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# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

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-# It doesn't matter What may come my way...

-No! No!

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# Believe me now I will win some day. #

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-Oi! What did you do that for?

-It was an accident. Keep your wig on.

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-There might be something from Cam.

-She's been in New York for ages.

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Thinking of Tracy Beaker all the time she's there... As if!

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Duke, he won't give me the milk.

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Give Tracy the milk.

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-He got milk all over me!

-Crash, for goodness sake!

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You should take it out his pocket money when he smashes things.

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Eugh! Sugar...

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Ready now? Come on, boys, here we go.

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Nathan...

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-There's tonnes of washing to be done.

-I know.

-You'll get it done?

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-Yeah.

-Good.

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OK, Marco the wonder dog, drop the ball!

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Marco! Bad dog! Bad dog!

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PO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OST!

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Ah-ah-ah!

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It's from New York!

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Molly, why have you sent away for a free voucher for toilet cleaner?

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-It's for your birthday.

-Thank you. It's very kind of you.

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-You can't have it yet. It's for your birthday.

-Anything from Grandpa?

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Not today. Sorry.

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-Is there anything there for me?

-As if!

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Look what Cam sent me!

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Don't even THINK of asking to borrow it.

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-I wouldn't be seen dead in it.

-Did I forget to mention it's from Cam,

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-who is in New York...

-Tracy!

-..thinking of Tracy Beaker always?

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New York, New York...

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Boy germs! Yuk!

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-We must do something about Crash.

-I must do something about this.

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Nathan!

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-There's hardly a dish left in one piece.

-What?

-Crash!

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Oh...

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-This pile isn't getting smaller.

-I think it's breeding.

-From Cam.

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The wrinkles are from the post.

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Nathan will iron it for you.

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Aw, thanks!

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-Is Elaine working with Crash and anger-management techniques?

-Yes.

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Well, they're not very effective.

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I mean...I could have a word with him, if you'd like.

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-He's a reasonable dude when he's not blowing his top.

-Or you could...

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YOU'RE BURNING THE IRONING!

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I don't suppose that either one of you wants to tell Tracy...

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Idiot!

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-I'll buy you a new top. I'll buy you two!

-You can't buy one like that!

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-It was special.

-I'm trying to watch something.

-It says "cool iron"!

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-Shut up about your stupid, boring T-shirt.

-You just butt out!

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-"I've got a 2 T-shirt from NY. I'm special"(!)

-What would you know?

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Nobody ever sent YOU anything in the mail. Not even a postcard.

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That's how special you are.

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What happened to those visualisation techniques we worked on?

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To help you with your anger?

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Remember?

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Every time we feel anger, we make beautiful pictures in our head

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and we calm down.

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Shall we give it a try?

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Hm?

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Deep breath.

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And we're walking through a grassy meadow full of lovely flowers

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towards the beautiful mountain...

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-It's a waste of time.

-Perhaps we're not trying hard enough.

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-I do try.

-Things got really out of hand today.

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Someone might have got hurt.

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We wondered if you might be happier somewhere else.

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< No!

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How could you be so dumb?

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-Nathan, haven't you got the washing to do?

-This is more important.

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Think of a beautiful scene. The blue...sky...and...

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BANGING

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I don't want to hurt people.

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I know.

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I get angry. Just like him.

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You're not like your dad.

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I wanted to hurt Tracy.

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But you didn't.

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You only damage things, not people.

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You're not like him.

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He's got to go.

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-That's a bit harsh.

-He's defiant, irresponsible...

-He's just a kid.

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That's the problem - he's one of the kids.

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He can't help being a kid.

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He's supposed to be a care worker.

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-I thought you were talking about Crash!

-Keep up, Duke.

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"Keep up, Duke"(!)

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I've already said I'm sorry.

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It was just a stupid T-shirt.

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That goes with the coloureds.

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-Will you help me with something?

-I've really got to do this.

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It's really, really important.

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-MARCO BARKS

-What are you doing? Get off, Marco!

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-Nath, what did you want?

-It's time for a big clean-out of your rooms.

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The squirrel's in the garden eating all your vegetables!

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Get out of it, squirrels! Waaargh! Waaargh!

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Chipped.

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Not chipped.

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Cracked.

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Get out.

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Throw it at me.

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I won't duck.

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Look, I'm a show-off and a pain

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and I'm really, really sorry I made you mad.

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OK, I'm the biggest pain in the world.

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Worse than Shelley with the nit comb. Worse than Elaine the Pain.

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-Nobody's worse than Elaine the Pain.

-Agreed.

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Now, come with me.

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NA-A-A-A-ATHA-A-A-AN!

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DA-DA!

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-It's for you.

-Is this a joke or something?

-Crash!

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It's a Crash cupboard.

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It's good, isn't it?

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-Wow!

-Wait...

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Come on, everyone. Behind the door. Come on.

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Go, Crash! Go, Crash! Go, Crash! Go, Crash! Go, Crash! Go, Crash!

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-<

-NATHAN!

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You've been making playhouses when I told you to do the chores!

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-It's not a playhouse.

-Not now, Crash. Nathan, I'm sick...

-Try it.

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Go, Shelley! Go, Shelley! Go, Shelley! Go, Shelley!

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Go, Shelley! Go, Shelley! Go, Shelley! Go, Shelley!

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Go, Shelley! Go, Shelley! Go, Shelley! Go, Shelley!

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HURRAY!

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It's, um, an anger-management room.

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-This is what you've done instead of the washing?

-It wasn't his fault.

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-It was my idea.

-Was it now?

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-I'll...do it now.

-No, no. It's too late.

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You keep up the good work - I'LL do the washing.

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After I've phoned Cam in New York and asked her to get a new T-shirt,

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-the cost of which...

-Comes out my wages.

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Well? What are you waiting for?

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Go, Crash! Go, Crash! Go, Crash! Go, Crash! Go, Crash! Go, Crash!

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Go, Crash! Go, Crash! Go, Crash! Go, Crash! Go, Crash! Go, Crash!

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HURRAY!

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Don't even think of switching off.

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I know where you live.

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No! You listen to me. I want my grandpa home now!

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-Jackie?

-Run a nursing home? You people couldn't run a bath!

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Jackie, we need to have a talk about your grandpa.

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What do you know about it?

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He's never gonna leave that place.

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He's got Old-timer's disease.

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-Yeah? How'd you like fist-in- your-face disease?

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

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MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYS

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-Hi, Michael!

-She remembered my name.

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I shouted at 'em like you suggested but they just kept being reasonable.

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I hate it when they do that.

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It's rubbish about him being ill! It's so unfair.

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-Your poor grandpa.

-I've had just about enough.

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It's time for action.

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Ah! I trust you'll be in need of some expert assistance?

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DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

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MUSIC: "Favourite Things" by Big Brovaz

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-Hi, Louise. Do you want a drink?

-Thanks, Michael.

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-Where's mine?

-Don't let me interrupt you.

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-Carry on dancing and just pretend I'm not here.

-Why pretend,

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when we can have the real thing?

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If you need anything else, I'll get it for you.

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Michael's quite...interesting, isn't he?

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Yeah, so are cockroaches.

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Dumping Ground, down to the lake...

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-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Tracy, have you seen Jackie?

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In here.

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Oh, good, you've calmed down a bit. I just...

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-What are you two up to?

-Shelley!

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-Honestly, this place!

-Sorry.

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I'll talk to you later, Jackie, OK?

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I, um...

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-must get this damp looked at.

-Yeah.

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MUSIC: "Favourite Things" by Big Brovaz

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-Doing a spot of spying, are we?

-Sh!

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Ah, Louise! It's a pity she only goes for good-looking boys, really.

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-Hmm...is that why she turned you down?

-I... Well, she, I...

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Well, um...knowing her so well, we could give you a few tips.

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-Tips?

-Oh, yeah. How to woo the fair lady.

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If you were to ask nicely.

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-# ..What you want?

-I'd like a man who would take care of business

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# And still have the time to take me on a shopping spree... #

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Lol...Bouncer?

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I reckon she'd be really impressed.

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But...writing a love song?

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-Well, I don't know how.

-Oh.

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Easy. All you need are feelings,

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a little help from your friends and a...musical instrument.

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So, you in?

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-Binoculars?

-Check.

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-Tins of food?

-Check.

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Can opener?

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Check.

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-Lemon-scented baby wipes?

-Lemon-scented what?

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Trust me, they're great.

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-Let's roll.

-Go! Go! Go!

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DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

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-Norma, what are you doing here?

-Sh! SHE MOUTHS

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-I'm taking you home.

-About time!

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-What's happening?

-Lol's in there with Michael.

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He's torturing him.

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My brother's far more subtle than that.

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Look, if you're interested, come back at 1.30 - seats at all prices.

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-Now go. Go on!

-WAILING COMES FROM BEHIND DOOR

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Yes, we made it!

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Ah!

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Sh! There's...

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there's somebody here.

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VOICES COME FROM TV

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Who are you?

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-The worst burglar in the world, that's who!

-I'm no criminal!

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-I'm an estate agent.

-A what?

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Jackie, they sell houses.

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Selling the house? But you can't. Where will we live?

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JIG PLAYS

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-He signed the papers.

-I most certainly did not!

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..Did I?

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Look, I'll call my office.

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Yeah, they'd be very interested

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to find out how cosy you've been!

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-Well, I can explain that.

-Get out of my house, go on.

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Go on, get out!

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-Hi, Lou! Come to get your surprise.

-Surprise, what's he on about?

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Don't know, probably an idiotic...

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HE WHISPERS

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Louise, what you waiting for? Go to the lounge and get your surprise.

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Justine?

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This will do.

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Is...

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is something burning?

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Grandpa!

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-Hello, Norma, just getting a blaze going.

-What, the entire house?

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Why does he keep calling you Norma?

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MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYS

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Michael?

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-SAY SOMETHING!

-Wait, wait, wait!

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Hi, Louise.

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Um... I wanted you to hear something.

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He's gonna do it! He's gonna do it!

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# Lou...Lou...Lou

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# Lou...ise

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# Please don't tease I'm begging you, please

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# I'm down on my knees You're holding the keys

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# To my heart

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# Please, don't tease I'm begging you please

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# I'm down on my knees You're holding the keys

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# To my heart. #

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-Come on!

-Voice of an angel!

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FEEDBACK WHISTLES

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-What have you done?

-What have you done?

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Ahem!

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# Michael, Michael

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# Lend me a cycle. #

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Mmm! Mince and beans!

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Just like the old days, eh, Norma?

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For the last time! Her name isn't...

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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-It's Shelley.

-What are you doing?

-Letting her in.

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-I don't think so!

-But your grandpa, he's...

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-He's not very well.

-He's fine.

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He's just...tired.

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You open that door and I'll never talk to you again.

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Less earache for me, then!

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Hiya, Shelley. Come to join in our little sit-in?

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Whoa!

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Jackie!

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-Jackie.

-Jackie!

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He's not going back to that home, OK? It's making him ill!

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-He was ill before, Jackie, you KNOW that.

-He's all right.

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-He just gets...confused.

-He thinks she's someone called Norma.

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Jackie's mum.

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My dad was the same way.

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-Your dad?

-He had Alzheimer's disease - same as Jackie's grandpa.

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I looked after him for a long time until...

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-I couldn't cope any more.

-Couldn't cope? You?

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-There's no need to be sarcastic.

-I-I'm not.

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Oh.

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You had to look after your dad?

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JACKIE UNBOLTS THE DOOR

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Come to laugh at me again?

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I didn't laugh. Listen, I've got to go.

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I'm meeting my boyfriend.

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Oh...right.

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Hey, Lou. Was that top comedy or what?

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Actually, it was really sweet. Thanks, Michael.

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MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYS

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I don't regret a second of the time I spent looking after my dad.

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It's just...

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I missed out on being young.

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I don't want to be young.

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I want things how they used to be.

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Your grandpa can't look after you any more.

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He needs looking after, by people who really know what they're doing.

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Hayfever...creeps up on you when you least expect it.

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# I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through

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-# And the fight won't get me down

-No! No!

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# My dreams will turn things All around

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# With a smile upon my face I can see a better place

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-# It doesn't matter What may come my way...

-No! No!

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# Believe me now I will win some day. #

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E-mail us at [email protected]

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