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KLAXON WAILS | 0:00:01 | 0:00:03 | |
# You've been found guilty Of a howlin' showbiz crime | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# So welcome to the Slammer | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
# Where you're gonna serve your time | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# With every type of minstrel | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
# Entertainer and artiste | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# Performing to the limit To try and get released | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# So go fetch the audience | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Bring them to the Slammer | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Polish up your act | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
# With a bit of glitz and glamour | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
# Your fate is in their hands | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
# So make 'em cheer and clap | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
# It's the only way you'll ever leave the Slammer | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
-# Leave the Slammer -It's the only way you'll ever leave | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# The Slammer! # | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
# Why does it always rain on me? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
# Was it because I lied When I was 17? # | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
Ha ha ha. Eurgh. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
And that was Britain's most talented toilet! | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
FAINT APPLAUSE | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
The moment you've been waiting for. What is it, Mr Burgess? | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
It's time for the Slammer lottery, Sir. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
That's right. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
Where we decide who's gonna win a place in today's Freedom Show. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:12 | |
What do we have to do, Mr Burgess? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Release the balls and chain, Sir. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
So, the first act on the show is, Mr Gimbert? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
Me? I can't perform. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Oh, go on then. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
JAUNTY MUSIC | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
Gimbert! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
The first act on the show is... Mr Gimbert? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Oh! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Andy Gebhardt! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
The second act out, Sir, Duo Full House. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
'TRUMPETING' | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Hey! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
The third act is Kis Faludy. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
And the final act on the bill this week | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
is Felicity, the invisible juggler. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
CIRCUS MUSIC | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Here's looking at you, kid... Wherever you are. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
To the winners, better get ready. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
To the losers, more sloppy-ploppy porridge. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Oh, typical. 'Yeah, typical.' | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
I'm sure you'll get chosen one day. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
-With my luck? They call me the Queen's Nose. -Queen's Nose? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
Never gets picked. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
At least you're not as unlucky as Jimmy Jinx. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
Then why is he not in here? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
He is! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
I wasn't clowning around with banana skins. It was just bad luck. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
No such thing as bad luck - only human incompetence. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Who put this lamppost here? Get it moved, lad! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
See, Mr Burgess? I am a jinx. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
I'm a magnet for ill winds and freakish accidents. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
No such thing as a jinx, lad. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
FLOWER SQUIRTS | 0:02:49 | 0:02:50 | |
-How flaming dare you? -But I didn't do anything! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
-And I'm Natasha Kaplinsky(!) -Blimey, it's all gone wrong for you. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
Get in that cell. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
-But I'm not guilty! I shouldn't be here. -That's your bad luck. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Because you is, Jinx. You is. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
CLANG! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
CRASH | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Told you so. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Jimmy Jinx? In here? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Oh, run for your lives! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
Oooh! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
Oh, Uncle. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
See? It's started already. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
The bad luck, the accidents... We're doomed! Mr Gimbert! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:28 | |
-Yes? -Prepare Jimmy Jinx for release. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Release him? He's a danger and a menace. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
-We don't want him here. -You can't release prisoners willy-nilly. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
I'm not releasing Willy Nilly. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
You stay there. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
No, I'm releasing The Unluckiest Man In The World. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
Duh-duh-duuuuuh! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Not duh-duh-duhing? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Not this week. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
Fair enough. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
Ooh, I can't wait for the show to start. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
I really think this could be my big break. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
Whoops. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
-Nobody sitting there? -Ow, do you mind? | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Felicity, is that you? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
It's me, Jimmy! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
Jimmy! You haven't changed a bit. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Nor have you! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
Ow! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
-Was that your eye? -Ow! Yes! And that was the other one. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
-I'm sorry. -Ooch! Ooh. Ow! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
FELICITY CRIES | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Oh, that's my arm. I'm in agony. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
I'll have to pull out of the Freedom Show. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Felicity, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Forget it, Jimmy. Just leave me alone! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Felicity... Felicity! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
You forgot your balls. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
That's just my luck. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
'Oi! You're not sitting there.' That's so rude. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
-It's "You're not sitting there, thank you." -Give him a break. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
What harm can one man do sitting at the table, eating? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Aaaargh! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
CRASH! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Sorry. If... | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
CRASH! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
SIRENS | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
Watch out for... HUGE CRASH | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
ALARM RINGS | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
I'm really sorry about that one. You poor little lamb. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
SAD HARMONICA MUSIC | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
No need to ask whose fault all this is. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
I'm sorry. It was just bad luck. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
Get back, Jinx. Get back! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
You've done more than enough harm for one day. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
-Look at poor Felicity. -At least we can see her now, Sir. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
She's an invisible juggler. You're not supposed to see her. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
-I've only got three acts now. -Well, I could always take her place. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:57 | |
You? I'm not letting you near that stage. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
-I can do me sword twirling. -No! | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
-What about knife throwing? -No! -Fire breathing? -No! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:06 | |
Don't you understand "unluckiest man in the world"? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Fine. I'll just stay here and serve my full 13 years of imprisonment. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:16 | |
13 years? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Congratulations. You're on the show. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
Yes, the Jinx is back! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Sorry, sorry. Just... | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Looking forward to the show? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Absolutely. Never felt better. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
You're not worried about "The Jinx"? | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Don't be silly. Dressed like this? What could possibly go wrong? Urgh! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:42 | |
Whooooah! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
CRASH | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
I'll go and get changed. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
-Ready for the show? -No, Melvin. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
-Don't come any closer. -You're not really jinxed. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:55 | |
You see? How can I win? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
I've never won anything. I'm the unluckiest man in the world. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:03 | |
-Exactly. You're the best. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Wait a minute. There's a bloke in Finland who's better. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
I'm the world's second unluckiest man world. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
That really is unlucky. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
-TANNOY: -'This is your final call. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
'Will all acts please wing it to the wings.' | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Break a leg. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Thanks, mate. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:22 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:26 | |
Thanks, mate. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Well, boys? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
How do I look? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
-The, erm... -The... | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Wha... Oh, yeah. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
Divine, Sir. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
Thank you very much. In that case, it's show time. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:43 | |
BUZZING | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to HM Slammer, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
'where you decide which prisoner is to be released. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:53 | |
'Now please welcome your host. He's...' | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
TANNOY BUZZES | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
'(It's not working. I don't know...)' | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
BUZZING | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
'(It was fine this afternoon.)' | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
'Now, please...' | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
CRACKLES 'Oh, get stuffed!' | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
'(Oh, no, it's working.) It's the guv'nor!' | 0:08:07 | 0:08:12 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Who's the guv'nor? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
ALL: You're the guv'nor! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Fantastic to see you. Are you ready for some Freedom Show fun? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:36 | |
ALL: Yes! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
One act will go free from the Slammer and you will decide who. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
We've got some fabulous performing prisoners today. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:47 | |
We've got Duo Full House. Ooooh! | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
Very unusual act. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
We've got a marvellous act, a flipping good act. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
They go up in the air. They're wonderful. They're Kis Faludy. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
And an unlucky chap called Jimmy Jinx. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
ALL: Whooooo! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
To kick us off, please welcome Andy Gebhardt! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:10 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
Come on. This show's over. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
Round of applause for Andy Gebhardt. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Good stuff, eh? Good, wasn't it? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
But is it good enough to go free? Let's find out. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:38 | |
Right then. Coming to you first, Miss. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
Did that act twirl your baton? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Yes. It looked like the sticks were magnetic. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
How d'you do? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
-Very well. -Good. You're not related to Mr Burgess? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
-Nope. -You talk a bit like him. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
Did you like that act? | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
-Brilliant, Sir. -He called me Sir. | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
Just like Mr Burgess. Let's borrow Gimbert's hat. Try that. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:05 | |
Do your Mr Burgess impression. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
Good day, Sir. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
We could have you instead of Mr Burgess. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Good idea. Mr Burgess, you're fired! | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
-What about you? -The part with two sticks was great. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
-That impressed you? -Yeah. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
-You don't want to see the others? -No. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
GIGGLING | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Right, up you get. Off you go. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
For one final word to sum that act up, Miss? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:34 | |
Amazing. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
Amazing, Sir! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Your views on Andy Gebhardt. Will he go free? Too early to say. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
All set then, Jimmy? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
I am raring to go. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:45 | |
Shhhh. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
JIMMY COUGHS LOUDLY | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
Do you mind? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
We're trying to do a Freedom Show. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
Some people, I don't know. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
The next prisoners, a sensational act. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
They juggle, play the piano. They're masterful on the keys of the piano. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:06 | |
But will they win the keys to the Slammer? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
You decide as you enjoy and appreciate | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
Duo Full House! | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
CHEERING | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
Thank you. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Thank you. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
-There's more. -Oh, there's more. I'm sorry. I forgot. Are you sure? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
What was the p...? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:42 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Ah, ah, ah, ow. Ooh. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Are you OK? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
Wonderful... Wonderful. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
CLATTER | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
-All right, the show is over. -Wait a second. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:03 | |
The show must go on. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
-It must go on. -I fix it for you. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
-You fixed it? -Yes. -All right. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
It's time for classical music. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
A very difficult piece. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
CRACKS HIS FINGERS | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
-ALL: Ohhhhh. -Are you OK? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Chopin wrote this piece for only nine fingers. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Don't need this one. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
DRAMATIC PIANO MUSIC | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
GIGGLING | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
-This is ridiculous. -Now what? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
I'm an American. Back home, the pianos are bigger. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
I'm sorry about this. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:41 | 0:14:42 | |
It's much more comfortable down here. I'm gonna stay down here. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:47 | |
Mozart. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
MUSIC: SONATA IN C K545 | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
Oh, let's have a big round of applause for Duo Full House. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:42 | |
What did you think of Duo Full House? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Duo Full House there. Duo, meaning two. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Full House... A bingo expression. Miss? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
Amazing, hilarious, silly, excellent, clever, weird and stupid. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:58 | |
And you've drawn a flow chart to signify that. Show it to everybody. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:03 | |
There you go, everything there. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
-Did they do enough to be released? -I don't know yet. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
What did you think of Duo Full House? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
They have real potential. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
My favourite part was when he hit his head and played on the floor. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:20 | |
Did you like Duo Full House? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
Yep. I think the man played really good on the piano, | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
especially when he threw the balls at the same time. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
Score out of ten? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:33 | |
Er, I'd say four. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
Four out of ten?! Not very high. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
-Not the best one yet. -Hedging his bets. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
And for one final word, Miss? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
Breathtaking. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
-Breathtaking. -That was Duo Full House and your opinions on them. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
< Now onto our next performing prisoners... | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
Don't stand under a ladder. It's well unlucky. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
-You're right. Thanks, Pete. -That's all right. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
Please welcome Kis Faludy! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
ROCK MUSIC | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
Big cheer for Kis Faludy. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
Kis Faludy. Have they kissed goodbye to freedom? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Kis Faludy. Was it any good? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
It was the best so far. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
-And? -They should go to freedom. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
Did you prefer the little or big fella? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
The little fella. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:20 | |
Why, Sir? | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
-He did most of the act. -You're saying the big fella does nothing. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:26 | |
He just jumped down. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
"He just jumped down." This is why they need to stay here. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
Yeah. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
-What did you think of them? -It was flipping awesome. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
Could they improve? | 0:19:37 | 0:19:38 | |
Erm, yeah, the bigger man doing a bit more. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
He gives all the weight to the little fella. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
-The little fella couldn't make the big fella jump up. -No. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:50 | |
Have they done enough? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
-Yeah. -OK, jolly good. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
One final word. Miss? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
-Erm, I think it was the best... -Oh, here we go. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
-I think it was the best... -What did I just say? | 0:19:59 | 0:20:03 | |
One final word, Miss. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
-Fantastic. -Fantastic. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:06 | |
Got there in the end. Thank you. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
You've seen three acts. Have you enjoyed them? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:13 | |
ALL: Yes! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
We have one more performing prisoner to see and he's very unlucky. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
Jimmy, you're on. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Right-o. Now that is bad luck. I've only locked myself in! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:25 | |
Jimmy! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
Sorry, sorry. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:27 | |
He's called Jimmy Jinx. He's doing 13 years in the Slammer. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:33 | |
If it wasn't for bad luck, he'd have no luck at all. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
The unlucky, the unfortunate, Jimmy Jinx! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
Sorry! | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
Sorry. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
Thank you. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
# I can't believe That I'm on the Freedom Show | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
# I'm gonna tell you all A little tale of woe | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
# You won't believe your ears, oh! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:15 | |
# You can't imagine The run of luck I've had | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
# None of it good, all of it bad | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
# It's been worse Than Britney Spears... # | 0:21:21 | 0:21:26 | |
Come on! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
# Oh, look at me... # | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
All together! | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
# Mr Unlucky... # Come on! | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
# Oh, my luck stinks... # Phwoar. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
# They call me Jimmy the Jinx... # | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Here we go. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
# They say look at him... # Sorry, sorry. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
# Unlucky Jim... # Yeah! | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
# How my heart sinks | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
# When they call me Jimmy the Jinx | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
# When I catch a bus The bus catches fire | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
# When I catch a train The train bursts a tyre | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
# "You're jinxed, Jimmy", Says my wife... # | 0:21:57 | 0:22:02 | |
Na-na-na-na-na. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
# If I see the Queen I'll have a coughing fit | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
# If I ride a roller coaster There'll be nowhere to sit | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
# I'll have to hang on For my life... # | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
Watch out! Come on. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:15 | |
# Oh, look at me | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
# Mr Unlucky | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
# Oh, my luck stinks | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
-# They call me... -# Jimmy the Jinx... # | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
That's the one, that's my name. # They say, "Look at him" | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
# Unlucky Jim | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
# Yes, my heart sinks | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
# When they call me Jimmy the Jinx... # | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
That's the one. Here we go! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
That's it. HARMONICA CONTINUES | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Rock'n'roll! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Ooh, sorry! Sorry! | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Oh, dear. Anyone for ice cream? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
Jimmy Jinx, is he lucky enough to go free? Let's find out. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:10 | |
Has he done enough to be released? | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Yes. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:13 | |
Why? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Because he was really silly and keeps falling over. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
You're easily pleased. Do you like that? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
People being generally silly and falling over? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
Mmm-hmm. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
Right. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:27 | |
Ooh! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
-Was that funny? -Yep. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
Jolly good. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:34 | |
-What score did you give? -Ten out of ten. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
What was the best bit? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
-When he put his foot in the shaving cream. -You liked that. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
All that talent... Sticks his foot in a bucket and gets your vote. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
-Yeah. -Jolly good. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
For one final word... Sir? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
-I thought it was very... -That's not a final word. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
Erm, funny. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
Let's do that again. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:58 | |
For one final word... Sir? | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
-Hilarious. -You're changing it! | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
-What do you want? Funny or hilarious? -Hilarious. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Let's do it again then. One final word. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
Erm... | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
Now you're thinking about something else! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
Which one are you going with? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
-Hilarious. -Let's do it again then. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
One final word? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:20 | |
Hilarious. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
Well done, Sir. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
There we are. Four performing prisoner acts. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
Your opinions on all of them. One opinion counts. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
That's the one recorded on the Clap-o-meter! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:33 | |
The more you clap and cheer, the higher the score. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:37 | |
The person with the highest score goes free. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
Let's welcome them back. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:42 | |
Andy Gebhardt! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Duo Full House! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
Kis Faludy! | 0:24:47 | 0:24:48 | |
And Jimmy Jinx! | 0:24:48 | 0:24:49 | |
There they are. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:52 | |
Marvellous. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Oh, yes. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
Which of these various acts will be going free? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
First, an unusual act. An act that "sticks" in the memory. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
Will he go free? Let's hear it please for Andy Gebhardt! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:08 | |
Good score. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
76 on the Clap-o-meter. Whoah! | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
Yeah, 76 for Andy Gebhardt. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
Next, we had two very, very funny performers. Duo Full House! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:28 | |
Oooh, you just... Very close. It's more porridge for you two. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:38 | |
On to two very lively performers. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
Your appreciation please for Kis Faludy! | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
What a noise! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
What a score. Scorching into the lead. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
83.9 on the Clap-o-meter. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
They're in the lead. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
Well, there's only one act that can go ahead of that now. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:06 | |
Let's hear it please for Jimmy Jinx! | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
I don't believe it. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
He's... He's been pipped at the post. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
He's unlucky again! Ahhh. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
That means the winners, going free, leaping free, flipping free, | 0:26:22 | 0:26:27 | |
it's Kis Faludy! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
CHEERING | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
You're free to go, guys. | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
Off you go with the warder. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:35 | |
Give them a big cheer. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
Marvellous. Big round of applause for Kis Faludy. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:40 | |
CHEERING | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
They're going free. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:43 | |
For the other acts, it's back to the cells. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
The good news is you're in time for tea with Mr Burgess. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
What's for tea tonight? | 0:26:50 | 0:26:52 | |
Chef's doing a Hungarian dish called a "mushlik". | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
Ooh, a Hungarian dish. What's that in English? | 0:26:55 | 0:26:59 | |
Sloppy-ploppy porridge. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:00 | |
Oh, no! Take them back to the cells. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
It's sloppy-ploppy porridge. Give them a big hand. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
Well, that's it. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
That's it, and remember, we're at the Slammer, | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
and if you don't make the audience yell... | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
ALL: You're back in the cell! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
Join us soon for some more fun with all the gang on the Slammer. Bye! | 0:27:18 | 0:27:22 | |
Round of applause for all the acts! | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
# It's the only way You'll ever leave the Slammer! # | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
-Unlucky, Jimmy. -Looks like I'll never get out of here now. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:45 | |
The only way you'd get out is if some idiot left the gate open. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:50 | |
Huh? | 0:27:50 | 0:27:51 | |
-Hmm... -Hmm... | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
Ahhhh... | 0:27:53 | 0:27:54 | |
-Ohhh... -Oh... | 0:27:54 | 0:27:55 | |
Hey hey hey! | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
CLANG | 0:27:57 | 0:27:58 | |
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
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