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So, there I was, hard at it, doing me homework, when me ma comes in. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Ah, Roy, that doesn't look like your homework. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
But, Ma, it's history homework for Hammo. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
Ah, history - gossip's fancy cousin. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
Your assignment is to write the life story of a historical figure | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
of your choice. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:18 | |
-He wants... -BOTH: ..every fact, every figure, | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
and every single detail. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
I don't know where to start. What do I know about the woman | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
who built France, or the man who invented hiccups? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
Why not try writing about the person you know best? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
-Who's that? -You. We're all a part of history. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Ma was right. But did I really want everybody | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
knowing everything about me? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
There's some things I wish even I didn't know. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Me da was very persuasive, though. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
You know what he's like when he gets fired up about something. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:47 | |
-Does whatever you're saying mean I have to stop reading this paper? -No. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
Do that, then. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
So, I'm writing it all down - the life and thoughts of Roy O'Brien - | 0:00:52 | 0:00:57 | |
cos these are The Roy Files. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Today, I'd like to talk about something | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
we all just can't help doing - | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
making moustaches. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
No, wait, that can't be right. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Mistakes. None of us can help making mistakes. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Take me da... | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
-Bill, Bill... -Yeah? | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
..you wouldn't get us a repair man, would you? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
No, no, not at all, love. No, no, no. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
In fact, you go and spend the call-out charge on | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
something new for yourself. I'll have this fixed in a jiffy, love. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
-Oh, Bill, the bin men are here. -OK. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
-No, I'll take them out. I'll take them out. -Ah, stop. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
-They'll only smell. -You're after missing them - they've just gone. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Yeah. Da never seems to change. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
I'm looking forward to a...fresh start with our new neighbours. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
Hi! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
Our last neighbours stopped talking to us | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
after Dad fell through the bathroom ceiling. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Ha-ha-ha! He was trying to get my kite off the roof. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
It was just bad luck Mrs Murphy was in the bath at the time. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
Yeah, but that's all in the past now. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
I'm sure we won't have any problem with our new neighbours. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
Well, they won't be complaining about the noise any more, anyway! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
-Bill! That's not our house! We're next door! -Da! -Oh! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:14 | |
Get back in the car! In the CAR! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
Drive! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
They say you learn from your mistakes. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
If that's true, he must be a genius by now. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Look at that, look. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Opens and closes like a dream. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
HINGES CREAK | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
You see, I've always been a bit of a natural at the old DIY. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
That stands for "do it yourself", by the way. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
I did this, now, look. Watch this, look. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Look. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Not a wobble. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Not a squeak. Perfect, look. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
I could do this whole chapter of the scrapbook just on me da. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
-A whole chapter on just me. -BILL CHUCKLES | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Yeah, I like the sound of that. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
What's...what's it about? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Oh...you know, stuff. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Oh, you jerk! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
Good, good, good. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
Mammy... | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
What kind of stuff? Hold on, hold on...don't tell me. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
Being organised. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Erm...not exactly. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Erm...I-I know. I know. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
Natural talent. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
-Hold that chair, son, will you? -Yeah. -Good lad. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
You see, son, the secret to successful DIY | 0:03:39 | 0:03:44 | |
-is really simple. -Nice doggy. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
You either have it...or you don't. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
-DOG BARKS -Dad, are you OK? | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Yeah...yeah. None the better, son. Yeah. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
Just going to lie here for another little minute. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
Lovely carpet, isn't it? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
-No, it's not natural talent either. -Erm... | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
Dad? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
What? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
Shouldn't we put up the wallpaper first? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Probably. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
-BOTH: -Ow! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
I've got it. I've got it. Responsibility. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Sure...yeah, that's it. Responsibility. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
There...now. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
At last, huh? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
That's more like it, isn't it, Roy? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Roy? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
MUFFLED SHOUTING | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
-That you, Roy? -MUFFLED SHOUTING | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
That's not good, is it? Erm... | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
Wait, now. Wait... | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
Yeah, cos if you're looking for a responsibility role model, | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
I think you've got the right fella. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Plenty of examples of me being responsible, like the time I... | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
That time you... | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
...erm, when I... | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
-Why don't I just get on with it? -Yeah, OK. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
Don't want to hold you up, son. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Good man. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
So, where were we? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Oh, yeah - mistakes, | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
which brings me...to me. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:19 | |
Unfortunately, the hunky good looks aren't all I inherited from me da. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:24 | |
I've also been known to make a few mistakes of me own. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
SCHOOL BELL RINGS | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
-Aargh! -CHILDREN LAUGH | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
Roy! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
Just ask Hammo. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Aargh! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
MR HAMMOND CRASHES | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
That poor chap has been around for more than one of my mistakes. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
ROY! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
You'd think he'd get used to it, but you'd be wrong. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
-Ah, good. -CHILDREN COUGH | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
Now, can the school get back to business? Hmm? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
Or is there something else you've got in store for us? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
FIRE ALARM BLARES | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
ROY! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
But, hey, we all get stuff wrong now and then. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
I'm sure, someday, we'll laugh about it. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Are you for real? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Says the girl in the imaginary thought bubble. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Do you seriously think that you can fit all your mistakes | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
into one scrapbook? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
I nearly forgot - perfect Becky never makes mistakes. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
That's pretty much the gist of it, yeah. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Oh, really? And what about our trip to the seaside? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
-Come on, I'll give you a hand. -Come on, Roy. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
You weren't so perfect then. You lost me! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
What makes you think that was a mistake? | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
I know you don't mean that. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
-So, where do you go to school? -Do you know...? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:16 | |
I think it's time for a game of hide and seek. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Roy? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
-He must have wandered off. -Yeah, I better go find him. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
Roy! Roy! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
She seeks him here, she seeks him there. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
His goofy sister seeks him everywhere. Ha-ha! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
He's run away! This is all my fault. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
He wanted to play Dance King Three, but I made him | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
go on the kiddies' ride instead, so I could talk to... | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
And that was only your first mistake. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Mistake number two was trying to cover it up. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
Hello? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
Ma? | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Yeah, we're fine. He's playing his dancing game. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Do you want me to take him off it to say hello? | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
You sure? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
OK. Talk to you later. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
I wish I never came out to Bray in the first place. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Yeah, well, I did come clean in the end. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
I'm going to ring my parents. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
-DAD HOWLS IN PAIN -Hey, Becky. Everything OK? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
When? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
Right, OK. We're on our way. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
-What's wrong with you? -Roy's gone missing. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
Missing? Right, where's my car keys? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
-This is my fault. -It's nobody's fault, Bill. -No... | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
So, there you have it. Lots to think about when it comes to mistakes. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
Oh, no, you don't. You're not finished yet. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
Are you sure? Because I can't seem to think of anything else. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
Can't you, now? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
So, if I was to say the words "Dad's car, skateboard, | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
"dopey cartoon boy..." | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
-Did I just hear Ma calling us for dinner? -No. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
Do you want to tell it, or will I? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
All right, all right. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
So, I had this deadly idea, right? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
INAUDIBLE SPEECH | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
He's doing a rock and roll! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
No, he's doing a bomb drop! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
I CAN'T STOP! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
-What's he doing now? -I don't think there's a name for it. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Aargh! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
-Watch out! -Your dad's car! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Aargh! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
Well, I thought it was a deadly idea. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
But you were mistaken, weren't you? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
It's a big bump. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
Oh! Oh! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
You OK, son? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
I...I just had an accident. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
An accident? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
I didn't mean to. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
I-I-I was trying to do a loop the loop, you know? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
It's me dad's car. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
He's going to hit the roof when he sees it! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
So, erm... | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
your dad's out, is he? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Yeah. H-h-he's just gone across to the shops. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Ah...let's have a gander. Mightn't be as bad as we think. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
Just needs a bit of body work done, you know? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Bit of beating out, touching up. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Shouldn't cost too much. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
You think so? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Then again, if that bump's after damaging the engine or the chassis, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
it can add on another couple of zeros. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
ROY GULPS | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
The thing was, I knew Da would hit the roof if he found out | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
what I'd done. He once told me he loved that car like a son, | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
which, now that I think of it, is kind of insulting. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
So, what did Roy do? Tried to hide his mistake. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
Unfortunately, the dope decided to hide it behind | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
an even bigger mistake. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Right, tell you what I'll do. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
I could take it down the end of the main road and back, you know? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Give it a once over. Check that everything's hunky-dory. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
Could you? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
I'll need the keys, though. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Hang on a sec. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:53 | |
I think I know where there's a spare set. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
OK, it wasn't my greatest idea ever. But I was desperate. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
So, we'd gone from car with a it of a dent in it | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
to a front drive with a bit of a car missing from it. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Have the cab company got a car they can loan you? | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
No, they're all driver-owned. What am I going to do, Maura? | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
-I don't know. Call the police. -Call the police. Brilliant, yeah. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Mind you, that's a waste of time, isn't it? Huh? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
I'm only after having it re-sprayed, too. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Lovely new stacking system for my CDs, a buck-skin lumbar cushion... | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
after spending a fortune on it! And you didn't see anything, no? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
-I was in bed. -What about Roy? -Well, I don't know. Ask him! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Here, hold, wait...just hold that. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Roy? Good man, listen... | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Did you see anything while you were out playing in the street? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
-Erm, no... -Anything suspicious at all? -I-I... -Ah, it doesn't... | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
Maura, that car puts food on the table. What are we going to do? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
-Bill, please... -Oh, brilliant... | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
Not good. I know I should have just told the truth, | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
but I was way too scared of what me da would say. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
You shouldn't be scared of telling me anything, son. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Even though he trashed your car and gave it away? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
Absolutely. I want you kids to know that, whatever it is, | 0:12:16 | 0:12:21 | |
as long as you're telling me the truth, I won't get mad. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:26 | |
Thanks, Da. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:27 | |
Now I feel bad I told you I was writing about responsibility. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
-What, you're not? -No. It's about mistakes today. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
And you thought you could fill a whole chapter just about me? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
You're on your own, Roy. I'm out of here. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
You ungrateful little scallywag! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
Wait until I get my hands on you! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Oops! My mistake! | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
So, plenty to think about when it comes to mistakes, | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
but keep to these simple rules, and you'll be fine. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
Remember, everybody makes mistakes, so don't be too hard on yourself. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
And the good news is mistakes are there to be learned from, | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
so we don't have to make them again. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
The bad news is there's always | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
a brand-new mistake out there waiting for us. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
And, finally, if you're not making mistakes then you're not living. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:10 | |
So, the next time you make a mistake, just say to yourself, | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
"I'm living life at the full." | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
And then try not being such a dope the next time! | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
There you go, scrapbook sorted! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
Roy, dinner! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
Perfect timing! | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
A few sausages will put me da back in a good mood, no mistake! | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 |