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So, there I was, doing my homework, and me ma comes in.

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Ah, Roy, that doesn't look like your homework.

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But Ma, it's history homework for Hammo.

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Ah, history. Gossip's fancy cousin.

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Your assignment is to write the life story

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of a historical figure of your choice.

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He wants every fact, every figure, and every single detail.

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I don't know where to start.

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What do I know about the woman who built France,

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or the man who invented hiccups?

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-Why not try writing about the person you know best?

-Who's that?

-You.

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-We're all a part of history.

-Ma was right,

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but did I really want everybody knowing everything about me?

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There's some things I wish even I didn't know.

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Me da was very persuasive, though.

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You know what he's like when he gets fired up about something.

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SCREAMING AND CRASHING

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-Will whatever you are saying mean I have to stop reading this paper?

-No.

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Do that, then.

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So, I'm writing it all down.

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The life and thoughts of Roy O'Brien,

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cos these are The Roy Files.

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OK. Let's do it.

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This is one bit of the scrapbook

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I haven't been looking forward to,

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but I can't put it off any longer.

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It's not my favourite subject, but it is something that happened to me,

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so I can't leave it out.

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Oh! Oh!

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Sorry, Roy. Didn't see you coming.

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Trust me, if you're a cartoon boy

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you could write a book about being bullied.

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No-one is bursting anyone!

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And it would be a horror story.

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You just look like a crumpled-up, badly drawn freak show,

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and everyone's sick of you.

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No, they're not.

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Just cos they don't say it to your face...

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You wreck everything for everyone.

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Look. They don't even miss you.

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Oh.

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In a perfect world, there wouldn't be any bullies,

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and cars would have toilets,

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but let's fix the world one problem at a time.

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If you were being bullied, what do you do?

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Well, the first thing you should do is tell a responsible adult.

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That's if you're lucky enough to know any.

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You see, all you do is that...

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You stand up for yourself.

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Yeah...but no fighting, and, er...

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try and make friends with them.

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Definitely, yeah. Definitely.

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-But it's probably best to stay out of their way.

-Mmm.

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So, fight back without fighting,

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and get close to them but stay away from them?

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Yeah. Thanks.

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Right, first thing, talk to a responsible adult.

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Ahem.

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Ah-hem!

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Ah-he-hem!

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Did you catch a cold, sir?

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No, O'Brien.

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I just wanted to give you my perspective,

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as a hugely responsible adult, on bullying.

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OK, then. What have you got, sir?

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Truth is, O'Brien, there is no need to worry about bullying,

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because I have single-handedly wiped it out.

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No bully would dare play their vile trade while I'm around.

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In a hurry, are we, boys?

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Well, obviously. Do you mind?

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Eh! Do you know who I am?

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-Jervis's dad?

-What? No!

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I am the new vice-principal.

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It's just basic mathematics, O'Brien.

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Fear plus respect multiplied by Derek Hammond equals zero bullying.

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HE LAUGHS AND SNORTS

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Derek, right?

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Yeah, well, Derek, we've got to run, so we'll see you around.

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That poor chap is living in a dream world.

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Oh, it's very easy to condemn bullies, Roy,

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but is that really fair?

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Is it? Roy? Really? Fair? Roy?

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Eh, totally, Miss.

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Bullies are the lowest of the low. End of story.

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I would suggest that we should try and understand why bullies

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express themselves through antisocial behaviour.

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So, what you're saying is, when Deco's flushing my homework

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down the toilet, that's just him expressing himself?

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What I am saying is there is nothing about young Declan's

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behaviour that a good old-fashioned group hug can't cure.

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-I'm not hugging no-one.

-OK.

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Would anyone else like to...?

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UPLIFTING MUSIC

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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Hmm.

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We'll come back to "young Declan,"

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but first, there's one thing that's almost as bad as being bullied,

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and that's when it's happening to one of your mates,

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and sometimes, you don't even know it's happening.

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OK.

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Let's give me ma and da one more chance.

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Well, Roy, if one of your friends are being bullied,

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the signs are usually there if you watch closely enough.

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You may notice someone punching them,

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or maybe even become aware of someone standing on his or her neck.

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I meant less obvious signs, Bill,

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like suddenly they don't seem themselves.

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Maybe they're quieter than usual, or even angry.

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Oh, yeah.

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Like that time with Jack.

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Go on, Roy.

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-Me? Why me?

-Because he'll listen to you.

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DEEP BREATH

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Jack.

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Er...

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HE SIGHS

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A good friend doesn't just ignore that sort of thing.

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I didn't. Not that he seemed too happy, though.

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You can come out now, Roy.

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I know you're there.

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MUFFLED VOICE: Who's Roy?

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-What are you doing here?

-Yeah, I was going to ask you that.

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Erm...

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I-I like the bins, you see.

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Yeah, stop following me, OK?

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And even with my super-spying skills, Jack was on to me.

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Now, lunch money, hand it over.

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So, I had to use the old cartoon invisibility

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to find out what was really going on.

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I'm going to ask you nicely, one more time, hand it over...now.

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And to tie up some loose ends while I was at it.

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-Jack! Quick! Sketch!

-Roy, is that you?

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Listen, I'll explain later!

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We'll be right here after school, and you'd better have that money!

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I was just trying to help, but it only made things worse.

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No-one's ever stood up to them before.

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They're going to want payback.

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That's how bullies work, son.

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They want you scared and thinking they are stronger than you are.

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But they were stronger than us.

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It's bad enough I've the Malones on my back

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without you guys getting hassle too.

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You don't know what it's like.

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I know what it's like when people are just mean,

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just cos you're not like them.

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We have to look out for each other.

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But the Malones hadn't bargained on our secret weapon - Sinead.

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And she wasn't afraid to play dirty.

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Enough messing. Pay up or else!

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Er, sorry to interrupt, but were youse two the same Malone brothers

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that used to go to Mrs Magee's Irish dance classes

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when I was little?

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I have pictures here. Take a look.

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Me mam loves taking pictures.

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I also have an article from the Ballyfermot Gazette,

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congratulating youse on your success from your science competition.

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She keeps all the papers too.

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And best of all,

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I've got these pictures from when youse both came joint second

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in the Little Mister Ballyfermot competition.

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So adorable.

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So cute.

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It's amazing, really,

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how pictures like them can end up on the internet in less than no time,

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for everyone to see.

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And I mean absolutely everyone.

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After that, we had the meanest kids in Ballyfermot in our pockets.

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Not that I have any pockets...or trousers.

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Anyway, that was the last we heard of the Malones.

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It's just a pity Sinead wasn't around to save the day

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when I met the biggest bully of them all.

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HIP-HOP MUSIC

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# Deco!

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# D-D-Deco!

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# And who is it that makes sure you get lots of exercise?

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# Deco!

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# D-D-D-Deco!

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# Deco! #

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Deco's not just a bully, he's lord of the bullies.

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Lots of bullies steal lunch money,

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but he was the first to accept credit cards.

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And he invented the nuclear ninja,

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the most lethal wedgie of them all.

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He's got all the insults.

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Check this out.

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-Nedkus maximus.

-HE SNORTS

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Not in his natural habitat,

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and alone as usual.

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PHONE RINGS

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He's got the technology to do the dirty work for him.

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Oh, this should be good.

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-What's wrong?

-Nothing.

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Yeah, it was nothing.

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PHONE RINGS

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-Here we go.

-Abby, no!

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FAST MUSIC

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And he knows just how to hit you where it hurts.

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What am I supposed to be?

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A gorilla, obviously.

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Roy...

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Didn't you have enough make-up to paint him like a real boy?

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If you're not going to buy anything, Deco, go home.

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Well, I was going to buy this...

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-..but then it burst.

-BALLOON POPS

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She said go HOME!

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DECO LAUGHS

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Whoa, this cat's got claws, lads.

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Better do as the tiger says.

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Don't mind them, Roy.

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GORILLA NOISES

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Roy?

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This can't be good.

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It's like Deco's on a mission to ruin my life.

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I tried to ignore him,

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but sooner or later, something had to give.

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-He's coming!

-GORILLA NOISES

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Go away!

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You boys are hopeless.

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Always keeping your feelings locked up inside.

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That's the safest place for them.

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Yeah, till they eventually get out.

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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GORILLA NOISES

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See, that's what always happens when you bottle up your feelings.

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-What? You turn into a gorilla?

-No.

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They just keep building up until one day, "Boom."

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That's why you need to talk about your problems.

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Why don't you come down, and we can sort it all out together?

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She's right, I think. She usually is.

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THEY SCREAM

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Like that other time I turned the tables on Deco.

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He wasn't so big then, was he?

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But I was.

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-HEAVY FOOTSTEPS

-Do you hear that?

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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Let's go.

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I'm bored.

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Sketch!

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He's gone bonkers!

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It was payback time.

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No, no...!

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-Put me down or I'll...

-Or you'll what?

-Or...I'll ask you again nicely.

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-Please put me down!

-That wasn't so bad, was it?

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Now, buzz off, before I use you to clean the wax out of my ears.

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That showed him.

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But Tara was not impressed, cos something terrible had happened.

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That wasn't just me getting my own back. Now I was the bully.

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-We were only having a laugh.

-Is that so? Doesn't sound very funny to me.

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But they're nothing but bullies. You said so yourself.

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That doesn't mean you have to lower yourself to their level.

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I'm very disappointed.

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-That Tara's a smart girl.

-She's sure is, Ma.

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-And I hope you learned from your mistake.

-Listen to your mother, Roy.

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If there's one thing she knows about, it's making mistakes.

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-What?

-ROY LAUGHS

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What? I'm helping.

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Don't worry, Ma, I'll learn me lesson.

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Yesterday, when Deco ran off in the park, crying like a baby,

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I filmed the whole thing.

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I showed it to him on the bus this morning.

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You should have seen his face.

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I told him if he never bullied you again,

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I'd think about not sending it around the school.

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Let me see that.

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I thought I told you to back off.

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Yeah, about that.

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Listen, Roy, I know I've been a little not nice lately,

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-but if anyone sees that video...

-Relax.

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I've deleted it.

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BOTH: What?! Why?!

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Because it's making us the bullies.

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And now, thanks to you, I know what it's like to be cyber-bullied,

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and I'd never do it to anybody, not even you.

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So, plenty to think about when it comes to bullying,

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but keep to these simple rules and you'll be fine.

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No-one should have to put up with being bullied, so if it's

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happening to you, tell a responsible adult, as long as it's not my ma,

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or me da, or Hammo, or Miss Jervis.

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Anyway, I'm sure you'll be able to find someone.

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Oh, and don't forget, anyone can be a bully, even you,

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so be nice to your schoolmates and your brothers and your sisters.

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-Hey, Roy!

-Oh, not now, Becky, I'm writing my scrapbook!

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No, wait, that's not right.

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What can I do for you, sister dearest?

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Ma says your dinner's ready. Weirdo.

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Thank you, Becky.

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Tell my sausages I'll be right down.

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And last but not least,

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don't keep your sad or angry feelings all bottled up inside.

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They'll just grow and grow until finally, you're a gorilla.

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So, there you go. Scrapbook sorted.

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I think I hear me sausages calling.

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See youse!

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