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So there I was, hard at it doing my homework when my ma comes in. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
Aw, Roy, that doesn't look like your homework. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
But, Ma, it's History homework for Hammo. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
Ah, History. Gossip's fancy cousin. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
Your assignment is to write the life story of a historical figure | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
of your choice. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
-BOTH: -He wants every fact, every figure and every single detail. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:24 | |
I don't know where to start. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:25 | |
What do I know about the woman who built France, | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
or the man who invented hiccups? | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
Why not try writing about the person you know best? | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
-Who's that? -You. We're all a part of history. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Ma was right, but did I really want everyone knowing everything | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
about me? | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
There's some things I wish even I didn't know. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
My Da was very persuasive, though. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
You know what he's like when he gets fired up about something. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:47 | |
Will whatever you're saying | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
-mean I have to have to stop reading this paper? -No. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
Do that, then. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
So, I'm writing it all down - | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
The Life And Thoughts Of Roy O'Brien. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Cos these are The Roy Files. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Roy! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
I'm lucky, really. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
I'd have to say my life is deadly! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
'I've got the best ma and da in the whole wide world... | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
'..lots of brilliant friends... | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
'..and a sister in a million.' | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Wish I was a stupid cartoon like him. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Hang on, no, I don't. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Well, two out of three isn't bad. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
But even if you're as lucky as me, | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
sometimes you can't help wondering how your life might be better. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
I know exactly what you mean, son. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
You know what they say - | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence." | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Is it? I've never noticed. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
-No, it's a saying. -Sounds more like a hint to me. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Come on, Da, you know cutting the grass isn't my thing. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
Nobody's asking you to cut the grass. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
I get it, you're not asking me, you're telling me. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
But I'm kind of in the middle of something here. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Today's chapter is about being careful what you wish for. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Yes, and another way of saying that is, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
-"The grass is always greener..." -I don't believe this. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
He's on about his lawn again. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Anyway, when you're a cartoon boy, | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
you have to be especially careful what you wish for | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
cos, most of the time, it comes through. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
The school's a jungle and Deco's the king of that jungle, end of. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:13 | |
Deco, king of the jungle? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
He's more like a gorilla than a lion. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
Yeah. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
Well, I wish I was a gorilla. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
He wouldn't mess with me then. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
'Before I knew what was happening, I was a knuckle-dragging, | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
'banana-loving maniac.' | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Argh! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
And if you think a rampaging angry ape was scary, | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
you should have seen what happened when I wished I was small. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
I feel really sick, but Becky's making me do all this work. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
He's such a liar. He's done nothing so far. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
I think you better have a little lie down, love. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
Becky can finish off here. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
I have a geography test. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
-Since when? -I'm serious. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
-See you later, love. -Hang on, where are you going? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Supermarket! The fridge won't fill itself, you know. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
Come on, little man, let's get you into bed. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
I love being little. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Sure, being a little Roy was fun at first, | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
but I don't need to tell you what happened next. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
Maybe I should tell you anyway. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
'Cos it turned out little Roy was about to get even littler.' | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
CRYING | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
Well, I think I can safely say that we've seen it all now. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Oh, Roy! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
'Problem was, I soon ended up wishing that I hadn't wished for | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
'what I wished for because I was better off before I wished for it.' | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
What if I'm stuck like this? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Oh, Roy, I forgot to tell you, | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
you're booked in for your baby jabs tomorrow, OK? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Jabs? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
This is all your fault! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Mine? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
You wanted to be the baby of the family. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Well, now you are. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
You say that like you learnt your lesson. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
But I don't need to tell YOU what happens next. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Actually you do, otherwise, nothing happens. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Fine. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
Basically, Roy's got a brain like a goldfish, | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
so once he's finished with one disaster, | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
he turns around and queues up for the next one. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
I'm sick of always looking the same. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
I'd love to be able to grow my hair and change it. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
Nice do, Roy. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
'Hey, you change your look all the time. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
'Why shouldn't I?' | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
You're... | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
..orange. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
Oh, em, I've been eating healthy at school. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
Yeah, loads of oranges and carrots and all. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
No, no, no, never mind that, Roy. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
What's going on with your hair? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
We should call Dr Raschid. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
We should call the zoo. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
It's different when I want to change my look. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Oh, really? And how's it different? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
'Well, for starters, my hair never attacked anybody.' | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
'Fair point.' | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
See? No probs. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
Argh! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Tara! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Tara help me, please! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Tara, please! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
His hair's gone mental. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Anyway, it's not like it happens all the time. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Not all my wishes come true. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
Watch. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
See? You're still here, aren't you? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Ha. Very funny. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
But not for long. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Ah, that's better. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Well, I kind of miss her now. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Wishing people away is never a good idea. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Like with Hammo. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
'There was one thing we all wished we'd here him say.' | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
I will be taken seriously. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
'Not that.' | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Stop laughing at me! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
'Not that either.' | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
-The nerve! -'Or that.' | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
Right, that's it, I quit. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
'That's the one.' | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
-THEY CHANT: -Roy! Roy! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
'Whoever replaced him had to be better. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
'I mean, who could be worse than Hammo?' | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
I'm Lovejoy. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
I don't do "Mr". | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
Homework is dead. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
Eh, is this a trick? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Whoa, a cartoon dude. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
I love the school already! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
That's a seriously cool look you have there, er...? | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Roy. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
'No Hammo and no homework. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
'We taught thing couldn't get any better than that.' | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Anybody got any comic books, video games? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Oh, yeah, me, sir. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
Magnifico Man... | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
..Fabulous Four And A Half. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
Oh, and you should really read this one, sir. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Snot Boy And Unicorn Girl. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Right. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
Put them in the box. You'll get them back during your holidays. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
Comics and video games promote violence. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
But Snot Boy and Unicorn Girl only use their power for good luck. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
Here's a list of approved TV shows you can watch. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
The news? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
History shows and... | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Mr Booby's Happy Time? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
These are for four-year-olds. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
'We were right - | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
'things couldn't get any better... | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
'..but they could get a whole lot worse | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
'and that's just what happened.' | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
I can get away with anything. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
Just tell Lovejoy I'm doing experiments. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:55 | |
Such a pushover. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
Makes Jervis look like Hammond. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Do you know what? Lovejoy's the best thing that ever happened to us. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
These are our hallways now. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
We're kings! Ha-ha! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
What have you done, Jane? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Brr. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
What happened to you? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Deco. You? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Fagan. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
Water balloons. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
This place is falling apart. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
I think I miss Hammond. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
'Luckily, we managed to turn things around | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
'and got Hammo back in the end.' | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
-THEY CHANT: -Hammo! Hammo! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
HE BURPS | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
'But sometimes, the things you wish for, | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
'can't be turned around and they're the ones you need to watch out for.' | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
Spicy! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Roy! Roy, shows us your hands! Let me see your hands. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Oh, come on, Roy, show us it! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
Chill out! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
Mr Lucy says we have to be careful with the... | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
..scientific wonder. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
Boring! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
He's going to turn me into a real CGI boy - is that boring? | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Are you serious? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
He has to figure out how it happened. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Wow. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
That's mad. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
So, will you still be, like, Roy? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
Yeah, just a zillion times better. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
I don't know what you were thinking of, son. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
But don't you know we love you just the way you are? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
'I know. But if I was a cool CGI cartoon, | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
'then maybe I wouldn't be such a disaster.' | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
Roy! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
BANG! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-Oh, dear. -'What are you talking about? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
'You're not a disaster.' | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Oh! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Ah, Becky, sorry! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
'I mean, you have your moments.' | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Aah! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
Aah! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
Oh. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
Take this! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
Argh! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
BOING! BOING! BOING! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
'Maybe more moments than most.' | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Didn't spill a drop. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
-Deadly. -Ha-ha, yeah. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Wah! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
It's nothing to do with being a cartoon. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
It's to do with being an O'Brien. Your father's the same. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
Are you saying I'm clumsy? | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Well, um... | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
..not exactly clumsy. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
Who wouldn't want to come home to something like that? | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
'I'd say it's more that you're spatially unpredictable...' | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
# Those were the days... # Oh, sorry, love. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
'..with a highly advanced sense of gravity.' | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
'Highly advanced? I'll take that.' | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
Whoa! | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
Sorry! Sorry! Nothing's broken! | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
And I wouldn't have you any other way. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Ah, Maura. Come here to me, pet. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Whoa! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Still though, being like Harry Hare seemed like the answer | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
to all my problems. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
'It would be a wish come true.' | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Harry? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Roy, what's up? | 0:11:35 | 0:11:36 | |
But Harry's more than just a handsome hare. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
He's got brains to match and he gave me the best advice I ever got | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
from a talking bunny. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:43 | |
Changing how you look on the outside won't change who you are inside. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:48 | |
At least I wouldn't be so different. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
I don't know what to do. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:53 | |
Tell me, please! | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
You'll figure it out. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
After that, I knew exactly what I wanted to change about myself. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
Nothing. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
I know you all want me to be cool and shiny, | 0:12:04 | 0:12:08 | |
not messing around and perfect and all... | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
..but I have to be me and I'm really sorry if you don't want that... | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
We don't want you to change a bit, love. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Really? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Listen... | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
..you're our Roy. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
That's the best thing you can be. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
So, there you have it. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
Scrapbook sorted, | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
and plenty to think about when it comes to being careful | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
what you wish for. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:33 | |
But keep to these simple rules and you'll be fine. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
Instead of wishing for all the things you don't have, | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
think about all the great things that you do have. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
Cos, chances are, someone's wishing | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
they had what you have right now. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:45 | |
Unless, of course, your wish is to have a sister like Becky. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
Because if you want to take her off my hands, | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
your wish is granted. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:52 | |
-Hey! -Hee-hee-hee! -I heard that! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
And remember, even though it might look like someone has it | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
much better than you, | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
everybody's got good and bad stuff going on. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
It's like when you look at their life from a distance, | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
it's awesome. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
But if you got up closer, you'd see it's not any better than yours. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
Does that make sense? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
I wish there was a better way of saying that. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
There is. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
That's what I was trying to say to you earlier! | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
All right, all right, I'll cut the lawn! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
I better go or my da will never shut up about his grass. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
See you! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 |