Part 2 The Sarah Jane Adventures


Part 2

Children's drama series from the makers of Doctor Who. Sarah Jane, Maria, Luke and Clyde must save the Earth before the Slitheen switch off the sun.


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-I'm anxious.

-So am I.

-You've been to school before.

-Not this one.

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-Name?

-Clyde Langer.

-Troublemaker.

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Aaargh!!

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What's wrong with this place? It stinks.

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The food's rotten, something weird's going on.

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-That's flashy.

-It's brand new.

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-There was an article about it.

-I did an IT job, that looked like that.

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Built by Coldfire Construction.

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-Can I help you?

-Do you really think he can help us?

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Yes, we'll use him to solve the storage problem.

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-A 14-year-old human child?

-Yep.

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Lights out, London.

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Have a look round, see if you can find where that smell's coming from.

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She really shouldn't be hanging around school after home time.

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-Is that a threat?

-Yes.

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-Come on!

-Yaaargh!

-Hold on!

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Run! It's no fun if you don't run.

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The smell of human fear, love it!

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- Is there a way out through here? - No, there's no way out.

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So, Luke, how do you like our little science project?

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I am a child of the Slitheen and this is my hunt.

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Run!

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Come on, boy.

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Don't you want a closer look?

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Ya-aa-aah!

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Good sense of smell, have you?

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Oh, yes...best nostrils in the galaxy, official!

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-And you like my perfume?

-Lovely.

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-Then sniff this!

-SHE SQUEALS

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SQUEALING CONTINUES

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-I've found a secret room!

-Not now.

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Get it open!

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It's locked! That thing's real, isn't it? It's real...

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This place is sealed! You're finished!

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- Right here, right now! - This way!

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LAUGHING AND GROWLING

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-Maria!

-Come on!

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Maria!

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-Luke!

-Sarah Jane.

-I was wrong, it is aliens.

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-Yeah, I know!

-Raaagh!

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Right, listen...

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She said make a smell, make a big enough smell and you'll get away!

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-What'll we do, fart our way out?

-Would that be funny?

-What?!

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Come out, little ones...

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They're nearby, Daddy. I can smell you.

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-A strong smell, think!

-A skunk?

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-Yes!

-Wolverine.

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-Pure masculine action.

-Yaaarggh!

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COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING

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Go, go, go!

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COUGHING

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Hunt them.

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GROWLING

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-Wait for me!

-Sarah Jane!

-Come on, Sarah Jane!

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-ZAPPING NOISES Sarah Jane, please!

-Sarah Jane!

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Into the car!

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Come on, hurry!

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-What's that?

-Sonic lipstick.

-Of course.

-What is he doing here?

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-Sorry.

-Somebody else's life in my hands, just what I needed!

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They're getting away.

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That's not fair, Daddy!

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-That woman cheated! I want my hunt!

-Come here...

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That woman had some sort of sonic disruptor.

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This is a level five planet, they're primitives.

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How did she get that? Who is she?

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The galactic police? She could be one of their agents.

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No, she's human, she smelt...

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soupy, they all do.

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Still, if that's her only weapon, she's no big deal.

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Daddy. I want my hunt!

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You'll have your hunt later, I promise.

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Tonight's the night the lights go out!

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THEY ALL LAUGH

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I want answers.

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I've just been chased by aliens and you aren't even freaking out. Why?

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-Who are you?

-You've gotta go home, forget this ever happened. Go home!

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No. I'm part of this, I want to find out the truth.

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What's in there and who's that woman?

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Just leave us alone, OK?

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The police won't leave you alone, when I tell 'em what happened.

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Show me!

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OK!

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At last. We've waited so long for this moment.

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Times have been hard.

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They've been closing in on us from all sides.

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Judoon, forcing us out, the other families against us.

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This will give us a new beginning.

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Wealth, security.

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When we have the money, what then?

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We'll buy a fleet of battle cruisers.

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Return home to Raxacoricofallapatorius.

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I shall smite the Grand Council, crush the Senate.

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The Blathereen and the Hostrozeen will beg for mercy at my feet!

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But we mustn't get carried away.

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First things first. We have the equation, nothing can stop us.

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Now it begins!

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The inhabitants of Raxa...Raxa... Oh!

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Raxacoricofallapatorius.

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The outcast Slitheen Family are scavengers, thieves of technology,

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known to infiltrate low-tech planets by hiding in the skins

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of the dominant native species.

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-Slitheen in Downing Street.

-What?

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Something a friend said once.

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Gas exchange from skin compression often results in...

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-Farting. Farting's funny.

-Right, what's going on in here?

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Why don't you bring round the whole school?

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-If he tells anyone who's gonna believe him?

-Wait,

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I've had monsters from space on me and no-one tells me what's going on.

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Shut up for the minute, I'm busy and you're not important.

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Even if it is getting like Clapham Junction up here. Right.

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The Slitheen have taken over Coldfire Construction.

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Put up buildings all around the world. Why?

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I think know. There's a hidden room in the school, I saw inside.

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-What's in there?

-I've got a theory, Mr Smith could help.

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-Who's that, your dad?

-Mr Smith, I need you!

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'Good afternoon, Sarah Jane.'

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Oh, yes! Is that a computer?

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-'Who's that?'

-Nobody. Mr Smith, Luke would like some help.

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-'Certainly. Hello, Luke.'

-Hello, Mr Smith.

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Bring up our satellite image of London.

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Now plot the positions of every school put up by Coldfire.

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-Ealing, that's us.

-St Cheldon's Comp, Upminster.

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Schools at Epping, Amersham, Richmond, Morden...

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The ends of tube lines - if I'm allowed to speak.

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This is real, all of it's real!

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The talking computer's real, the Slitheens are real. Oh, yes!

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Mr Smith, plot the position of every Coldfire building put up

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in the last 18 months in the world.

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-'Accessing...'

-Paris, Sydney, Beijing.

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Not all capital cities, they're spread out all over the place.

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They look pretty random.

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Wait. Underground railways - they've all got underground railways!

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-Don't have to thank me.

-Link them.

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London, Barcelona, Washington DC, Santiago, Los Angeles, Sydney,

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Beijing, Moscow, Naples, Paris.

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There's a Slitheen at every site.

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And there are ten cities, ten sites. Right, call the army.

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Oh, right, cos that always makes things better.

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-It's not your job.

-There's a cleverer way of going about things.

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But what's it all for, what are they doing?

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Secret room, what was in there?

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Sarah Jane. I've done something really stupid.

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A really bad social mistake.

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I told the Slitheen how to destroy the world.

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I've input the boy's catalyst equation. Now it works perfectly!

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We'll take the night side first,

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build up the charge, section by section. And then...

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This is Glune Fex Fize Sharleveer Slam Slitheen to all Slitheen units.

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Is everybody ready?

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It wasn't working until I gave them the answers.

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-Oh, Luke...

-The power cut last night was a test run.

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But our candles went out and that's not electric.

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'When the capacitors are charged up they act as transducers,

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'converting heat and light into electrical energy.

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'That's how the loop works, it's not connected physically.'

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What has underground railways got to do with that?

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The system generates enormous heat. They act as a cooling system!

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-Glad we sorted that out.

-People getting ill, food going off,

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that's the effect of being next to the capacitors.

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'Indeed. Even on standby,

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'the transducers would cause cellular decay in organic matter.'

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With this system they can drain

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energy from the Earth. Our school's the last link in the chain.

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-But - it needs the whole chain to do that?

-Yeah.

-We bomb the school?

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-If we get in, could you destroy the system safely?

-I think so.

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If we reset the system, shut it down. I'd need a cutting tool.

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What about this?

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-Yeah, and how do we get past the Slitheen?

-We bomb them!

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'Sarah Jane. I've just picked up this report on an American news channel.'

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Breaking news...

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there's a massive loss of power on the west coast of North America.

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Los Angeles has gone dark.

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It's starting...

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And I told them how to do it.

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The day I was born I saved the world.

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Now I've helped to destroy it.

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It works! Section one down, grazie, Napoli!

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Thank you. Moving to Section two.

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Hello, Washington DC!

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Howdy, London!

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-Connect!

-Mr Smith. Give me everything you've got on the inhabitants of...

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-Raxacoricofallapatorius.

-You're making that up.

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-Any weaknesses, anything we can use to fight them.

-'Accessing.'

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-Anybody could have made that mistake.

-No, only he could.

-Clyde!

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Duh! Let's have a High School Musical moment,

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a group hug'll sort it.

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You're right, as if a teacher could have worked out that diagram.

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And the power loss is spreading westwards.

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China is now without power.

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It may be only a matter of time before the effect spreads here.

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Oh, boy...

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-'I have lost the signal.'

-Anything on the Slitheen yet?

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'Accessing.'

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Come on!

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Section nine clear...

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Dormez bien, Paris!

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That makes us next.

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-So synchronize the mega-wattage.

-Er...

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Oh, for the love of Clom!

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Mr Smith does like to take his time.

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Come on..

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'Raxacoricofallapatorians. Calcium-based life-forms.'

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-Give us the weaknesses!

-'Weaknesses.'

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'They are a naturally hardy race.

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'However, their bodies are notoriously hyper-sensitive to...'

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No!

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The Prime Minister has promised the blackouts will not affect the UK.

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Thank you, Prime Minister.

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We can't stop them without this.

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It's real. The end of the world.

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-Thanks to him.

-Will you shut up!

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No Mr Smith. No sonic lipstick.

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No Plan B.

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But we are the only people in the world who can stop this.

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And we will.

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Time to go back to school!

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Without the sonic thing we can't stop them!

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Plus they'll get us before we even reach...

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If you can't say anything useful, go home!

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Wait! This morning, the Slitheen Jeffrey,

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he went mad when he nicked my bag.

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-So?

-What's a Slitheen gonna care about that?

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-You saw him, he sniffed it, he was scared!

-What was in that bag?

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-My books, some Tangfastics, and my lunch.

-What was in your lunch?

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Cold chip sandwich. I made it.

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I wasn't eating from the canteen of death.

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What? They're allergic to potato? Bread? Butter?

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No, the Slitheen in the office, ate a sandwich.

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-What was on the chips?

-Salt and vinegar.

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-Salt! Must be it.

-If the Slitheen are made mostly of water,

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it would dehydrate them, like slugs.

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No, they put extra salt in everything, bread, butter,

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it's something else...

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-It's gotta be the vinegar!

-Vinegar, that's acetic acid.

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-It reacts with calcium.

-They're made of calcium!

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-I'm right. It's the vinegar!

-Kitchen!

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So what're we gonna do,

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just stand there and throw pickled eggs at them?

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Get it all into these.

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-I was joking.

-The car's not gonna start, how do we get back to school?

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We run!

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The capacitors are charged! Time for the coup de grace. The denouement.

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Daddy. You promised I could do it.

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It's appropriate, don't you think?

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We are doing this for our children.

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Yes.

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A new beginning for a new generation of Slitheen.

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Go ahead, lad.

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Turn out the sun...

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WHIRRING

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It just stopped, engine's dead, they're all dead.

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So all this fighting aliens stuff,

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-you've been doing it for years?

-Not now, Clyde.

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Did you go up to the career guy at school and say,

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-"I wanna defend the planet from alien invaders?"

-Not exactly.

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So how did it start?

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It's a long story. If we survive, I'll be happy to tell you.

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WHOOSH!

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-What's going on?

-It's transduction, like the candles.

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-They've switched off the sun!

-They're draining it.

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-It's getting cold.

-We've got about 32.5 minutes.

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-Everyone's gonna die.

-I told you! We're going to stop them!

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What? The four of us?

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With vinegar in plastic squeezies?

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-Alan, where's Maria?

-She's at her mates, I think.

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You think? This is the end of the world!

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It's a power cut, Chrissie, it was on the news.

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The nights are drawing in and you think it's the end of the world.

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Look! The sun's blue, it's freezing!

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Where is Maria, where is she?

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Daddy, she's come back!

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So what? She's an old woman with a funny lipstick. End of.

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-My hunt!

-Ah-ah!

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I think an adult'd better deal with them this time.

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HE CHORTLES

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They just let us walk in here!

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-They want us here.

-Well, what luck, because we want to be in here.

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-The secret room?

-It's this way...

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Ah, human children, the stench of Haribo and chicken nuggets.

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-Get off this planet!

-Shush now.

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It's time to hunt. The hunt is an instinct with us.

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The only way to keep our food safe in the days

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when the Baaraddelskelliumfatrexius beasts

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-wandered the plains of Raxacoricofallapatorius.

-The what?

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Sort of like giant squirrels. We killed them all centuries ago.

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But the hunting instinct remains!

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-Now!

-Yaaargh!

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-Didn't like that, did you?

-Vinegar!

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-Get back!

-Sarah Jane, this way!

-Maria?

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It's working. We're doing our bit, you do yours!

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One step further...

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-RAA-AA-AARGH!

-Keep back!

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HE GROWLS

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You're afraid.

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A Slitheen girl your age would do it, wouldn't think twice.

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But all the fight's gone out of you.

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You just stand there shaking in your shoes.

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That's why we survive, that's why you're losers.

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All of you on this rubbish planet.

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That's why we win! Argh!

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HE SCREAMS

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Oops.

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Oh, great.

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I did it!

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I exploded the Headmaster.

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WAILING

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One of the Family... something's wrong!

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Daddy, look!

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It's Glune, he's been vinegared!

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This is Kist Magg Thek Lutovin Day Slitheen calling the Family,

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we are under attack.

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Glune Fex Fize is dead. Emergency Plan A, all operators here, now!

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Daddy!

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Everything's going to be all right.

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They're here.

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In here.

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And so are our uninvited guests!

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Behold, the capacitor!

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We drain the energy into these and store it.

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In ten minutes this planet's atmosphere gets snatched away,

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but we'll be safe and warm in here.

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And then a spacecraft picks us up.

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-And we sell everything we've collected.

-Why are you doing this?

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The Family came here once before, just a routine job,

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but they never came back.

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I think I might know what happened. Who happened.

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This planet will pay in blood!

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-They were our Family!

-And Luke is mine!

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This will give us a new beginning!

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My son won't have to live like I've had to, cringing in the darkness.

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And I want my son to live, to grow up. I want what's best for him!

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Your stupid son gave us what we needed.

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-I didn't!

-What?

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I thought I did, but I didn't. You made the mistake.

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When you showed me the diagram,

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you didn't tell me that you'd steal power from the sun... It'll explode.

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-It's a bluff!

-What's a bluff?

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-Florm?

-Well, the boy might be right. CRASH!

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It's happening. Turn it off!

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You heard her, turn it off!

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-There's vinegar in this!

-Water!

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That's a bluff.

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I knew that wouldn't work.

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If I reset the system, you can cancel the overload, make it safe?

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-Yes!

-Right. Son, reset the system!

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It's reset. The system's off.

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Now I'll just have to synchronise the mega-wattage. Now!

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Daddy!

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Mum!

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-Yaaargh!

-Luke!

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EVERYONE SHOUTS AT ONCE

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-HE GROWLS

-Aa-aa-aah!

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SHOUTING AND SCREAMING

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SCREAMING

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-It's going to blow up!

-Out now!

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-It's out of control!

-Wait for me!

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Resynchronize the mega-wattage!

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Quickly, we've got to get out of here!

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You can't leave us in here! Use your sonic device,

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-open the door. Open the door!

-I'm only 12!

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He's my son!

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Please, let him live.

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Luke.

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You can't let them out!

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SCREAMING

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It's burnt itself out.

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-We did it!

-He was a child. 12 years old.

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It was them or us!

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Some of the Slitheen got away, I saw them vanish.

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Their machine's useless now. We broke the chain.

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Except there's buildings round the world

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with secret rooms and alien machinery.

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Bye now, love to the Brig!

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Just sorted that. Some friends of mine are going to clear it all up.

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-Friends from UNIT?

-Uh-huh.

-What's UNIT, a furniture shop?

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Where were you? Come here!

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Oh, where've you been?

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We just went up town, grabbed some burgers.

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-The power went off, I was so worried!

-Now it's back on.

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Oh, Sally Anne, bless you, for looking after my Maria.

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My head was full of things that could've happened.

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OK, where've you really been?

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-What d'you mean?

-Such a useless liar.

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Shut up, Alan.

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Did you see the sun? It went blue!

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I mean I've heard of a blue moon, that's quite romantic

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but it was terrifying.

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I was just gonna make tea, are you staying?

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Em, don't tell me, Tuesday, Spanish omelette.

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-As it happens.

-So predictable.

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Go on then, twist my arm. Just this once, I'll suffer your cooking.

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-That's brilliant!

-Oh, sweetheart.

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I may not live here, but I'm still looking after you.

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-Right, cos I'm so useless.

-You are! The sun went out and you lost her!

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She was off gallivanting with Suzie Q!

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Sarah Jane, her name is Sarah Jane.

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Whatever, Sarah Jane.

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Tell you what though?

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Funny things have been happening since you moved in here.

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I'm beginning to get suspicious.

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Suspicious of what?

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Well, think about it, right.

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You move in, opposite Sarah Jane and everyone turns into zombies.

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Then you're with Sarah Jane and the pop factory blows up.

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Then you run off with Sarah Jane and the sun goes out.

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Just ask yourself what have those things got in common?

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Or rather, who have they got in common? Eh?

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-I don't know.

-Me.

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It's all happening to me!

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I just can't move for disasters, it's like I'm cursed!

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What's that for, sweetheart?

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It's cos you're cursed!

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Here's your reward,

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a nice cuppa.

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Oh, d'you mind? Just make sure you put that back where it belongs.

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Is this from outer space?

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No, Venezuela.

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You ask too many questions, Clyde.

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Too late to stop me now.

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I suppose.

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That's how I got started, asking questions.

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But you never told me.

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How did you discover all this stuff, aliens and things?

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I met this man called the Doctor.

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He was an alien, too.

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What, like a big green thing?

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No, he looked just like you and me.

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Except he was nothing like you and me.

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He took me out into space far away from Earth.

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You travelled through space?

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And time. I saw planets and galaxies and all sorts of creatures,

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things you would never imagine.

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So where is he now, then, this Doctor?

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Still out there. Still wandering.

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Still wonderful.

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And he left me behind with his legacy, I suppose.

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To help and to protect.

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To make a stand and to never give up.

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-He sounds cool.

-Cool? Yeah.

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So, are you gonna see him again?

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I hope so.

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The thing is, Clyde, you can't tell anyone about these things.

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It's got to be our secret.

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-Can I trust you?

-Yeah.

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-Promise.

-Thank you.

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-Sarah Jane, Maria's here.

-Coming!

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He's gone back to calling you Sarah Jane. It should be Mum!

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D'you think?

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Yeah, tell him.

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Yeah, I don't know how.

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'Diagnostic checks completed.

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'All systems are functioning normally.'

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All right, while they're downstairs, where are you from?

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-'All systems are functioning normally.'

-Who built you?

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'All systems are functioning normally.

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'Beware your curiosity, boy.' ZAP!

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MR SMITH CHUCKLES Freak weather conditions?

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-Temporary reversals of the Earth's magnetic poles?

-That's the one.

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Mr Smith, start a rumour.

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Insert the words "temporary reversal of the Earth's magnetic poles"

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-into media reports.

-'Confirmed.'

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Can't believe we can't tell anyone.

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I should get millions for what I did today.

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-We all did it.

-But who worked out the vinegar?

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Thank you, Clyde Langer!

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I'll walk you to the bus stop.

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You're right. This is great. Weird, but great.

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And you lot need me. Can't believe you were gonna save those Slitheen.

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They tried to destroy the entire planet, billions of people,

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what was the big dilemma!

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Bus stop.

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You were good...

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and if anyone says you're not cool, I'll set 'em right.

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He's right. Ah, you were amazing.

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-Again.

-I nearly destroyed everything.

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-I messed up.

-I

-messed up.

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New block, the strangeness of it...

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of all people, I should have seen it.

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Instead, oh, I sent you and Maria right in there

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and that was nearly the end of you.

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But I'm still here. Always will be...

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Mum.

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The Lavender Lawns rest home is apparently being haunted by a nun.

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-Help me.

-Doesn't Mr Smith believe in ghosts?

-And neither do I.

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When weirdo nuns turn up on your doorstep

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asking about freaky, glowing alien gizmos.

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One thing you never do, is tell them you've got one.

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-The talisman is dangerous?

-More than you can imagine.

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No, wait. Luke!

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The Abbess will want to see you.

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-The Abbess?

-Luke, he's been nabbed by a nun.

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Really? Protecting a gorgon here?

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A creature with writhing serpents for hair.

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The sisters, they protect her.

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Look on the face of the gorgon and feel your flesh

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turn to stone.

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SCREAMING

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Children's drama series from the makers of Doctor Who, following the adventures of investigative journalist Sarah Jane Smith, a former companion to the Doctor. Sarah Jane, Maria, Luke and Clyde must save the Earth before the Slitheen switch off the sun.


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