Dick's Brain The Legend of Dick and Dom
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Many, many years ago, | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
a terrible plague was turning the people of Fyredor | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
into horrible beasts | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
and a few nice cuddly ones. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
BOTH: Wa-wa-wa... | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
The only hope of a cure rested with princes Dick and Dom, | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
their light-fingered servant Lutin and their trusty mage Mannitol. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:20 | |
Unfortunately, they were utterly useless. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
They dropped the first antidote, | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
mucked up the replacement antidote... | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Get out! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
And now must collect the ingredients to re-remake the antidote | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
before all of Fyredor is doomed for ever. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
The Legend Of Dick And Dom continues. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:45 | |
It's another beautiful day in Bottom World. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
And Mannitol is making a spot of lunch. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Mannitol, what's actually in this soup? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Ah, well, some hot water. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
A few dandelion leaves. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
No, I can taste something else. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Is that cowpat? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Ah! Ha ha ha! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Just a crumble. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
You mean I've just downed half a bowl of cowpat soup? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
Yes, well, we're completely out of real food. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:19 | |
Why don't we stop off at a village and get some? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
It's not too bad when you get used to it. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Well, maybe we could stop off en route | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
and find the next item on the scroll. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Ooh! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Oh... | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
The brain of a prince called Dick. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:39 | |
Ha ha! Brilliant! Easy one! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
Oh, yeah! Right! How are you going to get my brain out? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
Let me see! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
We'll just have to... | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
Yank your hair like this. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
Agh! Careful! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Open up the top of your bonce like an orange. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Oh! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Chisel through the skull! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Oh, my goodness! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Yank it open! | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
Pull out the brain! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
And pop it in the potion! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Not on the scroll, Mannitol! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
The magic parchment's difficult to clean! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
I'm not very good with this kind of thing. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
-Sorry! -Should be me that's blowing chunks, I need my brain! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
And um, when exactly was the last time you used it? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Yes, remember little brother... | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
It's all about the quest! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
Give it here! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
Give it here! Get him! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Come here! Come here! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Meanwhile, deep within the forest a shadowy figure stood menacingly | 0:02:34 | 0:02:40 | |
over four cute, fluffy defenceless animals. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Wa ha ha ha! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
With a brew of his own creation, he transformed them into evil copies | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
of our heroes. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
The swine! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
ALL: Ha ha ha! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
Oh, come on, Dick! Hand over your brain, you big greedy pig! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Big greedy... Hello? This is my brain! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Listen, I won't even have to open up your bonce, right? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
I can use this. I'll shove it over your ear, | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
give it a right good pumping, | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
your brain will just get sucked out your earhole! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Let me spell it out, N-O-W. No! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Prince Dick does have a point. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
We all know the importance of the quest, | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
but would any of us sacrifice our own brain? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
-Come to think of it, no. -I suppose so. All right, love! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:33 | |
If you come down, we promise to leave your brain in your bonce! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
Ah, heavy! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
So, what are we going to do then? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-We still have to find the brain of a prince called Dick! -Ai! | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
Mind his brain! | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
Oh, wait a moment! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
-The brain of -a -prince called Dick. -Yes, and? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
The scroll doesn't specify this prince Dick. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Oh, he's right. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
What, so we've got to hunt around for another royal Dick | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
and get his brain? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
This is Bottom World. There's princes all over the shop! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
I suppose you're right. Let's go! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Hm! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
And so, as our heroes set off to find another Prince Dick, | 0:04:12 | 0:04:17 | |
their new evil twins prepare to carry out | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
their wicked, twisted purpose. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Fair plan, this is! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Master says we do lots of evil stuff! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
Evil stuff! Good this sounds! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
And other Dick, Dom, Mannitol and Lutin will get blame, yeah? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
Yeah, yeah, blame! To dungeons they will go! For ever! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
Oh! Maybe help I can by conjuring up evil spells! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:45 | |
Hm!? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Coming someone is! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Hide, we should. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
Hurry up! I haven't got all day, you know. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
-Nn-nn! -I heard that! | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
Halt! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Out of my way! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
I'm a princess, don't you know? What you doing, sneaking around...? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
Hold on, don't I know you? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Don't think, no! | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Oh, well, if this is a hold-up, | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
I beg you not to harm me, a weak and feeble lady. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Just take the family jewels. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
No, no, no! We want more than jewels. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
We want this! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
Help! No! Not the fish slapping! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Oh! No! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Oh, thank goodness they've gone! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Oh! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
Oh! Oh... | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Ha ha ha... | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Oh! Gregory, take me to the nearest police station! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
This horrendous crime must be reported immediately. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
What are you laughing at? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
You dippy, duncey dolphin of dopey doom! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Hurry up! | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
What if this Prince Dick of Dobblethwaite | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
doesn't want to give us his brain? | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Ha! Just hold him still! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Oh... | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Yes? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
Hello. We'd like to have a word with Prince Dick, please? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
-Ah... -SHE SOBS | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
What's wrong? Where's Prince Dick? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
My son, Prince Dick, is gone! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Gone, I tell you! Gone! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
When's he coming back? We're happy to wait! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
He isn't coming back! He's never coming back! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:48 | |
Oh. Where is he? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
He went on a mission to fight the notorious dragon | 0:06:49 | 0:06:54 | |
of Sloppy Poppington, and was eaten! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
He's been eaten by a dragon? | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Oh, great(!) | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
I mean, terrible... Isn't that terrible? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Yes, terrible. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
Woe is me! Woe... Woe is me! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
-Woe... -We are very sorry, Your Highness. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
You can say that again. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Now, this dragon... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
He didn't happen to spit out any of Prince Dick, did he? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
Specifically, his brain? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Yeah, and if he did, maybe we could buy it off you? | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
ALL: Oh... | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
You people are sick! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
As our heroes bid their farewells to Queen Marsha, | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
all over Bottom World, | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
their evil doubles were committing despicable, criminal acts! | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
Kicking up the bum of Baron Colin The Stiff! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
The painting orange of Castle Whoopsy! | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
And the mega wedgying of poor, innocent peasants. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
Totally outrageous! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
The last one, he was older. Right baldy! | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
-IN GEORDIE ACCENT: -You say they all had gerties? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Gerties? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Aye! Y'kna, gertie beards like. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Oh, goatees, yes! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Yes, that's them! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Well, dunnae you worry yourself, pet. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
I'll catch these criminals. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Or my name isn't Sheriff Harold Batts. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Hey. Looks like a village up ahead! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
Maybe we could get some food. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Finally! I'm starvin'! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Wait a sec. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
What's this? | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
It's us! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
"Wanted, for crimes against Bottom World"? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Crimes, but we haven't committed any crimes. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
How come we've got all these funny goatee beards? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Someone's drawn over the poster! That is vandalism! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Whatever! Can we just go and get some food? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
No, wait! The villagers will surely think these wanted criminals are us. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:17 | |
He's got a point. They might nick us and throw us in a smelly dungeon! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
I think I may have an idea! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
Yeah, and I'll have the pan-fried badger's loin, too. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
OK, so that's two badgers, one squirrel tureen | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
and one hedgehog surprise. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
What's the surprise? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Boo! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
-Oh, jeez! -I'll be back with your drinks! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
We're still no closer to finding the brain of a prince called Dick. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
Relax! We'll have a nice meal, get some supplies and be out of here... | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
SCREAMING | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Right! Nairbody move! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
You got a licence for that bunny, son? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Yeah! Y-Yeah... | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Yes! Yes... No...no... | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
-ALL: -ACHOO! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
Shut it! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
Well, well, well... | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
What have us got here then, eh? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
You're nicked, my old beauties! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
It wasn't me... It actually... | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
You don't understand! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Do you know who we are? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
This is outrageous! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
We're on an important quest! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
-To save the good people of Fyredor. -Shut it! Get in there! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Right, then! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
As a police officer, | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
I like to deal in facts. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
And the facts are these... | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Yous four fit the description of these four, | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
who've been gan round committing acts of a criminal nature. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
That wasn't us! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
I'm a law-abiding wizard! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
-It's obviously a fit-up job! -It's a fit-up job, is it? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
Yeah. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:16 | |
Oh. Sorry about that. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Maybe I should let you all go then, eh? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
-That'd be great! Thanks very much. -Don't be so stupid, son! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Now I know you're guilty. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
And by the time I've finished with yous lot, | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
you'll all be squealing like a... | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
goblin... | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
who's just been told he can't have another egg sandwich by his...mum. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
Constable Carrot! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Sir! | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
Prepare the dimly lit and sparsely furnished room! | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
It's time for a bit of interrogation! | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
ALL: No, no, no... | 0:11:50 | 0:11:51 | |
-Mummy, mummy! -It's not us! -Mummy, mummy! Mummy, mummy! | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
So, when Baron Colin the Stiff was getting his backside kicked, | 0:11:57 | 0:12:02 | |
where were you? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:03 | |
I was asleep in the forest with my brother Dom, Mannitol and Lutin! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
So, the other three suspects are your alibi, are they? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:11 | |
I don't know. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
What, you don't know if they're your alibi or not? | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
I don't know what alibi means. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
Sheriff Harold... | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Shut it, baldy! | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
Now, look! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
Why dain't you just save us booth some time, eh? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
And you admit to giving a couple of innocent peasants | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
mega wedgies? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:32 | |
HE MOUTHS | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
I would never give a peasant a wedgy. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
That's what they all say! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
This yours? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:44 | |
Yeah! So? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
I've got a Princess Gloria | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
what can put you at the scene of her family jewels gettin' nicked. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:53 | |
Oh. And what have we got here then, eh? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
Oh! I nicked those jewels weeks ago! | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
Oh, really? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
Let the record show | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
the suspect has admitted to the theft of a bag of jewels. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
Oh! | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
Howay! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
But look, look, it wasn't me! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
I'm a law-abiding prince of the realm. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Listen, son! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Why dain't you stop wasting valuable police time | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
and just cough, eh? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:23 | |
Mm? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
Oh. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Nice. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
Wh...? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
Playin' it like that, are we? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
-The force who like to take drastic measures, sunshine. -What? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
Oh, no! No, no! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
No, no! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
HE CRIES | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
I can't believe you squealed! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Yeah, for stuff we never even did! | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
I-I didn't know what was going on. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
He was talking to me about stretching me on a rack. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Then he took out his large feather! | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
And I don't know what happened, it was all just too much. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
I just... I can't... | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
I'm formally finding you lot guilty of all the charges. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:16 | |
Sheriff Batt! Can I just have a word... | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
I've got a signed confession, | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
so I can take you down to the dungeon where you'll stay. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Sheriff Batt! I really need... | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Rotting for the rest of your days in a tiny cell with terrible food | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
-and a little gadgy called Alan what absolutely stinks. -Sheriff Batt! | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
-What is it? -This bloke had his hovel broken into and his hamster shaved! | 0:14:32 | 0:14:36 | |
Poor Hettie. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:37 | |
Without her fur, she caught a cold and... | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Y'all right. Y'all right. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
Calm down! Calm down! | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Now did you happen to get a good look at these hamster shavers? | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
I did. There were four of them. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
Four of 'em, you say? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
That was quick. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
You've caught them already. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
What is yous talking aboot? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
They've lost the goatee beards but that's definitely the four, | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
who shaved my Hettie! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
I see! So, whilst we've been locked in this cage, | 0:15:03 | 0:15:08 | |
we've also been out shaving this buffoon's hamster! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:15 | |
Hm! I'd say that was pretty much impossible. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
Sir, maybe somebody's magically cloned these prisoners | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
-and their doubles have been committing the crimes? -Carrot... | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
In all wor years of nicking villains, | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
I've never heard such a farfetched, idiotic and stupid... | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
Hold on a minute! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:35 | |
I've got it! | 0:15:35 | 0:15:38 | |
What if somebody's magically cloned these four prisoners | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
and it's their doubles what have been deein' the naughties. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Yes! That's it! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
I know a cloning spell myself. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Any skilled wizard can perform it! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
Hm! That's you off the hook! | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Hm! Er, scuse me! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
But seeing as we're obviously innocent... | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Any chance of letting us go? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
Hm, aye, all right. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
Easy mistake to make though. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
I mean, you are identical doubles of the villains, like. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
Wait a sec! Identical doubles! | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
What are you saying? | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Well, don't you see? | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
-We need the brain of a prince called Dick, yeah? -Right. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
If there's an identical double of Dick running around, | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
we just need to catch him and suck out his brain instead. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
Sheriff Harold Batt, we'd like to join forces with you | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
in your search for these heinous criminals. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
Yes! On condition that if we catch them, we suck out my brain. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
Well, the other Dick's brain, that is. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Listen, son. If we catch these wrong 'uns, | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
you can suck out as many brains as you like. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
Oh! | 0:16:52 | 0:16:53 | |
Get a cloth! | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
Unaware that Harold Batt and our heroes were hot on their trail, | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
the evil doubles continued their crime spree. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
Today we muck-muck two lords. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
ALL: Ha ha ha ha! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:09 | |
Pump in face of three damsels! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
ALL: Ha ha ha ha! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Bury seven wenches up to neck in pooh! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
Oh, and forget not, paint an entire field of cows pink! | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
ALL: Ha ha ha ha! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Ah! Police after us, they are! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
Evil plan working! | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
ALL: Ha ha ha ha! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
Soon Dick, Dom, Mannitol and Lutin in dungeon! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
ALL: Ha ha ha ha! | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
Bingae! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
It's amazing! | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Just like looking in a mirror! | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
How about this for evil cackle? | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
Ho! Ho! Ho-o-o! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
What we need to do now is find out where that lot's gan to strike next. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
And how do we do that? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
Simple. Infiltrate the camp, get the information. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
No, that's a rubbish plan. They'll know you're an impostor! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
Not me, you duck egg! I mean one of yous lot. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
ALL: Oh. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
ALL: Ha ha ha ha! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:35 | |
Just going to go pee-pee! | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Don't forget, shaky-shaky! | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
ALL: Ha ha ha ha! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
All right, son. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:54 | |
Put it away nice and slowly. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
Hm! | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
Can't we just suck his brain out right now? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Hm! Hm! Hm! Hm! | 0:19:04 | 0:19:05 | |
Man! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:09 | |
What, and leave the other three criminals on the loose? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
I don't think so, pet! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Hn! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
Bbb! Bbb! Bbb! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
What's up, Dicky? Don't you like that? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
I bet you're ticklish too, aren't you? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
-Oh, yes! Under the armpit. That's the worst spot! -All right! | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
He's had enough of that. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
Now, you know what to dae. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Get in there and find out where they're gan to strike. All right? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
-OK. -Remember, be evil! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Evil, right! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Well, off you gae then! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
That way! | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Now! | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
ALL: Ha ha ha ha! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Evil Dick, back you is. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Where you been, eh? Why so long pee-pee? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
I've just been over there, having a little... | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Uh... | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Oh... | 0:20:09 | 0:20:10 | |
I've been in the trees, having a oooh! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
ALL: Ha ha ha ha! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
Well done, son! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:18 | |
Well done! | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
ALL: Ha ha ha ha! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
Snotty snotty! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
Snotty snot snot snot! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Snotty snotty! | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
Guys, where are you? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:40 | |
Doh! Blimey! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
OK, this is the big one! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
-They've got hold of all this minotaur snot. -Minotaur snot? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
Carries a stiff sentence if you're caught packing that stuff. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
What are they planning to do with it? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
They keep mentioning the fairiest fairy fayre? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
That's one of the most prestigious events in the Bottom World calendar! | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Aye. And it's happening later on today. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
Those sickos are gan to attack the fair. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
But everyone loves the fairest fairy fayre! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:08 | |
Imagine what would happen if the fairies got snotted. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
Civil unrest, son. All over Bottom World. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
That's why we're gan to be there, watchin' and waitin'. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
Right, back you gae. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
-What? I've got to go back. -Aye! You're undercover now! | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
We cannae send this gadgy back, can we? He'll give the game away! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
-And remember, act evil! -Evil, I know! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
Ha ha ha! Bla-bla-blaaa! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
He he he! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
And the award for the most fragrant fairy breath goes to... | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
Fairy Francesca! | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
Right, keep 'em peeled, everyone. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
And now... | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
I spy with wor little eye... | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Right, I want yous two to take those two. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
The minute they try and use the minotaur snot, jump 'em! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
Right! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
And the award for the prettiest fairy nose goes to... | 0:22:10 | 0:22:15 | |
Fairy Fritzi! | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
Oh! Quite a surprise! I didn't think she'd do it this year. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the big one, | 0:22:24 | 0:22:28 | |
this year's award for the fairest fairy of them all! | 0:22:28 | 0:22:31 | |
Ooh!!! | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
What you standing here for? | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
Dain't worry. Everything's under control! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
We've spotted an evil Mannitol and an evil Lutin, | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
so just relax! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
It's evil Dom you should be worrying about! Look! Over there! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
Dear me! He's gan to snot the fairest fairy. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
So, here we go! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
The award for the fairest fairy of them all goes to... | 0:22:58 | 0:23:03 | |
Fairy Fenella! | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
Ah! Ha ha ha! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
Evil! Evil! | 0:23:23 | 0:23:24 | |
BOTH: Evil! Evil! Evil! | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Evil! Evil! | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
No-o-o! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
No-o-o! | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
No-o-o! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:57 | |
SCREAMING | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
Right! You're nicked, shorty! | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
Ha ha ha ha! | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Snotty snot snot! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Ahhh! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Ooh!! Ahh!! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
Ahhhh! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Right, you're all nicked! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Well, yous lot as opposed to yous lot, obviously. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:31 | |
Brilliant! So can I suck evil Dick's brain out for the potion now? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
Aye. Fill your boots, pet. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Ahhhh! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Uh? What?! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
You mean... | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
You idiot, Carrot! | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
You've let the prisoners escape, man! | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
-What happened to our evil doubles? -These cloning spells don't last. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:59 | |
-As you can see. -I'm off! These lot are still on the wanted list. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
Carrot! Yous two, try and head 'em off at the pass. | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
So... Is this farewell? | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
Aye, son. Crime won't crack itself, y'know. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
Mind how you gae. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
Stop that bunny! | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
Sheriff Harold Batt. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
What a guy! | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
FART! | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Mr Pongy want a bathy? | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Course, now we are back where we started. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
What do you mean? | 0:25:34 | 0:25:35 | |
Er, the brain of a prince called Dick, remember? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Except we no longer have a spare Prince Dick! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
You know what, I've been thinking about this. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
And I've come to a decision. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
The quest is the most important thing. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
More important than any one individual. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:51 | |
More important than me, Prince Dick. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
So, I will therefore give up my beloved brain | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
for the potion, | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
for the people of Fyredor, | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
for the quest! | 0:26:04 | 0:26:05 | |
Oh! That was actually quite moving. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
So, you're really OK with me sucking out your brain! | 0:26:08 | 0:26:13 | |
Yeah, go right ahead. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
All right then. Hold still! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
Oh! Here! Catch! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
Uh... uh... | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
Bleugh! | 0:26:40 | 0:26:41 | |
Ah! Ugh! Ugh! | 0:26:44 | 0:26:46 | |
Ugh! Ugh! | 0:26:46 | 0:26:47 | |
Oh, wow! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
Is that really my brain? | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
Dick, you're all right! | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
Did you just speak? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
-Yeah. I feel exactly the same as I did before. -It's amazing! | 0:26:55 | 0:26:58 | |
Removing his brain seems to have had no discernible effect whatsoever. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
Well, you lot always said I thought with my stomach, | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
so I think you were right all along! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
Oh! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
Wahey! | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
Let's go! | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
So the brain of a prince called Dick was added to the potion, | 0:27:21 | 0:27:24 | |
and our heroes' epic journey continues. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
As for this shadowy figure, | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
he was none too pleased his plan to get the gang locked up was thwarted. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
Still, at least his pets managed to escape from Harry Batt. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
And they never failed him again. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
CRUNCH! | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
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