERING, NEIGHING, BAAING

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So it seemed that all their efforts, the battles,

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the hardships, the sleepless nights

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spent next to Prince Dick's cheesy feet,

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had been worth it after all.

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Our team returned to a hero's welcome

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as the citizens of Fyredor queued for miles to be given the antidote -

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their tiny drop of freedom.

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CHEERING

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The party continued long into the night until all were cured.

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Citizens!

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Citizens of Fyredor! So many of you thought this day would never come.

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People said my two sons, these two princes, couldn't do it!

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People said they were too cowardly, too pathetic!

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Oh yeah? What is it?

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-Oh, thank you. Yes, admittedly,

-I

-said that.

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But we were all guilty of doubting them. We called them names.

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Prince Dom, the Dumb!

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Prince Dick, the Thick!

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Prince Dom, the Baby Bed-wetter!

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Prince Dick, the Widdly Nick.

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Oh yes, darling. Thank you, darling.

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Prince Dom, the spotty faced idiot freak, halfwit,

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lop-sided pin-head!

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All right, Dad!

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They have proved us all wrong.

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Against the odds, these noble princes have succeeded.

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CHEERING

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To Prince Dick, Prince Dom,

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and their loyal companions, Lutin...

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-CREAK!

-..and Mannitol,

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the saviours of Fyredor!

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Henceforth, this day will be known as "Dick and Dom Day".

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Every citizen shall be re-named Dick or Dom.

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I myself will change into a woman and call myself Lutin.

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I've always wanted to be a woman, you know.

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What do you recommend, a lovely silk dress, pink polka dots?

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HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

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Oh, that antidote's doing me the world of good.

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Wow! What an amazing day!

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Although it happened really quickly, it's almost too good to be true.

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Yeah.

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Yes, I also wonder whether I... .

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Mannitol?

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Dick? Did you just see that?

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Dick?

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Lutin!

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Wake up!

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Please wake up!

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What's happening?!

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We're still in the campsite.

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It would appear we've been in an enchanted sleep.

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Someone must have drugged our eggs.

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That's not possible. The eggs were fresh from the chickens over there.

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Clockwork!

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The Beastmaster!

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Oh! The antidote!

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It's gone!

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We must get to Fyredor as quickly as possible.

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According to my moon dial, we may have been asleep for three days!

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To be fair, that's just a normal lie-in for me.

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Look!

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The city gates.

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Where is everyone?

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DONKEY BRAYS

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You're too late!

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-Wait. Come back!

-We need to check on Mum and Dad.

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Thank goodness. Daddy!

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I sincerely hope not.

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If you're looking for Mummy and Daddy,

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I'm afraid they're feeling a bit "ruff".

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Or perhaps it is this that you are looking for?

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Why, I ought to...

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Ah-ah-ah! Unless you want your precious potion to go bye-byes?

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You are too late to be heroes. The plague has taken hold,

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all of Fyredor are now beasts, and I am their king!

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Don't listen to him, Dad. Mum, we're going to get help. Right?

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Slebbadebba! Din-dins!

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Meet Slobbadobba. One of my finest creations.

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One part man, 38 parts walrus, one part satsuma.

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He's able to eat anything in existence.

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Except olives. Give him an little tum-tum.

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No, Slobbadobba! Not the flagstones.

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Slebbadebba! Breakfast!

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Prune regularly and keep well-watered

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during the growing season.

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And this is Botanicus.

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I was crossing an amateur gardener with a goat

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when a herbaceous shrub got in the way.

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Still, he's rather grown on me.

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-Put it in a round pot and use a good loamy soil.

-No!

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So, as you see, escape is impossible. Bring them to the operations room!

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Time to show you the real reason for all of this.

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Now time for a little geography lesson.

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Please, no!

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Will there be a test?

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You see, the unique thing about Fyredor is its mountain location

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situated directly above the Adelphi underground spring.

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The Adelphi spring is the main source of water for Bottom World!

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Top of the class. Of course, once I have drilled down into it,

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and mixed in my own special ingredient from my own special vial,

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Bottom World's water will not be so pure. Get it?

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-You monster!

-You beast!

-I thank you very much.

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Every man, woman, child will be infected. All shall be beasts!

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All hail the Beastmaster!

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Slebbadebba supper!

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No, Slobba!

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I must say, you have proved worthy adversaries.

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Escaping from my lair, evading capture,

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and keeping your hair so well-conditioned. I am impressed.

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You may prove useful. Help me keep my new kingdom in order.

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I shall offer you all a choice.

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Face a lifetime as beasts or join me as beastmasters.

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-Never.

-I would rather die.

-Sorry, BM. Not going to happen.

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Lutin, what are you doing?

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Think about it, guys. Best offer on the table.

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Excellent! You have chosen well, Private Lutin.

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Let's put your loyalty to the test, shall we?

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This is what is known as anti-serum.

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I imagine that you have all drunk that little potion of yours,

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which means you are immune to my plague.

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This potion removes that protection.

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Make them drink it. Now!

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-Lutin, no.

-Think about what you're doing.

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We will get the plague if we drink that.

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No hard feelings. Take it on the chin, yeah?

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Transfer to a damp, sheltered location.

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BLEATING

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-This is where he's keeping everyone with the plague.

-It's our turn next.

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We're probably already infected. All we have to do now is wait our turn.

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Argh! Argh!

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Mannitol! You all right?

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Scales! Scales on my arm.

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Maybe it's just a patch of dry, flaky skin?

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I'm changing. Changing into an animal.

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-A lizard, or a snake or something.

-Mannitol, you have to fight it!

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It's that Lutin. Can't believe she's done this to us.

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She's just there strutting around there, like a chicken.

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Actually, I've always wanted to be a chicken.

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Maybe that's what I'll get turned into? Oh, I would love to be able to lay eggs.

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Imagine, you'd be in bed for breakfast every morning. You wouldn't even have to get up!

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Oh, what cruel transformation awaits me?

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A lion? No. A great ape? Oh, no.

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A mighty antelope?

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What?

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With the...

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Oh, good.

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-Tea's up, boss.

-Excellent! So good to have you on board.

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Actually, I'm not in the mood for tea at the moment.

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Why don't you have it? Unless, of course, you've poisoned it?!

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-No.

-Oh. So sorry.

-It's all right.

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I told you. I don't care about them, you know? Bunch of losers.

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Yes, of course, I apologise. Let's start over, shall we?

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Although, I might just check the foot of the gargoyle.

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No doubt you've stolen the key to rescue your little friends.

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Oh.

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Or not.

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HE CLUCKS

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This is it, brother, this is the end. At least I got to be a chicken like I wanted!

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All right. Don't rub it in. Oh, this is so undignified!

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But these carrots are very delicious.

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It could be worse. I mean, look at Mannitol.

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HE BLITHERS

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For the record, I should make an excellent cod.

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There must be something we can do. It can't end like this.

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SQUELCHING NOISES

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This is it, brother. This is the end.

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He's won. We're beasts!

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No, wait. The aftershave!

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Aftershave? This is no time for grooming tips.

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No, no. He's right.

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The antidote. I splashed it on my face this morning!

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It's worked. It's worked!

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Lick my face!

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Licky, fishy, licky. Licky, licky.

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-That drainage maps from the library, boss.

-Thank you.

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That is, if you've even been to the library?!

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-And not to try and help your little princey friends?!

-What?

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I have planted a tracking beetle on you, to trace your every step.

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Little Alan here will tell me your every movement

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in the last 30 minutes.

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What's that, Alan? Oh, she has?

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Number one or number two? Hm.

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And has she been to try and rescue the little princes?

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No? Not at all? Completely loyal? Oh. Right.

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Back on Daddy's shoulder with you!

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It seems you are completely beyond suspicion, Officer Lutin.

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Yeah, and I can do much more than just make tea and pick up maps.

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-Cleaning?

-No. Plotting! Those princes, for a start.

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I know them, and they'll be up to something.

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If I were you, I'd send a guard down there to keep an eye on them.

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-The drill has broken through.

-Excellent.

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Go down there and keep watch over our prisoners.

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We will make a most beastly team, Lieutenant Lutin.

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-Come now. It's plague time!

-Slebbadebba elevenses!

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Oh, Slobba! You've eaten Alan.

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Now I shall have to buy a surveillance earwig,

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and they're very expensive.

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As the Beastmaster began his terrible plan,

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our trio had become human again

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by licking the antidote from Prince Dom's face.

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-Thank goodness. Back to normal.

-All except for that faint whiff of fish.

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We've got to get out of here. We haven't got long.

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-So, we all need to focus.

-Oh, look. My jam doughnut!

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No, no, no. It's down to us. We are the last remaining citizens

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of Fyredor that can do anything about this.

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We owe it to Mum, to Dad and everybody in this room.

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We can beat the Beastmaster! Are you with me?

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-Yeah!

-Absolutely.

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Right, let's go!

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-It's locked.

-I knew that.

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Perfect! We have broken through to the Adelphi spring.

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Lutin! The dispersal machine.

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Once this chamber is fully pressurised,

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the plague will be released into the water supply.

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The whole of Bottom World will be contaminated.

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And nobody can stop me now. All shall be beasts!

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-All hail the Beastmaster!

-All hail the Beastmaster!

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Does it take long?

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Anyone for snap?

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We need to think positive.

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Mannitol, we need to get through that door.

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Zoonderblast, Gavalast, Elastoplast, Crimplene!

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Oh, that's just typical.

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I've never done a spell properly in my life.

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I thought - I hoped - the door would open. I'm such a failure.

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If only...Agh!

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-Mannitol!

-I did it! I got it right!

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-Yes! Almost.

-We've got to go.

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It's just you and me then, bro.

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Ow!

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-Right, Slobba, it's your turn.

-Slebbadebba snacks!

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We'll just call that a "snap", shall we?

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We need to get to that drill before...

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Remove the dead flowers and fertilise with a good bone meal.

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-Run!

-Take the specimens firmly by the roots.

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-Dom, help!

-I'm coming!

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-Make small indentations, with a dibber...

-I don't want to be dibbed!

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-I don't even know what that is!

-..about two to three inches deep.

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-I've got an idea.

-Hurry up!

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Always keep out of direct sunlight.

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Direct sunlight!

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-Thanks, bro!

-Oh, looks like his plans have gone to seed!

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Sorry.

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Right, that's it. Game over. Bad Slobba. Go and check on Botanicus.

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-Tea?

-Oh, yes. Don't mind if I do, comrade.

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-Sugar?

-Yes, honey?

-Oh!

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Most amusing. I'm sorry that I ever doubted you, Lutin.

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It's all right. Bottoms up!

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Always good to have a nice cup of tea

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-while you watch the world end.

-Yeah.

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-My tea!

-You OK?

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Yes, I think the milk's a bit off. Stinky.

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-Master. Botanicus is missing!

-Secure the doors! And eat the keys.

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Even if those precious princes have escaped,

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in a moment it will be too late!

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HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY

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-There he is.

-OK, here's the plan.

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I'll distract him and then fend him off with this breadstick.

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You break down the door.

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OK. It's a foolproof plan. Here goes. One, two, three.

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Niahhh!!!

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-Come on, you big lard-head!

-Slebbadebba din-dins!

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Yeah? Yeah? You want some?

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-Go, Dick, go!

-Ra-a-a-r-r!

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CRUNCH!

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I think the plan's gone wrong!

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-(HIGH VOICE):

-I know. I know!

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-Argh! Dick, help!

-Hang on!

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Hang on. I've got my doughnut!

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-Not good. I think he can manage more than a jammy doughnut!

-Hang on!

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Mmh! Slebbadebba teatime!

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Get over here!

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He's...eating himself.

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BURP!

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BOTH: Urgh!

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Looks like he's had his just desserts.

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Sorry.

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-It was my turn, though.

-Get the keys. Let's go!

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Stop right there, Beastmaster!

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And you, Lutin, you traitor. The game's up!

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Bravo, little princes. Very well done. But sadly too late.

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The noise is my plague entering the water supply.

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The streams, the rivers, the towns, the cities,

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the whole of Bottom World will now be infected!

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I can't turn it off!

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There is nothing you can do. All shall now be beasts! All. All!

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-Are you laughing at the same thing as me?

-No!

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-Then what are you laughing at?

-This!

-Oh!

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If this is my plague, then what is in the machine?

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The antidote!

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-WHAT?!

-Oh, yeah.

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While you were making a cup of tea, I was switching the vials.

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So, in fact, as we speak, all the water in Bottom World

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-is being mixed with antidote.

-No!

-Mm-hmm.

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Every living creature will soon be immune to your plague forever!

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-No-o-o-o!

-Lutin, you hero!

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Oh, I'm sure you guys never doubted me.

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Of course. Of course. Something like that.

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I'm so glad you didn't get the plague.

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-I thought you might have missed my clue!

-Clue?

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Yeah, when I said, "Take it on the chin",

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and I meant the aftershave on your chin.

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Yes, yes, absolutely. No, no. Of course!

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Look out!

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Now that's what I call a spell!

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Ra-a-ar!

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I will get you.

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I will not forget.

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VOICE ECHOES: I am an anima-a-a-l!

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That's it. It's over. It's finally over.

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-Indeed, it

-was

-finally over.

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As the waters of Bottom World mixed with the antidote,

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all who had been cursed by the terrible plague

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drank deep and were cured.

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Every ingredient they had gathered,

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every step of their long, long journey had been worth it.

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The King and Queen had been restored to the throne of Fyredor

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and the party continued late into the night.

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Even if the King's speech was just as bad as ever.

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..Prince Dick, the demented dilly-dally plum-boy poodle.

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Prince Dom, the smelly-bottomed, pumpkin-faced,

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potty-mouthed, idiot-boy, prune-head.

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So, you sure we can't persuade you to stay?

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No. I've had enough adventures for one lifetime. Thinking of heading North.

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Find myself a normal, honest job. Well, honest-ish.

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And I feel duty-bound to search for my family.

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Yeah. Yeah, family's important.

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Well, we've had an exciting few years, huh?

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The thing is, it only feels like...

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Actually it feels like a few years, huh?

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Take care, guys.

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-Promise to visit?

-Of course we will.

-It would be an honour.

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TORTURED PARPING

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Princes Dick and Dom! Manni'ol the Mage!

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Lady Lutin! Ra-a-r!

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I got an emergency message from the King of Ovendor.

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He wants to know if you is available for an urgent quest.

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What shall I say?!

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-Danger round every corner?

-Almost certain doom?

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Terrible toilet facilities?

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Shall we?

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