Quiz The Story of Tracy Beaker


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Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Quiz fever hits the Dumping Ground, and a competition with a rival care home inspires some serious cheating.


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# I can make my world come true

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# All my dreams will see me through

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# It doesn't matter what may come my way

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# Believe me now I will win some day... #

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Hey, Tracy.

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-Look at me!

-Are you trying to put me off my breakfast?

-What do you see?

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A duck.

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-But now?

-A prize duck. I didn't realise they had duck contests.

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No, it's for a quiz and I answered the winning question.

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-What was it on?

-How to oversleep!

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Oh, what?!

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It came to the final round. The atmosphere was electric.

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Then came my moment of ultimate glory and the question was...

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< Nathan, are you completely brainless?

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What do you get when you mix colours with whites?

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Don't tell me! Can I have a hint?

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You owe me! This season's colours are not sludge and puke green!

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OK, but I've got a great idea.

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We could all enter the National Youth Quiz and I'll be your coach.

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-How cool is that?

-Not cool.

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- Come on. Why not? - Quizzes are for swots.

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-With sad, empty lives.

-No offence.

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Come on. We need a little team spirit round here.

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This lot were sick the day they hand out brains.

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-Except me, of course.

-ALL TALK AT ONCE

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All right, all right, all right!

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Never mind. It's just that the finals are held in London.

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You stay in a luxury hotel...

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..see a West End show and tour a TV studio.

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ALL TALK AT ONCE

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Well, yeah, I'm impressed. I thought I'd start coaching now.

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Our first match is tomorrow. Tomorrow?

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-Are you joking?

-We'll never be ready in time!

-What?!

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I signed 'em up already, you see.

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At least we can get on with professional coaching now

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-because the brains have arrived.

-Eh?

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I think I'll coach them in small groups. What do you reckon?

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Yeah.

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You can't know everything, so you have to be selective.

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Pick a subject you already know a bit about like...

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-American football.

-Finance.

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How about...

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geography?

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< History?

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Religious studies?

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OK, US state capitals.

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US states?

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If we were computers, we wouldn't have a problem.

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-We're not.

-And we have. You can get a whole encyclopedia on one chip!

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All working together - that's what I call team spirit.

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Who's gonna be on the team? All of us.

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-There's only three on each side.

-Three?!

-You're useless!

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You're witless! You're brain-dead!

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-You'll be just plain dead!

-Enough! Only one way to sort this out.

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Everyone votes for the person they want to be on the team.

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You'll get at least one vote. You can't vote for yourself.

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Five sweets if you vote for me.

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Six sweets if you vote for me.

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This is just a present, a sort of thank you in advance.

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Yum!

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Right, everyone's voted. Apart from Dolly who's feeling sick.

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And our captain with the most votes is...Louise.

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We should be fine if we get any questions about flowers.

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And, second, we've got Bouncer.

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So we'll be fine if we've got any questions about...

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American football!

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-And third is...Tracy.

-Yes, yes!

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'And the winner is Tracy Beaker!'

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Oi! Tracy!

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The future Brains of Britain are here.

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BONES CRACK

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Look at their pasty skins! They've been in the library for months.

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I bet they're rubbish at sports questions.

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'GUNSHOT'

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We're stuffed.

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They're gonna hammer us.

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We're gonna look like a bunch of dumb kids in care!

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Unless... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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It wouldn't be cheating exactly.

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So for the 92nd time, Louise, when I cough, it's the right answer.

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But I don't understand. How do you get the messages from Lol?

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-A mobile phone.

-Oh, I get it!

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Hooray(!)

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-So when do

-I

-cough?

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-We're starting! >

-Just answer the questions.

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You've got a one in three chance of getting it right.

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-What's SHE doing here?

-Elaine's the quizmaster. We needed someone

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-to guarantee fair play.

-She hasn't got a fair bone in her body!

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WHOOPING AND CHEERING

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ALL CHANT: Stowey, Stowey!

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-Can I have your attention, please?

-CHANTING

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Quiet! Quiet, quiet!

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Thank you. I want everybody to just relax and have fun and, remember,

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-it's not winning that counts, it's taking part.

-We'll thrash you!

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Yeah, whatever!

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-Right, we'll start with Bradley.

-(Bouncer.)

-The first question is...

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Better not be, "What's your name?"

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-Very funny(!)

-Shut up!

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What were the very first words spoken down a telephone line?

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A, "Sorry, wrong number,"

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B, "Who is this?" or C, "Come here, I need you."

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(Yes!) OK, yeah, it's C.

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COUGHS THREE TIMES

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C. "Ring me back on my mobile."

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-Just kidding! "Come here, I need you."

-Correct.

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Eamonn, your first question. Is the land

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connecting North and South America, divided by the Panama Canal,

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A, a peninsula, B, a causeway, or C, an i-i-i...

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-an isthmus?

-Yeah! Go, Jim, go!

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-The answer is C, isthmus.

-Correct.

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Yes!

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-It's incredible.

-Inexplicable.

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Almost unbelievable.

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Give them credit. They've been trying really hard.

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-They got every single question right.

-Both teams?

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So they're a clever set of kids.

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-They're sneaks!

-Cheats!

-Just like us.

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Your point is? Better to lose fair and square.

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-Where does she get this rubbish?

-Search me!

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So I've confiscated their phones.

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-Dolly!

-You're a genius!

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And I've confiscated Amber's phones too.

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< Round Two!

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Well?

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Was it A, B or C?

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Um...

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-C, giant whale?

-No, Mary did not ride into Bethlehem,

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sitting on the back of a giant whale.

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-A?

-Or an ostrich!

-LAUGHTER

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And the results of the second round are three-all.

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-Plan B, then.

-What's that?

-We act like a bunch of dumb kids in care.

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Lucky I've come up with something!

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That's two out of three questions answered correctly

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in this, the final round.

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And the first question

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-to Stowey House is for Bradley again.

-Huh? Oh, yeah.

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The war between the Greek city states and the Persian Empire

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was like a game of American football.

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How many yards do you need for a first down?

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-A, one yard, B, ten yards, or C, 100 yards?

-Easy, ten! Um, B.

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Correct.

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Thank you, Bouncer...Bradley. Now, Louise.

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Geography. In the foothills of the Himalayan Mountains,

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what flower would you be most likely to find? A, orchid,

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B, rhododendron, or C, self-raising?

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B, because they come from there. They need a sandy soil.

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-Except for the dwarf ones. They like it a bit...

-Yes, B is correct.

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CHEERING

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Now, this would be the winning question if you got it right.

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What Christian name has the meanings of "warrior",

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"eloquent" and "brave"?

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Is it A, Charlotte...

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..B, Catherine

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-or C...?

-That would be C, Tracy.

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Correct.

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CHEERING

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Let me congratulate you

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on being, if not better than the opposition, at least more cunning.

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-When's the next match?

-Not for a while. I called the organisers

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and asked them to disqualify both teams. Anybody have a problem?

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ALL SHOUT AT ONCE

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I'll ask you this. Who in the Bible was the father of King Solomon?

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And what was this doing behind the goldfish tank?

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Um, B, it's a very clever goldfish?

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I'm afraid this quiz is over.

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When you're as gorgeous as me,

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it's best not to let on about being clever as well!

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Drama series about a young girl and her life in a children's home. Quiz fever hits the Dumping Ground, and a competition with a rival care home inspires some serious cheating.


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