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Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith

Children's science fiction drama. No one can defend the Earth forever, but who could ever replace Sarah Jane?


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13 Bannerman Road is where Sarah Jane Smith lives!

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It's home to things way beyond your imagination.

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There's an extra-terrestrial super computer in the wall.

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Her son, a genetically-engineered boy genius.

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A schoolgirl investigator across the road.

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And a whole universe of adventure, right here on the doorstep.

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-Ready?

-Always.

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Meteor redirected to these co-ordinates.

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Strong possibility of germ pathogens.

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We've got to neutralise it!

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Rani, bio-coolant! Clyde, thermo-clamps!

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Go, go, go!

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If it splits opens, the germs will escape! We've got to be quick!

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-Just in time. Rani?

-On it!

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-Agh!

-Whoa! What was that?

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It's reading all clear?!

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I didn't do anything!

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-BEEPING

-There's something there!

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-What are you doing here?

-Saving the world.

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All in a day's work. Goodbye!

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No, wait! Who are you?!

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She's exactly like you!

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She's bad news, whoever she is.

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-Last thing we need is amateurs!

-She looked pretty professional to me.

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She must've detected the meteor, so she has alien tech.

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-Plus she knew what she was doing.

-Well, I'll get Mr Smith on the case.

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We'll find her.

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Wait, wait, wait. What did I just see?

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We've found her.

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What?

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There was a big furniture van out there the other day.

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Wonder Woman's moved in down the road?!

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Agh, you left the hand brake off!

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Must be getting old.

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-So what now?

-Well...we find out exactly what's going on here.

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We need to talk.

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-You followed me?!

-We only live over there!

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Like I care, get lost!

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Not...good enough!

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Ah!

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-Get out of my house!

-I've been doorstepping since I was 19.

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-The days at the South Croydon Echo never left her.

-A journalist?

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I might have known. Get out or I'll call the police.

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You don't really want to do that.

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Not with alien technology lying about the place.

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You have no idea what you're getting into here!

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Or you wouldn't be bringing kids with you.

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Wherever I go, they go.

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-You get one minute.

-What's your name?

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-What's yours?

-Ruby White.

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Put that down! Who d'you think you are?

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You used a bio-coolant spray on a meteor you couldn't have known had fallen to Earth.

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To destroy germs you couldn't have known it contained.

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-Would you like to explain?

-All of which equally applies to you.

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Don't think I haven't met amateurs before.

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Why this house?

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Why move here?

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This area -

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they call it the Ealing Triangle.

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Trueman, the astrologer, happened here.

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The Bubbleshock factory, ten minutes away.

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WATCH BEEPS Reports of rhinos in police cars.

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Alien plant life, shall I go on?

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How very peculiar.

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Your little cub reporters not taking notes?

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My name's Sarah Jane Smith.

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I'm not an amateur. I don't think you are either.

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I don't care what you think. Your minute's up. Get out.

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Now!

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'Ruby Ann White. First class degree in biophysics from Oxford,

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'attached to the Auckland Institute, recently returned from New Zealand.'

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OK, save the rest for later.

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-You got to admit, she sounds kosher.

-Yeah, just like us, except ruder.

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-Sarah Jane?

-Hmm? Oh, sorry. What were we talking about?

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-Er...Ruby White?

-Oh, sorry. I was miles away.

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-So what do we do about her?

-What she wants. We stay away.

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Yeah, but we keep our eyes open.

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Right, you two, home, it's been a long day.

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-You OK, Sarah Jane?

-Fine. Bye!

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-No, this one.

-Oh!

-Huh?!

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Did you see that face, then?! So cheeky.

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- Ooh! Hello, new neighbour! - Hello.

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Hello, afternoon.

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Ooh, charming. Frosty the Snow-woman.

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Yeah, maybe she's got her reasons.

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-DAD: Somebody knows something.

-Went round there the other day.

-Oh?

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-Just to say hello.

-Hello, Clyde.

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Secret new friend, why wasn't I invited?

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She's not the friendly type. ..Hello, sir.

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You know, I'm still not feeling the yellow.

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- It was Gita's idea! - It's like summer all year round.

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Number 46, is she? I've always wanted to look in there,

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but she was a right ratbag, that old Mrs Kuthrapali.

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Gita! The woman's only been dead a month!

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-Afternoon, Sarah.

-Oh, hi!

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-Can't stop. Have to put Luke's tea on.

-Is Luke back? Rani didn't say.

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What?

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No, no, he's not back...

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Sorry, excuse me.

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Oh, shall I go over?

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No, Mum, leave her alone. Clyde, we need to pick up that stuff.

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Bye.

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Come on, Haresh.

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Look, I know she's been acting a bit weird, but that was off the scale!

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And now she's left the door open!

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You know what, she needs a holiday.

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You're right, let's tell her.

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No wait! You hang back five minutes, I'll do it.

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-Mum, is something wrong?

-No, nothing, just wanted a chat.

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-Missing you.

-Already? It's only been a couple of hours since you called.

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Well, Mum's prerogative. How's... Oh, whatshisname, metal dog?

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You mean K9? Yeah, he's good. Mum, are you sure you're all right?

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Yes, I'm absolutely fine!

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-Hey, Rani!

-Hi, Luke.

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-Don't worry, I'm keeping your mum out of trouble.

-Oh, tough job.

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Listen, I said I'd meet Sanjay back at the Union, gotta go.

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See you later, bye.

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Love you.

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-Right, what can I do you for?

-You are not all right, Sarah Jane.

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Oh, yeah, I've been waiting for this, Rani.

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I forget something, I make a silly mistake,

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and you blow it into this big disaster...

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No, I'm not even going to try.

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Hey, you're missing Luke?

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Yes, of course, but it's not just that.

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It's like... I can't concentrate.

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When was the last time you took a holiday, a proper holiday?

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-I love my work, I don't need one.

-When was the last time?

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Look, I can't put a sign on the dark side of the moon,

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"Oh, don't invade this week, cos Old Smith, she's on her hols."

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Go and see Luke just for a few days. He only lives an hour down the road.

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'RED ALERT! RED ALERT!'

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-Mr Smith, report!

-'Spacecraft approaching the solar system!'

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Get it on the screen!

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'Scanning. No visual contact.

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'Suggest intruders are using shields.'

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Bring up their data traces, quick!

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A fleet! Moving in to attack!

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-'Inference. Invasion of Earth.'

-Identify!

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Whoa!

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The Dark Horde! Oh, bad news...

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They've never come this near to Earth.

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'Their ships are undetectable by human technol...

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-'ALERT. Our scan beam is being traced!'

-Well, switch it off!

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'Too late, they have located us. Dark Horde strategy

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'will be to neutralise any technology considered a threat.'

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I know them and what they did on the Kravasta colonies...

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They'll be coming straight for us!

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'A teleport beam is locking down on the attic.

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'I can divert it, but not reverse it.'

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-Bring them down in the nearest uninhabited area!

-'Complying.'

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-And contact UNIT!

-'All transmissions are now blocked!'

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-What, we're on our own?!

-Oh, well, life was getting boring anyway.

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Rani, take that!

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Clyde...

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-Your hour has come!

-What are you doing?

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-Our job is to protect this planet! By any means!

-Are you serious?!

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-More than I've ever been.

-You're going to let him fire that?!

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-Sarah Jane, this is not like you!

-Oh, stop talking and MOVE!

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-How many do you think there are?

-Should we split up?

-No! Stay close.

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They're down, three of them, advance party.

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They'll knock us out, then fortify.

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Whoa! Down, down!

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-They're coming!

-They won't kill us till they've scanned us.

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First indigenous specimens. They're scare tactics.

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-The scare tactics are working!

-We need them close.

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They're ruthlessly logical.

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This Scanblind will overload their sensors.

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-They'll think we're tougher, they withdraw - simple!

-Use it!

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Close enough! Need to activate it. Clyde, the sonic!

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-I don't have it!

-I told you to bring it!

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-You said bring this!

-What good's that?! It's not even charged!

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What's plan B?

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There is no plan B! Oh, I've got us killed.

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Scan complete.

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Inferiors. Eliminate!

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I'm so sorry. Oh, Luke.

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Dark Horde Warriors!

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You got it wrong, boys! Scan over here...

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Wait till you see what I've got for you!

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Clyde! Rani! Trust me!

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Clyde, left! Rani, right!

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Catch!

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When I shout, press the buttons!

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Trust me!

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-Inferiors. Eliminate!

-Now!

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-Is everyone all right?

-What did you just do?

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You mean, what did we do?

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-'Dark Horde fleet retreating.'

-What's that?

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-'I'm an artificial intelligence. Hello.'

-Hello.

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-Somebody explain.

-'With your help, I reflected back to the Horde

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'an image of a slightly stronger version of themselves.

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-'Their logical reaction was to flee.'

-Cool! Should call him Mr White!

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Ruby, you saved our lives, you saved the Earth! You are amazing!

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No, I've been doing my research. If anyone's amazing,

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it's you, Sarah Jane. Rani Chandra, Clyde Langer,

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thank you both. I don't think we were properly introduced last time,

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which is my fault, jumping to conclusions.

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You're no amateurs.

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If that handshake is still on offer, Sarah Jane?

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Welcome to the attic!

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Wow, this is incredible!

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-'And rather unexpected.'

-Ruby White, say hello to Mr Smith!

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-She's a friend.

-Mr Smith, wow, hello!

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-Makes my revelation less impressive.

-Nah, he's good - pocket-sized!

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Mr White, I like that - reminds me of my dad.

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-Where did you get him?

-New Zealand, dredged him out of a swamp.

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I couldn't turn him in. They'd use him as a weapon of war.

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-Mr Smith, meet Mr White!

-'Hello, Mr Smith.'

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'You're certainly the most agreeable artificial intelligence I've met

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-'since I've been on this planet.

-You're not so bad yourself, Smithy.'

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SARAH JANE LAUGHS There's so much out there.

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Alien civilisations. When I was a kid,

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I never dreamed the universe could be so strange and beautiful. Finally,

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people I can talk to about this. It's like a dream.

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Well, welcome to the club.

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-I really like her.

-Yeah, me too!

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-She's so much like Sarah Jane.

-Cooler car, though.

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This is proper good news. We've got a new mate.

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Sarah Jane's got someone to take the pressure off.

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Isn't that what we're for?

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Oh, I love Clyde and Rani. They're great kids, but...

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They're a different generation. I could do with a grown-up friend.

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I need a friend too. I got you so wrong the other day.

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-My big mouth.

-No, no, you were right about one thing.

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I put children in danger. Today I nearly got them killed.

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Sonic lipstick, which I take everywhere with me.

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Except this afternoon, when I really needed it.

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Sonic lipstick?!

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SHE LAUGHS Well, now I really feel inadequate.

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You've led a normal life.

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Nothing's been normal for me.

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I was 23, thought I knew it all.

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Just another day, chasing a story, trying to make my name.

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Then my world turned upside down.

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Oh, no. What happened?

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I met him, didn't I? The man who changed my life.

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-Who's that?

-He's...

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Erm...

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Oh, it's...the Doctor.. Yes, the Doctor!

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I'm terrible with names, too, it's no big deal.

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-The man who changed my life.

-Who's that?

-He's...

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Erm... Oh, it's...the Doctor. Yes...the Doctor!

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-I'm terrible with names, too.

-Finish replay.

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How could I forget his name, even for a second?

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How could I?

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Mr Smith, I want a full medi-scan.

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-'Of Ruby?'

-Of me.

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-Do it!

-'Complying.'

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'Compiling scan data.'

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-'Sarah Jane, I do not know how to....'

-Well, just tell me!

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'There is evidence of deterioration of brain tissue,

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'cognitive dysfunction,

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'impaired reaction times.

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'Damage is not serious, but it cannot be treated.

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'I am sorry, you are very ill indeed.'

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Listen, in my current condition, should I be given a position

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of responsibility and authority over other people's lives?

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-'Sarah Jane, it is not my...'

-I want an answer!

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'No.'

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Thank you, Mr Smith.

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So...no-one's irreplaceable.

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Try it, it won't bite!

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THEY LAUGH

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It pongs, though!

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LAUGHTER CONTINUES

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Are you sure about this, Ru?

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Mum, it's only one lesson!

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Bye, Mrs Chandra!

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-Oh, Ru, call me Gita!

-Call me Ruby.

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Ruby...I can't do this any more.

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-What? Don't be stupid!

-Mr Smith scanned me.

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Second best doctor I know.

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I'm getting old, it's too much for me.

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Ruby, look at my hands!

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-You need to calm down.

-No, listen! I am ill.

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My life has made me ill. I'm old and I'm tired and...I'm dangerous.

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I nearly got Clyde and Rani killed and...no!

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That must never happen again.

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No, it's over. I'm over. My story is finished.

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But this planet, it needs someone to protect it.

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Are you that person? Are you the woman I think you are?

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You want me to take over?

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You're so much like I used to be.

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Wait, we need to stop and think.

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We do not have time, we don't need to think.

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You're the only other person in the world who could do this.

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I wouldn't ask unless I was completely sure.

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If you agree, you get this house, you get Mr Smith,

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you get Clyde, Rani, you get everything. Yes or no?

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-I can't suddenly decide something this big.

-Yes or no!

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-Yes.

-Right.

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-Well, I'm leaving right now.

-You can't be serious!

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I have to. If I don't, I'll change my mind.

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-Well, what about Luke?

-Doesn't need me any more.

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He's got his own life and I won't be a burden to him.

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It's harsh, but this life is harsh.

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Just remember... One day, this'll happen to you.

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So, it's a deal?

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It's a deal.

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Right.

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Mr Smith...

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program Alpha three, you delete my voice from the command program.

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Your orders now come from Ruby White.

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-'Do you think that is wise, Sarah Jane?'

-It's an order!

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My last order.

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'Con...confirmed.'

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So, Sarah Jane...

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What are you going to do with yourself now?

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Oh, no plans. I'm just going to drive off

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and see where I end up.

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Well, um...

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It's all yours.

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Keys.

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And the watch.

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Oh, yes...

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I mustn't forget this.

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Yes, now you've got everything.

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-Thank you.

-Oh...

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Oh, are you OK?

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I'm fine!

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We're all going to miss you, Sarah Jane.

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Me and all your little chums.

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Wonderful, brilliant Rani and amazing, plucky Clyde.

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Oh, and your son!

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Lukey wukey pukey.

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But you don't want these.

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Your mind's made up. No looking back, no goodbyes.

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You're a hard woman, Sarah Jane!

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What am I going to tell those poor, poor kids?

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-Wait, I can't think.

-No time to think, you said.

0:22:160:22:19

No-one's going to change your mind, least of all me.

0:22:190:22:22

-No, I can't leave.

-You can't?

-Not like this.

0:22:220:22:25

I didn't even say goodbye to Luke!

0:22:250:22:29

It's the way you wanted it.

0:22:290:22:31

Mr Smith, get Luke on the screen.

0:22:310:22:34

Mr Smith!

0:22:360:22:38

He's not answering!

0:22:380:22:40

Oh, silly me.

0:22:400:22:43

Your voice has been erased from the command program, hasn't it?

0:22:430:22:46

Yes, Ruby, please, patch me back in, I must talk to my son.

0:22:460:22:50

-No.

-What? Ruby, please.

0:22:520:22:56

What's happening?

0:22:580:23:00

What's happening is you're not in charge any more.

0:23:000:23:03

You gave me these.

0:23:030:23:05

You gave me this place.

0:23:050:23:07

And you gave me yourself.

0:23:070:23:09

-Well, what's left of you.

-Ruby, no.

-Oh, ssh, ssh, don't struggle.

0:23:090:23:13

-Where...? Where are we?

-You've got your secret attic.

0:23:190:23:23

Welcome to my secret cellar.

0:23:230:23:25

What is that?

0:23:290:23:32

You mean over there?

0:23:330:23:34

That's my stomach.

0:23:390:23:41

And it's hungry for your soul.

0:23:410:23:44

Yes, you are ill.

0:23:440:23:46

I made you ill. I've been draining you dry.

0:23:460:23:49

Sucking your life force every time we met, drop by drop.

0:23:490:23:55

-Would you like to see?

-Ruby, please! Ruby, no! Ruby!

0:23:550:24:00

What are you?

0:24:040:24:06

I am Qetesh,

0:24:060:24:08

my race devours the excitement and excesses of life,

0:24:080:24:12

the adventures, the terrors, the thrills!

0:24:120:24:15

That's why I came for you.

0:24:150:24:17

Yours is the most exciting life on the planet.

0:24:170:24:21

I trusted you.

0:24:210:24:23

SHE LAUGHS Well...

0:24:230:24:25

I did my homework.

0:24:250:24:27

A meteor, playing hard to get, saving you from the Dark Horde.

0:24:270:24:33

Oh, you saw yourself in me and so did Clyde and Rani.

0:24:340:24:39

Yeah, well, they'll find me.

0:24:390:24:41

Hmm, no. Right now, Mr White is back in the attic

0:24:410:24:46

preparing a very, very touching farewell message.

0:24:460:24:49

-Clyde and Rani will believe you've gone, because you're going to tell them.

-No!

0:24:490:24:54

You handed me your life.

0:24:570:25:00

Now my stomach can drain you directly.

0:25:000:25:03

Soon it will drain you completely, and then my adventure begins!

0:25:130:25:19

I will feast on this world.

0:25:200:25:25

And you're just the starter.

0:25:320:25:34

Once it's consumed you,

0:25:340:25:36

it'll be big enough to absorb many more life essences.

0:25:360:25:41

-Many, many souls at a time.

-How?

0:25:410:25:44

-What are you going to do?

-Well, I'm going to carry on your work.

0:25:440:25:48

Well, with one big difference - I'll still be tracking aliens

0:25:480:25:52

from the attic, yes, but, um...

0:25:520:25:55

I'm going to help them.

0:25:550:25:57

Help them? How?

0:25:570:25:59

Anyway they like.

0:25:590:26:01

They want all the water? Go ahead, drink up. Mineral wealth?

0:26:010:26:04

Thataway. Colonise?

0:26:040:26:06

-Well, pick a continent.

-You'll destroy the planet.

0:26:060:26:10

Eventually, yes.

0:26:100:26:12

But what an exciting time humanity will have.

0:26:120:26:15

-No!

-CHAINS RATTLE

0:26:150:26:18

And I will feed on every drop...

0:26:180:26:23

of their terror and despair.

0:26:230:26:28

I'll get my hair done like Lady Gaga, all skewwhiff,

0:26:280:26:31

-then dye it streaked.

-No way! This is a wind-up.

0:26:310:26:34

-I know one when I hear one.

-SHE LAUGHS

0:26:340:26:36

-Oh, the door's open again.

-Oi, I'm serious...

0:26:360:26:39

Sarah Jane, tell Rani she's..

0:26:390:26:42

Oh, sorry, Rubes. Where's Sarah Jane?

0:26:430:26:47

Play.

0:26:500:26:51

'I want you to listen. Please don't start shouting.

0:26:510:26:55

'Most important, don't take it out on Ruby.'

0:26:550:26:59

-What's this?

-'I nearly got you killed.

0:26:590:27:02

'You aren't safe with me any longer.'

0:27:020:27:04

What? No!

0:27:040:27:06

No, oh, please, no.

0:27:060:27:08

'This life is exciting and wonderful.

0:27:080:27:11

'But it changes you, and it's hard. We have a responsibility, all of us.

0:27:110:27:15

'The biggest responsibility is knowing when to stop.

0:27:150:27:18

-'So I'm stopping. I've gone.'

-What? Gone where?

0:27:180:27:22

'Ruby is talking my place. She needs your full trust and support,

0:27:220:27:27

'and I know you'll be mature enough to give that to her.

0:27:270:27:30

'Please don't try and find me. You've been incredible.

0:27:300:27:33

'Clyde, Rani, and Ruby defending the Earth from an attic in Ealing.

0:27:330:27:38

'What could be better?

0:27:380:27:42

'Goodbye.'

0:27:420:27:44

That isn't me! That isn't me!

0:27:440:27:48

-You knew about this and didn't tell us?!

-No, Clyde, no!

0:27:480:27:51

-You heard what Sarah Jane said.

-She wouldn't go and not tell us!

0:27:510:27:54

I tried to talk to her, but she wouldn't listen. I'm sorry!

0:27:540:27:57

-It's not your fault, Ruby.

-Luke'll know where she's gone.

-No, she didn't tell him.

0:27:570:28:01

-She knew he would talk her out of it.

-Luke doesn't know?!

0:28:010:28:05

I don't know what to say.

0:28:050:28:07

-Just shut up!

-Clyde! I've just got to talk to him.

0:28:070:28:10

Oh... SHE SNIFFS

0:28:150:28:18

I'm almost upsetting myself.

0:28:180:28:21

-Enjoying the show?

-They'll find a way to stop you.

0:28:240:28:28

Aw...

0:28:280:28:30

The hope of the dying tastes so sweet.

0:28:300:28:34

You've got to get this message, you've got to help!

0:28:340:28:38

Clyde? Are you OK?

0:28:380:28:40

You and your stupid "holiday", you put this in her head!

0:28:400:28:42

-Now she's gone, like my dad's gone, and it's all your fault!

-But...

0:28:420:28:46

Just stay away from me!

0:28:460:28:48

Oh!

0:28:570:28:59

Sweetheart...

0:29:080:29:11

Rani?

0:29:110:29:12

Whatever's the matter?

0:29:130:29:15

It's Sarah Jane.

0:29:150:29:17

She's gone.

0:29:170:29:19

-She's moved away.

-What? I only saw her yesterday.

0:29:190:29:23

Well, are you sure, my love?

0:29:290:29:31

She's gone, Mum. And she just left a message with Ruby.

0:29:310:29:35

What? Moonlight flit? That's not her style.

0:29:350:29:39

She didn't even tell Luke.

0:29:420:29:44

Well, now I know this is rubbish. Luke's her son.

0:29:440:29:48

The way Sarah Jane looks at Luke...

0:29:480:29:51

Well, it's the same way I look at you. A mother knows.

0:29:510:29:55

I see you two, having a laugh, sharing your big secret.

0:29:570:30:02

Don't think I've not noticed.

0:30:020:30:05

You and her, you have something special.

0:30:050:30:08

Sometimes, I get a bit jealous.

0:30:100:30:13

Mum, don't say that.

0:30:130:30:15

But Sarah Jane makes you happy, and that makes me happy.

0:30:150:30:20

You listen to me, Rani Chandra. She would never, ever just run off.

0:30:200:30:25

-Where's Ruby?

-'Clyde.'

-Tell me.

-'I... I cannot comply...

0:30:270:30:31

-'Clyde, I...'

-Doesn't matter. Find Sarah Jane. I'm going after her.

0:30:310:30:36

-'I... I cannot com...comply.'

-What's wrong with you?

-'Letter 2.'

0:30:360:30:41

-Mr Smith?!

-'Letter 2.'

-What does that mean?

0:30:420:30:47

-'Letter 2.'

-What, like the alphabet? The letter B?

0:30:470:30:51

'Letter 5.

0:30:510:30:53

'Letter 23.'

0:30:530:30:55

B...E...W...

0:30:550:30:58

Beware! Beware what?!

0:30:580:31:01

Clyde, are you OK?

0:31:010:31:05

I was worried. What you said before...

0:31:050:31:08

Forget it, we've got to find Sarah Jane.

0:31:080:31:10

She doesn't want us to find her.

0:31:100:31:12

-'Letter 18... 18.'

-What was that?

0:31:150:31:19

-Mr Smith?

-What's the matter with you?

0:31:190:31:22

'There's nothing wrong. A minor malfunction, now rectified.'

0:31:270:31:31

He was trying to tell me something. Beware and then letter 18.

0:31:310:31:34

-What's letter 18 in the alphabet?

-Huh?! That's R!

0:31:340:31:39

(For Ruby.)

0:31:410:31:43

Mr Smith was trying to warn me it's you. You've done this!

0:31:430:31:47

You made Sarah Jane go.

0:31:470:31:49

Clyde...

0:31:520:31:53

We could've had so much fun together, but I can't have you running to Rani and I've heard enough from the zylot.

0:31:530:31:59

-Shut him down, Mr White!

-'With pleasure.'

-No!

0:31:590:32:02

Mr Smith! No! Mr Smith!

0:32:020:32:06

Oh, get off me!

0:32:060:32:08

Where is this?

0:32:140:32:16

Take a look.

0:32:160:32:18

Recognise it?

0:32:210:32:23

I think that bit's Finland.

0:32:230:32:27

This was my prison.

0:32:290:32:32

My people exiled me.

0:32:320:32:35

We have a...

0:32:350:32:37

A hunger. Mine was too strong.

0:32:370:32:41

They trapped me here for eternity with only a game system for company.

0:32:410:32:46

Only now it's my ship.

0:32:460:32:49

This golf ball?

0:32:490:32:51

Well, I reprogrammed the games device.

0:32:510:32:54

It took me a while. A long while.

0:32:540:32:58

Mr White?

0:32:580:33:00

-He's a PlayStation?

-He's taken me to so many places.

0:33:000:33:04

But don't go looking for them. They're sadly no longer with us.

0:33:040:33:09

-But Sarah Jane scanned you...

-Ah, this has a biodamper.

0:33:090:33:13

It screened me.

0:33:130:33:14

Belonged to a previous friend, God rest her soul.

0:33:140:33:18

-Where's Sarah Jane?

-Ooh!

0:33:180:33:22

She's watching us right now.

0:33:220:33:25

I was going to feed off you, Clyde.

0:33:270:33:30

I wanted your love, your dependence, your hope.

0:33:300:33:35

And then your despair.

0:33:350:33:38

You can't! Leave him alone.

0:33:380:33:41

< RUMBLING

0:33:410:33:42

RUBY: 'Now this ship will be your prison, too.'

0:33:420:33:46

No!

0:33:460:33:48

But only for a little while.

0:33:490:33:51

We've only got the air we came in with and...

0:33:510:33:55

I don't need it.

0:33:550:33:57

Goodbye, Clyde.

0:33:570:33:59

No!

0:33:590:34:01

No, Ruby!

0:34:030:34:05

VOICE ECHOES

0:34:050:34:08

-Come on, Clyde, pick up!

-'The number you dialled is not available.

0:34:140:34:18

'Please try again...' DOORBELL RINGS

0:34:180:34:20

Clyde!

0:34:200:34:22

What the hell's going on?

0:34:290:34:31

Suddenly Clyde leaves me a message. I rush down here and Mum's gone!

0:34:320:34:36

What did you do? I trusted you.

0:34:360:34:38

-So it's my fault again!

-You and Clyde must've done something...

0:34:380:34:41

-You're the one who left her!

-'Mistress!'

0:34:410:34:44

Immediate cessation. Stop arguing. We must locate Mistress Sarah Jane.

0:34:440:34:49

Co-operation between all units essential.

0:34:490:34:52

Sorry, Rani.

0:34:520:34:54

Where's Clyde? We need him.

0:34:540:34:57

K9, can you track Clyde's phone, tell me where he is?

0:34:580:35:02

Attempting to contact mobile now.

0:35:020:35:03

We'll get him round, Mum and Dad will be gone for hours.

0:35:030:35:06

Phone out of communication range. However,

0:35:060:35:09

transponder locators indicate Victus 471.3 231.4.

0:35:090:35:14

-That's impossible, recalculate.

-Calculation confirmed.

0:35:140:35:18

-What's the matter?

-The coordinates - that's space. He's in orbit.

0:35:180:35:23

-Help!

-VOICE ECHOES

0:35:230:35:26

HE PANTS

0:35:360:35:38

-We have to get to the attic, we need Mr Smith.

-Wait! Both of you try this.

0:35:380:35:42

Today, Sarah Jane runs away without saying a word.

0:35:420:35:47

Ruby takes over and Clyde is now in space. What are the chances of that?

0:35:470:35:51

-0.1%.

-Which means it's not by chance.

0:35:510:35:54

Which means it's Ruby. And I believed her.

0:35:540:35:58

Ruby!

0:35:580:35:59

-She's got Mum and Clyde.

-And my mum saw it, we didn't. None of us.

0:35:590:36:03

Have you still got that photo of Ruby and Mr White?

0:36:030:36:06

-Here.

-K9, scan it.

0:36:080:36:10

Affirmative, Master Luke.

0:36:100:36:12

Scan reveals technology of Mr White unit is of Qetesh origin.

0:36:120:36:18

-What's a Qetesh?

-They are called Soul Stealers.

0:36:180:36:21

Skilled in manipulation, they create heightened emotional states

0:36:210:36:24

in their victims and drain their life essence.

0:36:240:36:27

Ruby's a Qetesh! Mum wasn't ill, Ruby was feeding from her!

0:36:270:36:31

Oh, Luke, I am so sorry.

0:36:310:36:33

She tricked you all, it's not your fault.

0:36:330:36:36

Alert! Image does not show entirety of Qetesh entity.

0:36:360:36:39

The human part is just the mouth. Qetesh stomach must be nearby.

0:36:390:36:44

The stomach?! Oh, my God! Sarah Jane!

0:36:440:36:48

No...

0:36:500:36:52

RUBY LAUGHS 'Oh...'

0:36:550:36:58

I can feel Sarah Jane Smith fading away.

0:36:580:37:02

-MR WHITE:

-'On schedule.'

-Not long now.

0:37:030:37:07

-Rani, get out of my way.

-You run in there and she will kill you.

0:37:080:37:11

-We need to think, you taught me to think, use logic!

-Logic?

0:37:110:37:15

Mr Smith should have seen this!

0:37:150:37:17

Inferior Smith was dominated by Qetesh "Mr White" unit.

0:37:170:37:20

-Typical.

-Well, can we get him back on our side?

0:37:200:37:23

Scan reveals that Mr White unit is a modified

0:37:230:37:26

and corrupted holographic entertainment system.

0:37:260:37:29

Of course. 5D holograms!

0:37:290:37:32

Rani, there never was a meteor or an invasion, it was all special effects.

0:37:320:37:35

Also, Mr White unit must control a teleport link.

0:37:350:37:39

-Which is how Clyde's got up there.

-Correct.

0:37:390:37:41

-So, Mr White, he's just a games console?!

-But massively upgraded.

0:37:410:37:45

-Can you wipe him, get rid of the upgrades?

-Reset him. See? Logic!

0:37:450:37:49

I can transmit a reset codec.

0:37:490:37:52

I can then assume control, release Mr Smith and rescue Master Clyde.

0:37:520:37:56

Then do it, now!

0:37:560:37:58

Regret. I will need direct access to transmit signal.

0:37:580:38:01

Oh, no!

0:38:010:38:04

No.

0:38:040:38:05

Wait.

0:38:070:38:08

K9, if we get this close to Mr White, can you send the signal that way?

0:38:080:38:12

Affirmative. Caution, audio relay not ideal,

0:38:120:38:16

it will take some minutes to complete reset.

0:38:160:38:18

-Some minutes. How many's some?

-Doesn't matter, let's go.

-Stop!

0:38:180:38:22

She'll know something's up if you walk in there!

0:38:220:38:26

-You can't...

-It's the only way. Or Clyde and Sarah Jane will die.

0:38:280:38:33

Rani, Sarah Jane, Luke...

0:38:360:38:39

My time's almost up.

0:38:390:38:42

It'll soon be over. But you'll find the phone.

0:38:420:38:47

Sarah Jane, you're the best.

0:38:470:38:50

Don't ever beat yourself up about this, OK?

0:38:500:38:53

I've had the best time.

0:38:540:38:56

And tell Mum I had to go away, tell her I'm sorry...

0:38:560:39:00

And Luke?

0:39:010:39:03

Best mates, forever, yeah?

0:39:030:39:06

Rani...

0:39:070:39:10

You're brilliant.

0:39:100:39:12

I always...

0:39:120:39:13

I always...

0:39:150:39:17

Rani. How's Clyde?

0:39:350:39:38

How's everything?

0:39:380:39:40

Clyde's not good with his emotions. You know what blokes are like.

0:39:400:39:44

-Come here, Ruby, I need a hug.

-Oh!

0:39:440:39:46

-I thought you'd blame me.

-I'd never blame you.

0:39:500:39:54

You know we'll always be mates.

0:39:540:39:57

Clyde's just a bit touchy, cos of his dad. Look...

0:39:570:40:00

-I could do with a girly chat, though.

-Oh, OK.

0:40:000:40:04

How are you holding up? It must be really hard on you.

0:40:040:40:07

Oh, the shock of it.

0:40:070:40:09

She just sprang it on me last night, I've hardly slept.

0:40:090:40:12

-And I bet she didn't give you much choice.

-You know Sarah Jane.

0:40:120:40:16

I keep hoping she'll suddenly walk through the door, but...

0:40:160:40:20

If it really is me in charge, then, um...

0:40:200:40:23

I'm going to need you, Rani.

0:40:230:40:26

Oh, Ruby...

0:40:260:40:29

Oh! Oh, come on.

0:40:290:40:31

There, there, it'll be all right.

0:40:310:40:35

You and me...

0:40:350:40:38

And Clyde.

0:40:380:40:40

And Clyde...of course.

0:40:400:40:43

There's something else. I can say it, now she's gone.

0:40:540:40:58

Don't tell Clyde.

0:40:580:41:00

I prefer you to Sarah Jane. You're going to be so much more fun.

0:41:000:41:04

With Sarah Jane, it was just rules, rules, rules!

0:41:040:41:07

Don't wander off, do your homework. You know, to be honest,

0:41:070:41:11

-it's a relief she's gone.

-Oh, Rani. That's so sweet.

0:41:110:41:15

You shouldn't say things like that.

0:41:150:41:17

Because they're not very convincing!

0:41:170:41:20

Agh! Oh!

0:41:200:41:21

Right, I enjoyed you having to do that.

0:41:230:41:26

Now you're going to tell me why!

0:41:260:41:28

K9, now, it has to be now!

0:41:280:41:30

Contact!

0:41:300:41:31

MACHINE STARTS UP

0:41:310:41:34

'Contact.

0:41:340:41:37

'Factory settings restored.'

0:41:370:41:39

Clever...little girl!

0:41:410:41:44

-Get Clyde down! Teleport, now!

-Teleportation in ten seconds.

0:41:440:41:49

Oh, Rani... Mummy will be so upset.

0:41:540:41:59

Clyde!

0:42:000:42:02

Stay away from her!

0:42:030:42:06

-I know you'll never fire that.

-Course not.

0:42:060:42:10

I just want you standing there. Mr Smith, Containment Vortex now!

0:42:100:42:15

A force field, how quaint.

0:42:190:42:21

Don't think this is going to hold me for long.

0:42:210:42:23

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

0:42:230:42:26

Rani, I love you.

0:42:280:42:30

Mr White, my mum, where is she?

0:42:300:42:32

'Your mother's in the cellar at Number 46, Old Forest Road.'

0:42:320:42:36

Eugh, that must be Ruby's stomach.

0:42:360:42:39

-Mum!

-Her what?

0:42:390:42:41

My stomach!

0:42:410:42:43

-'Vortex compromised.'

-Better start running.

0:42:440:42:48

'Vortex compromised!'

0:42:480:42:50

Get over there, I'll deal with her.

0:42:500:42:52

Luke Smith, you really are your mother's son.

0:42:550:42:59

But it changes nothing.

0:42:590:43:01

She's finished! Clyde and Rani are next,

0:43:010:43:04

-and then I'm coming for you.

-'Containment Vortex critical.'

0:43:040:43:08

Mine, I think.

0:43:080:43:10

-BUZZ!

-Agh!

0:43:100:43:12

No chance! Give it up, now!

0:43:120:43:13

'I have blocked all teleport transmissions.'

0:43:130:43:17

Well, I can still use my legs. My power is growing

0:43:170:43:21

and soon no-one on this planet will be safe from me!

0:43:210:43:26

Mr Smith, what she said! Her power's growing, so it's not ready yet.

0:43:260:43:29

'I do not understand you, Luke.'

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Both of you, give me everything you've got on Qetesh!

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The way they feed, the stomach. Mr White, clear hologram channels

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for emergency transmission.

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Sarah Jane!

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-Get back!

-Oh, oh...

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I knew...

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Oh, I knew you could do it.

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-We're getting out of here!

-I'm afraid not!

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This is where the adventure ends. Yours, not mine.

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I wouldn't normally do this, but for you three...

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it'll be a pleasure.

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Direct absorption of living flesh.

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FRIGHTENED GASPS

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Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith!

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Qetesh! This is your one and only warning.

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-Luke!

-Leave this planet now!

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SHE LAUGHS

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And here's sonny boy.

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Are you threatening me? You're nothing!

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Come and join the feast!

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Mr White, hologram program now!

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Of course Sarah Jane hasn't run off.

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Bet Rani's with her and Langer right now, doing whatever it is they do.

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Haresh!

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Get down!

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Agh!

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You wanted thrills, Qetesh? Here they are!

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Mr White's sending out a hologram! Everyone on Earth is seeing your meteor coming right to them!

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Millions of them. He's giving it everything he's got!

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-And you're giving her what she wants!

-But too much!

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An emotional surge from six billion people all in one go.

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It's overwhelming her.

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CRIES OF PAIN

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Feedback from the whole world.

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Starter, main course, pudding, everything at once.

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You've been super-sized!

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It's going to splurge, I know it. It's going to splurge!

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Ah! Oh, ah! Agh!

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Everything you've taken from my mum, she's getting it back!

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Thank you, Rani. Hello, Luke. Welcome home!

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You aced it, Lukeyboy! Oh, look.

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It didn't splurge!

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OK.

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It did.

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Ruby... You made a big mistake coming here.

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What we do, it isn't for thrills. It's not yours to take.

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Sarah Jane...

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-I underestimated you.

-No. You know me inside out.

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I knew I could rely on Luke, Rani and Clyde.

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I could always rely on them.

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But my hunger, I need to feed. I can't help the way I am.

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Yeah, but you didn't have to enjoy it so much.

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I wish I could help you. But I can't.

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What are you going to do to me?

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That teleport bracelet, a link to your prison?

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Where your people judged you should be.

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Who am I to question their judgment?

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No, no, don't send me back into the darkness.

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Please, you understand!

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I can't be alone, you know what that's like!

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-Don't fall for it, Sarah Jane.

-Oh, Rani!

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I wasn't born yesterday.

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WATCH BUZZES

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This isn't the end. I'll make you regret this!

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You will suffer for this, Sarah Jane Smith!

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'Gravity lock disengaging.'

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This world will suffer!

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HER VOICE FADES INTO THE DISTANCE

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Right, Mr White is going straight into the safe.

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-Can't I keep him? He's just a flashy games console now.

-Nice try. No.

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No, Mum. I didn't see anything.

0:48:500:48:53

Probably just an advert or something.

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One of those new 3D games. Yeah! I'll be home soon, I promise.

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-Bye!

-3D games? I like that. Get Mr Smith to do a cover story.

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'I take it the combined efforts of myself and K9 were satisfactory?'

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-You called him K9!

-'He's not so bad after all.

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-'I've met worse.

-It is an equitable arrangement.'

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Get a room, boys!

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All of you saved me.

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Every single one of you played a part.

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Thank you. But don't think you're having an easy ride.

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-We've got a planet to protect.

-You sure you're up to it?

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Oh, Clyde. With a team like this? Yeah, I think I can go on forever.

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-CAR HORN BEEPS OUTSIDE

-Oh, that's our ride.

-Ride where?

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Pizza, cinema, whatever you like. I think we've earned one night off.

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'Goodbye, Sarah Jane.'

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Lukeyboy.

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'Yes, there are amazing things up there in the universe.

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'But they've got some very stiff competition down here on Earth.'

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Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

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Children's drama series from the makers of Doctor Who, following the adventures of investigative journalist Sarah Jane Smith, a former companion to the Doctor.

No one can defend the Earth forever, but who could ever replace Sarah Jane?


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