Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith The Sarah Jane Adventures

13 Bannerman Road is where Sarah Jane Smith lives!

It's home to things way beyond your imagination.

There's an extra-terrestrial super computer in the wall.

Her son, a genetically-engineered boy genius.

A schoolgirl investigator across the road.

And a whole universe of adventure, right here on the doorstep.

-Ready?

-Always.

Meteor redirected to these co-ordinates.

Strong possibility of germ pathogens.

We've got to neutralise it!

Rani, bio-coolant! Clyde, thermo-clamps!

Go, go, go!

If it splits opens, the germs will escape! We've got to be quick!

-Just in time. Rani?

-On it!

-Agh!

-Whoa! What was that?

It's reading all clear?!

I didn't do anything!

-BEEPING

-There's something there!

-What are you doing here?

-Saving the world.

All in a day's work. Goodbye!

No, wait! Who are you?!

She's exactly like you!

She's bad news, whoever she is.

-Last thing we need is amateurs!

-She looked pretty professional to me.

She must've detected the meteor, so she has alien tech.

-Plus she knew what she was doing.

-Well, I'll get Mr Smith on the case.

We'll find her.

Wait, wait, wait. What did I just see?

We've found her.

What?

There was a big furniture van out there the other day.

Wonder Woman's moved in down the road?!

Agh, you left the hand brake off!

Must be getting old.

-So what now?

-Well...we find out exactly what's going on here.

We need to talk.

-You followed me?!

-We only live over there!

Like I care, get lost!

Not...good enough!

Ah!

-Get out of my house!

-I've been doorstepping since I was 19.

-The days at the South Croydon Echo never left her.

-A journalist?

I might have known. Get out or I'll call the police.

You don't really want to do that.

Not with alien technology lying about the place.

You have no idea what you're getting into here!

Or you wouldn't be bringing kids with you.

Wherever I go, they go.

-You get one minute.

-What's your name?

-What's yours?

-Ruby White.

Put that down! Who d'you think you are?

You used a bio-coolant spray on a meteor you couldn't have known had fallen to Earth.

To destroy germs you couldn't have known it contained.

-Would you like to explain?

-All of which equally applies to you.

Don't think I haven't met amateurs before.

Why this house?

Why move here?

This area -

they call it the Ealing Triangle.

Trueman, the astrologer, happened here.

The Bubbleshock factory, ten minutes away.

WATCH BEEPS Reports of rhinos in police cars.

Alien plant life, shall I go on?

How very peculiar.

Your little cub reporters not taking notes?

My name's Sarah Jane Smith.

I'm not an amateur. I don't think you are either.

I don't care what you think. Your minute's up. Get out.

Now!

'Ruby Ann White. First class degree in biophysics from Oxford,

'attached to the Auckland Institute, recently returned from New Zealand.'

OK, save the rest for later.

-You got to admit, she sounds kosher.

-Yeah, just like us, except ruder.

-Sarah Jane?

-Hmm? Oh, sorry. What were we talking about?

-Er...Ruby White?

-Oh, sorry. I was miles away.

-So what do we do about her?

-What she wants. We stay away.

Yeah, but we keep our eyes open.

Right, you two, home, it's been a long day.

-You OK, Sarah Jane?

-Fine. Bye!

-No, this one.

-Oh!

-Huh?!

Did you see that face, then?! So cheeky.

- Ooh! Hello, new neighbour! - Hello.

Hello, afternoon.

Ooh, charming. Frosty the Snow-woman.

Yeah, maybe she's got her reasons.

-DAD: Somebody knows something.

-Went round there the other day.

-Oh?

-Just to say hello.

-Hello, Clyde.

Secret new friend, why wasn't I invited?

She's not the friendly type. ..Hello, sir.

You know, I'm still not feeling the yellow.

- It was Gita's idea! - It's like summer all year round.

Number 46, is she? I've always wanted to look in there,

but she was a right ratbag, that old Mrs Kuthrapali.

Gita! The woman's only been dead a month!

-Afternoon, Sarah.

-Oh, hi!

-Can't stop. Have to put Luke's tea on.

-Is Luke back? Rani didn't say.

What?

No, no, he's not back...

Sorry, excuse me.

Oh, shall I go over?

No, Mum, leave her alone. Clyde, we need to pick up that stuff.

Bye.

Come on, Haresh.

Look, I know she's been acting a bit weird, but that was off the scale!

And now she's left the door open!

You know what, she needs a holiday.

You're right, let's tell her.

No wait! You hang back five minutes, I'll do it.

-Mum, is something wrong?

-No, nothing, just wanted a chat.

-Missing you.

-Already? It's only been a couple of hours since you called.

Well, Mum's prerogative. How's... Oh, whatshisname, metal dog?

You mean K9? Yeah, he's good. Mum, are you sure you're all right?

Yes, I'm absolutely fine!

-Hey, Rani!

-Hi, Luke.

-Don't worry, I'm keeping your mum out of trouble.

-Oh, tough job.

Listen, I said I'd meet Sanjay back at the Union, gotta go.

See you later, bye.

Love you.

-Right, what can I do you for?

-You are not all right, Sarah Jane.

Oh, yeah, I've been waiting for this, Rani.

I forget something, I make a silly mistake,

and you blow it into this big disaster...

No, I'm not even going to try.

Hey, you're missing Luke?

Yes, of course, but it's not just that.

It's like... I can't concentrate.

When was the last time you took a holiday, a proper holiday?

-I love my work, I don't need one.

-When was the last time?

Look, I can't put a sign on the dark side of the moon,

"Oh, don't invade this week, cos Old Smith, she's on her hols."

Go and see Luke just for a few days. He only lives an hour down the road.

'RED ALERT! RED ALERT!'

-Mr Smith, report!

-'Spacecraft approaching the solar system!'

Get it on the screen!

'Scanning. No visual contact.

'Suggest intruders are using shields.'

Bring up their data traces, quick!

A fleet! Moving in to attack!

-'Inference. Invasion of Earth.'

-Identify!

Whoa!

The Dark Horde! Oh, bad news...

They've never come this near to Earth.

'Their ships are undetectable by human technol...

-'ALERT. Our scan beam is being traced!'

-Well, switch it off!

'Too late, they have located us. Dark Horde strategy

'will be to neutralise any technology considered a threat.'

I know them and what they did on the Kravasta colonies...

They'll be coming straight for us!

'A teleport beam is locking down on the attic.

'I can divert it, but not reverse it.'

-Bring them down in the nearest uninhabited area!

-'Complying.'

-And contact UNIT!

-'All transmissions are now blocked!'

-What, we're on our own?!

-Oh, well, life was getting boring anyway.

Rani, take that!

Clyde...

-Your hour has come!

-What are you doing?

-Our job is to protect this planet! By any means!

-Are you serious?!

-More than I've ever been.

-You're going to let him fire that?!

-Sarah Jane, this is not like you!

-Oh, stop talking and MOVE!

-How many do you think there are?

-Should we split up?

-No! Stay close.

They're down, three of them, advance party.

They'll knock us out, then fortify.

Whoa! Down, down!

-They're coming!

-They won't kill us till they've scanned us.

First indigenous specimens. They're scare tactics.

-The scare tactics are working!

-We need them close.

They're ruthlessly logical.

This Scanblind will overload their sensors.

-They'll think we're tougher, they withdraw - simple!

-Use it!

Close enough! Need to activate it. Clyde, the sonic!

-I don't have it!

-I told you to bring it!

-You said bring this!

-What good's that?! It's not even charged!

What's plan B?

There is no plan B! Oh, I've got us killed.

Scan complete.

Inferiors. Eliminate!

I'm so sorry. Oh, Luke.

Dark Horde Warriors!

You got it wrong, boys! Scan over here...

Wait till you see what I've got for you!

Clyde! Rani! Trust me!

Clyde, left! Rani, right!

Catch!

When I shout, press the buttons!

Trust me!

-Inferiors. Eliminate!

-Now!

-Is everyone all right?

-What did you just do?

You mean, what did we do?

-'Dark Horde fleet retreating.'

-What's that?

-'I'm an artificial intelligence. Hello.'

-Hello.

-Somebody explain.

-'With your help, I reflected back to the Horde

'an image of a slightly stronger version of themselves.

-'Their logical reaction was to flee.'

-Cool! Should call him Mr White!

Ruby, you saved our lives, you saved the Earth! You are amazing!

No, I've been doing my research. If anyone's amazing,

it's you, Sarah Jane. Rani Chandra, Clyde Langer,

thank you both. I don't think we were properly introduced last time,

which is my fault, jumping to conclusions.

You're no amateurs.

If that handshake is still on offer, Sarah Jane?

Welcome to the attic!

Wow, this is incredible!

-'And rather unexpected.'

-Ruby White, say hello to Mr Smith!

-She's a friend.

-Mr Smith, wow, hello!

-Makes my revelation less impressive.

-Nah, he's good - pocket-sized!

Mr White, I like that - reminds me of my dad.

-Where did you get him?

-New Zealand, dredged him out of a swamp.

I couldn't turn him in. They'd use him as a weapon of war.

-Mr Smith, meet Mr White!

-'Hello, Mr Smith.'

'You're certainly the most agreeable artificial intelligence I've met

-'since I've been on this planet.

-You're not so bad yourself, Smithy.'

SARAH JANE LAUGHS There's so much out there.

Alien civilisations. When I was a kid,

I never dreamed the universe could be so strange and beautiful. Finally,

people I can talk to about this. It's like a dream.

Well, welcome to the club.

-I really like her.

-Yeah, me too!

-She's so much like Sarah Jane.

-Cooler car, though.

This is proper good news. We've got a new mate.

Sarah Jane's got someone to take the pressure off.

Isn't that what we're for?

Oh, I love Clyde and Rani. They're great kids, but...

They're a different generation. I could do with a grown-up friend.

I need a friend too. I got you so wrong the other day.

-My big mouth.

-No, no, you were right about one thing.

I put children in danger. Today I nearly got them killed.

Sonic lipstick, which I take everywhere with me.

Except this afternoon, when I really needed it.

Sonic lipstick?!

SHE LAUGHS Well, now I really feel inadequate.

You've led a normal life.

Nothing's been normal for me.

I was 23, thought I knew it all.

Just another day, chasing a story, trying to make my name.

Then my world turned upside down.

Oh, no. What happened?

I met him, didn't I? The man who changed my life.

-Who's that?

-He's...

Erm...

Oh, it's...the Doctor.. Yes, the Doctor!

I'm terrible with names, too, it's no big deal.

-The man who changed my life.

-Who's that?

-He's...

Erm... Oh, it's...the Doctor. Yes...the Doctor!

-I'm terrible with names, too.

-Finish replay.

How could I forget his name, even for a second?

How could I?

Mr Smith, I want a full medi-scan.

-'Of Ruby?'

-Of me.

-Do it!

-'Complying.'

'Compiling scan data.'

-'Sarah Jane, I do not know how to....'

-Well, just tell me!

'There is evidence of deterioration of brain tissue,

'cognitive dysfunction,

'impaired reaction times.

'Damage is not serious, but it cannot be treated.

'I am sorry, you are very ill indeed.'

Listen, in my current condition, should I be given a position

of responsibility and authority over other people's lives?

-'Sarah Jane, it is not my...'

-I want an answer!

'No.'

Thank you, Mr Smith.

So...no-one's irreplaceable.

Try it, it won't bite!

THEY LAUGH

It pongs, though!

LAUGHTER CONTINUES

Are you sure about this, Ru?

Mum, it's only one lesson!

Bye, Mrs Chandra!

-Oh, Ru, call me Gita!

-Call me Ruby.

Ruby...I can't do this any more.

-What? Don't be stupid!

-Mr Smith scanned me.

Second best doctor I know.

I'm getting old, it's too much for me.

Ruby, look at my hands!

-You need to calm down.

-No, listen! I am ill.

My life has made me ill. I'm old and I'm tired and...I'm dangerous.

I nearly got Clyde and Rani killed and...no!

That must never happen again.

No, it's over. I'm over. My story is finished.

But this planet, it needs someone to protect it.

Are you that person? Are you the woman I think you are?

You want me to take over?

You're so much like I used to be.

Wait, we need to stop and think.

We do not have time, we don't need to think.

You're the only other person in the world who could do this.

I wouldn't ask unless I was completely sure.

If you agree, you get this house, you get Mr Smith,

you get Clyde, Rani, you get everything. Yes or no?

-I can't suddenly decide something this big.

-Yes or no!

-Yes.

-Right.

-Well, I'm leaving right now.

-You can't be serious!

I have to. If I don't, I'll change my mind.

-Well, what about Luke?

-Doesn't need me any more.

He's got his own life and I won't be a burden to him.

It's harsh, but this life is harsh.

Just remember... One day, this'll happen to you.

So, it's a deal?

It's a deal.

Right.

Mr Smith...

program Alpha three, you delete my voice from the command program.

Your orders now come from Ruby White.

-'Do you think that is wise, Sarah Jane?'

-It's an order!

My last order.

'Con...confirmed.'

So, Sarah Jane...

What are you going to do with yourself now?

Oh, no plans. I'm just going to drive off

and see where I end up.

Well, um...

It's all yours.

Keys.

And the watch.

Oh, yes...

I mustn't forget this.

Yes, now you've got everything.

-Thank you.

-Oh...

Oh, are you OK?

I'm fine!

We're all going to miss you, Sarah Jane.

Me and all your little chums.

Wonderful, brilliant Rani and amazing, plucky Clyde.

Oh, and your son!

Lukey wukey pukey.

But you don't want these.

Your mind's made up. No looking back, no goodbyes.

You're a hard woman, Sarah Jane!

What am I going to tell those poor, poor kids?

-Wait, I can't think.

-No time to think, you said.

No-one's going to change your mind, least of all me.

-No, I can't leave.

-You can't?

-Not like this.

I didn't even say goodbye to Luke!

It's the way you wanted it.

Mr Smith, get Luke on the screen.

Mr Smith!

He's not answering!

Oh, silly me.

Your voice has been erased from the command program, hasn't it?

Yes, Ruby, please, patch me back in, I must talk to my son.

-No.

-What? Ruby, please.

What's happening?

What's happening is you're not in charge any more.

You gave me these.

You gave me this place.

And you gave me yourself.

-Well, what's left of you.

-Ruby, no.

-Oh, ssh, ssh, don't struggle.

-Where...? Where are we?

-You've got your secret attic.

Welcome to my secret cellar.

What is that?

You mean over there?

That's my stomach.

And it's hungry for your soul.

Yes, you are ill.

I made you ill. I've been draining you dry.

Sucking your life force every time we met, drop by drop.

-Would you like to see?

-Ruby, please! Ruby, no! Ruby!

What are you?

I am Qetesh,

my race devours the excitement and excesses of life,

the adventures, the terrors, the thrills!

That's why I came for you.

Yours is the most exciting life on the planet.

I trusted you.

SHE LAUGHS Well...

I did my homework.

A meteor, playing hard to get, saving you from the Dark Horde.

Oh, you saw yourself in me and so did Clyde and Rani.

Yeah, well, they'll find me.

Hmm, no. Right now, Mr White is back in the attic

preparing a very, very touching farewell message.

-Clyde and Rani will believe you've gone, because you're going to tell them.

-No!

You handed me your life.

Now my stomach can drain you directly.

Soon it will drain you completely, and then my adventure begins!

I will feast on this world.

And you're just the starter.

Once it's consumed you,

it'll be big enough to absorb many more life essences.

-Many, many souls at a time.

-How?

-What are you going to do?

-Well, I'm going to carry on your work.

Well, with one big difference - I'll still be tracking aliens

from the attic, yes, but, um...

I'm going to help them.

Help them? How?

Anyway they like.

They want all the water? Go ahead, drink up. Mineral wealth?

Thataway. Colonise?

-Well, pick a continent.

-You'll destroy the planet.

Eventually, yes.

But what an exciting time humanity will have.

-No!

-CHAINS RATTLE

And I will feed on every drop...

of their terror and despair.

I'll get my hair done like Lady Gaga, all skewwhiff,

-then dye it streaked.

-No way! This is a wind-up.

-I know one when I hear one.

-SHE LAUGHS

-Oh, the door's open again.

-Oi, I'm serious...

Sarah Jane, tell Rani she's..

Oh, sorry, Rubes. Where's Sarah Jane?

Play.

'I want you to listen. Please don't start shouting.

'Most important, don't take it out on Ruby.'

-What's this?

-'I nearly got you killed.

'You aren't safe with me any longer.'

What? No!

No, oh, please, no.

'This life is exciting and wonderful.

'But it changes you, and it's hard. We have a responsibility, all of us.

'The biggest responsibility is knowing when to stop.

-'So I'm stopping. I've gone.'

-What? Gone where?

'Ruby is talking my place. She needs your full trust and support,

'and I know you'll be mature enough to give that to her.

'Please don't try and find me. You've been incredible.

'Clyde, Rani, and Ruby defending the Earth from an attic in Ealing.

'What could be better?

'Goodbye.'

That isn't me! That isn't me!

-You knew about this and didn't tell us?!

-No, Clyde, no!

-You heard what Sarah Jane said.

-She wouldn't go and not tell us!

I tried to talk to her, but she wouldn't listen. I'm sorry!

-It's not your fault, Ruby.

-Luke'll know where she's gone.

-No, she didn't tell him.

-She knew he would talk her out of it.

-Luke doesn't know?!

I don't know what to say.

-Just shut up!

-Clyde! I've just got to talk to him.

Oh... SHE SNIFFS

I'm almost upsetting myself.

-Enjoying the show?

-They'll find a way to stop you.

Aw...

The hope of the dying tastes so sweet.

You've got to get this message, you've got to help!

Clyde? Are you OK?

You and your stupid "holiday", you put this in her head!

-Now she's gone, like my dad's gone, and it's all your fault!

-But...

Just stay away from me!

Oh!

Sweetheart...

Rani?

Whatever's the matter?

It's Sarah Jane.

She's gone.

-She's moved away.

-What? I only saw her yesterday.

Well, are you sure, my love?

She's gone, Mum. And she just left a message with Ruby.

What? Moonlight flit? That's not her style.

She didn't even tell Luke.

Well, now I know this is rubbish. Luke's her son.

The way Sarah Jane looks at Luke...

Well, it's the same way I look at you. A mother knows.

I see you two, having a laugh, sharing your big secret.

Don't think I've not noticed.

You and her, you have something special.

Sometimes, I get a bit jealous.

Mum, don't say that.

But Sarah Jane makes you happy, and that makes me happy.

You listen to me, Rani Chandra. She would never, ever just run off.

-Where's Ruby?

-'Clyde.'

-Tell me.

-'I... I cannot comply...

-'Clyde, I...'

-Doesn't matter. Find Sarah Jane. I'm going after her.

-'I... I cannot com...comply.'

-What's wrong with you?

-'Letter 2.'

-Mr Smith?!

-'Letter 2.'

-What does that mean?

-'Letter 2.'

-What, like the alphabet? The letter B?

'Letter 5.

'Letter 23.'

B...E...W...

Beware! Beware what?!

Clyde, are you OK?

I was worried. What you said before...

Forget it, we've got to find Sarah Jane.

She doesn't want us to find her.

-'Letter 18... 18.'

-What was that?

-Mr Smith?

-What's the matter with you?

'There's nothing wrong. A minor malfunction, now rectified.'

He was trying to tell me something. Beware and then letter 18.

-What's letter 18 in the alphabet?

-Huh?! That's R!

(For Ruby.)

Mr Smith was trying to warn me it's you. You've done this!

You made Sarah Jane go.

Clyde...

We could've had so much fun together, but I can't have you running to Rani and I've heard enough from the zylot.

-Shut him down, Mr White!

-'With pleasure.'

-No!

Mr Smith! No! Mr Smith!

Oh, get off me!

Where is this?

Take a look.

Recognise it?

I think that bit's Finland.

This was my prison.

My people exiled me.

We have a...

A hunger. Mine was too strong.

They trapped me here for eternity with only a game system for company.

Only now it's my ship.

This golf ball?

Well, I reprogrammed the games device.

It took me a while. A long while.

Mr White?

-He's a PlayStation?

-He's taken me to so many places.

But don't go looking for them. They're sadly no longer with us.

-But Sarah Jane scanned you...

-Ah, this has a biodamper.

It screened me.

Belonged to a previous friend, God rest her soul.

-Where's Sarah Jane?

-Ooh!

She's watching us right now.

I was going to feed off you, Clyde.

I wanted your love, your dependence, your hope.

And then your despair.

You can't! Leave him alone.

< RUMBLING

RUBY: 'Now this ship will be your prison, too.'

No!

But only for a little while.

We've only got the air we came in with and...

I don't need it.

Goodbye, Clyde.

No!

No, Ruby!

VOICE ECHOES

-Come on, Clyde, pick up!

-'The number you dialled is not available.

'Please try again...' DOORBELL RINGS

Clyde!

What the hell's going on?

Suddenly Clyde leaves me a message. I rush down here and Mum's gone!

What did you do? I trusted you.

-So it's my fault again!

-You and Clyde must've done something...

-You're the one who left her!

-'Mistress!'

Immediate cessation. Stop arguing. We must locate Mistress Sarah Jane.

Co-operation between all units essential.

Sorry, Rani.

Where's Clyde? We need him.

K9, can you track Clyde's phone, tell me where he is?

Attempting to contact mobile now.

We'll get him round, Mum and Dad will be gone for hours.

Phone out of communication range. However,

transponder locators indicate Victus 471.3 231.4.

-That's impossible, recalculate.

-Calculation confirmed.

-What's the matter?

-The coordinates - that's space. He's in orbit.

-Help!

-VOICE ECHOES

HE PANTS

-We have to get to the attic, we need Mr Smith.

-Wait! Both of you try this.

Today, Sarah Jane runs away without saying a word.

Ruby takes over and Clyde is now in space. What are the chances of that?

-0.1%.

-Which means it's not by chance.

Which means it's Ruby. And I believed her.

Ruby!

-She's got Mum and Clyde.

-And my mum saw it, we didn't. None of us.

Have you still got that photo of Ruby and Mr White?

-Here.

-K9, scan it.

Affirmative, Master Luke.

Scan reveals technology of Mr White unit is of Qetesh origin.

-What's a Qetesh?

-They are called Soul Stealers.

Skilled in manipulation, they create heightened emotional states

in their victims and drain their life essence.

Ruby's a Qetesh! Mum wasn't ill, Ruby was feeding from her!

Oh, Luke, I am so sorry.

She tricked you all, it's not your fault.

Alert! Image does not show entirety of Qetesh entity.

The human part is just the mouth. Qetesh stomach must be nearby.

The stomach?! Oh, my God! Sarah Jane!

No...

RUBY LAUGHS 'Oh...'

I can feel Sarah Jane Smith fading away.

-MR WHITE:

-'On schedule.'

-Not long now.

-Rani, get out of my way.

-You run in there and she will kill you.

-We need to think, you taught me to think, use logic!

-Logic?

Mr Smith should have seen this!

Inferior Smith was dominated by Qetesh "Mr White" unit.

-Typical.

-Well, can we get him back on our side?

Scan reveals that Mr White unit is a modified

and corrupted holographic entertainment system.

Of course. 5D holograms!

Rani, there never was a meteor or an invasion, it was all special effects.

Also, Mr White unit must control a teleport link.

-Which is how Clyde's got up there.

-Correct.

-So, Mr White, he's just a games console?!

-But massively upgraded.

-Can you wipe him, get rid of the upgrades?

-Reset him. See? Logic!

I can transmit a reset codec.

I can then assume control, release Mr Smith and rescue Master Clyde.

Then do it, now!

Regret. I will need direct access to transmit signal.

Oh, no!

No.

Wait.

K9, if we get this close to Mr White, can you send the signal that way?

Affirmative. Caution, audio relay not ideal,

it will take some minutes to complete reset.

-Some minutes. How many's some?

-Doesn't matter, let's go.

-Stop!

She'll know something's up if you walk in there!

-You can't...

-It's the only way. Or Clyde and Sarah Jane will die.

Rani, Sarah Jane, Luke...

My time's almost up.

It'll soon be over. But you'll find the phone.

Sarah Jane, you're the best.

Don't ever beat yourself up about this, OK?

I've had the best time.

And tell Mum I had to go away, tell her I'm sorry...

And Luke?

Best mates, forever, yeah?

Rani...

You're brilliant.

I always...

I always...

Rani. How's Clyde?

How's everything?

Clyde's not good with his emotions. You know what blokes are like.

-Come here, Ruby, I need a hug.

-Oh!

-I thought you'd blame me.

-I'd never blame you.

You know we'll always be mates.

Clyde's just a bit touchy, cos of his dad. Look...

-I could do with a girly chat, though.

-Oh, OK.

How are you holding up? It must be really hard on you.

Oh, the shock of it.

She just sprang it on me last night, I've hardly slept.

-And I bet she didn't give you much choice.

-You know Sarah Jane.

I keep hoping she'll suddenly walk through the door, but...

If it really is me in charge, then, um...

I'm going to need you, Rani.

Oh, Ruby...

Oh! Oh, come on.

There, there, it'll be all right.

You and me...

And Clyde.

And Clyde...of course.

There's something else. I can say it, now she's gone.

Don't tell Clyde.

I prefer you to Sarah Jane. You're going to be so much more fun.

With Sarah Jane, it was just rules, rules, rules!

Don't wander off, do your homework. You know, to be honest,

-it's a relief she's gone.

-Oh, Rani. That's so sweet.

You shouldn't say things like that.

Because they're not very convincing!

Agh! Oh!

Right, I enjoyed you having to do that.

Now you're going to tell me why!

K9, now, it has to be now!

Contact!

MACHINE STARTS UP

'Contact.

'Factory settings restored.'

Clever...little girl!

-Get Clyde down! Teleport, now!

-Teleportation in ten seconds.

Oh, Rani... Mummy will be so upset.

Clyde!

Stay away from her!

-I know you'll never fire that.

-Course not.

I just want you standing there. Mr Smith, Containment Vortex now!

A force field, how quaint.

Don't think this is going to hold me for long.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Rani, I love you.

Mr White, my mum, where is she?

'Your mother's in the cellar at Number 46, Old Forest Road.'

Eugh, that must be Ruby's stomach.

-Mum!

-Her what?

My stomach!

-'Vortex compromised.'

-Better start running.

'Vortex compromised!'

Get over there, I'll deal with her.

Luke Smith, you really are your mother's son.

But it changes nothing.

She's finished! Clyde and Rani are next,

-and then I'm coming for you.

-'Containment Vortex critical.'

Mine, I think.

-BUZZ!

-Agh!

No chance! Give it up, now!

'I have blocked all teleport transmissions.'

Well, I can still use my legs. My power is growing

and soon no-one on this planet will be safe from me!

Mr Smith, what she said! Her power's growing, so it's not ready yet.

'I do not understand you, Luke.'

Both of you, give me everything you've got on Qetesh!

The way they feed, the stomach. Mr White, clear hologram channels

for emergency transmission.

Sarah Jane!

-Get back!

-Oh, oh...

I knew...

Oh, I knew you could do it.

-We're getting out of here!

-I'm afraid not!

This is where the adventure ends. Yours, not mine.

I wouldn't normally do this, but for you three...

it'll be a pleasure.

Direct absorption of living flesh.

FRIGHTENED GASPS

Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith!

Qetesh! This is your one and only warning.

-Luke!

-Leave this planet now!

SHE LAUGHS

And here's sonny boy.

Are you threatening me? You're nothing!

Come and join the feast!

Mr White, hologram program now!

Of course Sarah Jane hasn't run off.

Bet Rani's with her and Langer right now, doing whatever it is they do.

Haresh!

Get down!

Agh!

You wanted thrills, Qetesh? Here they are!

Mr White's sending out a hologram! Everyone on Earth is seeing your meteor coming right to them!

Millions of them. He's giving it everything he's got!

-And you're giving her what she wants!

-But too much!

An emotional surge from six billion people all in one go.

It's overwhelming her.

CRIES OF PAIN

Feedback from the whole world.

Starter, main course, pudding, everything at once.

You've been super-sized!

It's going to splurge, I know it. It's going to splurge!

Ah! Oh, ah! Agh!

Everything you've taken from my mum, she's getting it back!

Thank you, Rani. Hello, Luke. Welcome home!

You aced it, Lukeyboy! Oh, look.

It didn't splurge!

OK.

It did.

Ruby... You made a big mistake coming here.

What we do, it isn't for thrills. It's not yours to take.

Sarah Jane...

-I underestimated you.

-No. You know me inside out.

I knew I could rely on Luke, Rani and Clyde.

I could always rely on them.

But my hunger, I need to feed. I can't help the way I am.

Yeah, but you didn't have to enjoy it so much.

I wish I could help you. But I can't.

What are you going to do to me?

That teleport bracelet, a link to your prison?

Where your people judged you should be.

Who am I to question their judgment?

No, no, don't send me back into the darkness.

Please, you understand!

I can't be alone, you know what that's like!

-Don't fall for it, Sarah Jane.

-Oh, Rani!

I wasn't born yesterday.

WATCH BUZZES

This isn't the end. I'll make you regret this!

You will suffer for this, Sarah Jane Smith!

'Gravity lock disengaging.'

This world will suffer!

HER VOICE FADES INTO THE DISTANCE

Right, Mr White is going straight into the safe.

-Can't I keep him? He's just a flashy games console now.

-Nice try. No.

No, Mum. I didn't see anything.

Probably just an advert or something.

One of those new 3D games. Yeah! I'll be home soon, I promise.

-Bye!

-3D games? I like that. Get Mr Smith to do a cover story.

'I take it the combined efforts of myself and K9 were satisfactory?'

-You called him K9!

-'He's not so bad after all.

-'I've met worse.

-It is an equitable arrangement.'

Get a room, boys!

All of you saved me.

Every single one of you played a part.

Thank you. But don't think you're having an easy ride.

-We've got a planet to protect.

-You sure you're up to it?

Oh, Clyde. With a team like this? Yeah, I think I can go on forever.

-CAR HORN BEEPS OUTSIDE

-Oh, that's our ride.

-Ride where?

Pizza, cinema, whatever you like. I think we've earned one night off.

'Goodbye, Sarah Jane.'

Lukeyboy.

'Yes, there are amazing things up there in the universe.

'But they've got some very stiff competition down here on Earth.'

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